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The Chimera Dilemma Manifested in Sheep

Rollie Hawk writes "While many limits on stem cell research exist in the United States, scientist are finding wants to straddle or at least blur the line between man and animal. It's not quite The Island of Doctor Moreau, but it's bringing a pantheon of ethical dilemmas, nonetheless. The creation of chimeras, named for the mythical beast composed of parts from several different animals, has been in the news off and on for the last few months. The latest case involves around 50 sheep said to possess at least partially human organs. These heavily modded sheep are growning human-like organs such as livers, hearts, and blood. All of these could eventually be close enough to the real thing to be harvested as replacements parts. If that doesn't shock you, consider one other human organ that is being grown in some of these sheep: human brains. While it is doubtful that anyone would want a brain transplant from a human-sheep chimera, it does hold the possibility for doing brain research that would never be allowed on human beings. That is, unless, the brains end up being too human. Just the possibility of a human mind bouncing around inside a sheep's head is a scary proposition."

433 comments

  1. Bird brain by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    But I want a bird brain you insensitive clod !!

    1. Re:Bird brain by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Just the possibility of a human mind bouncing around inside a sheep's head is a scary proposition.

      At least the Dem's will get more votes!

      I'm sorry, I couldn't resist. ;)

    2. Re:Bird brain by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      MOD PARENT UP!!!

    3. Re:Bird brain by SeventyBang · · Score: 1

      This gives a whole new meaning to "She's a dog".

    4. Re:Bird brain by X0563511 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Hmm... next step after geting a human like brain is to instigate Alztimers (spelling? im lazy) and see if we can figure out how to stop it, and, probably impossible, but reverse it.

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    5. Re:Bird brain by Chrontius · · Score: 1

      Or "Coyote Ugly"

    6. Re:Bird brain by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      Slashdot: where the men are men, and the sheep are...uh...men.

    7. Re:Bird brain by Dabido · · Score: 1

      "Alztimers (spelling? im lazy)"

      You certainly are. :-) You couldn't even spell "I'm lazy" correctly! I love it! :-)

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  2. A problem? by gatorflux · · Score: 5, Funny

    Well, the wife never complained when she found I was part horse.

    1. Re:A problem? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      She likes living with an ass?

    2. Re:A problem? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      An Ass is a donkey, cockmaster.

    3. Re:A problem? by mobby_6kl · · Score: 2, Funny

      My wife, on the other hand, always complains that I'm part pig.

      Just kidding of course, I don't have a g/f let alone a wife!

    4. Re:A problem? by Directrix1 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Don't deceive people, you're an ass.

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    5. Re:A problem? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      because you are a night-mare?

    6. Re:A problem? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, the teeth and the behind, probably.

    7. Re:A problem? by Signal_Noise · · Score: 0

      "Actually Diane, I'm not a horse...I'm a broom."

    8. Re:A problem? by EpsCylonB · · Score: 1

      Seriously though, as long as its not your brain then whats the problem ?

    9. Re:A problem? by smithmc · · Score: 1

      Well, the wife never complained when she found I was part horse.

      Um... if I had a tail, I don't think I'd go around telling everyone on /.

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    10. Re:A problem? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny
      Well, the wife never complained when she found I was part horse.

      With a retainer and braces, you could have a beautiful smile in no time.

    11. Re:A problem? by chucks86 · · Score: 1

      I think you might have that one backwards...

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    12. Re:A problem? by mikefe · · Score: 3, Funny

      Well, the wife never complained when she found I was part horse.

      Was that after you smiled or when you started talking?

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    13. Re:A problem? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      no, i think he got it right...

    14. Re:A problem? by vistic · · Score: 2, Funny

      oh my gawwwwwwwwwwwwwwd........ youre a brooooooooom?

      to be honest diane, i was surprised.

    15. Re:A problem? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My wife, on the other hand, always complains that I'm part pig.

      Just kidding of course, I don't have a g/f let alone a wife!


      Gee, I wonder why?

    16. Re:A problem? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just kidding of course, I don't have a g/f let alone a wife!

      Well of course not! You have the wrong order of ownership. None of us have a g/f or wife!, they have *us*.

  3. "Heavily modded sheep" by Elius+I · · Score: 4, Funny

    What has the world came to?

    1. Re:"Heavily modded sheep" by ksaville00 · · Score: 1

      lol, thats a good question...what else are they working on...

    2. Re:"Heavily modded sheep" by suitepotato · · Score: 4, Funny

      "Man, like I had that baby just flyin' along doing all sorts of algorithms, and doing Quake, and man... You would not believe the kind of stuff you can do with a modded sheep."

      "Yeah, I was like, takin' mine down Central Ave. and this cop, he just came outta nowhere, man. He could not even keep up, and its a real good thing I put the air dam on the rear end, cause the tail kept flyin' up and I hit the hill at Brisco, and nearly lost it totally."

      "Modded" was a bad choice of words. Now I have images of blue neon trim and all sorts of flashy bling bling on the farm...

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    3. Re:"Heavily modded sheep" by Rei · · Score: 4, Interesting

      What the article *doesn't* mention is that if you poke the sheep enough, they'll explode on you.

      On a more serious note, was anyone else distrubed by the fact that it was recommended, concerning human-brained mice, that they monitor for signs of humanlike behavior in human-brained mice, and if they find such behavior, they were to... immediately kill the mice? Excuse me? If a mouse is starting to think like a person, shouldn't the appropriate response be to cease testing, ensure a good life for it, and only euthanize it if there are signs that it is suffering?

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    4. Re:"Heavily modded sheep" by FuturePastNow · · Score: 2, Informative

      Universities have been case-modding cows for ages. This has the benefit of producing some truly odd pictures. Plus, cows are dumb.

      But sheep with human brains? How long until we have to tell farm animals to quit their jibber-jabberin'?*

      *If you didn't get that, be thankful.

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    5. Re:"Heavily modded sheep" by Murphy+Murph · · Score: 1

      Does this mean I can meet the meat?

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    6. Re:"Heavily modded sheep" by Rei · · Score: 1

      What has the world came to?

      There's no need to worry unless, say, the sheep start chanting "Four legs good, two legs better!" over and over for five minutes, or start a Whiter Wool movement.

      So, after they dissect the sheep, will they posthumously declare it "Animal Hero, Second Class"?

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    7. Re:"Heavily modded sheep" by zepmaid · · Score: 3, Funny

      OK. have the sheep been modded +5 Insightful or -1 Troll??

    8. Re:"Heavily modded sheep" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We need a +1 WTF?!? moderation.

    9. Re:"Heavily modded sheep" by Backspin · · Score: 1

      Does this mean I can meet the meat?

      Only if you're in the Restaurant. (you hoopy frood you)

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    10. Re:"Heavily modded sheep" by Generalisimo+Zang · · Score: 3, Insightful

      You're right. In a humane world, if people discovered a sheep with a human mind, they'd treat it well... as if it were a person. Unfortunately, we live in THIS world... where even actual humans have a hard time getting treated as if they were people. *sigh*

    11. Re:"Heavily modded sheep" by Alien54 · · Score: 1

      Obviously, they are working on a better breed of "sheeple"

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    12. Re:"Heavily modded sheep" by lukewarmfusion · · Score: 1

      I just read your comment and immediately heard a voice say "Hi, I'm Julie the Insightful Sheep."

      My wife has a weird sense of humor. And her name's not even Julie.

    13. Re:"Heavily modded sheep" by Danimoth · · Score: 1

      I heard they have to water cool them too.

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    14. Re:"Heavily modded sheep" by Martin+Blank · · Score: 1

      Do they still have to water cool them when the spoiler is installed?

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    15. Re:"Heavily modded sheep" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      There's no need to worry unless, say, the sheep start chanting "Four legs good, two legs better!"

      I'd expect something more along the lines of "Four legs good, two legs baa-aa-aad!"

    16. Re:"Heavily modded sheep" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you mean take out its feeding tube/remove life support don't you?

    17. Re:"Heavily modded sheep" by mikael · · Score: 1

      Now I have images of blue neon trim and all sorts of flashy bling bling on the farm...


      And on this week's "Pimp My Ride", the team update run down farm bulldozer with chrome treads, an air conditioned cabin with built in jacuzzi, satellite/Internet/DVD player, 20" plasma display, surround sound and a custom paint job with flames on the bucket and speed stripes on the cabin.

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    18. Re:"Heavily modded sheep" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      More like a +1 OMG!!! moderation.

    19. Re:"Heavily modded sheep" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Because a mouse with a human brain may try to escape and take over the world, duh

    20. Re:"Heavily modded sheep" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd expect something more along the lines of "Four legs good, two legs baa-aa-aad!"

      Yes, that is the initial chant taken up by the sheep in Animal Farm. The one the grandparent mentions is the chant taught to them by the pigs just before it becomes impossible to distinguish pig from human.

    21. Re:"Heavily modded sheep" by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 1
      "Modded" was a bad choice of words. Now I have images of blue neon trim and all sorts of flashy bling bling on the farm...

      Hey, do sheep eat rice?

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    22. Re:"Heavily modded sheep" by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 1

      Mrs. Frisbee and the Rats of NIMH anyone?

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    23. Re:"Heavily modded sheep" by bdcrazy · · Score: 1
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    24. Re:"Heavily modded sheep" by vsprintf · · Score: 1

      But sheep with human brains?

      What's the big deal? We've had loads of humans with sheep's brains for quite a while. Turnabout is fair play. Let's see the shearers try to pull the wool over those sheep's eyes. (What the heck is the plural possessive of sheep anyway, and does anyone else care?)

    25. Re:"Heavily modded sheep" by 2old2rockNroll · · Score: 1

      What the heck is the plural possessive of sheep anyway

      Them sheep belongs to me.

      and does anyone else care?

      Bah, er, no.

    26. Re:"Heavily modded sheep" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      Just wait until your PC grows a POWER4.

    27. Re:"Heavily modded sheep" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, I for one welcome our new sheep overlords.

    28. Re:"Heavily modded sheep" by zaffir · · Score: 1

      Perhaps killing it immediately is more humane than ensuring it a "good" life?

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    29. Re:"Heavily modded sheep" by waferhead · · Score: 1

      Daaaa-aaaa-aaaa--aaa--dy.
      (ducks)

    30. Re:"Heavily modded sheep" by anicca · · Score: 1

      There are enough human-like sheep already...they're called 'voters'.

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    31. Re:"Heavily modded sheep" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hate NIMH, damn things don't last very long in my mp3 player, I need a LiON based one.

    32. Re:"Heavily modded sheep" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't let up on the medication until your doctor says to.

    33. Re:"Heavily modded sheep" by CyrusSukhia · · Score: 1

      No you weren't the only one. However, I kinda thought it would be cool to make more of them (assuming no suffering...)

    34. Re:"Heavily modded sheep" by SysSupport · · Score: 1

      The four assed sheep, of course. Then maybe, the Holy Grail of genetics, the five assed sheep!

    35. Re:"Heavily modded sheep" by MyDixieWrecked · · Score: 1

      One thing that makes me curious is that a mouse's brain is smaller than a pea. What kind of brain capacity could it possibly have, even if it did have a "human-like" brain?

      I think it would still act like a mouse.

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    36. Re:"Heavily modded sheep" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      > > "Modded" was a bad choice of words. Now I have images of blue neon trim and all sorts of flashy bling bling on the farm...
      >
      >Hey, do sheep eat rice?

      Do ricers dream of modded sheep?

    37. Re:"Heavily modded sheep" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What if they start reproducing? Escape? And in a few years we have "Planet of the Mouses"?

      I for one welcome our new mouses overlord? No thanks.

    38. Re:"Heavily modded sheep" by Tassach · · Score: 1
      What kind of brain capacity could it possibly have, even if it did have a "human-like" brain?
      What are we going to do tonight, Brain?
      Same thing we do every night, Pinkey, try and take over the world!

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    39. Re:"Heavily modded sheep" by int19h · · Score: 1

      We're not the mouses-overlords, damnit! We are the mice-overlords! ;-)

    40. Re:"Heavily modded sheep" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      was anyone else distrubed

      I can't prove this, but somehow I would suspect that absolutely no one here was "distrubed".

    41. Re:"Heavily modded sheep" by _13th_Victor · · Score: 1

      Stop 'jibber-jabberin'! i was looking for it! i think u and i are it, i read most replies. i like how my three year old son says it: "... stop the jibber-jabber, sheep-people..."

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    42. Re:"Heavily modded sheep" by _13th_Victor · · Score: 1

      there it is 'jibber-jabberin' i was looking, it was the only thing i could think about reading this thread, and all its many replies. i like how my three year old says it: "...stop the jibber-jabber, sheep-people!"

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    43. Re:"Heavily modded sheep" by DeputySpade · · Score: 1

      I think it would still act like a mouse

      I think it would act like a /. editor.

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  4. Didn't we already do that? by ericdano · · Score: 4, Funny

    Haven't we done that? Timothy is a living example of a Sheep grown brain transplanted into a human ;-)

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    1. Re:Didn't we already do that? by barryman_5000 · · Score: 0, Troll

      Enough Tim-bashing for one day. My god slashdotters complain overly too much.

    2. Re:Didn't we already do that? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

      Mod parent redundant.

      "overly too much"? wtf?

    3. Re:Didn't we already do that? by ZephyrXero · · Score: 1

      I guess people forget that if you're logged in, you can tell slashdot which editors' posts you want to read...

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    4. Re:Didn't we already do that? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Rather than hiding some editor's posts, I wish I could just shear (see, this is on-topic! ;-) off the last sentence for certain editors, like timothy, and michael before him, who always end their posts with a troll.

    5. Re:Didn't we already do that? by ericdano · · Score: 1

      You are a genius. Shear. Oh my. ROTFLMAO.

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  5. Does it matter? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

    We're not too far from sheep these days either. Everyone got pissed at Iraq for having weapons of mass destruction because the US Government said so.

    That justified our plunge into the heart of their country and subsequent 'liberation'. Now that we've raped it over and over and handed it to the highest bidder, there's been no mention of these weapons.

  6. Cannibalism by NoseBag · · Score: 2, Funny

    I've seen several versions of this article recently, and have been resisting (until..uh..now) asking a question:

    If I slaughter and eat one of the sheep am I guilty of cannibalism?

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    1. Re:Cannibalism by Abm0raz · · Score: 4, Funny

      better question: should Welshmen start to be charged with rape when they bugger them?

      -Ab

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    2. Re:Cannibalism by danharan · · Score: 1

      Regardless of morality, I'd have to wonder what eating a human brain (at least genetically/protein-wise) could do to you.

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    3. Re:Cannibalism by ticklejw · · Score: 1

      Ask Hannibal

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    4. Re:Cannibalism by scottv67 · · Score: 1

      Uhh, he's busy right now. He's having an old friend for dinner... ;^)

    5. Re:Cannibalism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nothing in particular if the brain is healthy--it just gets digested like anything else. Nuritionally, brain in general is too high in cholesterol.

      However, there is a much higher risk of epidemic brain diseases among cannibals. Generally speaking, the further away you eat from your own species, the less likely you are to catch an infectious disease from your food.

    6. Re:Cannibalism by RichardX · · Score: 2, Informative

      This is what it would do to you, as far as I know

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    7. Re:Cannibalism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      However, there is a much higher risk of epidemic brain diseases among cannibals.

      You just need to make sure the brain is properly cooked...

      Brain sushi is frowned upon...

    8. Re:Cannibalism by Sai+Babu · · Score: 1

      Cannibalism occurs when you replace your inadequate fur with that of a parted out animal.

      As for nutrition derived via cannibalism, you might talk to the folks who are still all bent out of shape trying to agree on racial pigeonholing.

      It's really quite the same dilemma, unless you subscribe to the one-drop school of thought. In this case, you'd be a cannibal or dead of starvation because AFAIK there is no living thing that does not have some tiny bit of genetic material in common with man...

    9. Re:Cannibalism by TexNex · · Score: 2, Funny

      "better question: should Welshmen start to be charged with rape when they bugger them?" No, but we may just see a statistical rise in Welsh children saying Da-aaaa-dy.

    10. Re:Cannibalism by liam_p · · Score: 1

      No, most certainly not, well unless you are a chimera sheep of course. ;-p

    11. Re:Cannibalism by SunFan · · Score: 2, Funny


      I don't know, but the pillow talk certainly is much better, now.

      - Anonymous Sheep Herder

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    12. Re:Cannibalism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ohmy, someone asking if it is "right" to eat something.

      Perhaps people will start asking that about all the sentient, but non-sapient creatures they eat.

      If it has a nervous system, it can feel pain. if it can feel pain, it is wrong for you to inflict it.

    13. Re:Cannibalism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bugger em... what do you take us for, were not that desperate that we can't find a female sheep.

  7. SO true by mbrewthx · · Score: 1

    "you guys are just a bunch of mindless sheep following the crowd!!!!!!"
    "Hey how did you know where brain was grown?"

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  8. Human brain? by Andrewkov · · Score: 3, Funny

    I thougt I got picked on at school .. At least I didn't have a sheep's body! Joking aside, can you imagine a sheep with almost human intelligance? Man, that is freaky. Perfect fodder for horror movies, though.

    1. Re:Human brain? by KiloByte · · Score: 1

      Check what happens if you give sapience to an elephant (second example) or monkey.

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    2. Re:Human brain? by TopShelf · · Score: 2, Funny

      Just imagine the commercial possibilites, should they succeed...

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    3. Re:Human brain? by I_Human · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Sure the sheep has a "human" brain, but that wont necessarily make it human-like. Classic nature vs nurture, and I think for it to be more human-like we have to look at the sheeps nurturing. I suppose the human-brained sheep would be akin to feral children and not show much more than just the animal that they are. Interesting to think about anyway.

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    4. Re:Human brain? by gnuman99 · · Score: 1, Insightful
      Many animals have much higher functional intelligence than many mentally handicaped humans. A sheep with human intelligence would still be viewed and treated like a sheep.

      Maybe this is the time we start to re-examine how we treat other animals. Sadly, this will probably not happen in my lifetime (ie. next 50+ years)...

    5. Re:Human brain? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Maybe this is the time we start to re-examine how we treat other animals.

      Absolutely. For example, there must be new sauces that can be developed.

    6. Re:Human brain? by cortana · · Score: 2, Funny

      Considering how stupid most people are, I'm not too worried.

    7. Re:Human brain? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Jeffery Dahmner? is that you?

    8. Re:Human brain? by mindstormpt · · Score: 1

      We already have George W. Bush... Oh wait, he's an human with sheep intelligence. Sorry then.

  9. Hard to Imagine... by Herkum01 · · Score: 3, Funny

    That Skittles got to this story first. FYI: Skittles has been playing a commercial with two sheep with human heads are eating Skittles. They comment on how they could manage to cross two completely different flavors into one candy.

  10. Scary? Yeah, the sheep could revolt! by Jonathan · · Score: 1

    "Are we sheep or are we men? Oh, wait, we *are* sheep, but we have human brains. Hey, look a farmer! Let's get him!"

    1. Re:Scary? Yeah, the sheep could revolt! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Clinging to each other in their loneliness and alienation, George and his simple-minded friend Lennie dream, as drifters will, of a place to call their own. But after they come to work on a ranch in the Salinas Valley their hopes, like "the best laid schemes o' sheep an' men," begin to go awry.

    2. Re:Scary? Yeah, the sheep could revolt! by satoshi1 · · Score: 1

      Whoa, what's that from? I remember reading about the Salinas Valley in East of Eden, but don't remember that quote./

    3. Re:Scary? Yeah, the sheep could revolt! by iter8 · · Score: 1

      Sheep revolt? It has already begun, comrades SheepAgainstHumans.

    4. Re:Scary? Yeah, the sheep could revolt! by TFGeditor · · Score: 1

      I assume you're joking, but in case you aren't, it's from "Of Mice and Men" by Steinbeck.

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    5. Re:Scary? Yeah, the sheep could revolt! by satoshi1 · · Score: 1

      Ah! That might explain it! East of Eden was also by Steinbeck.

  11. I've had a brain transplant! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Well, how do you know?

    My dick is bigger now

  12. But wait! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "... human mind bouncing around inside a sheep's head is a scary proposition."

