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Singing Cow To Attack CBDTPA

karmawarrior writes "Gateway is launching an advertising campaign against Senator Holling's CBDTPA bill, which, apparently will include its cow mascot encouraging computer users to legally download MP3s and burn their own CDs." Wired also has a story; see Gateway's website for more, as Gateway takes a page from Apple's "Rip-Mix-Burn" playbook.

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  1. Wonder if they're gonna... by Bob+McCown · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...take a page from Chik-fil-a. I can see it now, 2 cows on a ladder, painting a billboard to say "Download more Zepplin"

    1. Re:Wonder if they're gonna... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How come there are no Chick-Fil-A's in the North? I only get to eat there when I happen to be in the southern U.S. Is it too much of a Bible belt restaurant?

    2. Re:Wonder if they're gonna... by angelo · · Score: 1

      Is Pittsburgh North? We have one or five around here. I don't particularily care for the religion part of the place, but the food (well the grid fries) are good.

    3. Re:Wonder if they're gonna... by rot26 · · Score: 1

      I don't know about "Bible Belt", but it's a totally Christian organization. That's why you won't find one open on Sundays.

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    4. Re:Wonder if they're gonna... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, REAL Protestants don't go to church on the Pope's Day!

      Cheers!

  2. whatever by CodeMonky · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The Hollings bill has drawn the support of major recording companies, who believe fast Internet connections and an array of digital devices such as MP3 players and CD burners, as well as Napster and other file-sharing services, were partly responsible for a decline in album sales last year
    Didn't sales go up when napster started and then descreased when RIAA went and shutdown napster?
    Hell I know people who used to get Mp3's so they could decide whether to buy an album who now just get them to piss off RIAA.

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    1. Re:whatever by pgrote · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Bingo.

      That would have been me. My CD collection soared when Napster was online. I would spend hours going from song to song from groups I liked. The songs I found may have been from earlier CDs that I didn't no exist.

      The other thing that Napster did was turn me on to other bands. I would hang out in the chat rooms and ask for suggestions based on what I liked. People were happy to show me other bands. I'd download a tune, listen to it, if I liked it I picked up a couple more. If I liked them all I'd go buy the CD online.

      Why did I buy the CD? Was it for a sense of obligation? Sheepishly I'll tell you it wasn't. It was for the simple fact that I like to rip my songs at 320K. I'd buy the CD, rip the songs to 320K and use the resulting MP3s to listen to.

      That is fair use in my opinion and one that the RIAA wants to take away from me.

    2. Re:whatever by Dark+Paladin · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Sounds about right to me.

      What I really see is the RIAA more concerned about *power* then *profit*.

      Example: I went to MP3.com and bought the Megatokyo collection - didn't like all of it, but enough of it was pretty cool (like the Megatokyo theme itself) that I figured the lost cost of $4 of an entire "CD" of MP3's was worth the cost.

      I was taken to a little secure site, and allowed to download to my local computer. From there, I've transferred that music to my iPod, and everybody's happy. Kim Justice gets my $, MP3.com gets my $, and I get some nice little tunes for cheap. And if I want a "real" CD, it's $10.

      Now, look at the RIAA. They still want me to shell our $15-$20 for a CD, which I'm going to burn to MP3's anyway. Why not put up a website where I can either pay $10 for the CD, or $2 per song? I'd go for that - I didn't like the entire Cherry Poppin' Daddies track, but I would have paid $2 for each MP3 track I wanted.

      But no - the RIAA hasn't learned what the Software industry has learned. Go after the big illegal distributors, and leave the little guys alone. If they gave me a way to go get Britney Spears "I'm a Virgin Slut and you Know It" single for $2, I would never feel the need to go online and get it illegally because I knew of a safe, secure, simple way to get it for a cheap ass price.

      But because they are afraid of losing that power, because it might cut into their profit, they won't do it.

      Disney fought the VCR for the same reasons - and makes more money from it now than from all their movies combined. Yet they refuse to learn from their own history with the technology of MP3's.

      Those who don't learn from history aren't doomed to repeat it. They're just doomed.

    3. Re:whatever by Technician · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Most recordings I own are ones I got because I heard them from friends in the service on a good system, not radio play. Pink Floyd's Dark Side of the Moon just doesn't have the punch on radio as FM just can't do the deep bass properly. FCC regulations in the US limit the carrier deviation permitted by a broadcaster and AFT(Automatic Fine Tuning) on many recievers eliminate the rest of the deep bass by tracking the carriers low frequency instead of permitting the detector to use it. Only a crystal locked systhesized tuner has any hope of capturing the little deep bass a broadcaster my transmit. Any Ace of Bass recording on FM and on a CD will make the diffrence obvious. I liked Dark Side of the Moon enough to get the Mobile Sound Fidelity Labs master edition. (I know i'm telling my age here) It was over twice the price of the standard pressing.

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    4. Re:whatever by Pope · · Score: 1
      Didn't sales go up when napster started and then descreased when RIAA went and shutdown napster?

      I noticed that the stock market was pretty high when Napster was going full-bore, then dropped off after Napster was shut down. The relationship between the two can't be proven, so stop trying. I haven't stopped downloading music, but I get it all from Usenet. The quality is better and the speed to my server is always the max my DSL can do.

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    5. Re:whatever by cyclist1200 · · Score: 1

      Well, album sales went up when the economy was good, and down when the economy was bad. Is it possible that, rather than Napster's fortunes, was the causal factor?

    6. Re:whatever by Danse · · Score: 2

      Large corporations almost always have to be dragged, kicking and screaming (and suing), into the future. The only thing we can hope for is that Congress and the courts make the right decisions and force these corporations to conform to the market, rather than try to get legislation to make the market conform to their wishes.

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    7. Re:whatever by NachtVorst · · Score: 3, Interesting

      But no - the RIAA hasn't learned what the Software industry has learned. Go after the big illegal distributors, and leave the little guys alone.

      So very true, but they are still hoping to take out both 'professional' and 'casual' pirates. At least Sony is. I asked them for info on their key2audio 'protection', posing as a small record-company, and they told me it was to stop 'casual copying' (their words), which is ofcourse what (small) labels want to hear. Today they had a statement in the newspaper (here in Holland, de Volkskrant) that it was mainly meant to stop the 'big pirates', which is ofcourse what the public wants to hear.

      I was glad to see the mainstream media give attention to this issue, but disappointed that they gave Sony such a nice chance to 'legitimize' their 'protection' to the public. Their answers to the questions I asked them already made it clear they don't give a fsck about the public. There were a lot of funny answers in their e-mail, I should put it on the web, maybe. Does anyone know if it's legal to make an e-mail, sent to you personaly, public? I'd rather not get sued by Sony, but it would help the public to know the other side of the story.

      NachtVorst

    8. Re:whatever by Dark+Paladin · · Score: 2, Informative

      My understanding is that unless they state in the email "this is for private communications, blah, blah, blah", it's fair game.

      IANAL, of course.

    9. Re:whatever by Jburkholder · · Score: 3, Funny

      >the RIAA more concerned about *power* then *profit*.

      Damn straight! No punk kids with computers are gonna dictate to us how music is distributed and 'consumed'.

      *We* control the means of production and distribution and, by God, you'll only listen to the recording artists *we* decide at the time and place of *our* choosing.

      To do otherwise hands the terrorists their victory. It'll be anarchy! Old Testament fire and brimstone stuff... rain 40 days and nights ... cats and dogs living together... mass hysteria!

    10. Re:whatever by NachtVorst · · Score: 1

      No, no such statements at all... This might be worth a try... I'll consult a friend who just finished his Law-studies first, just to be sure.

      NachtVorst

    11. Re:whatever by toopc · · Score: 2, Insightful
      That would have been me. My CD collection soared when Napster was online. I would spend hours going from song to song from groups I liked. The songs I found may have been from earlier CDs that I didn't no exist.

      You're confusing the exception with the rule. I don't really care one way or the other, but don't kid yourself that the availability of free music somehow increases sales of non-free music.

      Perhaps you're in an economic position where purchasing as many $15 CDs as you want isn't a problem, but you can bet some high school or college kid would rather spend his money on a night out, then on a bunch of music he can get for free.

      It'll be very interesting to watch this unfold over the next few years. I really don't see how it will ever be stopped. And if it isn't stopped, the music industry is going to go through some big changes. Won't bother me a bit if the recording industry as we know it collapses. They lost my sympathy (and probably that of most everyone else old enough to remember) when they increased the price of an album when they switched from vinyl to CDs. The media is cheaper, the packaging is cheaper, transport is cheaper, yet the end product is more expensive?

      Looks like they kind of shot themselves in the foot by doing that.

    12. Re:whatever by raddan · · Score: 1
      I notice there's never any mention of sales of non-major label records in this debate, either.


      Having worked for years at a college radio station, I can tell you that uncharted (by ASCAP or BMI) record sales are significant - two years ago, it was estimated (by whom I don't remember) that independent labels accounted for nearly 25% of the industry's sales. By my own reckoning (based on the increase in number of unsolicited records we get in the mail), I suspect that this number is growing.


      And from many of the independent artists that I speak to about the issue, nearly all of them are in favor of Napster-like sharing because it is free-publicity.

    13. Re:whatever by Anonymous+DWord · · Score: 2

      Don't you mean that when Napster was flying, the economy was good, and when it got shut down, the economy went down the drain? That's what I read into it. ;-)

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    14. Re:whatever by Rogerborg · · Score: 2
      • Hell I know people who used to get Mp3's so they could decide whether to buy an album who now just get them to piss off RIAA

      Whenever I set up a new system or OS, the first thing I do is install a gnutella client and pull down a Metallica track.

      Oh, don't get me wrong, I don't actually listen to it. Inf act, I've recently started looking for .wma tracks for putting on *nix boxen, and .ogg tracks for Windows boxen.

      Pop quiz: what's the actual monetary loss to Metallica's label when I make a copy of what (as far as the applications on the OS are concerned) is a bunch of random bits? I mean, how much does their bank balance drop when I do this? Really, how much? And how does their bank know to transfer the money to me?

      Next question. If I do copy data that I can actually listen to, is that worse? If so, why?

      If I listen to it once, have I now caused a monetary loss? Note: a loss, which is what they always talk about. There's less money in their account. But the data was right there on my hard drive, so can you explain why the act of modulating it through a speaker actually removes a physical amount of money from their bank account?

      If I listen to it a hundred times, have I stolen (i.e. removed) resouces from them every time? If I listen to it enough times, will that steal all of the money in their accounts? Will they go bankrupt and die hungry and alone in the gutter?

      Strangely, before Metallica turned into the RIAA's glove puppet on this issue, I just blithely assumed that because I hadn't paid to listen to music for ten years before I started using Napster, I couldn't possibly be "stealing" anything from them, because they weren't going to get it from me anyway.

      But once they'd brought it to my attention that sharing is stealing, it occurred to me that if I just listened to shared music enough, then I could steal all of the resoures in the free world and collapse the entire fabric of capitalist society. Phew. That's a big responsibility. I mean, I don't know how much Metallica I can really listen to. Maybe if we all helped...

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    15. Re:whatever by Rogerborg · · Score: 2
      • Does anyone know if it's legal to make an e-mail, sent to you personaly, public?

      If that isn't investigative journalism, I don't know what is. If the Netherlands doesn't have explicit laws in place to protect that kind of journalism, then I'd be most surprised. Marx (Karl, not Groucho) liked to point out that freedom of the press in Holland didn't prevent crippling national debt or a revolution, and I assume that you've still got some of that left. Freedom of the press, not the debt or revolution, I mean. ;-)

      Of course, IANA(D)L, and you might want to consider that access to liar^H^H^H^H lawyers tends to de facto define what the law is at the moment. You'd have to be a brave person to do it, but there's still some of us who respect courage, Dutch or otherwise. ;-)

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    16. Re:whatever by billwashere · · Score: 1
      The Hollings bill has drawn the support of major recording companies, who believe fast Internet connections and an array of digital devices such as MP3 players and CD burners, as well as Napster and other file-sharing services, were partly responsible for a decline in album sales last year

      The economic slump had nothing to do with it, it was Napster

      Gees, gimme a freakin' break..

    17. Re:whatever by gleam_mn · · Score: 1

      The RIAA doesn't want to give you a legal online downloading option... if they do then they can't charge you $15-$20 for the CD that costs them $0.000000001(I don't know the actual number but you get the idea) to produce. Right now we pay more for a CD than a tape even though, as I understand it, CDs are cheaper to produce than tapes... and yet somehow they cost the consumer more? WTF?!

      If they offered an online option then they'd have to eliminate the media from the price or admit that they've been shafting us on the price of CDs. Not likely!

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    18. Re:whatever by BigBir3d · · Score: 1

      that was the entire point of cd's in the beginning. they told us, the consumers, that this new technology would be higher quality, and in a short amount of time, lower priced than tapes. so what did we do? went out and bought cd players by the millions, and then of course cd's by the millions. funny thing is, we only got better sounding music (quality of cd vs. tape), not the better pricing. i mean come on now, we buy cd-r's for what, much less than a dollar each, yet we are supposed to be willing to pay $14-$25 for that newest cd? i don't think so.

      yes, i have not bought a cd in over 1 1/2 years.

    19. Re:whatever by Nomad7674 · · Score: 1

      A fact was mentioned during the Mariah Carey debacle (when her record company bought her out, rather than have to sell her songs at a loss) which may also be worth mentioning here:

      Very few CDs and Songs tend to subsidize the rest of the industry!

      When a CD is sold to you for a Big Name artist, the money that you are pulling in there does not only pay for the songs on the disk, but rather both that music and the other HUNDREDS of artists that record companies take a chance on each year which they take a loss on. If the record industry goes from an album-focussed business model to a song-based business model, you have a lot less value having to subsidize a lot more risk.

      For example, let us assume that you want the song "Doowop Fever" from some new band, but the rest of the CD is not interesting to you. Right now, the record company gets $10 from you even though you only want one song. If they move to your model, they get only $2 from you and still have to subsidize the same volume of risk.

      Of course, cutting CDs out of the process would also reduce production costs and distribution costs. But I doubt those savings would even out with the lost revenue.

    20. Re:whatever by furiousgeorge · · Score: 3, Interesting

      >>Right now, the record company gets $10 from you
      >>even though you only want one song. If they
      >>move to your model, they get only $2 from you
      >>and still have to subsidize the same volume of >>risk

      Funny - i used to remember buying 45 vinyl singles all the time and the record companies were never crying poor.....

      Thing is - they've gotten gready. You're exactly right - they want me to suck down $20 for a CD when I only want one song because they won't make as much if I can buy a single for $2.

      Booo-fucking-hoo.

      Guess what? I'm STILL not buying the CD. Now I'd grabbing the song I want off the net and they get NOTHING.

      This isn't about me not wanting to pay for music, it's about me not wanting to be taken advantage of and pay for crap I don't want (please explain why this isn't 'bundling' like the anti-Microsoftites cry and moan about).

      Maybe one day they'll wake up, but I'm not betting on it. Instead of giving customers the options that they want, and getting some cash, they're trying to force the issue and getting a backlash instead. They really need to realize that music is a luxury, not a necessity. I'm more than happy to spend cash to get the music that I want, but if you try to screw me (which they are absolutely) instead i'm going to go out of my way to make sure you get nothing from me.

    21. Re:whatever by Citizen+of+Earth · · Score: 1

      Hell I know people who used to get Mp3's so they could decide whether to buy an album who now just get them to piss off RIAA.

      I would still buy CDs if there wasn't a danger of getting corrupted "copy-protected" ones. It must be hard to move around after shooting themselves in both feet.

    22. Re:whatever by Aanallein · · Score: 2

      You're confusing the exception with the rule. I don't really care one way or the other, but don't kid yourself that the availability of free music somehow increases sales of non-free music.

      Are you certain it doesn't? There are a lot of 'exceptions' out there. I'm another one. (And looking at most of my friends, they're 'exceptions' as well.) And in response another thing you said, I'm also a 'poor' student.
      Sure, there are a lot of kids out there who're just downloading like crazy (never even listening to most of the stuff they hoard), but I'd rather think they are the exceptions.

    23. Re:whatever by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Much better plan. The number of people here conversant with Dutch law are probably pretty slim, and it sounds like Sony could identify you personally as having received the e-mail, so why take chances? If it's legal for you to post it, though, could you make it a journal entry under your account as well to make it easier to find and discuss?

    24. Re:whatever by GSloop · · Score: 2

      Roger Pea-Brain Smith, the famed CEO of General Motors during the 80's & 90's once said at a board or stockholders meeting...

      "We build the automobiles, and by god, the public will buy them!" (Actually not an exact quote, but you get the gist!)

      I couldn't find a direct quote, but it was something very similar.

    25. Re:whatever by GSloop · · Score: 2

      Damn, I HATE Metallica, but when you put it that way, I guess it's my obligationt to help!

      Where do you get this Napster thing anyway? Hey, I could start a spam mailing - get rich fast - Napster your way to riches!

      It's for the children!

      [VBG]

      Cheers

    26. Re:whatever by DevNull+Ogre · · Score: 1
      Just from thinking about the situation (i.e., without the influence of empirical evidence), I don't think it's an obvious conclusion that the ready availability of free digital versions increases the sales of real music.

      However, the fact remains that as Napster useage increased, music sales really did go up. When Napster died, music sales really did go down.

      In light of the evidence, I think it's safe to say that something non-intuitive about consumer nature makes it so that there are more than enough of your "exceptions" that the "rule" doesn't matter.

      The record companies' greed has prevented them from accepting what they percieved as a giving away of their commodity when the reality is that their earnings increased as result. In other words, they were too busy grasping after imagined losses to notice their very real (and significant) gains.


      Looks like they kind of shot themselves in the foot by doing that.

      They seem to be getting good at that.
    27. Re:whatever by StealthAXE · · Score: 1

      This Hollings bill, the support from major labels, and A+R (artist and repertoire) response to this is the topic of discussion on Stereophile's online website (http://www.stereophile.com) fairly often now. The audiophile position is that for one thing watermarking disks (one of the copy protection schemes) causes audible artifacts. Also at issue is the very substandard quality of mp3 recordings. Some people don't care about the sound quality difference, but frankly I'd rather pay for CD (or better - 24/96) quality than get mp3 for free. The problem with things like Hollings bill is it will allow record industry labels to get away with watermarking disks (which would violate European copyright standards - the artists have a "...right to the integrity of their work") and therefore shipping an inferior product to which there is no alternative. Systematically. My own agenda? The record companies are dinosaurs. It's time for a new paradigm.

    28. Re:whatever by donglekey · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Booyah. I listen to very little music that most people have ever heard of. I buy new albums of them the day they come out when I can but for most of the music that I listen to I cannot find the CD's and would have to order them. Why wait 4 days when I only have to wait 15 minutes to download it. I think that another hidden motivation of the RIAA that no one seems to be catching on to is that diversity is bad for the RIAA They sell one album 15 million times and it works well. They can focus and keep only 40 albums on the shelves. When people like me go out and find out that the music that I really like isn't anywhere near those forty shitty albums, they are fucked, because it will be pretty hard to have me impulse buying Jordan Rudess, Nobukazu Takemura and Fantastic Plastic Machine in the checkout line at Walgreens. I wish there was a way to support them directly because they are who I want my money to go to, not the RIAA. I wish I could go to their concerts, (and I did go to Dream Theatre) but if I could buy the album directly from them for $10 then the effort would be worth it. What was my point again? oh yeah, fuck you RIAA.

    29. Re:whatever by ryanwright · · Score: 2

      you can bet some high school or college kid would rather spend his money on a night out, then on a bunch of music he can get for free.

      What makes you so sure?

      You do know that album sales were at record highs during the peak of Napster's popularity, don't you? If all the high school and college kids weren't buying music, someone else was making up for it, because the market sure as hell didn't notice.

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    30. Re:whatever by ryanwright · · Score: 2

      Ace of Bass

      That's "Ace of Base" ...

      Fooled me the first time, too...

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    31. Re:whatever by NachtVorst · · Score: 1

      Yes, they could easily identify me, there's no chance to do this anonymously.

      I don't even think I want to do this anonymously, that way I would give the impression that I'm not confident that what I write/report is protected free speech. Ofcourse I will make sure I'm within the law before I would post anything, therefore I will also accept responsibilty for it (within dutch law, which I still have some faith in).

      It might be a Good Idea to do this as a journal entry (would be my first), that way it would at least attract some attention if Sony does decide to make a fuss about it.

      Not that I have any really shocking new facts to reveal or anything, it just confirms what everyone already knows (or should know): Sony (or insert your fav. mega-corp/industry lobby group/religous lobby group here) only cares about money and control and is always looking for new ways to screw their customers and Artists, while spouting marketing-lingo to make the customers, bands and other labels think everything is done in their best interest.

      NachtVorst

    32. Re:whatever by Jason+Levine · · Score: 2

      For example, let us assume that you want the song "Doowop Fever" from some new band, but the rest of the CD is not interesting to you. Right now, the record company gets $10 from you even though you only want one song. If they move to your model, they get only $2 from you and still have to subsidize the same volume of risk.

      Right now if I want the song "Doowop Fever" but I don't want the rest of the stuff on the CD, I just don't buy the CD. This isn't to say that I download it illegally, but I just figure that the $15 for the entire CD (Ok, $10 in your example) is not worth it for just one song that I like.

      Sure you'll get some people who like three or four songs who will download only those instead of buying the whole album. But you'll also get people buying the individual songs who would never have sprung for the full CD. In my case, the RIAA would be up $2 by me buying "Doowop Fever" from them online.

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    33. Re:whatever by NachtVorst · · Score: 1

      We still have most of that left (Dutch courage, the national debt, and most importantly, freedom of the press, not sure about the revolution (maybe it would be good (-; )) NachtVorst

    34. Re:whatever by NeMon'ess · · Score: 2

      Why in hell are you willing to pay $2 a song? I'll pay $1. $1.50 for a few songs and $2 for about 100 songs tops. Suppose I want to buy Soundgarden's Superunknown album? There's what, 14 songs on it? I like at least 8 of them. That's $16 at $2 a song. Why the hell should I pay $16 when the bandwidth costs 10 cents? RIAA or the artsists do not deserve $16 for 8 songs. Especially when the middleman like Tower Records is being cut out of the picture. Tower pays what, $8 wholesale? I should be paying $10 for an album in mp3-or-similar format.

    35. Re:whatever by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hope you were exaggerating, if not, then you, sir, are an ASSHAT!

    36. Re:whatever by Hercynium · · Score: 2
      The only thing we can hope for is that Congress and the courts make the right decisions and force these corporations to conform to the market

      I'm not arguing with the intended result of your statement, but I fail to see what is just about having congress enact legislation in either direction. Under the Constitution of the United States, what clause grants congress or the courts any legal privelige to legislate industry for express purpose of "conformity to the market"? I think it has been ascertained by precedent that such a justification would not only be un-constitutional, but redundant... think about it; Any company that does not follow the "market" loses money and is eventually usurped by ones that do. Why force a company to do so? Microsoft writes sub-standard software but they have excellent... what? Right! Marketing. If we buy it they will follow. Conversely, if we refuse to buy it, they will adapt or die.
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    37. Re:whatever by Hercynium · · Score: 2

      Just as a possible correction of myself... I realized your I could have interpreted your comment incorrectly. Perhaps what you meant by forcing corporations to conform to the market was to simply leave them alone and find their own solutions.

