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Ant writes "Wired News' Furthermore mentions a University of Chicago researcher finally figured out exactly how the limbless reptiles pull off their amazingly effective bird imitations. 'Despite their lack of winglike appendages, flying snakes are skilled aerial locomotors,' said biologist Jake Socha. Here's how: First, they flatten their bodies from head to tail, making themselves 'Frisbee-like in form,' Socha said. Then, as the snake drops (or leaps!) from a tree branch, it sends S-shaped waves through its body, steadying itself as it glides through the air. One species can even turn mid-flight. There is more information, photographs, and even short QuickTime video clips on Jake's Flying Snakes Home Page."

230 comments

  1. "Flying" snakes by TripMaster+Monkey · · Score: 4, Funny


    "That's not flying...that's...falling with style."

    - Sherrif Woody
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    1. Re:"Flying" snakes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's not a flying "snake", that's John Wayne Bobbit.

      *ouch*

    2. Re:"Flying" snakes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      TripMaster Monkey, you're posts are usually good.

      But cut down on the whitespace.

      Sincerely,

      Anonymous Coward

    3. Re:"Flying" snakes by thejuggler · · Score: 1

      The least they could do is put a white sheet or tarp on the ground so we can see the darn snake. The green snake 'flying' over green grass is hard to see.

      Gliding is still flying. Ask any glider pilot.

    4. Re:"Flying" snakes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dear idiot, why the hell did you say "you are posts are usually good."?

    5. Re:"Flying" snakes by DrEldarion · · Score: 4, Funny

      "There is an art, or, rather, a knack to flying. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." - Douglas Adams

      Poor snakes haven't gotten the second part quite down yet. A for effort, though!

    6. Re:"Flying" snakes by Cyberherbalist · · Score: 1

      I'm sure it was in the spirit of "all your base are belong to us."

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    7. Re:"Flying" snakes by laejoh · · Score: 0

      That's the whole thing about flying: you throw yourself at the floor and miss it completely

    8. Re:"Flying" snakes by rollerbob · · Score: 1

      Wasn't it Buzz Lightyear that said that?

    9. Re:"Flying" snakes by Dr.+Cody · · Score: 1

      I saw "Jake's Flying snakes page" and immediately thought "Jane's All the World's Flying Snakes"

  2. Mirror by daveschroeder · · Score: 4, Informative

    Mirror of the flying snake "takeoff" and "gliding" videos.

    (The author has also stated "You may use this video footage for non-publishing purposes without permission" on his web page. Not sure how much load it can handle, so I figured I'd mirror it. The author's page has more information and commentary; these are just the raw videos. They're very small, so there's a good chance his server could have handled it just fine.)

    1. Re:Mirror by Cruciform · · Score: 2, Funny

      Cool, I thought I wouldn't get a chance to see them for a few days.

      I'd never even heard of these guys, and I've got corn snakes, and various species of boas and pythons in my basement.

      Now I just need a nice big arboretum to stick some of these little guys in.

      And a lab so I can put that DNA in a some venomous species. Better than sharks with frickin' laser beams!

    2. Re:Mirror by dabigpaybackski · · Score: 2, Funny
      I checked out the videos. Those snakes look like a lot of fun. I don't know if dropping them out of windows is as much fun as it is with cats, but it does look like fun.

      *thoughtful pause*

      You know, has anybody come up with a remote-control steerable airfoil that can be worn by cats? It has to be something that they can't wriggle out of in a panic, as might be the case if they're released from the top of a fully-extended crane. I just happen to know a certain adventurous feline who loves flying.

      Now that would make for some entertaining cinema.

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    3. Re:Mirror by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      phooey... jane.boulton@optus.com.au

    4. Re:Mirror by xie · · Score: 2, Informative
    5. Re:Mirror by david.heyman · · Score: 1
      Not sure how much load it can handle...

      Not too much since his ISP suspended his account.

    6. Re:Mirror by zbuffered · · Score: 1

      That's awesome! That snake really looks good, until this jump. Oops?

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    7. Re:Mirror by zbuffered · · Score: 1

      I also like how the kids have to run after the snake, because as soon as it hits the ground it just books.

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    8. Re:Mirror by Desprez · · Score: 1
      It took me a bit of watching, and I thought the snake hit the ground and scurried off the screen. But after further review, I believe the part where the snake looks like it radicaly changes direction, is NOT where it hits the ground. I think that's the point where the snake catches the the air and is actualy gliding.

      It was more apparent in one of the later videos where the camera followed it.

    9. Re:Mirror by vorpal22 · · Score: 1

      Cheers! I've seen quite a bit of snake fear here in this post, which always dismays me as the owner of a ball python, a coastal carpet python, and a Colombian red tail boa constrictor. Not only are many of the commonly sold non-venomous snakes beautiful and fun to look at, but they make easy-to-care-for and amusing pets (says the guy who is currently sporting a young boa for a hat and has a tail in his eyes). After having had snakes, I can safely say that they've far surpassed cats as my pet of choice: I only need to feed my snakes one a week, if that, and watching them eat is HELLA cooler than watching a cat eat. My snakes are also happy to take attention when they get it without trying to demand it, like a cat.

      The flying snake apparently is very hostile, and hence would not make a good pet, but they're damn cool to watch in the videos.

      I aspire to one day own, when I have room, a nice 30' long reticulated python (the world's longest snake - the anaconda is the world's heaviest snake). Beautiful, lovely, intelligent species.

    10. Re:Mirror by JoeyBlaze · · Score: 1

      The videos are ok, watching the people chase the snakes after flying is great. See the videos about half-way down the page.

    11. Re:Mirror by Entouchable · · Score: 1

      Yup very loving, they just LOVE to give people nice tight hugs when they see them!

    12. Re:Mirror by vorpal22 · · Score: 1

      Snake attacks on humans are unheard of by the smaller species of snake, and even amongst the larger, extremely rare. Once a snake is used to your smell, it will no longer view you as a threat or as a possible source of food, despite popular belief.

      I freely allow my 6.5' coastal carpet python to crawl behind and around my neck, and she's never made any move to hurt me.

    13. Re:Mirror by avronius · · Score: 1
      surpassed cats as my pet of choice: I only need to feed my snakes one a week
      !!!

      That's, like, 52 cats a year... The folks from PETA, Greenpeace, and the SPCA must have files a foot thick with your name on them!
    14. Re:Mirror by rthille · · Score: 1

      Remember, before dropping the cat out the window, tie a piece of buttered toast to the back of the cat, butter side up...

