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  1. ObOnTopicSoprano Quote on Confronting Address Space Hijackers · · Score: 1

    "Fuckin' internet" - Tony, Episode 20, "D-Girl"

  2. Solution on Confronting Address Space Hijackers · · Score: 4, Funny

    Arm DNS Registrars with guns and tazers

    Ask users to take off shoes before mass e-mailing

    Round up geeks and other suspicious technical people as 'persons of interest' to secure undisclosed locations...

    Wait, these guidelines are from Homeland Security.

  3. Summarizing the Consensus on Executing a Mass Departmental Exodus in the Workplace? · · Score: 1

    If you're making an Exodus, make sure that when you get to your 'Red Sea', you have both an escape route and a way to CYA from those you're running from.

  4. Who was Elizabeth....? Ah! on "V" Sequel Coming to NBC · · Score: 1

    Who else thought Elizabeth (Lizard Breath, ha ha) was hot? Hot in that greasy 80's sort of way... ...played by Jennifer Cooke.

    According to a Google-cached Tripod website (no longer online):

    Biographical Information
    Jennifer was born in September 1964 in Sataukey, Long Island. She is 5'6" tall. As well as acting, Jennifer has also done some swimsuit modelling. She is currently married to "Celestial Seasonings" founder Mo Siegel. With her husband, she co-wrote the 1996 cookbook, "Cooking with Tea: A Celestial Seasonings Cookbook". Jennifer has retired from show business, and with Mo is active in the Urantia Brotherhood/Fellowship.

  5. Re:Bring back Molly Ringwald as the V-mom on "V" Sequel Coming to NBC · · Score: 1


    >>Bring back Molly Ringwald as the V-mom

    >That was Blair Tefkin, not Molly Ringwald.

    ...who got the part of Robin Maxwell after Dominique Dunne was murdered during the filming of the Original Series. Other than one reverse shot, all of Dominique's scenes were subsequently deleted.

  6. Answer on "V" Sequel Coming to NBC · · Score: 1

    I thought that when the rebel fighters developed the Red Dust they would disperse it around the planet, into the air. The ending of the series doesn't get into details, but it is assumed that the humans won after the little girl safed the mother ship from crashing and killing the leader with the dust. How can the Visitors STILL be in charge when they can't even breathe the air.

    The planet shifted to a pro-Visitor political climate. Lots of tax cuts, improvements in education, and a balanced budget. Besides, don't you think it's suspicious that those rebels use "Red Dust" to defeat the Visitors? Sounds pretty pinko to me.

    "Visitors Bless the Earth ... and no where else!"

  7. Re:Is this the worst TV skiffy program ever? on "V" Sequel Coming to NBC · · Score: 1

    This is incredibly silly: if they want water, they could simply get it from Europa, or no doubt many places in their own solar system: hydrogen and oxygen aren't exactly rare elements, and if oxygen was rare there, life wouldn't have evolved there anyway.

    Europa already has a nuclear weapons program in place, so they're just at the negotiation/diplomatic stage.

    Besides, as others have pointed out, it's not about the water! This is about liberating humans!

  8. One Word on Have Humans Come Close To Extinction? · · Score: 1

    Gilgamesh.

    Every civilization that can trace its culture back to Mesopotamia has its own version of the epic.

  9. Yeah, that should be "UAL 93" on Research: Mobile Phones Disrupt Aircraft · · Score: 1

    And I hit the preview button as well to check. My Dumbass.

    And to the ACs who still want to nitpick: Let's Troll.

  10. A related thought re:9/11 on Research: Mobile Phones Disrupt Aircraft · · Score: 3, Informative

    It would be interesting if one of the mitigating factors how passangers on UAL 77 overpowered their hijackers was because of the cell phones used to call loved ones, hence interfering with the instrumentation and/or guidance controls, enough to distract the highjackers.

    Hmmmmmm.....

  11. I am shocked -- SHOCKED, I say! on Inappropriate Spam Reaching Children? · · Score: 2, Funny

    How DARE you parent your child without the Government's permission and/or blessing.

    And doing a much better job than the Government, too. * tsk tsk tsk *

    Have you no sense of propriety, you AC?

  12. Re:I have to agree... on RIAA Grabs Student's Life's Savings · · Score: 1

    Very few articles make me angry. This one did.

    RIAA _is_ a bully. Someone needs to stop them.


    Hmmmm... does the RIAA have WMDs?

  13. Obnoxious And Disliked = Flagged for Screening? on False Positives, Few Matches Plague 'No-Fly' List · · Score: 1

    "I'm sorry, Mister Adams, but airport security rules prohibit carrying all these pins onboard. Now if you'll just cooperate with these officers..."

  14. Whew! on Microsoft Patents Interactive Entertainment · · Score: 4, Funny

    Headline: Microsoft Patents Interactive Entertainment

    *me sweats bullets*

    Summary:The patent would seem to cover pretty much any implementation of a video-on-demand system that you (or at least I) can think of.

