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WoW the Next "Golf"?

TheGrapeApe writes "1up has an article about the possibility of World of Warcraft becoming the next "Golf": A place where friends, acquaintances, and perhaps even business partners will meet up to "talk shop" and swap stories. Personally, I can't wait until I have my next job interview in the Deadmines. " I demand extra healing and mana pots from all my employees.

243 comments

  1. Heh...maybe by bassgoonist · · Score: 0

    And the awful orcish garb! Just like golf!! Well...at least after a round of golf you can go get a beer at the clubhouse... I just don't think I could sell my boss..."meet me at (good WoW meeting place here), we'll discuss the latest figures"

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    1. Re:Heh...maybe by IcyNeko · · Score: 1, Funny

      Sure you can.

      LFM for "Figures Exchange". Meetup at 2nd Floor Meeting Room Instance.

      And Stock Market?

      WTS 3x[STocks of CSCO]. 19.59 OBO!

    2. Re:Heh...maybe by skoaldipper · · Score: 3, Funny

      It's not so hard to believe. Afterall, Illuminati high priests regularly meet with the Council on Foreign Relations members in Everquest 2.

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  2. Uh, no by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Sorry.

    1. Re:Uh, no by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i agree

  3. Not Gonna Happen! by ABaumann · · Score: 5, Funny

    golf is good because it's long walk long walk. It's not like people can make business contacts when people are screaming "OMFG! HEALZ!"

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    1. Re:Not Gonna Happen! by Frymaster · · Score: 3, Funny
      golf is good because it's long walk long walk.

      golf is good because you can cheat... or, more importantly, let your boss cheat. it's easy to turn the other way when the vp of sales kicks his titelist back onto the fairway.

      in wow, however, such "curtousies" are hard to pull off.

      remember, golf was invented so that upper management could feel good at something and so that we could have something to screw up deliberately to stroke their egos.

    2. Re:Not Gonna Happen! by the+phantom · · Score: 2, Funny

      You got the quote wrong. Golf is not a "long walk long walk;" it is a pleasant walkd through the park, ruined.

    3. Re:Not Gonna Happen! by Hogwash+McFly · · Score: 1

      Walk with me, talk with me.

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    4. Re:Not Gonna Happen! by AuMatar · · Score: 1, Redundant

      Golf is a good walk, spoiled.

      -Mark Twain

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    5. Re:Not Gonna Happen! by bowlingfreak · · Score: 1

      You know why they call it "Golf" - because all the other four letter words were already used! -Tim Connway as "Dorf" in "Dorf on Golf"

    6. Re:Not Gonna Happen! by insert_username_here · · Score: 2, Informative

      You haven't played WoW, have you. It's bloody gigantic, and you often spend a lot of time getting around.

      It might as well be called World of Walkcraft.

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    7. Re:Not Gonna Happen! by uigrad_2000 · · Score: 3, Informative
      golf is good because you can cheat... or, more importantly, let your boss cheat. it's easy to turn the other way when the vp of sales kicks his titelist back onto the fairway.

      in wow, however, such "curtousies" are hard to pull off.

      ummm, you haven't done much raiding then. Either that or you've never raided with a foreign guild.

      Let's say you're a warrior. A Hammer designed for warriors drops, but the group gives it to Gary, who is a hunter instead of you. The reason? Because.... he's Gary!

      You mention that management enjoys having their egos stroked. Once you get to 60, new armor pieces are all about stroking egos. The complex social structure in the game doesn't even start until you reach 60, and people start building their armor sets.

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    8. Re:Not Gonna Happen! by Kadin2048 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I don't think WoW works as a "golf like" game because (at least the part I've played with other people) involve the long stretches of doing nothing that you need in order to prompt conversation. When you're playing golf, especially if it's with a couple of people, you spend most of your time either walking or standing around, meaning you have lots of opportunities to talk. Plus you might have drinks at the club afterwards, etc etc. I just don't see WoW as being conducive to that.

      The only game/sport I've done that I think fills the role of golf (for some) is trap shooting. It has most of the same elements -- potentially very slow paced, provides ample opportunities to throw your own game if you're doing better than the boss, lots of standing-around when done in a group, etc. It also has a certain stratifying/filtering effect -- although a basic one doesn't cost much, high-end trap guns can get terribly expensive, so it provides people a way to show off a little if they've got dough, and some trap clubs are not dissimilar to country clubs in terms of having a social atmosphere and elitism (by virtue of being very expensive and/or having a limited number of membership slots that are handed down from one member to another). That's not to say that you can't be involved in the sport without those aspects, but they definitely are there for people that want them.

      I'm sure other people can think of similar sports that provide the same things. The only downside to trap as a "business sport" is that (assuming you play safely -- I am willing to bet people in generations past did not) the hearing protection does make it difficult to talk without being rather loud. Although the way I've seen some people play, they don't spend a whole lot of time actually shooting. :-)

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    9. Re:Not Gonna Happen! by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Anybody who thinks WoW has a complax social structures needs to get into some real social structures.
      sheeesh.

      To answer the question:
      3 level 60's, many others on many servers, and for over a year.

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    10. Re:Not Gonna Happen! by nofx_3 · · Score: 1

      Only until you get your Epic Mount!!

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    11. Re:Not Gonna Happen! by BungoMan85 · · Score: 1

      Astral Recall rules. Especally when set to the crossroads since that's pretty much in the middle of everything.

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    12. Re:Not Gonna Happen! by Nefarious+Wheel · · Score: 1
      The only game/sport I've done that I think fills the role of golf (for some) is trap shooting.

      The problem with (or perhaps an advantage of) that approach is the opportunities it offers to thin out the executive ranks a bit. "Yes, we sure took a bath on that venture. George, you handled the marketing on that didn't you?"...and the rest is, as they say, geography.

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    13. Re:Not Gonna Happen! by birder · · Score: 1

      That hammer was obviously a Monk item.

    14. Re:Not Gonna Happen! by KeeghanMacAllan · · Score: 1

      golf is good because it's long walk long walk.

      According to Twain (allegedly), "Golf is a good walk spoiled"

  4. new tool for HR by joejor · · Score: 2, Insightful

    it would be the perfect way to determine if a prospective hire is a team player or a lone wolf

    1. Re:new tool for HR by HTL2001 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I would love to see the day when game attitude etc would be considered for employment - I believe its a good indication of character. And it would also cut down on the lamers in games (hopefully)

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    2. Re:new tool for HR by LiquidCoooled · · Score: 1

      Yes it would.
      All the people who admit to playing are the loners whilst the real go-getters are out playing golf ;)

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    3. Re:new tool for HR by Average_Joe_Sixpack · · Score: 3, Funny

      it would be the perfect way to determine if a prospective hire is a team player or a lone wolf

      Employer: "... by the way do you play MMORPGs?"
      Me: "Why yes I do"
      Employer: "HELP SECURITY!!!"

    4. Re:new tool for HR by the+phantom · · Score: 1

      There are far too many 13 year olds who don't care about employment for this to have much of an impact.

    5. Re:new tool for HR by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or perhaps whether they have nasty bigotted tendencies that only come out when they think they're hiding behind the anonymity of the internet. Not good to start calling your potental boss a fag and making other homophobic remarks punctuated with badly spelt swear words.

  5. RP and PvP Servers by Halloran · · Score: 1

    I can see this on conventional servers. Guessing on a RP server you Roleplay with said people. "Doth thou have a plot of land for mine hotel?"

    Or perhaps on a PvP server you kill said people. "This is for taking the last cup of coffee punk!"

    1. Re:RP and PvP Servers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Why is it so many people incorrectly equate RP with Shakespearian old English? What makes you think an orc, troll, minotaur, dwarf, gnome or elf would speak like that?

    2. Re:RP and PvP Servers by Golias · · Score: 0, Troll

      Why is it so many people incorrectly equate RP with Shakespearian old English?

      Ren-fests.

      Any other questions?

      (By the way, what's "incorrect" about it? Everybody looks like people living in the 16th Century, most of the non-magical technology and architecture is from that time period, most of the mystical creatures resemble folklore of medieval Europe... why not talk like you're from that sort of time and place?)

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    3. Re:RP and PvP Servers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Well in this particular case, it's incorrect because the world you're role playing in already has a well established dialect, and it doesn't include any Middle or Old English whatsoever. It's a pretty safe bet that if you can see dialogue from NPC's, they have a good indication of the style of speech that you should be talking in.

      I have yet to find an MMO where the NPC's commonly speak in Middle English (though to be fair, I've not played all of them).

    4. Re:RP and PvP Servers by BungoMan85 · · Score: 1

      Allow me to roleplay as an orc:
      BLOOD AND THUNDER!
      zugg zugg!
      May your blades never dull!
      hmmmmmmmmmmm?
      What you want?
      Swobu!

      See, no old english there.

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    5. Re:RP and PvP Servers by Golias · · Score: 1

      Well in this particular case, it's incorrect because the world you're role playing in already has a well established dialect

      I'll say it does! Half the population on my roleplay-only server uses the general chat channel to tell Chuck Norris jokes, and says nearly everything in either '1337 or IM shorthand.

