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  1. Microsoft's Result on Microsoft Goes Head-to-Head With IBM · · Score: 5, Funny
    "Big Blue Screen of Death"

    Please wait for your airline reservation while critical update download completes.

  2. After further study... on Philips Recalls Almost 12,000 Flat Panel TVs · · Score: 3, Funny

    It has been determined the real problem is that there is nothing on.

  3. Re:What Blue Hat Means... on Microsoft to Publish Blue Hat Findings · · Score: 1

    The Blue Badges of Death.

  4. We can fix it! on UK Demands Sourcecode for Strike Fighters · · Score: 5, Funny

    Gee, give us a few jets and we'll get right on writing Open Source Software for them...

  5. Re:British Rail on British Rail's Flying Saucer · · Score: 1
    It's the railway museum at Crewe, isn't it?

    This is Britain, where nothing goes in a museum until it is 300 years old.

  6. Re:Wrong Terminology on Hyperdrive and Space Propulsion · · Score: 1

    In this case the goal is "black sky".
    And eventually planets with skies of different colors.

  7. Re:They're... on What's up with Star Trek Online? · · Score: 1

    Yeah, they're so uniform in appearance.

  8. Ideal? Futuristic? on What Would Be Your Ideal Futuristic Home? · · Score: 1

    It would fly.
    And not be limited to this planet.

  9. Re:Skype vs Vonage vs ...? on Skype Announces Skype For Business · · Score: 1

    Actually I wouldn't be using paper-based faxing. Now do you have anything to contribute about fax-compatible alternatives to POTS?

  10. Skype vs Vonage vs ...? on Skype Announces Skype For Business · · Score: 2, Interesting

    So why use Skype rather than Vonage? Vonage has fax service, I see. Any other competitors?

  11. What is a "Movie"? on Movies Losing Popularity at Box Office · · Score: 1

    Is a "Movie" something like a video file? It wasn't defined.

  12. Re:Business Plan: on Cassini Finds Evidence of Water · · Score: 1
    Funny, but I'm pretty sure that consuming alien bacteria might be ill-advised.

    But it says "Natural" on the label! It must be good to consume!

  13. Re:Do we want this? on Lab Produces 3.6 Billion Degree Gas · · Score: 1
    Only one problem: Your universe only exists as long as you do.
    No, I exist in this universe because we're not hearing from those in which I was destroyed. Those other universes exist but without this Earth.
  14. Re:Do we want this? on Lab Produces 3.6 Billion Degree Gas · · Score: 1
    All other "we" are hereby instructed to file formal complaints before further experiments take place.

    84 planets were destroyed due to the accumulation of too much paperwork.

  15. Re:While good - why not unlimited I-Tunes pass on Apple to Offer Monthly iTunes TV Subscriptions · · Score: 1

    You might be able to get all the Apple product announcements that you could want.

  16. Re:Google? on Boxxet, a Tool for Automatic Webpage Generation · · Score: 1

    Actually, I'll tell it that I want my web page to have content relevant to "Google" and then I can just watch my Google competitor fill up.

  17. Re:Do we want this? on Lab Produces 3.6 Billion Degree Gas · · Score: 5, Funny
    Let's see. The experiment released more energy than it expended....
    Too bad that half the time it destroys the planet. Fortunately we're always in the quantum universe which does not get destroyed. Well, this "we" is.
  18. Shhhh! on Slashback: OSX Security, DoD Filtering, Anonymous Posting · · Score: 2, Interesting
    The bottom line is this means that it is forbidden to use reverse engineering tools to find bugs in a software.

    "Why Windows Vista won't be known to suck."

  19. Re:Forget talking at this point... on Covert CCTV Monitoring in the Workplace? · · Score: 1
    Time to start watching the watchers.

    So block the view of the camera with another camera pointed back at it?

  20. Not that hard to do on Tree Climbing Robot · · Score: 1

    It's not all that hard for a robot to climb a tree. It just needs to include a chain saw and a nail gun.

  21. Re:How long do plastic bags and bottles last anywa on Bacteria Eat Styrofoam · · Score: 1

    Don't stack your rocks so high that they might fall on you.

  22. Re:Follow up on Tree Climbing Robot · · Score: 5, Funny

    Gettind down is easy. It's putting it back together that is the hard part.

  23. Re:How long do plastic bags and bottles last anywa on Bacteria Eat Styrofoam · · Score: 1

    Why the concern over a rock? A rather soft rock.

  24. Re:Drasticly Needed Action on Trekkie Dating, is it Good for the Gene Pool? · · Score: 2, Funny

    Hey! Damaged genes are the basis for evolution! That's our gene pool you're dissing. Not that I want to wade in that pool, but what crawls out might be interesting.

  25. It's only somewhat dangerous on Trekkie Dating, is it Good for the Gene Pool? · · Score: 5, Funny

    Trekkie dating is OK, although somewhat dangerous. Particularly if bystanders don't move quickly when the Klingon gets excited.