      Sorry about that. I was all riled up because I was just reading the socialist party's website... I've gotta keep up on their borg-like rhetoric y'know.

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    38. Re:whatever by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I was both a high school, then a university student during Napster's fun in the sun. I would download an absolute ton of stuff, but would feel compelled to buy as much as I could of what I liked.

      I was disillusioned with popular music before that, and thought that there were only one or two bands worth buying; Napster changed that, and I ended up buying over 100 albums in a year, up from under a half-dozen.

      You can keep dismissing these instances as one-man testimonies, but I *often* see this type of usage posted in response to accusations such as yours.

    39. Re:whatever by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just for that comment, you're an ASSHAT

    40. Re:whatever by goodvilhunting · · Score: 1

      Ronan Hardiman
      Paul Schwartz

      These are the artists I got hooked on to (and bought their CDs) after listening to them on netradio.com. Too bad they had to close down due to fear of litigation.

    41. Re:whatever by nexthec · · Score: 1

      MY god, I was begining to think that only I could tell the difference from 128K to 256K and up Encodings. I have a hard time(probably impossible) telling the difference between 320 and 256 for most stuf, but classical really shows it, aswell as really good punk. Now I wish I could use those extra 4 bits that NOFX tacks on for the HCD(or whatever its called) standard(requires a proprietary transport and DAC I belive)

    42. Re:whatever by nelsonal · · Score: 1

      Although my CD purchases have increased significantly since napster was started, I didn't have a CD player before it was founded. Just so you know music retailers in college towns experienced a quite significant decline in sales. Except college students most people didn't have a connection that would allow them to replace their CD connection with MP3s. The decline was especially large in singles, which makes sense, people generally started with hits of bands that they didn't like the whole CD well enough to pay $16. Certainly there are many variables that affect this includign the growth of Wal-mart and Costco, and the rise of Amazon, and E-bay etc. as a place to purchase music which was also led by connected people. So while it doesn't prove much it was an interesting study. I also own nearly all the mp3s I have on CDs. Both because I got tired of the crappy rips and encodes, and out of an obligation to do the right thing.

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    43. Re:whatever by Danse · · Score: 2

      Heh. Well, that's exactly what I meant. By not interceding on behalf of these corporations and passing legislation such as teh CBDTPA, Congress will be forcing these corporations to either conform to the desires of the market or simply fail.

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    44. Re:whatever by Matthaeus · · Score: 1

      This isn't about me not wanting to pay for music, it's about me not wanting to be taken advantage of and pay for crap I don't want (please explain why this isn't 'bundling' like the anti-Microsoftites cry and moan about).

      I'm not going to say this about the pop shit that the RIAA throws at us, because it's not true. But for artists, the whole album is often a cohesive and coherent work. Case in point: Nine Inch Nails - The Fragile. Yes, some songs on there work as singles, but you don't get half the experience as you would listening to the whole CD track 1 to track 12. You wouldn't buy a novel just for one chapter (unless it's a steamy romance novel). On the other hand, if it's a CD that's more analogous to a collection of short stories, well, I think you can download them both on morpheus.

    45. Re:whatever by kmellis · · Score: 1
      However, the fact remains that as Napster useage increased, music sales really did go up. When Napster died, music sales really did go down.
      Yeah, and is it possible that the reason for that, and the reason that music sales are down now, might be that this trend nicely correlates with the economic environment of the times? Yes, it's more than possible, it's likely.

      The increase of decline in music sales is overwhelmingly influenced by economic conditions; and only secondarily by this whole network piracy situation.

      That said, I'd like to mention that I, too, am an exception to the rule: I've never prirated more than a couple of dozen songs, at most; and only then because they were hard to find, I was unsure whether I liked them enough to by them, or for similar reasons.

      Since I buy more CDs now than I ever have in the past, and I have an Empeg in my car that I need to rip them to; this whole supposed MP3s == piracy equation and the RIAA's propoganda about it is especially galling. As you can see, there are many like us. The argument against the RIAA and their allies is quite strong.

      However, it is also simply true that most of the people that I know that are also "into" MP3s are pirating most of them. So I do think that I and those like me are, in fact, the exception to the rule, not the rule. But that doesn't change the fact that the RIAA's argument is fundamentally unsound in that they are trying to fight the lawbreakers by restricting the legally recognized fair use of copyrighted materials in an extremely unreasonable manner.

    46. Re:whatever by Technician · · Score: 2

      Sorry I misspelled it. I am not a fan of their work and have none of their material, but I have heard plenty in the Hi-Fi world I used to work. It was very popular in hot car systems. I like systems that are flat with good range, not highly tuned narrow bandwidth (20-40hz) boom systems. Ace of Base tends to favor tuned systems for max punch in the mid low bass, not flat systems for max fidelity. The Breathe and Money tracks on Dark Side of the Moon are amazing on a clean (SN ratio over 110db) wide range system (20HZ-20KHZ including speakers +/-10db).

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    47. Re:whatever by ryanwright · · Score: 2

      The Breathe and Money tracks on Dark Side of the Moon

      Hmmm, I don't think we're talking about the same group. The "Ace of Base" I'm talking about doesn't have an album called Dark Side of the Moon...

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    48. Re:whatever by Technician · · Score: 2

      oops.. I missed giving proper credit for the Dark Side of the Moon album later in the thread comments. I did give them credit in the parent post. It's by Pink Floyd.

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      The truth shall set you free!
  3. Hate to say it... by macdaddy · · Score: 2

    ...but for doing this, I now (temporarily) love that Holstein!

    1. Re:Hate to say it... by Bonker · · Score: 2

      I watched the commercial and took it at face value. For the first time in five years, I felt the urge to buy a pre-assembled computer.

      The cow is now infinitely cooler in my book than the 'Dude' guy from dell.

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    2. Re:Hate to say it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My dead grandmother is infinitely cooler than the "dude" guy from Dell.

      And I'm not talking about her current body temperature.

    3. Re:Hate to say it... by ziriyab · · Score: 1
      The cow is now infinitely cooler in my book than the 'Dude' guy from dell.

      That's not saying much, is it :)

    4. Re:Hate to say it... by caferace · · Score: 1
      I've only seen it once, but the image of the cow and the owner lipsyncing Devo's "Whip it!" driving down the highway in a semi still makes me chuckle.

      Singing cows and 80's New Wave. An unstoppable combination.

      hehehe..

    5. Re:Hate to say it... by madfgurtbn · · Score: 1

      For the first time in five years, I felt the urge to buy a pre-assembled computer.


      Resist the temptation.

      We are suppposed to receive a Gateway laptop today and I think we are going to refuse delivery because of salepersons lying to us rather than face the possibility that we might go somewhere else to buy a computer. It was originally promised to be delivered 1 week after we ordered it. I called 8 days later and the guy said "It was manufactured today (remember this is 1 day after it was supposed to arrive), but it doesn't have a tracking number yet" He said it should go out in the UPS that day or the next. I asked him where it comes from so I could have an idea of when it would arrive. I asked him where it would be sent from, and he said they come from North Sioux City, SD, which is normally an overnight shipment to here, two days at the most. I called Tuesday and their automated system gave out a tracking number, so I thought for sure it would have been here Wednesday, so I called last night and talked to someone who verified that it had indeed been shipped, but not from Sioux City. It was shipped from _Taiwan_.

      I'm not about to roll my own notebook, but I'm not gonna buy anymore from GW. I don't like being lied to.

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      Send lawyers, guns, and money. Dad, get me out of this.
  4. God bless that cow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    He won't cave into Disney and Sony.

  5. Ok, but PLEEESE not the cow... by josquint · · Score: 5, Funny

    Ok i'm all for lobbying against the bill...
    but PLLLLLLLLLLEAAAAAAAASE dont show more of that cow!!!!! I hope Steve from Dell eats it! then gets mad cow disease and dies!!

    1. Re:Ok, but PLEEESE not the cow... by Matey-O · · Score: 2

      Would you prefer 'The Brain' in a Cow suit? (The same guy does the voices for Pinky and The Brain)

      --
      "Draco dormiens nunquam titillandus."
    2. Re:Ok, but PLEEESE not the cow... by Jburkholder · · Score: 1

      Worse yet, that bull and bear in those Ameritrade spots.

    3. Re:Ok, but PLEEESE not the cow... by denzo · · Score: 5, Funny

      Dude, you're havin' a cow!

    4. Re:Ok, but PLEEESE not the cow... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe Steve from Dell will share with Bill from MS, the board of HP, Compaq, Intel, AOL, and Sun. Then they'll all get mad cow disease, die screaming AND BURN IN EVERLASTING MOTHERFUCKING H*E*L*L!!!

    5. Re:Ok, but PLEEESE not the cow... by Jucius+Maximus · · Score: 5, Funny
      "Would you prefer 'The Brain' in a Cow suit? (The same guy does the voices for Pinky and The Brain)"

      I think one of the few things funnier than this singing cow thing would be akin to what you are suggesting. (Shockwave/Flash Artists, Listen up!)

      There could be a Pinky and the Brain sketch except that it's Hilary Rosen and Jack Valenti or even better, Fritz Hollings & Mickey Mouse!

      Hollings: So what are we doing tonight, Mickey?

      M.M.: We're doing what we do every night, Senator! We're trying to take over the United States of America!!

      Hollings: I will introduce the new CBTTPAPCDTPA bill in the Senate to prevent people from listening to their music at work AND at home. MWWAHAHA!

      M.M.: Excellent ... and I will teach the small children that it is always buy a new copy of the music they already own instead of comverting the one they already have if they want to play it at school on their mp3 players.

      Hollings: Soon now ... we will rule the World!!

      M.M.: Long live America!!! Freedom for alll!!

    6. Re:Ok, but PLEEESE not the cow... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't forget the obligatory...

      M.M. : Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

      Hollings : I think so Mickey, but where are we going to get that much rat poison at this hour?

    7. Re:Ok, but PLEEESE not the cow... by Pope+Slackman · · Score: 2

      Worse yet, that bull and bear in those Ameritrade spots.

      I'd rather watch hours of computer-animated bovinity than those terribly annoying pseudo-european i'm-hipper-than-you Motorola cell phone commercials.

      C-X C-S
      "Fuckyoumoto!"

    8. Re:Ok, but PLEEESE not the cow... by captshad · · Score: 1

      Yeah, and they need to get rid of that middle-aged
      drug-dealer that hangs out with the beast while
      they're at it.

      --
      --- Shad's Fiction and Such http://shadgregory.net
    9. Re:Ok, but PLEEESE not the cow... by Jburkholder · · Score: 1

      You got a point there. As long as we're going this far offtopic...

      I hate those Moto-crap ads about as much as those Samsung spots (where everyone is in some surreal pastel color, including their hair) and the M-life spots.

    10. Re:Ok, but PLEEESE not the cow... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I couldn't disagree more. I would happily see that stupid cow all day if I didn't have to hear that bastard from Dell ever talk again.

    11. Re:Ok, but PLEEESE not the cow... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      funny how that "middle-aged drug-dealer" made billions off your money...(not counting drugs!)

    12. Re:Ok, but PLEEESE not the cow... by dieMSdie · · Score: 2

      Hey, don't dis the cow. The cow is cool.

      It COULD be worse... it could be that creature from the Dell commercials... eeeewwwww!

      --
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    13. Re:Ok, but PLEEESE not the cow... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hopefully the Slashdot editors will join in the feast...

  6. Uh, launching? by SuperRob · · Score: 0, Interesting

    This commercial has been out for a while, and it was BEFORE this public derision of the bill started.

    The commercial features Ted Waitt and a cow in a semi singing along to Devo's "Whip it".

    This has been on TV for a couple MONTHS now. I'm pretty sure it had nothing to do with the bill, but was just being used as counterpoint in the article, saying that while this bill is being submitted, a computer maker is suggesting that ripping audio and burning CD's is fair use.

    It's no different than Apple's "Rip. Mix. Burn." advertisement a while back.

    1. Re:Uh, launching? by Kiaser+Zohsay · · Score: 3, Informative

      This is a new one. Hit the video at Gateway's site. Same cow, same Ted, same truck, but a with a different song. The dig at the Holling's bill is new too.

      The song itself is available for download as an MP3 too.

      Actually, when I first saw the "Whip It" version, I thought Gateway might be trying a "get them while they're still legal" type of thing. But this is way cooler.

      --
      I am not your blowing wind, I am the lightning.
  7. *sigh* by Carmody · · Score: 5, Informative

    While I think this is good news and all...

    Gateway is another large company with an agenda, and ITS agenda happens to coincide with my interests, and so I think it is good news.

    But really, what is the online-privacy and free-speech fight really? It is large corporations fighting each other to see which one gets to write the laws. There is a debate going on, but we are not really part of it, except as the Prize. If a divorcing couple fight over who gets to keep the Car, they aren't really worried about what the Car wants.

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    1. Re:*sigh* by interiot · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      mod up

    2. Re:*sigh* by firewort · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Because, it isn't primarily about privacy or Free Speech. It's about the doctrine of Fair Use (17 USC 107) and the doctrine of First Sale (the notion that once something has been sold, the buyer can do as he pleases with the bought item.)

      Gateway wants to retain the freedom to manufacture computers as it pleases. It sees this as potentially hurting their sales when buyers no longer want computers that restrict a buyer's possible uses for the machine.

      Buyers are the prize in one sense, but the greater prize is "who gets to keep and protect their business model" - the content companies, or the computer companies--

      The Car doesn't have free will to stop running reliably if it doesn't like the divorcee who wins custody. The Buyer does.

      --

    3. Re:*sigh* by Tackhead · · Score: 2
      > But really, what is the online-privacy and free-speech fight really? It is large corporations fighting each other to see which one gets to write the laws. There is a debate going on, but we are not really part of it, except as the Prize. If a divorcing couple fight over who gets to keep the Car, they aren't really worried about what the Car wants.

      Right. We're the little kids caught in the middle of a nasty divorce.

      But if Mommy's a crack whore who locks us in the closet and turns a blind eye to what her "boyfriends" do to us when she needs a hit...

      ...and Daddy makes $20K/year working 16 hours a day, feeds us pizza, and basically ignores us the rest of the time or sends us off to our aunt's place when he can't make ends meet...

      ...and our wacky spinster aunt is the crazy one who gives us stuffed penguins, takes us to SCA conventions on weekends, reads stories about gnus and daemons to us at night, and gives us Lego Mindstorms whenever she gets the chance...

      ...then I don't care that the judicial system is predisposed to letting Mom keep custody. Dad may only want us around 'cuz we're his tax deductions, but he doesn't mind us spending time with Auntie Penguin, and that makes him OK in my books.

      Like the other respondent to your post said - maybe Gateway ain't your friend, but right now, that cow is a valuable ally.

    4. Re:*sigh* by jgerman · · Score: 3

      Hey Moe! Dad let's us spend time with Auntie Penguin, and Mom is the anti-penguin. Nyuk nyuk nyuk. Quiet you.

      --
      I'm the big fish in the big pond bitch.
    5. Re:*sigh* by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      If a divorcing couple fight over who gets to keep the Car, they aren't really worried about what the Car wants.

      Reminds me of this tv dialog...

      Del: How could you set up Caroline with another guy?

      Richard: What do you mean? You broke up with her!

      Del: A guy has a certain amount of time to change his mind. It's the universal rule of guys. You ought to know that! And in the meantime, the rules say that guys do not set up the girl with other guys.

      Richard: Does anyone bother to tell the women these rules?

      Del: Of course not!

      Waiter: Do you tell a football what time the game is?

    6. Re:*sigh* by pjrc · · Score: 2
      it isn't primarily about privacy or Free Speech. It's about the doctrine of Fair Use

      Silly me.

      I thought it was about:

      • Gateway selling new PC for the new "killer app" of downloading/burning music.
      • RIAA selling CDs at $15-20 each, no singles allowed.

      Does anyone really believe that Gateway truely cares about fair use and first sale? I'm pretty sure they care a lot about selling new machines for a new purpose, and the bleak alternative of selling crippled machines that only encourage buys to hold onto their existing computers (which work perfectly fine as is).

    7. Re:*sigh* by ahde · · Score: 2

      So gateway is worried about selling computers. The record labels wants to stop them from selling computers (and us from using them.) No one is trying to stop the record labels from doing anything. That's a freedom issue. Notice also what they are from their name -- a company that puts labels on records. Not exactly a paragon of industry, is it?

    8. Re:*sigh* by ahde · · Score: 2

      Just because people don't want to pay for a disk with a label on it anymore doesn't mean they have a right to make everyone do so.

      If no one is willing to make music because they can't get paid for a portion of the sale of each disk with their name on, then there just won't be any music.

    9. Re:*sigh* by wickedhobo · · Score: 1

      Henry Kissinger said that countries don't have friends, they have interests. Corporate world is pretty much the same.

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      --Stupidity is Self Curing!
    10. Re:*sigh* by Sj0 · · Score: 2

      It's much deeper than that, and much more painful for Gateway. Read parts of the proposed legislation and you'll realize just what kind of overhead companies like Gateway face if the legislation passes. Basically, a lot of PC manufacturers will be shut down if it passes, because of the sheer cost of getting in line with specs will be prohibitive.

      How much do you think it will cost to train several hundred techs and get them certified as "Qualified DRM technicians", re-engineer your entire product line(and disposing of the newly illegal machines alredy produced, possibly being forced to shut down production as well), and pay for all the extra DRM stuff? I'll give you a hint: lots more than what most CEOs of computer manufacturers make.

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    11. Re:*sigh* by Sj0 · · Score: 2

      And yet the labels have the right to force us all to move to DRM enabled machines? No, I'm afraid you have your priorities mixed up.

      If no one is willing to make music because they can't get paid for a portion of the sale of each disk with their name on, then there just won't be any music.

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HA HAHA
      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHA HAHA
      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHA HAHA
      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHA HAHA
      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHA HAHA

      Ah man, they got you bad if you actually believe that. Go out back and smack yourself a few times. You really need it. I think you've been listening to too many idiot senators or something. As you tell there won't be any music if we don't pay for it, I hum a little tune. Then I think of all the music I've written for my game, Quest for a King, au gratis. Then I think of my step-brother, brother, and father, all of whom were in bands for the music, and not for the money.

      Music made with only profit in mind has never had any soul, and only people like you listen to it. It's drivel -- meant to placate the masses so they will ignore their world. Just like TV.

      Man. That's really funny, and it's really sad if you actually believe such garbage.

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      It's been a long time.
    12. Re:*sigh* by ryanwright · · Score: 2

      If no one is willing to make music because they can't get paid for a portion of the sale of each disk with their name on, then there just won't be any music.

      ROTFLMAO!!

      How many people got paid for selling their music on little plastic discs (or hell, even magnetic tapes) hundreds of years ago?

      The answer: NONE!

      Music did not just suddenly come into being in the 1900's when people discovered a method to make money off of it. Music has been around for thousands of years and most people make music because they love making music. If copyrights on music were abolished tomorrow, the only music that would go away would be the Britney Spears type of overproduced garbage and the people who are only in it to make a buck. In fact, I would submit that the quality of music would skyrocket because the only people who would be making music would be people who love to make music! The money hungry acts would go away for good and that would be just fine with me.

      So, if you think that "there would just be no music", well, you're sorely in need of a reality check.

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    13. Re:*sigh* by Sj0 · · Score: 2

      Then I realized you posted the first message as well, so I'm guessing that you were being sarcastic.

      Ignore the previous message, it was only implied if you were serious.

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    14. Re:*sigh* by Thing+1 · · Score: 2
      ...the notion that once something has been sold, the buyer can do as he pleases with the bought item.

      What, like senators? Fortunately, we're finding out that although we have those rights for goods, we don't necessarily have them for services (i.e., creating legislation).

      Which is why Microsoft is so hell-bent on converting software from a good into a service.

      (I doubt they'll succeed, as I've spent time in third-world countries and they can't afford software at first-world prices. So they copy when possible; as companies go to an on-line verification system, the third world will lead the move to free/Free software. It's already happening: where's Miguel from?)

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  8. Strange bedfellows by CaptainSuperBoy · · Score: 5, Insightful
    This is certainly a case of strange bedfellows.. you have the content industry and the US Senate in one corner. In the other corner, you have big tech corporations and.. the EFF? It's understandable that Gateway feels their profit margins are being threatened by this bill. The best way for them to fight it is to drum up public support, which means educating users about what they can do with digital music now (rip MP3s, burn CDs, download music) even if it means hinting to people that yes, you can do illegal stuff right now (but you won't be able to soon).

    Basically, both sides are rallying around a cause in order to drum up support. The recording industry is chanting, "The artists! The artists!" At the same time, tech seems to be saying, "The consumer! The consumer!" But in the end, everyone's just looking out for their own threatened business model.

    1. Re:Strange bedfellows by eniacpx · · Score: 1

      ...The recording industry is chanting, "The artists! The artists!"...

      You mean:
      "...Our Money! Our Money!..."

    2. Re:Strange bedfellows by Big+Dogs+Cock · · Score: 1

      Fuck me - that's insightful. So you're saying that corporations lobby for laws purely to protect their own interests. I wish I was clever enough to think of something like that.

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      "Under the iron bridge, we fist" - The Smiths, Still Ill
    3. Re:Strange bedfellows by imadork · · Score: 5, Insightful
      It's understandable that Gateway feels their profit margins are being threatened by this bill. The best way for them to fight it is to drum up public support, which means educating users about what they can do with digital music now (rip MP3s, burn CDs, download music) even if it means hinting to people that yes, you can do illegal stuff right now (but you won't be able to soon).

      There's a fundamental difference between the Content Companies' position and the Tech Companies' position. The Tech companies just want to be able to make new technology without government intervention. The Content companies see technology as a threat, and want that threat to be legislated away. The Content companies want their "right to profit" protected by Congress, and they don't care what other industries' "right to profit" gets clobbered in the process. (never mind the fact that no company has a "right to profit" - a company that doesn't profit simply fails!)

      The reason why I think Gateway's support is a good thing is that the entire Copyright debate has, up until now, been framed by the Content Companies in the Media. They frame the debate in terms of what we can't do with copyrighted material. Up until now, anyone who framed it in terma of what we can do has been dismissed as a Commie Pirate Hacker. Seeing Gateway do this almost makes me want to sell my Macs and home-built Linux boxen for a computer in a cow box. almost.

      If Copyright is really supposed to be a two-way street, with the government (also known as the People in the USA) granting certain rights to copyright holders in exchange for public use of their works, then we really should outline what we can do with these works, because my idea of what I can do and Michael Eisner's idea are polar opposites. The role of legislation should be to clarify what we can and can't do, and it's obviously not doing a good enough job! The bill of rights at digitalconsumer.org does, though. The more I think about it, the more I realize that THAT needs to be our next copyright law.

    4. Re:Strange bedfellows by swillden · · Score: 2

      Basically, both sides are rallying around a cause in order to drum up support. The recording industry is chanting, "The artists! The artists!" At the same time, tech seems to be saying, "The consumer! The consumer!" But in the end, everyone's just looking out for their own threatened business model.