    Not back in good 'ol Arkasas! We already dun treat sheep like people uther ways! Now they cun' talk like girlfriends too! H'yuck!

    (Disclaimer: no real offense to the good people of Arkasas)

    1. Re:But wait! by barryman_5000 · · Score: 1

      No offense to english majors too? Arkansas . . . not arkasas.

  13. Heavily modded? by adlaiff6 · · Score: 0

    That's okay, as long as the transparent textures stay goddamned transparent.

  14. Why is this scary? by pyth · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Because it's new? Are you a luddite?

    1. Re:Why is this scary? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Here I am, a brain the size of a sheep's skull

    2. Re:Why is this scary? by VikingDBA · · Score: 1

      Is a person a Luddite simply because they question the wisdom of doing something that is new?

    3. Re:Why is this scary? by Darkman,+Walkin+Dude · · Score: 1

      Its been said that the only constant is change, but weighed against that, not all change is for the better. On the whole, I have to say that if you were to view these advances from a purely scientific perspective, obviously what has been achieved is remarkable and laudable.

      On the other hand, you have to ask yourself just how far we can and will go, and what effect this will have on various societies. What repercussions will this have on cross-species diseases? What purpose will these chimeras serve?

      One place they will certainly find uses will be in menial and domestic tasks. A low intelligence, geneered for obedience servant. In other words, a slave race. The next question of course, is would that be a bad thing? Any worse than say, a household dog?

      And lets not forget the obvious military applications. Depending on your personal perspective, it may be a good or bad thing to have a race of creatures bred purely to fight our wars for us. Personally I am in favour of having them, because the sad truth is that if "we" don't, "they" will, and the only time tested method to ensure peace is a balance of powers. And realistically folks, its only a matter of time

      So is it scary? Right now, no. In the longer term, its downright terrifying.

    4. Re:Why is this scary? by jatencio · · Score: 1
      And lets not forget the obvious military applications. Depending on your personal perspective, it may be a good or bad thing to have a race of creatures bred purely to fight our wars for us. Personally I am in favour of having them, because the sad tuth is that if "we" don't, "they" will, and the only time tested method to ensure peace is a balance of powers. And realistically folks, its only a matter of time.

      I would be more worried that "they" would in turn fight "us" and since they were bred for war, "they" would have a slight advantage. Of course, we have a slight advantage too, weapons that we develop. Besides, if it came to us keeping up with the Jone's military, I would try to get "them" to fight their creator's first, then when they are weakened, despite their victory, we take them out with any means necessary.

    5. Re:Why is this scary? by Erris · · Score: 2, Insightful
      It's scary because the law does not provide protection for the possible creation. Imagine yourself trapped in a sheep's body. You were litterally raised in a barn, never clothed and left to sleep in your own shit. While you can never articulate your feelings, you might be very upset. You would certainly be upset to know that your owner could kill and eat you.

      It's one thing to grow human bones, muscles and organs. That can get creepy enough if done by harvesting and supressing what would have otherwise grown into a whole person. Growing human brains is something that's always creepy unless it's done in a free and legally protected body. It would also be cruel to create a limited, crippled or painful body such as a sheep for that human brain. It is unethical to take risks for others you would not be willing to take yourself or without their consent.

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    6. Re:Why is this scary? by Greyfox · · Score: 1
      Because if any old person can create life and understands exactly how it works, then what's to say that the other stuff that "God" did were really all that special? And if that's the case, then can we really still continue to have faith in him during the bad times and thank him for our fortune during the good times? Might we even have to take sole responsiblity for our own destines? That's scary!

      It's like finding out there's no Santa Claus. You stop asking for the pony because you know Mom and Dad aren't going to buy it for you. Same principle.

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    7. Re:Why is this scary? by pyth · · Score: 1

      I'm not in a sheep's body though. (I think)

    8. Re:Why is this scary? by mrchaotica · · Score: 2, Insightful

      What we need is a lot more understanding of the developmental process (i.e., the "nature/nurture" problem). Would a human-brained sheep feel like a "human trapped in a sheep's body," or feel like a sheep? If it didn't feel like a human, would it realize it was different from other sheep? A lot of what separates us from the rest of the animals is language; if it never had the opportunity to learn a language (assuming sheep don't have one) would it realize the possibility existed?

      Speaking of language and "humanity", which is more human: a human raised by wolves or an ape that's learned sign language? When we understand that, we'll understand the ethics of chimeras.

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    9. Re:Why is this scary? by serutan · · Score: 1

      Just the possibility of a human mind bouncing around inside a sheep's head...

      What's scary to a lot of people in the world is that this already describes millions and millions of American citizens [oops, did I say "citizens?" I meant "consumers"].

  15. Bioethics by geomon · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Two researchers were discussing this topic on Science Friday last week.

    The thing that kept running through my mind as I listened to the discussion was how someone with enough money could run circles around these ethics panels and produce chimeras off-shore.

    Now that Bush has made the political (rather than scientific) decision to limit stem cell lines, this activity will most certainly occur outside of the US and beyond any jurisdiction of American ethics organizations.

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    1. Re:Bioethics by Rostin · · Score: 1

      Now that Bush has made the political (rather than scientific) decision to limit stem cell lines

      Isn't it possible that there are more than two sets of criteria upon which to base a decision such as this? Ethical, perhaps?

    2. Re:Bioethics by monkeydo · · Score: 1

      Did you RTFA? This work is being done with adult stem cells, just like all the other useful stem cell research that has been done.

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    3. Re:Bioethics by FidelCatsro · · Score: 4, Insightful

      For a politican there is normaly two criteras ,
      #1: Fiscal(who bribed/lobied(same word really) me the most)
      #2: Ethical(If I do this , will i get voted out next term and be unable to recive #1)

      politicans generaly have all the ethics of 51% of the votes and the largest cash pay off.

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    4. Re:Bioethics by geomon · · Score: 1

      Did you RTFA?

      Yep.

      This work is being done with adult stem cells, just like all the other useful stem cell research that has been done.

      And there are limits to what can be done with the existing stem cell lines.

      That is why private foundations and the State of California have started funding their own stem cell research.

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    5. Re:Bioethics by tsotha · · Score: 1
      Now that Bush has made the political (rather than scientific) decision to limit stem cell lines, this activity will most certainly occur outside of the US and beyond any jurisdiction of American ethics organizations.

      Of course it's political. Science only answers "what can be done?", not "what should be done?" I don't have any problem with the idea there should be limits on what my tax dollars pay for. In any event, Bush doesn't have the power to unilaterally make stem cell research illegal, he just changed the rules under which scientists get money for the research. And no, that's a long way from a prohibition.

      Furthermore, the argument that we should allow something unethical to happen in the US so it doesn't happen somewhere else is specious. The Nazis conducted numerous medical experiments on people. Should we have done the same so as not to fall behind?

    6. Re:Bioethics by geomon · · Score: 1

      Isn't it possible that there are more than two sets of criteria upon which to base a decision such as this? Ethical, perhaps?

      Sure. There are probably financial reasons as well.

      But Bush didn't make the decision for purely ethical reasons. He made his decision as a nod to the conservative wing of his party.

      What ethical reason would there be for denying individuals the medical advances that come from stem cell research?

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    7. Re:Bioethics by geomon · · Score: 1

      Bush doesn't have the power to unilaterally make stem cell research illegal, he just changed the rules under which scientists get money for the research. And no, that's a long way from a prohibition.

      (checking back to my original post) Nope, I never said it was a prohibition.

      Furthermore, the argument that we should allow something unethical to happen in the US so it doesn't happen somewhere else is specious.

      Who made that argument? I just said that it is pointless to make rules to govern stem cell research in the US when it now seems likely that anyone wanting to perform the research will find a pliable country to conduct the work. Then how does US law apply?

      Wouldn't it be better, if you prefer to have the research conducted in an ethical or responsible manner, to have it advanced in a nation where you have a legal and fiscal framework to control it?

      By dropping funding for stem cell research, the US has just ensured that it will be offshored.

      The Nazis...

      You lost the argument. Nothing I have written advocates doing research with the brutal ends that the Nazis advanced.

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    8. Re:Bioethics by Bill+Dog · · Score: 1
      You lost the argument.

      Wow, I didn't know it was that easy! ;-)

      Nothing I have written advocates doing research with the brutal ends that the Nazis advanced.

      It's not exactly like the Nazis were evil (evil as in actually evil, not evil as in M$) only because of the brutal ends they advanced, and that otherwise the experimentation on human beings part was ethically just fine.

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    9. Re:Bioethics by Rich0 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      He made his decision as a nod to the conservative wing of his party.

      What ethical reason would there be for denying individuals the medical advances that come from stem cell research?

      Uh, why exactly do you think that the conservative wing of his party opposes stem cell research? For ethical reasons!

      Sure, many people may disagree with the ethical judgement being made, but the decision is purely ethical. What other motivation would they have? Do you think that they're doing it just so that they can watch people with various diseases die?

      In this case the ethical dilema is whether it is OK to destroy embryos to harvest their stem cells. What makes it a dilema is that it is strongly debated whether embryos are fully entitled to human rights. In fact, that is not all that different from the debate about putting human brains in sheep - is that enough to make a being with human rights? (Whoa, and suddenly we're back on-topic...)

      Just because you don't happen to agree with the ethics of the situation doesn't mean that it isn't an ethical decision.

      A decision to ban all animal research would also be an ethical decision, and one that many people would disagree with, but which many would also agree with.

      Unfortunately, ethical problems will only be straightfoward when everybody else gets with it and just agrees that I'm the only one who really knows what is right and wrong... :)

    10. Re:Bioethics by tsotha · · Score: 1
      (checking back to my original post) Nope, I never said it was a prohibition.

      Sorry. I was so used to people coming back with something like "It really is prohibition if there's no money..." I jumped the gun trying to forestall it.

      Wouldn't it be better, if you prefer to have the research conducted in an ethical or responsible manner, to have it advanced in a nation where you have a legal and fiscal framework to control it?

      If we put any limits on research at all the temptation will be to move to China. I don't understand how we can have a "legal and fiscal framework to control it" without having restrictions on what can be done. The stem cell stuff is childs play compared to what's being contemplated - if that's enough to send it offshore we can give up on having any control at all.

      You lost the argument. Nothing I have written advocates doing research with the brutal ends that the Nazis advanced.

      I didn't mean to imply that you had. I was just trying to say the ethics of the research are really independent of the promised benefits (except in really very rare circumstances that don't apply here). In my mind the ethical considerations trump 1) potential benefits and 2) concerns about the "scientific position" of the US in the world.

    11. Re:Bioethics by geomon · · Score: 1

      ...and that otherwise the experimentation on human beings part was ethically just fine.

      We conduct experiments on humans all the time. We call them clinical trials. The difference, other than the fact that the Nazis believed in race supremacy, is that we now require that the test subjects receive full disclosure of the potential side effects and that their participation be entirely voluntary.

      The problem with Bush's policy is that willing participants cannot use federal funds to conduct research on donated stem cells from their embryos.

      Thank you Daddy Government, for telling me what I can do with my embryos.

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    12. Re:Bioethics by geomon · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately, ethical problems will only be straightfoward when everybody else gets with it and just agrees that I'm the only one who really knows what is right and wrong... :)

      I can see we agree on this one. ;)

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    13. Re:Bioethics by subl33t · · Score: 0

      "American ethics organizations"

      Isn't that an oxymoron?

    14. Re:Bioethics by Jim+Starx · · Score: 1

      I think this was done for religious reasons, not ethical ones. They are, unfortunately, not the same thing.

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    15. Re:Bioethics by geomon · · Score: 1

      If we put any limits on research at all the temptation will be to move to China. I don't understand how we can have a "legal and fiscal framework to control it" without having restrictions on what can be done. The stem cell stuff is childs play compared to what's being contemplated - if that's enough to send it offshore we can give up on having any control at all.

      Then we agree more than we disagree. By limiting the number of cell lines, Bush has said that the only lines that will be funded with federal funds has been capped. That appeared to be fine for most researchers until they began to find limits on what could be performed with the current cell lines. Now they wish they could get access to more cell lines.

      I prefer set of guidelines, formulated by the scientific community, that would be monitored for compliance by federal funding agencies. Those guidelines, as outlined by Richard Hynes in the Science Friday program I linked, would have prevented many of the ethical dillemias that have been discussed in TFA, and in comments posted here.

      But to arbitrarily abandon the research to a few lines that were already being used at the time of the policy change was short sighted and short circuited the very ethical controls you and I would like to see in this type of investigation.

      By limiting the cell lines, Bush has nearly assured that someone will fund the research outside of US oversight.

      I don't think that even the supporters of Bush's policy would want that.

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    16. Re:Bioethics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'll bet your ancestors hated Daddy Government for telling them what they can do with their slaves, too. Thank goodness Daddy Government is there to protect individuals' rights from people like you who would declare them non-human.

    17. Re:Bioethics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Do you think that they're doing it just so that they can watch people with various diseases die?

      Well I believed it when Democrats told me that the evil Republicans wanted dirty air and water, and wanted old people to starve to death, so of course I believe this.

    18. Re:Bioethics by Chrontius · · Score: 1

      so... it's ethical to tell someone that they're going to suffer and die because that sheep that would otherwise wind up as lamb chops shouldn't die in a medical laboratory. Pardon me if I call BS on this.

    19. Re:Bioethics by monkeydo · · Score: 1
      This work is being done with adult stem cells, just like all the other useful stem cell research that has been done.

      And there are limits to what can be done with the existing stem cell lines.
      The limitations on existing lines of embryonic stem cells has no relevance to a discussion of adult stem cells. There are no limitations on adult stem cell research. And adult stem cells just happen to be where all of the succesful stem cell therapies have come from.
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    20. Re:Bioethics by monkeydo · · Score: 1

      Who said that?

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    21. Re:Bioethics by robpoe · · Score: 1

      It's amazing that people think that Bush limited stem cells. He limited Government FUNDED stem cell research to a few lines. He did not, however, sign any legislative piece into law that said if you were privately funded you could not perform stem cell research.

      The media never says it that way, though.

      And like sheep (no pun intended) .. we just eat it up..

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    22. Re:Bioethics by RM6f9 · · Score: 1

      No, it's not. There may be several organizations gathered by common ethics and geographical location within any of the Americas, with wildly differing viewpoints on what constitutes proper definition, inclusion and exclusion of "ethics". My fear is that our rights as individuals to differ will continue to erode away until membership in one or more of these organizations is mandated by law.

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    23. Re:Bioethics by monkeydo · · Score: 1

      I think it's hilarious that someone with a link to Cato in his profile is arguing that we should spend more federal money on stem cell research.

      Maybe you should read this article.

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    24. Re:Bioethics by sas-dot · · Score: 2, Interesting

      NewYork times had a detailed sunday magazine article on Apr 10 . (now you have to pay to read this) The article included about the politics among scientists behind this research. I quote few of them below, including the most bizzare possiblity!

      ..For several years, Brivanlou, a 45-year-old developmental biologist at Rockefeller University in New York, has been arguing that one of the best ways to understand the usefulness of stem cells for regenerative medicine is to first insert them in an animal embryo and see how they divide and differentiate in a living system. The experiment is explicitly prohibited by the institutions that supply the stem-cell lines approved by the Bush administration, so he is using private funds to develop his own lines. He plans to insert them into 3-to-5-day-old mouse embryos, which he will then implant in the wombs of female mice. Brivanlou is anxiously awaiting the publication of the National Academy of Sciences guidelines before proceeding, but he says he doubts that they will prove an impediment. In his view, showing the potency of stem cells only in a petri dish is like testing the power of a new car by revving its engine in the garage. He wants to take the car out on the track and see how it might perform some day on the open road.

      ....
      Robert Lanza, vice president for medical and scientific development at Advanced Cell Technology in Worcester, Mass., says much the same thing. ''I personally don't want to engage in those kinds of experiments, and I won't have any of my scientists do that work,'' he says. ''Sure, we could reach our endpoints quicker that way. But it takes you into very murky water.''

      Why all the shuddering? For starters, there is the gonad quandary. If the experiment really works, the human cells should differentiate into all of the embryo's cell lineages, including the one that eventually forms the animal's reproductive cells. If the mouse were male, some of its sperm might thus be human, and if it were female, some of its eggs might be human eggs. If two such creatures were to mate, there would be a chance that a human embryo could be conceived and begin to grow in a mouse uterus -- a sort of Stuart Little scenario, but in reverse and not so cute.

      ''Literally nobody wants to see an experiment where two mice that have eggs and sperm of human origin have the opportunity to mate and produce human offspring,'' says Dr. Norman Fost, professor of pediatrics and director of the bioethics program at the University of Wisconsin and a member of the National Academy of Sciences committee reviewing stem-cell research policies. ''That's beyond anybody's wildest nightmare.''

      Is the concern over the reproductive issue overblown? It is, of course, biologically impossible for a human fetus to be delivered from a rodent uterus. Moreover, for a human embryo to be conceived, the chimeras would have to be born first in order to mate, and Brivanlou says he has no intention of allowing them to come to term. He plans to terminate them and examine the fate of the human cells after a week. Still, there remains the question of what kind of being would be present during those seven days. Nobody knows. Does even the fleeting, prenatal existence of a chimera of unknown aspect cross a moral line -- not because of what it might look like or become but simply for what it is?

    25. Re:Bioethics by StupidKatz · · Score: 1

      "By limiting the cell lines, Bush has nearly assured that someone will fund the research outside of US oversight.

      I don't think that even the supporters of Bush's policy would want that."


      Pardon the exaggeration: 'we don't want North Korea to slaughter innocent humans, so we'd better do it ourselves!'

    26. Re:Bioethics by dasqua · · Score: 2, Insightful

      considering guantanamo bay, the Bush US gov seems to like putting things outside their jurisdiction.

      why should this be any different?

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    27. Re:Bioethics by geomon · · Score: 1

      I think it's hilarious that someone with a link to Cato in his profile is arguing that we should spend more federal money on stem cell research.

      Who said I did?

      I just commented on the viability of proposed guidelines on research that will now probably be exported abroad.

      Maybe you should read my original comments again, as well as subsequent comments to other readers.

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    28. Re:Bioethics by geomon · · Score: 1

      Thank goodness Daddy Government is there to protect individuals' rights from people like you who would declare them non-human.

      Ignorant troll: Tell me again how Daddy Government has protected your rights.

      Those slaves you claim to be so concerned about were *legally* (and under the social mores of the time, legitimately) kept in legalized slavery under that same beneficent government you claim to hold so holy.

      Perhaps you should google Jim Crow.

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    29. Re:Bioethics by geomon · · Score: 1

      The limitations on existing lines of embryonic stem cells has no relevance to a discussion of adult stem cells.

      Why just because you say so?

      And adult stem cells just happen to be where all of the succesful stem cell therapies have come from.

      Citations would be helpful.

      scholar.google.com

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    30. Re:Bioethics by geomon · · Score: 1

      Pardon the exaggeration:

      No. ...'we don't want North Korea to slaughter innocent humans, so we'd better do it ourselves!'

      I don't find your comparison at all applicable.

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    31. Re:Bioethics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why do you think an American ethics organization would have any control over someone who wants to do these experiments *in* the U.S.? If they want to do them, they'll do them, probably with private funding. And they aren't going to care about the opinions of some stuffed-shirt panel of scientists, unless they have real police powers.

      "Where there's a dollar, there's a way..."

    32. Re:Bioethics by mike3411 · · Score: 1

      I don't think it's purely an ethical question. There are scientific concerns, too. It is an ethical question to decide what rights should be granted to a human. But isn't it a scientific question to determine at what point a human life begins? Without scientific understanding, you might suggest that immediately after sex, a new life exists. But we know, through research, that the egg many not be impregnated for many hours, if impregnation is successful at all. When do you define the start of life? Is it when the sperm hits the egg, and ensures sperm selection and impregnation? Is it the moment when the gametic cells undergo fusion, and the DNA is combined? If you say that an embryo is life because it will eventually (if nothing goes wrong) produce a human, then I would say the sperm still swimming up the tube and the egg are a life, since if nothing goes wrong it will eventually be a human.

      I agree that there is a large ethical component to this question, but the scientific understanding of the process and of the biological nature of life is absolutely integral.