      "d00d, u got pwnx0rd!!1! u shoulda called chuck n0rr1s!"

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  6. In Related News by Siberwulf · · Score: 4, Funny

    Pepsi stock has taken a harsh beating today, after allegations of "Corpse Camping" by the Coke Guild. When approached for comments, Pepsi replied "AFK bio"

  7. Yet golf... by Cigarra · · Score: 1

    ...is glamorous.

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  8. Yeah sure by Anonymous+Crowhead · · Score: 5, Funny

    Gregarious people are surely going to trade face to face time for a game. "Hey, let's go get a beer after we play." "Ok, I'm headed up to my fridge, tell me when you got your beer and we'll have an online toast."

    Bleh.

    1. Re:Yeah sure by raoul666 · · Score: 1

      It's called /drink. l2p, newb.

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  9. Fowr ... no make that WAR by FidelCatsro · · Score: 1

    Somehow I can not picture 50 something WASPS sitting around in silly outfits discussing Business and the best Tactics for their next raid .
    "oh my old boy , who gave that Ork membership to our club , I will have to take this up at the Bi-anual meeting"
    Considering Golf clubs for Business men often like to exclude people of Ethnicity's , non Protestants and homosexuals .. I don't think it would work given Blizzards Rules.

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    1. Re:Fowr ... no make that WAR by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and you know this how? i'm constantly disapointed by folks telling you 'how it really is', and they have no basis in fact. seems more like an excuse to me.

    2. Re:Fowr ... no make that WAR by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Golf clubs are in place to exclude dirty, smelly hippies.

      Therefore the GP has always felt slighted.

    3. Re:Fowr ... no make that WAR by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Try Joining an Upper class Golf Club in the US with the name Kuram or Ben Kohen

    4. Re:Fowr ... no make that WAR by FidelCatsro · · Score: 1

      Yes .. um well it was a joke , not meant to be taken seriously . A play on the Stereotypes

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  10. Undead Stratholme (with your Boss) by the_tsi · · Score: 5, Funny

    One guildie relates this story:

    "My coworkers and I were in a particularly heated meeting recently. Our management team had thrown a ridiculous project our way, and later yelled at us for not completing it to their non-existant specifications. When we met to discuss possible ways to satisfy this lose-lose situation, no one had any plausible ideas. During a break in conversation, I said, 'What we need to do is five-man the Baron'.

    At least four people present laughed, including my boss."

    I know I saw the TeamSpeak icon on a coworker's laptop the other day, and came very close to asking him what game it was for. Boy, it would be disturbing finding out he was on the same server; especially if he were a member of the other faction...

    1. Re:Undead Stratholme (with your Boss) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've found that playing the opposite faction from your friends/coworkers is a great way to alleviate any tension that might build up in other aspects of your relationship :)

    2. Re:Undead Stratholme (with your Boss) by Xzzy · · Score: 1

      I know I saw the TeamSpeak icon on a coworker's laptop the other day, and came very close to asking him what game it was for.

      It's a double edged sword. Few years back someone at work caught me browsing an Everquest site, and immediatley asked where I played and how long I'd been doing it. I'm not incapable of participating in idle chat, but discussing +1 shiny swords within earshot of co-workers is beyond the level of geekiness I can tolerate. I grunted out answers to his questions, feigned interest, and as soon as he wandered off hoped he'd never talk to me about it again.

      Wasn't to be. At least once a week he stopped by trying to offer me stories about the adventures he'd been going on, asking if I had any stories to tell.

      No, I do not have any stories, you boob.

    3. Re:Undead Stratholme (with your Boss) by John+Hurliman · · Score: 4, Funny

      What we need to do is five-man the Baron

      I'm glad I play WoW and can understand that, otherwise the connotations could have been awful.

    4. Re:Undead Stratholme (with your Boss) by slide-rule · · Score: 1

      I'm glad I play WoW and can understand that, otherwise the connotations could have been awful.

      Speaking as someone who never has played WoW, let me assure you... they are indeed. ;-)

    5. Re:Undead Stratholme (with your Boss) by Saib0t · · Score: 1
      I'm glad I play WoW and can understand that, otherwise the connotations could have been awful.
      Care to enlighten the rest of us who don't feel like shelling out $15 a month for playing 2 hours a week at most?
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    6. Re:Undead Stratholme (with your Boss) by C0rinthian · · Score: 1

      The Baron is the end boss of one of the higher dungeons of the game. (Stratholme, actually) 5-man refers to the size of the group used to take on the Baron. (Most 10-man the Baron for reference)

    7. Re:Undead Stratholme (with your Boss) by stephentyrone · · Score: 2, Informative

      Baron: boss in an early endgame instance. Very easy to kill in a 10-player group, somewhat harder (though still easy to kill with good gear) in a 5-player group. It's actually much harder, imo, to get to him than it is to kill him as a group of five. You don't need to do anything fancy to take him down, just hit him as hard as you can and keep everyone alive.

    8. Re:Undead Stratholme (with your Boss) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are they like the people who play MUD's because they're supposedly more "immersive," when in reality they're usually cheaply produced, Tolkienesque garbage that unfortunately is the only thing that will run on the shitty Win98 machine they're still hanging onto?

      You never know, might have some new friends to hang out with.

    9. Re:Undead Stratholme (with your Boss) by chris_eineke · · Score: 1

      I don't play WoW, but I understood that. Am I reading to much Slashdot? Maybe I should AskSlashdot...

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    10. Re:Undead Stratholme (with your Boss) by meta-monkey · · Score: 1

      I know the feeling. I run a small business and interview clients all the time. Sometimes the subject of video games will come up, and it turns out many of my clients play WoW. I always dread the whole "what faction and server?" question, because my guild is the biggest group of griefing arrogant assholes on our server. Essentially, if he knows me in-game, regardless of faction, he's going to hate me. Thankfully I haven't encountered anybody on my server yet :)

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    11. Re:Undead Stratholme (with your Boss) by Saib0t · · Score: 1

      No, they're more like people who prefer shelling out a flat fee (equivalent to the retail cost of a game like WoW) and keep playing as much as they want without paying an extra dime.
      For instance, Guild Wars...

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  11. subsections on /. by arachnoprobe · · Score: 1

    Uh, I didn't know /. had an integrated "Joke" subsection filed under Games.

  12. Uhuh by Hogwash+McFly · · Score: 2, Funny

    WoW is as much a substitute for a sport as it is for a social life.

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    1. Re:Uhuh by BaudKarma · · Score: 2, Informative

      True, but golf as most weekenders play it isn't much of a sport either. Drive around in a cart drinking beer, get out every couple of minutes to swing a stick and cuss, then get back in the cart and drive off to find your ball.

      I get more exercise taking the elevator at work.

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    2. Re:Uhuh by HTL2001 · · Score: 1

      yay... at least someone out there considers golf a sport :)

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    3. Re:Uhuh by Hogwash+McFly · · Score: 1

      You're right, but at least there's fresh air and natural light involved.

      Also, sport is as much about the drinking as it is about the actual exercise element these days. Drinks in the club house and all that. Just ask any university team member. You might not get a response though, as they're likely to be unconscious with vomit dribbling down their chin. ;)

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    4. Re:Uhuh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's not vomit. Chuck Norris mouth-raped that frat boy because he ran out of women.

  13. The Future of MMORPGs, rather, Virtual Socializing by snotclot · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Very interesting. Signs indicate, then, that MMORPG's are becoming Role Playing Games for our REAL lives? People play MMORPG's and RPG's to escape, not to role play their own lives... Perhaps we will see two types of MMORPG's: one where you remain 'anonymous' (like the ones nowdays) and ones where its a virtual reprentation of the REAL YOU. In that sense, the latter is basically a VERY fancy virtual chatroom. No different from nowadays. Except maybe instead of *just* chatting you can chat over a friendly game of, virtual golf, virtual fishing, etc. The latter idea has already been explored, and I don't think it has caught on. I doubt it will until the graphics become SO good and there are so many "virtual" socializing activities that people cannot resist it. Also, chatting via typing SIMPLY will not do... how about integrated N-way Skype-type chat (like those headset thingies for Counterstrike).

  14. Stick with Golf by no_pets · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I'd suggest sticking with golf if you plan to go into management.

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  15. Are you on drugs? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Investors, businessmen, people that own (real) jets and make shit happen - do NOT play WoW.

    I hope this was in jest. Business happens on the golf course because you can meet people and see their personalities, and how they react. Business is about people. I wouldn't trust a person's demenanour in a video game any more than I'd trust it from an e-mail.

    1. Re:Are you on drugs? by C0rinthian · · Score: 1
      I wouldn't trust a person's demenanour in a video game any more than I'd trust it from an e-mail.
      I'd disagree. I think you get a better idea of what someones true personality is when interacting online. The percieved anonymity causes this. When people don't see any consequences, they stop acting the way they should act, and start acting the way they want to act.

      The real trick though, is being able to spot the assholes when they're trying their hardest not to be.
    2. Re:Are you on drugs? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So says the person who will never have a job that doesn't include saying "Do you want fries with that?"

