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  1. Re:The Truth on Gates Admits Stripped Down Windows Possible · · Score: 2
    ...it *is* impossible.

    <BillC>
    That depends on what your definition of "is" is.
    <\BillC>

    GTRacer
    - I think it means "is"...

  2. Re:100? on G4: The Pong Channel? · · Score: 2
    No, Linzeal's not kidding, and no, these aren't cooking knives. I've seen the same "show" myself more than once. There's usually a host (redneck-y or bombastic, flip a coin) and sometimes a sidekick.

    They put up these ludicrous packages of 100 pocketknives or 15 "swords" or what have you. I guess they're trying to appeal to people who think they can resell these at a flea market or something. All for just 2 Flex-Pays of $29.99!
    I've been tempted to purchase one of their better-looking katanas but I know they aren't REALLY Japanese... Oh well!

    GTRacer
    - This space available for just 3 Flex-Pays of $24.95!

  3. Tivo Is The Way! on How to Hack an iPod · · Score: 0, Offtopic
    Step 1: Read relevant Tivo-hacking texts for inspiration

    Step 2: ???

    Step 3: Lawsuit for IP Violation

    GTRacer
    - Hi There!

  4. Re:Exercise works better on Provigil Extends Your Day? · · Score: 3, Funny
    Yes, but if you're out exercising, you're not WORKING, slacker! Get back to work!

    Signed,

    Your Boss

    GTRacer
    - There's a Dilbert in this somewhere...

  5. Re:why promote realaudio??? on Streaming RealAudio From a Commodore 64 · · Score: 2
    Oh dear God, why IHBT...

    Try again, it's Ogg Vorbis.

    GTRacer
    - Goodbye Karma Kap!

  6. Re:Grammar nits on Google Releases Web APIs · · Score: 2
    Except maybe in Europe. And some other places, too. I know when I was in London I noticed that collective nouns were treated as plural: IBM have released... and so on.

    Same's true if you watch enough Britcoms or other British imports (damn do they make good crime dramas!).

    My 2 cents...

    GTRacer
    - Should be returning to England in a year or so...

  7. Re:Waffle house on US Military Creates Indestructible Sandwich · · Score: 2
    Actually, I like most of their food. I was just ripping on them a little because their employees suck. No smoking means no smoking for everybody, dammit! That and they tend to be less than helpful late at night except at the bigger restaurants...

    GTRacer
    - Chicken-fried steak and gravy is good!

  8. Re:Note the softened code name... on Windows 'Longhorn' Kicks Off (On Paper) · · Score: 4, Funny
    Well, actually, I bet in some cases, the last thing going through your mind is about eight feet worth of sharp pointy horns...

    GTRacer
    - ...or maybe elsewhere...

  9. Re:Spelling Nazi Alert on Singing Cow To Attack CBDTPA · · Score: 2
    s/tow/toe/ig

    I don't know if this is authoritative, but it was the first relevant Google hit and my boss is bugging me for a report.

    I would have bet on 'toe' anyway because of the connotation of staying in rigid (con)formation. FWIW, YMMV IMNSHO.

    GTRacer
    - What do you get if you combine Access's flexibility and Crystal's ease of layout?

  10. I think somebody beat them to it... on US Military Creates Indestructible Sandwich · · Score: 2
    Have you ever had Waffle House's sausage & egg?

    GTRacer
    - Egg McMuffilicious!

  11. Re:Poor Elderly on Will Robots Cheer Up the Elderly? · · Score: 3, Funny
    Yeah, but, but...these Aibos...I dunno...

    Will they be trained not to hump people's legs? Frail bones, robotic strength, could be messy!

    GTRacer
    - C-3PO is rendered powerless to annoy if the audience is deaf

  12. Re:Well on Will Robots Cheer Up the Elderly? · · Score: 2
    Well, we all know about Gigolo Joe's positions, but somehow I doubt the oldsters could keep up with him!

    GTRacer
    - Where'f by robot? It ran off wiff by teef!

  13. Re:oo ooo me me me me!! on Security in UPS Software? · · Score: 2
    Ummm, you're about a week late, Doc!

    GTRacer
    - I've changed the password

  14. Re:economic climate.... on PS2 Vs. X-Box: Winner Emerging? · · Score: 2
    Old-school relative to the PS2, man!

    If I want to go *REALLY* old-school, I can dust off my NES, C64, Apple ][, or ColecoVision. And my wife thinks she might have an Atari 2600 stored somewhere.

    What the hell is "blearg"? Is that like the sound Arthur makes after trying the tea made especially for him by the Nutrimatic machine?

    GTRacer
    - foo

  15. Re:x box on PS2 Vs. X-Box: Winner Emerging? · · Score: 2
    Hey! I've been calling it that at all the game stores I go to. They do seem to object to my putting little green E's on the demo kiosks though...