      But the really important bit is the fact that *both* sides know where the real power lies, and, surprise, surprise, it's not in the corporate checkbook or even in the congressional office. Big money and big politics have a lot of power, but they have it only at the sufferance of the people. In many cases they succeed in abusing their power because most people don't pay attention. Whether that's because they have better things to do or because they're apathetic (or pathetic), is an excercise left for the reader, because it's not really relevant here.

      This points out that that the rights we really need to look out for are the ones that (a) people don't care about much and (b) upon which corporations/politicians are all essentially in agreement. That set is reassuringly small.

      That doesn't mean we can relax, but at least it does mean we can be assured that We The People still matter.

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  9. Finally someone realizing that consumers drive... by T3chnomonk · · Score: 1, Informative

    Finally someone realizing that consumers drive the economy and that we want to be able to listen to music on our computers, rip CDs and burn them. Making your own compilation CD is legal and cool. Why the record and movie dorks keep trying to squeeze more out of us and give us less I don't know, but maybe this will start a wave of companies fighing for the freedom to give us what we want and will FREAK'EN PAY FOR.

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  10. awesome by raelitycheckbounced · · Score: 1
    Its good to see that some companies out there realise that there are a lot of bands online who publish songs as freeware.

    In their efforts to protect their bottom lines, companies like disney ignore the fact that not all mp3's in the universe contain copyrighted material.

    In summary: BOOYAHCASHA!!!!!!!!

    1. Re:awesome by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Idiot, shut up.

    2. Re:awesome by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Idiot, shut up.

      Is it cos I is black?

    3. Re:awesome by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm surrounded by cowards with anti social personality disorder!!!!!!!!!

  11. Computer manufacturers come to their senses. by gpinzone · · Score: 1

    Computer piracy and illegal mp3s may hurt the artists, but it's a boon to hardware manufacturers. It makes perfect sense for Gateway to take this stance.

    Please, no flames about how CD burners and mp3s have legal uses. All I'm saying is that Gateway didn't have some devine revelation that the SCCCAAAAAA or whatever the hell it's called now was a bad bill. They simply realized that free software and no DRM equals lower cost for them and more people that can afford their overpriced computers.

    1. Re:Computer manufacturers come to their senses. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

      (A bit OT, but bear with me)

      Don't let them believe its hurting the artists, cd sales were way up during napster's days, and went into a slump shortly after it was shut down.

      There's really nothing wrong with cd sales at the moment, the problem for the recording companies is that with that sort of thing going on (napster), they lose a lot of control of what people listen to.

      People in general like whatever music they tend to listen to... if all we hear is pop, we come to like pop, if you hear lots of heavy metal, you start to like heavy metal, and so on. As it stands now, the recording industries more or less control what you hear on the radio, and ensure that you're buying music produced by their label.

      However, with something like napster available, people could just download songs from whoever, fo free (and frequently did). The recording companies saw this, and they had visions of a future where they had no control, and couldn't suddenly make whoever they felt like popular. So they got scared, and sued the pants off of napster.

      Now that they've realised that people are going to swap mp3's even without napster, (and with gnutella, etc, there's nobody to sue), they're paying senators (Hollings) to write laws in the US to force computers not to be able to share copyrigthed material somehow (and I personally can't think of a good way of doing that).

      I'm guessing that you and most slashdotters already know most of this story, but the point is, *don't* even say that it may hurt the artists, because it doesn't. It helps independent artists and the small record labels immensely. Its the recording companies it hurts, don't lose sight of that.

    2. Re:Computer manufacturers come to their senses. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      MOD THAT MUTHA UP!

      This is one of the most salient points in the whole debate and the idea needs to be spread far and wide. The notion that the RIAA is acting in the best interests of artists is REDICULOUS!

    3. Re:Computer manufacturers come to their senses. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey, someone actually did mod my rant up :). Usually anything even vaguely OT gets slapped to hell on this site.

      Sigh, shouldn't have posted AC I guess.

      - Skiboo

  12. Newsforge has an interesting point of view... by graveyhead · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Open Source advocates may find opposing Hollings bill makes for strange bedfellows. It actually suggests that Microsoft might be our ally (gasp!) because of their recently found devotion to streaming media and peer to peer networking.

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    1. Re:Newsforge has an interesting point of view... by Binky+The+Oracle · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I don't mean to resort to typical Microsoft bashing, but I seriously doubt that Microsoft is going to fight DRM for those reasons. Instead, I think that they'll fight DRM as a government-mandated issue, all the while working on their own Windows-integrated DRM scheme which they'll then license to major media conglomerates.

      If they can pull it off, it's a Win-Win for Microsoft: No government interference on DRM and a near-instant monopoly on DRM due to buy-in from the major content providers.

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  13. Analogy by fiendo · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Following the RIAA's logic, I guess car companies that advertise their wares are really encouraging the breaking of speed limits, reckless driving, and driving too fast for conditions when they show advertisements with the disclaimer "professional driver on closed course".

    Do insurance companies then complain that auto manufacturers are behaving irresponsibly? No.

    Should the RIAA be complaining about Gateway's ads? No.

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    1. Re:Analogy by jeremy+f · · Score: 5, Insightful

      An analogy I've always liked is a take on the old Guns-Don't-Kill-People argument.

      It's perfectly legal to buy a handgun. It's perfectly legal to buy bullets. It's perfectly legal to use the two together. It is, however, very illegal to use the two together in certain conditions.

      However, the Government does not mandate the crippling of potential gun owners' hands in order to decrease one's killing capacity. Nor does the government mandate that guns be as inaccurate as possible in order to stem victims being hit by bullets. Our Government says Here. Buy this gun. Do what you want with it. But if you use it to break the law, you're going to jail.

      That's how most of our laws are, right now. Ex post facto -- you break them, you do the punishment. The RIAA/MPAA wants to undermine this situation, and prevent people from breaking the law. We already tried this once.

      It was called prohibition.

      The only way this bill will pass is if people aren't educated about the facts, and don't speak out against it.

      It's incredibly admirable to see companies such as Gateway take a stand against the SSCA/CDCPBUATNAUWHATEVERTHEHELL; it's even moreso to see them want to educate the public on their rights in this area.

    2. Re:Analogy by nolife · · Score: 2

      On that same note..
      My Ford Aspire has 68HP and I can still exceed the legal speed limit in every single part of the US (except going uphill in Montana). One of the recent trends with automakers is to add even more power. Are they encouraging people to drive faster and with less responsibility? Strange how when its digital or computer related the rules somehow change.

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    3. Re:Analogy by MarkedMan · · Score: 1

      FWIW, there are many groups that do actively complain about advertising cars driving very fast on public roads. They feel that it, well, encourages drivers to drive very fast on public roads. Tom of the Car Guys goes on rants about this all the time, and I have seen complaints from others about certain specific model cars (5 liter mustang comes to mind).

    4. Re:Analogy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I browse at +6, comments turned off, with a paper bag over my head. Please post accordingly.

      I'd switch to plastic if I were you. It's better for everyone that way.

    5. Re:Analogy by MillionthMonkey · · Score: 4, Insightful

      That's how most of our laws are, right now. Ex post facto -- you break them, you do the punishment. The RIAA/MPAA wants to undermine this situation, and prevent people from breaking the law. We already tried this once.
      It was called prohibition.


      I don't see how prohibition fits this definition. In fact, in the history of American law, there is no analogous legislation I can think of to what they are proposing. The closest thing I can think of is safety regulations (you can't sell a car that doesn't incorporate seat belts, for example). And smokestacks must have scrubbers, apartment buildings must have fire escapes, restaurants must have wheelchair ramps, etc. But all these things are to prevent accidents, pollution, tragedies, etc. I can't think of one that has the sole purpose of preventing you from breaking the law.

      But I don't see why we should just legislate piracy out of existence. We could stop rape with technological barriers, for example, by forcing all women to wear steel chastity belts. And why can't we do this with murder as well? Surely murder is a lot worse than piracy. And a law to mandate prevention of murder would run into problems just as easily as a law like this one that mandates prevention of piracy. We would have to ban guns, knives, axes, boxcutters, chisels, wrenches, and hammers. Buckets would have to be banned too, because you can fill one with water and hold someone's head down in it. You can also kill someone by smashing their head against a wall. Therefore all walls in all houses and buildings must be covered with foam padding to prevent this. But the padding can't be stapled or nailed on, because you can kill someone with staples or nails. And it can't be glued on, because glue is also illegal (you can glue someone's mouth shut and make them starve to death). Oh well, let's just mandate that the hardware industry come up with a solution!

      Of course, like the CBDTPA, a murder-preventing law like this one would contain a meaningless provision saying, in effect, "this law shall have no effect on lawful behavior." That way, any letter a Senator receives that complains about the bill's restrictions on lawful behavior (i.e. fair use) will go straight into the trash. Keep this in mind when you write your anti-CBDTPA letters.

    6. Re:Analogy by Deathlizard · · Score: 2, Funny

      That's how most of our laws are, right now. Ex post facto -- you break them, you do the punishment. The RIAA/MPAA wants to undermine this situation, and prevent people from breaking the law. We already tried this once.

      It was called prohibition.


      I can already see it now

      Bill Gates being a Notiorious mob boss running a speakeasy in the middle of Washington state with Cops trying in vain to stop his illegal activities.

      Wait a minute...

    7. Re:Analogy by Galvatron · · Score: 2
      Well, I think he may be right that prohibition had some parallels. If I'm not mistaken, one of the main ideas behind prohibition was that booze causes illegal activity like spousal beatings (I don't think drunk driving was really a consideration yet). Hence, you outlaw booze, you end domestic violence.

      Likewise, unrestricted computers "cause" piracy, so if you outlaw the open pc architecture, you end piracy. Neither one is very well thought out.

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    8. Re:Analogy by Rogerborg · · Score: 2
      • It's perfectly legal to buy a handgun. [...] the Government does not mandate the crippling of potential gun owners' hands in order to decrease one's killing capacity. Nor does the government mandate that guns be as inaccurate as possible in order to stem victims being hit by bullets

      Ooh, poor example. Depending on where you live, I wish you luck in trying to buy a fully automatic weapon, or a semi automatic shotgun, or a handgun with a magazine capacity in excess of ten rounds. That's why the CDBTPA was such a mistake; it was too much all at once. If rights are just nibbled away a little at a time, too few people are pissed off enough at any one time to do anything about it.

      First they came for the people who had automatic weapons or hosted DeCSS, but I didn't have an automatic weapon or host DeCSS...

      In other words, expect Son of CDBTPA to be a much watered down "compromise", liberally slathered in lubrication. It'll be eased into our collective asses just a little at a time. Lovely image.

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    9. Re:Analogy by Genady · · Score: 2

      Ummm... your handgun analogy doesn't work. The Government DOES say that you can't buy a handgun with more than a 10 cartridge capacity. Nevermind that the handguns available from Glock and Beretta (and others) can hold 13 - 15 rounds (depending on caliber) stock. The government ALSO mandates (or will soon) hammer locks on new Handguns so that only the owner of the key can fire the handgun (or whoever (s)he gives the key to) Now if this isn't directly analogus to Digital Rights management, I don't know what is.

      And you know what? I have NO problem with the hand gun restrictions. Now I can feel safe leaving my Glock under my bed knowing that the key is on my keychain in my pocket.

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    10. Re:Analogy by rofgile · · Score: 1

      I'd just like you to think about your statement.
      It WAS called prohibition?
      And just what the HELL do you think we are in right now? Alcohol is legal for people over a certain age, but the model of prohibition is still QUITE in effect with all other substances. Prohibition never ended, it just got dirtier.
      -RofGilead

    11. Re:Analogy by fiendo · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Point taken, but are the groups who have a *moral* disagreement with the car companies taking *legal* action?

      Additionally, it seems like the record companies are hypocritcal. Do they subject the same scrutiny to their own products as far as encouraging crime? How many rap or rock records have been released which encourage illegal behavior? Yet the record companies are more than willing to defend this as free speech. Why doesn't the same defense apply to Gateway?

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    12. Re:Analogy by Junta · · Score: 2

      Ex post facto means someone cannot be punished for something that was legal at the time of action, but was made illegal by a later law, it makes no sense in your sentence...

      Plus, guns are controlled. Not banned, but getting fully automated machine guns which can take chains of ammo is not legal, so your analogy is bad.

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    13. Re:Analogy by MillionthMonkey · · Score: 2

      Well, you can say drugs are outlawed because people tend to do illegal things when they're high on them. Of course, drugs are never a necessity for crime. They only have a statistical relationship to it.

      This is much different. The CBDTPA is designed to specifically prevent you from breaking a certain subset of laws by enforcing a technological barrier.

    14. Re:Analogy by Unbeliever · · Score: 1
      Junta said:
      Ex post facto means someone cannot be punished for something that was legal at the time of action, but was made illegal by a later law, it makes no sense in your sentence...


      No, Ex Post Facto is latin for "After the fact." Jeremy was stating that generally, (IMO) you are punished for your actions after you commit them. He was complaining about being punished for something you might commit, but havent yet, or a priori to the action.

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    15. Re:Analogy by ahde · · Score: 2

      Surely murder is a lot worse than piracy.

      Piracy, by definition is murder, and rape, and theft.

    16. Re:Analogy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Prohibition never ended, it just got dirtier.

      Aye. And what pisses me off are the new commercials that say, "If you buy drugs, you are supporting terrorism." What they don't mention is that if it weren't for the War on Some Drugs, the trade would be controlled by large corporations such as Philip-Morris, and there wouldn't be any "terrorist" suppliers in the first place!

    17. Re:Analogy by swordboy · · Score: 2

      The only way this bill will pass is if people aren't educated about the facts, and don't speak out against it.

      And that is the whole problem with this country: the citizens are, for the most part, isolationists. Everyone would rather watch a baseball game than to get involved in government. In the end, the money makes the decisions, not the constituents.

      The other day, I emailed my senators only to get back the *expected* form letter. They have too many people to represent. The problem is that the people realize this and simply remove themselves from the so-called democracy leaving the politicians to protect their own interests.

      A great solution to this would be to implement some sort of government democracy but who are the politicians to eliminate their own jobs? Hell, they didn't like the social security system so they invented their own taxpayer funded system for themselves to live under. Had they taken a vote, every citizen of the country would have voted against this but it is in place today.

      I would actually be satisfied if the states implemented their own secured slash based site. In this respect, the senators wouldn't have to read *every* correspondence - they could just let moderation takes its course and have a good grasp of what is on people's minds...

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    18. Re:Analogy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you needed a government mandate before you put a lock on your gun?

    19. Re:Analogy by Entropy_ah · · Score: 1

      funny thing one of my engineering professors told me my first year of college. scrubbers require electricity to operate. and i dont believe they are requried any more because it turns out that the ammount of polution produced to make the electricity to run the scrubbers is greater than the amount of polution they prevent.

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  14. errr.... by SnAzBaZ · · Score: 1

    but if they're promoting the downloading of LEGAL mp3's, how does this go against the copyright bill that prevents ILLEGAL pirated music..?

    1. Re:errr.... by demon · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Because the CBDTPA (is that right?) intends to stop ANY copying, even copying which under fair use precedent would be allowable. That means NO RIPPING, for _any_ reason - even if you just want to load up you computer or MP3 jukebox for some long-play action.

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    2. Re:errr.... by SnAzBaZ · · Score: 1

      What about non-commerical artists that distribute their music over the net for free? Or artists that distribute specific free tracks for publicity?

    3. Re:errr.... by Russ+Steffen · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Well, that's the problem. After the CDBTPA passes, there will be no non-commercial artists. Most of the tools a an artist would need to record and distribute their music electronically will be contraband. And the software their prospective listeners would need to listen to them will be illegal as well. Same with independant filmmakers. Of course, this is what the powers behind the bill want. It effectively installs the RIAA and MPAA as our entertainment police - they will have the final say on what music we are allowed to listen to and which movies we are allowed to watch.

    4. Re:errr.... by Stonehand · · Score: 2

      I think it'd be fair to say that the RIAA and Disney aren't exactly looking out for the interests of the non-commercial artists. If they can reduce the supply of music by, say, pushing DRM to the point that DRM-enabled machines can only run DRM-enabled players which only play DRM-enabled music, then there'll be less competition for them.

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    5. Re:errr.... by Kierthos · · Score: 1

      So what you're saying is that, assuming this asinine piece of legislation passes, if I record myself humming a tune that I make up, turn it into an .mp3, and allow anyone to download it for free, the RIAA's CDBTPA would make it illegal?

      Yup, oh yeah, we _need_ legislation like this like we need a hole in the head.

      Kierthos

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    6. Re:errr.... by Russ+Steffen · · Score: 1

      The act of recording your tune and distributing it wouldn't be illegal, per se. But posessing the software and hardware to do it would be.

  15. Talking cow commercial by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    Last night my brother was watching FX when this commercial came on. I watched it, and was amazed to see it, but this only hit me as important, while my brother didn't care.

    The point that I'm making is that now, even with commercials made to reach everybody, the mainstream still doesn't really know what the CBDTPA even is.

    1. Re:Talking cow commercial by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      so why don't you explain us since you are at it because sincerely i don't know either... maybe provide a link?

  16. [OT] Can the USA enforce it's laws on Europe? by haedesch · · Score: 1

    I once had a discussion about this with a friend... He claimed it was possible for the US to enforce it's laws on it's allies in certain situations? Does anybody knows more about this?

    1. Re:[OT] Can the USA enforce it's laws on Europe? by demon · · Score: 1

      Well, I don't claim to know (IANAL - duh), but the US certainly has tried hard, particularly in the case of stuff like the DMCA, to enforce its laws even outside its boundaries. As a citizen of the US, I don't think it's a good idea, if for no other reason that if we can enforce our laws outside our boundaries, others could do the same - and then trouble ensues. Who knows whose laws I'd be subject to tomorrow?

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    2. Re:[OT] Can the USA enforce it's laws on Europe? by BoneFlower · · Score: 2

      Hmm... We have limited rights to enforce our laws on foreign citizens on our military bases subject to the SOFA(Status of Forces Agreement) which outlines jurisdiction for crimes involving US citizens/foreign citizens based on duty status at time of crime, on or off base location, whether it involved only foreigners on base or only US off base, they get complicated and generally only apply when US Military personnell or the dependents are involved as victims or accused, or when the crime takes place on board a military installation.

      In general though, I don't think so, though it is entirely possible that some treaty or another apart from the SOFA might give us limited foreign enforcement of our laws.

    3. Re:[OT] Can the USA enforce it's laws on Europe? by ahde · · Score: 2

      I seem to remember an MPAA swat team in Norway...

  17. Go Gateway! by zaren · · Score: 2, Interesting

    As a die-hard Apple user, I've always said that if I *had* to get a Win box, it'd be a Gateway, even if they do have a spokescow now.
    They seemed to use decent components, and their products felt like they had a personality, like they weren't just another mass-produced consumer computer. The cow spots added a touch of irreverance that made them feel like less of a corporate tool.

    This just increases their chances of getting my business when that dreaded someday comes :)

    Rip. Milk. Burn?

    Aww, FSCK!

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    1. Re:Go Gateway! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No product has a personality. You've just been brainwashed by Gateway's marketing department.

      *waves hand in front of zaren* this is the computer you've been looking for

      zaren: this is the computer I've been looking for

      *waves hand in front of zaren* you can download some music now. Mo(oooooooooooooo)ve along.

    2. Re:Go Gateway! by Peyna · · Score: 2

      A long time ago, back in their early days, Gateway had great customer support, which is what set them apart from everyone else. (The machines were built-to-order and of good quality as well).

      I personally have not done business with them in a long time, but I have heard that their support isn't what it used to be. Sad to see that happen.

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    3. Re:Go Gateway! by CJ+Hooknose · · Score: 1, Troll
      if I *had* to get a Win box, it'd be a Gateway, even if they do have a spokescow now. They seemed to use decent components

      They don't. Bought a complete system from them in 1999, basic junk box (Lose98, K6-2 400) and the motherboard (some MSI-55?? micro-ATX thing) and power supply (90W. 90W??! 30% of the time, when I tried to use the LoseModem, the system immediately reset, probably due to too much current being drawn) in the machine were both complete crap.

      Since you're an x86 hardware novice, find a local geek and have him/her put together a system for you out of separate components. You won't save money with this approach, but you will get better quality than any of the big OEMs can give you in a "personal" machine. Also, if you build from components, you don't have to pay the Windoze tax unless you want to. HTH,

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    4. Re:Go Gateway! by El_Nofx · · Score: 1

      Yes, you are right, their service is terrible now.

      I just quit working for Gateway after doing tech support for them for 4 YEARS!

      When I started there the company was great, we made great products and everyone cared. From 98-2000 we got really big really fast and everyone stopped caring. The new CEO ran the company into the toilet and they outsourced way too much stuff to companies like Sykes, Stream, Tag and Convergence. Now Ted is back in charge, they are dumping the outsourcers and starting to put out quality machines again. Gateway was a great company from inception to about 98. Now they are starting over pretty much and I would give them the thumbs up again. 6 months ago I was on the fence and a year ago I would of told you to buy an IBM or a Dell.

      The whole commercial with the cow makes sense. There are some really smart people working in the product development division in South Dakota and they know that this will hurt everyone, including the OEM's if it goes through.

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  18. We need more companies echoing this line by cygnusx · · Score: 3, Informative
    From the article:
    The spot, a continuation of the company's campaign, features CEO Ted Waitt and a bovine companion driving into the sunset singing a cover version of Gordon Lightfoot's "Sundown" by hip-hop artist Elwood.

    As Waitt and the cow trade verses, messages appear on the screen that read, "Like this song? Download it for free on gateway.com...or load it on an MP3 player. Gateway supports your right to enjoy digital music legally."


    Emphasis mine. Way to go, Gateway! Just what we need -- a few more high profile companies to echo this particular line. First Apple, then Gateway. Maybe if the moneybags at IBM and Intel stepped into the game, this war could be considered won. But (sigh!) they're too busy planning copy-protected processors and hard disks to actually think of the consumer :-(.
    1. Re:We need more companies echoing this line by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We need to rally behind Gateway for this initiative. We can convince other PC makers and broadband providers to purchase the right to legally distribute songs from the artists, skipping the RIAA, under a maketing guise. More digital content will sell more PC's and encourage broadband adoption. One of the reasons for the tech slump is the lack of content because of the RIAA/MPAA crackdown. Let's get the tech companies to pump up the demand.

  19. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 2, Informative

    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  20. Re:Different Commercial by kk5wa · · Score: 1

    You're right...it had nothing to do with the bill. But the article refers to a commercial that does seem to be about the bill.

    Knee-jerk reactions are not attractive.

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  21. Twice last night. by auswipe · · Score: 1

    I saw this commercial twice last night. Once on TNN (I believe) and once on UPN.

  22. Everything you need to know about Gateway... by Bowie+J.+Poag · · Score: 0, Offtopic



    ...can be summed up in this story:

    A couple years ago, I was in the market to buy a new monitor. I had saved up $500 or so to buy a new 21" multisync monitor, and knew the ones that Gateway sold were of good quality (this was 1997, 1998 or so)... So, I gathered up my money and went down to the new "Gateway Country" store that had opened up here in town to go buy a monitor.

