And that is why plummeting birth rates will lead to Japan to being the first country to grant full rights to AIs in a generation.
You can bank on that.
Actually ubiquitous autoplaying video content is just another step in project MKRAGE to turn us all into constantly pissed off raving lunatics intent in nothing more than the destruction of the no-me. cf 2016 election onwards
Listen, and understand! That Brickernator is out there! It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't take smoke breaks, sick days, or catcall women walking down the street! And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until that house is built!
It looks like the diagram on the cover doesn't specify the direction the record should turn.
I'm more concerned about what happens if the aliens play the record backwards. They might actually think that we're into that kind of stuff when they come to visit. Instructions unclear, caused interstellar war.
The way to brute force is simple and widely known.
1.Simply create a pocket universe where time run many many times faster than ours 2. drop your computer in there 3. run the brute force 5. retrieve the computer with the results from the pocket universe 6. make sure to safely deallocate the pocket universe when done.
good grief, do I have to tell you monkeys how to do everything?!!!
Slashdot Mirror
Bats DO NOT crash into windows.
The bats are a projection from Bruce Wayne's diseased mind.
Damn blipverts erase your memory of the show when you bingewatch.
Those damn government scientists with their gold-plated Corollas.
They ought to get into climate studies where the real graft is!
when re-flashing a pacemaker, always be sure to mount a scratch monkey
And that is why plummeting birth rates will lead to Japan to being the first country to grant full rights to AIs in a generation.
You can bank on that.
Actually ubiquitous autoplaying video content is just another step in project MKRAGE to turn us all into constantly pissed off raving lunatics intent in nothing more than the destruction of the no-me.
cf 2016 election onwards
What, Daryl McBride wasn't available? Wait, no, should've pardoned Martin Shkreli and tapped him for the post.
This is like the opening act that sets the scene in a disaster movie.
Also, NEVER let a Senator drive the submarine!
Listen, and understand! That Brickernator is out there! It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't take smoke breaks, sick days, or catcall women walking down the street! And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until that house is built!
Good. Automation in the home construction business will drive down prices so normal mortals can afford a house, right?
Who am I kidding, this will just allow speculators to throw up more buildings to be snapped up by Chinese investors and sit empty.
It looks like the diagram on the cover doesn't specify the direction the record should turn.
I'm more concerned about what happens if the aliens play the record backwards. They might actually think that we're into that kind of stuff when they come to visit.
Instructions unclear, caused interstellar war.
wed128 feigns knowledge of the historical documents
disappointing. This used to be a nerd site.
Still in keeping with the traditions of our people, " No wireless. Less space than a Nomad. Lame. "
the whole point of a Doomsday Machine is lost if you KEEP IT A SECRET!
The way to brute force is simple and widely known.
1.Simply create a pocket universe where time run many many times faster than ours
2. drop your computer in there
3. run the brute force
5. retrieve the computer with the results from the pocket universe
6. make sure to safely deallocate the pocket universe when done.
good grief, do I have to tell you monkeys how to do everything?!!!
Steve Jobs didn't tell Woz about the bonus for Breakout and kept the money.
And when Woz found out, he gave Jobs cancer.
Always brings warm feeling to my heart!
This is how the Dread Pirate Roberts developed an immunity to the deadly poison iocane.
"guaiacol"?
GUACAMOLE ALCOHOL?! Maybe science has gone too far...
I was Wordperfect World Champion at the 1987 Rodeo in Orem!
I've got you beat, I gouged out my eyes to avoid ever seeing "Pirates of the Caribbean : Dead Men Tell No Tales" by accident.
BAH.
By definition carbon nanotubes are all inanimate carbon rods.
I'm sure glad we've got a level-headed leader with years of experience in international diplomacy!
When the rapture comes, I'm taking your car.
TIL there currently aren't any programming languages comprised entirely of swearing.
"How to read the fucking manual"
"How to ask a question"
and "how to spot bullshit"
We'll make it up on volume!
"leaked" "scripts"
greatest fakeout EVAR.