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  1. How do you know? on Central Park Media Lets Fans Cast "Outlanders" · · Score: 1

    They could be English actors hiding their accents.

  2. Taken miniseries! on Top 50 Science Fiction TV Shows · · Score: 1

    I won an Emmy for Best Miniseries, for cripes sake.

  3. Re:Will it reach to Detroit? on Canada-Wide Wireless Broadband Network Planned · · Score: 1

    D-oh!

  4. Will it reach to Detroit? on Canada-Wide Wireless Broadband Network Planned · · Score: 1

    I want me some of that free wifi!

  5. Re:laptop == teh suck on Dealing With Laptops in a Business Network? · · Score: 1

    Now I have 4 desktops under my desk :)

    Then you can't really call them "desktops," can you? ;-)

  6. Re:.NET on Can Microsoft Out-Google Google? · · Score: 1

    The problem was, people thought .net was a web address.

    Such confusion will never happen with Web 2.0!

  7. Same idiots that brought you DOT NET? on Can Microsoft Out-Google Google? · · Score: 1

    Every bit as stupid as dot net or .net whatever the heck it was.

  8. Angelina Jolie with an eypatch! on Marvel Gets Cash to do 10 Films · · Score: 1

    I'll never look at Nick Fury the same way...wait, that sounds wrong.

  9. Rabbits aren't rodents on Australian Science Makes the Regenerating Mouse · · Score: 1

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lagomorph

    The Lagomorphs, order Lagomorpha, are an order of mammals of which there are two families, Leporidae (hares and rabbits), and Ochotonidae (pikas).

  10. Dreamhost on Finding Trustworthy Webhosting Reviews? · · Score: 1

    Gotta agree about Dreamhost and not just because I want the referrals. ;-)

  11. More info, Video and Slideshow here on Henrico County iBook Sale Creates iRiot · · Score: 2, Informative
  12. Mod this post, I dare you! on Mysterious 20-Year-Old Analog Media? · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Blah blah yadda yadda etc.

  13. Wow, that's funny. on Mysterious 20-Year-Old Analog Media? · · Score: 0, Troll

    I purposely posted the above without a karma bonus and some moderator modded it down as "overrated." Heh. Go waste your mod points somewhere else.

  14. I don't need a picture on Mysterious 20-Year-Old Analog Media? · · Score: 0

    Because I'd never know what the heck it was anyway.

  15. Re:40 or under? Of course! on The Social Impact of Gaming · · Score: 1

    I'm also over 40. In my last year of high school, 79/80, I remember playing Space Invaders against guys 10-20 years my senior. I'm not much of a gamer these days. I wonder if those 50-60-year-olds are.

  16. Assumption is false on The Social Impact of Gaming · · Score: 1

    The young became old and gave us Parental Advisory stickers to put on certain music packaging. Of course the sticker is worn like a badge of honor, but that's beside the point.

  17. HA-HA-HA!!!!! on Apple Releases Multi-Button "Mighty Mouse" · · Score: 1

    If only I had some mod points. :D

  18. I Must Be Bllnd! on Apple Releases Multi-Button "Mighty Mouse" · · Score: 1

    I see no mention of a speaker on that page. My browser's "Find" command can't see it either!

  19. Han's Island is name of Enter The Dragon Sequel on Canada and Denmark using Google as Battleground · · Score: 1

    Just search google GROUPS:

    http://groups-beta.google.com/groups?q=han's+islan d

    Turns up this gem:

    "Return to Han's Island" ETD2

    (bouncing off an original suggested title "Han's Island",
    besides, "Blood and Steel" was taken)

    Bolo [Yang Tze] is alive and now controls the island,
    which is now a training ground. The island is a shadow of
    its former self. Everything has been dismantled by the
    authorities. No radios, electricity, no drugs or servants.
    It's a primitive island. Bolo is much older now and needs
    glasses because he's become extremely nearsighted.