    With $500 in hand, I was turned away within 30 seconds of entering their store. Their reason:

    "Sorry, we don't sell the monitors separately. You'de have to buy a whole system to get the monitor."

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  23. switch by Joe+the+Lesser · · Score: 1

    *Throws away his Metallica CDs* Time for some good ol' country music! Sing on my bovine friend!

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    1. Re:switch by Dead+Penis+Bird · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't switch just yet. Remember, country artist Charley Pride was the first artist to switch to those crappy "Copy-protected" CD's which degrade playback quality.

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    2. Re:switch by 3waygeek · · Score: 1

      Note that it probably wasn't his idea -- it was probably imposed on him by the publisher.

    3. Re:switch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Johnny Cash could rock Metallica into the ground with one arm tied behind his back...

  24. Stop giving Crapple undue credit! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why the hell do you need to mention Apple in this? PC users were rip/mix/burning before Apple could even pull its head out of Job's iAss and realize there was such a thing as MP3. I recall my CD burning software in 97 touting rip/mix/burn when Apple was still pushing ZIP and LS120 hahaha.

  25. Please please please... by st0rmshad0w · · Score: 2, Funny

    Tell me the cow's name is Hillary!

    1. Re:Please please please... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's Hillary Valenti.

  26. Something about the article... by Jonny_Haircut · · Score: 1

    There's something about the yahoo article that rubs me the wrong way.

    The country's fourth-largest computer maker is taking to the airwaves in a bid to rally consumers against a copyright-protection bill that would prevent computers from playing pirated movies and music.

    The ad campaign underscores the furor over a bill introduced last month by South Carolina Democratic Sen. Ernest Hollings that would prevent new computers, CD players and other consumer-electronics devices from playing unauthorized movies, music and other digital media files.

    They seem to be (intentiaonally?) missing the point. This bill is being opposed because its solution to copyright infringment is to destroy fair use capability. Sorry if we don't like being assumed to be criminals simply for owning a computer.

    In other news, a new anti-rape bill proposed by Senator Hollings will see the castrating of all males over the age of 10.

    Hmmm. Something about karma whoring at work makes me feel dirty...

    1. Re:Something about the article... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Karma whoring or not, I was thinking the exact same thing.

      I'd give you a +1, Insightful, if I could.

  27. Okay, it's a pretty funny ad, but... by seldolivaw · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Apart from saying they support your right to mix-rip'n'burn, this doesn't really take issue against the CPDB... CPTDB... Bad Law Thingy(TM). (Maybe because it's so hard to remember the acronym, especially since they keep changing it)

    This ad doesn't go far enough, or bring home the true horribleness of the law. We need shock tactics, like those highway-safety ads. I want to see the cow standing in the middle of the highway with a big placard, screaming "The CBDTPA SUUUUUCKS!" and then getting run down by a Disney truck, preferably driven by a Senator Hollings impostor.

    1. Re:Okay, it's a pretty funny ad, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've a better idea: have the cow spraypainting graffiti that reads "FRITZ HOLLINGS IS A FASCIST PIG."

      Which is true, by the way: government control of privately held industry is one of the hallmarks of fascism. To paraphrase Hitler: why nationalise factories when you can nationalise people?

    2. Re:Okay, it's a pretty funny ad, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Apart from saying they support your right to mix-rip'n'burn, this doesn't really take issue against the CPDB... CPTDB... Bad Law Thingy(TM). (Maybe because it's so hard to remember the acronym, especially since they keep changing it)"

      Perhaps the progressive lengthening of the acronym is some kind of primitive buffer-overflow attak attempt by Congress...

      S

  28. How is this any different from... by qurob · · Score: 1

    When Sony has a Minidisc commercial, showing the guy sitting in his apartment, making a 'mix', and then hitting the street jammin' to his tunes?

    1. Re:How is this any different from... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Isn't that guy making a "mix" from CDs he owns? Not the same as downloaded music, my friend.

  29. The Hippie and His Singing Cow by TagrenHawk · · Score: 1

    Just saw the new commercial last night. They were singing some hip-hop song that I didn't recognize (it was not the Devo - Whip It).

    All I have to say is that it would be funnier if the cow could carry a freakin' tune! Man!

  30. Is It Just Me Or... by EXTomar · · Score: 2

    ...when you post something about "launching" and "cows" I picture a certain movie and catipulting bovines?

    1. Re:Is It Just Me Or... by blibbleblobble · · Score: 2

      Fetchez la vache!

    2. Re:Is It Just Me Or... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Run away! Run away!

  31. Editorials by Misch · · Score: 3, Informative

    For those of you keeping score at home, here's another one for the opposition of CBDTPA (or whatever they're calling it today)

    This one from eWeek

    enjoy

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    --You will rephrase your request for me to go to hell. Goto statements are not acceptable programming constructs
  32. I saw this last night by SkyLeach · · Score: 4, Funny

    On NBC while watching the Great Race. It was funny as hell.

    My wife rolled her eyes and it gave me the perfect chance to let her know *why* they were running that commercial.

    Now that Gateway has clearly chosen sides, I think we can start selling tickets to the battle royall:

    "In this corner weighing in at a puny few billion in stated revenues is MPAA, AOL/Time Warner/CNN, RIAA and the BSA. In the Far corner, weighing in at an incalcuable sum is Gateway, IBM, Sun, Dell, Apple and all the people. This ain't really gonna be a long fight folks so don't blink."

    --
    My $0.02 will always be worth more than your â0.02, so :-p
    1. Re:I saw this last night by chennes · · Score: 1

      "and the people"? Please - most of the population doesn't give a shit, or has no idea what's happening. "The people" aren't for or opposed to any legislation.

      Chris

    2. Re:I saw this last night by Torgo's+Pizza · · Score: 1

      Don't you mean The Amazing Race on CBS?

    3. Re:I saw this last night by LordNimon · · Score: 1

      Just because they don't know or understand the legislation doesn't mean they're not affected by it. The people are on our side, they just don't realize it.

      --
      And the men who hold high places must be the ones who start
      To mold a new reality... closer to the heart
    4. Re:I saw this last night by dakoda · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't say that's helpful at all.

      if there was to be a large fight, having thousands of extra people just walking around doing nothing would benefit neither side.

      by the time they realize what it means, it'll probably be too late.

    5. Re:I saw this last night by dinivin · · Score: 1

      The people are on our side, they just don't realize it.

      And you feel comfortable speaking for all the people of the United States? A bit arrogant, aren't we?

      Dinivin

    6. Re:I saw this last night by SkyLeach · · Score: 1

      Yes. My wife makes me watch it so as you can see I barely even remember the name. Some show on some TV station about a bunch of idiots running around the world and a network trying to make it look dramatic. :-)

      --
      My $0.02 will always be worth more than your â0.02, so :-p
    7. Re:I saw this last night by SkyLeach · · Score: 2

      The people will be on "our" side ( the side of the people who don't want DRM hardware/software) because of catchy commercials which slant the ability to copy as a "right".

      Anybody who watches those Gateway commercials, or anything like them, will immediately associate Gateway as standing up for the little guy, and side with them. Anyone smart enough to look deeper, will immediately side with "us" because DRM is invasive and inherantly problematic. It's a win-win situation so yes, the vast majority of public opinion will be on "our" side. :-)

      --
      My $0.02 will always be worth more than your â0.02, so :-p
    8. Re:I saw this last night by Zspdude · · Score: 1

      I'm a Canadian, and I'm curious. It isn't just your post that makes me say this, but a lot of stuff I've seen on /. and elsewhere. Does this bill have anything at all to do with US law or the constitution or anything legislatory in nature at all? Or is it just a big fight between mighty corporations who use congressmen and senators as their mindless pawns? I certainly hope and pray that the U.S. Legislation system hasn't come to that yet, but I can never be quite sure...

      --
      What's in a Sig?
  33. In other news..... by OzPhIsH · · Score: 1
    ...RIAA President Hillary Rosen has announced an initive to collect royalties on all dairy products sold in the US.

    "Its about time something was done to combat the evil practice of 'cow milking' that millions of people and cows partake every day. We grossly overpaid one of our interns to sit in front of a cow all day and milk as much as they could. They were able to produce an astounding 10,000 squeezes. This clearly represents the actual habits of every cow user and results in Billions of dollars lost to our cherished artists. Soon we hope to lobby for legislation that requires all cows to have a milking-rights management genetically imprinted. Only then will be able to truely protect our artists and stop this most evil virus among us." Senator Ernest "Fritz" Hollings plans to introduce such a bill later this week.

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    "To lead the people, you must walk behind them"

  34. emusic? by bilbobuggins · · Score: 2, Insightful

    anyone catch the link in one of the info windows to emusic?
    apparently this is one of gateways 'partners' and a 'good place to download music legally' or something like that.
    anyone know anything about them?

    1. Re:emusic? by Nurlman · · Score: 2, Informative

      Emusic.com is one of the first companies to Get it Right(tm).

      They've struck deals with artists and/or labels to provide subscirbers with unlimited downloads of good-quality, non-crippled mp3's. Subscribers pay in the ballpark of $15 a month, and royalties get paid to labels out of those funds based on the number of downloads a track has.

      The doenside is that their catalog is sketchy, since only those labels willing to offer their wares up on such an expirmental basis participate. They Might Be Giants are one of the biggest names, making almost their entire catalog available. There are also some offerings from Elvis Costello, Matador Records, and a few other prominent names, along with lots of people you've never heard of, but who are cross-referenced to similar, well-known bands, allowing easy sampling of content suitable to your tastes.

      Even if their offerings are only mildly interesting to you, I encourage you to subscribe for a few months. Success by emusic.com might help open the eyes of the bigger labels to an online business model that actually works.

    2. Re:emusic? by MsGeek · · Score: 2

      eMusic is 0wned by Vivendi/Universal. Figure it out. They aren't our friends.

      --
      Knowledge is power. Knowledge shared is power multiplied.
    3. Re:emusic? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      eMusic wasn't always owned by Vivendi/Universal.

      Starting with their lawsuit against Napster, the record companies have managed to coopt all three of the companies that had potential to turn into large online competitors.

      Napster - Sued into oblivion for contributory infringement, will be just another "pay for copy-protection-up-the-wazoo" site if it ever reopens.

      MP3.com - Sued over Beam-It / Instant Listening, then bought up by Vivendi Universal. The deal for artists reportedly got worse after the buyout. Note that before the lawsuits, MP3.com made a big deal out of fighting for its users' rights, etc., but when push came to shove, it did NOT appeal the court ruling, and it DID settle out of cash that it had already reserved for that purpose ahead of time.

      eMusic.com - Bought up by Vivendi Universal. (I guess that eMusic.com wasn't doing anything that would have allowed the record companies to beat it up in court first.)

    4. Re:emusic? by Kwil · · Score: 1

      So what are you saying? If an RIAA company by some miracle got a change of directorship and started putting out decent quality, low cost, unrestricted copies over the internet, we should still be fighting them because they're part of the RIAA? For what?

      Support those organizations that are doing it right so that those who are doing it wrong see somewhere else to go.

      --

      That Jesus Christ guy is getting some terrible lag... it took him 3 days to respawn! -NJ CoolBreeze

  35. To celebrate Gateway's decision by Kasmiur · · Score: 1

    i say we all goto Mcdonalds or burger king and order a hamburger:-)

    I am glad someone major is bringing more attention to that bill and the attempt to get it passed. the more the general public knows the better.

    --
    -THIS SPACE FOR RENT!
    1. Re:To celebrate Gateway's decision by Kredal · · Score: 2, Funny

      And EAT the Gateway cow? You sadist!

      No, head on over to Chick-Fil-A and "Eat mor chikin"

      That supports cow rights. (:

      --
      Whoever stated that signature sizes should be limited to one hundred and twenty characters can just go ahead and kiss my
    2. Re:To celebrate Gateway's decision by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually I am more likely to go to Ben & Jerry. Milk cow do not produces high quality beef.

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  37. Jesus H. Christo! Two things.... by Timmeh · · Score: 1
    From the Yahoo/Reuters news story:
    The country's fourth-largest computer maker is taking to the airwaves in a bid to rally consumers against a copyright-protection bill that would prevent computers from playing pirated movies and music.
    If the people at Reuters really think that is all this bill will do they are sorely misinformed.

    From the Wired Article:

    "If only they would devote a little bit of the millions of dollars they're spending on this ad campaign to help stop illegal downloading ... but that wouldn't help them sell more CD burners, would it," said Hilary Rosen, CEO of the Recording Industry Association of America.
    If only you would actually go after these supposed 'pirates' in the first place instead of trying to buy yourself laws. How many piracy rings have they busted up? How many IPs have they logged from music sharing programs? None? Or at least they choose not to even try to enforce them. I'll give them their damn law (over my dad body) when they actually try to enforce the ones already on the books dammit. And why the hell is the tech sector responsible for stopping this? Is my local baby bell responsible for stopping illegal activities from being planned over phone lines? Why don't we sue car companies for allowing drunk drivers on the road. I would really like to know where they get the balls to get off thinking piracy is someone elses problem. I really and truly do.
    1. Re:Jesus H. Christo! Two things.... by hudsonhawk · · Score: 1

      Obviously they've decided its a lot cheaper to just make somebody else pay to implement this (impossible to implement) bill. Think about it, all of the costs go to the manufacturers, as well as all of the liability.

      Either that, or maybe they have some dvd-like "secure" medium already in development. It'd be just with dvd, except that this bill would mandate this as the de facto standard - suddenly even non-RIAA artists would have to give royalty kickbacks to the RIAA for using their platform, just like independent films must with the MPAA for dvd.

      I also have to wonder if this would help the RIAA write off their fictionalized "losses" from piracy. Where do they get these ridiculous numbers from, anyway? (Number-of-MP3s-downloaded-each-year + Number-of-blank-cds-sold-each-year) * $18.95 = net-losses-due-to-piracy

      (Its almost as bad as the companies that claim hundreds of millions of dollars in losses from a web defacement - how much do they pay the guy per hour who has to restore their backup image from the tape drive???)

  38. The Crux by BoBaBrain · · Score: 1

    "It's up to all of us to make buying music about as easy as stealing it," Williams said.

    When will music companies learn that they can make money out of the MP3s? When we start giving them money for MP3s.
    We can rant on all we like against their policies and get nowhere, but slip them a few bucks for music and they'll take notice.

    --
    I am a Karma Library.
  39. Mahatma Ghandi knows all about this: by Jucius+Maximus · · Score: 5, Funny

    From Hollings's Point of View:

    "First, they attack you.
    Then they laugh at you.
    Then they moo at you.
    Then they win."

  40. They are allies, not friends by ThePlague · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Where interests coincide, support. Where conflict, oppose. It's very simple. There are no "good guys" and "bad guys", just different people and groups of people with varied agendas. They do not have to be exactly like you, and insisting that unless they tow your line all the way down the line they are enemies is rather childish.

    Hell, I've got about zero respect for Gateway products. They have effectively filled the consumer space crappy OEM PC manufacturer vacated by Packard Bell. But, at least they realize that stringent hardware requirements mandated by the government are not in their best interests. As this conicides with mine, yeah I'll support them by pointing out the issues they are bringing to light to the less tech-savvy. Doesn't mean I'll be recommending their products any time soon.

    1. Re:They are allies, not friends by Danse · · Score: 2

      I agree that, in general, where corporations are concerned, there are no "good guys", but there are most certainly "bag guys." Those would be the ones that put profit over human life, health, and welfare. Not all corporations do this, and not all do it brazenly, but those that do can certainly be considered "bad guys."

      --
      It's not enough to bash in heads, you've got to bash in minds. - Captain Hammer
    2. Re:They are allies, not friends by NeMon'ess · · Score: 2

      You sounded very much like The Plague in Hackers. "There is only fun, and boring."

    3. Re:They are allies, not friends by ThePlague · · Score: 0

      Oh, god, that moronic movie! People make the not unreasonable assumption that my nom de net was inspired by that lame character. I won't bore you with the story, but suffice it to say I had the name several years before the movie's appearance.

    4. Re:They are allies, not friends by Party+Remover · · Score: 1

      Hell, I've got about zero respect for Gateway products. They have effectively filled the consumer space crappy OEM PC manufacturer vacated by Packard Bell.

      FYI, Gateway won Consumer Reports' 2002 OEM PC comparison a few months back, gaining high marks for build quality and reliability, among other things.

      I own one, and I'd buy another.

    5. Re:They are allies, not friends by ThePlague · · Score: 0

      I did not know that, and I generally have respect for CR. However, I know that many of Gateway's products are finicky about upgrades, particularly RAM, requiring very specific modules to operate correctly. I don't know why this is, but suspect poor tolerances on subpar motherboard manufacturing. I don't know who makes their boards, so I guess in a sense it's not their fault, but they are the ones that ultimately chose suppliers.

      At least, that was the case for models up to about two years ago; maybe they have improved.

    6. Re:They are allies, not friends by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      HACK THE GIBSON

      lameness filter talkin' about my lameness filter. Oh you just can't beat-'er, talking 'bout my lameness filter... cha cha cha!

    7. Re:They are allies, not friends by nexthec · · Score: 1

      they have definatly improved, I had a gateway, A Dell, and a Gateway. I have to say that the dell has as many issues with chrashing, whoever the gateway has had more DOA or warranty parts (monitor, video card fan, and a mouse) I RMA'ed everything (including the 5 dollar MS mouse, and had 100 percent success rate with the gateway service people.

  41. Head of Nail, meet Hammer... by somethingwicked · · Score: 3, Interesting

    It shouldn't.

    HOWEVER, indirectly, things will trickle out of legislation such as this that will affect legal users-

    Maybe ISPs will start filtering for all MP3s due to fear of legal action or the such...

    --

    ---"What did I say that sounded like 'Tell me about your day?'"---

    1. Re:Head of Nail, meet Hammer... by warpSpeed · · Score: 2

      It is hard to filter out encrypted connections. The only thing that this bill will serve to do is force the use of FreeNet (and others) and HTTPS. At that point the ability of the Govt and ISPs to "monitor" their clients is moot.

      How long until all P2P connections are encrypted? This is spy vs. spy, and a tremendous waste of effort by the RIAA/MPAA.

      ~Sean

    2. Re:Head of Nail, meet Hammer... by ethereal · · Score: 1

      If they can get the government to mandate DRM, they can easily get it to outlaw HTTPS, or mandate a replacement for HTTPS (call it MS-HTTPS) which includes hooks that allow the user's session to be monitored. No man's life or property are safe while the legislature's in session, and no man's freedom is safe while private industry is writing the legislation.

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      Your right to not believe: Americans United for Separation of Church and

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  43. RIAA Quote by aaarrrgggh · · Score: 1
    If only they would devote a little bit of the millions of dollars they're spending on this ad campaign to help stop illegal downloading ... but that wouldn't help them sell more CD burners, would it.
    Hilary Rosen, CEO of the Recording Industry Association of America.
    Gee, if only the RIAA would devote a little bit of the millions of dollars they're spending on campaigning for legislation, maybe they could actually develop a plan for giving consumers what they want!
  44. Respect by f00zbll · · Score: 1

    Gateway isn't a perfect company by any measure, but atleast in this particular case, supporting consumers and making money are in alignment. The RIAA has ceased to respect the consumer. Make that all major record labels no longer respect the consumer. Their folly will result in the death or at minimum a shock to their industry. Some punk kids will rise and de-thrown the current crop of lamer pop BS idiots.

  45. Why Gateway? by Boone^ · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Gateway is a struggling PC manufacturer. Why can't a few tech companies with deeper pockets spend money for this quest? I admire what they're doing, hopefully people buy a Cow next time they're buying a pre-built box so their $$ isn't spent without a return.

    1. Re:Why Gateway? by eaddict · · Score: 2

      I bought a Gateway awhile back and have been very happy with it. I am upset that GW has dropped AMD as a processor. I am happy that GW is doing something against this stupid legislation. I still don't know if I would buy another GW PC though.... and I am in the market for 2 for my kiddos.

      --
      "If you are on fire you can just stop, drop, and roll. If you fall into Lava you are just dead." - my 5yr old daughter
    2. Re:Why Gateway? by blibbleblobble · · Score: 2

      When I was looking for a computer, Gateway refused to sell me anything other than a complete system.

      "But I already have a monitor... and pentablet, and keyboard, and printer, and software"

      "But you must buy the system. It is your destiny"

    3. Re:Why Gateway? by Dephex+Twin · · Score: 2
      Why can't a few tech companies with deeper pockets spend money for this quest?

      Apple's got something like $4 billion sitting around, as well as a hardcore cult following, so I'd say they are a pretty good company to have on our side.

      mark
      --

      If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe. -- Carl Sagan
  46. Computer-Manufacturers Will Finish MP3 Revolution by ltsmash · · Score: 1

    Now that Dell, Gateway, and others have started issuing cd-burners as standard equipment, you will start to see the 55 year old casual user burning CDs. For a long time, email was only used by tech-savvy people, until computer-manufacturers like Compaq started making computers "internet ready". What's going to happen when the manufacturers start making computers "cd-burning ready"?

  47. Finally? by Arcturax · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Apple computer realized this a good while back. Steve Jobs himself even came out and said that the RIAA is wasting its time and money on this as no matter what they do, hard core pirates will find a way to steal music.

    Gateway is only following Apple's lead, just the way the rest of the PC industry often follows their lead. Granted this is a good thing this time :)

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    --Won't that be grand? Computers and the programs will start thinking and the people will stop. - Dr. Walter Gibbs
    1. Re:Finally? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What do you mean, "this time"? Apple should be in the lead. It's manifest destiny or something.

  48. More FUD from the RIAA by thesolo · · Score: 5, Informative

    "If only they would devote a little bit of the millions of dollars they're spending on this ad campaign to help stop illegal downloading ... but that wouldn't help them sell more CD burners, would it," said Hilary Rosen

    <sarcasm>Yes, because all CD burners are sold to make discs full of illegally downloaded music!</sarcasm>

    Maybe if the RIAA would price their CDs more reasonably, actually give money to their artists, and stop the overwhelming and unnecessary homogenization of the music which they promote to (read: push on) the public, people wouldn't be so inclined to download music.

    1. Re:More FUD from the RIAA by rudedog · · Score: 4, Insightful

      More importantly, where does the RIAA get off on expecting other companies to spend money to solve the RIAA's piracy problem? If a company sells products that allow consumers to partake in legal activities, why shouldn't that company be able to advertise those products? More importantly, why does the RIAA seem to think that they should be able to prevent that?

    2. Re:More FUD from the RIAA by startled · · Score: 2

      Exactly. If the RIAA would devote a little bit of the millions of dollars they're spending on their intimidation tactics and lobbying to come up with attractive alternatives and marketing those alternatives....

      How is it the record labels aren't even operating like normal businesses in this arena? Find out what the customer is willing to pay for, provide it, market it. How much have you heard about PressPlay or whatever the fuck their thing is called? And from what you've heard about it, how much does it sound like anything you'd want to use?

      Gateway, OTOH, is actually trying to operate like a capitalist business. "Hey, this is what our product does. Pretty cool, huh? You want it, right? Buy it!" The labels do that just fine with conventional distribution methods. How is it that in their hysteria over digital distribution, the word capitalism seems to have fallen out of their dictionary? Unfortunately they didn't lose up through E; they still have extortion.

