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  1. I've known a lot of day traders. . . on Device Protects Day Traders From Emotional Trading · · Score: 5, Interesting

    . . . and trust me, giving them a device that will tell them when they are stressed is about as useful as taping a stethoscope to their chest so they can check whether their heart is beating.

    Day traders are *always* stressed. Always.

  2. Re:Contribute how? on How To Help With a University ICT Strategy? · · Score: 1

    You're right, but I can phase your response more succinct way:

    Strategy flows from mission. If you think you understand your school's ICT mission, write it down. Stare at it.

    If you agree with the mission, read the revised strategy document and see if it supports and advances that mission. If it does, say so.
    If it doesn't, say what needs to change so it does.

    If you don't agree with the mission, say so, but prepare to be ignored (unless you are a signifigant shareholder at your institution.)

    If you don't understand what the mission is, tackle that before you contribute to strategy.

  3. TV show rating scores? on Visualizing the Ideological History of SCOTUS · · Score: 1

    I wonder what the scores are for "The Streets of San Francisco" or "The FBI".

    I'm sure that "The Fugitive" is the highest of the bunch!

  4. Reminds me of the old joke. . . on Unzipping Nanotubes Makes Superfast Electronics · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    My girlfriend said "Kiss me where it stinks", so I drove her to Detroit.

  5. Darwin predicted this. . . on Oldest Human Hair Discovered In Fossilized Poop · · Score: 1

    . . . in his classic work "On the Origin of Feces".

  6. The only free, safe comprehensive solution is. . . on How To, When You Have To Encrypt Absolutely Everything? · · Score: 2, Funny

    dl;kjf9s00, so*9fosdikjk oi*5 soej1j2+~. 7dtTk34l ";Leu3*7&.

    #@$tjke,

    s-=3k,3j

  7. Every high school student's nightmare. . . on Google Maps To Add 'Friend' GPS Tracking · · Score: 1

    It won't take long for kids to find a safe spot at the public library to hide their phone for a few hours after school.

    My suggestion: Stash it behind "Selections from the Speeches and Writings of Edmund Burke" (Dewey Decimal number: 920)

  8. By-products? on Power In Scotland From Tides and Whiskey · · Score: 1

    ". . .to install a power plant fueled entirely by whiskey by-products."

    How cool. . . a power plan fueled by vomit!

  9. Re:Modern C++ Design on Your Favorite Tech / Eng. / CS Books? · · Score: 1

    . . .Which in turn means that those indexes would be excellent candidates for use by the optimizer when the query only references columns that are part of the index keys.

    In other words, the index "covers" the query and allows us to efficiently extract the needed values from those densely packed index pages with few I/Os.

    The "smartass pun" part of my brain operates quite independantly from the "relational database knowledge" part.

  10. Re:Modern C++ Design on Your Favorite Tech / Eng. / CS Books? · · Score: 5, Funny

    Minor correction to your post: It actually refers to parsing the leaf level (the lower ridge) of a B (binary) tree.

    Or (to put it more concisely):

    A parse-ridge in a pair tree.

  11. Combat Arms on Great Games To Put On a Free PC? · · Score: 1

    .eot.

  12. Sounds like grounds for excitement! on Waste Coffee Grounds Offer New Source of Biodiesel · · Score: 2, Funny

    :)

  13. Re:Geez, this is the LEAST of the problems on Future of Space Elevator Looks Shaky · · Score: 2, Funny

    ... let's just say I wouldn't be holding my breath waiting for the space elevator."

    Actually, you only need to hold your breath waiting for the ride DOWN.

  14. Re:dead? on Dead Parrot Sketch Is 1,600 Years Old · · Score: 1

    Parrots can't drive.

  15. Reality check on How Do You Justify the Existence of IT? · · Score: 4, Insightful

    "When in this position what do you folks usually do?"

    I usually start looking for a new job.

  16. Re:Joke of the Day! on Rainforest Fungus Synthesizes Diesel · · Score: 1

    What did one mushroom say to the other mushroom?

    "You look like a real fungi."

  17. Re:Troll alert on TiVo PC Could Be a Game-Changer · · Score: 1

    I appreciate your thoughtful comments. I agree that Keen is correct about *some* of the issues that the new media creates.

    The difficulty is his proposed solution: we should all agree to defer to the opinions some "elite" group whose education, class and taste make them worthy to tell the rest of us what to like.

    I decline.

    His solution is worse than offensive. . . it's GOOFY. It can't be done.

    It's not really a solution at all. It's just a yearning for how he thinks things used to be, and he's wrong about that, too.

  18. Andrew Keen is a professional crank. . . on TiVo PC Could Be a Game-Changer · · Score: 1

    All you ever need to know about Andrew Keen can determined by reading this post at his blog:

    http://andrewkeen.typepad.com/akfiles/eleven.htm

    Then read Justin's post, and the accompanying comments, at classicalvalues.com:

    http://www.classicalvalues.com/archives/2006/04/andrew_keen_sto.html

  19. If I read this. . . on NASA "Bed Rest" Contractor Blogs the Days · · Score: 1

    . . .I won't have to get out of my comfy chair, will I?

  20. Re:Good ridance on Jack Thompson Walks Out On Hearing · · Score: 1

    ". . .and no, they don't have the right to prevent the rest of us from playing what we want."

    Yet.

  21. Damn! on Congress Slashes Funding for Peaceful Conflict Resolution Game · · Score: 5, Funny

    Let's fight 'em!

  22. Re:lactation on Platypus Genome Decoded · · Score: 1

    Try running the word "smegma" through a search engine.

  23. Re:lactation on Platypus Genome Decoded · · Score: 1

    "So why can't I buy human cheese? And don't say it's for the same reason I can't buy platypus cheese."

    You can buy human cheese! "The Lawrence Welk Show" is available on DVD from many fine retail outlets!

  24. Re:Great Day on SCO v. Novell Goes to Trial Today In Utah · · Score: 1

    Time to get DOWN!

  25. Re:Good timing! on Matter · · Score: 1

    Maybe an airline strike?