    Meanwhile, a tiny ship sets out on a three hour tour and
    quickly finds itself storm tossed on the rough sea waters.
    Passengers and crew of "The USS Minnow" Gilligan, the skipper,
    the millionaire, his wife, the movie star, the professor and
    Mary Ann are on the ship which sets ground on the opposite side
    of Han's Island.

    The castaways at first think they are alone on an uncharted
    desert isle, but gradually come to realize they are not alone.
    As fate would have it, Gilligan loses his hat and clothes in the
    wreck, but finds some kung fu pants and a white gi.

    Extremely nearsighted Bolo trips over a sleeping Gilligan
    while practicing martial arts on the beach, Bolo loses his
    glasses in the sand and he mistakes Gilligan for Bruce Lee.
    Gilligan is taken prisoner by Bolo's men and is prepared to
    participate against his will in a fight to the death with Bolo.

    The castaways each try to free Gilligan from captivity.
    Skipper knows judo and tries to fight Bolo ("Little buddy,
    I'll save ya!") and is knocked on his butt. The millionaire
    tries to bribe Bolo, but his million-dollar check written
    on the back of a leaf is torn up ("Must be a Yale man!").
    The movie star tries to seduce Bolo, but is rebuffed.
    Mary Ann tries to get to Bolo by feeding him a big meal,
    but he eats and drinks everyone under the table.

    During the feast, the Professor use the diversion to search the
    island and discovers the old prison compound and finds the HAM
    radio that Bruce Lee used in Enter The Dragon. With a little
    knowhow and a few cocoanuts, he manages to get the radio working
    and tries to send a distress signal.

    All seems lost as the fight draws near. Before the fight,
    the professor slips Gilligan a mild does of curare which
    paralyses Gilligan moments after the fight begins. Bolo
    declares victory.

    A rescue boat arrives but Bolo and his henchmen take it over
    and leave the island and the castaways behind. Gilligan is now
    revived and the Skipper beats him over the head with his hat
    as the rescue boat drifts into the sunset.

    THE END

  20. MOD PARENT UP on Japanese Develop 'Female' Android · · Score: 0

    Thanks for saying what I was thinking.

  21. Re:DvA?? Try What we can actually hear. on Old Floppy Drive Becomes New Turntable · · Score: 1

    A sine wave has no harmonics. A 20KHz sine wave does not sound any better than a 20KHz square wave because we cannot hear any harmonics that the square wave would introduce. We can't because the harmonics are filtered out. Let alone the fact that if you are over 30 you probably can't hear above 15KHz anyway.

  22. We Like The Moon! on Google Moon Debuts · · Score: 1
  23. "Now play Classical Gas!" -- Lenny on Guitarists, your Days are Numbered · · Score: 1

    This robot guitar sounds like a hammered dulcimer, and we all know how popular those are!

    I was most impressed by the Lola track because they managed to make it sound like a mildly competent guitarist--just like the original recording! I didn't like how it had an obviously layered distorted track with a second guitar playing lead and bending notes. Kinda ruins the credibility.

    I've played guitar for many many years and I don't feel threatened by this at all. Heck, I actually kinda like it, but it's not at all like a real guitar player.

    An above-average synth player can simulate a better guitar than this. What's missing from this robot is the almost endless expressive control that real hands and fingers can provide. Something as simple as changing the picking position, for instance, can radically change the tone.

    I'm no luddite--if someone can duplicate a guitar player mechanically, more power to them! This ain't quite there yet.

  24. Re:Since Nobody Else Noticed This Is A Dupe.... on Google Releases Maps API for External Use · · Score: 1

    Why is mine the ONLY post modded -1, Redundant????

    The ******ONLY***** FREAKING POST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  25. Random searches in airports on Six Bomb Blasts Around Central London · · Score: 2, Funny

    Airport searches will no longer be done on randomly selected persons. These searches will be biased against Middle Easterners.

    I don't think that change is needed. My Middle Eastern friend told that since 9/11 me he gets randomly search before every flight.