Slashdot Mirror


User: Fear+the+Clam

Fear+the+Clam's activity in the archive.

Stories
0
Comments
921
First seen
Last seen
Profile
(view on slashdot.org)

Comments · 921

  1. Re:Check? on RadioShack CEO Resigns · · Score: 4, Funny

    Don't they even bother to check people out?

    They did ask for his mailing address...

  2. Re:What is the quality of MSN's search like? on Microsoft Hopes Prizes Will Attract New Searchers · · Score: 1

    Which explains why secretary lite rock stations always have contests where you can win 98.1 dollars from 98.1FM, The Best Mix.

  3. Re:Wait, isn't prostitution illegal? on Prostitutes Call for a Ban on GTA · · Score: 1

    It would only work in cases where (a) people would *want* to be filmed. (Even if they're going to keep the only copy, that's still a huge psychological barrier), and (b) people were assured that there would be only one copy made (not "accidently" leaked online, or held as blackmail material).

  4. Re:New Egg not one of my faves on A Look Inside Newegg · · Score: 1

    "...counts were always off due to managers screwing up, shrinkage..."

    Cold water always messes up my claimed amount, too.

  5. Re:Lemur++? on The Ultimate Dual-Hand Touchscreen · · Score: 1

    If only I got paid to finger my balls all day!

  6. Re:Patent infringement on Microsoft to Replace Blackberry? · · Score: 2, Funny

    No, no, no. The funny part is the grandparent's use of "turns around" and "RIM" in the same sentence.

  7. Re:Have you ever tried one of those Japanese toile on The Type-A, High-Tech Bathroom · · Score: 2, Funny

    Perhaps, but maybe if enough of them were imported to the region everyone would be a bit more relaxed.

  8. Big deal, I can do that on my Apple ][ on IBM Strives For 'Superhuman' Speech Tech · · Score: 1

    One of the projects perpetually monitors Arabic television stations, dynamically transcribing and translating any words spoken into English subtitles.

    10 PRINT "DEATH TO AMERICA";
    20 GOTO 10

    RUN

  9. Re:last one left turn out the lights... on Windows XP Service Pack 3 Not Due Until 2007 · · Score: 1

    I think by then half of their team will be working at google!

    And by then Google will be an underground lair from Microsoft burying it.

  10. Re:...seem to form a paradox on BBC Writer Responds To Mac Security Critiques · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    it is against the law to discriminate against race, religion, creed, color, national origin, and gender.

    One can discriminate against gender all one wants. Sex is the protected class.

  11. Re:a name for it on Galaxies Floating on a Dark Matter Stream · · Score: 1

    For sure. Right after "The Foghat" and "The Grand Funk Railroad."

  12. Re:Why is nobody talking about Acer Travelmate 820 on The Media's Crush on Apple · · Score: 1
    The problem is that the media buys into this hype without sitting back and gaining perspective and realizing that Acer has a PC notebook with the EXACT SAME COMPONENTS as the Macbook and nobody is marveling over it.

    That's because the Acer is Yet Another Windows Laptop and the MacBook is a Macintosh.



    People, including the popular media, are going to wonder why if Apple can have no viruses and include such nice software with the EXACT SAME COMPONENTS, they should buy Yet Another Windows Laptop. It's going to get interesting.

  13. Re:Tuppence, happence, anna farthing's worth on 10 Failed Technology Trends of 2005 · · Score: 1

    Heck, there's people driving around town with self-installed audio systems in their cars which not only sound awful, but bring Lo-Fi to an all new low -- and they're actually happy with it.

    Just how good do you expect the sound to be in a convertible? What's the point of getting anything other than the cheapest stuff when engine and wind noise make it pointless and anything good will just get ripped off anyway? My crap car stereo and iPod cassette adapter are good enough.

  14. Re:Maybe I'm old school on Apple Holding Back the Music Business? · · Score: 1

    It's mp3 this year but who knows what audio format is coming around next year?

    It doesn't matter. Unlike hardware-based systems like records and CDs, MP3 can be played in software. So long as the spec is available (let's not talk licensing), there will always be an application for playing them.

    Considering that MP3s provide good enough audio quality and file size for most people, I suspect that MP3 is going to be around for a while. People will need a damned compelling reason to switch formats.

  15. Re:I do that for privacy on Many Domains Registered With False Data · · Score: 1

    It's wrong because the regulations suck.

    If you're going to make it a regulation to use truthful contact info, you should also make it regulation that registrars have to offer contact cloaking at no additional cost. Why should I incur an extra fee just because some idiot(s) actually thought that terrorists and scammers would use their real information?

    After I received telemarketing calls based on info in my domain registration (in violation of the Do Not Call list, BTW), I replaced my contact information with fake stuff. If the Feds really care, they can find me via the credit card I use to pay my ISP.

  16. Re:Yellow Box on The Yellow Machine in Review · · Score: 1

    I'm half Chinese, I wrote it, and I think it's funny.

    Of course you do. The reference is to the Vietnamese.

  17. If my call were so important to them on Get Out of Voice Menu Pergatory · · Score: 3, Funny

    They'd move it to the front of the queue.

  18. Let's be honest here on Costly Music Store Coming to Cellphones · · Score: 5, Insightful

    People who use ringtones deserve to pay too much.

  19. Re:All right on Apple Planning Intel iBook Debut for January? · · Score: 1

    Yonah would have to be hobbled like the dude in that Heinlein story

    "Misery" was a novel by Stephen King, not Heinlein.

  20. Re:3GB == Tiny? on Taking Linux On The Road With Ubuntu · · Score: 1

    That's what she said, you insensitive clod.

  21. Re:Nothing really new there on Army Develops New Chewing Gum · · Score: 5, Funny

    Meanwhile, the Russians just used a pencil.

  22. Re:Missed the point on Apple Files Patent for "Tamper-Resistant Code" · · Score: 1

    You make a good point, but a little eloquence never hurt anyone.

    I don't think that word means what you think it does. Sure, the grandparent could have just written "Michael Dell's gonna be scared," but he chose a more eloquent way to express it. Just because it didn't meet your high standards doesn't make it a complete write-off. Perhaps you'd prefer

    The goat penis currently thrusting in and out of Michael Dell's well-worn and saggy fartpipe will soon feel a renewed tightness.

  23. Re:Does everything have to be a conspiracy? on Did Apple Sabotage the ROKR? · · Score: 1

    "You're doing a heck of a job, Brownie."

  24. Advertising? on Leaked Memo Gives Microsoft New Direction? · · Score: 2, Funny

    At last, Microsoft decides to specialize in annoying people as opposed to just dabbling in it as a sideline.

  25. Re:This just in - rare screenshot of printed organ on A New Biopaper for Organ Printing · · Score: 4, Funny

    PC Load Liver"? What the fuck does that mean?