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  1. Re:How do you separate the two? on TiVo to Sell Your Fast-Forward Button · · Score: 3, Funny
    "I defy you to deliver channels to me *without* the content."
    • Turn on UPN or the WB any day of the week...

  2. Re:They need robots for this? on Robots to Rid Us of Cockroaches? · · Score: 2
    "If you think this post is Offtopic, you can suck my nuts."
    • Why would you need that? You've already got sheep.
  3. Re:Why lord why... on Half-Life 2 Finally Activated · · Score: 1
    I wonder if macdonalds would do...
    • They've got WiFi at my local McDonald's.... Just make sure you let her supersize it! It is her birthday after all.

  4. Is your mother a tracer? on Ask Gabe and Tycho of Penny Arcade · · Score: 1

    Well, is she?

  5. Better Implementation on DIY High-Quality XGA Projector for ~$300 · · Score: 1

    Wouldn't this be better suited to project from a second room behind a screen if you have a house with that setup. You could cut down on the noise and the extra light from the ugly classroom projector. Not many people have the luxury of a projector room, but my next house will if I have anything to say about it.

  6. Silly Slashdot on MSN Search Roundup · · Score: 1

    It's gotta hit version 3.0 before it'll topple Google.

  7. Words to live by... on Electronic Arts Facing Possible Class Action Lawsuit · · Score: 4, Funny

    Don't hate the player ... hate the game!

  8. Re:WTF? on Video iPod Available... Sort of · · Score: 3, Funny
    "Seriously, why is this news?"

    Can't you read? It says iPod right there in the subject line.
    • Not only iPod, but iPod + StarWars. It's like two worlds colliding.
  9. Re:WHAAAAAA! on EA Games: The Human Story · · Score: 2, Funny
    "You did exactly what I would do, if I hated my job... you quit."
    • What country do you live in? Here we SUE!

  10. Re:Yeah, because that what we need. on Bit Rot Stalks Your Digital Keepsakes · · Score: 1

    Consider it a rare opportunity to see what happens beyond the walls of your parents' basement.

  11. Re:I love the letter that announced that change on Best Buy: 20% Of Customers Are Wrong · · Score: 4, Insightful

    My favorite line from the cable rate hike letter is:

    "We promise you that you will not get another rate hike for another year."

    Actually they're promising that they'll raise my rates again exactly one year from now!

  12. Re:Why can't he just return it? on XBox Owner Sues Microsoft · · Score: 1
    "Don't want to risk it? Don't drink coffee."
    • How's that solve the problem of pencils?
  13. Re:rounders quote on Geeks Playing Poker? · · Score: 1

    Mike McDermott : "You can't lose what you don't put in the middle."
    [Pause]
    Mike McDermott : "But you can't win much either."

  14. Wired ... Except for Alumni Email on America's Most Connected Campuses · · Score: 1

    Too bad they just decided to revoke free email for their alumni ... instead charging $15/year for basic email service.

  15. Re:Some Help for Yelp on Search By.... Email? · · Score: 1
    "Two, why not just filter yelp email into a separate folder and look at it later?"
    • You can do it ... I can do it ... but probably 3/4 of everyone you and I know wouldn't have the first clue how to set that up. To succeed, this needs to appeal to the masses.

  16. Some Help for Yelp on Search By.... Email? · · Score: 1

    Here's my advice: Move the communication mechanism from the inbox to somewhere else ... perhaps a tab in an instant messaging app, or perhaps a stand-alone tray app itself. Yelp messages showing up in your inbox will be resented ... but if an icon were to show up in my taskbar, I might consider clicking on it to see what a friend needs. Bottom line, I want to respond to "Yelps" on my schedule ... not on theirs ... and a message at the top of my inbox is too intrusive for me to find the service appealing.

  17. Suggestion... on Smart Cars Coming to Canada and U.S. · · Score: 1

    Why don't they just brand these things as "coffins" and save a step?

  18. Re:opie and anthony on Stern Will Jump To Sirius In 2006 · · Score: 1

    First of all ... Norton IS back with O&A.
    Second of all ... the extra $2/month is actually protection. Ya see, contrary to how it is now ... the FCC probably will have influence over Sirius and XM one day. By throwing an extra $2/month into the deal, it turns into a subscription service ... similar to Pay-Per-View-Porn, or the Playboy channel on XM. They can't block that the same way they could "mainstream satellite radio" once it becomes ubiquitous.

  19. Re:resolv.conf on Ask Unix Co-Creator Rob Pike · · Score: 4, Funny
    "Ahh, you see, UNIX was created back in the day when we couldn't afford vowels, and many consonants.
    • I blame that bitch Vanna...
  20. Re:Monsanto (check your facts) on Kodak Wins $1 Billion Java Lawsuit · · Score: 0, Flamebait
    "Historically, they are the company that brought us DDT"
    • I though that was "Jake-the-Snake Roberts" that brought us the DDT...

  21. Re:Stupid links suck on Subversion 1.1 Released · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    ditto...

  22. Why not do what the RIAA does? on FTC Wants Comments on Email Authentication · · Score: 2, Funny

    Why not do what the RIAA does ... and sue the people receiving the spam? Seems like that'd fix the problem ... right? Right?

  23. Anyone think it'll happen? on After the X Prize · · Score: 1

    yes ... as long as that orbital outpost is an asteroid headed towards earth.

    Rockhound : You know we're sitting on four million pounds of fuel, one nuclear weapon and a thing that has 270,000 moving parts built by the lowest bidder. Makes you feel good, doesn't it?

  24. Re:Huh? on Krita/KOffice Preview Version and Video Available · · Score: 5, Insightful
    "Developers aim at making Krita a user-friendly image manipulation program where users with no computer experience or slim experience...

    Are these people running Linux?"

    • Which came first ... the chicken or the egg?

  25. Better Solution on Verisign Develops Token for Age Verification · · Score: 1

    Here's my solution:

    Ask the person what their favorite Pokemon character is. The kid will give you an answer and maybe even draw you a picture. The adult will give you a blank stare.