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    33. Re:Bioethics by fingerfucker · · Score: 1

      this activity will most certainly occur outside of the US and beyond any jurisdiction of American ethics organizations.

      Ethical organizations do NOT have any jurisdiction in the U.S. Ethical organizations are interest groups usually affiliated with a religious or a political group. They are in no part part of law enforcement, so shut your mouth with this 'jurisdiction' crap already.

    34. Re:Bioethics by Vintermann · · Score: 1

      I've noticed a fascinating new use of the word "ethical". Really, ethical and moral was supposed to have distinct meanings, relating to theory and practice I believe, but now it seems that it's used like "You're moralistic, I'm ethical". I even saw someone writing "It's not moralistic, it's ethicalistic!" when making a statement of morality, probably to distance himself from the religious right.

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    35. Re:Bioethics by horny+squid · · Score: 1

      Ethical questions are questions by humans about humans for humans period. Just because the question is ethical dosent absolve it of being reasonable. It is perfectly understandable that we have civilized(?) to an extent where we can talk of ethics for the whole living world. we however have to keep in mind the trade offs during such discussions. If the things at stake are such as human lives which can be potentially saved or improved then dosent that dictate a more pragmatic and closer look at affairs or do we just go about ranting about how things are changing beyond our imaginations and we dont maintain status quo. While this dosent in anyway suggest diregard for societal concerns, we have to make necessary adjustments in light of new advances.

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    36. Re:Bioethics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Since "human life" is not a scientific category with necessary and sufficient conditions, science will forever remain mute on the subject of exactly when human life begins. On the other hand, science WILL tell us when the DNA becomes complete, when the heart starts, when the brain electrical activity starts, and any number of other objectively-observed phenomena. It's just that none of those, in and of themselves, constitute the begining of human life.

    37. Re:Bioethics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      "In this case the ethical dilema is whether it is OK to destroy embryos to harvest their stem cells"

      major point of contention here: those embryos in question in most cases are going to be destroyed anyway. Doesn't it sound stupid to throw away this valuable material that could lead to potential cures to many things? Good old organized religion, hampering the progress of man out of fear and ignorance since its unfortunate inception out of fear and ignorance.

      you got the part on personal morals and ethics dead on though. WhenKerry described well in one of the debates, it is wrong for one man to take a personal religious belief (i.e. the almighty, unquestionably good christian morals) and use his power to turn it into law for the whole country

    38. Re:Bioethics by ArcherB · · Score: 0

      True, most of the embryo's in question are to be destroyed. The problem is, once you start havesting them, what's to stop people in fertility clinics from having 100 eggs fertilized rather than 5 and selling them to science?

      Also, saying that embryo's are to be destroyed anyway so we should experiment on them is not the answer. You will be "destroyed" one day. Can I do medical experiments on you?

      you got the part on personal morals and ethics dead on though. WhenKerry described well in one of the debates, it is wrong for one man to take a personal religious belief (i.e. the almighty, unquestionably good christian morals) and use his power to turn it into law for the whole country


      Finally, you ask about taking religious beliefs and making them law. OK, how about non religious beliefs, like human rights... Oh wait, according to the Declaration of Indepenence, "We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness." So Human Rights was an idea, now series of laws, based on religion. According to your standard, we should just throw them out. For that matter, we should rejoin the Brittish Empire! In other words, either Kerry is wrong, or our founding fathers were.

      OK, back to the topic at hand.

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    39. Re:Bioethics by geomon · · Score: 1

      ...so shut your mouth with this 'jurisdiction' crap already.

      Whaaaaa!!

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    40. Re:Bioethics by hoggoth · · Score: 1

      > When do you define the start of life? Is it when the sperm hits the egg, and ensures sperm selection and impregnation? Is it the moment when the gametic cells undergo fusion, and the DNA is combined?

      It is when you look at her ass in those tight jeans and know you want a piece of it. The rest is inevitable.

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    41. Re:Bioethics by RealAlaskan · · Score: 1
      ... who bribed/lobied(same word really) me the most...

      Is ``loby'' short for ``lobotomy''? That would explain a lot about some of our politicians.

    42. Re:Bioethics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Did you RTFA?

      Yep.

      This work is being done with adult stem cells, just like all the other useful stem cell research that has been done.

      And there are limits to what can be done with the existing stem cell lines.

      That is why private foundations and the State of California have started funding their own stem cell research.


      You have the gall to ask for facts and references when you yourself provided a grand total of zero? Nice.

    43. Re:Bioethics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, because discussing what can be done with a currently useful item - adult stem cells - has nothing to do with limits on what someone can do with currently useless items - embryonic stem cells - if they want to continue to receive federal funding.

    44. Re:Bioethics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "We don't want $another_country to perform $morally_reprehensible_action, so we'd better perform $morally_reprehensible_action ourselves!"

      If another country wants to perform $morally_reprehensible_action, let them do it and deal with whatever consequences may come. Doesn't mean we have to do it "because if we don't, they will".

    45. Re:Bioethics by geomon · · Score: 1

      You have the gall to ask for facts..

      Yep.

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  16. It does explain a lot though by Weaselmancer · · Score: 4, Funny

    While it is doubtful that anyone would want a brain transplant from a human-sheep chimera

    It would explain how the Patriot Act and the DCMA got passed.

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    1. Re:It does explain a lot though by Bitmanhome · · Score: 1
      Be sure to tip your waitresses.
      ... Over my knee!

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  17. That's *COOL* by fazil · · Score: 4, Interesting


    Human brains in sheep? Now that's just plain *COOL* Hacking the genes.. loads of fun!

    I don't know why so many people get upset about this kind of thing.. I mean, if my mom had something like CJD from eating euro-beef 10 years ago, and you could sacrifice a legion of humo-sheep hybrid brains to save her.. Sacrifice away! Myself, I have a damaged heart.. if I could have a new one, I'd kill any number of chimera sheep to get it. I want to watch my boy grow up, not die at 35. Oh, and you go tell that hypotetical burn victim why he'll be deformed for the rest of his life, because he can't have the artificial skin developed from chimera sheep in Qwai Pong Province china, because his narrow minded government doesn't think it's ethical.

    In the balance of life, they're sheep. Who cares? Grow them in vats for all I care. As long as this is all done in a clean room environment, so we can minimize the risk of having superbug's crossing the sheep human barrier...

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    1. Re:That's *COOL* by dj_segfault · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I think cuz brains is different.

      If an animal had a human brain, with something approaching human intellect (could you have usefil human-like brains without human-like intellect>), the the list of what is cruel to do to them and what is not has to move more towards the human end of the spectrum.

      In fact, it might be cruel simply to have a creature with our level of intelligence but without the ability to do anything with it. It would be like shoving a kid in solitary for their whole life. Clearly they would go crazy in short order. That's what really bored humans with too little stimulation do.

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    2. Re:That's *COOL* by carn1fex · · Score: 1
      Agreed. I hate 'ethical' angles whos angle is primarily derived from "geez thats kinda gross." Humans are meat. Animals are meat. If we take some meat out of animals and sew it into ourselves rather than chew it and swallow it whats the difference? The animal still lived a pretty shitty life before it was slaughtered just as all farm animals do now, why not use them to do more than add pounds to our ass?

      As far as brain material goes, again i think the parent is generally correct. Who wouldnt use material from a slightly bright sheep to save their parents from alzheimer's? But I guess whats troubling is how bright is that sheep. If it is being raised for slaughter, is it more cruel to kill something that is more cognizant of its own reality? And if there were a sliding scale of cruelness where do we draw the line if at all? When is it not different than raising children for their organs?

      Hard to say but my brain hurts now.. time for some Wendys.

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    3. Re:That's *COOL* by (eternal_software) · · Score: 1

      Ummmm.. what about consciousness?

      If you swapped out your mom's brain with one grown in a sheep.. that wouldn't be your mom anymore. All her memories, her whole personality, would be gone.

      The brain is a little bit different than a liver!

    4. Re:That's *COOL* by mrchaotica · · Score: 1

      What it boils down to is this: would a sheep with a human-like brain think like a human, or think like a sheep?

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    5. Re:That's *COOL* by mikael · · Score: 2, Informative

      In fact, it might be cruel simply to have a creature with our level of intelligence but without the ability to do anything with it. It would be like shoving a kid in solitary for their whole life. Clearly they would go crazy in short order. That's what really bored humans with too little stimulation do.


      Actually, when wild animals used to large territories are placed in caged captivity (polar bears, lions, tigers etc...) they usually do go mad.


      Have you seen animals pacing up and down endlessly in their cages or biting at their bars; twisting their necks or rolling heads; vomiting or hurting themselves? All these are symptoms of animals being driven mad because of captivity. This madness, called 'stereotype behaviour' is caused due to removal of animals from their natural habitat, frustration, boredom, lack of life in normal social groups, excessive human control and no control on self. Caged big cats will often pace the same path again and again. Great apes and elephants may rock, sway or shift repeatedly from side to side. Other disturbed behaviour may include licking the walls and chewing the bars of their pens. The startling thing is that most of the animals in the zoos suffer from this terrible syndrome.

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    6. Re:That's *COOL* by Macka · · Score: 1


      As long as this is all done in a clean room environment, so we can minimize the risk of having superbug's crossing the sheep human barrier...

      And THAT is what scares me the most. Never mind the ethics of the situation, blurring the boundaries between species is guaranteed to have unintended, accidental consequences with respect to new mutant diseases.

      If it came down to a choice and it was my choice to make, I'd put a stop to it right now, its too dangerous. The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few, and I'd rather spare numerous thousands the suffering and loss a mutant superbug would bring, that risk all just to prolong the life of a handful of people.

      I hope you learn before you die that quality, value and a full rich life is about what you do with each moment. Not how long that life span happens to be. If you need some inspiration on how to do this, then I recommend you read: Tuesdays with Morrie, by Mitch Albom

    7. Re:That's *COOL* by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I mean, if my mom had something like CJD from eating euro-beef 10 years ago, and you could sacrifice a legion of humo-sheep hybrid brains to save her.. Sacrifice away!

      Uhh, that's where vCJD comes from. It's called scrapie. You'll probably acquire it with any of your implanted sheep organs, brain or otherwise.

      Sacrifice away! Myself, I have a damaged heart.. if I could have a new one, I'd kill any number of chimera sheep to get it.

      And hardcore Texas Republicans have no moral quandaries with selling their house and hopping a plane to China for embryonic stem cell treatment when it is THEY who are paralyzed from the neck down.

    8. Re:That's *COOL* by johnnyb · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "In the balance of life, they're sheep."

      Based on what exactly?

      Why is it ethical to do this with sheep/humans, but not ethical to do this with humans (and if you don't think this is coming, people have proposed created brainless humans for the purpose of harvesting organs).

      At what point is a chimera no longer human?

      I find it really amusing that people on this board are so willing to go for it. I'm cynically guessing this is the same crowd that is morally outraged because people send unwanted email without looking at the consequences on our network infrastructures.

    9. Re:That's *COOL* by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The problem is that, the more knowledge we will have on the subject, it seems more and more obivious the difference between man and sheep is not that huge. We have (at least in theory) agreed that human life is sacred and every human has some rights etc. Now, mix human with sheep and you start asking these questions, is it a human or a sheep? I don't, honestly, think there is much difference in the first place. Just grow the organs or whatever in human body and save yourself a lot of trouble.
      Why do we pretend human life is any more valuable than animal?

    10. Re:That's *COOL* by Monster+Zero · · Score: 1
      This now means that one animal's viruses will have the opportunity to interact with a broader spectrum of DNA - I wonder if this helps to bridge the gap between these "donor" species and our own. Swine flu, anyone?

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swine_Flu

    11. Re:That's *COOL* by mrchaotica · · Score: 1
      Why do we pretend human life is any more valuable than animal?
      Because we've decided that doing so provides a net benefit to society, I guess.
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    12. Re:That's *COOL* by cgenman · · Score: 1

      That's what really bored humans with too little stimulation do.

      They would post on Slashdot?

    13. Re:That's *COOL* by Uart · · Score: 1

      For most organs I'm with you (although PeTA definitely isn't)

      Blood -- yeah, stick a needle in that sucker and drain him dry
      Heart/Lungs/Giblets -- if I need one, I won't love it, but I'll take it.
      but a brain?

      Do people understand that your memories/personality/whatever are all generated or stored in your brain? ALL of your higher functions, ALL OF THEM are based there.

      Even if you could survive a brain transplant, your personality and otherwise, everything that make you, you will be gone.

      Basically, the sheep will just be controlling your body. Now, keep in mind that this will be a human-hybrid sheep, so its going to be pretty smart for a sheep. Still though, the incessant baa-ing would piss your wife off for sure.

      Anyway, the ethics problem I see with human brain sheep is that what if they do have the mental capabilities of any normal person, but now we've stranded them in the bodies of sheep? I dunno, I find it pretty scary to have to live as a sheep -- wouldn't you?

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    14. Re:That's *COOL* by orasio · · Score: 1


      "In fact, it might be cruel simply to have a creature with our level of intelligence but without the ability to do anything with it. It would be like shoving a kid in solitary for their whole life."

      Well, MS already knows that, that's why you have FreeCell, and Hearts, also.

  18. Nah, not scary by Jonathan · · Score: 1

    They still wouldn't have opposable thumbs, so they couldn't use firearms. And their native attacks like kicking and biting are pretty pathetic. They'd be no threat at all.

    1. Re:Nah, not scary by BattleCat · · Score: 0

      Have you ever been... kicked by a sheep ?

    2. Re:Nah, not scary by flewp · · Score: 3, Funny

      Just try and let that freak sheep mutant get near me with my opposable thumbs and a large caliber handgun.

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    3. Re:Nah, not scary by DupyMcCopy · · Score: 1

      Have you ever played worms, were the sheep were suicide bombers. But I guess without possible thumbs the sheep couldn't make the bombs or wire themselfs with it. On the other hand if we give monkeys possible thumbs maybe the sheep could free the monkeys and teach the, to use fire arms against. The next world war will not be man against man but man against modified animal man-hybrids.

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    4. Re:Nah, not scary by BrowserCapsGuy · · Score: 1

      If we can grow human brains in sheep, why can't we grow human hands? Then they'd have opposable thumbs.

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    5. Re:Nah, not scary by aussie_a · · Score: 1

      No I'm not a new zealander.

    6. Re:Nah, not scary by Twinbee · · Score: 1

      Okay, I don't know why, but 'Llamatron' and 'Revenge of the Mutant camels' springs to mind... :)

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    7. Re:Nah, not scary by mrchaotica · · Score: 1

      And human legs, and human skulls, and human torsos, and...

      Oh, wait -- then they'd be human! ; )

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  19. Chimeras by Turn-X+Alphonse · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Theres a BIG difference between Chimeras and organ farming in sheep. It's not a chimera untill it's part lion, tiger and lizard all in different parts combind. One cell or a different shaped heart means nothing.

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  20. Hmmm... My thoughts at first... by suitepotato · · Score: 1

    1. This sounds like the w*t dr**ms of furry fans right off the bat. Nuff said.

    2. Is it any more moral to experiment on the sheep than humans?

    3. Will children be soon taught to recite other songs? "May was a little lamb, her fleece as white as snow..."

    4. Will "Mint Jelly" be a new favorite scent in body washes now?

    5. How will we tell the American public from the chimeras? Both have allegedly humans brains, both act like sheep...

    6. Who will be the first to welcome our new Merino overlords?

    7. Will Dan Merino be sued into forking over royalties regarding his name?

    8. Will we reach a time when our livestock can rebuild our systems as fast as we can and we give new meaning to "server farm"?

    9. Should I be against or for this, and exactly why?

    In short, I came, I saw, I was no less confused than before, I shrugged. Category: Judgement Reserved Indefinitely.

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    1. Re:Hmmm... My thoughts at first... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Easy with the biting sarcasm, man...

      Can I have my face back, please?

  21. Won't make a real human. by logicnazi · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Just injecting some human brain cells into a sheep or even transplanting an early human brain from a fetus is unlikely to produce any kind of human sheep. The human brain doesn't just develop from a genetic blueprint but also requires a huge amount of deveelopmental cues and responds to hormones and signaling molecules (like sonic the hedgehog) to develop properly. Not to mention a host of enviornmental stimuli needed to encourage the brain to wire itself correctly.

    In short it isn't just human neurons which make us human but the whole brain development system at work in babies. This isn't the sort of thing which could be duplicated in a sheep without extensive genetic modification or hand controlling all the developmental signals. If this is possible at all it is far beyond our current level of technology.

    So don't get freaked out yet people. They are just growing human neurons in sheep at the moment there is no chance we will make a person trapped in a sheep body.

    God damn these popular stories can be misleading.

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    1. Re:Won't make a real human. by Joe+Tie. · · Score: 1

      Pity I allready commented or I'd give this some much deserved points. I was tempted to say the same, but don't have enough background in the subject to really be casting stones at the reporter for fear-mongering.

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    2. Re:Won't make a real human. by ziggy+the+zagnut · · Score: 1

      Um, as if you understand the connection between human consciousness/spirits and human bodies. You don't. Nobody does. It is possible that whatever mechanism connects one spirit/consciousness with one body could be putting a human consciousness inside these hybrid sheep. We don't know if that connection takes place in the brain, through the umbilical, through cells, or what. However, you are correct in stating that without significant socialization, it would most likely be unable to detect this itself.

    3. Re:Won't make a real human. by Joe+the+Lesser · · Score: 4, Funny

      I agree. It's shear lunacy.

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    4. Re:Won't make a real human. by lysergic.acid · · Score: 0

      While I will concede that it will be a while before scientists start growing sheep with real human brains, it does seem like unless the scientific community takes an ethical stance on this issue now, this could be the direction that we'll see a large amount of research headed towards.

      aside from growing sheep with human-like brains, is it ethical to grow genetically modified animals to harvest organs from?

    5. Re:Won't make a real human. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is possible that whatever mechanism connects one spirit/consciousness with one body

      WTF?

    6. Re:Won't make a real human. by Bob+The+Cowboy · · Score: 1

      This is a serious discussion. I can't believe you'd make such a baaaaaad pun

    7. Re:Won't make a real human. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      aside from growing sheep with human-like brains, is it ethical to grow genetically modified animals to harvest organs from?

      ffs.. we EAT MILLIONS of the things as they are!! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haggis

      I can relate to concerns over the GM side of things, but ethics? no..

    8. Re:Won't make a real human. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Thank you for reminding me why its never a good idea to speak on a subject one knows nothing about. Sir, please pick up some neurology books. Even if they're pop-science, you might find yourself somewhat surprised by how much we do in fact know about the human consciousness.

    9. Re:Won't make a real human. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ewe said it.

    10. Re:Won't make a real human. by Agripa · · Score: 1

      Imagine a different experiment though that is now or shortly to become feasible:

      The FOXP2 gene on chromosome 7 is associated with speech and language impairment in humans. This gene in almost identical in all mammals so it alone is not responsible for brain development leading to language however in all the generations of mice, monkeys, orangutans, gorillas, and chimpanzees since they had a common ancestor it has only had 2 changes. One change was in the ancestor of mice and one was in the ancestor of orangutans. Since the split between chimpanzees and humans however, this gene has already had 2 changes and those changes look to have happened sometime after 200,000 years ago and all alternate versions of the gene in humans are now gone.

      I am not going to address the ethics of this experiment but would not it be interesting to introduce this specifically human gene into other mammals to see exactly what effect it has? Even more interesting would be it's effect on chimpanzees.

      For those who like references: Richard Dawkins, Nature Via Nurture, Chapter 8 and also http://www.evolutionpages.com/FOXP2_language.htm

    11. Re:Won't make a real human. by oringo · · Score: 1

      Just for the sake of argument, suppose we created a hybrid monkey with DNA close enough to us humans that allow the possibility of human-monkey reproduction. Would the offspring of such monkey and human be considered human? If so, by US law, we will have the fist American Monkey Citizen.

    12. Re:Won't make a real human. by lostwanderer147 · · Score: 1

      So does anyone else start seeing Gary Larson cartoons floating through their heads? Sheep standing on their hind legs and talking, eating people, ect?