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  3. Thanks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    for the link to quicktime. I've been looking all over for that...

    1. Re:Thanks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, what's up with all of the useless links? I think I could have found uchicago's site too.

    2. Re:Thanks by zbuffered · · Score: 2, Funny

      Listen, if we didn't give you useless links, what would you spend your day reading?

      Seriously though, how about linking to a less-annoying version of Quicktime?

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  4. I hated them before... by nettdata · · Score: 5, Funny

    OK... I hated snakes BEFORE they could fly.

    *shudder*

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    1. Re:I hated them before... by Blasto123 · · Score: 2, Funny

      There is no question. We must kill all of these things now...this information could get out to other (more dangerous) snakes.

    2. Re:I hated them before... by DigiShaman · · Score: 1

      But if you meet up with Quetzalcoatl among them, you better bow down and warship.

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    3. Re:I hated them before... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      What the hell does "bow down and warship" mean? Is that what people do in the USA?

      About your sig... Everything humans do is 100% under our own control... We can set the "lowest common denominator" as high as we want, if we don't want to, it's our fault, not the system's. Nice strawman, though.

  5. The Snakes May Be Able To Fly by quantaman · · Score: 2, Funny

    But that server is going down like a stone...

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    1. Re:The Snakes May Be Able To Fly by Jozer99 · · Score: 1

      No, its kinda flattening out and twisting on the way down, so it glides a little before hitting the ground.

  6. "They do not fly, by Hawthorne01 · · Score: 4, Funny

    so much as plummet."

    -Monty Python

    (Ok, it was sheep. but after watching those videos, I think it fits.)

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    1. Re:"They do not fly, by duhasteifersucht · · Score: 0

      Only, why are the up in the trees?

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    2. Re:"They do not fly, by js7a · · Score: 1

      Pretty true from what I can see, except this one plummets at a pretty good angle.

    3. Re:"They do not fly, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do the Frenchmen use catapults to launch the sheep, or do they merely heft them over the battlements?

    4. Re:"They do not fly, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Only, why are the up in the trees? I do believe they're nesting.

  7. Ummm... Duh? by drfishy · · Score: 1

    That's what I've been hearing on the Discovery etc as long as I remember...

  8. No No No! I've Been Conned!!! by ABCC · · Score: 0

    Ive just bought a lifetime supply of snake oil from an email advert i got, now they come out with FLYING Snake Oil! Sheesh and i thought M$ forced updates were bad.....

  9. macdot by flood6 · · Score: 1, Redundant

    Thank God for that Quicktime link!

  10. Ooh, snake! A snake! by FlyByPC · · Score: 5, Funny

    Badgerbadgerbadgerbadger...

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    1. Re:Ooh, snake! A snake! by Agret · · Score: 1

      Mushroom! Mushroom!

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  11. I hated them before...To Serve Man... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Just wait till you see the one's that can swallow a man whole.

    1. Re:I hated them before...To Serve Man... by TripMaster+Monkey · · Score: 1, Funny



      Just wait till you see the one's that can swallow a man whole.

      You mean like these?

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    2. Re:I hated them before...To Serve Man... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think he means his ex-girlfriend?

    3. Re:I hated them before...To Serve Man... by nettdata · · Score: 4, Funny

      Just wait till you see the one's that can swallow a man whole.

      They aren't so bad, as they're usually big and relatively slow and easy to stay well clear of... unless you're stupid.

      My all-time "Darwin Award Nominee" is that Jim guy from the old Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom.

      The old guy (Merlin?) is back at the studio, all nice and safe, and he describes the adventures of Jim, the guy in the field.

      I specifically remember the episode where Jim's in a small rowboat in some small water (pond or slow river) looking for Annacondas. Lucky them, they see the head of one in amongst some leaves/etc at the top of the water. The idiot proceeds to CLIMB INTO THE WATER to get the thing.

      Now, I'm betting that this snake turned out to be WAY bigger than Jim was thinking it was, as he started to get a little "nerveous" as the thing started to coil up around him. The snake looked about 30 feet long and a good 400 lbs.

      Before you know it, it's got a couple of big-ass loops around Jim and they're starting to roll around in the water, and Jim's starting to REALLY try and stay above water and get back in the boat, and all the while Merlin is giving the "old guy" running commentary like this is nothing new. "Look as Jim heroicly struggles to get the snake in the bag so we can take it ashore and analyze it a little closer."

      Jim was as crazy as Steve Erwin (Crikey!), but in a more reserved, 70's, quiet manner.

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    4. Re:I hated them before...To Serve Man... by nettdata · · Score: 2, Informative

      Cool... Google is your friend:

      http://www.museum.tv/archives/etv/W/htmlW/wildking dom/wildkingdom.htm

      From the link:

      Unlike Zoo Parade, Wild Kingdom was shot on film almost entirely in the field, and featured encounters with wildlife in their natural habitat. Indeed, one of the program's signature features was the footage of Marlin Perkins, or his assistants Jim Fowler and later Stan Brock, pursuing and at times physically engaging with the wildlife-of-the-week, whether that meant mud-wrestling with alligators, struggling to get free from the vice-like grip of a massive water snake, running from unexpectedly awakened elephants or seemingly angered sea lions, or jumping from a helicopter onto the back of an elk in the snows of Montana.

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    5. Re:I hated them before...To Serve Man... by Mr.+Bad+Example · · Score: 0

      >> Just wait till you see the one's that can swallow a man whole.
      >
      > They aren't so bad, as they're usually big and relatively slow and easy to stay well clear of... unless you're stupid.

      Wait...we're still talking about snakes, right, and not my ex-girlfriend?

    6. Re:I hated them before...To Serve Man... by Siergen · · Score: 1

      I saw one episode where Marlin Perkins actually got out of a canoe to help with one big snake on what they thought was a sand bar. It turned out to be mud with the consistancy of quicksand. By the time they had the snake subdued and wrestled in a canoe, the camera boat crew had joined in to help, and Marlin was up to his chest in the mud. Never saw him in the field again after that; guess his insurance wouldn't cover it... ;)

    7. Re:I hated them before...To Serve Man... by cahiha · · Score: 2, Informative

      but in a more reserved, 70's, quiet manner.

      You must have been born after the 70's if you apply terms such as "reserved" and "quiet" to its manner.