    3. Re:More FUD from the RIAA by mttlg · · Score: 2

      What, you expect Hilary Rosen to make sense? Now, unless the commercial I saw last night is atypical of the ad campaign, Gateway is promoting the legal downloading (and subsequent fair use) of music. The more legal copies people make, the less time they have to make illegal copies, helping to "stop illegal downloading," while also helping Gateway to sell more CD burners. Of course, then people will be listening to (and buying) less of the RIAA's music, so I can understand why Ms. Rosen would be upset. Too bad she can't just admit that competition and control over the legal use of content are the real issues here and not the piracy smokescreen she keeps trying to push...

    4. Re:More FUD from the RIAA by sulli · · Score: 2

      And if Hilary Rosen spent a little bit of the millions of dollars she spends on lawyers buying me beer, it would make me happy, too! Makes just about as much sense as her moronic comment.

      --

      sulli
      RTFJ.
    5. Re:More FUD from the RIAA by Sabalon · · Score: 3, Funny

      Yes, because all CD burners are sold to make discs full of illegally downloaded music

      Bull. I use mine to make discs full of illegally downloaded software and movies.

    6. Re:More FUD from the RIAA by MillionthMonkey · · Score: 2

      "If only they would devote a little bit of the millions of dollars they're spending on this ad campaign to help stop illegal downloading ... but that wouldn't help them sell more CD burners, would it," said Hilary Rosen.

      Why is it the technology industry's responsibility to "help stop illegal downloading" anyway? Isn't that the entertainment industry's perogative?

    7. Re:More FUD from the RIAA by gnovos · · Score: 2

      Nail right on the head! If a department store is having trouble with shoplifting, THEY have to pay for the buzzers and sensors. they do NOT get to legislate that the clothing manufaturers make "unstealable" clothes.

      --
      "Your superior intellect is no match for our puny weapons!"
    8. Re:More FUD from the RIAA by gnovos · · Score: 2

      Maybe if the RIAA would price their CDs more reasonably

      Hmm, has there even been an ATTEMPT at lowering CD prices? Wow, I don't think that there even was!

      --
      "Your superior intellect is no match for our puny weapons!"
  49. Pot calling Kettle something or another by ziriyab · · Score: 1
    from the Wired article (the better of the two, should've been linked first):
    "If only they would devote a little bit of the millions of dollars they're spending on this ad campaign to help stop illegal downloading ... but that wouldn't help them sell more CD burners, would it," said Hilary Rosen, CEO of the Recording Industry Association of America.

    If only the RIAA would devote a little bit of the millions of dollars they're spending of buying politicians to help promote legal downloading of music or reducing CD prices..."

    But seriously, I like seeing greedy capitalists go after each other's throats. Of course it's often like Mothra and Godzilla fighting: the rest of the city gets destroyed in the process, but we don't really count. There's more of us consumers born every minute.

  50. Grammar Nazi Alert by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    the proper phrase is "toe the line" as in the sort of regimented conformity achieved when everyone gets in formation like good little mindless drones.

  51. What ticks me off... by s390 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    is the broad adoption of Jack Valenti's misnomer "piracy" to denote "unauthorized copying." It's an improper usage of an emotionally loaded word and it unfairly biases the audience, albeit in a subtle way, every time it's used, even by journalists and others in support of Fair Use. It's like the popular but WRONG equation of "hacker" with "cracker" - which is also gleefully promoted by all those authoritarian a**holes who would like nothing better than to enslave us all to the RIAA and MPAA.

    Real "piracy" is rape, pillage, and murder on the high seas or some remote godforsaken mountain pass or desert wadi. It still happens in the seas around Indonesia and Malaysia, and in the Caribbean, and it still happens on land in places like Africa and continental Asia. To equate sampling a piece of music by MP3 prior to deciding to purchase it with "piracy" is all so over-the-top hysterical that it would be merely comical if it hadn't gotten widespread currency.

    Jack Valenti and Hillary Rosen should have their mouths washed out with soap for hammering on this to the point that even their opponents adopted their skewed language.

    1. Re:What ticks me off... by GriffX · · Score: 1

      Real "piracy" is rape, pillage, and murder on the high seas or some remote godforsaken mountain pass or desert wadi.

      Ah, somebody else who went to see RMS at the DNC the other day :)

      --
      These comments and opinions are mine and mine alone, although they shouldn't be.
    2. Re:What ticks me off... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      "To equate sampling a piece of music by MP3 prior to deciding to purchase it with "piracy" is all so over-the-top hysterical that it would be merely comical if it hadn't gotten widespread currency."

      I hate to ask this (again) but do you honestly believe that the majority of people who download MP3's actually intend to buy the album you claim they are "sampling"?

      I'm not defending the RIAA's position here; their tactics are as unreasonable as any I've seen. But much of the RIAA's opposition is based on the false premise that most people use MP3's legally.

      Maybe if both sides stopped taking shots at each other with increasingly absurd charges, they might be able to come together and come up with a reasonable solution to illegal music 'sharing' that doesn't infringe on the rights of legitimate users.

    3. Re:What ticks me off... by GuyFromAccounting · · Score: 1

      So "piracy" is an emotionally laden term but "fair use" isn't?

    4. Re:What ticks me off... by s390 · · Score: 2

      "Real "piracy" is rape, pillage, and murder on the high seas or some remote godforsaken mountain pass or desert wadi."

      Ah, somebody else who went to see RMS at the DNC the other day :)

      I didn't, actually. But it doesn't surprise me that RMS thinks clearly about the abuse of language.

      Microsoft attempts similar redefinitions of words like "innovation" (crush, buy and bury, steal, lock out any competition with proprietary "embrace and extend") and "trustworthy computing" (trust us, and only us, and don't reveal flaws or exploits or workarounds, because those all badly embarrass us). It's sickening, and what's worse is that unthinking people (most everyone) seem to fall for it! Makes me think: herd of sheep!

    5. Re:What ticks me off... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      is the broad adoption of Jack Valenti's misnomer "piracy" to denote "unauthorized copying."

      Why are you crediting Valenti for "piracy"? The term was in wide use already back in '80s. Hell, I personally remember dialing to "Pirate BBS" in 1989 hoping to find pirated games.

      Real "piracy" is rape, pillage, and murder on the high seas or some remote godforsaken mountain pass or desert wadi.

      Mountain pass? Desert wadi? Are you aware that in its original meaning "piracy" ment specifically seaborne robbing?

    6. Re:What ticks me off... by Dephex+Twin · · Score: 2
      But much of the RIAA's opposition is based on the false premise that most people use MP3's legally.

      I don't think it's like that exactly (sure, some people mistakenly say that). It's more that the music industry wants to charge $17.99 for a CD, and doesn't give consumers any even halfway-decent way to download music from the Internet and enjoy it. I think the argument is that most people, when given the chance, will go the honest route. But there's no real way to do that.

      And I think anyone who says that the majority of MP3 downloading right now is legal is not going to be taken seriously by the opposition.

      mark
      --

      If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe. -- Carl Sagan
    7. Re:What ticks me off... by Dephex+Twin · · Score: 2
      Mountain pass? Desert wadi? Are you aware that in its original meaning "piracy" ment specifically seaborne robbing?

      Right. Sounds like he's talking more about vikings than pirates.

      mark
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      If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe. -- Carl Sagan
    8. Re:What ticks me off... by s390 · · Score: 2

      GuyFromAccounting whinged: So "piracy" is an emotionally laden term but "fair use" isn?t?

      Fair Use is an accepted legal term for limited quotation of copyrighted writings, personal backup of software and media content, and time/space shifting of same.

      In the case of "Fair Use" the emotional connotation is orthogonal with the meaning and, well... fair. With "piracy" though, the emotional baggage is so far out of proportion with the act denoted (and the actual "harm" incurred) as to be simply ludicrous.

      Does that make it a little clearer for you now under those green eyeshades?

    9. Re:What ticks me off... by Tsian · · Score: 1

      Not to nitpick, but language evolves. The use of 'Piracy' is now perfectly justified when applied to people who steal copyrighted work.

      Heck, maybe we should find a new name for Computers?

      In fact, I believe 'Cracker' really refers to a flour based food product, and this horrible misuse in the computer world serves nothing more then to dilute the good name of this noble food product!

    10. Re:What ticks me off... by Danse · · Score: 2

      Of course the majority of MP3 downloading is illegal. That doesn't mean that artists aren't being compensated justly though. If I download some songs, and they're crap that I listen to once and then delete, I don't see why the artist (or the RIAA) should be compensated by me. On the other hand, I've found several bands that I'd never heard of before (and one that is now my all-time favorite band and I've bought every CD they've published so far, and I'm eagerly awaiting their next one this summer) and I've bought quite a few CDs as a result. Given my own experience, I find it a bit harder to believe that P2P services are quite as devastating to the RIAA and MPAA as they would have us believe. I think they're trying to pin the effects of the recession on P2P services. When Napster was in its prime, CD sales were still on the rise, breaking records in fact.

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    11. Re:What ticks me off... by Rogerborg · · Score: 3, Informative
      • "piracy" [is] an improper usage of an emotionally loaded word

      Unfortunately, it's a perfectly proper usage, according to both Merriam-Webster and Dictionary.com.

      • the unauthorized use of another's production, invention, or conception especially in infringement of a copyright [Merriam-Webster]
      • The unauthorized use or reproduction of copyrighted or patented material: software piracy. [Dictionary.com]

      No, I don't like it either, and use "sharing" by preference. But the usage has changed right under our noses.

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    12. Re:What ticks me off... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought "cracker" was a (anti-white) racial slur.

    13. Re:What ticks me off... by Danse · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      At least his definition of piracy showed most of the traits of what the term originally described. Only the location was different. That the term was perverted to mean something utterly incomparable to the original meaning is just... well.. perverse.

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    14. Re:What ticks me off... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And if he's so progressive as to include the updated meaning of piracy (highway robbery, etc), then he should also be very happy to know that every single modern dictionary also includes 'unauthorized copying' in the definition.

    15. Re:What ticks me off... by Dephex+Twin · · Score: 2

      Don't get me wrong, when I said it was mostly illegal, I didn't mean that people were screwing over the artists, I just meant that most of what people do is actually "illegal", so proponents of MP3s shouldn't claim otherwise.

      My point is this behavior could become legal if the music industry really tried to work with the process instead of against it.

      I definitely bought more CDs back in the Napster heyday... probably 5 a month. Now, the only CD I got in the past 6+ months was a Christmas gift. Not that everybody operates this way, but going with this has got to be better than against it, in which case they absolutely *won't* stop anyone.

      mark

      mark

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    16. Re:What ticks me off... by Migrant+Programmer · · Score: 1

      Oh, please. You make it sound like Jack Valenti was the first to refer to copyright violation as piracy. The term has been used in that context for at least ten years, perhaps longer. It was well entrenched in the world of computers before the wholesale copyright violation of music on PCs was even possible.

      Perhaps you're not familiar with the English language, and I'd let you off for that. For your information, many English words have more than one meaning. For example, a "hooker" is defined as either "one who hooks" (e.g. making rugs) or a prostitute. No competent English speaker would equate the two definitions. As you get more familiar with the English language, your reading comprehension skills will enable you to figure out what definition is appropriate based on the context of usage.

      I find it quite astonishing you got moderated up so high for that comment; but this is Slashdot, after all.

    17. Re:What ticks me off... by pogen · · Score: 2
      "piracy" [is] an improper usage of an emotionally loaded word
      [...]
      No, I don't like it either, and use "sharing" by preference.

      While you're looking up definitions, take a look at "share" and explain to me how it is any more accurate than "piracy." Sharing is something that makes you a good little boy or girl when you're in pre-school. It has just as many emotionally positive connotations as "piracy" has negative ones.

      Personally, I think "piracy" is the more accurate term. We're talking about an illegal activity, so there *should* be a negative color to the words used to describe it.

      At least call it *illegal* sharing.

    18. Re:What ticks me off... by pjrc · · Score: 2
      Real "piracy" is rape, pillage, and murder on the high seas or some remote godforsaken mountain pass or desert wadi.

      You have a point, so I wandered over to dictionary.com to look up "piracy".

      To save you a mouse click, here is is:

        1. Robbery committed at sea.
        2. A similar act of robbery, as the hijacking of an airplane.
      1. The unauthorized use or reproduction of copyrighted or patented material: software piracy.
      2. The operation of an unlicensed, illegal radio or television station.
    19. Re:What ticks me off... by kindbud · · Score: 2

      There is a completely proper word that should be used instead of piracy: bootlegging. It has a negative connotation, but with the gravity of a traffic violation, rather than rape, murder, and pillaging. That is a far more appropriate term, IMO.

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    20. Re:What ticks me off... by Fizgig · · Score: 1

      Even, better the OED, which lists the first usage of "piracy" in the copyright sense as 1771. Jack Velenti is not quite that old.

    21. Re:What ticks me off... by Zarquon · · Score: 2

      I think 'cracker' in computer terms came from 'safe-cracker'.. you know, the ones that blow themselves up trying to get into bank vaults?

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    22. Re:What ticks me off... by Dog-Cow · · Score: 1

      "Piracy" in its original (and real) definition has nothing to do with copyright violation. This term is used to describe such crimes entirely because of the image this invokes of people that violate copyright. "Fair use" is a description of a legal doctrine relating to copyright, and is actually used in legal documents relating to copyright cases, if my understanding is correct.

      So yes, one is an emotionally laden term, and the other is not.

    23. Re:What ticks me off... by Dirtside · · Score: 2

      A good way to remind yourself of how silly it is to compare copyright violations with robbery and murder is to say, (pirate voice) "Arrrr!" every time someone says the word "piracy" to mean "copyright violation".

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    24. Re:What ticks me off... by Rimbo · · Score: 2

      You're all doom and gloom about this. There's a happier side to this story.

      The thing is, the overloaded use of a word tends to lessen the impact of the word and its meaning and impact. "Piracy" has impact today, but tomorrow, it won't hit people as hard -- especially when they realize that what Valenti means by "piracy" -- making copies of movies and music you already own for your own personal use -- is something that is explicitly legal, and everyone does. This growing realization among the public will make the word mean a whole lot less in this context. And then people fighting off genuine copyright rip-off schemes will have to find a better word, because nobody will give a damn about "piracy."

      The same thing has happened to a lot of words. Now that enough people have used "rape" to refer to more mundane violations, it doesn't have the violent and horrible impact that genuine rape has. And "masturbation" used to be a guaranteed way to get folks to blush in public, until we started discussing such thing more openly -- a casualty of AIDS.

      But in the meantime, other words get new meanings and become a lot stronger when they get new meanings in a cultural context. Like "postal," as in, "I'm gonna go postal if I get one more MAKE MONEY FAST spam!" :)

    25. Re:What ticks me off... by ahde · · Score: 2

      only cracker has been a type of food for over a hundred years and has only been associated with hacking in the past decade. Whereas hacking itself has been used to mean "hacking into" computer systems at least as long as "hacking on" them.

    26. Re:What ticks me off... by ahde · · Score: 2

      sorry, that's restricted knowledge. I'm not able to partake of the information in your hyperlink.

    27. Re:What ticks me off... by ahde · · Score: 2

      I don't think you could find anyone who equates hooking with making rugs, or would understand it, even in the specific context.

      Of course, "hooking" isn't a legitimate substitute for "prostitution" to most people either. "Hooker" may equate with "prostitute" but the connotation doesn't translate grammatically to a present participle verb.

    28. Re:What ticks me off... by ahde · · Score: 2

      why don't you look at the legal definition of piracy? There were certain conditions that had to be met to be convicted of "piracy", just like there are legal differences between manslaughter and murder.

    29. Re:What ticks me off... by s390 · · Score: 2

      I find it quite astonishing you got moderated up so high for that comment; but this is Slashdot, after all.

      As though I give a flying f*ck about moderation. If you'd bothered to check my user page, you'd have seen that I'm karma-capped at 50. (This sometimes drops a little after I can't forebear flaming some idiot who really needs it, for his/her own good. But a couple of days always seems to put me right back up there. Yet, that's a different rant....)

      So, when was the first use of the term "piracy" to refer to "unauthorized copying?" Was it Chief Software Architect Bill in his famous "Open Letter to Hobbyists?" No? I'd bet you a lunch that it was first used by the recording industry shills - if not Valenti, then another of that ilk. But I'd guess it was Valenti - he's been around almost forever.

      And... my high-school SAT score in English was 800, i.e., perfect. What was yours? Have you pulled down $1-10K _per page_ for professional writing? I have, and I continue to do so, consistently. Get out of my face about writing, kid. I've forgotten more about writing than you'll ever learn. Want to give me a hard time about writing? Pack a lunch.

      Oh, and why that comment got moderated up... simply the case that a couple of people with moderator points happened to agree with me. Misusing the word "piracy" to label even illegal copying dilutes the meaning of that term (as others have noted). But real "piracy" involves killing people, taking their boats (or merchant ships, which also still happens), and I'll be damned before I'll accept the newspeak definition that Merriam-Webster and Dictionary.com publish. It's inaccurate, and it's just plain f*cking wrong!

      Personally, I'd like to see someone show the RIAA and MPAA some _real_ piracy. Maybe then they'd be a bit more careful about how they abuse language and customers.

    30. Re:What ticks me off... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      is the broad adoption of Jack Valenti's misnomer "piracy" to denote "unauthorized copying." It's an improper usage of an emotionally loaded word and it unfairly biases the audience,

      What I'd like to see is the adoption of the term "legal terrorism" to describe all acts of (ab)using the law to prevent people from legal acts.

    31. Re:What ticks me off... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      "masturbation" used to be a guaranteed way to get folks to blush in public

      Oh, I wouldn't be so sure. When I "masturbate" in public, I certainly blush, as do many people who watch!

    32. Re:What ticks me off... by Migrant+Programmer · · Score: 1

      The earliest references I can find go back as far as Google's newsgroup archives. Here are a few from 1981/1982:

      piracy

      pirate

      The term has certainly been in use for over twenty years. I'd bet you that same lunch that it was first used by copyright violaters themselves, looking to add a romantic gloss to their activities.

      Face it, the English language changes. What does the word "piracy" bring to mind to most 21st century English speakers? Either swashbuckling outlaws on the high seas of the 1600's, or copyright violation. Sure, piracy on the seas still happens today, but it rarely affects the average Westerner. Does it bother you that personnel recruiters are called headhunters? There's nothing inherently bad about dysphemisms.

      I did not say you had writing problems, I said that if that was the case, I didn't blame you.

  52. What's Your Beef? by Wintersmute · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Because surely, there's nothing more persuasive that some good clean, bovine thinking.

    Why is it that Americans aren't persuaded by the voice of reason, but a talking hamburger really helps you see things straight?

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    1. Re:What's Your Beef? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Why is it that Americans aren't persuaded by the voice of reason, but a talking hamburger really helps you see things straight?

      Because America doens't like you. Therefore they exhibit "odd" behavior just to piss YOU off.

    2. Re:What's Your Beef? by zer0*ryok0 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      i believe its more or less just a marketing gimmick, than a voice of reason.

      though they would have you believe otherwise.

      gateway only gives a damn cause it might affect their sales on this particular computer model.

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    3. Re:What's Your Beef? by Stonehand · · Score: 2

      We're conditioned to think of Holsteins (as opposed to, say, Jerseys) as funny, for some strange reason. Of course, we're also conditioned to eat them...

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    4. Re:What's Your Beef? by ethereal · · Score: 1

      Holsteins: because spots are funny.

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    5. Re:What's Your Beef? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Of course, we're also conditioned to eat them...

      No, we are not 'conditioned' to eat meat. Humans are born meat eaters; eating flesh is much more instinctive than, say growing corn is.

    6. Re:What's Your Beef? by angelo · · Score: 1

      Humans are not born meat eaters, they are born omnivores. They also have to build up the enzyme necessary to process meat, which takes a bit of time. Oh, and how is picking berries in the woods (which grow naturally, just like corn) less natural than figuring out another moving creature is edible? Mans first instinct was to forage, not hunt.

    7. Re:What's Your Beef? by ScumBiker · · Score: 2

      If we weren't intended to eat animals, why are they made out of meat? *ducks*

      I think Gateway is trying to get some goodwill among geeks, along with educating the public and of course advertising their wares. I say good for them. We need more tech companies bitching about this insidious bill.

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    8. Re:What's Your Beef? by laserjet · · Score: 2, Offtopic

      Vegetarian: Indian word for "bad hunter"

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    9. Re:What's Your Beef? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You know, cows grow naturally, too.

      We started out picking off insects, for what it's worth.

    10. Re:What's Your Beef? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If we weren't intended to eat animals, why are they made out of meat? *ducks*

      Ducks are made of meat too? Why don't we eat more ducks? ;)

    11. Re:What's Your Beef? by rot26 · · Score: 1

      That's life in a free market economy.

      Be happy that somebody with larger pockets than you is doing something about it, no matter what their reason might be.

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    12. Re:What's Your Beef? by Kintanon · · Score: 2

      Why do people get all hung up on motivation? If someone is doing something Good then it doesn't matter WHY they are doing it, the act is still Good. If someone is doing something Bad, the same applies, even if they have a pure and just motivation the act itself is still Bad.

      Kintanon

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    13. Re:What's Your Beef? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Number 23, last time I looked. France is at #1.

    14. Re:What's Your Beef? by ahde · · Score: 2

      gateway may be pushing to become a record label.

      Buy a gateway computer and get 12 MP3 albums for a penny, cancel your subscription anytime you want. Free streaming broadcasts live from Tokyo, Bucharest, and Melboune to benefit the FSF.

      I'd sign with them.

    15. Re:What's Your Beef? by ahde · · Score: 2

      that's how come all the vegans have bottles of bean-o?

    16. Re:What's Your Beef? by ahde · · Score: 2

      they got my goodwill.

      Do you know if I can buy a dual proc (AMD or Intel) 1U rack server from gateway?

    17. Re:What's Your Beef? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Why do people get all hung up on motivation? If someone is doing something Good then it doesn't matter WHY they are doing it, the act is still Good.

      +1, More Insightful Than Its Parent

    18. Re:What's Your Beef? by airlie · · Score: 1
    19. Re:What's Your Beef? by ichimunki · · Score: 1

      I think Gateway is trying to get some goodwill among geeks, along with educating the public and of course advertising their warez? ;)

      They'd better be careful, or the BSA/MPAA/RIAA/FBI will have someone to pick on besides college kids!

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    20. Re:What's Your Beef? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually we were first scavengers, then hunters.
      Both probably came pretty naturally, hunting is just a bit harder.

      And an omnivore is a 'meat eater', just one that also eats plants.

    21. Re:What's Your Beef? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ducks are made of meat too? Why don't we eat more ducks? ;)

      Ducks are made of wood, same as witches.

    22. Re:What's Your Beef? by Sj0 · · Score: 2

      I think motives are being scrutinized more than ever because too many times, companies would do something which seemed good, only to have something truly evil come out of it. After letting their guard down and having some joker deliver a jab to the ribs, people are wary of motive because it demonstrates what could happen in the future.

      For example: If MS decided to embrace Linux. Sure, by itself, a company embracing Linux would be a good thing. The problem is that we all know Microsoft has motives which include crushing all competitors, even if it means allying with such an enemy first. Many people would be very wary of such a move.

