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  1. Re:Not a problem on Shifting Apps To ARM Chips Could Save Laptop Batteries · · Score: 2, Funny

    If I could get a lightweight laptop with a modern ARM chip, I would be over the moon.

    Can someone send a crate of these NSLU32 to NASA?

    Sure... now, how many bushels in a crate?

  2. Re:NO on Hadron Collider Relaunch Delayed · · Score: 4, Funny

    September 2008? Its 2009 you fucking idiots.

    Please mind your language. What you meant to say was: "It's 2009 you fucking idiot." (singular). kdawson is indeed a fucking idiot; the other "editors" aren't necessarily fucking idiots by extension.

    I mean, they are, but we have to retain some sense of relative scale. They employ kdawson in much the same way that a bunch of plain girls always take a really fat, ugly one out with them to make them look better by comparison.

  3. Why would the EPA bother changing the requirements on DAM Pops Energy Star's Bubble · · Score: 5, Funny

    They could require devices to generate energy while on standby (by vapourizing invisible pink unicorns), and manufacturers could keep self-certifying their devices as compliant.

  4. "This Account Has Exceeded Its CPU Quota " on WISPS Mean Cable and DSL Aren't the Only Choices · · Score: 3, Funny

    Yes, the link provides a great advert for the robustness and professionalism of WISPS...

  5. Re:Article IV? on Washington State Wants DNA From All Arrestees · · Score: 1

    Do you believe that you retain a right to anonymity when arrested? If not, then what's your specific objection to being identified through your DNA?

    Red herring. I don't want anyone touching me without just cause because of my right to personal liberty.

    Yerrrs, well good luck with that, Mr I-know-my-rights. You know that in practice, you have fuck-all rights to remain un-"touched" once law enforcement decides to process you, yes? Your only choice is whether to shriek "Don't tase me, bro!", or to take it like a man.

  6. Slashbots will post whatever populisms they want. on RIAA Lied To Congress About New Filesharing Suits · · Score: 2, Funny

    Slashbots will post whatever populisms they want.

  7. Re:Article IV? on Washington State Wants DNA From All Arrestees · · Score: 2, Insightful

    If you find it at a crime scene, that's one thing

    Uh... you are at a crime scene. You seem to be confusing a search of your person with a process that will identify your person.

    Do you believe that you retain a right to anonymity when arrested? If not, then what's your specific objection to being identified through your DNA?

  8. Re:Why do we have a problem with Gates? on Bill Gates Unleashes Swarm of Mosquitoes · · Score: 1
    • Creating and maintaining a monopoly based on merit: 100% legal.
    • Fucking over your competitors by abusing your monopoly to lock them out of the market: not legal.

    Clear enough?

  9. Re:It was never about reading the cards at the bor on UK Can't Read Its Own ID Cards · · Score: 1

    ...and cowing the populace into accepting such a relationship with the State as being normal. First, get the soft targets: the foreigners. Then start slicing away at the rest of us, one soft target at a time.

    Our rulers - by which I of course mean the half dozen media moguls that control the teeming masses - will be the last to have to submit to carrying and showing Ze Papers. Up until then, they'll be running this as a "Ho ho, how British!" mirth piece, rather than leading the revolution.

  10. Re:There is too much money in Windows on Why Windows Must (and Will) Go Open Source · · Score: 2, Funny

    They don't pay for the OS, noob: it comes free with the computer.

    Look, you brought up PHBs. Let's not pretend that they're smarterer than they are.

  11. Re:Nonsense on Why Windows Must (and Will) Go Open Source · · Score: 5, Funny

    They have clear market dominance now, but it's slipping.

    [citation needed].

    Wishing doesn't make it so. The shift, if any, is to MacOS, which took an open source OS and locked the fucker down. I want a family sized blunt of whatever the article author is smoking.

  12. Re:This is too much! on Man Robs Convenience Stores With Klingon "Batleth" · · Score: 5, Funny

    We can start with the delightful observation that both clerks (Clerks?) recognised it as a Bat'Leth, and better, that the second one had the nuts to tell this honourless p'tak to go screw a goat. Even Star Trek nerds aren't afraid of other Star Trek nerds.

  13. EPIC FAIL, Taco on Hackers Clone Passports In Driveby RFID Heist · · Score: 1

    Proof once again that the "editors" don't even read Slashdot any more. Dupe from yesterday, Taco. Yesterday.

  14. Re:Never on Jack Thompson Attacks DoD, ESA, GTA With Utah Bill · · Score: 1

    I agree. We shouldn't read these articles, or respond to them.

    OK, everyone ignore what I'm doing, and do what I say... wait for it... NOW.

  15. Re:No surprise on IT Job Market Is Tanking, But Not For Everyone · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Layoffs tend to be a way to get rid of a lot of the sub-average to average performers.

    It requires competent and professional management to identify these people though. So, EPIC FAIL in your basic premise.

  16. Re:"Failure to show significant market growth" on Torvalds Rejects One-Size-Fits-All Linux · · Score: 1

    Market share == vendor supplied hardware drivers or at least specifications that allow them to be written more easily.

    Clear enough?

  17. Re:Your stereotypes? on Iran Has Put a Satellite Into Orbit · · Score: 0

    You're probably new around here, so I'll type this r e a l l y slowly to make it easy for you: nobody is saying that 2009 Iran is like 2009 India.

  18. Re:Question on Apps That Officially Support Wine · · Score: 1

    What he said, if you actually read his words in consecutive order, is that the MacOS port sold units, and the Linux port got him free advertising which he assumes boosted Windows and MacOS sales. His actual Linux sales are 5%. I have no idea why you think he covered the costs of his Linux port. Can you quote the actual words that imply that?

    So native MacOS ports make money. OK, but since we're discussing WINE here, I'd like to know what on earth you think the connection is.

  19. Re:Protection on WarCloning, the New WarDriving? · · Score: 1

    You there! Hand in your geek credentials. Real nerds don't buy, they make their own.

  20. Re:when does a stone become an axe on Stone Tool 1.83M Years Old Discovered In Malaysia · · Score: 1

    How likely is it that these things are a case of seeing things because we want to

    Or because their grant money was running out. Malaysia is a very results-oriented society. I'm surprised they didn't dynamite the stuff out of the ground. Heck, for all I know, they did.

  21. Re:Doesn't matter. on Judge Rules WoW Bot Violates DMCA · · Score: 1

    What are you smoking? How on earth would a trained judge understand the law better than a bunch of anonymous smelly hippies?

  22. Re:The Cold War Called ... on Comrade, You Are So Not Getting a Dell · · Score: 1

    Fool! Kzinti and hominid genitalia aren't compatible.

  23. Re:7.2MW for 9000 homes? on Power In Scotland From Tides and Whiskey · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Don't forget the inner glow of our burning, seething hatred for the English. And the Welsh. And the Japanese. And other Scots. Damn Scots, they ruined Scotland.

  24. Re:What needs to happen... on DRM Shuts Down PC Version of Gears of War · · Score: 1

    I don't understand how Steam gets a pass even.

    1. 95% of users don't consider the consequences. Stupidity isn't hard to understand, surely?
    2. The other 5% of us are gambling that it will last long enough for us to get bored with all the games that we've rented from it, or at least long enough for them to stop playing on the hardware and OSen in our Flying Cars anyway.
  25. Re:What needs to happen... on DRM Shuts Down PC Version of Gears of War · · Score: 1

    It "works" just fine if you're unable to recoup any money from them. Good luck with that; really.