    8. Re:I hated them before...To Serve Man... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't think it was the whole man she was swallowing...

  12. Bone Structure by adamdewolf · · Score: 1

    Birds have ultra-light bones, do these snakes too?

    hmm

    Tastes like chicken.

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    1. Re:Bone Structure by ishmaelflood · · Score: 1

      Ah. Someone with a brain.

      My guess is no, but why not write to the guy who did the original research?

  13. Re:So THAT'S how snakes fly! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You just know you're looking for a flamebait or troll mod from a scientist reading /. :)

    (I have no modpoints myself at the moment).

    Science can be a lot like opensource - they scratch the itches they have. If you would like research done on "more important" things... well, you can get a degree and do it yourself.

    Besides, time and again it has been shown that we can't predict what is useless research, and what will become useful in 10 year's time.

    I think IHBT, so I will HAND :)

  14. Flying shnakes? Baaah- by Ralph+Spoilsport · · Score: 3, Funny
    No big deal. Dogs flew space ships. They came from the Dog Star. Serious!

    RS

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    1. Re:Flying shnakes? Baaah- by mybecq · · Score: 3, Funny
      They came from the Dog Star. Serious!
      Siriusly ?!
    2. Re:Flying shnakes? Baaah- by peculiarmethod · · Score: 1

      that's kinda funny! But you have to know astronomy first.

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    3. Re:Flying shnakes? Baaah- by CrackedButter · · Score: 1

      Here's me thinking it was some obscure reference to Keanu Reeves, he flys as well in some of his movies. His band was called Dog Star btw...

    4. Re:Flying shnakes? Baaah- by Ralph+Spoilsport · · Score: 1
      OK OK - the clue is in my name...

      Ralph Spoilsport is a character from a record by the Firesign Theatre on the LP "How can you be in two places at once when you're not anywhere at all".

      The reference to the Dog Star, Serious, is from "Everything You Know Is Wrong" by Firesign Theatre.

      All the old Fireheads out there get the joke. I do recommend their first four or five records. The closest thing America ever came to Shakespeare.

      RS

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  15. The hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy by isny · · Score: 4, Funny

    The secret to flying is throwing yourself at the ground and missing. Full quote

    1. Re:The hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy by VoidWraith · · Score: 1

      If you throw yourself at the ground and miss, wouldn't you go into orbit?

    2. Re:The hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy by DavidTC · · Score: 1

      Maybe if you throw yourself at the ground and miss using a rocket or something. Most of us mere mortals can't throw ourselves at escape velocity, especially not downward. (Not too downward, though. Remember, you need to miss.)

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    3. Re:The hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well yeah, the trick is to do it really fast. Air friction might be a problem though.

    4. Re:The hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy by myukew · · Score: 1

      depends on where you are. if you are on nothing more than a big rock you'll have to take care not to fall into orbit

  16. Woah by pyite69 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Amazing how familiar this seems. Almost as if it had been on Slashdot yesterday.

    1. Re:Woah by outsider007 · · Score: 1

      that was fark, you.

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    2. Re:Woah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You, sir, have clearly been the victim of surprise time travel. Damn those wily time travellers, sneaking up and turning yesterday into tomorrow.

    3. Re:Woah by DavidTC · · Score: 1
      You mean turning today into yesterday. And you don't need time travellers for that, that happens anyway.

      Tomorrow this will have been on /. yesterday.

      Actually, considering when I'm posting, this was on /. yesterday.

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    4. Re:Woah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ah, but when yesterday is turned into tomorrow, today takes yesterday's place! Then the fiendish time travellers can put yesterday back after today had already happened, creating the deja vu effect.

  17. Oblig: by Shky · · Score: 2

    "Snakes. Why did it have to be snakes?"

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    1. Re:Oblig: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I guess Indiana Jones may be a bit too old for this crowd.

    2. Re:Oblig: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I guess Indiana Jones may be a bit too old for this crowd.

      Not for all of us. But the "Karate Kid" reference (different thread) will whizz right over the heads of most slashdotters, I'm sure.

    3. Re:Oblig: by NoneExpected · · Score: 1

      This is like my worst nightmare.
      It took years to recover from learning snakes could climb trees.

      A walk in the woods has never been the same.

  18. Man, I hope... by The+Fanta+Menace · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...that no-one ever decides to cross one of these things with a cobra...

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    1. Re:Man, I hope... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      "Co-BRAH!"

      --Destro

    2. Re:Man, I hope... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cobra-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la!

    3. Re:Man, I hope... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ..that no-one ever decides to cross one of these things with a cobra...

      Or, worse yet, Cobra Kai

    4. Re:Man, I hope... by donscarletti · · Score: 1

      I suppose it would have canards. That's the sort of flying snake Burt Rutan would design.

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  19. Re:Ummm... Duh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I know, how is this news, it isn't even new, not even remotely....

  20. Oh, so that's how! by Jugalator · · Score: 0, Redundant

    I thought they had just mastered the art of throwing themselves at the ground, and missing.

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  21. Evolution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is really the first step in the evolution of snake to aerobie.

    1. Re:Evolution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now Ultimate Frisbee can become even more ultimate!

  22. The Guide by PrivateDonut · · Score: 0, Redundant

    "Flying is learning to throw yourself at the ground, and miss" -The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

    1. Re:The Guide by wackywendell · · Score: 1

      Oooh! Oooh! I want to join the mad rush to quote the hitchiker's guide!

      um...um..."a towel is the most useful thing in the universe...it can be used to ward off snakes...and other such creepy flying varmints that might attack you from strange angles."

      Is that right?

  23. Obligitory by psychgeek · · Score: 1

    ...but can I teach a Shark to do that? What about a sea-bass?

    1. Re:Obligitory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, but only ...in spaaaaaaaaaaaaace!

    2. Re:Obligitory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  24. Re:Ummm... Duh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0



    Apparently it's 'news' to Zonk...but honestly...do you really expect anything better from Zonk?

  25. Flying (penis)birds by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  26. Bird imitations? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    finally figured out exactly how the limbless reptiles pull off their amazingly effective bird imitations.

    Birds fly. This isn't flying, this is gliding.

    1. Re:Bird imitations? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      It's not even really gliding. More like a controlled fall.

      They should call them Newton Snakes or something.

    2. Re:Bird imitations? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uhm, what do you think gliding is? Guess you have never gone hang gliding.