      Such paranoia just extends naturally to anything a large, immortal, rich entity who is virtually immune to the law.

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    23. Re:What's Your Beef? by Sj0 · · Score: 2

      Actually, I think Gateway is trying to raise awareness about an incredibly stupid piece of legislation. If it passes, the "Digital hardware" industry will be hurt really badly. Imagine this; you have razor thin margine across the board, and the government(paid for by Disney) tells you that all your systems need to be redesigned, and every piece of hardware must have expensive new digital rights management built in. All your support staff will need to be retrained at a government certified facility(and replacements found for the employees who don't pass the test and become certified DRM hardware techs), and guess who gets to pay for all this? Even worse, production is halted while this is implemented, because all the hardware manufactered is suddenly illegal because it has no DRM inside.

      I'd sure as hell spend the money(a pittiance compared to the huge costs getting in line with federal spec would require) to make the public aware of this farce.

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    24. Re:What's Your Beef? by crleaf · · Score: 1

      Hitler was a vegitarian. He had horrible gas. :)

    25. Re:What's Your Beef? by jafac · · Score: 3, Funny

      vegetables: it's what food eats.

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    26. Re:What's Your Beef? by BrianH · · Score: 2

      Certainly, but we SHOULD extend our support to corporations willing to help us fight these battles. Companies like Gateway have deeper pockets, better lawyers, and more Washingon clout than your typical grassroots .org, so I see no reason why we shouldn't be actively enlisting their support.

      Conveniently, I was putting together a purchase recommendation for a few departmental file servers this morning when I noticed this article. Although I was originally going to recommend a few HP e800's, I instead called up Gateway and set up a quote on a few 930C's. I made it a point to explain to the sales rep that their support of consumer rights gained them this sale.

      Put your money where your mouth is, and support the companies that are willing to support you.

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    27. Re:What's Your Beef? by Squalish · · Score: 1

      Cows do not grow naturally. Oxen, buffalo, and various other grazers grow naturally, but domestic cattle is like the domestic poodle: selectively bred for a purpose.

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    28. Re:What's Your Beef? by pyros · · Score: 1

      "I cannot get zeese fucking trees .... DAMN! I will kill everyone in ze world."

    29. Re:What's Your Beef? by jedidiah · · Score: 2

      Gateway should be congratulated for being smart enough to realize that their interests are as much on the line here as our liberties. They were the first to visibly realize this and positive re-inforcement should be lavished upon them.

      Sure, it's their self-interests that motivate this.

      Don't kid yourselves. Your own self-interest is what motivates your actions in this matter.

      It just so happens that the causes of individual liberty and corporate profits are the same for once.

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  53. Choose your side wisely.. by nolife · · Score: 2

    Interesting to see a large corporation take a side and be actively involved in such a debate. I'm sure other companies feel the same but are remaining passive to test the waters first. Businesses tend to choose sides based on what other businesses want first, the consumer usually gets what is left over.
    I wonder if Compaq would be so outspoken and in support of consumers rights if one of thier suppliers had a different opinion, like Intel or Microsoft. I would like to believe that a company has a true care to please the the consumer but in the real world, business decisions always come first.

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  54. going to your local Ford dealer to buy an engine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What if it was a bargain?

  55. Why doesn't Gateway take a REAL stance? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Stop praising Gateway already, they're doing nothing special by claiming that they are interested in supporting our rights to listen digital music. Someone in their ad department SHOULD have been saying "this CBDTA-whatever-thingy" is the problem at hand, lets SPECIFICALLY address it in our ad and get people talking. Like some of the previous posts have mentionned; John Q. Public doesn't know that his rights are up for grabs.

  56. Whazit do? by CaptainPhong · · Score: 3, Funny

    I love how the Yahoo article explains what the CBDTPA is supposed to do... "a copyright-protection bill that would
    prevent computers from playing pirated movies and music." More like "a bill that would prevent technology from eating into the profits of large corporations that are slow to adapt."

    Anyhow, the CBDTPA is really just an OLURMATOWIRM (an Overly Long, Unwieldy, Redundant and Misleading Acronym That Obfuscates What It Really Means.)

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    1. Re:Whazit do? by HanzoSan · · Score: 2

      What it actually does is prevents all copying of all files unless those files are autherized for copying
      basically removing your fair use because no riaa CD will be authorized for copying

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    2. Re:Whazit do? by ethereal · · Score: 1

      A good example of how reporting half the truth is worse than reporting none of it.

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    3. Re:Whazit do? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      What it actually does is prevents all copying of all files unless those files are autherized for copying...

      Yes, dumbass, thanks for re-stating the obvious. That's the only way to 'prevent computers from playing pirated movies and music'.

    4. Re:Whazit do? by jgerman · · Score: 2

      Interestingly enough, consider this. Fair use is allowed, we know this. The counter argument is that a copyright holder does not have to provide the means. But they are not allowed to prevent it. So DRM gets put on every machine, technically, I think that th copyright holder is not allowed to say the disc is not authorized to be copied for any reason, that inhibits fair use, which CDTPTA (or whatever it actually is) does not take away. The copyright holder is only allowed to prevent un-authorized copying, in which category fair use does not apply. So by trying to leverage the DMCA and CDTPTPTTOTOTPA (or whatever it is) the RIAA is commiting in the legal wrong my now in the wrong legally, by doing everything they can to prevent legal copying. Regardless of whether or not someone breaks the lasw by doing so. So if they are both passed, it's entirely possible to start a class action suit against them because of this, instead of using this as an argument, AFTER you wind up in court.

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    5. Re:Whazit do? by Silverhammer · · Score: 2
      I love how the Yahoo article...

      It's a Reuters article. Reuters sucks.

    6. Re:Whazit do? by Dirtside · · Score: 2

      Oddly, OLURMATOWIRM is easier to remember and pronounce than CBDTPA!

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  57. Well... ok by NitsujTPU · · Score: 1

    This makes up for all of the times that I cut myself on the sharp contacts servicing older Gateway boxes.

    OUCH! You'd have thought I was the worlds worst butcher when I pulled my hand out of one of those.

  58. Rosen quote from Wired ... by pgrote · · Score: 2

    "If only they would devote a little bit of the millions of dollars they're spending on this ad campaign to help stop illegal downloading ... but that wouldn't help them sell more CD burners, would it," said Hilary Rosen, CEO of the Recording Industry Association of America.

    I would like it better if it said:

    "If only the RIAA would understand that people want to pay for music they can enjoy anywhere at anytime. We understand that $15.00 for a CD full of crap isn't worth the money, but $1.00 per song is a goldmine."

    1. Re:Rosen quote from Wired ... by berniecase · · Score: 1

      Rosen also was quoted saying:

      "Hey, where can I steal me one of those rappin' cows? Them's neat-o."

      Seriously, good on Gateway for this. I'm impressed.

    2. Re:Rosen quote from Wired ... by SuiteSisterMary · · Score: 2

      A-freakin-man, my friend. What the RIAA needs to realize is that the concept of 'an album' is passe; stop treating a band as something that puts out a single product every few months or year. Try subscription purposes. I'd pay fifty bucks a year to 'subscribe' to me favourite bands, getting songs as they're finished, concert tracks, and that's that. Hell, couldn't we sue them under software bundling laws? "Your honor, I'd like to buy track 5, entitled 'Ode to something,' but the defendant is also forcing me to buy 9 other 'bundled' tracks that sound nothing like track 5.'

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  59. i have a quote too by krb · · Score: 5, Insightful
    "If only they would devote a little bit of the millions of dollars they're spending on this ad campaign to help stop illegal downloading ... but that wouldn't help them sell more CD burners, would it," said Hilary Rosen"
    here's mine :
    "If only the music industry would devote a little bit of millions of dollars they're spending on lawyers and buying senators to update their distribution model into the 21st century... but that wouldn't let them fuck the artists as much would it?"

    nuff said.

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    1. Re:i have a quote too by Peyna · · Score: 2

      Nah, it's got to be something more unrelated like, "If only the music industry would devote a little bit of the million of dollars they're spending on lawyers to help put China in space..."

      In other words, why should Gateway spend millions of dollars to protect someone else's stuff? They have their own business interest to protect, and feeding the hungry musicians isn't it.

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    2. Re:i have a quote too by Tackhead · · Score: 2
      > "If only they would devote a little bit of the millions of dollars they're spending on this ad campaign to help stop illegal downloading ... but that wouldn't help them sell more CD burners, would it," said Hilary Rosen"

      And mine.

      News flash, Hilary. Gateway isn't in business to sell your product.

      That's YOUR job.

      This is on a par with a news release from the National Deep-Dish Pizza Association reading: "You know, if only Hilary would devote a little bit of the millions of dollars she's spending on buying Congressmen to help buy everyone a pizza. But that wouldn't help her sell more CDs, would it?"

  60. Re:So? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    what if my fuckin monitor from my gateway pc burnt out... how the fuck do i replace it EINSTEIN????

  61. why the law is bad by happyclam · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Is there anything more damning to this bill than the fact that now we are seeing political commercials from corporate entities on both sides of the issue?

    When this is the case, clearly the issue is not one of laws, and the government should not be involved.

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  62. Yeah, this is bad! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The CBDTPA, along with the DMCA, will allow the RIAA and MPAA to infringe on our rights to create MP3s with LAME! Christ, don't you guys ever use sentences to describe things?

  63. We refused to be *cowed* by Seth+Finkelstein · · Score: 5, Funny
    Gatway is saying:

    We refuse to be COWED

    So the content industry should ruminate on this. Find some udder solution. Maybe tipping. Or a place where the grass is greener. And especially no bullshit.

    Sig: What Happened To The Censorware Project (censorware.org)

  64. They ate the cow themselves... by Shimrod · · Score: 1

    See BBSpot for details...

  65. Artists vs. consumers? No way. by melquiades · · Score: 2

    The recording industry is chanting, "The artists! The artists!" At the same time, tech seems to be saying, "The consumer! The consumer!"

    Yeah, exactly.

    The funny thing, I'm an artist (a pianist and composer), and my skin crawls when the RIAA claims to be looking out for me. Eeech.

    One of the important points artists out there need to keep making loud and clear is that the RIAA is not representing our interests. Artists and consumers are on the same side of this issue -- limited access to creative work hurts those who create at least as much as those who receive.

    Many artists are already speaking out. More need to. If I'm going to be some corporation's rhetorical pawn, I'd like to at least agree with what they're advocating!

    1. Re:Artists vs. consumers? No way. by CaptainSuperBoy · · Score: 2
      I'm an artist (a pianist and composer), and my skin crawls when the RIAA claims to be looking out for me.

      My point is, that they are drumming up sympathy by championing your cause - "If piracy is allowed to run rampant, artists won't be compensated for their effort." They couldn't care less about your compensation however.. never believe them when they say they are in favor of artists. They are in favor of their profits. The real two sides in this fight? It's not consumers vs. artists, it's companies versus real people.

    2. Re:Artists vs. consumers? No way. by Dexx · · Score: 1

      Is there a place where artists that are speaking out agains this are listed? I get paid next week and I'd like to pick up a new CD or three..

      (hmm.. and I'll have to find out whether or not I like the stuff first.. time to hit the file sharing utils - if it's good, I'll buy the CD's)

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  66. Re:Read the article! by Gunstick · · Score: 1

    well, so how do I watch this damn thing with linux?

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  67. What the hell does a cow know about CDs? by toothless+joe · · Score: 1

    Do you really think people are going to listen to a cow? I mean, they can't even spell.

    1. Re:What the hell does a cow know about CDs? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you really think people are going to listen to a cow? I mean, they can't even spell. Yeah, but neither can slashdotters.

    2. Re:What the hell does a cow know about CDs? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >>Do you really think people are going to listen to a cow? I mean, they can't even spell.
      >Yeah, but neither can slashdotters.
      Yep, and no one listens to them, either.

  68. Re:Cows by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    yea, but first ( and first few ) posters are usually a bunch of fucking retards that really have nothing to say. real content usually starts around the third or fourth post.

  69. MP3? by sharkey · · Score: 2

    Does Gateway actually HAVE an MP3 of this song, rather than an unplayable .ASF? Anyone know of a mirror?

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  70. What a fool by mepaco · · Score: 2, Interesting

    "If only they would devote a little bit of the millions of dollars they're spending on this ad campaign to help stop illegal downloading ... but that wouldn't help them sell more CD burners, would it," said Hilary Rosen, CEO of the Recording Industry Association of America. If only the recording industry would spend money on putting out stuff that doesn't suck. If only they didn't piss off their consumers. "The Gateway commercial is fun, but their website is nothing but a gateway to misinformation," Rosen said. "No one has proposed anything that would prevent all digital copying." And someone please inform her that this isn't possible.

    1. Re:What a fool by Peyna · · Score: 2

      Why is it they make it sound like it is someone else's responsibility to come up with a way to prevent all digital copying? Shouldn't that be their responsbility? I can hear the auto companies now, "No one has proposed anything that would solve this fuel efficiency problem, it's not our problem to worry about it, you spend millions of dollars developing the technology, then hand it over to us, okay?" Yeah.

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  71. Re:Dear Rosen, by rhadamanthus · · Score: 1
    Nevermind the fact, esteemed "Moron of the Year" Hilary Rosen, that CD-burners are not MANUFACTURED by Gateway, but *cough* REAL BIG COMPANIES with deep pockets that would laugh you all the way home if you tried to sue them.

    but wait, you have noticed. Thats why you only sue small internet start-ups with no capital or government support.


    Have you ever heard of "FAIR USE" or "BETAMAX VS. SONY"?


    Yes, you have, but that won't stop you from pretending that fair use rights don't exist.
    Good God she is such a hypocritical idiot.

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  72. Short answer: 'sometimes' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Whilst there may be limited instances where the US has influence over another sovereign state this is mainly through the use of international treaties eg. arms control, but these have to be ratified by the national governments and it seems somewhat unlikely that they will persuade/enforce this heap o'crap piece of legislation on anyone other than your poor unfortunate selves.

    The entertaining thing is (seen from this side of the pond) that I can see a fine opportunity for European manufacturers to make a killing as no-one will buy one of these crippled devices unless forced to. Therefore whilst the US has traditionally enjoyed a hefty lead in consumer electronics Mr Hollings is willing to sacrifice all that(hey, the factories/companies ain't in my state, buddy) to satisfy his masters! Sheesh.

  73. Typo in article by dr_funk · · Score: 2, Funny

    The line in the articel that states "The Hollings bill has drawn the support of major recording companies" should read "The support of major recording companies has drawn the Hollings bill"

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  74. talk about biased by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "a copyright-protection bill that would prevent computers from playing pirated movies and music.
    "

    If put in that light it makes Gateway seem evil. I dont see how wanting to play/copy music/movies i payed for (for my own use) is 'playing pirated movies and music'.

    Talk about sensationalizing an introduction in the article.

  75. RIAA's Comments ( and why we don't like them) by phoenix_orb · · Score: 5, Insightful

    "If only they would devote a little bit of the millions of dollars they're spending on this ad campaign to help stop illegal downloading ... but that wouldn't help them sell more CD burners, would it," said Hilary Rosen, CEO of the Recording Industry Association of America.

    Now let me get this straight? The RIAA, MPAA and others (through the Disney Senator) want to take away many of the rights that hardware manufacturers have in building their systems. And now they want these same companies to spend money to help keep the horrible music system in place? At least movie stars make money. 99% of artist's don't. Read This article [Salon.com] by Courtney Love if you want to know why I personally don't like the RIAA.

    I applaud Gateway for this, and I really hope that this helps bring them from the brink of going out of buisness. I plan on supporting them through corporate purchases (which I oversee). I hope supporting companies who endorse (publically) our ideals will win in the long run

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  76. Sweet! Let's start writing those letters by bubblegoose · · Score: 1

    Here's a link to look up your elected officials
    http://www.congress.org/congressorg/dbq /officials

    Now someone with better skills in legalese needs to come up with a template for a letter to write our senators.

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  77. Bias, anyone? by xonker · · Score: 1

    The article on Yahoo! mentions "piracy" (what a ridiculous term, anyway) a number of times before they mention that Gateway is promoting legally enjoying digital music. Obviously, Gateway is not promoting "piracy" they're just trying to protect their right to sell legal hardware without tampering with it to give the RIAA and MPAA undo control over individual's property. Lest we forget, these companies already enjoy "royalties" from CD-Rs and such to compensate for legal copying -- so how the fsck is that "piracy"?

    The RIAA (and apparently Reuters, or at least Andy Sullivan) wants everyone to believe that if you make a copy -- even for personal use -- it's *shudder* piracy.

    First the software industry and record/movie companies are telling us it's "piracy" to rip MP3s or play DVDs with DeCSS...now the government is telling us we're junior terrorists if we buy a bag of pot. When will the hyperbole end? And when will someone smack the shit out of these sanctimonious assholes for being corporate greedbags and conservative tightasses?

    I think I need some coffee...

  78. WMAs considered harmful. by wowbagger · · Score: 5, Insightful
    An email I just sent to Gateway....


    From: <email blocked>

    To: webmaster@gateway.com

    Subj: Your "protect your freedoms" campaign - WMA's considered harmful...

    I am very glad to see Gateway supporting our freedoms to use our computers how we see fit with the http://gateway.com/home/deals/offers/music/dmz.sht ml website. However, for those of us who choose to be free from Microsoft, you site is a little descrimitory - how about having MPEGs of the movies, as well as WMAs, so that Mac or Linux users can also enjoy the content?

    1. Re:WMAs considered harmful. by delus10n0 · · Score: 1

      "you site is a little descrimitory"

      This seems a bit ignorant. Just because they aren't catering to your choice of OS (which you are CHOOSING, mind you) doesn't mean they are being discriminate against you.

      You can always dualboot a small copy of Win2k or ME, you know. Then after you're done surfing the web and viewing your streaming content, you can go back to loonix or whatever it is you use.

      It cracks me up that BSD/Linix/etc. people will whine so much about not being able to see the same stuff "M$" people can see. That's YOUR choice. You're limiting yourself there.

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    2. Re:WMAs considered harmful. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Using file formats that are locked away with intellectual property contributes to the illegal monopoly microsoft started a long time ago.

    3. Re:WMAs considered harmful. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe you should have spell-checked it first....

    4. Re:WMAs considered harmful. by Galvatron · · Score: 2

      If you've got a mac, you're obviously not in the market for a Gateway, so why should they care about you? I agree, WMA's suck, but from their perspective, it makes perfect sense.

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    5. Re:WMAs considered harmful. by Junta · · Score: 2

      First off, WMA is audio only it is asf they offer. Second, there are linux players for asf, and there is a mac version of media player... The linux players are illegall (thanks to patent law...), but they are there. I can understand why they wouldn't use MPEG-1, that would be murder on the bandwidth, maybe a real format version for people who don't like MS, but MPEG-1 is not good for this sort of stuff..

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    6. Re:WMAs considered harmful. by Dacobi · · Score: 1

      > You can always dualboot a small copy of Win2k or ME, you know.

      Just wondering here, how much $$$ is a Windows license these days? Last I checked they didn't grow on the trees.

      (By the way, I can't spell)

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    7. Re:WMAs considered harmful. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Way to post AC. I don't care what you say about Microsoft, they make a damn fine OS. Also, your arguement makes no sense ("I won't use this product or service because the technology that drives it is 'locked away' with intellectual property".) So I guess you don't like anything with a patent or copyright on it? I suppose you think everything should be open source, eh?

    8. Re:WMAs considered harmful. by delus10n0 · · Score: 1

      Well, had you checked, you'd see that WinXP Pro full edition is around $120, and WinME is around $90. Don't tell me that's expensive.

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    9. Re:WMAs considered harmful. by Dacobi · · Score: 1

      It is VERY expensive compared to the price of my lovely debian install ;)

      My point is, you are talking about ignorance, and then you argue
      "Hey just buy a copy of Windows" like it's a freaking soda or something?
      Now that's ignorant!

      (By the way, I can't spell)

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    10. Re:WMAs considered harmful. by epepke · · Score: 2

      Don't tell me that's expensive.

      To view an ad? Yes, it is. It's about the cost of a rental edition of a movie, not even a home edition.

    11. Re:WMAs considered harmful. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your lovely debian install which can't view WMAs.

    12. Re:WMAs considered harmful. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That wasn't my point. My point was that you could run Windows for everything that requires Windows, and run your debian/slackware/mandrake/etc. for everything else.

    13. Re:WMAs considered harmful. by WWWWolf · · Score: 1

      Agreed, calling this discrimiation is a bit too strong, but streaming .asf only is still a bad move.

      I did dualboot to Windows to watch this; No, I couldn't watch it because streaming was too slow, even on my broadband goodness. (Apparently no one there could think that someone outside USA would be interested in seeing what the "silly amerikans" are doing. =) With downloadable clip, this could have been averted...

  79. Car? Try human. by beanyk · · Score: 1

    True and everything, but why use a car instead of, say, a child as the fought-over item in your example? Last I knew, cars still don't really want anything. Well, apart from the buckling-up.

    1. Re:Car? Try human. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Made sense to me. In some cases a child actually does have a say in which parent s/he ends up with. Depends on the age of the child usually.

    2. Re:Car? Try human. by Some+Woman · · Score: 1

      Last I knew, cars still don't really want anything.

      We'll see about that the next time your car runs out of oil. :)

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    3. Re:Car? Try human. by beanyk · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I suppose. It was a pointless reply really, but the use of an inanimate object as an example seemed strange to me in this case.

    4. Re:Car? Try human. by Carmody · · Score: 2

      The use of an inanimate object was deliberate. A child can protest one parent or another, and the government will take that protest into account.

      I do not believe your letter to your Congressman has nearly the weight of MPAA dollars or Gateway dollars.

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    5. Re:Car? Try human. by jcast · · Score: 1

      No, your letter is worth M*C, where M is the amount of money needed to sufficiently convince you to vote for that congressman so that the congressman wins (i.e., if he doesn't need you to win, he won't care) aand C is the probability you'll switch your vote over the issue in the letter.

      That's not a lot of money. A lot of letters, though, do add up to a lot of money. So, start telling your friends to write their congressmen!

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    6. Re:Car? Try human. by ahde · · Score: 2

      but a child has the exclusive and final decision over which parent wins custody in a divorce proceeding

    7. Re:Car? Try human. by jcast · · Score: 1

      Really? I doubt that.

      Even if it's true, it's because children are separable---one parent can have custody of one child, the other over the other. Unfortunately, citizens are not separable (at least not legally). We all have to live with the same laws. So, which laws need to be decided among all the citizens, through their expressed voting preferences to congressmen.

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  80. Might we be missing something? by nenya · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Just a thought, but has anyone ever considered that maybe we're giving the RIAA too *much* leeway? I think that the transfer of any and all music and video ought to be legal. I want to see an analog of the GPL for music. Sure, the RIAA would crash and burn, but who the hell needs them anyway? Artists can make a fine living doing concerts, and use the Internet to distribute their songs. They'd even sell a lot of CDs to the people who don't have broadband. The RIAA is complaining about how the fact that there is legal downloading makes illegal downloading quite easy. They're right. So instead of doing away with legal downloading, why not do away with illegal downloading?

