>> Just wait till you see the one's that can swallow a man whole. > > They aren't so bad, as they're usually big and relatively slow and easy to stay well clear of... unless you're stupid.
Wait...we're still talking about snakes, right, and not my ex-girlfriend?
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> I thought Kin Korn Karn was a char from that old nintendo game Pro Wrestling.
You are correct.
A WINNER IS YOU
> How do you pronounce your name?
And are you considered a proper noun for purposes of Scrabble?
> Immediately I want to know how long, but all I know is that it's the ever-subjective "a long time".
I could look up how long it takes for you, but it'll take a while.
> that site says they'll throttle you if you get under $2/per.
Wow. This is the first time I've heard of a customer disincentive program.
So, do they use piano wire, or what?
> They're also capable of extreme homosexuality.
But really, who isn't after a few drinks?
Perhaps I share too much.
> how do you turn these lights off.
Every box of tubes comes packaged with a hammer and a black bag.
> the EU situation
That's the EU/Linux situation.
> Computer person badly writes? Unpossible.
Ooh, you post make good.
> Hyperbolic bollocks
Hyperbollocks.
> A remix of one of Frontalot's songs uses a loop of that ROTN song.
Specifically, "Nerdcore Hiphop", which comes in two versions.
>SPOILER!!!!! a suicide bomber.
I don't think it counts as a suicide bombing if you're already dead.
> It seems to me like this guy probably got his PHD some time ago
Or got it in the back room of Big Hungry Buford's Bait and Tackle Shop and Technology Institute.
> Next time I cut myself, I'm going to rub myself with shrimp.
Wait...accidentally, or as some sort of hemocrustacean performance art?
> Well, since this seems to be one of the first times we've gone out of our way to really put the wood to something not from Earth
That's only if you don't count all the times Captain Kirk nailed a green chick.
I kept reading this as "Insane Clown FORTRAN Posse".
> I only hear about the impending crash
Which doesn't really come as much of a surprise, seeing as how you've got bulls trying to climb walls.
> Vermont's queen city, Burlington
Surely I can't be the only one who envisioned Mayor Freddie Mercury opening each city council meeting with a rendition of "Fat Bottomed Girls".
I prefer to store it in a shielded sleeve before I use it.
Oh...you're talking about your credit cards. Sorry. Carry on.
>> Just wait till you see the one's that can swallow a man whole.
>
> They aren't so bad, as they're usually big and relatively slow and easy to stay well clear of... unless you're stupid.
Wait...we're still talking about snakes, right, and not my ex-girlfriend?
> Veritest used webbench to do their testing.
There wolf.
There castle.
There Veritest testing.
Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you wanted to talk that way.
> [...]it will have been a blast!
I believe you mean willan on-be a blast.
"Dilemma", from the Greek, meaning literally "We cloned the guy from Motorhead."
When did e.e. cummings get a Slashdot account?
> Surely explains her medieval management style.
You mean the development of banking, the invention of the horse collar, and crop rotation?
> What might be the reason for this star burning when other similarly sized objects do not?
Sheer impotent RAGE.