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  1. The corpse of another fond childhood memory to be poked and prodded over - and ultimately ruined - by deluded old men. Much of Monty Python's appeal stemmed from poking fun at the establishment, at ridiculing societal norms. Now they are part of the establishment.

  2. Financial media on Musk Lashes Back Over Tesla Fire Controversy · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Now there's an institution that doesn't get enough scrutiny, especially the financial news channels. Bloomberg and their ilk aren't so far removed from Fox and Sky (or CNN) in terms of the actual product they deliver, which is sensationalist tripe, delivered by eye candy.

    What passes for journalism today is often little more than a series "factoids" carefully chosen to fit a particular narrative - pro bono omnium hominum.

  3. Re:Totally unhackable on Boston Cops Outraged Over Plans to Watch Their Movements Using GPS · · Score: 2

    OK, guys, no cruisers within 20 minutes from here - let's hit them.

    Do you live in Nebraska?

  4. Re:That's kind of the idea. on Boston Cops Outraged Over Plans to Watch Their Movements Using GPS · · Score: 1

    Exactly. Every supervisor I've had for the past decade has known that I read Slashdot on the job.

    Slashdot on the job!? You were lucky. I got a stern warning and dressing down in front of my co-workers when I was caught browsing Slashdot. Sometimes it really sucks working for Hustler.

  5. Re:Assassination Politics on Meet the 'Assassination Market' Creator Who's Crowdfunding Murder With Bitcoins · · Score: 1

    It's not political correctness when it's an obscene understatement made for comic effect, but in your case...

    WHOOOSH!

  6. Horatio Caine on the scene on Skydiving Accident Leaves Security Guru Cedric 'Sid' Blancher Dead At 37 · · Score: 1

    ( o_o)

    "Well it looks like..."

    ( o_o)-> ~O-O

    "the sky..."

    (~O_O)

    "was the limit."

    YYYYYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!

  7. No no no on Object Lessons: Evan Booth's Post-Checkpoint Airport Weapons · · Score: 0, Troll

    Evan, you stupid stupid fuck. Don't make it worse that in already is. This is an invitation to escalation - because the US security apparatus is run by paranoid, unimaginative, and autocratic morons. Cop at a traffic stop x 100. Most of the technically-minded among us who have to endure air travel have already thought about this sort of shit ad nauseam, and you know what? It would be extremely easy to put something together. Some matches and deodorant/hairspray and you've got a mini-flamethrower. Metal cans can easily be fashioned into a very sharp blade. Glass fragments too. But you had to go ahead and show us all how very clever you are, you stupid, smug fuck.

    Everybody can now look forward to two security screenings and the occasional body cavity search, and we'll have assholes like Evan to thank for it.

  8. Phantom Minus Minus on Stephen Wolfram Developing New Programming Language · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Stephen Wolfram is the George Lucas of scientific computing.

  9. Oh boy. on Stephen Wolfram Developing New Programming Language · · Score: 5, Funny

    First a new kind of SCIENCE, now a new kind of PROGRAMMING.

    Can't wait for a new kind of LOVE.

  10. To be fair to the TSA on TSA Screening Barely Working Better Than Chance · · Score: 1

    Chance has been working pretty hard lately, and from what I hear he is very thorough.

  11. Oh Christ. on P2P Data Not Private, But It Could Be · · Score: 1

    This guy again? He's like that over-friendly, know-it-all co-worker from your dad's office who would come to your parents' Christmas party and try to show off his worldliness (in spite of his role as a custodial engineer, just so you know) but in the end made you feel uncomfortable and socially awkward even though you were only six.

  12. Re:Where this is headed on US Intelligence Wants To Radically Advance Facial Recognition Software · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Of course they will look at the images. The problem arises because of the scale of the system: it can potentially sweep through tens of thousands of faces and do some cross-referencing of names and locations and oh look here it looks like someone who looks like so-and-so was at these places at these times and gee that's pretty compelling evidence because otherwise statistically it would be one hell of a coincidence that they weren't somehow involved in the crime, so likely they are guilty, when in fact it was nothing more than a coincidence. People have been convicted on much less. But, hell, in this society people seem to be OK with sending innocent people to jail as long as we get most of the bad ones (and as long as it isn't them).

    You seem to underestimate the mercenary nature of US law enforcement. If they have you in their sights, they can and will use everything they have against you, both within and without a court of law. Just ask Aaron Swartz.

  13. The problem with most geeks on US Intelligence Wants To Radically Advance Facial Recognition Software · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Is that when it comes to their work, they are essentially amoral. The likely use of a technology is secondary to the intellectual challenges posed by a scientific or engineering problem. The main thing is that a problem is "neat". Throw in a little bit of competition to get hearts racing and all managers have to do is sit back and wait for results. Thus we get crossbows, machine guns, nerve gas, nuclear warheads, smart bombs, mortgage-backed securities and surveillance systems. How many of the people who built these clevilish devices ever stopped to ask themselves: should I be doing this?. Maybe quite a few, but it still didn't stop most of them.