    1. Re:Might we be missing something? by thestudent · · Score: 1

      I want to see an analog of the GPL for music.

      It's called the Open Audio License. Check it out at eff.org.

  81. Has someone at Gateway been reading ./ ? by Alzheimers · · Score: 1

    From their link on the Gateway page (click on: Protect Your Rights)

    Gateway believes:
    You have the right to make copies for your own use of any CD you've purchased legally -- so you can listen to it in different locations and have a backup if something happens to your original copy.
    You have the right to enjoy legally acquired music in any format you want -- like converting CD tracks to MP3 files to take with you on a portable or car MP3 player.
    You have the right to download music from the Internet that you've paid for or that's been made available for download by the artist or record label.

  82. Slightly OT, but not really. by Picass0 · · Score: 2

    Since this thread pertains to copy protection, and I haven't seen this anywhere else, I thought I'd post.

    In a recent /. story it was pointed out the Celine Dion's new CD will not play on PCs and Mac, and would likely crash your system if you tried.

    Sony claimed that the CD would ship with warning labels on the front and back of the CD, and the cd itself.

    I have seen the CD for sale at Border's and Target, and at both sites, no such sticker warnings were present. Since this is the first CD with this new copy protection, I think it's important to follow up.

    Has anybody seen this CD, and does it feature the stickers?

    I don't care for the Celine Dion, but this CD is an important test for Sony. Depending on what happens, we can expect to see more like it. We should be paying attention.

    1. Re:Slightly OT, but not really. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This CD's with copy protection are in Europe. Not here. They are waiting to get the correct policies implemented before they try to

  83. Clever marketting strategy by StrutterX · · Score: 2, Insightful

    This is a VERY bright move by Gateway. They wish to establish in the minds of the customer a direct association between their brand-name and a large amount of the usage that Joe Public has for PCs.

    At the same time they are implying, "Buy us before it is too late."

    The fact that they may actually prevent poor legislation being inacted is waaay down the list of benefits they get from this.

    StrutterX

  84. Its about frickin time by bruns · · Score: 1

    Its about frickin time the computer makers joined in on the fight. I'm happy to see someone besides apple helping to support the right to fair use.

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  85. Template letter for elected officials by bubblegoose · · Score: 2, Informative

    I found a link for a form letter http://www.digitalconsumer.org/fax.html

    As a constituent and an ardent consumer of digital media, I write today to urge you to support a Consumer Technology Bill of Rights, and to express my concerns about the recent trend toward allowing one-sided copyright laws to eliminate my Fair Use rights.

    Historically, our country has enjoyed a balance between the rights of copyright holders and the rights of citizens who legally acquire copyrighted works. Generally speaking, rights holders have the exclusive right to distribute and profit from artistic works. Consumers like me who legally acquire these works are free to use them in most noncommercial ways. Unfortunately, this balance has shifted dramatically in recent years, much to the detriment of consumers.

    To prevent further erosion of my rights, I would like to add my voice to DigitalConsumer.org in calling for a "consumer technology bill of rights". It is simply an attempt to assert positively the public's personal use rights. These rights are not new; they are historic rights granted in previous legislation and court rulings that have over the last four years been whittled away.

    Under the guise of "preventing illegal copying" I believe Hollywood is vilifying their customers - people like me - and using the legislative process to create new lines of business at my expense. Their goal is to create a legal system that takes away my long-cherished personal use rights and then to charge me an additional fee to regain those rights!

    Copy protection, especially to prevent overseas piracy for illicit sale, is an important issue. But before Congress considers yet another change in the law at the behest of the copyright holders, I urge you in the strongest possible terms to protect my Fair Use rights.

    Thank you very much for your attention to this important matter.

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  86. Boy, I bet they're sorry now. by seebs · · Score: 2

    This is funny coming after they killed their cow during job cuts.

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  87. Self-aggrandizing poseur by maggard · · Score: 2
    Maybe if the RIAA would price their CDs more reasonably, actually give money to their artists, and stop the overwhelming and unnecessary homogenization of the music which they promote to (read: push on) the public, people wouldn't be so inclined to download music.
    Oh get over yourself.

    People buy what they want and self-styled cognoscenti always consider it crap. Guess what: most of us wouldn't give two bits for whatever drivel you've got in your music library.

    As to how the music companies pay their staff - that's their model, you might as well whine about how car manufacturers are structured financially or yam importers. If it didn't work they'd be OUT OF BUSINESS but they're not.

    Yes they're trying to twist laws to their own ends, but that is an entirely separate issue then the others. If you don't like the big labels don't patronize them but don't go whining about Britney Spears.

    Guess what: There's ALWAYS some whiner going on about pop culture yada yada yada. You only look like a self-aggrandizing poseur when you take the "if they only listed to *my* obscure taste-du-jour..." line.

    Now back to my collection of gay male choral recordings; there's this fine one from the BGMC...

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    1. Re:Self-aggrandizing poseur by thesolo · · Score: 1

      I know you are trolling, but I'll bite. If you reread my post, I never said anything about the music I listen to being more indie or in any way better than other music, nor was I implying it. My point was only that one of the main, often-cited reasons why people go online to try to find music is that they simply cannot find music they like elsewhere!

      Radio in the US is very limited & homogenized, thanks to large corporations being very controlling with the playlists that they send out to their hundreds of stations. So where is the diversity? Online, that's where! The RIAA created that situation themselves by not promoting smaller acts, using payola situations to ensure that certain bands get played around-the-clock on stations all across the country, etc. If the RIAA would diversify the types of music that they actively promote, maybe so many people wouldn't feel the need to go searching online.

    2. Re:Self-aggrandizing poseur by maggard · · Score: 1, Troll
      Or mebbe there's just not enough market to support what you want. Niche product gets niche product resources including airplay, marketing, & distribution.

      The US/Canada music industry is a big place, there are lots of players. There are the big 5 sure, but lots of smaller outfits jostling for places too. However aside from their anticompetitive behavior is the sample fact that lots of folks DO like what is played on the radio etc. They support very expensive big radio stations with it. They buy Wal-Mart's full of music.

      Now, I'm lucky that for the past 8 years I've been living in two cities with great diversified radio markets, Boston & Montreal, but guess what? Folks listen to the big boys, not the stations & programs playing the non-mainstream stuff. They actually LIKE the chain radio! Lowest-common denominator sells - at a profit! It is true in radio, it is true in TV, it is true in film, it is true in consumer goods, it is true in food, it is true in furnishings, it is true in books, it is true in electronics, it is true in web sites, etc. Heck I get it in 2 languages and it is still prevalent.

      Wrap your brain around that: Lots of folks like commercial radio. When given the opportunity to choose alternatives they choose the mainstream stuff. Stop, grab a chair, sit down, let this pardyme shift bubble through your cerebellum: Pop Culture *Is* Because Folks Like It.

      Whew - revelatory huh?

      It's not some evil cabal of music oligarchs dictating to a captive audience but a bunch of savvy marketers pandering to the public in a mostly capitalistic market. Oh sure there's syndicates & you-scratch-my-back/I'll-scratch-yours etc. but they don't own the whole game, there are still independents, just MOST FOLKS DON'T CARE.

      They WANT Top-10, they LIKE Britney or Whitney or AM Gold or whatever, they buy it and support the whole edifice. Sure artists don't get paid as much as they could under other companies, on the other hand these big companies get them attention and distribution and airplay and for all of everyone bleating "it's about the art" or "it's the artists" the marketers and the paper pushers and the schmoozers and all of the other big-5 trappings are just as crucial in becoming a big hit.

      Want to be big go for the big 5 and take yer chances. Wanna go the hard route then try the independents and see if you manage to win big there. But don't go crying theft when the big 5 provide a demonstratable service, deliver the goods. And don't be suprised when they take a pass on acts that don't fit in their product lines, don't have the volume to justify their investment.

      So yeah, if if your particular tastes aren't mass-market then you won't find them in heavy rotation in a mass medium like radio. You also won't find supermarkets carrying exotic & obscure foods or suburban malls offering unique goods. What part of this don't you get?

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    3. Re:Self-aggrandizing poseur by maggard · · Score: 2

      Oh, and your argument that stealing niche music is the answer, yeah, that'll grow the market...

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    4. Re:Self-aggrandizing poseur by Grunschev · · Score: 1

      I used to work for a music wholesaler. I always found it amusing that the new record by the big acts (Rolling Stones, Michael Jackson, the Eagles) had stickers on them proclaiming "Contains the smash hit single [whatever]". The neat part was the labels were always correct even though no radio station had ever played any of the songs and it was days or weeks before the albums and singles ever hit the street.

      For the longest time I figured it was all part of the machine; payola to radio programmers, advertising co-payments to record stores, additional marketing to recoup big advances.

      But you've shown me the light. I was silly to think like a "conspiracy theorist". The real truth is the record companies can tell in advance what people want to hear. Thanks for clearing that up!

      But wait... if they know what everybody wants, why do sign all those bands that aren't successful?

      Igor

    5. Re:Self-aggrandizing poseur by maggard · · Score: 2
      Gee, albums by the Rolling Stones, Michael Jackson, the Eagles aren't gonna sell well? In their day each could've recorded themselves gargling and racked up the numbers. That the album was going to do well was no surprise to anyone, likely your store had already ordered a few cases on that assumption too.

      I, with my amazing market insight, predict that the next Barbra Streisand, Garth Brooks, Britney Spears, Barenaked Ladies and re-re-re-release of the Beetles will do well. Doubt me? Heck I bet Amazon already has a tens of thousands for each pre-sold if they've been announced.

      However sometimes even the companies screw up. Hootie & the Blowfish tanked bigtime. And how much did they blow on Mariah Carey's latest contract only to buy it out to dump her (for another 28 million!)? Bet those albums shipped with stickers too. Check out this year in review for other big miscalcs.

      Besides which - you believed those stickers meant something? Guess what - I've got one right here that sez you have to empty out your bank-account and send it to me ASAP. It's right here on a 3" circle of gold glitter and black text.

      Goober.

      --
      I don't read ACs: If a post isn't worth so much as a nom de plume to its author then I wont bother either.
    6. Re:Self-aggrandizing poseur by ahde · · Score: 2

      Lowest-common denominator sells - at a profit!

      Then why do they have to "market" it (teach us that we want it) so heavily? There was ten times as much variety in music 50 years ago, when profit margins (and the market) was much smaller. Even 5 years ago there was way more variety through the same commercial outlets that exist today.

    7. Re:Self-aggrandizing poseur by Grunschev · · Score: 1

      Gee, you missed the boat on so many levels it's amazing.

      First you should understand the simple things, like the difference between a retailer and a wholesaler. Given that you didn't get that right, I'm not surprised you didn't understand anything else.

      The sticker on the album doesn't proclaim the album to be a best seller, but that the album contains a smash hit single. See, the album has eight or ten or twelve songs on it. A single is one song. It's not surprising that these artists would have hit albums and not surprising that one or more of the songs on the album would be a smash hit. What is surprising is the record labels uncanny ability to predict it on the sticker they put on the album cover weeks before wholesalers, retailers, and radio stations have even seen the thing. Capische?

      Do you even know what stickers I'm talking about? Probably not. This was back in the "olden days" before CDs. Many hot selling "records" (those 12" vinyl things) had stickers on the outside letting you know this was the album with the hit song you'd heard a million times on the radio. It listed the actual names of the hit songs. Amazing, really, considering they were printed and shipped before any radio station played them.

      Everybody's got the right to be stupid, why do you feel the need to abuse it?

      Igor

    8. Re:Self-aggrandizing poseur by kmellis · · Score: 1
      Maggard is mostly right.

      He's (she's?) not totally right.

      The truth is that the producer and the consumer together decide what the consumer purchases. This is because a market never operates at perfect efficiency. And markets don't operate at perfect efficiency because everyone isn't omniscient. Are you following me, maggard?

      As you point out, the producers don't always recognize what the consuer wants. If they don't recognize it, they are unlikely to produce it; and if they don't produce it, no one can buy it. This fallibility of producers -- in this example, record companies -- was central to maggard's counter-argument that the record companies often get their "stickers" wrong, which they do. Maggard should also realize that this fallibility implies inefficiency in the market which further implies that that inefficiency allows the producer to a certain degree to dictate the consumer's choices. And they do.

      I found maggard's post hilarious and I agreed with it heartily, for the most part. "Pop culture" is inevitable going to be of lower-quality than other culture simply because all of its consumers are not as interested in its quality (how many people do you know that don't actually buy many CDs but do listen to the radio and enjoy pop music that they don't listen to very closely?), and a large portion of its consumers aren't sophisticated enough to make judgments of quality -- mostly because they don't care. They have other things to worry about than to expand their exposure to various forms of art. That's human nature.

      However, what I've been trying to explain ealier in this post is that there is a general principle why producers can greatly influence consumer's choices. Furthermore, it is also simply the case that, in relative terms, the American music industry has a great deal of influence in consumer taste. They control the overwhelming portion of the indsutry, all the way from production to distribution to retailing. It doesn't have to be that way, and they are terrified that it won't.

  88. Wow, somebody's approaching it the right way by NanoGator · · Score: 2

    "It's up to all of us to make buying music about as easy as stealing it," Williams said.

    How come the RIAA doesn't understand this? When has a business model along the lines of "Dont give the customer what they want" ever worked? I only took one semester of economics in High School, but I'm reasonably sure that business model is about as succssful as putting a maze in front of a bathroom and putting up a sign saying 'fun bathrooms!'.

    --
    "Derp de derp."
  89. Fucking slashdroids by CaptainSuperBoy · · Score: 1, Troll

    I own you all.

  90. Also... by bheilig · · Score: 1

    ...perhaps Gateway is counting on increased sales as the lone (or at least the loudest/richest) defender of on-line 'justice'. I assume general public opinion is, 'free Internet is good, gov't intervention is bad'. Say that to most lamen and their response will probably be 'hell yea!'. Gateway can increase it's public image (read sales) by jumping on the bandwagon.

    But how bad can it be? By rallying behind Gateway (and all their money) are we going to put them into a position to corner the market? Do we really think they have a hidden agenda? I don't think any of their history has shown that they desire to 'control' the sharing of information.

    The premise is that, once Hollings' bill gets stopped, presumably because of Gateway's influence, the community turns to Gateway and says, "Well, you wanted to stop this, now what?" Then Gateway, having been given the authority, begins to place its own restrictions and controls on Internet sharing. I don't think that's going to happen.

    They do want to support free Internet because that's good for sales, and also good for us. Everybody wins! So I say...

    Yea Gateway!

    1. Re:Also... by Danse · · Score: 3

      By rallying behind Gateway (and all their money) are we going to put them into a position to corner the market?


      I don't think there's any danger of Gateway cornering anything. They make overpriced, underwhelming mass-market PCs. Most educated users wouldn't buy from them anyway. However, they can stand to benefit from this campaign. As I understand it, the AOL users of the world still buy their computers based on the testimony of bovine corporate representatives.

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      It's not enough to bash in heads, you've got to bash in minds. - Captain Hammer
  91. ugh by systembug · · Score: 2, Funny

    I don't know about the human, but at least they could have hired a decent cow. This one really underperformed.

    --
    The only skin on a computer should be porn.
  92. One question: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why does a COW (female bovine) have a MALE voice? This has been annoying me. Still, cool of Gateway to be doing this.

  93. Re:Dear Rosen, by Sinistar2k · · Score: 2

    Hilary Rosen is a mixed bag, that's for sure. She has done an incredibly admirable job of keeping the government from censoring artists, but then she turns around and sticks it to the consumer every chance she gets.

    Unfortunately, Slashdot doesn't report on the Free Speech Hilary Rosen. They only report on the "fair use must die" Hilary Rosen.

    Yes, I watch too much C-Span. It's the only unbiased news channel left.

  94. Singing Cow's relatives by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is this cow related to the Apple "cowdog" perhaps?

    Will the singing cow be touring any time soon? Can I get a backstage pass then? Will she autograph her CD with a hoof-print?

    Will she eventually perform a duet with Britney Spears? Courtney Love? Bjork? If so, will I be able to download this from Kazaa?

    Is there any bull in her lyrics?

    Is the opera over when the fat cow sings?

    In any event, I hope this does not foretell an outbreak of "mad singing cow" disease. A truly operatic tragedy of Bovine proportions!

    1. Re:Singing Cow's relatives by 400+MHZ+BUS · · Score: 1

      No matter how you look at it, Gateway is DOING the right thing, and I applaud them for taking a stand while others are sitting back and waiting out the "storm".

      In other words gateway; COWabunga to YOU for what you are doing!

      *Next commercial shows Ted milking his companion, singing ZZ-Top's "THUG"*.

      Get that cow a beard and fuzzy guitar!

      Ted does NOT look like Billy Gibbons!

      --
      Honor and integrity makes the person, NOT the money!
  95. Spelling Nazi Alert by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    the proper spelling is "tow the line" as in pull, not the things that are on the end of your feet.

    Acht! Zat ees nat eine boobie!

    1. Re:Spelling Nazi Alert by GTRacer · · Score: 2
      s/tow/toe/ig

      I don't know if this is authoritative, but it was the first relevant Google hit and my boss is bugging me for a report.

      I would have bet on 'toe' anyway because of the connotation of staying in rigid (con)formation. FWIW, YMMV IMNSHO.

      GTRacer
      - What do you get if you combine Access's flexibility and Crystal's ease of layout?

      --
      Defending IP by destroying access to it? That makes sense, RIAA/MPAA. Go to the corner until you can play nice!
    2. Re:Spelling Nazi Alert by mattbelcher · · Score: 1

      No, the correct spelling really is "toe the party line." This was a naval metaphor for keeping strict discipline, since the sailors were required to stand in order with their toes touching a particular seam (line) on the deck. You may be interested in reading this site [yaelf.com] for the etymologies of this and other common idioms. Also, George Orwell [resort.com] wrote an excellent essay which includes the topic of misunderstood metaphors, including this one.

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      Shockwave Flash movies are the greatest thing to happen to non-sequitur humor since Japan.

  96. Re:Read the article! by homer_ca · · Score: 2

    Try Mplayer. It plays ASF.

  97. Interesting read... by Byteme · · Score: 1

    ...on this subject in my local paper.

    1. Re:Interesting read... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      WOW! Good read!

      ac

  98. Great quote in the Wired article: by st0rmshad0w · · Score: 5, Interesting

    "If only they would devote a little bit of the millions of dollars they're spending on this ad campaign to help stop illegal downloading ... but that wouldn't help them sell more CD burners, would it," said Hilary Rosen, CEO of the Recording Industry Association of America.

    I see, it would seem that the RIAA is still of the mindset that the tool maker is responsible for the use of the tool.

    There is no way that the tech industry is going to voluntarily cripple its equipment on just the media companies' say so.

    Thankfully there has been NO support for the SSSCA/CD...whatever they're calling it today. Not that that means it's dead.

    Rosen and company should realize that forced DRM will pan out in one of 2 directions. Either it will be defeated by some 13 year old in a matter of minutes, or it (if *unbreakable* =P )will annihilate the market for new equipment and create a huge aftermarket for pre-DRM equipment.

    Both are failures for the media folk, but the second option promises to make an already ugly looking ecomony even worse. And potentially turn millions of people into felons for effectively sitting still.

    There are laws already in place to handle every issue they keep bringing up, but appearantly it won't be enough until they can force feed use everything.

    If they want to kick the piracy issue I have a suggestion for them. PUT SOME PORDUCTION QUALITY INTO THEIR PRODUCTS! I'm not talking about the quality of the music itself, but everything that goes along with it. Case in point, the soundtrack for "Queen of the Damned". Retailing at the local Walmart for $13.99. I think it a pretty good soundtrack, personally. However, the packaging and liner notes are TERRIBLE! No lyric sheet, tracks aren't even listed in order as they are on the disk, it's just a simple tri-fold. How about a little something more for my $14? Seriously, give me one good reason why I shoud not just d/l the tracks that I want, aside from the (il)legallity issue. There is NOTHING, no added value whatsoever in purchasing the actual CD.

    This is primarily their greatest problem, they fail to see that they are selling more than simply music, and until they realize it, 'pirating' (I still hate that term) looks very appealing.

    1. Re:Great quote in the Wired article: by Rascalson · · Score: 1

      Going to CensorMart for your cd's is your first mistake

      --
      prisoner# msce18xxxxx. Currently planning my escape.
    2. Re:Great quote in the Wired article: by i_am_nitrogen · · Score: 2

      There is no way that the tech industry is going to voluntarily cripple its equipment on just the media companies' say so.


      Hasn't this happened already?

      Take for instance...
      CSS
      RPC2 DVD-ROM drives
      The thing I hate most about these drives is that if you change the region 8 times, the drive has to be DISCARDED (4 times yourself, 4 times changed by the manufacturer).

      Macrovision on your 3D card
      ...and so on

  99. Re:Dear Rosen, by 3waygeek · · Score: 1

    Nevermind the fact, esteemed "Moron of the Year" Hilary Rosen, that CD-burners are not MANUFACTURED by Gateway, but *cough* REAL BIG COMPANIES with deep pockets that would laugh you all the way home if you tried to sue them.

    Interestingly, Sony is one of the major manufacturers you're talking about; the CDRW in my laptop (Dell Inspiron 8000) is made by them. Somehow, I can't see the RIAA suing one of their major members and living to tell about it.

  100. what's next? by sdflkgfljdqshgjkqsfg · · Score: 1

    a penguin chanting on about open source softw...
    oh never mind...

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    how does one change his /. id?
  101. RIAA should listen to its own arguments by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "If only they would devote a little bit of the billions of dollars they're spending on lawsuits and "campaign donations" to help stop illegal downloading ... but that wouldn't help them monopolize music distribution, would it," said me

  102. Re:So? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's like going to your local Ford dealer to buy an engine.

    Which they will happily sell you. Stop by their parts dept. sometime and see.

  103. Real Player Version of Commercial by Mong0 · · Score: 2, Informative

    Get the real player version of the commercial here. Here

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    --- Errr......No I don't need more oral sex thank you, Windows goes down on me all the time.

  104. Props to Ted Waitt by Blipus · · Score: 1

    I remember watching Silicon Summit (I think it was the third annual annual) on MSNBC about a month ago. I featured maybe 10 CEOs and other big wig tech-industry types. It seemed like a rather big event, there were maybe 10 thousand or so people in the audience. Anyways, one of the discussions was about digital copyright and IP law enforcement. Pretty much the general consenious was that there would need to be some kind of DRM solution in the near future, maybe not this year but within a couple of years. Ted Waitt, CEO of Gateway and the human in that commerical, was the only one to mention fair use at all or to have any significant disent. He's got my respect.

    On another note, on that same show there was an Asian lady from the audience that asked a question specifically mentioning the SSSCA. Unfortunately I can't recall what their responses where, but I do remember Rob Glasser (I think, I may be wrong here) from RealNetworks claming that he had never heard of the bill.

    If anybody else saw this please correct me if I'm wrong.

  105. Actually Mustangs are 4.6 liter now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    5.0 died in 1998 I think.

    1. Re:Actually Mustangs are 4.6 liter now by nolife · · Score: 2

      95 was last..