  16. Nobody asked me, but... by squidguy · · Score: 5, Insightful

    ...this has to be one of the dumbest and most inane posts I've seen in a long, long time.

    1. Re:Nobody asked me, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...this has to be one of the dumbest and most inane posts I've seen in a long, long time.

      Boy, that's for sure!

      Why did you have to press the Submit button?

  17. OMG who thinks of this garbage? by Tweekster · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Yeah right a video game is gonna replace the real life experience of being on a course...not to mention the fact they are two different games. Jesus, who is freebasing in such large quantities to think of these idiotic rantings?

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  18. Re:The Future of MMORPGs, rather, Virtual Socializ by snotclot · · Score: 1

    And ARGH. I hate it when I always forget that pagebreaks need explicit
    's!

  19. Spin, spin, spin by EmuProphet · · Score: 1

    "WOW The Next [insert spin]"

    1. Re:Spin, spin, spin by bohemian72 · · Score: 2, Funny

      WoW the next Google!

      What will WoW/Google do next?
      The WoW OS
      Google to map WoW

      etc.

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    2. Re:Spin, spin, spin by xoff00 · · Score: 1

      WoW the next Google!

      Like Google, large parts of it certainly appear to still be in beta...

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    3. Re:Spin, spin, spin by CableModemSniper · · Score: 1

      Google to map WoW

      http://mapwow.com/

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  20. I used to hang out with an old college buddy... by CaseM · · Score: 5, Funny

    via WoW. Until he met a girl and she kept him from hitting 60. What a loser.

  21. Annoying by CosmeticLobotamy · · Score: 1

    It's going to be very annoying when I have to create a character on the boss's server and play it up to his level before we can talk.

    1. Re:Annoying by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nah, you'll be able to buy a "level 60 manager" account on expenses.

  22. No by JackDW · · Score: 1
    Choices:
    • Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching luggage. Choose a three-piece suite on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourself.
    • Or play World of Warcraft.
    Can you really have a proper job and play WOW?
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    1. Re:No by Stradenko · · Score: 1
      Can you really have a proper job and play WOW?

      Yes. Yes I can.
    2. Re:No by vision864 · · Score: 1

      Yes, As soon as i figure out how to load Wow on a Emco MAXXturn 95 or Falcon, ill make both keyed shafts and MC runs.

    3. Re:No by Cyclopedian · · Score: 5, Funny

      Choose a race. Choose a class. Choose a profession. Choose a guild. Choose a fucking big sword, choose rings, cloaks, engineering trinkets and electrical hats. Choose good HP, low SPI, and soulstones. Choose auction house re-selling. Choose a starter inn. Choose your friends. Choose twill and matching vendor trash weapons. Choose a three-piece armor set in a range of colors. Choose gold farming and wondering who the fuck you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that AH bridge watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing n00b talk, stuffing fucking junk mage food into your mouth. Choose leveling away at the end of it all, pishing your last in a miserable inn, nothing more than an blink to the selfish, fucked up alts you spawned to replace yourself. Choose your future. Choose WoW... But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose WoW. I chose somethin' else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you've got noggenfogger?

      -Cyc

    4. Re:No by Xentor · · Score: 1

      Yes. Yes you can, and yes I do. I'm a total WoW addict, and I work for a major Wall Street firm (Which I won't embarass by naming here)...

      Argent Dawn (RP):
      Orp - 60 Gnome Rogue
      Rikket - 55 Human Paladin
      Caab - 49 Night Elf Druid
      Cyari - 33 Undead Warrior
      Nwerp - 32 Gnome Mage
      Relvar - 31 Human Warlock
      Tychen - 24 Dwarf Hunter
      Belryn - 24 Night Elf Priest
      Taksal - 16 Troll Shaman

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    5. Re:No by bomb_number_20 · · Score: 1

      People think it's all about misery and desperation and death and all that shite, which is not to be ignored, but what they forget is the pleasure of it. Otherwise we wouldn't do it. After all, we're not fucking stupid. At least, we're not that fucking stupid. Take the best orgasm you ever had, multiply it by a thousand and you're still nowhere near it. When you're on WoW you have only one worry: scoring. When you're off it you are suddenly obliged to worry about all sorts of other shite. Got no money: can't get pished. Got money: drinking too much. Can't get a bird: no chance of a ride. Got a bird: too much hassle. You have to worry about bills, about food, about some football team that never fucking wins, about human relationships and all the things that really don't matter when you've got a sincere and truthful WoW habit.

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    6. Re:No by geminidomino · · Score: 1

      You know, when you say something like:

      After all, we're not fucking stupid. At least, we're not that fucking stupid.

      And then you follow it with:

      Take the best orgasm you ever had, multiply it by a thousand and you're still nowhere near it.

      it's really hard to figure out if you're really a WoW fanboy or just trolling.

      If the latter, well done. 9/10.

      If the former, allow me to make a suggestion: Involve another person in your orgasms. It's an entirely different experience then what you must have to consider the slot-machine grind of WoW "over 1000 times better"

    7. Re:No by Fjornir · · Score: 1

      Hint: the quote was from the movie Trainspotting with WoW replacing junk...

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    8. Re:No by geminidomino · · Score: 1

      Ah. Never seen it.

      Scared the hell out of me, though. I actually HAVE met folks who'd rather play WoW than get laid. *boggle*

    9. Re:No by Fjornir · · Score: 1

      Excellent film, worth putting in your queue. Pretty intense though.

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    10. Re:No by geminidomino · · Score: 1

      My "queue?"

      It's official... I must be the only person on earth who isn't giving Netflix any money.

  23. Re:The Future of MMORPGs, rather, Virtual Socializ by snotclot · · Score: 1

    I hate you slashdot. Cowboy Neal or that taco guy is out to get me.

  24. Golf??? by tbone1 · · Score: 1
    Wait, does this mean that the guys at perlmonks will try to recreate WoW in as few keystrokes as possible? Or that the people playing it will be oblivious and dress funny? <--- PUNCHLINE HERE ...

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  25. Re:The Future of MMORPGs, rather, Virtual Socializ by garcia · · Score: 1

    What I see more and more of, perhaps just because of the communities I'm involved with, is a lot more "crossover" from online communities to normal face-to-face communities.

    I can't say that I will ever play WoW and I really don't believe that it will be the next "golf" but I can certainly see "Foo" (carried out online) crossover as an activity that any group might engage in while in person.

    So, remove WoW from the equation and insert whatever online community you are involved with and carry on.

  26. It could by Liquorman · · Score: 1

    Well, perhaps WoW could replace video golf...

  27. Gee, I'll bet by courtarro · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Let me start by saying "yeah right". The next golf? The reason businesspeople play golf is not for the game, but to chat and talk politics (office or government) while having some sort of distraction outdoors. WoW is hardly a decent place to have an office meeting. Face it, most people (will) grow out of video games.

    1. Re:Gee, I'll bet by Homr+Zodyssey · · Score: 1

      i agree with all but the last sentence. You do realize that the average gamer is in their 30s, right?

    2. Re:Gee, I'll bet by Peganthyrus · · Score: 1

      It happens. I thought I'd never quit playing videogames, but I started getting more and more tired of them. Last year I pretty much dropped them.

      I don't even own a console right now. And I never got into the sorts of games found on PCs.

      Oh, I'll probably buy a few used consoles again sometime, and some blissfully mindless and pretty twitch games; I have a few simple arcadey things on my computer, and now and then I drop a few virtual quarters into MAME.

      But I just don't have the desire to spend several days straight swearing at the controls or camera angles of a game that's pretty much done with once you finish the story. I've found better things to do with my time, like having a love life, or working more on my art.

      It does, indeed, feel like a stage of growing up.

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  28. $subject by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Is $this the next $that? $publication is running an article that suggests that $this could become the next $that. $this mirrors that because $weak_correlation[0] and $weak_correlation[1]. Futhermore, $fluff_item[0] and $fluff_item[1]. In conclusion, $conclusion[int rand(10)].

    1. Re:$subject by KingVance · · Score: 1

      dude, that kicked ass.

      I actually work in a media outlet and THAT is EXACTLY how shit goes.

      Fluff is what I call it.

    2. Re:$subject by Zildy · · Score: 1

      $emotions["delight"][int rand(10)] !!!11!!!!1!11!

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    3. Re:$subject by Eightyford · · Score: 3, Funny

      Holy mother of Linus, that was the nerdiest post I've ever seen. Congrats.

    4. Re:$subject by gstoddart · · Score: 1
      Holy mother of Linus, that was the nerdiest post I've ever seen. Congrats.

      You've clearly never seen some of the threads involving Star Trek or wearable computing. Way more nerdy.
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    5. Re:$subject by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mean, "Holy monther of Larry."

    6. Re:$subject by cmburns69 · · Score: 1
      Holy mother of Linus, that was the nerdiest post I've ever seen. Congrats.


      Anybody who swears by the mother of Linus is clearly nerdier than anybody who can put a few variables into their post...

      omgpwnd!
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    7. Re:$subject by EulerX07 · · Score: 1

      You must be new here...

