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  1. Implications on Linking Hardware To Wetware · · Score: 1
    31337 will own windows users LITTERALLY!

    Brings a whole new meaning to the term 'zombie'.

    I tell for sure if the chick down the street is dating someone!

    Two words: Test CRAMMING.

    Be affraid to even so much as LOOK at a McAffee retail box.

    Norton Ghost sales to public schools would ski rocket.

    Imagine a realy bewolfe cluster of Natalie Portman Cruisers (see above).

    A million reasons to fear the local BOFH.

    people will run benchmarks against each other.

    Quake lan parties will require that you check firearms at the door, lest you forget which world you're in.

  2. T-shirts? on Infogrames Serves Civ3 Fans With Cease and Desist · · Score: 1

    So where can I pick up my 'Boycott Sid Meier' shirt/Tshirt/bumper sticker?

  3. Porn and small cameras.. on Rugby Ball Meets Web-Cam · · Score: -1, Redundant

    This will surely revolutionize the porn industry. Sex is better excersise than rugby anyway...

  4. Re:the iPod on Geek Gift Ideas 2001 · · Score: 1

    Why not take the ipod a step further and give it the ability to transcribe your voice notes in realtime and display them on the screen? Dragon does this anyway on a little bit more ram on a desktop PC. Ok...I know it's a stretch, but if Apple were able to pull it off...

  5. Handcuffs? on New Star Wars Episode II Trailer Out · · Score: 1
    I paused the trailer at two minutes, two seconds, grab a screen shot of Natalie Portman's ass and couldn't help but notice that she's handcuffed to the side of the vehical they're riding in. I couldn't tell if Anakin is cuffed or not. I wonder what it means?

    There's a pool here over whether this will be modded up as insightful or funny, or not at all. I'm betting on insightful.

  6. Eeeuhh on The Internet Under Siege · · Score: 1
    An article mentioning the Sklyarov case like this one does, is going to draw a lot more attention from policymakers to the problems the DMCA and other legal troubles are posing to online freedom than your average rant on a board like this, how well reasoned it may be."

    Some of these people have more respect for good grammar and punctuation too. I can't imagine why.

  7. autonomous computing potential... on Self-Assembling Nanocomputers · · Score: 1

    Quite frankly, electronic equipment that can re-arrange itself without any outside help scares me.

  8. Darwin Award on Ballooning into Space · · Score: 4, Insightful

    HmmmmmmmMMMmm. This sounds like another darwin award in the making!

  9. Patent pending on The (Possible) Future of Alternative Energy · · Score: 2, Funny

    Hydrogen has been around an awfully long time. Doesn't at least one mega-corp have it patented?

  10. Re:Thank the dear Lord in heaven! on Comdex Bans Bags From Show Floor · · Score: 1

    What about big men with strong hands? Surely you should ban strong hands too, as they could be used to strangle people!

  11. strip seach...eeww on Comdex Bans Bags From Show Floor · · Score: 1

    I would feel bad for the poor bastard that would have to strip search me. Heh.

  12. spin control on Passport's Pocket Picked · · Score: 1
    What happens when someone steals the basket with all your eggs?

    You through a smoke screen around the area until you can fabricate some new ones. Not to be a troll or anything, but this was only a matter of time.

    Maskirovka

  13. Katz on Microsoft, DoJ Reach Tentative Settlement · · Score: 0, Troll

    I nominate Jon Katz for the pannel!

    Maskirovka

  14. firewire on Apple releases iPod · · Score: 1

    While I don't see it in the system specs for this device, I think it might be possible to hook it up to other devices such as DV camcorders and firewire hardrives for data syncing. One of the advantages that firewire has over USB is that it's computer independant. For example, I mightput a 100gig hardrive in my car, and use the iPod to pull music and playlists off of it. Which would be way cool.

    Maskirovka

  15. Subscription?! on Slashdot Updates · · Score: 1

    At some point in the future, the FBI or 'orifice of homeland security' will go on yet another hacker hunt, and guess who's logs they'll want? Yep, Slashdot's.

    How would this effect me with a subscription? Well me ol Daddy used to say "if you hang out with pigs, you smell like pigs". To put it another way, if I get picked up for something unrelated, and they look me up in their database and see that I subscribed to a 'terroristic newsgroup', it might just have some unholy consequences (like the diff between $2,000,000 and $5,000,000 bail(tm)/jack).

    I'm probably being way paranoid, but in the unlikely event that I'm not, I hope this is something the subscription scheme will address. Or maybe some moderators will think I'm trolling and mod me into oblivion :P

    Maskirovka

    The .gov confiscated my .sig:P

  16. Re:physical security links? on Ethernet Wiring Through Hostile Territory? · · Score: 1
    Any info on programs to genereate traffic when a line is dead?

    IIS is a great app for generating traffic.

  17. Re:We already HAVE national ID cards!... on Ellison's ID Card Plan Gets More Attention · · Score: 1

    Hmm. Voting is voluntary, and voter registration is a public record...need I say more?

  18. maybe... on German Parliament Considers Linux · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    Maybe I should move to Germany...
    ..To escape the Nazis in the usa.

  19. PGP... on NAI to Sell Off PGP Product Line · · Score: 3, Troll

    Pretty Good Pinkslips
    oh wait...oxymoron

  20. Business as usual on McNealy Calls for National ID Card Too · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Sorry to play the devil's advocate here, but these people are payed the big bucks to enrich their stock holders. It's their sole purpose. This is an excelent oportunity for them to do so. Wtf do you expect from any self respecting CEO?? (excluding Steve Jobs maybe)

    Maskirovka

  21. Net: most serious mediium for flamewars on Net: Now Our Most Serious News Medium? · · Score: 2, Funny
    Net: Now Our Most Serious News Medium?

    Yes, it's getting harder and harder to find a good flamewar on TV, so we resort to the Net.

  22. Re:Bwa ha ha ha ha on Napster Calls MusicNet Monopolistic; Judge Agrees · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I'd prefer a case of alien bites human, injects a spore, which eats the human from the inside out in excrusiating pain, which eventually kills them.

    Maskirovka

    Call me a cynic will you

  23. naming and apple on A Computer Display in Ordinary Sunglasses? · · Score: 1

    Just be carefull not to market your glasses as generation 3. I believe Apple has a G3 trademark, and would be more than happy to sue you.

  24. don't return it! on Compaq Recalls Notebook AC Adapters · · Score: 1

    Give the powersupply to your ex as part of the divorce settlement (if applicable).

  25. Re:Advice on Ask A Tech-Savvy Lobbyist About The Politics Of Computing · · Score: 0, Flamebait
    You are a total loser, but that was very funny.

    At least I'm not affraid to put my name on what I'm saying.