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      Bad boys rape our young girls but Violet gives willingly.
  106. It could be worse.. by Reziac · · Score: 2

    Consider what the ad brings to mind:

    I've never seen a purple cow
    I never hope to see one
    But I can tell you anyhow
    I'd rather see than be one

    [and later]

    Ah yes, I wrote "The Purple Cow"
    I'm Sorry now I wrote it
    But I can tell you Anyhow
    I'll Kill you if you Quote it!

    -- both by Gelett Burgess (orig. 1896)

    --
    ~REZ~ #43301. Who'd fake being me anyway?
  107. I wonder... by paranoid.android · · Score: 2

    I've read through most of the comments posted, and many refer to Hilary Rosen as "she," "her," etc.

    I wonder if Mr. Rosen would be upset if he knew that a significant portion of Slashdot readers (and, possibly, the general population) thought he was a woman.

    Kinda puts a smile on your face, huh? :-)

    1. Re:I wonder... by huh_ · · Score: 1

      I've read through most of the comments posted, and many refer to Hilary Rosen as "she," "her," etc.

      I wonder if Mr. Rosen would be upset if he knew that a significant portion of Slashdot readers (and, possibly, the general population) thought he was a woman.

      Kinda puts a smile on your face, huh? :-)

      Hilary Rosen IS a woman you idiot.

  108. Gateway's Marketing Group... by Spencerian · · Score: 2

    ...should think about a few things with their ad campaign.

    The biggest one is that cows are FEMALE, yet their spokescow has a nice baratone voice.

    Transgendered cow, maybe? I wonder how good it would taste after a few hours of grilling.

    --
    Vos teneo officium eram periculosus ut vos recipero is.
    1. Re:Gateway's Marketing Group... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unlike real-life cows who have high-pitched feminine voices?

      Have you ever even seen a real cow?

  109. MS Statement of Fact ... by royalblue_tom · · Score: 1

    If you read the Microsoft case Statement of Fact, it pretty much spells out why - all the major OEMs were prevented by MS from adding pre-desktop software (i.e. anything on the bootup other than a "this is a gateway flash screen"). Compaq, as an example, saw their returns, and user complaints skyrocket in the immediate and subsequent months of being forced to pull their value added stuff (the stuff you hide in the back ground to help the less techie users).

    Back to the article (Off topic? Me?). A number of people are having a go at Gateway for "protecting their business model". Well, duh. Oh, wait! Their business model happens to be the "standard throughout the world" de facto business model. The advert is a good step forward though - this is not going to be another Hollins' slip it through on the quiet effort if there's mainstream TV singing (cow) about it!

    A DRM machine is not "my" machine, since it decides what *I* can do. It could do more, but it won't let me. And I'm expected to pay for a device like this? I would accept the argument "it helps you not break the law", if it wasn't for the other totally legal things it will also help me *not* do.

  110. What If... by bjschrock · · Score: 2, Funny

    So if the Chick-fil-A and Gateway cows did team up, would we see ads like this?

  111. Lets Stop The Propaganda by DerFeuervogel · · Score: 2


    Let's not buy into the propaganda!

    Using the word "Piracy" to imply copyright infringement equates the act with robbery
    on the high seas, a form of thievery that can include killing of the innocents on the
    ship targeted by the pirates. While I don't condone copyright infringement, demonizing
    it as "Piracy" seems a bit much. I can define for myself what I will equate with killing
    on the high seas. Sharing an MP3 with a friend is NOT one of them.
    </General service announcement >

  112. That subversive hacker group is behind this by Rick+the+Red · · Score: 3, Funny

    You know, the Cult of the Singing Cow.



    &nbsp &nbsp



    &nbsp &nbsp



    &nbsp &nbsp

    Ow! Stop hitting me!
    It was just a joke. Geeze.
    Ow!

    --
    If all this should have a reason, we would be the last to know.
  113. No CD-burner - No Backups by royalblue_tom · · Score: 1

    How am I supposed to back up my data?
    In the finance industry, for SEC and exchange compliance reasons, you've got to store all your trading records for a number of years, on permanent media. Should we go back to keeping paper records? Should I paint the data on the insides of caves.

    The hard disk on my home PC died, and had to be replaced. It was only the fact that I had all my files backed up on CR-RW that kept me sane!

    Yea for the cow, that's what I say.

  114. No problem - want a higher performance version? by BLKMGK · · Score: 2

    Dummy, Ford sells engines over the counter. So does GM, so does Toyota, so do most car manufacturers. In fact GM and Ford will both sell you higher performance versions of many of their engines. Prices are good and in the case of their V8s dyno tested and known to work well. You don't know much about cars do you?

    Gateway stores should be selling more than just full on systems if their parts are quality pieces.

    Having said that - I had a Gateway that my company had purchased for me. A couple of years after buying it it nearly went up in flames with sparks shooting out the back (!). Called up Gateway, gave them my service number, they shipped me a new one - better model too. I slapped my junk one in the same box and shipped it right back - they had UPS pick it up for free. Cost to me was ZERO and I found their customer service to be excellent. I still use that monitor to this day - it's a decent quality part. A shame Gateway makes it hard to buy them seperate huh? Oddly enough - that's the last remaining part from that computer and it's now at least 4 years old!

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    Build it, Drive it, Improve it! Hybridz.org
    1. Re:No problem - want a higher performance version? by jedidiah · · Score: 2

      The whole point of a brick-and-mortar shop for Gateway should be to service this sort of need for their previous customers. It is in Gateway's interest to increase it's customer base and to keep their previous customers buying from them. Anything that does not encourage such practices is ultimately undermining their entire business.

      Whoever is in charge of that division needs to be pimp slapped by the CEO.

      --
      A Pirate and a Puritan look the same on a balance sheet.
  115. *Gandhi* by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's Gandhi, dammit.

  116. the compromise by BlueboyX · · Score: 2

    In that article, it claims that several Senators are wanting a compromise, including getting rid of parts of the DMCA (although that would probably mean just the parts that wouldn't hold up in court anyway).

    My idea is this: They might pass a version of the CBDTPA and at the same time weaken the DMCA. In other words, there would be copy protections but you would be allowed to circumvent them.

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    "Never, never suspect the dreams within the dreams of dreaming children." ~The Amazon Quartet
  117. Microsoft and DRM by jvonk · · Score: 1
    I was a software development engineer intern with Microsoft last summer. As is tradition, there was one evening during the summer when Gates interacted with the interns and fielded questions from the floor. A fellow intern and I decided to inquire as to Microsoft's position on intellectual property rights in light of the peer to peer phenomena and Microsoft's recent shift of emphasis to service/subscription based revenue models.

    Gates was very clear in his support for hardware level DRM as an industry standard (and not just on PCs). He indicated that it was necessary for IP protection and that Microsoft was going to spearhead DRM initiatives.

    Conclusion: do not expect much support from MS in the fight to protect fair use.

  118. Honestly... by Dirtside · · Score: 2

    I'd much rather prefer to see Man-Eating Cow attacking the CBDTPA.

    Actually, I'd rather see Man-Eating Cow eating Fritz Hollings.

    --
    "Destroy science and religion. Science would re-emerge exactly the same; but not religion." - Penn Jillette, paraphrased
  119. Help out Gateway by MADCOWbeserk · · Score: 1

    I am not trying to start a battle of computer preferences, but alot of people ask me which computer to buy. When a design an IT infrastructure for a company, I usually try to specify the systems. I have never recommended Gateway's to businesses (Gateway just doesn't seem to have a focus on business systems). But I always recommend to regular Joes who ask. They have decent support, and I have personally had bad luck with Dell systems. Now that gateway has supported the geek community with this action maybe we start pushing them for the business community we serve. Programmers, demand as Gateway as your next workstation, they will build it however you want. Get them on corporate desktops, maybe they don't have all the management tools and network administrator control tools IBM Dell, or HP have(a case can be made for open source altenatives), but they are cheap and saving $500 per machine, pays for a lot of support and spares. Besides utimately if you are storing data and app settings on the local machine, you have a pretty amateur setup. Frankly it is getting the image of the stupid Cow out the way, that is really hurting GW, businesses don't like cute. Gateway also doesn't really make many servers, so an end to end single supplier hardward solution isn't possible.

    Good Luck Gateway, lets all try to throw some money to you.

  120. Re:Dear Rosen, by Steve+B · · Score: 1
    Hilary Rosen is a mixed bag, that's for sure. She has done an incredibly admirable job of keeping the government from censoring artists,

    When?

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    /. If the government wants us to respect the law, it should set a better example.
  121. Thank you Gateway! by WillWare · · Score: 2
    These RIAA schmucks aren't just trying to control music. They are trying to lock down all computer hardware and software, and bring an end to innovation everywhere. The landscape of the intellectual commons is already dismal enough -- only big corporations can derive any significant benefit from patents, and more stuff is patented every day.

    Gateway could said, "We're big enough to play the cross-licensing game, we can afford to sit idle and watch this go by". In a world with a few too many greedy bullies, this is a welcome act of rebellion.

    Downloading MP3s is lovely, but the real prize is the right to think and innovate. I thank Gateway for speaking out in support of that right.

    --
    WWJD for a Klondike Bar?
  122. Senator Holling's website feedback form by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    tell Senator Hollings what you think of his new legislation:
    http://www.senate.gov/~hollings/webf orm.html

  123. CBDTPA is Immune to Criticism by Jerf · · Score: 2

    I wrote an article that plays off of similar themes as your post: The CBDTPA Is Immune to (Conventional) Criticism.

  124. Simple by Jonathan+Hamilton · · Score: 0

    They don't taste as good as beef.

    I never figured out why the gateway guy listens to the Cow instead of just killing it at eating it.
    (Granted I don't know anything about Cattle grazing,) but the cow looks big enough to eat.

    It's always sitting around doing nothing too.
    MMM tender meat.

    1. Re:Simple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The cow in the Gateway ads is a dairy cow, is it not? He listens because he knows he has the cow in a bad position. She doesn't know she's a dairy cow and she's trying to stay off the menu.

  125. MOD PARENT UP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You said it man.

  126. Ironic... by DarkProphet · · Score: 2

    that even as I type this I am ripping a CD to MP3. Yes its my CD, I paid for it. Its starting to get pretty beat up, so I want an archivial copy of it before its totally unreadable. The RIAA seems to want to make me think this is illegal. The funny thing is that when I pay for a CD, I am paying for the content, which I have the right to do with however I see fit. The fact that I might do something with the content which breaks a law is completely irrelavant. In actuality, almost all the MP3's I've downloaded are tracks from CDs I've either lost, wrecked, or had stolen. I don't think thats wrong. Yes, I also download other tracks, but mostly this is to broaden my musical tastes, which leads to increased spending on these artists. I don't think any of my uses for MP3 and such are out of line. I don't think my usage hurts the RIAA (much to my chagrin). Anyway maybe my next machine will be a Gateway...

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    What could possibly hurt the security of the American people more than giving our own government the ability to hide its
  127. AMAZING! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I thought this discussion was about commercials. Not gateway bashing. there are other sites for that. as afar as not liking being lied to, well, get used to it. it happens at gateway, dell, compaq, apple, IBM, etc. why not use the thing for 30 days, if you dont like it then, return it for a full refund. dont be upset as this was the first time a salesman lied. ( i cant image that!)besides, whether or not you are happy about the service, did you still like the cow?

  128. yes but not really. by Brigadier · · Score: 2



    I will admit upon hearing a good CD i never thought i woudl buy on napster (creed) i went out and bought it. Where i work there is a music pool on the server of music thats really music that's been ripped (better quality) I think the reason gateway is doign this is to get support as much as the record companies renounces shared music it's very popular with the common folk, it's basically a better cassette. by supporting it gateway becomes a renagade and gets to sell more peripherals. think about it, i need to get a new computer with a cd burner so i can listen to music so now instead of sitting collecting dust cept when i type up a paper i'm on line listening to my music my way when i want. The polititions who support the RIAA can bite me because the only reason they support them is due to lobbyists

  129. Gateway not mentioning legal issues enough?` by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    From the Wired article: [i]Of course, the extent of Gateway's on-air cautions about piracy don't go beyond the phrase "enjoy digital music legally." [/i]

    Hmm.. isn't this an awful lot like the "so-and-so urges you to drink responsibly" in alcohol commercials these days?

    Just how much more of a caution do we need? It's not as though someone's gonna get tanked up on illegal mp3's and go out to run someone over...

    1. Re:Gateway not mentioning legal issues enough?` by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      oops.. guess I've been using phpBB a bit too much lately. :-/

  130. Re:whatever -- Remember Bleem! by ronfar · · Score: 2
    ...and protect yourself by posting it anonymously or maybe through the EFF. (At least consult with them first.) Bleem was a 100% legal product (Reverse engineered Playstation emulator) that did not cut into Sony's profit margins at all. It actually made them money, but it had the potential to undermine their dominance in the market.

    So, Sony kept suing and losing until Bleem! went out of business. This was after Bleem! had been explicitely declared legal by the courts.

    Companies like Sony operate under a different set of laws than ordinary people need to follow. (I mean, honestly, isn't that what the whole Dmitry Sklyarov case was about?)

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  131. Re:RIAA's Comments ( and why we don't like them) by joeXray · · Score: 1

    I applaud Gateway for this, and I really hope that this helps bring them from the brink of going out of buisness. I plan on supporting them through corporate purchases (which I oversee). I hope supporting companies who endorse (publically) our ideals will win in the long run

    I just wanted to speak up as a Gateway laptop user (supplied by my corporate buyer).

    I have read the other comments such as ...

    They have effectively filled the consumer space crappy OEM PC manufacturer vacated by Packard Bell
    AND...
    I don't think there's any danger of Gateway cornering anything. They make overpriced, underwhelming mass-market PCs

    I have been using a Gateway Solo 5300 laptop with a 650 MHz Celeron, 128 MB, CD-RW and a 20 GB hard drive for approx a year. Included with the purchase was, of course the standard company software, Windows 2000 Pro and Office 2000 Pro. While this is not the best thing since sliced bread, it has been very useful and dependable. I rate my Gateway laptop above any of the other various laptops I have used in the past six years.

    I say more power to Gateway for trying to capitalize on ignorant congressmen with intelligent users.

  132. Singing Cows and Gateway's Gender Confusion by bmo · · Score: 1

    Ok, I grew up with cows.

    They're *female*.

    Why, on God's Green Earth does the Gateway Cow have a *male voice*?

  133. I saw this by Dios · · Score: 1

    I saw this commercial last night while watching tv.

    Its great. Fairly humorous commercial. The cow and the 'owner' of gateway (as you have seen him in other gateway commercials) are singing along while driving down the highway. Its hilarious. Then they ask if you like the song (a black screen, white font), then they say if you do, go download it at the gateway website, and burn it to cd.

    Pretty damn cool.

  134. Re:Dear Rosen, by Sinistar2k · · Score: 2
    Have a ball...


    Speech given to Senate Government Affairs Committee


    RIAA's summation of anti-censorship stuff - obviously biased, but hey


    Response to hearings in '98


    First-hand account of Senate sub-committee testimony in '97



    And while not artist related, there's also that little matter of helping found Rock the Vote


    She's also active in gay rights circles, but Google wasn't as helpful in digging up stuff about that.

  135. BS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In San Jose we had 2 very popular radio stations about 3 years ago, and I happened to like them both because they complemented each other. 105.3 KITS was an alternative rock station and the other station was 98.? a hard rock station. Well seems the conglomerates didn't like competing for advertising dollars so they merged to form 1 bland shitty pop station.

    They didn't merge in the interests of the public's listening tendencies, they merged to reduce costs and market competition, and in the process homogenized and marginalized the quality of the content. Corporations win, public loses. Corporations don't need to cater to the interests of captive markets.

  136. RE: Canadian by SkyLeach · · Score: 1

    Actually, american law has always been about the rich people using government to abuse others to their gain. It's just now becomming a government where the people have a snowball's chance in hell of fighting back.

    Some of that trend is good, some of it scares the hell out of me. Either way, it's happening.

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  137. I've seen it already by DaCool42 · · Score: 1

    I can't remember what TV channel it was, but I already saw a singing cow gateway ad. I am in Canada, so maybe it was a Canadian channel.

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  138. Re:Dear Rosen, by Steve+B · · Score: 2
    Going over those links, I found an example (under "Major Issues") of the basic fallacy underlying RIAA's position:
    Divestiture: Removing state investments, usually pension funds for retired state workers, from entertainment companies producing music with what some politicians consider "objectionable" lyrics.
    This simply is not a freedom of speech issue, or a freedom issue of any sort. The only issue that exists here at all is one of fiduciary responsibility of the state governments to the retired state workers.

    This may seem like a nitpick, but it isn't. It goes to the heart of RIAA's bogus notion that it has a "right" to make a profit. Well, no it doesn't, and neither does anybody else, because no such "right" exists. (They do, of course, have the right to attempt to make a profit and the right to publish. Both of those are genuine rights, which are unfortunately undermined by association with the counterfeit "right" to a profit.)

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  139. Mea Culpa! by Wintersmute · · Score: 2

    Wintersmute: Why is it that Americans aren't persuaded by the voice of reason, but a talking hamburger really helps you see things straight?

    Some Smartass AC: Because America doens't like you. Therefore they exhibit "odd" behavior just to piss YOU off.

    It appears that though an improvident use of "you" instead of "us" I seem to have cast myself as some beret-wearing Frog who complains about Eurodisney as the vanguard of cultural imperialism.

    Sorry, okay? I'm from New York. I like baseball, motherhood, and apple pie. I just think talking cows are weird, okay?

    Now, please excuse me while I clean out my inbox from the National Beef Council's hatemail, and Neosporin these karma burn marks. Man, I hope that don't scar.

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  140. CEO by SoaringRaven · · Score: 1

    The guy singing in the commercial is none other than the CEO of Gateway, Ted Waitt. So not only is he technical and managerial, but he is also an actor! Now if only he was a conscientious computer maker....

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  141. uh oh by BlueJay465 · · Score: 2
    please Please PLEASE!! let these singing cows be better than these ones. IMHO Gateway is furthering a is a more worthy cause for all us geeks.

    And now for some music:

    Eat steak, eat steak, eat a big ol' steer
    Eat steak, eat steak, do we have one here?
    Eat beef, eat beef, it's a mighty good food
    It's a grade 'A' meal when I'm in the mood.

    -The Reverend Horton Heat

  142. D'oh by coyote-san · · Score: 2

    I thought he was referring to those singing plastic fish that were heavily advertised a few Christmases ago.

    I didn't think they got much radio airplay, or had much bass for that matter (weren't they trout?), but I stopped listening to Corporate Radio years ago and I've heard weirder things promoted.

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    1. Re:D'oh by ryanwright · · Score: 2

      I thought he was referring to those singing plastic fish that were heavily advertised a few Christmases ago

      No, that's Billy the Big Mouth Bass. Or something like that. ;)

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  143. Music Embargo by Popocatepetl · · Score: 1

    It strikes me that if the RIAA is so concerned about people stealing from artists they should get their constituents to stop releasing music for a while. That way nobody can steal new releases from the artists. Since the RIAA isn't making money anyway because of all of the stealing it shouldn't be a problem for them...

  144. [OT] Gateway around the World? by gmanske · · Score: 1
    Gateway discontinued sales late 2001, in the Asia Pacific region.

    Are they still relevant in the US against Dell, Compaq, IBM, etc... ?

    Gmanske.

  145. CBDTPA-Acronym explained and singing cows.. by thumbtack · · Score: 1

    When I first saw the advertisement I laughed my rear off. The Second time it was ever better. as I realized their message was promoting the legal use of music, and copy technologies. On a side note: CBDTPA should be defined as "Crooks Buy Democrat To Push Agenda"

  146. Way OT: Dutch Courage by LinuxHam · · Score: 1

    What is Dutch Courage??

    I think that's the name of a song from one of Steve Albini's incarnations, Rapeman, and I always wondered what it meant.

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    1. Re:Way OT: Dutch Courage by NachtVorst · · Score: 1

      Acording to Lycos:

      Dutch Courage: Sometimes Offensive. courage inspired by drunkenness or drinking.

      I love the context-menu's in Opera... You can select a word and then search for it, translate it, or look in the dictionary/encyclopedia.

  147. There *is* a RealPlayer version... by nathana · · Score: 1

    ...and although it doesn't appear to be listed on Gateway, web site, there was a link to it in the Wired article that appeared in the body of the story here on Slashdot.

    Here is a link to it: http://www.filmcore.net/upload/1608/XGWA-2126.ram

    1. Re:There *is* a RealPlayer version... by WWWWolf · · Score: 1

      Choice between Windows Media and Real. Quaint.

      Sort of like choice between guillotining or axing. =)

      (In WM version, I saw three seconds of video and then it video froze... could only hear the sound. In Real version, it showed maybe 5 seconds of video+sound after loooong buffering, and then it got stuck buffering... (WMP7 and RealPlayer 8 Basic.) Any guesses on why I would prefer downloadable version? =)

    2. Re:There *is* a RealPlayer version... by nathana · · Score: 1

      Yeah...well, although you raise a valid point, the point of the parent post that I was responding to was that Gateway should have a video stream that can be watched across multiple platforms. It was not about the suckiness of WMP, it was about it's non-cross-platform-ness (is that a word? ;-)). I was merely countering that with a link to a video stream which is easily viewed under Linux using the free RealPlayer 8 and RealOne ALPHA for Linux players.

      Also, either version is easily "downloadable"; you just need the right tools. Word on the street is that there is a utility out there called VCR by StreamBox which can "brute-force" download and save either Real or Windows Media streams...but you didn't hear that from me. ;-)

  148. Re:I saw this last night-Actions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why not? Corporations certainly do.

  149. Singing Cow commercial on Comedy Central by ayden · · Score: 2

    I just saw the commercial during Saturday Night Live. I'm surprised the commercial aired the same day as the story appeared on slashdot.

    I wonder if it will be posted on the newly rivived Ad Critic, and itself distributed via the web and burned to CD-ROM?

    Although I've never really been a fan of Gateway (home of Laptop Support Hell), but I'm glad they're doing this.

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  150. OT: Ex Post Facto Laws by gizmo_mathboy · · Score: 2

    That's how most of our laws are, right now. Ex post facto -- you break them, you do the punishment. The RIAA/MPAA wants to undermine this situation, and prevent people from breaking the law. We already tried this once.

    Ex post facto? After the fact. Why didn't you use some other latin phrase: Quid pro quo, you're wrong.

    In law, ex post facto is usually talked about in the following situation:

    1) You perform act A.
    2) A law is passed that makes act A illegal. In fact the law even says that those people that committed act A before the law was made can be arrested.
    3) That is an ex post facto law and is unconstitutional in the US.

    To have an Ex Post Facto law in the US you better burn the Constitution or amend it.

  151. URL to Windows Media of commercial by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://www.gateway.com/home/deals/offers/music/dmz . html

    (or gateway.com--music link on right)

  152. Re:Read the article! by Gunstick · · Score: 1

    yeah, any player using the DLLs will play it, but I did not manage to download it!
    In a later post there is a link to the realplayer version.

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  153. CPSR letter by Tarah · · Score: 1

    On organization called "Computer Professionals for Social Responsiblity" recently submitted a letter to the Senate Judiciary committee, the five Senate sponsors, and Representatives Boucher and Schiff, to express their concerns regarding the CBDTPA.