    8. Re:$subject by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're missing a dollar sign

    9. Re:$subject by Aceticon · · Score: 2, Funny

      Now i feel bad that i found the bug in his code ...

    10. Re:$subject by CardiganKiller · · Score: 1

      Hmm, I just computed the Hoare triple for his program and found nothing wrong. What were you using as an invariant?

    11. Re:$subject by Tipa · · Score: 1

      And a player named Yams added, "Yams yams yams yams yams yams yams yams".

    12. Re:$subject by Tipa · · Score: 1

      He didn't have a preceding '$' before the third use of the '$that' variable.

      Yeah, I caught it, too. The guy must be mortified. Where was the QA?

      Filthy open-source automated news article summaries.

  29. Re:The Future of MMORPGs, rather, Virtual Socializ by snotclot · · Score: 1

    oh my god i wasn't even trying to BOLD that last one!!! I was just explicitly spelling out pagebreak notation: HAHAHA this time it will SURELY work. I HAVE YOU NOW SLASHDOT! YOUR FINSIHED!

  30. Far too involved. by HaloZero · · Score: 5, Insightful

    World of Warcraft is far too involved, compared to the game of golf. In golf, you can sit back, take the game at your pace, your parties pace. You all are doing roughly the same thing, and can find common ground. A warrior and a mage have no common ground, save for, well... literal space sharing. WoW is far too fast-paced in comparison.

    It's also an effing cartoon, for those nubs who haven't yet realised.

    So... No. Not happening.

    *silence...*

    Next question, please.

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    1. Re:Far too involved. by Sierpinski · · Score: 1

      I don't know how many times I've seen players sitting in the empty (ie no trainers/vendors, etc) rooms/houses in major cities just chatting about whatever. For all I know, one of them could have been an interview (if it was, it would have been streaking time!) for a job, guild, whatever.

      I can see this happening, but I doubt it will ever really take off. I mean how serious could a job interview be when you have a naked female night elf run in and start dancing seductively? 'Whaaa.... err.... oooh... yer hired, now leave me.'

      There's an officer's barracks for the BG folks, how long until there is a skyscraper-equivalent building where you can rent out conference rooms with speakerphones (trying to get those Southshore folks to cut a deal on some wool and turtle meat) for their big board meetings.

    2. Re:Far too involved. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Grammar Nazis of the world... Where are my shoes?

    3. Re:Far too involved. by DdJ · · Score: 2, Insightful
      World of Warcraft is far too involved, compared to the game of golf. In golf, you can sit back, take the game at your pace, your parties pace.
      Ever been on a Molten Core raid? Often, people spend half the time AFK, and when they're not, half of them can get away with just hitting a few keys over and over. (This is not true of the front-line melee types, and for a few boss fights it's not true of some other classes either -- eg. hunters vs. Magmadar.)

      And that's a high-end raid.

      Exploring the countryside, hunting relatively weak beasts, these things just don't require much attention and are not that fast-paced. Now, an on-target 5-man instance run is another matter, but presumably if you were connecting with someone in order to chat, you'd do something like... explore the Barrens.
    4. Re:Far too involved. by ClamIAm · · Score: 1
      Golf is far too involved, compared to World of Warcraft. In WoW, you can just sit back, take the game at your pace, your party's pace. You are all doing roughly the same thing, and can find common ground. Someone who is good at putting and someone who is good at tee shots have no common ground, save for, well, literal space sharing. Swinging golf clubs is far too fast-paced in comparison.

      It also requires goofy shoes, for those nubs who haven't yet realised.

      Next flawed comparison, please.

    5. Re:Far too involved. by Toloran · · Score: 1

      I guess you haven't played a hunter. During boss fights I send my pet in, activate autoshoot, and go take a nap. No one even realizes I am gone.

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    6. Re:Far too involved. by DudeTheMath · · Score: 1
      Please don't take golf at your own pace. There are now six foursomes stacked up behind you. Always try to be on the tee when the group in front of you is on the green. You'll have plenty of time to chat waiting for those slow morons to putt out.

      I'm a lousy golfer, but at least I play on pace.

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    7. Re:Far too involved. by cdrdude · · Score: 0

      Explore the barrens? Have you ever looked at barrens chat? You'd go crazy in an hour. Gank at Nesingwary's maybe, but the barrens? On another note, for a team-building activity, you could try to grab the chest in the Stranglethorn arena. Also, remember to never beat your boss in a duel.

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    8. Re:Far too involved. by Evangelion · · Score: 1


      It's worth noting that the Molten Core style of raid -- where half the raid can basically /afk thier way through everything but Domo and Rag -- is the exception.

      In BWL and ZG the boss fights are much more complex and involved, and require everyone to be there and engaged. None of the raid can slack through even Razorgore, no matter how easy MC was.

      The same is presumably going to be true of AQ20/40 (whenever the fuck it opens on my server) and the upcoming Scourge-based dungeon.

    9. Re:Far too involved. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Where are my shoes?

      Up you're ass. (conjuction used incorrectly intentionally, asshole)

  31. u bai... by daeg · · Score: 2, Funny

    WTS [Foreign Worker][Foreign Worker][Foreign Worker] 20g OK?

  32. This is a Joke Right? by sielwolf · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Golf is standard issue for the managerial class: folks who being extroverts is a job requirement. For peons/techs/engineers there's still the time honored Afterwork Beer. Getting excited to run off into isolation and talk to people through magical cat-5 ain't the same. It implies a discomfort with being in the proximity of other meat popcicles and people notice that. Most people live out there in the Big Blue Box.

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    1. Re:This is a Joke Right? by Otter · · Score: 1

      Yeah, mostly what this story demonstrates is why salespeople with the ability to directly interact with human beings continue to make more money than dysfunctional nerds, despite the latter being so much smarterer than the former.

    2. Re:This is a Joke Right? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Golf is standard issue for the managerial class: folks who being extroverts is a job requirement. For peons/techs/engineers there's still the time honored Afterwork Beer. Getting excited to run off into isolation and talk to people through magical cat-5 ain't the same. It implies a discomfort with being in the proximity of other meat popcicles and people notice that. Most people live out there in the Big Blue Box.
      Of course it's not the same. You have to use at least cat-5e, cat-6 is better, to properly replace the Golf of Afterwork Beer.

      Everybody know that.
    3. Re:This is a Joke Right? by DigiShaman · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It's called evolution.

      Nature seems to think the human race is more adaptable at surviving through obtaining and keeping close social ties. The fact the majority of humans are extroverts proves it. Obviously intelligence is important too. But a dumb extrovert is better at surviving with the help of friends than a lone intelligent human (introvert) out on his own.

      Face it. Unless you can play the social game and kiss lots of ass, don't look to cutting a fat paycheck over your extroverted brethren. Unless of course, you're truly a unique and gifted geek that stand out among the rest of your peers.

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    4. Re:This is a Joke Right? by bnenning · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Face it. Unless you can play the social game and kiss lots of ass, don't look to cutting a fat paycheck over your extroverted brethren.

      Or more to the evolutionary point, getting the hot chick.

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    5. Re:This is a Joke Right? by Original+Replica · · Score: 1

      Fat Paycheck = Hot Chick

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  33. No freaking way. by JGBPhilly · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The movers and shakers in the real world with real money and power don't have hours of spare time to spend on MMORPG games. Maybe peon deals can be cut in such a format, but to compare this with the kind of money that revolves around golf is ridiculous.

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    1. Re:No freaking way. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually the more I think about this there are opportunities for this to work. The learning curve is the most difficult piece, but if someone redirected the $$ they spend on golf to buying/upgrading characters, etc. they could largely bypass the time required to get up to par.

  34. Re:The Future of MMORPGs, rather, Virtual Socializ by snotclot · · Score: 1

    The thing with what you said is, that most of the time the "Foo", in this case WoW, is the lowest common denominator for the group. Which is great, people like meeting other people with possibly diverse interests.

    But often times groups that meet face-to-face have a particular interest; if they "switch" and "stop" playing WoW, boom, there goes their common denominator. Unless they 'hit-it-off' in some other way, the group will most likely wither from lack of commonality..

  35. Golf? Nah... by eno2001 · · Score: 1

    More like "off broadway musicals". ;P

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  36. differences by [cx] · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The biggest difference is golf is actually a sport, and you communicate face to face. WoW is a niche so small it makes lawn bowling look like a national sport.

    As to say its the next way people are going to get together and hang out and schmooze it up is ridiculous, because nobody that is a real businessman wants to be dealing with people in a virtual game. If you cant look someone in the eye, why would you discuss anything serious with them?

    I doubt anyone over the age of 20 even thinks this is an intelligent assumption.

    WoW is the next everquest, not the next golf.

    I'm sure a Diablo MMORPG will drop in 07-08 and we will all be like "Diablo is the next Golf" lolzz

  37. Never work by nickgrieve · · Score: 2, Insightful

    In golf, you can display your wealth and not be any good at golf, and thats fine. They can see your a man of power becasue of the car you arrived in, the dimond tiped golf shoes and the caddie with a mobile drinks bar.