    13. Re:Won't make a real human. by logicnazi · · Score: 1

      This wasn't the question. The question was a purely scientific one of whether this would result in sheep with the reasoning and cognitive abilities of a person.

      The question of how subjective mental experience arises is an entierly other matter. In fact I would argue that we have nearly as much evidence that sheep have experiences, suffer pain and otherwise have subjective states as we do for other humans. Of course it is logically possible that sheep have no subjective experiences (as we assume is true for things like tables) but it is also logically possible that other people don't either. Since in both cases we see a strong resembalance in both underlying anatomy (sheep neurons are much like human ones) and observe reactions we associate with subjective experience in ourselves (we can fairly easily recognize when a mammal is in pain) I think there is almost as strong a case that sheep have experiences as there is that other people have experiences.

      Thus this issue is pretty much irrelevant to the moral question of whether we should put human brain cells in sheep. Given our state of knowledge we should already be treating those sheep as if they had experiences (though being unaware of abstract concepts like death this does not mean we need to treat them like people).

      In short *anything* is logically possible to cause conciouss experience but you don't worry that your computer might be suffering when you install the newest kind of software. If we want to make any choices we need to make the pragmatic assumption that morally relevant states can be deduced from objectively availible information otherwise we could never clip our toenails for fear they would feel pain.

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    14. Re:Won't make a real human. by logicnazi · · Score: 1

      I agree this is an interesting question but human intellectual capacity consists of alot more than one linguistic gene. After all people who have had strokes and suffered severe damage to linguistic ability do not revert to being mere apes and still retain many other complex human tool usage and non-verbal reasoning capabilities.

      Of course it is quite possible that the change in linguistic capability was an evolutionary spark that encouraged our other brain changes but it isn't just that on its own. If only one gene was able to make this significant a difference in other primates I would be extremely surprised that they had not evolved this mutation on their own. The state with mice is even more extreme as they likely don't even have a large enough body to hold the sort of brain structure humans have.

      Still, your point that the line between humans and animals is not so sharp is valid. If this experiment had been about growing human brain cells in some kind of primate I would be concerned since the developmental triggers might be similar enough to produce some kind of hybrid (assuming you somehow just replaced the cells differentiating into the monkey brain with human ones in some sensible fashion). This still might be impossible, I just don't know, but I would not be so confident in such a case.

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    15. Re:Won't make a real human. by sunwolf · · Score: 1

      Agreed. Try to take into account social cues as well.

    16. Re:Won't make a real human. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      People who make jokes like that should be ashamed. I'd certainly be sheepish after that one.

    17. Re:Won't make a real human. by Old+Wolf · · Score: 1

      Yes, they always trot out the same argument. Too many half-bacon'd ideas.

    18. Re:Won't make a real human. by jtpalinmajere · · Score: 1

      I agree that it is unlikely, though I doubt it is entirely impossible. The reason I think this is because in order for such a brain to be used for useful research it would have to be as much like a normal human brain as possible... otherwise any research done on it to conclude on insights to actual human brains are inherently flawed. It would be pointless to develop a brain that wasn't as close to 'normal' as possible. The mere thought that this could be done implies that there is a desire to actually make a 'normal' brain come to fruition inside some other animal's skull. I don't know that sheep would be the best candidate... why not use a monkey who's other biological features are already very similar to that of a human's to begin with.

  22. Oryx and Crake by shmigget · · Score: 1

    This is way too close to Margaret Atwood's Oryx and Crake for comfort. Not a good book by her usual standards (not in the same class as A Handmade's Tale) but still really disturbing in parts.

    1. Re:Oryx and Crake by Adelbert · · Score: 2, Interesting
      This is way too close to Margaret Atwood's Oryx and Crake for comfort

      Actually, I was thinking that this was really close to the bit in "The Restaurant At The End Of The Universe" Where the cow tells Arthur that it looks forward to being eaten. Surely this is all this new tech is building up to?

    2. Re:Oryx and Crake by JoaoPinheiro · · Score: 1

      Yeah, the first thing that came to my mind when I read this was "Pigoons!". I haven't read The Handmade's Tale yet (it's right here next to me actually), but I really enjoyed Oryx & Crake.

    3. Re:Oryx and Crake by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And lets not forget Murakami? A Wild Sheep Chase, Anyone?

  23. Two questions: by NeuroManson · · Score: 1

    1: If you eat any of these chimera animals, does that technically make you a cannibal?

    2: In the event that chimera hybrids accidentally make it into the food chain, does that mean that humans have a higher risk of contracting spongiform encephalopathy (if, for example, the nervous system/brains of said critters are even a small percentile human)?

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    1. Re:Two questions: by Nohea · · Score: 1

      #2 seems possible.

      I think we should look with interest at the new guidelines for stem cell research, which are likely to be unofficially followed by California-funded research.

      http://www.latimes.com/news/science/la-sci-stemcel ls27apr27,0,4314086.story?coll=la-home-headlines

      Basically, they are saying:
      - making chimeras are "OK", as long as they don't reproduce
      - don't implant human cell in monkeys or apes
      - don't transplant cells in a way which "might make them assume some human qualities"

      Good luck with figuring out that last one. We're walking a tightrope, and some may not care about falling off that much.

  24. sheep with human brains by Tumbleweed · · Score: 2, Funny

    "Liiisssaaaa, don't eeeaaatttt meeeeee."

    If you kill it, it'll stop creeping you out by talking. :)

    Anyone remember the song, "Cows With Guns"?

    1. Re:sheep with human brains by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You forgot to take your lithium

    2. Re:sheep with human brains by loqi · · Score: 1

      Cows outgunned!

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  25. Uhhh by quantaman · · Score: 5, Interesting

    the committee recommended closely monitoring the mice's behavior and immediately killing any that display human-like behavior.

    You know when considering a solution to that particular ethical dilemma that wasn't the first idea that came to mind...

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  26. Same thing we do every night... by jpatters · · Score: 4, Funny

    "Stanford law professor Hank Greely, who chaired the ethics committee, said the board was satisfied that the size and shape of the mouse brain would prevent the human cells from creating any traits of humanity. Just in case, Greely said, the committee recommended closely monitoring the mice's behavior and immediately killing any that display human-like behavior."

    OK, I can just see it now:

    "Same thing we do every night, Pinky, try to take over the" [splat!]

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    1. Re:Same thing we do every night... by PainBot · · Score: 1

      This post is "informative", huh ?

    2. Re:Same thing we do every night... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Some mods like to mod funny posts as informative or insightfull so that the poster gets the mod points. +1 Funny doesn't actually award points, and puts the poster at risk of losing Karma if some other modder thinks that the post just isn't funny and is overrated or trollish.

    3. Re:Same thing we do every night... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But moderating thusly puts you at risk. Some people, such as I, meta-mod as "unfair" funny posts that are modded anything other than funny. (And I meta-moderate every chance I get, to bitchslap those who abuse the system.) The FAQ on this isn't very helpful, but it does indicate that you can lose karma by being meta-modded down.

    4. Re:Same thing we do every night... by Wordsmith · · Score: 1

      Wouldn't killing off those that seem most human-like arguably be most unethical?

    5. Re:Same thing we do every night... by Chrontius · · Score: 1

      That's the entire point -- in my mind, these should be pulled out of whatever testing is going on and monitored to see *just how human* we made them, and perform non-destructive (MRI, PET) brain scans to see what makes them tick. I'm not sure what we would learn, but it could definitely be applied to human medicine, or perhaps noninvasive neural interfaces.

      Hell, they'd make good pets for the researchers' kids; that way they'd recieve more intellectual stimulation than they would in a laboratory setting. You probably won't be makinig Pinky or Brain, but it still seems worthwhile

    6. Re:Same thing we do every night... by Ochu · · Score: 1

      What I want to know is what a law prof is doing chairing a scientific ethics commitee...

    7. Re:Same thing we do every night... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sometimes the moderation itself is a second level of humor on certain posts. A post which is deadpan hillarious, but moderated as informative, can be even funnier than one moderated "Funny". If you meta-mod this down you simply flaunt your own lack of humor.

    8. Re:Same thing we do every night... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've worked with rats and mice, and the problem is this: There are a lot of animal behaviours that seem fairly human-like to begin with.

      Or, rather: Humans share a similar set of behaviours with all higher animals.

      If you've never seen a mouse or rat close up, go take a look at one when they are grooming themselves or grasping the cage - their paws are damn close to human hands in appearance, and they have mannerisms that are instantly recognisable to anyone who has owned pets (or children :).

  27. Talking of chimeras... by Divlje+Jagode · · Score: 1
    Last night, I dreamt of this zebra that jumped of a plane and landed on a ski slope upsidedown... on its horns. It then slided downhill wiggling its legs around.

    Me wife told me "good thing it was a zebra and not a unicorn, otherwise it'd just got stuck in the snow"

    ... nevermind :-)

    1. Re:Talking of chimeras... by PainBot · · Score: 1

      On its horns, you mean like a horse ?

  28. SHeep with brains.. by dosle · · Score: 0

    sheep with brains are not neccessarily smart. :D

  29. Pop-science reporting is fun by Joe+Tie. · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It's always fun to see how the reporters particular bias will come accross.

    He can't wait to examine the effects of the human cells he had injected into the fetus' brain about two months ago. "It's mice on a large scale," Chamberlain says with a shrug. As strange as his work may sound, it falls firmly within the new ethics guidelines

    They've allready painted him as a mad scientist, eagerly rubbing his hands together in glee over having fought Gods plan. All the while shrugging his shoulders at the cocern of the good people of the world.

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    1. Re:Pop-science reporting is fun by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "They wanted to stop my work and said I was mad! Bah, I say! Baaaaah!"

  30. Skittles: Taste the creepy rainbow by Scrameustache · · Score: 3, Funny

    That Skittles got to this story first. FYI: Skittles has been playing a commercial with two sheep with human heads are eating Skittles.

    Available on their site, quicktime or windows media: Taste the sheep boys.

    I miss the beautifull surreal skittle ads, the creepifying ones don't make me want to eat their stuff: I might get the same horrible nightmare vision they do.

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  31. I know! by ggvaidya · · Score: 3, Funny

    Why isn't this in the hardware section?

    Stupid editors ...

    1. Re:I know! by ZephyrXero · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Could possibly go in the "Your Rights" section too. All those people who were afraid of genetic stuff aren't sounding quite as crazy now...

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    2. Re:I know! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All those people who were afraid of genetic stuff aren't sounding quite as crazy now...

      Only to those who didn't have the balls to have an opinion in the first place. My support of genetic research isn't swayed by someone shouting "soilent sheep is people!"

    3. Re:I know! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well it's not technically YOUR rights, unless you're a sheep...

    4. Re:I know! by Kosi · · Score: 1

      s/hard/wet/

    5. Re:I know! by $rtbl_this · · Score: 1

      s/hard/wet/

      I think you misheard. The grandparent was proposing changing section, not sex.

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    6. Re:I know! by Kosi · · Score: 1

      Yes, and the last time I saw one, sheep were pretty much made of wetware, not hardware. Unless we talk about the sheep being counted by sleepless androids. :-)

  32. How long before... by happymedium · · Score: 1

    ...live action Disney movies? ...Animal Farm???

  33. Centaur by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    My girlfriend wants me to become a centaur...

    I don't know why....

    1. Re:Centaur by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There was a "huge horse cock" joke earlier, numbnuts.

    2. Re:Centaur by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thanks for keeping track, Mr. President

    3. Re:Centaur by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No problemo, Osama. I know you like camel dicks better anyways.

  34. As the fine folk at fark.com observed... by wfberg · · Score: 5, Funny

    Injecting human DNA into sheep is nothing new to lonely shepherds..

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    1. Re:As the fine folk at fark.com observed... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Q) Why do Scots wear kilts?

      A) Sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

  35. But I thought ... by ggvaidya · · Score: 1

    Arkansas and it's pronounciation was an offense to English majors anyway. :P

  36. www.gotSheep.com by purduephotog · · Score: 1

    My website says it all.

    GotSheep?

    (The NYS DMV cancelled my plates on my car- GOTSH33P - and the reason given was "They are illegal, immoral, and sexually perverse".

  37. Sheep with human brain by konkani · · Score: 2, Funny

    In Soviet Russia, the sheep count you!

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  38. I for one... by TheVidiot · · Score: 1

    welcome our uhhh... what the fuck?!

  39. Spontaneous Monty Python moment... by Pseudonym · · Score: 1
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  40. That can't be right... by OmgTEHMATRICKS · · Score: 2

    Just in case, Greely said, the committee recommended closely monitoring the mice's behavior and immediately killing any that display human-like behavior. If they DO start behaving like humans and have vastly increased intellect, wouldn't this be considered murder? Wait.. I forgot.. Mice ARE more intelligent than men. So are dolphins. Nevermind. It would be a priviledge to the mice to be put out of their misery. All jokes aside, seriously, if they are "human" in consciousness and intelligence, killing them because they're "human" would be murder. It's also rather ironic if you think about it.

  41. growing the brain isn't enough by Adult+film+producer · · Score: 1

    they should build a sheep with human vocal cords, if that's possible.. shorten/lengthen the trachea/throat, whatever is necessary to make it possible for these hybrid monsters the ability to learn speech. Now that would be cool. Hopefully they'll be capable of reproduction as well.

  42. "pantheon" by karmaflux · · Score: 1
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  43. Modded Sheep? by Pmkool1 · · Score: 1

    I guess people must have got tired of modding their computer/cases, because now they are trying to mod sheep!

    Just think, having a case window on a sheep, you could see the inside of the sheep.
    Maybe let the sheep swallow some blue led's.
    You could have a blue glowing sheep with a case window!

    Maybe put an led fan on it's butt, to vent the hot air?

    What about overclocking it? Now that would be weird!

  44. The voyage is long by Vengeance · · Score: 2, Funny

    and sheep have many uses

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      Thanks to you, I guess that $50 I spent on Black & White turned out not to be a total waste after all!

  45. mnb Re:Won't make a real human. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Spirit?
    The url is science.slashdot.org, not mythology.slashdot.org.

    1. Re:mnb Re:Won't make a real human. by aussie_a · · Score: 1
  46. Great! by Leers · · Score: 1

    I have been looking at more ethical ways to supply my craving for...I mean, uh, this is horrible. Who's responsible for this madness, I need to get their contact information to arrange a, um, protest.

  47. Sheep blood by shog9 · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Is a person a Luddite simply because they question the wisdom of doing something that is new?
    No, not until they start attacking the new thing with axes...
  48. Psalm v0.23 by Flwyd · · Score: 1

    The scientist is my shepherd
    He makes me lie down on the examining table...

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  49. Conflicted by donnyfire · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I have to say, as a medical student, that I am quite excited about the possibilities presented by this type of research. To be able to conduct research on tissue systems that are more human will provide better models for treatment of disease in humans. Thus making medicine more effective and safer. That being said, I am appalled at the prospect of ANY form of human hervous system running around in ANY other type of creature. True, it could provide tremendous insight into how the human brain works. However, it is my belief that the brian is the center of our humanity. It is the seat of who we are as a species, and is unique in the world. To artificially develop this type of tissue in an animal mode really seems to be an ethical misjudgement. A public backlash to this type of research could jeopardize research in general, which would be a disservice to the scientific community.

    1. Re:Conflicted by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My god! Someone in medicine actually reading Slashdot!

    2. Re:Conflicted by Joe+Tie. · · Score: 1

      It is the seat of who we are as a species, and is unique in the world.

      Certainly unique in that it's specialized in areas most others species only have a minor affinity for. But, while this is debatable to say the least, personally I've never seen anything to indicate that its a matter of being fundamentally different than the brains of a crow, dolphin, bonobo or any other animal with an abnormally high encephalization quotient.

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    3. Re:Conflicted by Musrum · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You need to seperate the harware from the software. We are not a sentient beings just because we have a homosapien brain. The brain is not the center of our humanity. It is simply a node...

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    4. Re:Conflicted by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have to say, as a medical student,

      What the hell are YOU doing at Slashdot?

    5. Re:Conflicted by lukesl · · Score: 1

      As a medical student, you of all people should realize that, scientifically speaking, the possibility of a human mind existing in a sheep is utter nonsense, even if its brain did consist of human cells. Also, the importance of animal models in developing treatments for disease is difficult to overstate (it was seriously downplayed when I was in med school). Basically, the ethical risk/medical benefit ratio is about 10^-23, and to hear a medical student call this an "ethical misjudgment" makes me very sad.

    6. Re:Conflicted by cavemanf16 · · Score: 1

      Well, I'm with you to some extent on the "no human nervous system running around in any other type of animal" stance on this issue, but I disagree about our brain making us unique and different from other animals. In other words: I don't believe we have any truly unique body parts - it's our souls that make us different, and this topic points directly at this very thing.

      We sit here debating the ethical, moral dilemma of implanting human body parts in sheep, and yet we can't see that of the ENTIRE animal kingdom on this ENTIRE planet, we're the only ones who sit around debating the moral and ethical dilemmas around us. My dog: he just humps the cats to show 'em who is boss. He doesn't care if it causes them trauma or has the potential to create a new dog/cat species (they're all spayed or neutered anyways so that'd never happen). He just feels like humping and does it. In fact, because I've never stimulated him differently (with treats) to NOT hump the cats, he has zero incentive to act otherwise.

      OK, so what about dolphins, or turtles, or snakes, or birds? Are they capable of rationality despite their inability to directly communicate with us? I don't think this is so. All animals act the way they do to directly benefit the survival of themselves and/or their immediate "family" members. This is instinctual, but not always rational. Some animal acts appear in many ways to be "rational", but in reality are instinctual at the core. I can't think of any examples offhand, but I do believe this to be so.

      So, while a sheep may get a human brain, a human spinal cord, and even human hands - the fact remains that it's a sheep. Where a human gets their "rationality" or soul from, and WHEN we get that part of us as humans which cannot be measured or contained even within a physical body is everyone's best guess. But I believe it does exist. After all, if it didn't, why are we all trudging through jobs we don't always enjoy (neigh, sometimes HATE), putting up with annoying relatives, and generally doing a lot of things that we neither HAVE to do, nor NEED to do if we were truly "animals." Instinctually there are many many things I would actually like to do to others, AND that I know WOULD truly benefit my own survival (as well as society's) in both the short and long runs, but which are specifically forbidden both by social norms and the law. So I believe it to be quite evident that our humanity is very much more than just the sum of our body parts and their interactions as part of our physical "being."

  50. Honestly ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    ... I was just helping those sheep over the fence. What, one's pregnant and i'm the daddy? Ewe shitting me, right?

    1. Re:Honestly ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      omg! Insightful? Since when do farmers have mod points on /.?

  51. Go back to writing about run-away brides by John+Newman · · Score: 3, Interesting
    Every once in a while you read a story that seems to have been written by a science writer with at least a quarter of a clue, and then you find that one fateful line that reaffirms the proper order of things: that science writers are complete idiots who have no business writing about science:
    First, human stem cells were injected into bacteria, then mice and now sheep.
    We inject human stem cells into single-celled prokaryotes that are probably less than one-thousandth the volume of a stem cell? I'd like to see that trick. The writer presumably confused human stem cells with human DNA, and probably wouldn't know the difference if it were pointed out to him/her, anyway.

    I despair of scientific literacy in this country.
  52. Old News by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This type of thing has been experimented with for years with pigs. Pigs are compatible with humans in a number of ways - not to mention the only other animal, other than man, which sunburns.

    Work has been underway to find out what organs which are semi-compatible be "enhanced" or "tweaked" to become more compatible. Hearts are almost there. The baboon heart transplant was a ridiculous mistake when pig hearts are much closer to a human structure.

  53. The real threat by mmmuttly · · Score: 2, Funny

    The real threat isn't sheep with human brains, it's cows with guns

  54. This reminds me of the game "Inherit the Earth" by ardor · · Score: 1

    There were the usual Furries, they called themselves "Morphs". I hope this games was not a reliable prediction of our future :)

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    1. Re:This reminds me of the game "Inherit the Earth" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The backstory that they planned to reveal in the later games basically says that the "Morphs" are the only ones left because the humans all killed themselves with a potent virus eons prior.