    * me breathes sigh of relief *

    For a moment, I though M$ finally had the means to patent the sexual act.

  15. Re:retaliation on Barbra Streisand, Miss Vermont, And Your Website · · Score: 1

    Yeah, that's just what you want. A class action launched against you by a whole gaggle of drunken sluts.

    Shhhh! FOX doesn't need any more ideas!

    "Joe Litigant"

  16. It's Babs' Turn to Utter the Phrase.... on Barbra Streisand, Miss Vermont, And Your Website · · Score: 2, Funny

    "I can see my house from here!
    .
    .
    .
    .
    . .... call my lawyer!"

  17. Re:Laptops? on What Kind Of Computer To Bring To College? · · Score: 1

    Why, back in my day, we didn't HAVE laptops. We had clunky old XT machines that weighed about a ton and you were lucky if your desktop held them!

    Or be lucky to have access to a "Fat Mac" with 1 MB RAM and $35(!) to buy five(!!) low-density Mac disks.

    Same era.

    I was in an advanced math class where we took turns taking notes, transcribing them, and them pass around copies of the notes. I ended just saying "fuck it" and Xeroxing my notes to the class.

    Oh, and the above comment about tape recorders -- only time I did it was with history discussion group when the professor *forbade* note-taking as too distractive.

    Old Coot Advice to High School Juniors and Below: For class, learn to take pen-paper notes NOW -- it becomes indispensible later in life with Endless Boring Meetings and having no electronic doo-dads to keep track.

  18. Re:Gollum sucked on Yoda, Gollum Take MTV Awards · · Score: 1

    I don't know about you guys, but I still don't think CGI is ready for the big time. In every movie it looks so obvious that there was CGI used that it almost ruins the movie for me.

    Yeah, even 70 years later, that big monkey still looks cheezy.

    (And I think he should have been given a Retro award before Yoda and Gollum.)

  19. Re:what did she have to say besides looking good? on Aimee Deep Interview · · Score: 1

    Sure, we'd all like to see her naked and petrified with hot grits down her pants, and, like another poster said, lord have mercy on all the jokes that come with that name, but who on Slashdot could possibly care what an 18 year old poster girl has to say about the legal issues of IP?

    I was going to reply that this was "akin to finding in-depth political and social commentary with the celebrity-of-the-most-recent-fifteen-minutes" and "well, if JPGs of Melinda Gates in Victoria's Secret lingerie were floating around, we'd all switch to M$ in a fap-beat", but then I'se got to thinkin'.

    Tradeshows have been using cheesecake models to influence the techs (and whose with the corporate pursestrings) through their dumbsticks even before Madster/Amiee was toddling in diapers. Tain't nothing new. Now she's preening and posing for her/her dad's company/standpoint.

    So? Besides showing off skin and her corporate connection, is she really anyone significant techwise? Otherwise, I expect to hear from Paris Hilton on the impact of the SARS pandemic on the tourist industry.

  20. Re:Foreskin restoration!? on Stem Cell "Master Gene" Found · · Score: 2, Funny

    Now I can finally get my foreskin back after 43 years without it!

    Oh great. More spam to look forward to.

  21. I can hear Huey's and Caesar's Grandpa now.... on Chinese Moon Base by 2012 - or 2006? · · Score: -1, Redundant

    "Lookit here! The moon done got the SARS now!"

  22. Re:game world != real world... on Shadowbane Servers Hacked, Chaos Ensues · · Score: 4, Funny

    Just because it happens to be a game doesn't mean that no one is responsible for screwing things up. Try walking into the NBA playoffs and stealing the ball.

    Jack Nicholson and Calvin Klein, notwithstanding...

  23. 'Matrix' comments are so last week on Shadowbane Servers Hacked, Chaos Ensues · · Score: 1

    The attackers wreaked havoc on at least one game server, with apparent god-like capabilities in-game.

    Gee, that Jim Carrey sure gets around...

  24. Re:RTCW on Washington State Restricts Anti-Cop Videogames · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Heck, anyone with a old 8-bit "Dukes of Hazzard" video game is in trouble. And it's a good thing they never made "Les Miz" into an action adventure game.

    So, this law sidesteps any degrees of corruption on the depiction of the law enforcement official. Wonderful.

  25. Big deal on 'Pacemaker'-like GPS Device for Humans · · Score: 1

    Frightened? Just think how effective we could fight terrorism! Every person in the US could be tracked, we could see who they meet and if they're sleeping, working maybe, in the future, what they're talking about.

    Santa's been doing that for years.

    That means, instead every year we'll be going to Tom Ridge to ask for a an official Red Ryder, carbine action, two-hundred shot range model air rifle with a compass in the stock and this thing that tells time.