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  1. Re:bah- back in my college days I had a notbook on Laptops Required for Freshmen · · Score: 1

    [yorkshiremen]
    Well, we had it tough. Back when I was at school, the closest thing we had to a notebook was 200 sheets of paper bound in metal spirals that were always snagging on each other, or they'd get smushed and the pages wouldn't turn. Don't talk to me about Kapros.
    [/yorkshiremen]

  2. Re:oxymoron... on Apple Announces Wonderful Toys · · Score: 1
    Heck, it looks a lot bulkier, and less good, than my Klipsch iGroove.

    And the iGroove is about $40 cheaper, too. I can't imagine this thing sounding better than a Klipsch, unless they got Klipsch to build it.

  3. Asking Symantec about this? on Computer 'Worms' Turn on Macs · · Score: 0, Redundant
    Good gravy, there is an objective opinion from someone without a product to sell. What next, asking a journalist about the integrity of the press?

  4. Nothing new here, really on Podcasting Goes Pay-to-Play · · Score: 1
    For two or more years, Bob and Tom have been offering MP3s of their shows to subscribers to their premium service. Is this really all that different/newsworthy? Or is the media as bribable by press agents as I've often suspected?

  5. Re:Apple Retail Store Is the First Place on Cringely on Blockbuster-iPod Video Distro Plan · · Score: 1
    From quick scan of Apple's list http://www.apple.com/retail it looks like about 35 or so U.S. states have Apple stores, with most of those having 3 or less stores serving the entire state. I don't know if that covers "the majority" of the population or not, but even if you live in SoCal (with about 10 stores) there's likely more Blockbusters than Apple stores, and they're probably closer.

    And if you overlay that map with a map of where the NFL, NBA, and MLB teams are in the US, you will see that they align pretty darn closely. And who knew, but those major league pro sports franchises tend to be in large population centers. In fact, when you do find one that isn't (ie the Green Bay Packers), there are odd historical reasons for it. Remember, half of the US population lives within thirty miles of an ocean, so there are vast swaths of America that are (relatively) underpopulated.

  6. Re:Whenever Dvorak makes those wild-ass prediction on Apple to 'Switch' to Windows? · · Score: 1
    And I quote:

    The Macintosh uses an experimental pointing device called a "mouse". There is no evidence that people want to use these things.
    - John C. Dvorak, SF Examiner, Feb. 1984.

    If Dvorak had half a brain, he'd still be suffering under a synapse deficit.

  7. Re: Apple to 'Switch' to Windows? on Apple to 'Switch' to Windows? · · Score: 1
    I think he said "Dvorak, you poor sod, you must get your meds adjusted."

  8. Re:Won't someone please think of the children!?!?! on First Mac OS X Virus? · · Score: 0
    [Thinks of the children]

    Mmm, delicious! Pass the kitten gravy, please.

  9. Huh on Prostitutes Call for a Ban on GTA · · Score: 1
    Isn't this rather like lawyers complaining abour their media image?

  10. Sounds like an old John Fox joke ... on Scientist to Implant Electrode in His Own Brain? · · Score: 1
    Ten years later the scientist woke up from the coma and said "Ta-daaaaaaaaaa!!!"

  11. Golf??? on WoW the Next "Golf"? · · Score: 1
    Wait, does this mean that the guys at perlmonks will try to recreate WoW in as few keystrokes as possible? Or that the people playing it will be oblivious and dress funny? <--- PUNCHLINE HERE ...

  12. Re:Extortion on Microsoft Officially Announces Anti-Virus Product · · Score: 1
    The idea of paying for other people's mistakes when they're aware of it and fully capable of fixing it for free just really steams me.

    Oddly enough, this is basically the same argument that a friend of mine uses against social programs. Hmmm...

  13. Big deal on Microsoft Officially Announces Anti-Virus Product · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Call me cynical, but when their anti-virus software is based on DirectX, ...

  14. Re:Hah. on 1 Billion iTunes Contest · · Score: 3, Informative
    Not being from America I have no idea how your tax system works...

    That's okay, neither do we.

  15. ObSimpsonsMisquote on Tech Support to the Stars · · Score: 1
    Rock stars. Is there any tech they can't break?

  16. Re:Smart move for Apple on Apple Surpasses Dell in EU Education Market · · Score: 4, Informative
    Except that, at one time, Apple was THE option in US education. However, DOS/Windows became the staple of business, largely riding on the back of the "nobody ever got fired for going with IBM" mentality. People purchased a home computer based on this, and schools were convinced by the type of middle management fusspots that get on school boards that they should get kids on Windows ASAP. There were other factors involved, of course, but that was part of what led to Apple losing its dominance in education.