    2. Re:This reminds me of the game "Inherit the Earth" by ardor · · Score: 2, Informative

      Was your source the interview with the designer? Well, they did leave the possibility of human survivors open.

      Come to think of it, it would have been a very interesting story. In the game, it becomes clear that some sort of underground computer network exists, which controls the weather. These Orbs are just terminals. Thats exactly what the designer said.

      Now, what if some humans put themselves into some sort of cryosleep beneath the surface, ready to be reawakened when all signs of the virus are gone?

      Just imagine... humans, while rebuilding their civilization, encounter the Morphs. A really weird close encounter of the third kind, with the humans being the advanced aliens.

      Last but not least this game makes me wonder if our world is really as bad as many pessimists say. For the morphs, it appeared to be a miracle world. After playing through this game, seeing all those magnificent human constructions so empty, forgotten and desolated, somehow I just didn't want mankind to end like this.

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  55. Anime by UserChrisCanter4 · · Score: 1

    I'm sorry, but I have difficulty comprehending complex issues about what it is to be human unless they're presented to me in anime form.

    So we're going to need an anime on this issue, preferably with intensely slow pacing and occasionally boring monologues in between brief, action-filled flashes of the crack commando team "Sheep Force 2014."

    Sheep Force 2014: They've been engineered to be the perfect killing machines, but they're also still in high school!

  56. No, but... by foreverdisillusioned · · Score: 1

    Simply saying "wow, this is scary" isn't questioning anything; it's fear-mongering. I don't doubt that there are some very serious psycho-sociological issues with growing a human brain in a sheep's body, but IMO there is absolutely NOTHING scary or immoral about hearts, livers, etc.

    Even the sentient-sheep proposition might not be automatically bad (anyone got a good New Zealand joke to go here?)--as long as they aren't suffering, as long as it's even POSSIBLE for a human consciousness to be happy or content in the body of a sheep, I don't see anything inherently immoral about it.

  57. I thought that was GWB by purduephotog · · Score: 1

    Or was that a sheep brain in a monkey body? I can't ever remember at times....

  58. Poorly thought out, worded worse. by ebuck · · Score: 1

    Blur the lines between man and animal?

    Are you insinuating that humans are not animals? Or that animals are sub-human? Does that infer that humans are not mammals? Or that not all mammals are animals?

    Such statements make me believe that some humans are perhaps better classified as a plant or mineral.

  59. talking of chimeras... by Divlje+Jagode · · Score: 1
    nah, horns more like a stag... but somehow it was skying on them.

    I don't know, maybe it was the cheese, I told my parents not to send any smelly stuff by post :-)

  60. They're too late.. by AbraCadaver · · Score: 1

    Haven't you seen the skittles commercial? Old news, sheesh :P

  61. you should be more concerned by cahiha · · Score: 1

    You should be more concerned about the minds that are bouncing around inside the brains of other primates, primates humans kill, abuse, cage, and eat.

    A human brain inside a sheep's head would probably not have a human mind; supporting a brain holding a human mind required all sorts of complex anatomical adaptations even just to support its size, adaptations that sheep just don't have.

    What you are going to have is human brain cells inside a sheep's skull, and that is likely mostly just going to be a creature that's going to be a sheep, and probably not even a very smart sheep as far as sheep go.

  62. Important implications by kamapuaa · · Score: 1

    This will make for some really fucked up zombie movies.

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  63. "pantheon of ethical dilemmas"?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Pantheon:
    1. a temple dedicated to all the gods
    2. a building serving as the burial place of or containing memorials to the famous dead of a nation
    3. the gods of a people; especially: the officially recognized gods
    4. a group of illustrious persons

    The third meaning is probably the most common. Now, just how can you possibly use a word like that to describe a dilemma of ethical questions?

    But, oh wait, "dilemma" means a choice between two equally unpleasant things.

    So just what the hell does a "Pantheon of ethical dilemmas" mean? Other than that Slashdot Timothy likes to use big words that he hasn't the faintest idea what they mean?

    1. Re:"pantheon of ethical dilemmas"?? by Rollie+Hawk · · Score: 1

      I used it as a play on words. You know, pantheon, mythical beast, ...

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  64. Rgh by ksilebo · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I really could care less about the moral bullshit surrounding this. If it weren't for some people cracking open some skulls well before most of us were born, we wouldn't be able to perform surgery the way we do now. I'm not saying we should grab someone off the street and start experimenting on them, but growing almost 100% human brains in a sheep and then experimenting on it does not bother me. Unfortunately, there are far too many people who whine about this and make noise. I really hope the research is going on without anyone knowing, and we gain knowledge without having to answer to some religious crackpot protesting that some damn sheep has a human heart.

    1. Re:Rgh by Diabolical · · Score: 1

      Yup.. moral bullshit... couldn't care less....

      it's the cross contamination i'm afraid of... diseases which were once only threathening humans or sheep could eventually evolve into diseases able to affect both...

  65. Welcome by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    I, for one, welcome our new intelligent sheep overlor....

    fuck it, nevermind....

  66. brain transplant, please by js7a · · Score: 2, Funny
    While it is doubtful that anyone would want a brain transplant from a human-sheep chimera
    Speak for yourself, tree-hugging ludite-boy!
  67. Ethics? by SkiifGeek · · Score: 1

    How similar is the ethical concern with this as compared to using pig or primate organs as replacement human organs?

    It is amazing that something like this can happen, but I fear that there is a risk it might end up like 'medical research' in World War II, where, for some, ethics and decency were set aside in the name of research (but those who maintained their ethics took the results anyway...).

  68. I agree completely by mcc · · Score: 4, Insightful

    For fuck's sake. It's pretty much just agreed the world over that science will be constantly used to create new and horrible weapons that could kill increasingly large numbers of people in increasingly horrible ways, but that strangely enough it's expected will never be used. You tell someone about Russia restarting its nuclear weapons research program and people just shrug and go, meh, they do that.

    But if it turns out science might be at some point to do something that, rather than being horrific and violent, is merely strange, people freak the fuck out. A bomb that can kill billions in a single moment is shrugged off as normal. But tell someone that someone might be growing sheep with human livers, and what's the response? Oh no! What a horrible perversion of nature! Why do we continue to let such horrible things happen! Never mind that this, you know, has the capacity to save lives or create useful technology on a huge scale. It's "unnatural!" Of course, so is fire and clothing and the internet. But for some reason those are okay and genetic engineering is not.

    Mankind has the capacity to do strange and wonderful things, and instead of trying to find exactly where our capacities lie we're holding back everywhere just based on pure grossout factor.

    If the reason we're holding back scientific progress is actually "ethics"-- people complaining about genetics and such keep using that word, I am not sure they know what it means-- I want to know why they're worrying so much about sheep in laboratory conditions with some slightly strange DNA in their brains and totally ignoring the relatively horrible conditions that totally normal sheep, chickens, etc are being bred and harvested in on a worldwide scale. The worldwide march of technology and progress has brought a lot of horrible things, but we shrug, decide we don't care, and eat our chicken mcnuggets anyway. So why freak out so much over these sheep? If the rediculously unlikely situation we turn out to have created sheep with thinking, feeling human brains, okay, give them legal rights and a social security card and move on with your lives. I assure you, this isn't worse than what happened to the contents of those chicken mcnuggets, just a little bit wierder.

    1. Re:I agree completely by izomiac · · Score: 1

      The thing about bigger and more powerful weapons is that they are made so that they don't have to be used. Their primary purpose is to deter other coutries from attacking, and in the event of a war, to end it quickly. The thing about medical research is that it will be used. If a rich person could have themselves cloned (and have the clone catch up in age quickly) and then kill the clone for body parts then I'd say a lot of people would do so. I personally don't care about the animals (within reason) unless they have a fair amount of intellegence. I mean, it's not like you should kill retarded people for medical research, so there are definately some boundries. What's the point in prolonging a person's life if they need to lose their "humanity" to do so?

    2. Re:I agree completely by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      nature vs nurture

      look at a person who was raised by dog's
      or just look at tarzan if you need a story you know
      they are wild animals... a lot of effort has to be put in to them to tame them just like wild animals only they look human.

      anyway current theories state that the human mind hasnt changed the last 100000 years.
      look at how much our lives have changed.
      from banging stones against each other to make a tool to making things that make other tings.

      leave only nature change it's shape put it amidst a flok off sheep and what do you get ...a sheep

      for godssake a century ago white people didnt see difrently colored people as being human, some still dont...

      the super bug thing, most diseases in sheep are relativly cheaply cured. except for jacobs creudsfelds (dunno if thats mad cows or mad sheep or mad human)
      the reason the animals are puttoff is becauze of food regulations people might get sick of the medicin, or the animals become bad tasting for some time...

    3. Re:I agree completely by StarManta.Mini · · Score: 1

      It's "unnatural!" Of course, so is fire and clothing and the internet. But for some reason those are okay and genetic engineering is not.

      To be fair:
      1) Fire is natural
      2) According to my parents, the Internet, too, is evil.
      3) clothes are only okay *some* of the time.... for *some* people. :)

    4. Re:I agree completely by Fwonkas · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Ok, maybe I'm in the minority here, but I don't eat chicken mcnuggets. ;)

      That aside, while I see the validity and importance of most of your points, I think you're setting up a bit of a strawman argument here. Nuclear weapons programs are often implemented to ensure that other nations can't intimidate them with their nuclear arsenals. It's unpleasant, but at this time there are not many other options. I believe that's part of the reason for the so-called "Star Wars" program(s), as much as I question their usefulness.

      More importantly, you question the ethics of the opposition to this research. You're brushing off their concerns by saying, "give them legal rights and a social security card". The concern is that when you start to muddy up the distinctions between human and animal, it's less clear what sort of things are ethical. One wouldn't remove a healthy human's heart without their consent. If a sheep is part or mostly human, is it ok to remove their heart for transplant? That is an ethical question. Once it becomes ok to remove a quasi-human sheep's heart, how far a leap is it to remove a human's heart?

      That's totally disregarding the question of whether we're justified in doing these sorts of things to non-human animals capable of suffering anyway.

      I agree with some of your sentiment overall, and I think this sort of research can benefit humanity tremendously, but I just wanted to point these things out. I think it's unfair to characterize objections as being due to just "grossout factor(s)".

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    5. Re:I agree completely by Goldenfool · · Score: 2, Interesting

      You've raised several issues that should be addressed. First I want to agree with what you've said, your thinking is very much in line with my own. Science has been used to create an uncountable number of terrors that we have unleashed upon this world: the nuclear bomb, anthrax, computer viruses that can bring entire corporations to a standstill, and let's not forget Fear Factor.

      Science has also brought about a great deal of wonderful advances as well. Americans today throw away more food than ever before in the history of the world. We can get places faster and pollute our atmosphere and water with constantly increasing efficiency. And though we have the medicine and technology to allow people to live decades longer than they would have just a century ago, we see thousands of deaths every year from the excess consumption of Chicken McNuggets.

      Don't get me wrong, I think technology is a good thing. I just think that people need ot deal with it responsibly. Engineering a human liver in a sheep for instance, is not inherently wrong. The ethical argument against it is one of the legitimacy of "playing god." If you look at the most ubiquitious traits of "god" or any other divine figure, the defining characteristic is usually the ability to create and destroy up to a cosmic scale. Biblically speaking, man was created in the image of God. That does not just mean that we have bodies that look like his/hers/its. We, like God, have the ability to create and destroy.

      So the ethical question is "is it right to create a sheep with human organs?" I personally have no problem with this, and have trouble finding a theological basis for saying that God (or whathaveyou) would dislike this new "shuman" (or maybe just "heep) any less than any other creation on this planet. Just remember, we've been selectively breeding dogs for centuries for hunting, companionship, or even entertainment. Manipulating DNA is just the next step in selective breeding.

      One (or maybe more, I forget) of your responders brought up the issue of what happens on a social level when sheep become more human than sheep. What happens is if we deem them to be close enough to human, we will give them "human rights." We would not kill a human being to harvest their organs (in theory), so we would extend the same courtesy to the sheep. If they become sentient, who knows, maybe they'll get to vote. That's what happened when we finally realized that black people and women were sentient. Social definitions are constantly in flux and are extremely elastic. I see no reason why they would not be able to shift to accommodiate sentient species other than humans.

      Finally is the "gross-out" factor you speak of. To those who say that it is wrong to create sheep with human livers because it is gross and unnatural, I say "keep away from them, then." We hear the same sentiments towards lesbian/gay/bisexual/transgendered individuals. We're not saying that because they offend people they should not exist (at least, those of us with common sense and human decency don't). We say that if you're uncomfortable with people who live with that lifestyle, just don't bother them and they won't bother you. There was the same sort of social uproar 50 years ago when people tried to marry inter-racially or inter-faith. We are facing the definition of social acceptability and progress. I could go on about this, but I imagine most people haven't even bothered to read this far. To sum up, I agree with your point of view, I just felt it needed some exploration.

    6. Re:I agree completely by Joe+Tie. · · Score: 1

      If a sheep is part or mostly human, is it ok to remove their heart for transplant? That is an ethical question.

      I have to back him on this one. It's not that complex an issue. If it's as smart as a human, of course not. If it's less intelligent than that, then default to whatever the society in question treats an animal of similar intelligence. The whole issue is a somewhat moot point in the first place. The idea that a sheep with human neurons is going to develop human intelligence is just the voodoo of fear-mongering pulp writers looking to hook a gulible public.

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    7. Re:I agree completely by beeblebrox87 · · Score: 1

      Suppose human had downs syndrome or some other disability and as a result were less intelligent than we would consider human, or even less intelligent than some animals, but could still live without life support. Would it be okay to remove that human's heart? Consensus is no, the person is human regardless of their intelligence.

      I agree with you in general, that most of the "ethical" concerns about genetic engineering are much ado about nothing, but it's not as clear cut as you suggest.

    8. Re:I agree completely by Christopheles · · Score: 1

      People freaked the fuck out when they first invented the atomic bomb too. The thing is, it's been 60 years, and everyone's used to it. Besides that, killing people has never been wrong from a religious point of view, as long as the people you're killing are your enemies. So the bomb is just peachy, but genetically modifying animals? That's 'playing god' in a different manner than has been done before.

      The reason you fail to understand the people of whom you speak is that you lack the clarity of vision imparted by religion.

      "It's pretty much just agreed the world over that science will be constantly used to create new and horrible weapons that could kill increasingly large numbers of people in increasingly horrible ways, but that strangely enough it's expected will never be used. You tell someone about Russia restarting its nuclear weapons research program and people just shrug and go, meh, they do that."

      Jut because it's agreed that something happens doesn't mean it should, from a 'moral' standpoint, happen. It's agreed the world over that guns are used to kill people.

      "The worldwide march of technology and progress has brought a lot of horrible things, but we shrug, decide we don't care, and eat our chicken mcnuggets anyway."

      Obviously someone cares because they are the people you are talking about. Of course, there are a lot of people who complain about chicken mcnuggets.

      "So why freak out so much over these sheep?"

      I don't think the average person has a choice, they seem to freak out regardless of reason. People are more of a statistical phoenomena rather than individuals. You could ask 'why do people freak out so much over these sheep?' Humans treat other humans as a special case, since they are the same species. Killing other humans (who aren't your enemies) is generally considered a Bad Thing. When you start engineering near-human creatures, you have to work a lot harder to draw the line between human and non-human. For the vegetarians and vegans, that line already covers most animals. See also the abortion debate.

  69. ...wait a second... by slashdot_commentator · · Score: 1

    While it is doubtful that anyone would want a brain transplant from a human-sheep chimera,

    There are quite a few co-workers I can think of that could use a brain transplant even if from a human/sheep chimera...

    hmmm....

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  70. Disaster by subl33t · · Score: 1, Funny

    Just what the US electorate needs, more sheep...

  71. Brain transplant? by noidentity · · Score: 1

    While it is doubtful that anyone would want a brain transplant from a human-sheep chimera [...]

    I think you mean a body transplant.

  72. Maybe... by lxt · · Score: 1

    ...with these new human brains, the sheep could join up with other human modded animals - for the sake of argument, lets say pigs, forming some sort of idealistic communist regime that turns incredibly sour?

    Of course, the fatal flaw in that logic is no human beings would ever mindlessly follow and never question their leaders? Right?

  73. Hygeine Question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Would a sheep with human intelligence shear its own pubic wool?

  74. Is it a 'human' brain? by crzed · · Score: 1

    A lot of philosophers, and neuroscientists for that matter, believe that the human brain is human because it is part of the human body. When you change the body, you can't call it human anymore.

  75. Ah, yes! by Mr.+Bad+Example · · Score: 1

    "Dilemma", from the Greek, meaning literally "We cloned the guy from Motorhead."

  76. OH NO! by Caspian · · Score: 1

    FURRIES!!! ;)

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  77. what happens when they show human behaviour? by nietsch · · Score: 1
    from TFA:


    Stanford law professor Hank Greely, who chaired the ethics committee, said the board was satisfied that the size and shape of the mouse brain would prevent the human cells from creating any traits of humanity. Just in case, Greely said, the committee recommended closely monitoring the mices behavior and immediately killing any that display human-like behavior.


    So how much would the life expectancy of this human mind trapped in a sheeps body be? Pretty long I think, they'll never see the difference. Baa!
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    1. Re:what happens when they show human behaviour? by MidnightBrewer · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Okay, just because you have human brain cells does not automatically make the brain capable of human intelligence. First of all, human brain cells taken as individual neurons are by no means superior to any other animals. Second of all, this is definitely a case of "it's the size that counts." Not only does the brain's structure play a role in how the brain works, but its size matters, too. A brain that is too small is going to simply lack the critical mass to develop past a certain level of intelligence. Finally, it's like pouring water into a container: the water takes on the form of whatever it's in. So whereas there's a remote possibility that the sheep might be smarter than average (and that's assuming a lot), the sensory inputs to teach the brain are completely wrong; it will be a human brain that thinks it's a sheep.

      Let's put it this way: how do you know you're not a sheep's brain trapped in a human body?

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    2. Re:what happens when they show human behaviour? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      "Let's put it this way: how do you know you're not a sheep's brain trapped in a human body?"


      Heh. That finally explains my former sister-in-law's odd behaviors. Always repeating the same damn stupid things, and never could talk about much more than how her hair looked or how BIG a 3000+ sq. ft. house was. Hehe.

  78. Mind comes from structure, less so from cells by dave1g · · Score: 1

    I believe the human mind has more to do with the structure of the human brain than with the make of of human brain cells which are probably very close to any other brain cell type.

    However our brain has many and larger structures than do other animals.

    So the chances of a human being trapped in a sheeps body is rather unlikly even if it had 100% human brain cells.

    As they have already done with mice, I believe.

    Disclaimer I'm assuming this is the same article I read the other day on chimeras (not through slashdot)

  79. Re:Human brains by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Anyone who gives credence to what you say.

  80. Human organs in sheep? by terpri · · Score: 0

    How soon until we have Real Dollies?

  81. Sounds pretty BAAAD! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    just had to say it (ducks)

  82. I find this reasuring by rsilvergun · · Score: 1

    the thought of a large black market in human body parts harvested from (once) live humans scares me a heck of a lot more than a half-man half-sheep hybrid.

    Besides, I for one welcome our new man-sheep overlords.

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    1. Re:I find this reasuring by JimTheta · · Score: 1

      You know, I knew it was gonna be here somewhere. I just opened the page and searched for "overl".

      But your delivery sucks, so no 'funny' mods for you.

  83. The perfect example about human stupidity by Pelops · · Score: 1

    I am really amazed to read that kind of comments from the poster. We are humanizing those animals so in the end, they can be used as spare parts. In the end, they will get killed. Apart from Animal Rights Activists (whom i respect), why John or Jane Doe should care. We killed (murdered for some people) an incredible high numbers of animal everyday to feed ourselves.

    And then the desert, the part about transplating sheep brains in a humain to replace a non functional brain. Unless we made some serious progress in moving "ghosts" (cf "ghost in the shell"), i can't see why this might be considered. A human brain is the result of learning through multiple years, i don't see how we can mimick those physiological reactions, those chemical reactions to create a new functional brain with all the knowledge and personnality of the old one. Not to mention that a brain is very plastic by definition and that it will learn to handle a sheep body.
    Animal have different level of consciouness and intelligence than us. But they are intelligent beings; hopefully, if such an advance feature was to exist one day, it will create a species less stupid than the humans.

