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  1. Re:More stats on US Government Upgrades RAM · · Score: 3, Funny


    I'd like a beowulf cluster of this thing's fucking cooling fans.

  2. Re:That would be Linux. on A Motherboard That Doesn't Require An OS · · Score: 1

    Ever told a truck engine to phone home?

    Sometime next week, I'm going to make it happen.

  3. Re:That would be Linux. on A Motherboard That Doesn't Require An OS · · Score: 1

    Why is that a Linux computer on a chip?

    Since when did Linux have a monopoly on the firmware!

  4. Think about it this way. on Is Windows Worth $45? · · Score: 1

    How much is it worth to you?

    Buy it or don't.

  5. MICROSOFT FUNDED THIS BUG! on New Linux Kernel Vulnerability · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    That's what Eric Raymond said.

    And he's never told a lie.

  6. Won't be long. on Matchbox Sized Color Projectors? · · Score: 3, Funny


    Pretty soon, when you fly on an airplane, every time someone leans back their seat you'll hear the person behind them whine "hey! you're keystoning my screen, man!"

  7. Now that's a useful product. on The Universal Card · · Score: 1


    What a handy way to organize the 10,000 credit card numbers I just haxx0red off of the new Slashdot pay-site.

  8. A string of thousands of 1's and 0's? on The Memory Masters · · Score: 1

    Easy.

    Convert the 1's and O's into a string of hex bytes.

    Convert the hex bytes into a block.

    Encode the block with a One Time Pad that happens to convert it to a string of all-0's (or all-FF's, if you prefer).

    Then all you need to do to recall the original bits is use the same One Time Pad to decode the bytes and concatenate them.

  9. Ironic on Sam & Max Sequel Canceled · · Score: 1


    This the same Lucas* that released horribly bad movies purporting to be prequels to three of the best ever made?

    Maybe someone realized their implementation was gonna suck, and convinced someone who wouldn't otherwise have had a clue.

  10. It's tragic. on Gyroscopic Wireless Mouse · · Score: 1


    It's a crying shame how un-hip both the readership and the editorship of /. can be some days.

    I got my first Gyropoint in mid 2000. It worked pretty good, but forget gaming performance.

    Its only problem was recharging. Something hinky in the charger circuit. Nothing related to its wireless or gyros. I'm sure they've worked it out by now.

  11. Sorry if this is redundant on Optical Lock Foils Thieves · · Score: 1

    Sorry if this is redundant, but finding prior art took 5 minutes and looking for redundant findings of prior art posted in /. posts would take at least 5.1 minutes:

    United States Patent 4,449,126;
    Pekker; May 15, 1984; Electronic lock device and optical key therefor

    Hmm. Prior art and, given its age, public domain.

  12. Maybe they should open source game development on Anatomy of Game Development · · Score: 1

    Maybe they should open-source game development.

    Then in just 8 more years we'll get OSSSSSEverQwest-0.0.97beta and it'll have real 2-d sprite graphics and stuff...

  13. I don't get it. on Cheap PC Oscilloscopes - Any Recommendations? · · Score: 1

    Why do you need 40 MHz?

    There isn't anything you can do at 40 MHz on an o-scope that you can't do at 2 MHz that won't be sufficient as a demo for the kids.

  14. Yeah right. on Open-Source Software and "The Luxury of Ignorance" · · Score: 1

    ESR complaining about someone else's stuff.

    What a follower.

  15. Bull on Professor iPod Discusses Device's Social Impact · · Score: 0, Troll

    Anyone done a study of the impact of the iPod on wishful marketing-driven jabber?

    I've never seen a single human being carrying and listening to one.

    But it's a story on /. about ever 18.6 hours.

    There's easier ways to prove you're a follower than pretending little white music boxes are cool.

  16. My hack. on What (non-PC) Hardware Do You Hack? · · Score: 1


    This is the axe George Washington used to chop down the cherry tree.

    I've had to replace the handle.

    And the head.

    But it occupies the same space.

    Anonymous

  17. Re:ok HERE is the CLUE everyone is MISSING on Linus on Intel's 64 bit Extensions · · Score: 1

    Read it again.

    "Once Intel"

    Once Intel dominates the market, AMD will have to explain why it's incompatible with Intel. Period.

    And Intel will dominate the market. AMD has no chance to maintain what is essentially a short honeymoon due to first-to-market performance.

    In the end, branding is more important than technical quality, and nobody knows yet whether AMD or Intel has better technical quality in 64-bit x86 devices.

  18. Re:Intel to AMD: on Linus on Intel's 64 bit Extensions · · Score: 1

    Inertia is the wrong model.

    It's more like thermodynamics.

    Intel's at a different temperature, but is so much more massive that when the market eqilibrates it is Intel who always sets the comfort level.

  19. ok HERE is the CLUE everyone is MISSING on Linus on Intel's 64 bit Extensions · · Score: 1, Insightful

    If they don't test it they can't guarantee it.

    They wouldn't test compatibility, they'd just test that software runs on it.

    And once Intel sells 10 times as many as AMD could hope to sell, who's compatible will be a question AMD will have to answer.

  20. Re:Intel to AMD: on Linus on Intel's 64 bit Extensions · · Score: 1, Interesting

    The ascent of modern business:

    Microsoft: embrace and extend

    Intel: embrace, extend, and don't get sued for monopolistic practices

  21. Re:Filesystem driver? on Subversion 1.0 Released · · Score: 0, Troll


    Clearcase is a horrible botch.

    Please don't compare it to a modern CM system.

  22. Re:Good! on Tech Training Schools Going Bust · · Score: 2, Funny


    Used to be 40,000 per week...

  23. Nuthin' but an R-Type sticker and a bolt-on wing on Rob Enderle Announces Death of Bluetooth · · Score: 1

    From Rob's Ferrari gush: Part of me wishes this notebook was fueled by the Athlon64 rather than the Athlon XP-M chip.

    Heh.

    Heh heh.

    Heh heh ha ha hee hee ho!

    My brand-new Yugo can punk his Ferrari.

    Maybe.

  24. Saw this coming up 5th Avenue on Hamster-controlled MIDI · · Score: 2, Funny

    I found this wonderful page on the net.

    This is the "needless to say" of /.

    You found this wonderful page, so you posted the link, and now 90,000 of your closest friends (sorry about that) have found it, too. Or rather, its ISP's favorite mode of error coding a smoldering pile of rubble...

  25. Re:Other remote controls on Development Of The TiVo Remote Charted · · Score: 1

    1. I believe that remote controls are patented for both functionality and design, meaning that standardization is probably never going to happen and weirdness will only increase as the ergonomically sensible feature space is exhausted.

    2. Electronics manufacturers know that quality programmable remotes exist and 90% of the units will be used for 20 minutes to transfer codes then tossed into a drawer for 10 years, so they don't have any incentive to care about point 1 because it won't be a critical feature in improving sales.

    3. RF = works through walls = you get to watch what your neighbor is clicking to. Or, from the manufacturer's point of view, = thousands of customer service calls complaining that the TV is broken/possessed because it won't stay on one channel.

    4. "Why remote controls are still shaped like hotdog buns is beyond me." You have to stop posting right after watching Andy Rooney.