    But in WoW if your new to the sport, or suck at it, you'll probably find that others who have less wealth and power in the real world can and probably will, have more in the World of Warcraft... egos don't like that

    1. Re:Never work by Brushfireb · · Score: 1

      I think it works both ways. Those who have no real money or power in the real world also use WOW in order to help themselves feel better. After all, who cares about the real world when you are the #1 warrior on a server.

      I cant tell you how many of my friends spend more time on WOW than they do their own careers.

    2. Re:Never work by Jonathan_S · · Score: 1
      In golf, you can display your wealth and not be any good at golf, and thats fine. They can see your a man of power becasue of the car you arrived in, the dimond tiped golf shoes and the caddie with a mobile drinks bar.

      But in WoW if your new to the sport, or suck at it, you'll probably find that others who have less wealth and power in the real world can and probably will, have more in the World of Warcraft... egos don't like that
      I thought that's what guild farmers were for. To let you turn real world wealth into in game prestige. :)

      You too can buy the equivalent of those diamond tipped golf shoes.
    3. Re:Never work by haedesch · · Score: 1

      That's all very nice, but WoW is not a sport.

  38. Boring by muffen · · Score: 0, Troll

    I really dont understand how so many people can still play WoW.
    IMHO, WoW is the McDonalds of MMO's. A lot of people like it at first, but play it enough and you get fed up.

    I was sitting at the back of a funeral in a church a few months ago, and I heard three guys a few rows infront of me talking about how to kill magmadar in Molten Core.
    I went home, cancelled my account, uninstalled the game and will never ever install it again.

    I was getting tired of it even before that incident, that just pushed me to finally cancelling my account after playing the game for six months.

    If you like WoW and its your first MMO, go try out some other ones, there are many that are much better than WoW!

    1. Re:Boring by dhakbar · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I've played MMORPGs since MUDs, worked on some of the bigger MMORPGs in the market today, and I think that WoW is far and away the best MMO released yet. It just has a higher level of polish than anything else in terms of stability and gameplay.

      If you really think other games are better, which ones are you referring to? I've probably played them and I'm curious what you think is better about them.

    2. Re:Boring by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Can I have your stuff?

    3. Re:Boring by nachtkap · · Score: 0

      if i wanted some polished and stable i would buy monoply and metal polish and polish the monoply figures UO pre 2000 - because if u like pvp that *sadly* was the way to go daoc - juding by the amount of ppl that retuned from WoW because WoW has a to repetative pvp system (and yes all the ppl were 60 and tried WoW pvp for a while) fyi i never played wow so my opinion comes from the comments of all those that retuned

    4. Re:Boring by TheArtfulTodger · · Score: 1
      I agree.

      WoW is so wonderful, it's like drinking unicorn giggles!

    5. Re:Boring by dhakbar · · Score: 1

      I played the shit out of UO when the game was actually good, pre-T2A patch. Was a PK, loved the pvp. I agree that WoW's pvp is lesser than UO's, but there is far more to a game than the style of the pvp.

      UO was my favorite game, but they created a fun environment at the beginning that was ultimately unsustainable.

  39. Can someone explain this...? by AdamTrace · · Score: 3, Funny

    From TFA:

    "Warcraft is like a really, really well-designed UI for real-time, ad-hoc group collaboration and management of tons of people."

    What exactly is he referring to, here? The guild/party window? Guild chat? Are those "really, really well designed"?

    Am I missing something?

  40. Grow Up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No self-respecting businessman is going to ask another businessman, lets chat on WoW and see if we can work out the contract. And then maybe hack some orcs.

    This article is lame.

    1. Re:Grow Up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Agreed. Lame indeed. People who think this is a good idea have obviously never held a real job.

  41. But, you get to play golf with these guys... by Gruneun · · Score: 2, Funny

    The one that always has a new set of clubs and loves to talk about how great they are.
    The one that's late for tee time and spends half the day on the phone, while everyone waits.
    The one who pretty much sucks, but tells everyone how they should play the ball.

    Oh, wait...

  42. WoW is not Golf by The-Bus · · Score: 5, Funny
    If World of Warcraft was like golf, then WoW players would:
    • obsess over every single detail of the game
    • have others complain about wasting money on such a frivolous pasttime
    • spend endless hours comparing equipment and bemoaning the lack of funds to acquire upgrades...


    Wait a second...
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  43. Agreed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is just retarded. I don't know any suits that have even heard of WoW.

    1. Re:Agreed by pirula · · Score: 2, Informative

      im a suit. and a lvl 60 undead rogue. it was great when the ops guys found out i was into wow, i got some insta-credibility and im probably the last person in the office they expected to be a gamer.

    2. Re:Agreed by I+Like+Pudding · · Score: 4, Funny

      Funny, I assumed you were going to tell me you have a level 60 undead rogue on a PVP server the instant you said you were a "suit".

  44. ObligFuturama by Hogwash+McFly · · Score: 1

    However, I do believe virtual golf can be the next golf. Then perhaps after that virtual virtual golf, where you could almost swear you were playing real virtual golf.

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    1. Re:ObligFuturama by grassy_knoll · · Score: 1

      That was skeeball on the moon, you insensitive clod.

  45. not exclusive enough by hchaput · · Score: 1

    Golf is for the rich and powerful to meet and talk at length without dealing with the non-rich and non-powerful in anything other than servile roles. Golf is useful because it excludes the riffraff. No offense intended, but WoW is the riffraff. WoW might be the new bar, or the new mall, but it's definitely not golf.

  46. Say what? by Saint+Mitchell · · Score: 1

    A place where friends, acquaintances, and perhaps even business partners will meet up to "talk shop" and swap stories. Personally, I can't wait until I have my next job interview in the Deadmines.

    Deadmines? Deadmines? Which entry level position are you trying to obtain?

    1. Re:Say what? by MAXOMENOS · · Score: 1

      Probably one at the edge of nowhere, where the only law worth anything is the militia.

  47. WOW Skeptics by danielDamage · · Score: 1

    Actually I think we could make it work with the inclusion of some ugly pants!

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  48. What the hell is golf? by autopr0n · · Score: 1

    I've never heard of any online game called "golf". Who the hell would want to play golf online?

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  49. Joi Ito is an exception, or the start of a trend? by mcguyver · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Joi Ito is a rare breed of Warcraft player. He's a very successful entrepreneur and it's doubtful he has many peers online. Just because he plays Warcraft, does that necessarily mean Warcraft is accepted as a good place to talk shop? I would like to be in the presence of this guy and would play the game (again) for a chance to shoot ideas off him, but more likely than not any chatter on Warcraft is going to be about someone's day doing tech support.

  50. Typo by carlhirsch · · Score: 1

    There's a mistake here. World of Warcraft is actually predicted to be the next GORF

    -carl

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  51. HEHEHE by GmAz · · Score: 1

    I can see it now: LFG Computer Tech [Need 35k/yr, 401k, and benefits] PST

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  52. won't replace golf by MrJynxx · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Ok,

    About 5million ppl worldwide play WoW. I'm sure many more people play golf. I suspect maybe MMORPG's can be used for team building, but not building new business contacts. How are you to know the guy on the other end isn't a 10 year old kid.

    This posting did kinda make me laugh. I personally play WoW with a boss who is two levels above me, so it's definitley helped break the "oo your to high of a manager to talk to" gap. It also provides me with a way to discuss shop outside of the normal bounds, but that doesn't happen very often because we use WoW to escape the BS at work.. :)

    MrJynxx

    1. Re:won't replace golf by AndreiK · · Score: 1

      Just make sure you don't level up three times before he does!

  53. Yeeeeeah....no.... by monoqlith · · Score: 1

    Reasons why this isn't true:

    1) Golf, unlike, WoW, is capable of increasing productivity and improving communication between co-workers and businesspeople while maintaining a recreational atmosphere.

    2) Golf doesn't require complete 24/7 devotion to compete effectively.

    3) Golf, unlike WoW, doesn't cause your muscles to atrophy after a week of playing it non-stop.

    4) Golf (for most people) stops at night, whereas WoW goes on and on and on and on.

    5) Golf, unlike, WoW, doesn't function like crack.

    This is coming from someone whose brother is obsessed with WoW.

  54. Has Something In Common With Golf... by Black-Man · · Score: 1

    All the Walking. World of Walking.

  55. Unconventional by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Knock it for whatever reason you want, but I think having business meetings in WoW would be cool.

  56. One word by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    CaddyShack!

    Who gets to play what in the WOW version of it?

  57. Time to drag out this old chestnut: by This+Old+Chestnut · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "Nothing is more fairly distributed than common sense: no one thinks he needs more of it than he already has"

  58. You bet it will... by Harlow_B_Ashur · · Score: 3, Funny

    ... about the same time Linux rules the desktop.

  59. Um no by Jack9 · · Score: 1

    There's no indication that this is true. A couple suspicious anecdotes, serving to hype the game, do not qualify.

