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  1. Re:Now.. on CA Warns Of Massive Botnet Attack · · Score: 1

    "Go buy control of my machines!"
    "Yes, sir, Mr. Gates."

  2. Oh No! What IS that? on Photoshop for DNA · · Score: 1

    "I don't know what it is, but it's DNA spells out my name."

  3. Re:hacking? on Juicebox Hacking · · Score: 1
    I didn't know bourbon came in juice boxes.

    It is an obvious mod...

  4. The Most Important Meal on Keep Fit Program For The Brain · · Score: 1
    kids breakfasting on fizzy drinks

    Okay, straight whiskey it is.

  5. Re:Sounds ambitious... on Linux 3D Input Driver Project Started · · Score: 1

    There is another possibility:
    Given a lack of VB for Linux, I wrote one the next day so my driver could be used...

  6. Re:Oh No! on Wormholes Unstable (BBC) · · Score: 1

    But, you see, this theoretical phenomenon allows a piece of paper to contain this theory and be stable long enough to get a degree and/or money.

  7. Re:viva la bittorrent on Completing BitTorrent Decentralization · · Score: 1

    Cut it out. So far you've already gotten communication, Eve, evolution, and God memes entangled. If someone grabs the wrong photon, it's anyone's guess what may get teleported where.

  8. While riding your bike... on Excursions at the Speed of Light · · Score: 1
    ...remember to signal your turns.

    Are hand signals better than using light signals?

  9. ... Timing! on Several Critical MSIE Flaws Uncovered · · Score: 3, Funny
    With the next MS Windows security bulletin release scheduled for June 14

    Note to security companies: Schedule your next flaw announcements on June 15.
    Yes, everyone on the same date.

  10. Re:So what does it taste like? on New Rodent Species Found · · Score: 1

    It must taste good enough that some brave hunter had it for sale at the market.

  11. BFV on Does Voting Technology Affect Election Outcomes? · · Score: 1

    So what is the demographic for the Quake Voting System?

  12. How do you type "Google"? on Google Steps Up Fight for the China Market · · Score: 1

    So how is Google spelled in ideograms? I'll be dissapointed if it doesn't resemble two eyes. And how long does it take to type it?

  13. Re:Years on Rejected Scientific Paper Recycled as an Ad · · Score: 1
    Don't tell me that the editors review. It's plainly obvious they don't.

    And remember that if they do review and reject your /. submission, you can just buy an ad with the same content.

  14. Re:Good luck calling around on Spam Blacklist Targets Hijacked Telewest Customers · · Score: 1

    Getting the message to them is no problem.
    Right now there are certain to be people emailing all the people on those lists to sell them antivirus and antispam tools.

  15. Re:More like Kansas on Kansas Challenges Definition of Science · · Score: 2, Funny

    Nothing wrong with Kansas science that a visit from Godzilla wouldn't take care of.

  16. Keep it in the news, Keep waiting for the best on Microsoft Scales Down Palladium · · Score: 1

    Okay, so we delay buying and upgrading because Longhorn will be out soon...now we can delay buying and upgrading because Palladium will be out soon.

  17. Re:Quick! on China Locks in its Net-Citizenry · · Score: 1

    But what's "goat" in Cantonese?

  18. Re:I can't take it any more! on China Locks in its Net-Citizenry · · Score: 1

    Strong = Stong
    Do not mangle the S tong.

  19. Re:Nuclear Energy on Stewart Brand on 'Environmental Heresies' · · Score: 1
    on Earth

    Nest-dweller.
    There are a lot of rocks in this Solar System.

  20. Four words: on Opera's CEO to Swim From Norway to the USA · · Score: 1

    Cruise ship.
    Swimming pool.

  21. Say what? Spoiled? on Concert to be Performed from Beyond the Grave · · Score: 1
    two piano virtuosi long since dead. Zenph developed software which digitally transcribes performances even from the scratchy recordings.

    The dead piano players recorded scratches? Where, on their coffin lids? I'm impressed by the abilities of the software to translate the performances.

  22. Re:More at 11 on Verizon CEO Calls Municipal Wi-Fi 'a Dumb Idea' · · Score: 1

    Buy that man another emu.

  23. I, for one, could tell you... on DART Succumbs to Fuel Problems · · Score: 1

    The Pentagon wishes to not announce a successful test of its antirendezvous technology.

  24. So short-sighted on Is Enterprise Heading To Canada? · · Score: 0

    Why not move production to the Moon? That might increase fund raising just a little.

  25. Re:Public Interest? on Newspapers Back Apple Bloggers · · Score: 1
    I'm having a hard time understanding how leaking trade secrets about a company's upcoming product could be construed to be 'in the public's interest'

    Well, if anyone had known ahead of time about my new toy "Bag of Broken Glass"...