  84. Two Hands by ddelrio · · Score: 1

    On the one hand, I worry that our constant meddling with nature is dangerous and could result in global disaster; on the other hand, Sheep-Boy must live.

  85. Scientists have no imagination...or business sense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful


    So perhaps this will make for a good open source biology project.

    I propose taking two arthropods and combining characteristics to make, a still rather stupid, but much more practical and useful creature.

    Lobsters taste good.
    If you've not tried one, BT a copy of the Simpsons episode in which Homer acquires Pinchy, a pet lobster.

    Cocaroach lives everywhere and tastes like crap. Thank you Arby's. Actually much worse than crap. Even worse than that bit of shell innard from a pecan that you immediately regret overlooking in your haste to shell and eat.

    I propose a project to take the tasty genes from the lobster and put them in the cockroach. While we are at it, we should transfer a few more genes to make the tasty roach weigh in at about a half pound and a few modified genes so it will seek out and consume non modified cockroaches.

    If you guys are worried about a sheep doing math and complaining that you don't pay enough attention to her when you're done, than implementing the robster should be a piece of cake.

    I'm serious here. If there is one thing on this earth that genetic enginearing should listen to, it's the scream of a squeamish woman who has just found a cockroach in her cooch.

    Imagine a world where robsters have consomed all the cockroaches but are still plentiful from cleaning kitchen floors and eating their own scraps. Hell, we should patent the damn things and make the chinese pay through the yingyang for 'em.

  86. Sort of a lose-lose scenario by smchris · · Score: 1

    the committee recommended closely monitoring the mice's behavior and immediately killing any that display human-like behavior.

    I guess the idea is that this is supposed to make me feel better?

  87. The mistakes by baomike · · Score: 1

    Genetic research and experimentation has some real potential, the problems comes with "what do you do with the mistakes"?

  88. speciesist... by bersl2 · · Score: 1

    Disclaimer: IAAF (cf. IANAL). I pay attention to and attempt to understand that-which-is just as much as, if not moreso than, my personal that-which-should-be; but nevertheless IAAF.

    That being said, I am appalled at the prospect of ANY form of human hervous [sic] system running around in ANY other type of creature.... [I]t is my belief that the brian [sic] is the center of our humanity. It is the seat of who we are as a species, and is unique in the world.

    Why? Because it will dilute the purity of our species, any combination of human and other animal which shows even the slightest hint of sentience must be exterminated?

    To make myself clear, I will say that anybody who intentionally attempts to hybridize in order to make intelligent creatures at this time is off their rocker. But to suggest that it is outright immoral or impossible belittles intelligent life everywhere.

    Once many of the genetic and biological hurdles have been cleared and in the meantime, other systems have been explored, it becomes less an act of science and more an act of expression. And expression through creation certainly isn't an invalid concept; we mask the instinctual drives of our species' propagation in emotion, so how can it be immoral to tie science in with this process (especially when the science is built on other science and not on the emotion)*?

    And besides, as has been stated already in other posts, human nervous tissue is just that: human nervous tissue. The presence thereof does not necessitate intelligence.

    * The intention of this statement is to exclude "science" such as "intelligent design", thus qualifying what kind of ties science and emotion may have without compromising either's integrity.

  89. Misinformation by StupidKatz · · Score: 1

    Either you have been grossly misinformed, or you're a troll. Keeping a positive frame of mind about this, I will assume the former.

    No one (stastisically speaking) objects to stem cell research. No one. What a large percentage of people don't like is embryonic stem cell research, generally because embryonic stem cell research requires killing a human embryo. California's initiative focuses on embryonic stem cell research. It is also only embryonic stem cells which have been limited to only supplies already on hand.

    Again, many/most folks approve of research into stem cells from adult, waste (umbelical cords, etc.), and other non-fatal sources.

    1. Re:Misinformation by geomon · · Score: 1

      No one (stastisically speaking) objects to stem cell research. No one.

      You just scrawled a contradition and claimed that I am grossly misinformed or a troll?

      That is so laughable.

      There are groups that opposed to *any* form of genetic manipulation, even from adult stem cells. They are the same groups that reject any form of contraception and fought in vitro fertilization when it was introduced.

      Public education is really failing us.

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    2. Re:Misinformation by StupidKatz · · Score: 1

      Members of those groups make up a significant portion of the population, do they?

      While it is true that a certain number of people object to any forms of genetic manipulation, folks that oppose certain forms of contraception (such as ones that prevent a fertilized egg from attaching to the uterus, etc.) and IVF do so because of many reasons, one of which is that the glop of cells is alive. (Not conscious, obviously, but alive.)

      Indeed, I'm told that IVF clinics are a major source of embryos which have been/are being used to harvest stem cells. If someone believes that embryos shouldn't be destroyed in the first place, then it is logical that they would support neither IVF clinics nor embryonic stem cell research.

    3. Re:Misinformation by geomon · · Score: 1

      Members of those groups make up a significant portion of the population, do they?

      You said "No one".

      Remember, you said "No one".

      Let me repeat: You said "No one".

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    4. Re:Misinformation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let me refresh your memory:

      "No one (stastisically speaking) objects to stem cell research. No one."

      Work on that reading comprehension a bit, eh?
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    5. Re:Misinformation by geomon · · Score: 1

      Work on that reading comprehension a bit, eh?

      "No one (stastisically speaking) objects to stem cell research. No one."

      It looks more like the version I typed when the emphasis is changed.

      Are you changing your opinion now that it has been successfully rebuked?

      I would gather that is the reason you've begun to post AC as well.

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    6. Re:Misinformation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm posting AC because this is now 1. off-topic and 2. stupid.

      You're trying to say I said one thing when I clearly said what I said, and now are saying you've "successfully rebuked" some unnamed point of mine? When you've not even addressed the main point, but are now focussing on whether or not I meant 'zero' or 'an insignificant number'? Pfft.

      The original point: stems cells aren't the problem. Embryonic stem cells are. You've done absolutely nothing to address that statement. :P
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    7. Re:Misinformation by geomon · · Score: 1

      You've done absolutely nothing to address that statement.

      Nice attempt at constructing a strawman. Sorry but I refuse to join you in beating it up.

      The original point:

      Who's original point?

      Certainly not mine.

      stems cells aren't the problem. Embryonic stem cells are.

      Only to you and the other "no one".

      I'm posting AC because this is now 1. off-topic and 2. stupid.

      Don't worry - at this point in the thread it is doubtful that anyone will penalize you for being both.

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    8. Re:Misinformation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yawn.

    9. Re:Misinformation by geomon · · Score: 1

      Yawn.

      Just think: You waited three days to post your "comment".

      That makes you one of the most pathetic stalkers on /.

      Congratulations!

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  90. Eat the Rich by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    It bothers people because the same logic can be applied to humans. "Why not sacrifice a legion of your average, miserable persons, to save someone's mother? I'd kill any number of strangers to watch my boy grow up. Their just humans, there are several billion around and no one will miss the children from Qwai Pong Province. Grow clones in vats for all I care, as long as its in a clean room environment! " There's a reason to feel queasy about this...

    1. Re:Eat the Rich by mjensen · · Score: 1

      There are going to be some that say that we are already applying that to humans more than we think, and really have been for a long time.

      Old (asian?) stories of farmers trading their daughters for livestock to plow the field.....
      Even today, I know people who would take in a stray cat, but won't give 50 cents to a homeless person.
      Especially with the continued marginalizing of the poor.

  91. thank fucking nonexistent god by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    someone fucking well gets it. i swear, people who think it's would be as simple as dropping a gene into a different animal to get anything remotely like a human brain as the end product need to be punched. people who are against it on ethical grounds need to be shot. they are impediments to our species. actually, make that shot repeatedly.

  92. 'Gross-out' factor by StupidKatz · · Score: 1

    The question is this: would you want that human(ish) brain in the sheep to be your brain?

    The big deal here is about human(-like) brains in animals. As far as we can tell, it is the brain that sets the humans apart from the rest of the lifeforms on this ball of dirt we call Earth. Few logical people would object to having most human organs grown in an animal's body (although I'd not want to be first in line to receive a transplant out of fear of unknown biological repercussions).

    The concern is over not wanting to inflict a human mind with cruelty and suffering.
    "This is your brain in a sheep..."

  93. Sheep are growing human brains by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    meanwhile the government is worried about the lame-assed, non forward-thinking piece of shit, hacked (in the bad sense) together by people who know nothing of the internet, law called the DMCA in Canada

  94. Measuring humanity by gene count and form... by Sai+Babu · · Score: 1

    Look at it this way.
    There is already a lot of common genetic material, sheep-man. Yet, these "heavily modded" sheep are still far removed from man genetically.

    Hell, when you get right down to it, it only takes a little bit of genetic snafu to turn a human into an animal. Spawn of human !=human in some cases. Might look human, but so do many apes, which have a lot more in common than said sheeps, sans any modding.

    So, do you measure humanity by genetics, intelligence, social acceptability, rational thought, or require a declarative on the part of the human as a qualifier?

    two legs four legs three legs, slug
    what does it matter in a biologically competitive world?

    Next thing you know someone will accidently breed a sheep with a swastika pattern to it's wool and half the world will call for his head.
    Perhaps instead, fate will yield a crossed sheep and they'll make him a saint.

  95. Baaa by tymbow · · Score: 1

    Why not have the brain of a human bouncing around in a sheep? We already have plenty of candidates where the brain of a sheep is bouncing around in a human.

  96. New job cuts on horizon? by rope · · Score: 1

    Shepherds are probably concerned for their jobs.

  97. Human brain in a sheep's skull = human consciousne by dolphin558 · · Score: 1

    The idea of a human brain (and mind?) developing in a non-human skull was discussed when mice were the subject of choice. It was generally agreed that the size of a mouse's skull and therefore the size of the human/mouse brain would not result in a creature with thought processes similar to a human's. Now I am not familiar with the diameter of a sheep's skull compared to a human's but they're pretty close. What WOULD happen if a "human brain" was grown in a sheep?????

  98. It's all a matter of perspective by maybeHere · · Score: 1

    "Just the possibility of a human mind bouncing around inside a sheep's head is a scary proposition."

    Strangely, we're all absolutely fine with the other way around...

  99. Clever Sheep by Brakz0rz · · Score: 2, Funny

    City Gent -- Good afternoon.
    Rustic -- Afternoon.
    City Gent -- A lovely day isn't it.
    Rustic -- Eh, 'tis that.
    City Gent -- You here on holiday or...?
    Rustic -- Nope, I live 'ere.
    City Gent -- Oh, jolly good too. (surveys field; he looks puzzled) I say, those are sheep aren't they?
    Rustic -- Ar.
    City Gent -- Yes, yes of course, I thought so...only...er why are they up in the trees?
    Rustic -- A fair question and one that in recent weeks has been much on my mind. It's my considered opinion that they're nesting.
    City Gent -- Nesting?
    Rustic -- Ar.
    City Gent -- Like birds?
    Rustic -- Ar. Exactly. Birds is the key to the whole problem. It's my belief that these sheep are laborin' under the misapprehension that they're birds. Observe their behavior. Take for a start the sheeps' tendency to 'op about the field on their back legs. (off-screen baa-ing) Now witness their attempts to fly from tree to tree. Notice that they do not so much fly as...plummet. (sound of sheep plummeting) Observe for example that ewe in that oak tree. She is clearly trying to teach her lamb to fly. (baaaaaa...thump) Talk about the blind leading the blind.
    City Gent -- But why do they think they're birds?
    Rustic -- Another fair question. One thing is for sure; a sheep is not a creature of the air. They have enormous difficulty in the comparatively simple act of perchin'. (crash) As you see. As for flight, its body is totally unadapted to the problems of aviation. Trouble is, sheep are very dim. Once they get an idea in their heads, there's no shifting it.
    City Gent -- But where did they get the idea from?
    Rustic -- From Harold. He's that sheep there over under the elm. He's that most dangerous of animals, a clever sheep. He's the ring-leader. He has realized that a sheep's life consists of standing around for a few months and then being eaten. And that's a depressing prospect for an ambitious sheep. He's patently hit on the idea of escape.
    City Gent -- Well why don't you just get rid of Harold?
    Rustic -- Because of the enormous commercial possibilities should he succeed.

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  100. Di - lemma. by caluml · · Score: 1

    I didn't know (until a recent argume... discussion) that dilemma actually meant 2 lemmas, where lemma means "A subsidiary proposition assumed to be valid and used to demonstrate a principal proposition." So with a dilemma, you have two valid propositions.

  101. Bad news for rednecks and hillbillies... by kurzweilfreak · · Score: 1
    Now they're gonna have to start making sure they get proper consent from the sheep.

    "But offica', it tol' me et was fo', which fo' dem sheep is like, 20!"

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  102. Re:Human brain in a sheep's skull = human consciou by mrchaotica · · Score: 1

    Define "human."

    (I'm not being sarcastic -- see my other post)

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  103. What's so scary? by WormholeFiend · · Score: 1

    That is, unless, the brains end up being too human. Just the possibility of a human mind bouncing around inside a sheep's head is a scary proposition.

    What's scary about this? That you'd have to treat another species with a little more respect?

    Remember if we ever meet intelligent beings from another planet, they'll have a mind bouncing around a body unlike anything you've seen before.

    So I ask, who's afraid of science fiction?

  104. Mengele by Ironsides · · Score: 1, Interesting

    If the reason we're holding back scientific progress is actually "ethics"-- people complaining about genetics and such keep using that word, I am not sure they know what it means

    Hmm... complaining about medical eithcs. So are you a supporter of Josef Mengele by any chance? Or any of his ilk?

    The main reason most people seem to be against this is, at what point is the chimera no longer an animal? At what point does it qualify as human or sentient? Doing this blurs the line and that is what they are afraid of.

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    1. Re:Mengele by fazil · · Score: 1

      No, I'm not a supporter. Mengele experimented on Humans.

      Sheep with human organs, and mostly sheep brains don't bother me at all. Different league.

      There's a lot of scientific value in creating something like, say, a human Broca's area in a sheep brain. It can teach us a lot, with no worry of a sheep becomming human.

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  105. I'm sure someone already said it by chochos · · Score: 4, Funny
    but here it goes...
    Just the possibility of a human mind bouncing around inside a sheep's head is a scary proposition
    Would this be scary because it is the exact opposite of what we see every day, namely people with sheep's minds walking all around?
    1. Re:I'm sure someone already said it by theakston · · Score: 1

      This gives a whole new meaning to the term, "woolly-headed"!

  106. Don't you mean Pigoons? by JoaoPinheiro · · Score: 1

    Are you sure it's in sheep? I mean... That sounds exactly like a Pigoon! (Hope you've read Oryx & Crake by Margaret Atwood... =P)

    1. Re:Don't you mean Pigoons? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Your site is still gay. And frankly judging from your pic in deviantart so are you.

      Have your hair cut, you idiot...

    2. Re:Don't you mean Pigoons? by JoaoPinheiro · · Score: 1

      Apparently you have learnt nothing from the spanking you took last time. Is the word "gay" the only "insult" you know? Your vacabulary seems to be quite limited. Also, judging by your behaviour, I wonder who the true idiot here is... But hey, I must certainly be doing something right for my existence to disturb you enough for you to waste your time with these anonymous posts.

      - "Why don't you cut your own head off?"
      - "Yes, do us all a favour!"

  107. Smart sheep, cats, dogs, too cool! releigion sucks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Having really smart animals around certainly would change things and make the religious dogma that some sort of omnipottent god(s) controls everything a joke ashow the obvious flaw in such superstitions.
    With advanced biotech, we could soon see (in about 50 to 100 years), people customizing themselves, like looking part wolf etc. With nanotech and biotech, we soon will be able to slow, then stop and reverse aging, you could have a bodybuilders body with out having to do all that exercise, have a really smart brain and be able to customize your look with a new body layout every year!!

  108. Wow, this is news! by Hugonz · · Score: 1

    Just the possibility of a human mind bouncing around inside a sheep's head is a scary proposition. As opposed to the current state of things with millions of humans walking around wearing sheep's brains...

  109. Gives whole new meaning to.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Foxxy babes!" At least if they start dabbleing with more then just sheep. =P

    Personally, I think it's a good idea. If we can put a human brain into say, tigers. With smarter tigers evadeing hunters, they might be able to get off of the endangered species list.

    On the other hand, haveing a human-level intelligence in a non-human animal would be a recipe for mass discrimination. Hell, humans still can't handle people in it's own species with different skin colors or even a different race. So any hybrid would be at the very bottom and discriminated against. It would give even politicians and hookers someone to look down on! *shudders*

  110. Skittles commercial by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Maybe that sheepboy skittles commercial wasnt computer edited.

  111. There are already sheep brains in humans by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There are already sheep brains in humans. Just look at how many people voted for Kerry or Gore.

  112. Re:Bioethics, Bush, etc. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Now that Bush has made the political (rather than scientific) decision...
    Well, at least you can't call Bush's tactics sheepish. That seems to be his main complaint with liberals.
    Maybe someone has been messing with their genetic makeup.

  113. I for one... by Cynical_Dude · · Score: 0, Redundant

    ... welcome our new sheep overlords!

  114. Ugh by MilenCent · · Score: 1

    Just the possibility of a human mind bouncing around inside a sheep's head is a scary proposition.

    Why is it that all the things that I find incredibly frightening these days, one half of my brain also finds impossibly hilarious? If Douglas Adams were alive today he'd be writing Guide entries about exactly this sort of thing.

    If he didn't already. Remember the animal from The Restaurant at the End of the Universe...?

  115. Lamb... by Spacejock · · Score: 1

    ... is off the menu.

  116. Pig men! by istartedi · · Score: 1

    Kramer was right!

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    For all intensive purposes, "whom" is no longer a word. That begs the question, "who cares"?
  117. Re:Human brain in a sheep's skull = human consciou by dolphin558 · · Score: 1

    "Speaking of language and "humanity", which is more human: a human raised by wolves [wikipedia.org] or an ape that's learned sign language [wikipedia.org]?" God created the man as a man so naturally he is a human. As far as perspectives and thought processes he might be more animal than the ape who learned a form of human communication.

  118. hmmm by speedbump · · Score: 1

    Growing human brains in sheep would be...

    baaaaaaaad. :)

  119. Get the facts straight... by prisoner-of-enigma · · Score: 1

    While many limits on stem cell research exist in the United States

    This is a lie, and a particularly silly (yet widespread) one at that.

    Go check your facts. There are no limits on stem cell research in the U.S. There is a ban on federal funding for such research, but that is not anything remotely near a total ban. Private companies can pursue whatever research they like without hindrance of this.

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    In the end they will lay their freedom at our feet and say to us, Make us your slaves, but feed us. - Fyodor Dostoyevsky
    1. Re:Get the facts straight... by Rollie+Hawk · · Score: 1

      I am well aware of that. That's why I said limits and not ban.

      --
      Before any liberals are tempted to mod up one of my comments, a word of warning: I'm actually making fun of you.
  120. The opposite has been around for awhile by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Based on the results of the last election apparently there are a lot of people in this country with sheep's brains.

    1. Re:The opposite has been around for awhile by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In their defence, the elections were rorted.

  121. Re:Human brain in a sheep's skull = human consciou by mrchaotica · · Score: 1

    Since you were talking about sizes of skulls, I assumed we were talking about this scientifically...

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    "[Regarding the 'cloud,'] ownership was what made America different than Russia." -- Woz

  122. finding the line by Pillowthink · · Score: 1

    What makes this an ethical dilemna is not "finding the boundary" between humans and animals. Humans (god if it's a religious dilemna) CREATED that line. When it comes down to it, what most people seem to mean is "does it seem like it can be socialized fully?"

  123. On "Bioethics" by adavies42 · · Score: 1

    One thing I am really sick of is this idea the media seems to have of "bioethics" as some kind of received truth handed down from authorities whose credentials are never discussed. No one ever talks about the ethics that these "bioethics" are supposed to be derived from.

