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  1. Re:Competition is good on NASA Launching Two Mars Rovers in June · · Score: 1

    This was modded down most likely because if the bad attitude.

    But it brings up an interesting thought I think. Would the space program advance further if the space-going countries worked together, or would competition drive each respective company to reach farther, faster.

    If you look at the Cold War, we went from failed rocket launchers to man on the moon relatively quickly (That is, if you choose to believe the man on the moon thing really happened).

  2. Re:How many on Sendo Sues Orange for Patent Infringement · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Hmm, looks like SOMEONES sexually attracted to the blob.

  3. It had to be said... on Chicken Run · · Score: 0, Funny

    Who needs machinery when you can just choke your chicken?

  4. But who? on Help Write An Open Data Format Bill · · Score: 2, Funny

    Now, you could argue that even the study that Microsoft is pushing...

    Although proponents of these laws may dream that Microsoft is going to open up their source...

    If the government uses Office and the Office data format is made public...

    Either Microsoft and other vendors are going to have to completely change their business model...

    Microsoft will undoubtedly still lobby against open data format laws, but its arguments will be weakened significantly...

    It doesn't have to get into reasons why open source laws would be bad for Microsoft personally...

    Are there any companies you think these laws will effect? Oh wait....

  5. now? on Microsoft Plans An Overhaul For Patch System · · Score: 5, Funny

    "We are now doing security audits on all our products as part of development."

    No comment necessary =)

  6. Re:not bad on Apple Slashes PowerBook Prices · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Slow burner?

    The Combo drive burns CDs at 24x and rewrites at 10x. If you're reffering to the DVD burner, which is 2x, keep in mind we're talking about $1600 laptop.

    Do 9lb PC laptops have faster DVD burners usually? Do they have DVD burners at all?

  7. Who says Linux is dead? on IBM Launches Linux Desktop in India · · Score: -1, Redundant

    Who says Linux is dead?

    Most of the AC's on here who have nothing better to do than troll about.

  8. You think on Ximian's Back · · Score: 2, Funny

    Once this project really starts to evolve it might become Xapien?

  9. Re:Language? on Notifications of Security Breaches · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    I don't know German, but I have a feeling this word just may have a double meaning.

    Common German phrases using "Ihre" use it as "your".

    But I ran the Fish on "Ihre Ihre Ihre Ihre", and it returned "There There There There".

    Who knows...

  10. Re:Language? on Notifications of Security Breaches · · Score: 2, Informative

    To clarify for all you, I wrote this text:

    Your Social Security Number was stolen by a hacker. He also stole your identity. Have a nice day.

    I'd say the Fish did a suprisingly good job with this, given it's history being useless as a tool for me to cheat with in Spanish class.

  11. Re:Steve Jobs/Tablets will fail but info needs iPo on Major Tablet PC Running Into Problems? · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Tack on a CDR, and you've just made yourself a laptop with a tiny screen.

    Although, Steve Jobs is justifiably wary about PDAs with the failure of the Newton, which I still think is an awesome device.

  12. Language? on Notifications of Security Breaches · · Score: 5, Funny

    Interestingly, there is no language in this law governing what the notification has to say, and whether or not it has to be easily understood by the customer.

    Dear Valued Taxpayer,

    Ihre Sozialversicherungzahl wurde von einem Hacker gestohlen. Er hat Ihre Identität gestohlen. Haben Sie einen schönen Tag.

    Sincerely,

    California Internal Revenue Service

    -This was Fished. I apologize for the bad German.

  13. Re:Anbody else read Spyware?? on Gecko Feet Inspire Sticky Tape · · Score: 1

    Let's hope they have any storied about Gators.

  14. Geckoman? on Gecko Feet Inspire Sticky Tape · · Score: 4, Funny

    Spiderman sounds way cooler than Geckoman though. I mean, what's Geckoman going to use instead of a web-shooter, his super long tongue shooter? Who would make a comic book character that does such a silly thing. Oh...wait...

  15. This sucks on SETI Goes to Arecibo To Stat *Candidates* · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Regardless of how you feel about Seti@Home's mission, whether or not it's worthwhile, I think 24 hours is quite a bit short.

  16. Re:MercExchange selling? on Online Auction Industry In A State Of Limbo · · Score: 1

    I really should clarify.

    I personally think it's a disgusting tactic, but many business do some pretty terrible things to increase profits. Look at clothing companies and Asian sweatshops, or gasoline manufacturers putting MTBE in their product, even though it causes serious water pollution.

    It's nice when stories like this get out into the open, because it shines a negative light on the companies that try to pull this kind of stuff.

  17. MercExchange selling? on Online Auction Industry In A State Of Limbo · · Score: 2, Insightful

    MercExchange, which said it will file an injunction against eBay to keep them from using the fixed price technology MercExchange had patented in 1995.

    Does this mean MercExchange patented By It Now?

    If I'm reading this properly, then it just seems that Merc wants to:

    1. Obtain all legal rights to online auctioning methods
    2. Sell to large Fortune 500 company
    3. Profit.

    Which makes sense to me. It may be a slimy tactic, but that's business.

  18. I actually on The 3rd Annual Nigerian EMail Conference · · Score: 1

    got one of these guys to believe my name was Hugh G. Reckshun, as can be seen in this lovely "legal document" he prepared for me.

    Thanks Mr. Savimbi!

  19. Re:Dumbest idea EVAR on Mission to Harpoon Comet is Back on Track · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't the Rosetta project involve orbiting a satelite around the comet, and not harpooning a comet with a landbased object?

    Now that I think about it, how do you "harpoon" an asteroid anyways. Are we going to use a thick rope and a spear? Or is Moby Dicking it the wrong way to go?

  20. A Convo on Media Monopoly: Thomas Edison to Hillary Rosen · · Score: 4, Funny

    Thomas Edison: Hillary, you need to lose weight seriously. My left ear is deaf and I can still hear the walls move when you walk.

    Hillary: }=(

  21. If I owned Madster... on Aimee Deep Interview · · Score: 5, Funny

    I wouldn't have my own daughter parade around like that.

    I say this of course, because she has a spare tire. ::drum roll::

    Really though, Madster must be low on funds, because you can hire perfect 10's with much lower morals to do this stuff. I mean, look at the Linux Girl. Yum.

  22. Re:Interesting... on Build Your Own Fuel Injection Computer · · Score: 1

    This is also a part of 600 grade of Mercedes-Benz's with 6L V12's.

    The difference between this and the Northstar system is that the engine uses 6 cylinders when driving lightly, and all 12 when pressing down on the accelrator a little harder.

  23. Uhhh... on Copy Protection a Crime Against Humanity · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Hitler killing 6 million Jews and 4 million non-Jews is a "crime against humanity".

    I would say this is more like withholding culture from the masses.

  24. In other news.. on 3 Major HD Makers Recalling Drives? [UPDATED] · · Score: 4, Funny

    it turns out these problems with the drives were occuring because the S.M.A.R.T. technology turned out to be S.T.U.P.I.D.

  25. Evil on When Bad Software Can Kill · · Score: 1

    Corporations covering up stuff like this?

    I guess this gives new meaning to the cliche "How low can they be?"