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  1. Re:Swing and Miss? on McDonald's Denies Deal With iTunes · · Score: -1

    YOU MISSED/FAILED IT!

    That's right! YOU MISSED/FAILED IT. You swung, you missed. Now go back to making up news.

  2. Re:I GOT A GREASED UP YODA DOLL SHOVED UP MY ASS! on Traffic Light Switcher Makes Critics See Red · · Score: -1

    In Soviet Russia, Linux shoves YOU in Yoda doll's ass.

  3. Re:I JUST TOOK A BIG SHIT ON YOUR MOTHER'S FOREHEA on Simpsons Fan Creates Real Tomacco Plant · · Score: -1

    dear porkchop sodomizer,

    I am having trouble loading images from teh slashdoo. you have same problem, no?

    concerned,
    -hb

  4. +1, Insightful on Simpsons Fan Creates Real Tomacco Plant · · Score: -1

    mod parent up. meee too while you're at it.

  5. a tast3 of da rel del on CNN Reports on Diebold · · Score: -1

    D0D AOL IS DA BST 3VAR
    <j0nkatz> AN ANONYMOUS REAEDR WRIETS CN HAS FINALY PIKAD UP DA S2RY ABOUT CONCARNS ABOUT DEIBOLD VOTNG MACHIENS!1!1!!! OMG LOL ITS ABOUT TIEM THIS MAED IT IN2 DA MANESTR3M M3DIA!!1! OMG WTF IF UR INT3REST3D HAR3 AERA COUPLA OF R3LAETD S2REIS!111!1 LOL

  6. Re:Well... on Turn Your Head Into Speakers · · Score: -1

    trolling is dying. you are not helping.

    Overrated, or Offtopic maybe, but certainly not a troll.

  7. Re:From the article on Athlon 64 Motherboard Triple Threat Round-Up · · Score: 0, Informative

    that heat sink is removable and you can get NSB chipset fan kewlers, you know.

  8. hmmmpff on Defense Department Drafts RFID Policy · · Score: -1

    What's wrong with the simple, cheaper, bar code system?

    Spend. Spend. Spend. Kill. Kill. Kill. Spend some more! -- Bush Campaign '04

  9. Re:Twat Post! on Zaurus SL-6000 Prototype Revealed · · Score: -1

    In Soviet Russia, Gnome hates you.

  10. Re:HAXALOT IS SORE THAT HIS WHORING HAS BEEN NOTED on Magneto-Optical Drives Reviewed · · Score: -1

    if you were a whore, you'd be sore too!

  11. good on Chinese Astronaut Makes It Back Safely · · Score: -1, Funny

    space is good

  12. Re:Penis 2 Penis on Universities Developing Internal, Controlled P2P System · · Score: -1

    hahaha! true classic!

  13. Troll Kore source code revealed!!! on The Next Path for Joy · · Score: -1

    ______
    .-" "-.
    / \
    | | < FROM THIS DISEASED MOUTH
    |, .-. .-. ,| SPREADS THE legs OF TROLLKORE.
    | )(__/ \__)( | hornyY BE THE WORDS AND OPINIONS
    |/ /\ \| OF THOSE WHO POST HERE. TAKE
    (_ ^^ _) NO wEED OF THEM.>
    \__|IIIIII|__/
    |-\IIIIII/-|
    \ /
    `--------`
    .::::TROLL-KORE FOREVER!!!
    .::::I luv you, I luv your country, and I luv your face.

  14. what you say? on Microsoft Wants to Project "Cool" Image · · Score: -1

    microsoft/cool image: please never use in same sentence again.

    phoenix bois + microsofty = (-1) more customer
    fuck you billy

  15. hi there on Japan Introduces Consumer-Paid Computer Recycling · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    fp.

    i didn't read the article.

  16. so this means on FBI Investigating Lamo Via Patriot Act Provision · · Score: 0, Interesting

    that teh Dark Tipper, aka Kevin from TechTV will be questioned as well about his private interview with lamo before he turned himself in. i bet d-tip's freaking.

  17. Re:The next chip called Nehalem on New Pentium 5 Details - 5-7ghz? · · Score: -1

    you made a:

    GOOD CALL!

    nice work.

    HAND!

  18. hello on Segway Riders Get High on Mount Washington · · Score: -1

    how are you today. i am fine thank you. have a nice day.

  19. fp on InfoWorld on Switching to Linux · · Score: -1

    fourth post, you damn hippies, becasue it's another slow day at slashdot

  20. Re:YOU FAIL IT! CLIT 4EVAR!! on MIT Roofnet · · Score: -1

    ahem, it's Cabal of Logged in Trolls, you ninny.

  21. hmm on Consumer Electronics Industry: Linux is the Future · · Score: -1

    fp or no? 20 seconds is lamAr!

  22. YOU FAIL IT! on Supercomputer Breaks the $100/GFLOPS Barrier · · Score: -1

    in light of your failure, your homeowrk assignement for the weekend will be to imagine constructing a beowulf cluster of these and using it play chess with a Natalie Pr0tman hologram.

    Quite simply, YOU HAVE FAILED.

  23. if it's as simple as on SCO: Code Proof Analyzed, Linus Interviewed · · Score: -1

    replacing the code in question, what are the risks involved?

  24. Re:Slashdot Reloaded v2.0 on DNSSEC: Good Enough? · · Score: -1

    i, for one, do NOT think cmdrtaco is Teh One. if any thing, for most of us, he is the exact opposite of what you portray him as in your short essay. he, in fact, has written this matrix. the matrix known as slashdot. some are teh batteries that keep /. alive, and some need more truth.

  25. Re:werd fp. on Samba 3.0.0RC1 Released · · Score: -1

    dear mom,

    you have FAILED it!

    werd,
    son