Is there a word in English for "that horrible combined laughing/sobbing done when the brain is presented with a 'Wow, that's really hilarious/Oh, Jesus, it's really not' dichotomy"?
Let's hope they don't give the contract to Microsoft...
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My absolute favorite Bloom County strips were when the meadow party ran for president.
Remember when they were holding a caucus and Opus shouted "ISSUES! I think a campaign should be all about issues!"?
The next panel had him tied upside down and gagged to a tree and wearing a sign reading "BLASPHEMER".
Some things never change, do they?
Does "Ministry of NanoEthics" sound kinda Orwellian to anyone else?
WAR IS PEACE
FREEDOM IS SLAVERY
SMALL IS BIG
Imagine a 80-year-old Japanese lady running at 80 mph through Tokio, all the while randomly kicking through people.
That'd be pretty cool. What worries me, though, is what'll happen when the inevitable naughty tentacles show up.
MS exploit virus comes out.
mysterious patching virus starts making the rounds. massive consequences.
we should be doing this more often, kids.
That's the worst haiku I've ever seen.
Holy shit, your gas station is running Windows and is connected to the internet??
"Regular, midgrade, premium...CowboyNeal? The hell?"
Of course, can you have holes within holes?
Of course! You just can't have a bag of holding in one.
No, but it would be the perfect display for playing Myst...
Not to mention running Steam...
One ring engraved by dork,
One ring that's plated,
One ring that doesn't work
And ensures the giver's hated...
I'm just waiting for the first story of someone's laptop getting 0wn3d by a kid with a hypodermic full of insulin...
This of course brings back bad memories of Biology and the "Citric acid Cycle" and ATP..
...the Maynard G. Krebs cycle.
Ah, yes. Discovered by a famous beatnik, and thus named...
(Sorry.)
Hey, buddy...wanna buy a Beowulf cluster of these?
RMS is giving out handjobs to all GNU/linux users.
That's GNU/handjobs, you insensitive clod!
Worst snack food ever.
Boy, was this right on target or what?
Is there a word in English for "that horrible combined laughing/sobbing done when the brain is presented with a 'Wow, that's really hilarious/Oh, Jesus, it's really not' dichotomy"?
That's latex, dude. Think hot, sweaty, and sticky.
I did think hot, sweaty, and sticky Carrie Ann Moss.
Now it's My Pants Reloaded.
From the review: "The really great thing about this PDA is the presence of both MC and CF card slots."
MC card slot...worst rapper ever.
> You know you should stop doing what you're doing when your thighs get wet.
Speak for yourself.
The space elevator could do double duty as the worlds longest (and thinnest) supercomputer?
...imagine a Beowulf Shaeffer cluster of these.
I'm going to regret this, but...
What, is DARPA outsourcing stuff to Domino's now? If it takes us more than two hours to bomb you, you get your money back?
The mines decide as a group what configuration is best and then move to fill the gap.
I wonder how they go about it...
"Okay, Frank...hop over into that gap right there."
"Shit, no! Larry just got run over by a TANK! Did you see that? You hop into the gap, asshole!"
That was my UIN (still is, incidentally, on Trillian).
Ahem...ASL?! I WANT TO SEX YUO!!!!
Oh, and I have this penis pump you might be interested in...
There out of control.
There wolf.
There castle.
Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you wanted to talk this way.
BSA agents will be arriving shortly to take you into custody.
The Boy Scouts of America have a DMCA enforcement merit badge now?
Why, he's one of the Lords of the Rhymes. Word!
Let's hope they don't give the contract to Microsoft...
ERROR: AMMO_COUNT_NOT_LESS_OR_EQUAL
RIFLE.DLL caused a general application fault in module INFANTRY.EXE. Your battle dress uniform has been shut down to protect your data. Please reboot your helmet. If the problem persists, contact technical support or your local coroner.