    3. Re:Bird imitations? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It isn't flying! It's falling... with style!

  27. Good thing you mirrored it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    His site is dead as a snake shot down in midair :/

  28. What would be cool is by dotslasher_sri · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Flying sharks! with laser heads attached to them :D

    1. Re:What would be cool is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's "frickin' laser beams".

      I'm surrounded by morons.

      -Dr. Evil

  29. Just wait... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    As soon as I get frickin' lazer beams attached to their heads, I will be unpossibly stoppable! (Or is that unstoppably possible? Wait, I should leave possible out of it.) *ahem* I WILL BE UNSTOPPABLE!!!!

    -Local Doctor in Training

  30. Quicktime by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Thanks for the Quicktime link, I've been wondering what that "Quicktime" thing was for years, now.

  31. Frist posting with style! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Another Funny first post! Who's Sherrif Woody though? Couldya give a link so I don't have to Google him?

  32. Damn! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    I tought that this was supposed to be an howto. What am I to do with the snake and dead pigeons now?

    1. Re:Damn! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If the snake is alive, it's obviously feeding time. If dead, it's obviously feeding time for you.

    2. Re:Damn! by azav · · Score: 1

      Fondue!

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  33. They throw themselves at the ground and miss by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Getting distracted by a nice pair of snakeskin boots helps. (I doubt snakes would be distracted by luggage of any kind...)

  34. Oh that's great... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But not as interesting as the Long-nosed Snake. More info here.

  35. Compare to physics story. by Eunuch · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    We are on the brink of transhumanism. Stories can be neatly divided to those related to it, and those not. This is likely not very related. When we take our last breath and not die, it will be very clear which of our activities brought us closer to the unspeakably important--the singularity. Nothing else matters.

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    1. Re:Compare to physics story. by Squirrley · · Score: 0

      wtf, mate?

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    2. Re:Compare to physics story. by Omnifarious · · Score: 1

      And here is born a new class of troll. At least it's a new topic, even if not terribly imaginative. I hereby name you the single-minded singularity troll. :-)

      That is, of course, unless you are a mass-mind. :-)

    3. Re:Compare to physics story. by Omnifarious · · Score: 1
  36. I Met Some Of Those Once... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    on a flight from Redmond to Chicago. All five were members of Microsoft's legal team.

  37. Coralized by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Here's a Coralized link to the Flying Snakes homepage. I don't know why people don't post these as a matter of course for smaller web-pages like this.

  38. Two Words: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Toy Story.

  39. sweet by bLindmOnkey · · Score: 1

    They finally figured them out!. Now if I strap enough of these flying snakes to my arms I'll be able to fly!

  40. Re:Ummm... Duh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No, not really. But I try to remain optimistic...

  41. Re:Ummmmmmmmmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    No, the only person dumber than the one who posts this kind of garbage is the one who responds to the one who responds to it. But not the person after that.

  42. Re:Morris Plains - Get Out! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I like Drum & Bass, and also Tribal. You didn't mention Tribal. If they don't play Tribal then I'll cancel my upcoming trip to Morris Plains.

  43. Who Says God Doesn't Have a Sense of Humor? by bowloframen · · Score: 5, Funny

    And the LORD God said unto the serpent, Because thou hast done this, thou art cursed above all cattle, and above every beast of the field; upon thy belly shalt thou go, and dust shalt thou eat all the days of thy life: And thou shalt fling thyself from trees in a pathetic attempt at flying, and thou shalt hurtle towards the earth faster than thou canst say, "Holy Crap!", and men shall laugh and point fingers and cry out, O, silly snakey pooh! Erm, "paraphrased" from Gen 3:14

    1. Re:Who Says God Doesn't Have a Sense of Humor? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Even this guy is smarter than you.

  44. Wheres the flying part? by mnmn · · Score: 1

    In none of the movies did I see a snake fly. In 2 of the videos, I did actually see them fall at an angle, which I've also seen humans do with certain suites, before deploying their parachutes.

    And in most videos, I just saw snakes fall, something ALL vertibrates and invertibrates are capable of.

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    1. Re:Wheres the flying part? by Afrosheen · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yeah, so they didn't fly, but we have Flying Squirrels who do vaguely the same thing, and I'm sure a lizard or two who do the same.

      Basically they sensationalized it. It should be called Gliding Snakes. However, who'd want to read about gliding snakes? Nobody, that's who. Flying Snakes, otoh, are a whole different game!

    2. Re:Wheres the flying part? by DavidTC · · Score: 1
      I'd like some evidence that, for example, sea bass can fall without some outside help. Where do they fall from?

      Sure, if you pick them up and drop them they can fall, but by that logic anything can fly if you pick it up and put it in an airplane.

      And you thought you were so clever, Mr. I-Forgot-Some-Animals-Live-Underwater.

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    3. Re:Wheres the flying part? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And in most videos, I just saw snakes fall, something ALL vertibrates and invertibrates are capable of.

      What about the heliumocerous?

    4. Re:Wheres the flying part? by nacturation · · Score: 1

      Agreed, until I saw someone above link to this one which I didn't see on the original site. That's definitely impressive as it seems to almost do better than a 45 degree angle.

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    5. Re:Wheres the flying part? by flyingsquid · · Score: 3, Informative
      There are two groups of flying squirrel, true flying squirrels and the independently evolved scaly-tailed flying "squirrels" in Africa. There are also the bat-like "flying lemurs" or colugos, and three different genera of gliding possum in Australia, each representing an independent origin of gliding. At least four lizards have evolved gliding: the geckos _Cosymbotus_ and _Ptychozoon_ (Kuhl's Gecko), the gliding lizard _Draco_, and another called _Holaspis_. Plus gliding has evolved at least four times in tree frogs, once or more in the flying fish, and perhaps most remarkable of all, there's the flying squid: they can spread their mantle fins and the web between their limbs as they jet out of the water, and glide over the waves.

      Flying snakes, however, differ from all of these in one rather interesting way: they will actually move the airfoil while airborne, and appear to be swimming through the air. What's interesting is that the glide angle gets shallower when they do this. This suggests three possibilities: (1) this behavior reduces drag, (2) this behavior increases lift, or (3) this behavior produces thrust.

      The last would be really interesting: if flying snakes can actually produce thrust while airborne (even if they can't develop enough thrust for horizontal flight), then they would be only the fifth animal group (alongside insects, pterosaurs, bats, and birds) to evolve true powered flight.