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  60. Not the next golf but... by killermookie · · Score: 1

    How about creating a WoW in-game Golf? Where Alliance and Horde can tee off and play a few rounds over the game land?

  61. What's this "Golf" video game, am I missing out? by javaxman · · Score: 1
    Oh... wait. I get it. They're talking about that old white man ( and Tiger Woods ) thing where you wear lame clothes and hit a tiny white ball around a big, expensive, manicured lawn.

    Dude, I don't care if it's WoW as long as *something* replaces that kind of thing as a business tool... I couldn't afford green fees as a kid, and I'm not about to learn to golf *now*.

  62. I am shocked by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is easily the worst use of slashdot I have ever seen. Of all of the interesting articles and news out there today, we get this?

    If I find an article stating that Counterstrike is the next Olympics will that be considered news worthy?

    I feel that I would have been better off reading thesuperficial today. sigh.

  63. Ugh... by iolaus · · Score: 1

    This has to be one of the more ridiculous pieces of tripe I've read recently.

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  64. Quite the opposite by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think the contrary is true. I predict that within a year we'll be seeing Tiger Woods off-tank adds and Vijay Singh (sp?) dish out mad DPS with his 1337 epix. Now if that damn caddy would just throw a heal or two...

  65. Can we not steal more links from other site? by Swift+Kick · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    This story was on Fark yesterday. I mean, come on....
    Fark links the story on ExtremeTech by the same author:

    http://www.extremetech.com/article2/0,1558,1922776 ,00.asp?kc=ETRSS02129TX1K0000532

    and TheGrapeApe is using the 1Up link:

    http://www.1up.com/do/newsStory?cId=3147826

    They're the same exact story.

    I have an idea: to make /.'s editors' lives easier, why don't you just use a crawler and every hour, you copy one of the Fark/Joystiq/Kotaku/Gizmodo/Engadget links? That way, you still have some 'news', and they might actually be a little less behind.

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  66. Leeroy Jenkins!!!! by akgw · · Score: 1

    At least I have chicken.

  67. Wanna make a bet? by linzeal · · Score: 0

    I bet more people worldwide play MMORPG than golf.

    1. Re:Wanna make a bet? by Jussi+K.+Kojootti · · Score: 1
      The most popular MMOGs have a few million players each, and the rest are substantially smaller (source: http://www.mmogchart.com/, and news in the last year).

      There are over 30000 golf courses in the world (source: Golf Digest), and I've seen a study saying there are 60 million players ( can't remember where I saw it).

      So, still wanna bet?

    2. Re:Wanna make a bet? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course, MMORPGs are exploding while everybody who read that survey in Golf Digest will be dead in 20 years :)

    3. Re:Wanna make a bet? by NFNNMIDATA · · Score: 1

      But how many people play golf every day or even every other day?

    4. Re:Wanna make a bet? by Jussi+K.+Kojootti · · Score: 1

      That's a fair question I suppose -- the amount-of-golfers estimates usually include anyone who has played in the last year. Then again, I'm sure MMOG companies inflate their numbers anyway they can....

  68. No way! by nemik · · Score: 1

    And here I was thinking golf was the height of eliticism and snobbery.

  69. "Once your dead, nothing smells bad anymore." by umbrellasd · · Score: 1

    I'm sitting here with several of my coworkers in Tarren Mills tavern and we're having a dry raspy chuckle about your post.

  70. Unrealistic representation of a game by Grip3n · · Score: 1

    Realistically, this article is entirely bunk, even on the elementary level the arguments presented that WoW could somehow present itself as a medium for business meetings or and meeting beyond that of a social gathering of people already established in game is ludicrus. WoW, at its most basic level, is a game. It would be equivilant to say that the game Monopoloy or Scrabble could have become a "medium" for communication. The only communication offered by WoW that exceeds chat, which, by the way, is achieveable through anything like MSN or IRC without the 4gb install process, is something like Teamspeak or Ventrino (sp?). *These* programs are actually forming the bed on which WoW "relies" to handle communication beyond chat and emotes.

    What does WoW itself provide? A character? Items? Equipment? Quests? These things are all entirely irrelevant to communication. WoW does, on the other hand, provide a backdrop for meeting new people, but it certainly wouldn't be considered a means of communication - just as a bar is a place to meet people, or a movie theatre, or a park, parking lot, subway, fast food restaurant, but you don't consider those a "means of communication". There are other things to facilitate that.

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    1. Re:Unrealistic representation of a game by cgori · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If you are in a high-end raiding guild, you can find out a -lot- about someones leadership ability, I assure you.

      How they handle adversity, boredom, burnout, etc. is very critical to the success of the guild, especially when you get to BWL-type raiding (or even putting MC on farm status).

      We (as one of these guilds) have seen all these problems and more. Running a high-end raiding guild means coordinating 40-80 people's schedules (for MC/BWL/ZG/WorldBoss/etc), getting them to show up dependably and on-time, having a reasonable system for rewarding the members, convincing them to continue to work at an encounter after 6 hours and countless wipes, and managing what most "real" businesses call a supply chain. Except ours consists of Greater Fire Protection Pots, Flasks of Titans, and Dark Iron Ore.

      Personally I can tell the difference between people who could be directors or managers that you would want to work for in an IT/Engineering context and those that would have people quitting in droves. Wouldn't that be a useful thing to know in your Engineering organization?

  71. In a way, yes by faloi · · Score: 1

    WoW has become so ubiquitous that most people where I work have at least played it, if they're not currently playing it. It makes transition to new groups/coworkers a little bit easier (some common ground outside work), and can act in place of the typical sports conversations that we used prior to MMORPGs.

    I have friends that I've played MMORPGs with for years (and RPGs before we all got real jobs and ended up scattered to the winds), and we find MMORPGs are a fun way to keep in touch that allow us all to talk and burn off steam together. Takes the place of meeting up for a beer, although drinking tends to be involved.

    I don't see it ever being a complete replacement. After all, everybody has their favorite passtimes. But in terms of providing some common ground to help people relate, there's no reason WoW can't take the place of any number of other discussion points.

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  72. Its a great test of character by t0rc · · Score: 1

    I've found both WoW and Everquest a great way to expose a person's true character.

    If you bring a person along who you've never played with before, and an items they WANT drops and they don't get it.
    You'll see some people - adults, mind you, have temper tantrums, scream and complain about how they NEED that item and they deserve it. I'm talking about a system where either the item dropped is awarded to someone else in the group, or they lost it if you're /rolling on the item. Occasionally you'll even see a person loot the item, essentally stealing it, and then logging of or going linkdead(alt f4 or shutting computer off).

    In addition to that, Its an absolutely amazing to test a persons skills when you're functioning in with a large group of people and how well they can accept responsiblity. Do people preform well under pressure? or do they look out for themselves first. How well does an individual communicate, so many different things.

    Honestly its one of the most intersting aspects of the game - Playing with a large group of talented people who know how to interact with the other classes and each can let their individual talents shine to make the whole group greater than the sum.

    In addition to this, its also very rewarding to coodinate a group of 40 people. To lead an attack on a high end raid zone, learn then terrain, devise tactics, learn from your mistakes, and eventually overcome the obstacle. Its truly a rush.

  73. Management by RonStoppable102 · · Score: 1

    I don't forsee this happening for a few reasons. First, think about your boss, or any normal boss for that matter, even if he DOES obsess over computers. Would this fine, upstanding man want to lower himself to play "golf" on the same "course" at the same time as other teen and even pre-teenagers? I don't forsee mine doing that. I do, however, know that plenty of workers play WoW alot during downtime, I've heard many a coworker talk about sitting down in the airport, checking mail, and logging onto WoW until they board the plane. Like many have said, plenty of people that would play golf do also play WoW, I just don't see this complicated and fast paced game (in relation to golf) catching on as a way to lay back and discuss work affairs.

  74. The Only Thing Lamer Than Golf Itself by MCTFB · · Score: 1

    would be this activity. Though, I will admit I have met many interesting people in online gaming, some of whom ironically turned out to be business worthy people, for the most part online role playing gaming is an activity where the future heart attack and type 2 diabetes club of the world hang out and get fat with each other. Golf used to be an activity where you got a decent workout because you actually had to walk all over the place to chase the ball you just hit, as well as carry your clubs, but now you have golf carts which basically have turned the sport into just another activity for rich out of shape fat people with no athletic talent to go pretend they are good at something other than foreclosing on the homes of middle-class and poor people so that they can build more golf courses. I suppose the fact that online gaming doesn't take up any real estate is a good thing, but then again any activity promoting collective vegetation of the mind among likeminded people is a bad thing as well.

    1. Re:The Only Thing Lamer Than Golf Itself by Tadrith · · Score: 1

      Hey, we're not all like that. :) I go to the gym 6 days a week!

  75. Less for the Managers, More for the Grunts by pat_trick · · Score: 1

    Golf tends to be associated with the CIO and CEO types chatting it up over business deals. World of Warcraft would instead tend to be the common ground of the workplace person.