    Sadly, I think this situation is unavoidable, for you always encounter the argument: "better that we build it before somebody else does". Which I suppose is a valid point: in this world it's either fuck or be fucked, and morality don't enter into it. If only I hadn't been raised on a steady diet of moral platitudes and stories of good triumphing over evil, I could be more at peace with this reality.

  14. Where this is headed on US Intelligence Wants To Radically Advance Facial Recognition Software · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The false positive problem is going to become a real nightmare for some unfortunate individuals accused of crimes based on incorrect identification by this system, especially if it gains enough traction in courts of law and enough precedent is established. You could also envision a scenario where certain unsavory types end up gaming the system to frame others for their crimes.

    On one hand it's just a tool which can be used for good or ill. Unfortunately for the average citizen, law enforcement has a tendency to use all of the tools at its disposal against you in a court of law.

  15. Re: Wow on Venezuela: Cheap Television Sets For All! · · Score: 1

    I don't think Venezuela has quite reached this point. Certainly not "most", certainly not enough. And the revolution, if and when it comes, will not be televised (for there will be no TVs).

    Then again, what the hell do I know? I'm basing this assessment on a passing knowledge gleaned from a handful of magazine articles and the movie "Bananas".

  16. Re:Doesn't matter - FB has entered a death spiral on Facebook Patented Making NSA Data Handoffs Easier · · Score: 1

    The problem that Facebook faces is that much of its current stock price critically hinges on the belief that it is a "growth" stock. Look at some of the numbers ( http://www.thestreet.com/story/12043406/1/the-beginning-of-the-end-for-facebook.html ):

    The stock is ridiculously priced at 208 times trailing earnings, 48 times 2014 consensus earnings estimates, more than 10 times book value, and 18 times revenue.

    Once investors realize that FB is no longer growing - especially that young eyeballs and thumbs have moved elsewhere - they will also realize that it will never live up to its (admittedly unrealistic) future earnings estimates. At which point the stock price will plummet.

    That being said, I slightly retract my previous statement: FB won't die out completely, it will merely linger.

  17. Doesn't matter - FB has entered a death spiral on Facebook Patented Making NSA Data Handoffs Easier · · Score: 5, Interesting

    As go the teenagers, so goes the industry.

    http://www.theguardian.com/technology/2013/nov/10/teenagers-messenger-apps-facebook-exodus

    With all this social networking shit, perception is key: once FB is no longer consider cool or the "in-thing", it's fucked. Like Myspace fucked.

  18. Re: Wow on Venezuela: Cheap Television Sets For All! · · Score: 0

    Eventually the people in his own country are going to wake up to the consequences of his policy of thuggery and theft.

    They will wake up and proceed to blame their nightmares on all the wrong parties. It's not about controlling the economy, it's really about controlling hearts and minds. Look at the Perons in Argentina. Hell, look at Argentina today. When the bank forecloses on a house, the children will usually excoriate the bank as the villain, not the profligate parents who spent way beyond their means. The key here is to ensure your populace remains childlike and uninformed.

  19. Re:A few issues need to be addressed. on Music Industry Issues Take Down Notices to 50 Major Lyrics Sites · · Score: 1

    Without lyric sites I would have never learned about [David Lowery's] music.

    Are you saying it's like rain on your wedding day?

  20. Cutting off your nose to spite your face on Music Industry Issues Take Down Notices to 50 Major Lyrics Sites · · Score: 4, Insightful

    That's what this amounts to. And lost revenue. I've lost count of the number of times where I've been out in public and overheard pieces of a song I liked and committed key phrases to memory to google later. Never fails to find the song. (And frankly, sometimes the results are embarrassing. I like that shit?!)

  21. British Intelligence Responds? on British Intelligence Responds To Slashdot About Man-in-Middle Attack · · Score: 1

    "We have no comment to make on this particular story."

    How is this a response?

  22. Who can spare a thought for such matters on How Silicon Valley Helped the NSA · · Score: 5, Funny
  23. The "think of the children!" canard. I was expecting you sooner [casually takes a pull from an oversized brandy snifter].

  24. A day late and a dollar short on Microsoft Narrows Down CEO Shortlist: Elop, Mulally, Bates, Nadella In Mix · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Like naming a new captain to the Titanic after it hit the iceberg.

  25. Legal spying on Brazil Admits To Spying On US Diplomats After Blasting NSA Surveillance · · Score: 1

    Well, as long as it's legal, I see no ethical dilemmas. And as long as I can make up laws with no oversight I don't see any practical dilemmas either.

    The distinguishing mark of a true criminal (and not simply a lawbreaker) is an extralegal mentality: "the law applies to others (and with extreme prejudice), but not to me." To these people the law is often mrely a tool to achieve political ends - though sometimes it is an obstacle - but in and of itself is meaningless. Unfortunately, many of these people end up running for democratic office. And winning.