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  1. *Ahem* on New Hominid Species Unearthed in Indonesia · · Score: 2, Funny

    "Grunka Lunka Dunkity Doo, we've got a friendly warning for you. Grunka Lunka Dunkity Dasis, the secret of Slurm's on a need-to-know basis."

    "Grunka Lunka Dunkity Dingredient, you should not ask about the secret ingredient."

  2. Re:LOL on Mac OS X Panther On A 25MHz Centris 650 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Hah, just try moving the mouse! You might see something, if you come back to it after a long lunch break.

    I bet a screen capture movie would have to be done by Marty Stoufer from Wild Kingdom, like when they do a time-lapse film of a plant growing, or ants devouring roadkill.

  3. Re:Very simple question... on Mac OS X Panther On A 25MHz Centris 650 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Nuh uh, it was James T. Kirk! Duh!

  4. Re:I'm excited! on Doom Movie in Production For Aug 2005 Release · · Score: 1

    I like the Tomb Raider movies because they have Arnold Judas Rimmer in them

  5. Re:This looks fcuking dangerous... on Build Your Own Flying Lawn Mower · · Score: 1

    you don't wanna end up lookin like this guy

  6. Re:The horns of a dilemma... on Google Launches Desktop Search Tool · · Score: 0

    I think he his brained damaged.

  7. Re:Similarity to another project on 360-Degree 3D Imaging · · Score: 1

    I had almost the exact same idea about 10 minutes ago, using lasers to emit light onto ion streams. (though my idea involved using two or more ion streams, and TV steering coils to angle the ion paths).

    IMO, the IO2 technique is far suprior to the rotating glass plate that this story's company uses.

  8. old fashioned security guard? on Securing Pricelessness · · Score: 1
  9. I would recommend on 2250 AD: A Nautical Odyssey · · Score: 1

    Staying away from Pod 6 though.

  10. Re:Whoa... on Instant Messaging Goes Graphical · · Score: 1

    Nothing like 3D chat with voice over a 33.6 modem. I kid you not.

  11. Re:Asked when we might see it in humans on Gene Therapy Turns Slackers Into Workaholics · · Score: 1

    kudos for the semi-obscure Back to the Future paraphrasing!

    Mod this man up more!

  12. Re:Like a...? on Like A Cat, New Robot Lands On Its Feet · · Score: 1

    > "and every few months, will howl annoyingly."

    You can always take it in and get it fixed...

  13. Re:Most inconsistent user interfaces on Detailed Reviews of Mac OS X "Tiger" Preview · · Score: 1

    Why yes, trying to copy and paste data between them can be a fun and exciting adventure!

  14. Re:Definition:...? on RDF For Desktop Metadata? · · Score: 2, Funny

    I never Metadata I didn't like.

  15. Re:Could you help me? on Cars To Be Assembled Atom By Atom · · Score: 5, Funny

    Well, give the US auto industry enough time, they'll find a way to reconstruct dinosaurs atom by atom, then kill them, put em in the ground, and turn them in to oil. Yay, another 50 years of oil and it only took a trillion tons of biomass to die to do it!

  16. Re:List of prizes: on GNOME Gets its Own Software Repository · · Score: 2, Funny

    "Ten OSNews subscriptions (allowing you to read a faster-loading OSNews without ads), a $20 value each."

    It's called AdBlock in Firefox...
    Oops, did I give it away? =D

  17. Re:3D? on DVD Player Displays 2D Movies in 3D · · Score: 1

    You mean Ricardo Montalban? (don't ask me how I knew he was in that Spy Kids 3D movie...)

  18. Re:Wow, is this still around? on Webby Award 2004 Winners Announced · · Score: 2, Funny

    While they are no longer the black-tie galas they were in the 90s, when the Information Superhighway was still the Next Big Thing, the Webbies are still around, albeit hosted in some sweaty guy's studio apartment on El Camino Real.

  19. 1999 called on Need A Few Post-Its Around The Office? · · Score: 1

    They want their corporate culture back.

    Seriously, when so many of us are having such a hard time just getting jobs, these guys get away with it as if their jobs weren't in danger.

    I can't get a job in INDIA, I can't get a job HERE, why don't I just lie down and die!

  20. Re:If you're doing a small Cocoa app... on Cocoa in a Nutshell · · Score: 4, Informative

    and for Python users out there, here's the very capable PyObjC.

  21. Re:Not guaranteed? on Personalized Moon Crash · · Score: 4, Funny

    I want it to say CHAIR on the moon, visible from earth! But if they mess it up and it just says, for instance, CHA, I want my money back!

  22. Re:hidden messages? on Hidden Messages in Spam · · Score: 1

    No, no, I wasn't advocating killing anybody. I simply mistyped it, damn dyslexia. What I meant was "we have lots of viagra for you, president bush, to get a hard election. kill" I mistyped 'election', and Kill is short for 'Killin', as in the picturesque town in Scotland. I was recommending he visit it, that's all.

  23. hidden messages? on Hidden Messages in Spam · · Score: 1, Troll

    We have lots kill of viagra president for you to get a bush hard erection.

    p.s.: kill kill kill.

  24. this is as opposed to "bluesmurfing" on Bluesnarfing At CeBIT 2004 · · Score: 5, Funny

    which involves two or more Smurfs, a pound of coke, and a strong rope tied into a noose

  25. Re:Can you say "bloated and cumbersome"? on Making A Better Browser History · · Score: 1

    Nonsense. I have my browser history (in Safari) go back 5 or 6 days, so there are sometimes interesting links I want to revisit, but didn't add to my bookmarks.