    It certainly seems to be for me. A few of my co-workers and I sit down at lunch and talk about the weekend's instance runs, guild drama, etc. It beats being overheard while talking about how the management can't seem to tell a hard drive from a processor.

    And yes, that's a generalization. I've yet to meet a boss that plays WoW in my extremely expansive sampling of just one company.

  76. Promotions! by llamalicious · · Score: 1

    Yes! We can duel fellow employees to work our way up the corporate ladder!

    I envision:

    The next corporate meeting: A raid group in Scholomance:

    Raid: [llamalicious]: Dammit, those damned rogues and shadow priests are getting all the VP positions.
    Raid: [llamalicious]: What char do I have to spec to get a decent promotion
    Raid: [omgleetmgr]: stfu n00b or I'll kick you.
    Raid: [omgleetmgr]: that means fired.
    Raid: [llamalicious]: ...
    Raid: llamalicious has left the raid party.

  77. OTOH... by Mantrid · · Score: 1

    One the one hand I stopped playing WoW because it took up far too much time from family, mainly because there's not pause button and although it's a lot easier to get into and out of then EQ back in the day, when the munchkin wants some play time it's too hard to just stop... ...On the other hand there's CIV4...it's really paused ALL of the time, and for some reason it's equally hard to stop, if not harder.

    What's the point of this story? I like stories.

  78. How many people even play WoW? by giant_toaster · · Score: 1

    I don't think this is very likely to happen... I have never played Wow, and don't know anyone who has even heard of it... I have only heard of it from slashdot! Why would chatrooms in general not create this? What is so unique about WoW?

    1. Re:How many people even play WoW? by xfs · · Score: 1

      WoW has 5 million+ subscribers around the world, man. They've been in the new york times, dave chapelle says he's addicted to it, and there was a question referencing it on Jeopardy.

  79. no beer wench = doomed to failure by potus98 · · Score: 1

    I'm not an avid WoW gamer, but I suspect it lacks the perky, sinlge, flirty beer chick that drives by every 20 minutes. Somehow, yelling upstairs to ask Mom to "throw another Mountaind Dew down to the basement" doesn't have the same appeal.

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    1. Re:no beer wench = doomed to failure by Foochee · · Score: 1

      Don't forget to remind to bring a sandwich down too..

  80. Imagine.. .. by Arwing · · Score: 2, Funny

    LeRoy, you are fired!!!!! but i didn't do anything.. ..

    1. Re:Imagine.. .. by Scherf · · Score: 1

      Well, at least he's got chicken...

  81. As a manage I like it... by craenor · · Score: 1

    I can identify everyone on my team who abuses "l337" speak and fire them. I honestly think my team would be better off without anyone who chooses to type in a juvenile manner just for a misguided perception of being cool.

  82. WTB enchants by rufus_tuesday · · Score: 1

    Man, could I use a +10 putting skill 'chant on my Ping G5i Craz-e putter

  83. A meeting in WoW by mmalove · · Score: 1

    Alrighty, so Philbo hasn't been adding value to the guild recently, so I think we're gonna marginalize him. And as an action item for next week, we need people to start coming up with out of the box ways to proactively increase our headcount for Molten Core. See you next time!

    Please, tell me 1up did this as a sick joke.

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  84. Does this mean that... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Does this mean that Battlefield 2 is the next "banging your secretary"?

  85. Hit the ball! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    In golf, you can sit back, take the game at your pace, your parties pace.


    I hope to God I don't get stuck behind you on the course. You're not Tiger Woods - hit the ball, take your double, and move on to the next hole.


    Thank you.

  86. Deadmines? by bombshelter13 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Anyone in a hiring position at the company should really have enough experience to be doing Molten Core instead.

  87. Re:What's this "Golf" video game, am I missing out by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My father's country club membership: $50,000 + a minimum of $500 a month on his food/drink tab. (Yes, they charge him this much even if he doesn't actually spend that much on food/drinks!)

    Chasing some white ball around a neatly mowed lawn: Boring.

    WoW subscrption: $50 Retail + $15/mo.

    Ganking casual noobs in greens with my epic BWL drops in AV: Priceless.

  88. TFA seems to say WoW is not like golf. by uigrad_2000 · · Score: 1
    I should write an article that asks if Tennis is like P2P file sharing, and the in the article explain that they aren't.

    After that, I'll write an article that asks if Apple's new strategy is similair to Abortion Rights. Of course, the answer is no.

    The only part of the article that hints that golf may be good for tech discussions is in the first paragraph. He says there that many water-cooler discussions revolve around WoW. The rest of the article says that the opposite situation does not happen.

    My guild is all friends from work. It spawned from water cooler conversations. But, we rarely discuss work during "the game". It just doesn't go well. Instead, our meetings at work (de-)generate into discussions about WoW. I'm not sure why it's different than golf, but it just is.

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  89. Money still talks. by argent · · Score: 1

    You can pay people real money to farm stuff for you... even if they know you bought it, it's not different from showing up in a nice car and playing like a duffer.

  90. I can picture it now by Dream1979 · · Score: 1

    Boss: "You aren't leaving till you are lvl 60 or you wont have a job to come back to tomorrow" Me: "but sir, I am only lvl 2 on this server, if you would let me use my server i'd be 60 by now" Boss: "Thats it you're fired, pack up all your mana potions and leather hides by 5PM, oh and leave your gold."

  91. Non-verbal communication by juancn · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I kind of agree with you in that aspect, but what I think is mor important is that in business talks (and all other high-stakes talks) non-verbal forms of communication play a huge role.

    Tone of voice, posture, the way the eyes move and all sort of tiny little details about the way a person talks, that you unconsciously recognize are missing in WoW (and in most types of electronic communication).

    It's already difficult to assess the state of mind of other people in meat-space, in an on-line game where your 'perceptions' are diminished or can be fooled by other means, it might as well become impossible.

  92. different servers? by h3llfish · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I've discovered that various people I run into during the course of my day play WoW, but it's impossible for me to "hang out" with them in a virtual way because they are on different servers. Even if I start a new character on my friend's server, I can't run with him, because I'll be a rank noob while he's got 3 epics already.

    So the analogy isn't perfect, as many other replies have already said. BUT, I could easily see groups of people who work at the same company gaming together on a regular basis. And if one of those folks happened to be your boss, that would be a major advantage you would have over your non-gamer coworkers. So everyone who is spitting up on themselves about how imperfect this analogy is should probably chill out, and go find out what server their boss is on.

  93. Re:The Future of MMORPGs, rather, Virtual Socializ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Dude, you need to get out more often. You know that big orange thing in the sky? Its called the Sun. Check it out sometime.

  94. Pots? by Snaller · · Score: 1

    Is that potions? Yay for saving 3 letters.

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  95. No Fucking Way In Hell by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I read the headline, but there is no way I will RTFA. This is just plain asinine. No person who is successful in the business world would have but ten seconds to devote to that vicarious game. Only people who are miserable failures in what is referred to as reality would spend any time creating a successful virtual life in the Warcraft World. I hate to burst your bubble, but sitting in front of a glowing screen in a poorly lit room is not at all as recreational as being outside on a sunny day and raising your heart rate to an aerobic level for four hours while walking the golf course. The golf course is also a status symbol. Most courses are private and memberships are expensive and exclusive. Any pimple faced retard with a fifteen dollar monthly allowance can create great virtual wealth in a fake universe, but only highly successful businessmen may be able to afford a membership at a country club. As someone who is not totally in control of new hires, but does have a voice in the decision, I would recommend hiring someone with a healthy lifestyle and disregard anyone who spends more than one to two hours a day playing video games.

  96. Ah, winter. Yes, Winter. by kehren77 · · Score: 1

    We just got an inch of snow. The only golf happening around here right now is Golden Tee.

    Seriously, who still uses golf as an opportunity to "network"?

    1. Re:Ah, winter. Yes, Winter. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wait about 10-15 years and ask the same question. HTH.

  97. Re:The Future of MMORPGs, rather, Virtual Socializ by Anonymous+Coed · · Score: 1

    If you want a very fancy 3D chat room check out Second Life. It is something like a very primitive version of the Metaverse. It's actually a pretty fun alternative to WoW when you get sick of chasing that epic armor set and just want to chat and build things.

  98. Ridiculous by mattwarden · · Score: 1

    Oh, yes. Because when I think about making business deals, I think to myself: how can I have this conversation over a third-party server, probably in plain-text?

  99. Nah, they've got it backwards by Feanturi · · Score: 1

    Golf is the next WoW! Picture it, you get together with your boss and a few other underlings, and head out to the golf course dressed up as orcs, and go around kicking the shit out of groups from rival companies dressed as alliance folk. Plenty of good bonding opportunities here, and you might get to permanently reduce market competition as well.

  100. Dear god, no. by man_ls · · Score: 1

    Dear god, please, no.

    World of Warcraft is utterly repulsive to me, even more than most other similar games.

    I will lose all faith in humanity if World of Warcraft becomes even marginally accepted anywhere outside smelly, unwashed nerds basements, dorm rooms, and bachelor pads.

    As a former MMORPG player, for many years, words cannot express my loathing for World of Warcraft.