    Of course, whenever someone makes that "Think of the children!" argument, I tend to smack my lips and say "Mmm, delicious!"

  17. Re:Genesis? on Symantec's Genesis to Usher in a New Age of Trust? · · Score: 1
    With Windows all you're ever going to get is a nice Fisher Price interface with layer upon layer of extra crap piled on top trying to make up for the ridiculously poor quality of the base system and its architecture.

    I deny this vehemently! The Fisher Price interface is an ugly pile of crap which rides to school on the short bus and whose mother dresses it funny.

  18. Re:Telegram? on Western Union Ends Telegram Services · · Score: 1
    What is a telegram?

    Bah, it's something these whippersnappers are using today, like hula hoops and fax machines. Why, give me a sweaty orphan on horseback being chased by p*ssed off Injuns any day of the week!

  19. Re:Duke's Chinese Democracy on Duke Nukem Forever in Production · · Score: 1
    • who's gonna come out first, Axl or Duke ?
    WTF, Axl is gay??!??

    Well, he is from Lafayette, Indiana.

    Er, wait, ...

  20. Re:"not long after Columbus..." on Remains of First African Slaves Found · · Score: 1
    Bloody Americans, always thinking that 100 years is a long time.

    Hey, 100 seconds is a long time if you are waiting in line next to someone else's screaming toddler. It's all a matter of perspective.

  21. Wait a minute ... on Remains of First African Slaves Found · · Score: 4, Interesting
    I thought that there were African slaves in America before Columbus arrived. Certainly the Spaniards didn't introduce the practice to these continents. Many local tribes (like, say, the Aztecs and Incans) practiced it. Also, the Norse were in the New World centuries before, and they were known to have practiced slavery, though to what extent they had it in Greenland I don't know.

    There is a gerat book called "Lies My Teacher Told Me" (I cannot remember the name of the author) that talks about certain documented facts that are never taught in history classes. One is that Columbus knew that there was a new world to the west. He had been to Iceland a few times, and there were still Norsemen in Greenland (who would visit Canada for timber, etc, and had had dealings with the "natives"). On top of this, Columbus had been to "the Gold Coast" of Africa (aka The Slave Coast aka The Ivory Coast) and had met the representatives of the king of Mauritania, if not the king himself, at the time probably the wealthiest man in the world. They had had a few colonies "a few days to the west" in a new land, but they had abandoned them year before, because the locals kept attacking them. So Columbus knew he was sailing to new lands, not India, because he had data from the Norse and the Mauritanians about western lands over the sea.

    Fast forward a decade or three. The Aztecs were found to have carvings of men, some of the carvings having definite African facial features. (The book has pictures of these carvings, and yep, they do, whatever the politically correct police might say.) The Aztecs were also growing cotton that was the same type grown in Egypt. On top of this, when Spaniards first landed in South America, near what is now Venezuala, they were talking to a local chieftain and noticed a bunch of African-descended slaves being led through a coastal village. The Spaniards were surprised at this, and asked where the slaves had come from. The chieftain said that they had raided their village a few generations ago and had enslaved them.

    So the first African slaves weren't brought here by the Spaniards. Hell, they may well have been brought here by other Africans (the Mauritanians).

    Just putting in my $.05 (inflation, taxes, and all that).

  22. Re:Straight to DVD very common now on Toy Story 3 Scrapped · · Score: 1
    Contrary to popular belief, there is no mention of "B-movies" before 1998.

    My friend, you will have to explain Mystery Science Theatre 3000 to me, then.

    Not to mention The Rat Pack, Ed Wood, and on and on and on ...

  23. Re:Top ten reasons why OS X has no viruses yet on Ancient Flaws May Leave Mac OS X Vulnerable · · Score: 1
    [Standing ovation]

    Well, if that ain't worth a dancing banana, I don't know what is. But since we can't image on /.

    "Order yourself a box of steaks."
    "I'm a vegetarian."
    "Well ... two boxes, then."

  24. Re:Amazed on MS Security VP Mike Nash Replies · · Score: 1
    In which case, I stand corrected, though I suspect that you are far more the exception than the rule.

  25. Re:This is very frightening. on Bush Administration to Support Nuclear Recycling · · Score: 1
    The pronunciation of "nuculer" is a regionalism; it's fairly common in the speech of the southern US, particularly near the 'southwest', ie Texas and Oklahoma. As someone pointed out, President Carter pronounced it the same way, and he'd been a nuclear engineer in the navy.

    While we're at it, let'd criticize Howard Stern for how he pronounces "mall", Ted Kennedy for how he pronounces "water", or Clarence Thomas for not speaking English as a first language. Oh, wait, people have done that.