    6. Re:Wheres the flying part? by SoupIsGoodFood_42 · · Score: 1

      There's also this one. Anyone who thinks that snake was just falling needs their eyes checked. Even an experienced skydiver would be impressed with that.

    7. Re:Wheres the flying part? by brjndr · · Score: 1

      A fish can be at rest on a 'shelf' of sand, rock, etc., while in the water. From there is can fall to a lower one.

    8. Re:Wheres the flying part? by DavidTC · · Score: 1
      That's sinking, not falling.

      And, anyway, all you need to refute that is to pick a kind of fish that can't rest, like a shark. Sharks never lay down on a ledge, because they can't stop moving. (Well, can't without dying.)

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  45. Re:Morris Plains - Get Out! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Until all of this changed one fateful day. A teenager went missing, and was found near the asylum three days later - undead.

  46. MOD UP!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    most. hilarious. post. of. all. time.

  47. Article lies! by Nailer · · Score: 4, Funny

    'Flying Snake Howto' pfft.

    I was all pumped up for a meat-modding exerciose that told me how to convert my existing snake into a flying one with cool neons and shit.

    It's just a stupid science article.

    1. Re:Article lies! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      heres my 'how to' to make a snake fly...

      swing it around above your head then let go

    2. Re:Article lies! by Tablizer · · Score: 3, Funny

      heres my 'how to' to make a snake fly...swing it around above your head then let go

      Reminds me of a joke: A blind man with a seeing-eye dog walks into a bar. He picks up his dog by the tail and swings it around vigorously, and then puts it back down.

      The bartender, stunned, asks the blind man, "Why the hell did you do that with your dog?"

      The blind man replies, "Oh, I was just having a look around."

    3. Re:Article lies! by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      I was all pumped up for a meat-modding exerciose that told me how to convert my existing snake into a flying one with cool neons and shit. It's just a stupid science article.

      1. Run over snake with Hummer
      2. Put model-plane propeller on its flat body with super-glue
      3. Put neon lights on it
      4. Rev up motor
      5. Watch it fly!
      (Profit optional)

      If they can make toilet seats fly, certainly one can make a flattened snake fly.

    4. Re:Article lies! by Alsee · · Score: 1
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    5. Re:Article lies! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Then another blind guy comes in to the bar with his feline...

      ...and does a cat scan...



      *groan

  48. Re:Ummm... Duh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    well, it was published in nature and done by professors at the university of chicago. if you can get an article published in nature, then you should be a professor at chicago or stanford or harvard too.

  49. MOD UP PARENT!!! by Urusai · · Score: 0

    most. hilarious. post. of. all. time. since. the. last. one.

    BTW, in Korea, only old people reference obsolete memes.

  50. Re:Ummm... Duh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    chicago on the level of prestige with stanford and harvard? LOL.

  51. Re:Ummmmmmmmmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    and repeat the that loop here..

  52. On pseudo-flying animals. by mindstrm · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Flying snake - looks like more of a controlled fall.

    Flying Squirrel - not really flying, but one hell of a long jump.

    Flying Fish - Really, truly looks like it's flying. It's not just an extra-long jump.. they litereally glide over the water, just like a bird flying low.. for up to 100m. I've seen them in person, it's insane.

    Therefore I declare that the flying fish is the only one that really deserves the name.

    1. Re:On pseudo-flying animals. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      Flying Squirrel - not really flying, but one hell of a long jump.


      tell that to rocky! :)

      http://www.internationalhero.co.uk/r/rockymoose.ht m

      some species can fly (ok, "glide") rather long distances... up to 1500 feet (!)

      http://www.edhelper.com/AnimalReadingComprehension _86_1.html

    2. Re:On pseudo-flying animals. by DavidTC · · Score: 1
      I think Flying Birds win, flat out. Those suckers can stay in the air for hours. It's almost like they can actually fly.

      But I've always been biased against Flying Fish, at least until I learned the way to beat them was just to keep running as fast as possible.

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    3. Re:On pseudo-flying animals. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think Flying Birds win, flat out. Those suckers can stay in the air for hours. It's almost like they can actually fly.

      And if it wasn't for gravity they'd just stay up there when they die, then we wouldn't have enough room in the air to fly planes.

    4. Re:On pseudo-flying animals. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      some species can fly (ok, "glide") rather long distances... up to 1500 feet (!)

      now if we olnly knew something about the height difference...

    5. Re:On pseudo-flying animals. by nsupathy · · Score: 1

      Not all snakes can fly, but these species atleast move in air. So, they can be called Flying snakes.

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    6. Re:On pseudo-flying animals. by jago25_98 · · Score: 1

      I'd like to see some video of flying fish but it seems there's little out there

  53. Oblig. Shrek, modified by Dachannien · · Score: 2, Funny

    You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly, but I bet you ain't never seen a snake fly!

    1. Re:Oblig. Shrek, modified by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What?! That's Dumbo, all the way. Best give props to the REAL owner of that quote (though it's all Disney so I guess it doesn't matter).

    2. Re:Oblig. Shrek, modified by Manaz · · Score: 2, Informative

      "You will know when it's time to turn the page when you hear the calliopie (sp) play like this. Let's begin now."

      It certainly was from Dumbo (I had the book & record version). The three crows that feature throughout the story sang that song.

      Of course, Shrek was NOT done by Disney - in fact, it was full of thinly veiled barbs AT Disney...

    3. Re:Oblig. Shrek, modified by Fyz · · Score: 1

      I saw a peanut stand, heard a rubber band,
      I saw a needle that winked its eye.
      But I think I will have seen everything
      When I see an elephant fly.

      I saw a front porch swing, heard a diamond ring,
      I saw a polka-dot railroad tie.
      But I think I will have seen everything
      when I see an elephant fly.

      I seen a clothes horse, he r'ar up and buck
      And they tell me that a man made a vegetable truck
      I didn't see that, I only heard
      But just to be sociable I'll take your word

      I heard a fireside chat, I saw a baseball bat
      And I just laughed till I thought I'd die
      But I'd be done see'n about everything
      when I see an elephant fly.

      Best movie ever! ;)

    4. Re:Oblig. Shrek, modified by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The difference, of course, is that Slashdot readers will largely agree that Shrek was funny while Dumbo was not.