  101. they predicted the present by Zorikin · · Score: 1

    This has already happened where I work. Everyone above me - my supervisor, my supervisor's manager, and the branch manager - all play WoW. I don't. I quit in the 50-60 grind. Good thing I don't want a promotion, I guess.

    1. Re:they predicted the present by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      May I ask?

      What type of profession are you in? How big is your company?

      The only people I know of that talk about this stuff at work are stuck at their level or are downwardly mobile. Hair, clothes & bodyshape crummy or degrading, no outside interests, divorced etc. These are just people that talk about it that I've happened to notice.

      Why would you spend so much time crapping around in a game to 'Level Up'? Is it worth all the *hours*? (20-60/week)!

      I ask because I bought the original UT when I first got a cable modem and when I got played I got my ass handed to me about every 20 seconds. I also played CS for two days.

      I suck at online gaming but am a geek, so I am tempted, but can't understand the draw.

    2. Re:they predicted the present by Zorikin · · Score: 1

      All I will say about my company is that we do hosting, and that everyone in the office where I work is "techie" (all the business degrees are in an office in another state) so I guess we are a special case. Still, all three of the people I mentioned were promoted in the last six months, so "downwardly mobile" isn't really accurate either.

      My philosophy is that the games are worth the hours if you enjoy the hours. I joined because I enjoyed the journey, and then quit when I stopped enjoying it. The destination (level cap/epic equipment/leaderboard) wasn't a factor.

  102. To Respond and Extend: by TheGrapeApe · · Score: 2, Interesting

    No: WoW (or any other MMOG) will not be replacing all other forms of socialization. I don't think anyone claimed that. And, realistically, it will not be "completely replacing" golf, which some 25 million people play in America alone (although, I wouldn't mind if it did; I hate golf with a burning passion). It does, however, offer an interesting place where people can have discussions and work together on solving what is, essentially, a dynamic "sliding-scale" puzzle. And look at the numbers: 5,000,000 people play WoW. Do you really think that the preconception of gamers as "social trolls" and "kiddi3s" really applies to _all_ 5 million of those people? ... Well after having the general chat channel turned on for five minutes, I can see how you might reasonably draw that conclusion... but still.

    My reason for playing the game is not that I don't have anything else to do, or that I don't have any friends. In fact, my best friend _is_ the reason I play the game. He had to move overseas for a job. Neither of us are really "gamers" (or maybe we are now?...in any case, we won't be wearing "i roll 20s" tshirts any time soon) and we are contantly dismayed by the seemingly endless supply of douchebag "kidd13s" that seem to populate every guild we try to join, but it's been really cool to have this "puzzle" thing that we can do together, even though he's on another continent.

    That's all I'm saying: I think MMOGs offer a unique new (at least new to me, anyway) forum for people- even if it's just to a subset of people that are predisposed to enjoying that sort of thing.

  103. Dear god, I hope not..... by ShyGuy91284 · · Score: 1

    It's bad enough I'm going to need to master social drinking and perfect my golf game to have any luck with the corporate ladder. The last thing I need on that list is an online game that would probably take up every non-working waking hour for me to "look good" in front of the suits....

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  104. Golf? by LostBurner · · Score: 1

    It's got to be a bad sign that I read the headline and first line of the summary, and found myself thinking, "what's this 'Golf' people are talking about?" I thought I was out of the loop and had missed some age-old online conferencing system popular with corporate types.

    I've got to spend more time with my toes in the grass.

    1. Re:Golf? by Firehed · · Score: 1
      My thoughts exactly. I'm thinking either "WoW" or "next" should have been the word in quotes, not "golf". Well... none of them really needed to be in quotes, as they just make it more confusing. What geek doesn't know of the game where you go around and smack around your balls?

      No, not *that* one. The one you can play in public without being arrested.

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  105. Virtual beer just doesn't cut it... by twocents · · Score: 1

    I'm sorry, but virtual beer just doesn't take the place of a few cold ones on the golf course. I believe this to be the biggest hurdle for this concept (-:

  106. recent job interview by Aradorn · · Score: 1

    I recently had a job interview where we got on the subject of WoW for like 5 minutes =p

    was pretty weird

  107. Why WoW is like golf... by chicagozer · · Score: 1

    Both are best enjoyed when drinking heavily.

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  108. Uh. Yes. by the0ther · · Score: 1

    I work for a highly regarded web development firm as a programmer, and when I was interviewed I was asked about video games. You see, video games offer a lot of insight into good UI design and other interaction-design issues. So...there are a lot of gamers in the tech field and I think there's also a big crossover between hackers and WoW. So it's quite possible if not likely.

  109. Makes sense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Both games are for the idiot masses who think they need the newest and shiniest piece of equipment to measure their penis or epenis by on a daily basis.

  110. Probobly not in WoW but possibly in Second Life by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I could see something like this happening in SL since you can just provide everyone with a free client. The same can't be said for retail MMO games. Linden Labs doesn't have many pure Vendor meeting areas that I've seen. The shared world of SL is far too large and complex to know all at once so who knows if they exist now. WoW like MMO's split the world into shards which makes meeting pretty inconvienent. The only two tiers of SL are the teen and adult shards. This is strictly for legal purposes and makes sense.

  111. just a hype? by fadir · · Score: 1

    i don't really understand why ppl are so crazy about wow. it's just another mmorpg, introducing nothing spectacularly new, doing nothing really better than any other average mmo ... it just had really good marketing and a good brand.

    i played it for ~5 or 6 months, had alot of fun 4 months, got bored after this and finally sold my account on ebay - something i wouldn't do with any of my other game-accounts.

    it's bugged (one bug that i reported in the open beta is still not fixed), the german "localization" is a joke (it's rather a literal translation instead of a localozation). sozialising is pretty much non-existant, everyone is running up to level 60 as fast as possible and then camps the instances or the battlegrounds, the story is inconsistent, the service is aweful compared to the price that you pay, death losses are not worth to get mentioned (so pvp is pointless) ... that's nothing for me.

    seriously, the idea is fine, but the implementation is just average.

  112. I Agree With the Coward by Greyfox · · Score: 1

    But Poker might be the next golf. It's currently enjoying a huge surge in popularity due to the televised tournaments and it seems like everyone wants in on the action now. Like golf, it's a sport that would appeal to rich white men with more money than sense. In other words, pretty much every boss I've ever had. It's also somewhat less of a sausage farm than the rest of the IT industry -- there are some damn fine ladies who regularly play the tournaments at the local casino. So the ladies looking to pick up a rich white man with more money than sense many of whom work in an industry that has more dongs than a chinese telephone directory could find worse fishing spots. Or you could just take away some of their money. That works too.

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  113. eve online beats wow by luther349 · · Score: 1

    im not kidding abought that. eve is more a adult targeted game where everything is based on time. not killing 10,000 npcs to level up your level and exp in eve are all done in the amount of time you put in the game. in fact there so no levels in eve just skills you invest time in to lern. eve is the only mmo where your reworded for the time you put in the game rather then the progress. in fact alot of wow players have moved to eve latly with a triel account and been relly happy with eve alot say there gonna dump wow and pay for eve. in fact today one did. not to say eve has no action you can still kill npcs or other players for loot and cash. or be non voilent and mine or do jobs to make money. in fact most of eves players are adults and hate the fact wow is full of 15 year old kids screaming useless stuff in the chat channels in fact thats why some moved to eve its a more calm helpfull communty. in eve you have so many options on what you can do in that game i cant list them all. if you havent herd of it i suggest you check it out. and for all you linux user its supported and runs in cedega.

  114. Not quite a job interview in the Deadmines... by fleck_99_99 · · Score: 1

    ... but I was playing SWG back in the "good old days." I'd gotten laid off on January 6 (right after Christmas, very nice -- fortunately, I'd done a pay-cash-Christmas that year). I started complaining about the boredom in being unemployed, and living in an area with a weak job market. How was I supposed to know my guildmate was an IT manager?

    (Believe it or not, it's a true story -- videogaming got me a job!)

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  115. Will WoW Golf be available for the PS? by lwriemen · · Score: 1

    My kids are getting older and Disney Golf just isn't cutting it anymore. ;-)

  116. This is so fucking stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The worst thing ever. Christ I have more fun looking at gay porno and GNAA than read this fucking WoW cock sucking trash!

    PS: to the submitter, go fuck yourself with a +10 str sword.

  117. Re:More WoW...and it's not even good. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Dude you are right on the ball. The game is so easily grasped and become level 60 in less than 2 weeks with not playing all that long. There are no challenges, it's just eye candy for the n00bs. Give me DAoC anyday over this bullshit game.

    Fuck WoW!

  118. Re:The Future of MMORPGs, rather, Virtual Socializ by geminidomino · · Score: 1

    And if you can do without pretty graphics, pass on Second Life and just find a MUSH/MUX at Mudmagic or similar site.

    Building, scripting, and chat. Playable over SSH and the vast majority don't cost a dime.

  119. Re:The Future of MMORPGs, rather, Virtual Socializ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    learn2preview you cocksmoking teabagger.