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    Media that can be recorded and distributed can be recorded and distributed.
    -kfg
  124. Young Sheepenstein by ninejaguar · · Score: 1
    "Just the possibility of a human mind bouncing around inside a sheep's head is a scary proposition"

    What's your name little one?

    A-a-a-a-a-a-bi N-o-o-o-ormal...Baaa Raaaam Eweeee!!!

    = 9J =

  125. Where...??? by cr0sh · · Score: 1

    If there is one thing on this earth that genetic enginearing should listen to, it's the scream of a squeamish woman who has just found a cockroach in her...

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    Reason is the Path to God - Anon
  126. How is this different... by thewiz · · Score: 1

    from humans who act like sheep? Now we have sheep that might act like humans. The only problem I see is that we (eventually) might not be able to tell the difference.

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    If "disco" means "I learn" in Latin, does "discothèque" mean "I learn technology"?
  127. WarCraft 3 by SphericalCrusher · · Score: 1

    Chimera raids! Sorry if this is a little off topic, but it's the only thing I can relate.

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    "Instant gratification takes too long." - Carrie Fisher
  128. Suddenly... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    All of the sudden that commercial isn't as funny as it used to be...

  129. This Sheep Has Blue Eyes by Ranger · · Score: 1

    Well as long as the sheep don't start saying "Daa-a-a-addy" then chimeras might be OK.

    Q:Why do Scotsmen wear kilts?

    A:Sheep can hear zippers.

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    "You'll get nothing, and you'll like it!"
  130. Isn't it the Brits that do that? by Danuvius · · Score: 1
    better question: should Welshmen start to be charged with rape when they bugger them?

    -Ab


    Isn't it the Brits that do that?
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    Akarsz Magyar Gentoo fórumot? Akkor
    1. Re:Isn't it the Brits that do that? by Tassach · · Score: 1
      Isn't it the Brits that do that?
      It's the Scots.

      Q: Why do Scotsmen wear kilts?
      A: Because sheep can hear a zipper at 200 paces.

      --
      Why is it that the proponents of "one nation under God" are so eager to get rid of "liberty and justice for all"?
  131. OH NOES! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    WHAT??? o_O

  132. Any fool could see why that won't work by Julian+Morrison · · Score: 1

    They won't be culling the humanlike critters. Only the ones still naive enough to show it, after seeing their buddies getting the ol' hypodermic o' doom.

    In other words, they'd be forcing the evolution of smart sneaky mice. And won't that be a good thing, boys and girls?

    1. Re:Any fool could see why that won't work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      too late, we have already evolved, prepare to meet your..... oops, run away run away!

  133. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 1

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  134. Human Sheep? by Antarius · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Just the possibility of a human mind bouncing around inside a sheep's head is a scary proposition.

    I second that. Let's have a look through history at what all of the human-brained sheep have done so far:

    The Crusades, The Spanish Inquisition, The Hundred-Years War...

    Yup. You just described Christianity. They are described in the Bible as Sheep, no?
  135. Clever Sheep by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is what happens when you put human brains in sheep bodies: "City Gent: Good afternoon.
    Rustic: Afternoon.
    City Gent: A lovely day isn't it.
    Rustic: Eh, 'tis that.
    City Gent: You here on holiday or...?
    Rustic: Nope, I live 'ere.
    City Gent: Oh, jolly good too. (surveys field; he looks puzzled) I say, those are sheep aren't they?
    Rustic: Ar.
    City Gent: Yes, yes of course, I thought so...only...er why are they up in the trees?
    Rustic: A fair question and one that in recent weeks has been much on my mind. It's my considered opinion that they're nesting.
    City Gent: Nesting?
    Rustic: Ar.
    City Gent: Like birds?
    Rustic: Ar. Exactly. Birds is the key to the whole problem. It's my belief that these sheep are laborin' under the misapprehension that they're birds. Observe their behavior. Take for a start the sheeps' tendency to 'op about the field on their back legs. (off-screen baa-ing) Now witness their attempts to fly from tree to tree. Notice that they do not so much fly as...plummet. (sound of sheep plummeting) Observe for example that ewe in that oak tree. She is clearly trying to teach her lamb to fly. (baaaaaa...thump) Talk about the blind leading the blind.
    City Gent: But why do they think they're birds?
    Rustic: Another fair question. One thing is for sure; a sheep is not a creature of the air. They have enormous difficulty in the comparatively simple act of perchin'. (crash) As you see. As for flight, its body is totally unadapted to the problems of aviation. Trouble is, sheep are very dim. Once they get an idea in their heads, there's no shifting it.
    City Gent: But where did they get the idea from?
    Rustic: From Harold. He's that sheep there over under the elm. He's that most dangerous of animals, a clever sheep. He's the ring-leader. He has realized that a sheep's life consists of standing around for a few months and then being eaten. And that's a depressing prospect for an ambitious sheep. He's patently hit on the idea of escape.
    City Gent: Well why don't you just get rid of Harold?
    Rustic: Because of the enormous commercial possibilities should he succeed."

  136. New Zealander's will be happy by Overlanda · · Score: 0

    Now they can justify their sheep-shagging rituals.

  137. Infection hazard by waterbear · · Score: 1

    "Why is this scary? Because it's new? Are you a luddite?

    What is most obviously concerning to me about this type of work is a risk of encouraging human-adapted forms of animal infectious agents, such as animal viruses.

    Some of the barriers to cross-species infection arise because of cross-species differences between functional proteins -- proteins of the immune system for example.

    These chimeric animals appear to provide some human-identical proteins in an environment where infective agents normally endemic to the non-human animal can live in time-extended association with the human materials. There is a potential for undesirable (for humans) evolutionary adaptation of infective agents in this scenario.

    -wb-

  138. Not when they kill your mom it isn't by Jamie+Lokier · · Score: 1
    I mean, if my mom had something like CJD from eating euro-beef 10 years ago, and you could sacrifice a legion of humo-sheep hybrid brains to save her.. Sacrifice away!

    And how would you feel if someone decides they want cells from your mom, without her consent?

    Ok, that's not realistic. But imagine yourself as someone else a few decades from now. Imagine your mom is technically considered a chimera because she was created through genetic engineering combining human and animal cells, and that you are therefore the descendant of a chimera.

    When we have real chimeras, do you think animals showing human mental traits will be treated as humans? Probably some will, some won't.

    It will blur the line, and some people will use it as an excuse to question whether, for example, certain "races" of people we consider human should still be considered fully human enough to have basic rights, like the right to life and self-determination....

    Think that can't happen? Do you really think we're completely past the times of treating, to pick an example, "black" people as though they're sub-human and therefore not entitled to the most basic human rights? (Substitute any labelled group of humans for "black").

    I think the existince of chimeras will be used as yet another excuse for all sorts of horrors.

    -- Jamie

  139. Sounds of displeasure by Soulunter · · Score: 1

    These heavily modded sheep are growning human-like organs such as livers, hearts, and blood I suppose if I had to grow human-like organs I would be growning to. sorry had to be done.

  140. Pinky and the Brain by oren · · Score: 1

    ... the committee recommended closely monitoring the mice's behavior and immediately killing any that display human-like behavior...

    In soon to come news:

    Professor Greely has been executed last night for crimes against rodenthood, after his final appeal being rejected by the supremouse court. He was also denied pardon by the world president, Brain.

    Channel 8 brings you the following exclusive footage from professor Greely's damning laboratory video tapes, released to the public for the first time:

    (Camera zooms to three mice in a cage: Pinky, the Brain, and their little known brother Artsy)

    Artsy: Look guys, it can't get any simpler. I'll just draw the proof of the Pythagorean theorm on the side of the cage. They will realize we are intelligent and let us out of here. Now, give me some room to work here - I draw better than you two...

    Pinky and the Brain move to the other side of the cage, while Artsy starts drawing...

    *SPLAT*

    The Brain: From now on, what we'll do every night, Pinky...

    (Camera fades back)

    All hail the coming of our human-brained underlords!

  141. Obligatory Aussie sheep-shagging gag by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...nah can't be bothered.... I'm too tired.

  142. register your nick now ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    /. should really reserve the nick "sheep" for the
    first thinking sheep ...

  143. He's that most dangerous of all animals... by OhHellWithIt · · Score: 1

    ... a clever sheep. He's realized that a sheep's life consists of standing around, waiting to be eaten, and he's hit upon the idea of escape.

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    "Who controls the past controls the future. Who controls the present controls the past." -- George Orwell
  144. Cordwainer Smith by whitroth · · Score: 1

    Forget Pinky and the Brain. Try a famous SF author from the sixties and seventies, Cordwainer Smith, and the memorable C'Mell.

    I want to see fundamentalists discuss whether a human-feline cross that can speak has human civil right, or if they're property.

    mark

  145. There's no such thing as a brain transplant! by Mr.Surly · · Score: 1

    At least not from the point of view of the patient. If you had your brain moved to another body, to you, it would be a body transplant.

  146. Tell that to Terry Schindler Schiavo. by mosel-saar-ruwer · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    On a more serious note, was anyone else distrubed by the fact that it was recommended, concerning human-brained mice, that they monitor for signs of humanlike behavior in human-brained mice, and if they find such behavior, they were to... immediately kill the mice?

    Obviously not - our society has determined that the appropriate course of action is to starve the mouse to death over the course of a couple weeks.

  147. *in his best Quentin Tarantino "Preacher" voice .. by Hohlraum · · Score: 1

    "Little Nicky (2000)":

    We're all gonna die!

  148. HERE'S MY INTELLIGENT REPLY by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    mbrewthx, have you fucked your sister lately? Come on, mbrewthx - entertain us with tales of your sister's beauty. How hot is she? Are her tits big? What about her ass? Is her ass so fucking hot that you'd like to break your dick off in it? Please, tell us. Do you have pics of your sister showering? Do you beat off to them? Can you email them to me? My email address is joe.hacker@gmail.com. Hook a brother up, okay? Ha Ha, I meant "hook a brother up" in the nigger sense of the word "brother" but you probably took it in the sense that YOU WANT TO FUCK YOUR SISTER AND HAVE CALLED HER VERY GOOD LOOKING !!!

    To everyone else: check the post linked to throughout this comment. mbrewthx called his sister "very good looking." That's right - this guy has evaluated his sister's appearance and come to the conclusion that he would hit it. Perhaps he has. Perhaps he's tapped that ass till mom came home and caught them. Man, what a fucking pervert...

    mbrewthx, kill yourself!!!

  149. ethics by science by N3wsByt3 · · Score: 1

    "But isn't it a scientific question to determine at what point a human life begins?"

    LOL

    I'm all for science, but this statement is impossible to uphold. By its very nature, it's an ethical thing, NOT a scientific thing.

    You yourself gave some exmples of that. All over the world, there are myriad of 'ages' at which a foetus is considered worth the protection of human life...and they useally all have something scientific for it. But it *can't* say WHEN something should be considered human life, purely based on science, because it depends on the premise one takes.

    For instance, if you consider a foetus 'human' when it starts developping a brain, then science can say when (more or less) this happens, yes...but there is nothing inherent that would indicate it's only THEN that it should be considered human.

    and in fact, it doesn't: some take the development of the spinalcord as basis, some the developement of nerves, etc. For all this 'fine lines' there is something to say, and science can indicate when it happens...but it never will be able to determine WHEN a human becomes human, because that depends on your definition of what it is, what defines a human.

    I for one, concluded that the most logical one would be when the melting of the egg and spermcel occurs (thus, when the cell is neither a spermcel, neither an eggcell, but something that, if conditions are set right, will, eventually, turn out to become a full blown baby and even an adult later in life.

    Mind you, that I'm agonstic, so I didn't base myself on any religious dogma or such. I just find that, of all suggested 'boundaries', this really makes the most sense, at least when using logic. It's also (in current times), I'm quite aware, impossible to uphold in a pragmatical sense, since you can't actually force women to keep their baby/foetus - unless you derive them of essential liberties (which, as a libertarian, I wouldn't like to see happen).

    This makes it a VERY though ethical dillema, in my view. Basically, one kills one human for the comfort of another, but there isn't really anything one can do to stop it. So, it might be that abortions are ethically wrong (for a change the religious bunch might be right), but their is no real solution to the problem.

    One counterargument about the "sperm swimming" thingy; you are making a factual error. Let a spermcell and an eggcell 'swim' in ideal condictions, and both will die at *their* end of the life-cycle, which is rather short (72 hours for sperm, I believe). So, on themselves, neither one has the possibility to become a human person. Once combined, it might. Since this is the first instance, and a pretty clearly defined one, it's also the most logical one. None of the other alternatives are really as convincing.

    The same is true with animals that have human brains. At some point, one comes to the ethical barrier, and that point can't really be determined by science alone. One could try, and say that something which doesn't have the same thinkprocesses as a person shouldn't be considered a person. But, following that logic, one must be consistent, and decide that all creatures without those processes are not humans (and thus, eligible for testing/harvesting/whatever). But then: do babies have neural processes that makes them a person? What if chimeras have the same level of brainactivity? And what IS the level of neural activity or behaviour before it to be considered human anyway? What about creepers (don't know if that is the correct english word); humans that are born without the frontal lobes (or other parts of the brain, or ganglions)? Those are, in effect, not anything else then on the level of animals or even plants. So why not just experiment on those handicapts? Why should a human body with no human brain deserve more protection then an animal body with a human brain?

    As you can see, those issues ARE nothing but ethical dillema's, and science can't really help us with it, because you first need a premisse to start with.

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    --- "To pee or not to pee, that is the question." ---
  150. well, I don't agree by N3wsByt3 · · Score: 1

    "What happens is if we deem them to be close enough to human, we will give them "human rights."

    Which is exactly where ethics come into play: when is 'enough', enough?

    "We would not kill a human being to harvest their organs (in theory), so we would extend the same courtesy to the sheep. If they become sentient, who knows, maybe they'll get to vote. That's what happened when we finally realized that black people and women were sentient."

    Which, again, points EXACTLY to the problem (and the fact it is an ethical issue): blacks have suffered tremendously during hundreds of years because of the bias (and accordingly treatement) whites had about them. None of it was ethical right or justified. So, one might argument that things, eventually, sort themselves out (though, even for blacks today, it hasn't completely) - but in any case, it doesn't make it right what happend, and it also doesn't mean it wasn't and isn't an ethical issue.

    It is entirely possible we will treat chimera's for hundreds of years, just as we treated blacks in earlier times. THAT is why we have to prevent it in front, and not have the attitude of "we'll see where it leads to". You just can't aford such attitude when there is the possibility you are killing intelligent animals. I don't know what ethics you uphold, but I, for one, consider killing sentient beings as immoral.

    And yes, it's difficult, especially with chimera's, to know where the fine line is drawn. I would say, there is little to counterargument when it involves liver, hart, blood, etc. But it DOES become problematic when you speak about human brains. Sooner or later, you *will* create something that maybe isn't human, but ain't an animal neither. I fail to understand how someone fails to understand this IS an ethical problem, better to be considered in advance, then letting it abide and abuse themfor centuries 'like with the blacks'.

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    --- "To pee or not to pee, that is the question." ---
    1. Re:well, I don't agree by Goldenfool · · Score: 1

      "blacks have suffered tremendously during hundreds of years because of the bias (and accordingly treatement) whites had about them. None of it was ethical right or justified." You are using today's morals and standards and retroactively applying them. Keep in mind that 200 years ago, in the Western world, Africans were thought to be animals. If you had black skin, you were not human. That is how they saw the world and they acted accordingly. TO say that is is morally unjustified is assuming that our morals today are correct and theirs were wrong, but as I said before, public opinion changes as do social standards. Today we would not accept someone going to Africa, kidnapping a 10 year old boy, and bringing him back as slave labor. That is because now we believe that Africans are not animals, but human beings. It took some bloody revolutions to get that sorted out. If you're concerned about preventing "unethical" treatment of chimera, consider perhaps the way we treat animals in general. We get very high and mighty when speaking about the differences between humans and animals, but don't pause to think about what we're saying. We try to define "human" in all sorts of ways, but we're really always just circling the issue. We talk about intelligence, but I doubt anyone would deny that Terry Schiavo was a human being just days before she died. However, my girlfriend's parakeets are more intelligent than she was right before she died. Or, if you'd argue that Terry really wasn't human at that point, look at severely retarded people. They may have a vocabulary of several dozen words and are capable of basic emotions. We call them human. But apes can have vocabularies of a few hundred words and show complex emotions and basic social structures. Yet they are apes, monkeys, animals. Or perhaps it is our social interactions that make us human. But we form social connections with non-human beings too. We talk to our dogs and cats. They help us when we're upset. And, in fact, more likely than not you wouldn't think to harvest organs from those creatures even though they have nothing that resembles human characteristics. If it is strictly biology that makes one human, then the ethical argument has no standing whatsoever. "I will respect this other creature because it has a head like mine, two eyes, a nose, a mouth, and opposable thumbs." That (among other traits) is what it is to be biologically classified as homo sapiens, not human. Our biology is not inherently better, because birds can fly, octopi have eight legs, and horses are bigger, stronger, and faster than us. The only thing you can claim truly sets us apart is our brain, which I mentioned before doesn't really have to be all that powerful in order for us to classify the organism as human. If you can think of other classifications that aren't heinously superficial, I'm open to hearing about them. So I throw your question of ethics back at you. Where do we draw the line? If sheep are able to show sentience at all by doing more than just reacting to their environment (although there is an entire branch of psychology that says that's exactly what humans do), does it become morally improper to slaughter them when it was fine before? Why is it acceptable to kill them now even if they don't have thought that we are able to discern? Will Americans 200 years from now look back at us and describe our treatment of animals and plants as neither "ethical, right or justified"?

    2. Re:well, I don't agree by N3wsByt3 · · Score: 1

      "You are using today's morals and standards and retroactively applying them. Keep in mind that 200 years ago, in the Western world, Africans were thought to be animals. If you had black skin, you were not human."

      Ofourse I am. Everyone uses the morals of his time/culture. You are fully right about morals 300 years ago, but that doesn't come into the picture, because I'm not judging chimeras with the ethics of 300 years ago, but of those of today. And today, with the current ethics, I claim there is an ethical question when animals get human brains. Using anything else would be less logical: there is no reason to judge something with ethics of hundreds of years ago, and we can't know the ethics of the future, so those options would either be obsolete or unknowable.

      Note, however, that, while I'm reluctant to call it social evolution, there at least seems a tendency in our ethics to be more 'soft'; we continiously consider people (or even animals) as having increasing rights, not the reverse. so, when pondering future ethics, it is rather more likely that things continue to evolve along that line, instead of reverting (to the point where blacks aren't considerd humans anymore once again, for instance). I think this is based on logical 'ethics', according to the philosophy of Kant (well, not that people all read or follow Kant, but his basic observations about what can serve as guidelines for is 'ethical' is, indeed, basic because humans have the tendency to follow it.

      So, actually, I'm not sure what your argument was. I'not judging people 300 years ago according to the morals of those that did unethical things, indeed. I'judging them according to the moral principle that one shouldn't do to others what you wouldn't like other to do to you. And, even in their time, there were those that had moral and ethical objections to it, so it's not as if it was that undebated. And, even more: you act as if those ethics were universal, but I doubt the victims had the same opinion (that they weren't human)...so saying I'mnot using the morals of those times is misleading. I'm not using the morals of the majority of the perpetrators; THAT is true.

      "If you're concerned about preventing "unethical" treatment of chimera, consider perhaps the way we treat animals in general."

      I do. And I'm not the only one. Animal rights groups are all over the globe, exactly because people do care about the issue.

      "The only thing you can claim truly sets us apart is our brain, which I mentioned before doesn't really have to be all that powerful in order for us to classify the organism as human."

      Exactly. Therefor, it follows that it is exactly when the brain gets 'transplanted' into animals that you create aditional ethical problems.

      "If sheep are able to show sentience at all by doing more than just reacting to their environment (although there is an entire branch of psychology that says that's exactly what humans do), does it become morally improper to slaughter them when it was fine before? Why is it acceptable to kill them now even if they don't have thought that we are able to discern? Will Americans 200 years from now look back at us and describe our treatment of animals and plants as neither "ethical, right or justified"?"