  54. Re:Airforce One by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    correction, licking.

  55. What about pigs? by t0ny747 · · Score: 0

    Now when will the pigs fly?

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  56. Other Flying Things You Hate! by Maksym · · Score: 0

    Flying snakes eh? What about flying spiders for all the people afraid of 8 legged creatures 8 )

    1. Re:Other Flying Things You Hate! by DavidTC · · Score: 1
      Spiders can't fly, but they can float, which is even scarier, because they don't need to use any energy, so can do it forever. (Well, okay, they obviously need to stop when they want to eat.)

      They just stick out some webbing and catch the wind and float off, right into your face.

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    2. Re:Other Flying Things You Hate! by StupidKatz · · Score: 1

      They just stick out some webbing and catch the wind and float off, right into your face.

      That is precisely the reason why I always wear a helmet with a full face shield. Oftentimes I will also carry a (mostly) full can of RAID.

      And some eye drops.

  57. I dont know what looked funnier by blue_adept · · Score: 2, Funny

    Seeing snakes trying to fly, or seeing humans running *towards* them like their life depended on it.

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    1. Re:I dont know what looked funnier by Frumious+Wombat · · Score: 1

      Those are graduate Students: their life (and future career) *DOES* depend on their running towards the snake.

      If it gets away, guess who gets to go back out into the jungle to catch a new one?

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  58. Old News by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Lawyers have been flying for years.

  59. evolution...what the fuck. by firephreek · · Score: 1

    So, for everyone else out there, no, it's not flying.

    BUT that doesn't change the fact that this is really really wrong. These are snakes. They slither, they crawl, and they fall. They are not supposed to actively be able to leap off of trees or maintain any semblance of glide and control while airborne. God/Allah/He/She/It/Goat took away its apendages for a reason...and now this?!?

    So what happened? What brought this about? Why are they in trees? Why will I never be able to go visit those south/souteast Asia countries after seeing this?

    I don't just have to worry about the trees I'm under, but the trees withing 30 feet of me. (depending on height of course).

    1. Re:evolution...what the fuck. by Cyberherbalist · · Score: 1

      With respect to Evolution (all hail Evolution!), how many these snakes had to fall to the ground *splat* before they evolved the ability to flatten themselves out into a pseudo-airfoil and actually glide? Or did they evolve the airfoil capability first (at some indeterminate biological cost and no corresponding benefit), then one day one of them mistakenly fell out of a tree and found, to its amazement, that it could glide?

      Or was it one of those "hopeful monsters" postulated by Richard Goldschmidt -- just bang and there it was, instant Rocky the Flying Snake?

      Actually, I like Gould's and Eldredge's punctuated equilibrium better. See this for a Gould article on the subject of p/e.

      Now, as nice and scientific as that is, and I really like science and crap like that, at heart I believe that God created it all. But that is not, as they say, falsifiable, even with Intelligent Design. And some of you are going to hold me in derision for the idea of having God (or the supreme being of choice) involved at all, and make rude comments and insults to and about me, but you know what? Blow it out your ear. :-)

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    2. Re:evolution...what the fuck. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Evolution is flawed as Truth, but useful as a theory.

    3. Re:evolution...what the fuck. by __aagujc9792 · · Score: 0

      Teh Universe. It Just Works. If the many worlds interpretation is right, then possibility is densely populated with reality. All probability based arguments just.. go away. Things happen because they're not impossible. Wow. This is better than acid!

  60. Re:Ummm... Duh? by ishmaelflood · · Score: 1

    Yeah, dumb old Chicago. Does Fermi ring a bell?
    Bit more important than anything I've seen from Harvard.

  61. guilty! by Eunuch · · Score: 1

    If I am ever accused of being single-minded, it had better be for transhumanism.

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  62. NP! by antdude · · Score: 1

    [grin] :)

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  63. I wonder what Indy would say... by antdude · · Score: 1

    ... about flying snakes (the one in small plane in the first movie doesn't count!). :)

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  64. Flying fish do exist! by antdude · · Score: 2, Funny

    Well... in World of Warcraft they do exist according to this screen capture. [grin]

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    1. Re:Flying fish do exist! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So they do indeed exist, even though your joke would make others believe opposite. They are also quite tasty.

      http://oceanlink.island.net/oinfo/biodiversity/fly ingfish/flyingfish.html

  65. Re:Airforce One by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It just wouldn't be a proper Slashdot thread with a totally ridiculous and unnecessary Bush-bashing, would it? But next time throw in an insult or two against Fox News. Your post will get modded up +5 Funny in no time! Some clueless moderators might even give you an Insightful or two!

  66. Oblig. Fortune quote by ggvaidya · · Score: 1

    Though he'd be a poorer man if he never saw an eagle fly.
    -- John Denver

    [I saw an eagle fly once. Lucky for me, I had my eagle fly swatter - Ed.]

  67. /.'ed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't know about flying snakes but the domain seems to have flewn off somewhere.

  68. Re:Ummm... Duh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Who cares? Every university can point to one or two famous researchers in their entire lifespan.

    In terms of overall significance and academic acomplishment, Chicago pales in comparison to Harvard or Stanford.

    Sorry, play again.

  69. Re:Ummm... Duh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    he said prestige, not importance.

  70. A different view of evolution by einhverfr · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Personally I doubt that you had a lot of snakes falling out of trees and going splat. This seems nearly as naive an interpretation of evolution as Lamark's.

    Instead, I suspect that you have a situation like this: when the equalibrium is punctuated it fundamentally changes the environmental niches which are available. For example, if oyu have a drought, this changes the niches that the animals are forced to occupy. If oyu have a mass extinction, you have a lot of vacant niches, etc. If you have a year of abundance, niches get subdivided, etc.

    I suspect that a group of snakes found themselves in a situation where they were able to live off the lizards in the trees and decided to stay there. If they fell, it probably hurt, but I doubt it was often lethal. However, those that could control their angle of descent would have had an advantage evolutionarily based on this control simply because it takes a lot of energy to climb back up the trees, one is more vulnerable, etc. So it is a series of very small steps not a couple of big ones. But these steps occur over a comparitively short time period. And lo and behold, the snakes fly :-)

    As a say, natural selection is the process of adapting a species to an ecological niche. The evolution seems rapid at first, but once things are stabilized, you don't see much.

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    1. Re:A different view of evolution by Cyberherbalist · · Score: 1
      Personally I doubt that you had a lot of snakes falling out of trees and going splat. This seems nearly as naive an interpretation of evolution as Lamark's.

