Shit like this is why AOC knows that in TEH FUTAR, everybody's going to be going by train. nobody tell her that trains are just as dependent on software./snrk!
Cookie Clicker, but every time you click, it sends a penny to Apple!
Oh, and makes some sort of bullshit boop noise. Every once in a while throw in a different kind of boop to keep the player engaged.
Not impressed until they get to the part where the complete text of the Carl Sagan novel "Contact" shows up. Or Stanislaw Lem's "His Master's Voice", which probably comes first./snark
This will be watered down to the point where all it says is "Every internet-enabled appliance should have a password for security. The official credentials are scott/tiger". Enjoy.
We've known from since the time of Royal Rife that to build real Star Trek tricorders, you need to resonantly stimulate and sense the characteristic frequency of the testing material. This mucking around with nano blood samples is still messy biology. Also once you can determine the resonant frequency, it's a simple matter to destructively overdrive pathogens to blast them to bits. This has been settled super-science since the late 1920's.
a lot of room for follow-on studies:
1. compare incidence per capita of lion attacks on zebras vs horses
2. dress horses up with tiger stripes
3. dress horses up with cheetah spots
4. dress horses up a penguins
5. dress zebras up as horses
6. dress lions up as zebras
7. dress scientists up like horses
8. dress horses up as scientists - compare efficacy of acquiring grants
9. dress monkeys as cowboys and train them to ride dogs like horses
Oh, the Christians might be upset about a trivialization of Jesus? I thought they were worried the Aztecs would be upset of the representation of Nanahuatzin in a comic book. Boy, you sure don't want to piss off those Aztecs!
"Listen, and understand! That Terminator is not out there! It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop... ever, until your program is dead! "
Nah, we all hated Hatch looooonnnngggg before that. Back when he pushed to gerrymander that sweet NASA PORK to push solid boosters on the Space Shuttle design so Morton Thiokol, a major business in his home state of Utah, could lap at the government trough, resulting in the death of 7 astronauts. Set the USA Space Program back 35 years with that craven greed and stupidity.
For want of a screw the computer was lost.
For want of a computer the contract was lost.
For want of a contract the worker was lost.
For want of a worker the taxes was lost.
For want of the taxes the infrastructure was lost.
For want of the infrastructure the country was lost.
And all for the want of a miniature screw.
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yeah, but explain this...
Mickey - mouse - pants
Goofy - dog - pants
Pluto - dog - no pants
Donald - sailor - no pants
"Lands all three boosters for the first time"
Cool!
Now do four!
So as I always suspected, "NO!", "STOP!" and "GODDAMIT!" recognize their names, they're just ignoring me since they're assholes.
April Fools day on the internet should be International Critical Thinking day. A day to teach what everyone should be practicing 365 days a year.
Shit like this is why AOC knows that in TEH FUTAR, everybody's going to be going by train. /snrk!
nobody tell her that trains are just as dependent on software.
Don't remove the restraining bolt or those droids will run off into the hills. There will be no end to the trouble.
wait, wait, here me out...
Cookie Clicker, but every time you click, it sends a penny to Apple!
Oh, and makes some sort of bullshit boop noise. Every once in a while throw in a different kind of boop to keep the player engaged.
to recap:
Netflix - but from Apple
Steam - but from Apple
Visa - but from Apple
News - but from Apple
The only innovation I see here is the attempt to direct other peoples' revenue streams into Apple's coffers.
Yeah.
The question is what is Natural Selection selecting for with the passengers?
Yeah, but do they have a HEMI in it?
Not impressed until they get to the part where the complete text of the Carl Sagan novel "Contact" shows up. /snark
Or Stanislaw Lem's "His Master's Voice", which probably comes first.
This will be watered down to the point where all it says is "Every internet-enabled appliance should have a password for security. The official credentials are scott/tiger".
Enjoy.
We've known from since the time of Royal Rife that to build real Star Trek tricorders, you need to resonantly stimulate and sense the characteristic frequency of the testing material. This mucking around with nano blood samples is still messy biology. Also once you can determine the resonant frequency, it's a simple matter to destructively overdrive pathogens to blast them to bits. This has been settled super-science since the late 1920's.
Best I can do is Elon Musk + Bitcoin , two days ago.
::cue::cat play, but that would surely get me into the hall of fame.
I have no idea how to make that into a
SCO would also be another big scorer.
you've got a good start on a 21st century country song, finish it!
a lot of room for follow-on studies:
1. compare incidence per capita of lion attacks on zebras vs horses
2. dress horses up with tiger stripes
3. dress horses up with cheetah spots
4. dress horses up a penguins
5. dress zebras up as horses
6. dress lions up as zebras
7. dress scientists up like horses
8. dress horses up as scientists - compare efficacy of acquiring grants
9. dress monkeys as cowboys and train them to ride dogs like horses
I don't care how razor-thin the hinge is, that's two screens there, mate. + the other one.
Bless his heart...
"No bucks, no Buck Rogers"
"News for Nerds, Stuff that matters" I seem to have heard that around here once upon a time. Stereotypical nerds are interested in comics.
On a different front, these guys probably didn't want the competition.
Tthe R. Crumb book of Genesis came too late for poor little Sheldon Cooper.
Oh, the Christians might be upset about a trivialization of Jesus?
I thought they were worried the Aztecs would be upset of the representation of Nanahuatzin in a comic book. Boy, you sure don't want to piss off those Aztecs!
Maybe I'll finally be able to learn to play "Grumpy Snail".
the missing null terminator .
"I won't be back..."
-- or --
"Listen, and understand! That Terminator is not out there! It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop... ever, until your program is dead! "
Nah, we all hated Hatch looooonnnngggg before that. Back when he pushed to gerrymander that sweet NASA PORK to push solid boosters on the Space Shuttle design so Morton Thiokol, a major business in his home state of Utah, could lap at the government trough, resulting in the death of 7 astronauts. Set the USA Space Program back 35 years with that craven greed and stupidity.
It's not automatically picking up the dog poop that is the problem.
The problem is limited battery life prevents automatically delivering the dog poop to Washington.
For want of a screw the computer was lost.
For want of a computer the contract was lost.
For want of a contract the worker was lost.
For want of a worker the taxes was lost.
For want of the taxes the infrastructure was lost.
For want of the infrastructure the country was lost.
And all for the want of a miniature screw.