    GTRacer
    - Would consider an eXbox for Rallisport Challenge

  16. Re:economic climate.... on PS2 Vs. X-Box: Winner Emerging? · · Score: 2
    ...you must have had a PS1, so why not just play that.

    A) I still have my PSX, but it's now in my kid's room, with his collection of about 10 games. He loves it.

    B) I like to get the occasional old-school fix on with games like Vagrant Story, Front Mission 3, Dance Dance Revolution, and Gran Turismo.

    C) Some games really do look better on the PS2 (Vagrant Story, Jarrett & Labonte, etc...) and the faster disc loading is a blessing on some games.

    D) I bought my PSX for Gran Turismo. I bought my PS2 for Gran Turismo 3. Getting backwards compatibility was just a plus. Now if they'd get rid of these territory lockouts, I could sell my Japanese PS2 (bought for GT Concept)

    GTRacer
    - Are you seeing a pattern here?

  17. Re:adamantium on The Periodic Table of Comic Book Elements · · Score: 2
    O-o-o-OH-h! And here I was thinking of Atom Ant all this time...

    GTRacer
    - Up and Atom!

  18. Re:Yeah well....they sink thier own boat..... on Time Warner to Charge Extra for Over-Quota Bandwidth · · Score: 2
    You beat me to it with the airlines pick.

    I know why airlines do it, but from a customer standpoint, every time I've been bumped I want to know just how the hell the airline can sell more tickets than they have seats.

    I'm pretty sure they know just how many seats are on that 747-300 and how many crew they're taking along.

    Greedy bastards! Mr. Garrison was right!

    GTRacer
    - Everything I needed to know I learned from South Park! Timmah!

  19. Re:Why no click? on No-click Mouse? · · Score: 2
    Ummm, this one came with my IBM. We have a whole shelf of cheap-o generics which are also non-clickers.

    You can't find non-clickers where you live? Best Buy? Circuit City? Rat Shack?

    GTRacer
    - I'm 97% insane. Warning! Key-clicks will increase that level!

  20. Re:Why no click? on No-click Mouse? · · Score: 3, Funny
    Funny, I asked around a year or so ago on this very topic. Why? Well, first off, I have a silent keyboard. You know what I mean, a non-clicker...

    Secondly, I wanted a no-click mouse so that repeated clicks on record nav or field property buttons wouldn't be confused by my co-workers as me playing FreeCell.

    Yeah, that's it!

    GTRacer
    - Never mind those MineSweeper times - they came preloaded!

  21. Re:As Johnso14, I have to agree on First Human Clone Eight Weeks Along · · Score: 2
    I heard something similar - Couple "Smith" has several children and at some point, a boy is named Justin Other...

    GTRacer
    - Glad to be one-of-a-kind

  22. Re:damn them, damn them to hell.... on Farscape Returns Tonight · · Score: 2
    So-o-o...in his Sci-Fi world, he's living a fantasy life on Friday nights? Is that like using a body-debit card for a bad discotheque?

    GTRacer
    - Console Geek for Life - Viva DDR!

  23. Re:Ladies and Gentlemen of the "Supposed Jury"... on Microsoft Tech Specs Prohibit GPL Implementations · · Score: 1, Offtopic
    A: That was funny!! Well-done SP reference!

    B: (A) excluded, you STILL deserve mod points for getting the spellings of 'Wookiee' and 'Kashyyyk' right. Self-proclaimed Star Wars freaks who keep blowing 'Wookiee' get on my nerves...

    GTRacer
    - Yes, I do have better things to do, and No, I don't care

  24. What the Scientists were *really* thinking... on Large Asteroid Impact Likely -- But Not For A While · · Score: 4, Funny
    ...the solutions suggested by the scientists don't involve Tea Leoni or Bruce Willis.

    You know damn well at some point, there WAS a solution involving Ms. Leoni and Mr. Willis: Launch them now at the asteroid with sufficient velocity to alter its course by the fraction of a degree needed.

    The beauty of this plan is that it's cheap (no fancy-pants ships or suits needed), humanity benefits, and with luck, they'll keep Aerosmith on standby in case they need more mass...

    GTRacer
    - It's a JOKE. It's not a threat, okay?

  25. Re:Celine Dion, eh? on Sony Intentionally Crashes Customers' Computers · · Score: 2
    ...i love listening to Celine Dion. If that makes you think less of me, fine...

    I was still cool at this point. Heck, I even like Celine, in small doses. BUT:

    I got me a car, it's as big as a whale and it's about to set sail!

    I have to draw the line at Celine AND the B-52s. Sorry.

    P.S. 12 gigs of ripped-off music? Damn!

    GTRacer
    - Well, then again, about 10% of what I have may or may not be illicit