      Well, in the first place this was a probably misplaced attempt at humor. In the second place, a snake falling out of a tree in the forest probably does not have a high enough velocity of impact to kill it -- so splat is an auditory rather than a evolutionary effect.

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    2. Re:A different view of evolution by Arimus · · Score: 1

      Being pedantic most snake species which aren't totaly evolved for arborial existance don't have a very strong body for absorbing impacts - if you spend all your life 2" off the ground you don't need a good rib cage etc... so any snakes falling probably did go splat :(

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    3. Re:A different view of evolution by TheLink · · Score: 1

      Well if you spend all your life wrapping your ribs+body around stuff, your ribs should end up a bit tougher (relatively anyway).

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    4. Re:A different view of evolution by Have+Blue · · Score: 2, Informative

      A critical part that your explanation is missing is that the difference between a potential flying snake and its children would be very, very small. Some snakes would have bodies in a slightly different shape than others, so they would be slightly more successful at making jumps to capture tree lizards and therefore would be on average slightly more well-fed and slightly less likely to die before reproducing. Over thousands of years, this disparity creates a trend that results in more and more of the snake population being better and better at gliding. Dawkins explains it much better than I can.

      Also, in response to the other subthread here, small animals can survive falls from far greater heights than humans can. If they're robust enough to survive impact at their own terminal velocity, then they *can't* die from falls (unless they land at a funny angle or on something very bad). Cats can survive falling off a 10-story building because they reflexively spread out, increase drag, and hit the ground at a lower velocity. A snake that's good at jumping and gliding would have no problem falling out of a tree.

    5. Re:A different view of evolution by einhverfr · · Score: 1

      I have seen a number fo videos of snakes falling out of trees when attacked by squirrels, birds, etc. They don't seem to be badly hurt by it. And these are North American snakes, which are not generally adapted for tree life.

      Most snakes will instinctively curl up when they fall, and many do live in areas where they will fall at least small differences occasionally, whether it is off rocks, out of trees, etc.

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  71. Help! SCO grew wings! by Tablizer · · Score: 2, Funny

    nuf sed

  72. This guy is my cousin. by CPeanutG · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    This was in the papers a while back, that he was investigationg this or something. His wife, Tracy N. Kwock, has also been in the papers. She recieved a 2005 Golden Apple Award for Excellence in Teaching in grades 4 through 8. http://www.cps.k12.il.us/Announcements/golden_appl e_awards.htm

  73. Can it be done with Pigs? by Skevin · · Score: 4, Funny

    Because then:

    1. A lot of beautiful women would owe me sex.
    2. Cleveland would win the World Series.
    3. My boss would make me a vice president.
    4. My dotcom options would be valid and profitable.
    5. Slashdot posters would be lucid and intelligible.
    6. George Lucas would retire the StarWars franchise.
    7. Microsoft would GPL their entire code base.
    8. SCO would fully support OSS once again.
    9. The RIAA/MPAA would make financial restitution to all their victims.
    10. ???
    11. Profit-...! Umm, where was I again?

    Solomon Kevin Chang

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  74. Way to go... by Cl1mh4224rd · · Score: 2, Funny
    Account for domain
    flyingsnake.org
    has been suspended

    Stupid flight cancellations...
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    1. Re:Way to go... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Pronounce it "dot oh arr gee" and it's a haiku.

  75. howto by j.blechert · · Score: 1

    so how do I actualy build one of these?

    1. Re:howto by Emetophobe · · Score: 1

      Here here and here

  76. Reminds me of another experiment.. by Emetophobe · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I think it was on Discovery Channel I saw it, but they had snakes in a zero gravity plane (vomit comet). I believe they were trying to see if snakes would know which was was "up" during the free fall and level themselves off. Most snakes tumbled out of control, a few managed to "glide".

  77. Yes. by leonbrooks · · Score: 1

    Refer to the third truth.

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    1. Re:Yes. by Craig_P92669 · · Score: 0

      At first, I thought you'd linked to fags.org....was like "wtf?".

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  78. no go by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Account for domain
    flyingsnake.org
    has been suspended

  79. "Asps!" by leonbrooks · · Score: 1

    "Indiiiiiiie!"

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  80. queue cruelty to animals claim by Adrian.Challlinor · · Score: 1

    Where was the oligatory "no animals were hurt in these clips" caption? Personally, I think putting snakes up high trees,cages, wires, etc and telling them "fly, or else.." is sort of cruelty. But, darn, they are snakes. Throw them higher. Somewhere, sometime, a lemming will learn to fly. Is this related?

  81. Flying squid? by leonbrooks · · Score: 1

    No shit? I don't want to be around when some mad scientist crosses one with this.

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  82. Observations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    The snakes don't seem to flatten out until after they leap into the air. Probably because being flat before would lose them vertical leverage.

    The swimming motion seems to be standard for snakes. That's how they move in water. It's not clear how they use that to keep correct orientation, ie. land correct side up.

  83. Re:Ummm... Duh? by Wabin · · Score: 1
    Yup, they pale. That is why they have the most Nobel laureates of any school. Outside of academia, Stanford and Harvard may get more play, but trust me, Chicago is pretty far up there in terms of real quality.

    Do you really want to keep playing?

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  84. M*A*S*H* by towndowner · · Score: 1

    that's all you do - bird imitations?

  85. I'm ready for this experiment... by duh_lime · · Score: 1

    with cats.

    1. Re:I'm ready for this experiment... by TerranFury · · Score: 1

      ...and toast. Buttered.

  86. Simple by imnojezus · · Score: 2, Funny

    I've found that anything flies if you throw it hard enough.

  87. Pigs can already fly by TheLink · · Score: 1

    Given enough money pigs can even fly First Class.

    Doh.

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    1. Re:Pigs can already fly by magarity · · Score: 1

      No animals allowed in the passenger compartment. The best well-heeled pigs can do is get their own bizjet.

    2. Re:Pigs can already fly by mOdQuArK! · · Score: 1

      You're not seeing the "Given enough money" part.

    3. Re:Pigs can already fly by TheLink · · Score: 1

      Even if you don't have that much money, there are exceptions for service animals.

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  88. You forgot the Lions! by Tsaot · · Score: 1

    10. The lions would win the Superbowl!

  89. S-shaped? by saltydogdesign · · Score: 1

    How do the snakes know what an S is shaped like?

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  90. Re:Ummm... Duh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You have got to be kidding. The Nobel Prize has become such a joke these days, its given out like candy.

    If that is the best measure of prestige and significance you got, then have fun playing in your little dreamworld.

    If you think Chicago is comparable to Harvard or Stanford then you must really be smoking something. Harvard and Stanford consistently put out the best research, get the most funding, and consequently, give the students the best oppritunities and open doors when looking for jobs. Most people haven't even heard of Chicago and would think (rightly so, its hardly a significant player!) that it is just some community college.

    Sorry, try again sir.

    Me: 1 You: 0

  91. What The by rawg · · Score: 1

    Flying snakes made it onto Slashdot, but Fingerworks going out of business didn't.

    "Slashdot, News for Nerds. Stuff that matters."

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  92. Re:Ummm... Duh? by Wabin · · Score: 1
    At least we are having fun.

    I think there are many who would disagree with your comment on the Nobel. It think it is pretty hard to argue that a prize that goes to one group once a year is being given out like candy. Usually that implies that there are many out there. Given out like the lottery would be fair statement, but I would still guess that many would disagree.

    Now as to this idea that most people haven't heard of Chicago: I do not disagree at all. However, to claim that what the hoi polloi know is a good measure of quality is pretty weak. People at top levels of academia, buisiness, law, medicine, etc. all know about the University of Chicago, and it is highly respected there. I think you might be confusing US News with a measure of quality.

    I want to be quite clear here. I am not arguing that Harvard is not the best school in the country. It may well be, and graduates of it always seem quite determined to self-validate by making a big point of such rankings. However, to suggest that any school consistently in the top 20 is "hardly a significant player" is an untenable position.

    BTW, what are oppritunities? Because if that is what Harvard is giving out, I don't think I want them.

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    Most exciting phrase in science: not "Eureka!" but "Hmm... That's funny..." -Asimov (abridged for \. limits)
  93. Re:Ummm... Duh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It think it is pretty hard to argue that a prize that goes to one group once a year is being given out like candy. Usually that implies that there are many out there.

    I don't think so. Given many of the recipients of the Nobel, the overall prestiege of the award is questionable. Especially when the politics of the Nobel comittee are rather.. questionable. at best.

    Now as to this idea that most people haven't heard of Chicago: I do not disagree at all. However, to claim that what the hoi polloi know is a good measure of quality is pretty weak. People at top levels of academia, buisiness, law, medicine, etc. all know about the University of Chicago, and it is highly respected there. I think you might be confusing US News with a measure of quality.

    Of course academians know of Chicago, but I would disagree that they think it is synanmous with quality. My colleagues and I just think of it as another college, ditto for anyone in the top echelons of the corporate world.

    Chicago is NOT Harvard. End of story!

  94. "Flying" snakes suspended by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Account for domain
    flyingsnake.org
    has been suspended"

    Seems the fuel to fly ran out quickly.

  95. Re:Ummm... Duh? by Wabin · · Score: 1
    Of course academians know of Chicago, but I would disagree that they think it is synanmous(sic) with quality. My colleagues and I just think of it as another college, ditto for anyone in the top echelons of the corporate world. Personally, I have come to regard all colleges as "just another college" and I am much more likely to look at the individual regardless of where they went to school. Anyone who thinks that the work someone did in high school that got them into college is a strong indicator of potential 20 years down the line has some real disappointments coming.

    The other (final?) point is that to look at Chicago as a "college" is really missing the boat. The graduate population dwarfs the undergraduate, and since we were originally talking about a grad student's research, that was where my comments were focussed.

    Chicago is not Harvard. Harvard is not Oxford. And none of them are the University of Kansas. I can make trivial statements too!

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    Most exciting phrase in science: not "Eureka!" but "Hmm... That's funny..." -Asimov (abridged for \. limits)
  96. More Stale News by Forthan+Red · · Score: 1

    "Wired" may have just heard of this, but this story came out months ago. Just because "Wired" seems to be out of the loop, does /.?

  97. Re:So THAT'S how snakes fly! by MutantHamster · · Score: 1

    You know what else you can't predict? When somebody is making a fucking joke. Lighten the hell up.

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    My Greatest Heist - Muisc partly inspired by the unbeatable Qwantz
  98. Robot Snake Mod by regen · · Score: 1

    And I thought that this was going to be a Robotic Snake mod.

  99. A few comments from the researcher by jjsocha · · Score: 2, Informative

    A few random comments about these postings:

    Regarding the mirror of my site--thanks. The was so much traffic this weekend that the server was brought down. When I called the company, they said, "So YOU'RE the problem here..."

    Gliding is a form of flight in which the flier can only move downward. Thrust is required to move upward. As was suggested, it would be very interesting to learn if a flying snake generates thrust (though not enough to overcome its weight).

    I actually tried to use a contrasting sheet on the ground to improve the visuals, but the snakes would have none of it--they would glide anywhere but there. They have good vision, and seemed to prefer natural settings. I spent countless hours squinting while analyzing video, trying to make out white spots on a green and black snake against the green grass.

    "Ultra light bones" The paradise tree snake is better gliders than its cousin the golden tree snake, and the paradise tree snake on the whole is less robust. I would like to test the idea that its bone structure is different (particularly, thinner-walled), but I haven't gotten to that yet. Similarly to many scientists, I have a long list of things I'd like to work on...

    Regarding the "does it really" line of questioning: all gliders take a curved trajectory. At the end of the trajectory, the glider is moving at a shallower angle than at the beginning. For some of my snakes, they reached a glide angle of 13 degrees from the horizon. Not anywhere as good as a bird (2-4 degrees) or a man-made glider (even better), but impressive for an animal that in reality is a cylinder. I also suggest you look at some of the publications at http://www.flyingsnake.org/publications/publicatio ns.html -- there are many more details about the snakes' trajectories, particularly in the latest papers (2005).

    -Jake Socha

  100. Oink, flap. Oink, flap. Oink, flap. by knarfling · · Score: 1

    Oink, flap. Oink, flap. Oink, flap.

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  101. both by KnarfO · · Score: 1

    They both said it.

    Woody first, when Buzz 'flew' around the room on the celing fan.

    Buzz said it near the end of the movie when the were gliding down to Andy in the car after the rocket exploded.

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    "Creativity is allowing ones self to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep" - Scott Adams