      Perhaps so, but as I said, it is futile to contemplate on future ethics which we can't know. However, I would note that it, indeed, becomes morally wrong when you slaughter 'animals' which you know are sentient. so, while future generations may regard us as barbarians because we slaughter sheep today (possibly rightfully so), at least it was out of ignorance and the impossibility to discern that they were sentient. I really doubt the conquestadores of 500 years past really felt there was no way to discern whether or not blacks were sentient. Seen the commentary of some of them, at least the thought must have accured that they were, in fact, humans(actually, pleadings that they were humans were offciial noted already in the 17th century before the spanish court,

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      --- "To pee or not to pee, that is the question." ---
    3. Re:well, I don't agree by Goldenfool · · Score: 1

      I think we lost each other's arguments at some point. My original comment was arguing that the creation of chimera is fine. My second comment argued that humans are not inherently better than any other species. At no point did I advocate the slaughter of these beings for the purpose of harvesting their organs. I realize now that the parent article (which I had not read, I was linked to the comment I responded to by a friend) did advocate what I consider to be immoral actions towards living creatures. However, if you take the original response in isolation, then my statements all stand.

      I am personally one of those animal rights activists that you mentioned. Granted, I still eat meat, but I try to be as respectful as I can. Basically, I say go ahead (technologically speaking) and create these chimeara. But treat them with the respect that any living being deserves. I think if you go back and look at what I wrote in light of my ignorance of the original post, you'll see that I'm advocating more widespread application of moralistic views and ethical practices. This has been a fun back-and-forth though.

    4. Re:well, I don't agree by N3wsByt3 · · Score: 1

      "My original comment was arguing that the creation of chimera is fine."

      Mine was: it's fine if it doesn't involve (human) braintissue. When it does, it's not fine before there has been a public debate on the matter,and stringent guidelines are issued. In that light, I find it simply mindboggling that the ethical commision of Oz gives out a guideline that if the mice/sheep/whatever exhibits human behaviour, it should be killed immediately. I'm really stupified at the (lack of) logic about that. So, when a chimera exhibits a human mind, it is *destroyed*? Well, fuck...so, even if a, say, chimp/human would have the capability to intelligently protest about his treatement, thereby showing human intelligence, it is immediately put to death? So not only is a chimera possibly (mis)treated as an non-sentient animal, it can't make protest about it in an intelligent way, or it is killed? Sounds like a deadly catch-22 to me. What craziness is this? And that from an ethical commission, en plus! Just shows how retarded some ppl are.

      "My second comment argued that humans are not inherently better than any other species."

      I can agree with that, though I should say I'm egocentric enough to feel that I (and other people) are more important then non-sentient animals.

      "I am personally one of those animal rights activists that you mentioned."

      Hpmf. I have some problems with at least some parts of those movements (well, the people within). I often find there is a lack of consistency. For instance, you have those that protest hunting and fishing, but still see no problem in eating meat themselves. I would argue that, if the hunting and fishing is done for food, they have no right to speak. In fact, the breeding of animals for food is WAY less 'ethical', often, then when you go hunting.

      As for yourself: I can't say if you're inconsistent or not. It would depend on why you eat (or don't eat) animals, or why you object to it (or not). In all honesty, I have difficulties reconciling being 'an animals rights activist', and killing them, whether you kill them 'respectfully' or not (they're dead in any case, after all). I do think there is a contradiction there.

      I,for one, eat animals too, but I'm not making excuses. I, too, prefer a clean quick 'respectful' killabove maltreating it, but I'm aware that's more to ease my consciece a bit. Fact is, I'm not sure if eating animals is actually all that ethical...honestly, I suspect those not eating animals (vegetarians and the lot) may, indeed, be on a higher ethical level then myself on this point. I just don't give enough about it (when it aren't apes or dolphins) to pass the oportunity for the taste of a juicy piece of meat. For me, the ultimate line is intelligence/self-awareness, at least on a cognitive level.

      I say this, because, even when a handicapt person would not pass the self-awareness mirror-test, for instance, I wouldn't start eating him. But that's not on a rational level; it's just that I'm conditionned, like everyone else, with mores and ethics of my culture, that go beyond logical ratio. That may, or may not be a good thing, I dunno. For a consistent ethical guideline, you need logic, though. The premise one starts with, however, is, as always, subjective.

      "This has been a fun back-and-forth though."

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    5. Re:well, I don't agree by Goldenfool · · Score: 1

      "Sounds like a deadly catch-22 to me."

      I think I'm finally seeing our middle ground here. My proposition is that if a chimera were created that had human brain tissue, don't slaughter it. Plain and simple, let it live. If it has a human brain, treat it as if it is human. As I said before, we treat beings with far less than a human brain as human, we would just have to get used to a new shape. But then, if its brain is still viable after its natural death, then use it for research/implants/whathaveyou. But let it die in its own time.

      "I often find there is a lack of consistency."

      I find that too in a lot of activist movements. I try to maintain consistancy while minimizing hypocracy. Unfortunatly, I do not know of a local butcher where I can know the person who at least knows the person who slaughtered the animal. I'm forced, due to my location, to buy meat at the grocery store. However, the kind of animal rights I find it particularly necessary to fight for are those who are victims of canned hunting (essentially "hunting" caged animals for sport) or the Canadian Seal Hunt in which 300,000 baby seals (12 days - 12 weeks old) are clubbed for their skins alone, and the carcasses left to rot on the ice. I feel that those are inexcusable violations (according to my own ethical standards) because there is definitely an element of disrespect involved: the animals aren't even eaten.

      Like I said though, I try to be consistant. I don't think eating animals is wrong, I just think they should be treated with respect.

      I also agree with your statement of all ethical premises beginning with subjectivity. I'm not really going to say any more about it, I just agree.

  151. but what would? by N3wsByt3 · · Score: 1

    "In short it isn't just human neurons which make us human but the whole brain development system at work in babies."

    If it's the 'whole brain develoment system' which makes a human human, logic dictates that mentaly handicapt individuals, like, say, those that miss their frontal lobes (creepers in english, I believe), are not humans neither.

    Thus, again following the same logic, it would be fully justified breeding or cloning such handicapt 'persons', and testing on them. In fact, it would be MUCH easier and efficient, to actually use those humans (which aren't humans in accordance with your definition) then to take animals. In any case, since at least some handicapts do not posses a "whole brain development system", those aren't humans, and experimenting on them pose no ethical questions.

    Agreed?

    (I won't invoke the Nazi's, because then the debate is over, I've heard ;-)

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    1. Re:but what would? by logicnazi · · Score: 1

      You are missing the point in several ways.

      First it just isn't the case that there are no ethical questions experimenting in sheep. Our best evidence indicates sheep have experiences and suffer pain similarly to the way we do and thus we have rules about unnecessary cruelty and using anesthisia and the like in labs.

      Secondly you are confusing the question I was answering, will these animals be human like in their cognitive capabilities, with the ethical notion of being human. Likely these are related issues but many people attach ethical import to being born from human parents and other factors for a variety of reasons (avoiding slipperly slopes and the irrational emotional attachment we have to those things we recognize as human).

      Finally when I say that it is the whole brain development system which makes someone human it clearly does not mean there is a sharp dividing line and if you have the full system you are human but if you fall one iota short you are not human. I mean it is the whole development system that makes us human in the same sense that it is all the water in the atlantic which makes it an ocean. Sure taking a cup of water out of the atlantic would reduce its oceanness but not very much.

      So the point is that being human requires a huge number of factors. Just as missing only a few of these does not make someone totally non-human (retarded people) giving a sheep only one of these does not suddenly make it human.

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    2. Re:but what would? by N3wsByt3 · · Score: 1

      "So the point is that being human requires a huge number of factors. Just as missing only a few of these does not make someone totally non-human (retarded people) giving a sheep only one of these does not suddenly make it human."

      Ah, yes, but that only pospones the question. At some point, you will have a chimera that has the same 'whole brain development' as a mentally retarded person. We treat the latter as a human, with rights that we do not give to animals (being killed for experimentation, for instance). And it's not 'one iota' that makes the difference, mind you. There are any number of different mental retardness, of different severity; some light, some very heavy. If you ever worked with handicapt people, you will have an idea what I'm talking about.

      Those that lack their frontal lobes, for instance, do NOT act as a human. They have no coherent thought and show less intelligence then a chimp, and I doubt they would even pass the self aware test with the mirror. Yet, we still consider they have human rights. If you create chimeras with the same (albeit very low) human capacities that those handicapts have - even when it can't really be clearly defined if they are human - shouldn't that chimera have the same rights? When the answer is yes, then it becomes an almost impossible ethical rope-dance, because of the various degrees even a human can be retarded. If the answer is no, then you are basically killing beings with the same (reduced) intelligence of severely retarded people; so clearly, cognitive capabilities can't be the measure to define 'human'. Certainly, the issue is full of ethical problems, far beyond the mere 'do they suffer pain' with normal animals.

      "Likely these are related issues but many people attach ethical import to being born from human parents and other factors for a variety of reasons (avoiding slipperly slopes and the irrational emotional attachment we have to those things we recognize as human)."

      I do not subscribe to that notion, and what's more, I think it is untenable. If the time arrives that a chimera (or an AI, for that matter), can reason, feel empathy, show all the signs of intelligence that a human has, I doubt anyone would claim they do not deserve human rights. (Well, you always would have those people, after all, even today you have those that claim some people do not even deserve the same rights). Regardless, there wouldn't be a basis to claim that, because someone isn't born from human parents, he inherently doesn't deserve any human rights. If that would become law, then chimeras that had 99,99 percent human tissue, and 0,01 percent animal genetics, could be devoided of human rights - even when it shows NO difference (without genetic analysis) that they are chimeras. Basically, it would come down to genetic discrimination, which I don't believe many people subscribe to.

      "Secondly you are confusing the question I was answering, will these animals be human like in their cognitive capabilities, with the ethical notion of being human."

      Ah yes, but those two are inevitable intertwined. That WAS my point: when do you consider a chimera to be 'human'? First of all; what is 'human-like'? As I said with the example of severely mentally handicapt humans: they don't have the cognitive capabilities neither, in some cases. Yet, we consider them to have human rights. What is the difference between a human that is in a vegetative state or only shows animal-like responses, and a chimera that shows the same responses? In both cases, it is not determinable which is human, cognitively speaking.

      Secondly, I do not think it's necessary for a chimera to realise it is (or isn't) human. For instance, say we create a true AI. The AI may recognise that he's not human, but does that mean he doesn't deserve the same rights as humans?

      The problem can't be easily solved: it involves using a premisse when one considers a human 'human' enough to have human rights, and that IS subjective. Therefor, experiments with chimeras that have possible ram

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    3. Re:but what would? by logicnazi · · Score: 1

      Ohh yes I agree completely that we may have to face this question eventually. If for instance instead of growing human brain cells in a sheep they were doing so in higher primates I would not be so unconcerned.

      So yes the ethical questions relating to chimeras need to be dealt with at some point. I was just saying this isn't one of those cases. While it does suggestively raise the issue I don't think this is much different than putting human genes in bacteria to synthesize antibodies. In fact the resulting brain will differ from a normal human brain to a much greater extent than the monkey brain differs from ours. So unless you plan to stop all monkey research until we figure out whether they are really just harry 'humans' or are animals it doesn't make sense to worry about this particular case. Our moral worries should concentrate around the animals which are the closest to us and despite this sheep case that will still be monkeys.

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      I was previously avoiding bringing up my own ethical views about retarded people and people in general since I have some very uncommon views. In essence I am a complete and total utilitarian. So I really do think all ethical problems are about encouraging happy experiences and discouraging unhappy ones and that cognitive ability is only ethically relevant insofar as it affects the human/animals experiental enjoyment. In particular while I expect the intensity of experiences correlates fairly well with cognitive ability in species (smarter creaters generally have more of the violitional/attentional/emotive features we think are associated with conciouss experience) they are not one and the same thing. For instance medical procedures which completely sever the frontal lobes from the rest of the brain destroy most of an individuals reasoning and planning ability but leave intact identity, violition and reported subjective states (for a variety of reasons I tend to believe the neural correlate of conciousness is in the thalamus specifically the intra-laminar nucleas but this is just an educated guess by a top neurosurgen/scientist I found compelling).

      As a result I think the primary reason for moral prohibitions against killing, withholding medical care, or using them in organ experiments in regards to people but not other mammals is because of their societal impact on humans. Thus while both non-human mamals (and people have experiences and suffer pain (though people perhaps more intensly than animals) the reason it is okay to raise animals for food and not people is the suffering this practice would induce in the friends and relatives of the eaten person. Not to mention the suffering which would inflicted by the knowledge a person had they were being raised for food.

      In short the reason it isn't okay just to kill unhappy people (killing happy people would reduce average utility) is because such actions would make their relatives sad and cause other people to fear they too might be killed. Similarly the reason we accord very retarded people all the same protections as other humans is not because of some essential essence of humanity they posses. Rather it is because not according them these rights causes many other people to become upset and worry that they or their loved ones might be treated in a similar manner. Since few people are retarded the cost of caring for them properly and granting them rights is small compared to the amount of distress it would cause if others knew they were being treated as animals.

      So in a very real sense who should get the moral protections afforded to living humans is determined by what society regards as a living human. If society really and truly did not regard someone as a person until they were 1 year of age and felt no more emotional attachment to newborns than to fetuses I would have no problem with 'abortion' up until 1 year. Of course as a matter of fact people are much more bothered by the idea of a newborn being killed than a fetus not to mention the strong attachment people start to d

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  152. Re:well, I don't agree (with paragraphs, sorry) by Goldenfool · · Score: 1

    "blacks have suffered tremendously during hundreds of years because of the bias (and accordingly treatement) whites had about them. None of it was ethical right or justified."

    You are using today's morals and standards and retroactively applying them. Keep in mind that 200 years ago, in the Western world, Africans were thought to be animals. If you had black skin, you were not human. That is how they saw the world and they acted accordingly. TO say that is is morally unjustified is assuming that our morals today are correct and theirs were wrong, but as I said before, public opinion changes as do social standards. Today we would not accept someone going to Africa, kidnapping a 10 year old boy, and bringing him back as slave labor. That is because now we believe that Africans are not animals, but human beings. It took some bloody revolutions to get that sorted out.

    If you're concerned about preventing "unethical" treatment of chimera, consider perhaps the way we treat animals in general. We get very high and mighty when speaking about the differences between humans and animals, but don't pause to think about what we're saying. We try to define "human" in all sorts of ways, but we're really always just circling the issue. We talk about intelligence, but I doubt anyone would deny that Terry Schiavo was a human being just days before she died. However, my girlfriend's parakeets are more intelligent than she was right before she died. Or, if you'd argue that Terry really wasn't human at that point, look at severely retarded people. They may have a vocabulary of several dozen words and are capable of basic emotions. We call them human. But apes can have vocabularies of a few hundred words and show complex emotions and basic social structures. Yet they are apes, monkeys, animals.

    Or perhaps it is our social interactions that make us human. But we form social connections with non-human beings too. We talk to our dogs and cats. They help us when we're upset. And, in fact, more likely than not you wouldn't think to harvest organs from those creatures even though they have nothing that resembles human characteristics.

    If it is strictly biology that makes one human, then the ethical argument has no standing whatsoever. "I will respect this other creature because it has a head like mine, two eyes, a nose, a mouth, and opposable thumbs." That (among other traits) is what it is to be biologically classified as homo sapiens, not human. Our biology is not inherently better, because birds can fly, octopi have eight legs, and horses are bigger, stronger, and faster than us. The only thing you can claim truly sets us apart is our brain, which I mentioned before doesn't really have to be all that powerful in order for us to classify the organism as human. If you can think of other classifications that aren't heinously superficial, I'm open to hearing about them.

    So I throw your question of ethics back at you. Where do we draw the line? If sheep are able to show sentience at all by doing more than just reacting to their environment (although there is an entire branch of psychology that says that's exactly what humans do), does it become morally improper to slaughter them when it was fine before? Why is it acceptable to kill them now even if they don't have thought that we are able to discern? Will Americans 200 years from now look back at us and describe our treatment of animals and plants as neither "ethical, right or justified"?

  153. It's not the Grossout factor: its the ignorance by mrmowen · · Score: 1
    If there's one thing scientific advancements have proven, it's that scientists just like everyone else, are a bit arrogant.

    We stuff around with genetics the way toddlers play with daddy's guns: we don't know what the hell we're doing. Some are foolish enough to think they understand it, but humans are hardly beginning to understand the simplest of aspects of biology.

    Let's just be a bit sensible about this stuff. Think about the issues involved. Get the benefits without problems that outweigh them.

  154. Pimp my Pet! by Timberwolf0122 · · Score: 0

    Okay we done taken your moggie and put 18" paws, lowered the ride, put a fat pipe on the back, installed an X-Box and given that old black fur a new flame/chrome twist. Oh and be for I forget. "I for one welcome our new super intelegent day-glow sheep overlords"

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  155. heh by N3wsByt3 · · Score: 1

    You do realise that many would consider that your viewpoint is rather a-moralthen anything else, I hope?

    I can't subscribe to many of your statements, because I do not agree with the premise you start with. I do agree with the logic behind your reasoning, however.

    But, as I said before, that is, on its own, rather subjective.

    You take the suffering it causes etc. as guideline, but there is nothing inherently objective about that. One could as well argue, that the suffering of others don't matter, and the only thing of importance is what you (as a perpetrator) feel. If you don't feel bothered, then everything is ok. That way, Nazi's can kill jews, because they're jews, whites can kill blacks, because for them the color of their skin makes the essential difference, not the suffering that they cause to their victims or their relatives. A pathological serial killer could kill everyone, but as long as he is happy, and that was his premisse, he is not doing anything 'wrong' or 'unethical', viewed from his stance.

    So, you see, consistency can be achieved, even though allmost all people (exept perhaps the peretrators) would think it is unethical. Therefor, I think it's necessary to agree on a premise first. I, for one, am of the opinion that the unsettling effect it has on people or relatives, is not the determining fact, when you try to establish a rationale for a consistent ethical behaviour.

    I can exept that premise (as a matter of logic) is used by people, as long as they don't contradict themselves. But frankly, I doubt many could. Let's say YOU *are* on an island with a depressed human being. Would you really kill that man/woman/child? I doubt it. Maybe you could argue that's because you would feel guilty, but the perverse effect of that kind of ethic is, that those with the least morals behave the most ethical. In that view, a ruthless killer who feels no remorse or guilt, who kills people (that have no family/friends, and aren't missed) in their sleep, could be considerd as being a very ethical person.

    I really can't subscribe to that premise. Yes, it is true that, if all people considered killing a 1 year old as being normal, one could argue it's ethical (within your reasoning). But, basically, that's what large groups of people have said about other groups of people, when they massacred them. And if you don't recognise blacks/jews/etc. as people, and their feelings not as 'real human feelings', basically, you can't say they are unethical nor inconsistent, viewed from their perspective.

    Viewed from my ethical system (and premise), they most definately ARE, however. To know what premise is more correct, one would have to look at the inconsistencies when that premise is applied, me thinks. For instance, if you consider jews as not being human, but you define the human race in a biological context (where species can interbreed), then you will have trouble explaining how it is possible that a jew and a german can have a child, if one is of the human race, and the other not. this is true for every premise. If you find my examples of the murderer/nazi's etc., as being showcases of unethical behaviour, even when following your reasoning, then there is something wrong with the premise (or with the reasoning).

    So I do belive it's possible that one can discern the better of the used premises, but on the other hand, it can't be excluded that some premises and consequent reasonings are fully consistent, yet, diametrically oposed to another, equally consistent viewpoint.

    I don't see that quite in your reasoning, however. For instance, you say:

    "This too explains why one might want to immediatly kill any chimera exhibiting human traits, since it would be maturing from childhood hopefully it could be killed before realizing its situation."

    If you consider this ethical behaviour, one should consider killing (handicapt) babies, before they realise their situation, as being ethical too. When you claim that that would be unethical, because it evokes distress with other people, then the killing of chimeras is unethical too, because it causes distres with me (and aparently a lot of other people, seen the responses). So, whatever way you turn it, it is either ethical, or unethical, in *both* cases.

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    1. Re:heh by logicnazi · · Score: 1

      A couple clarifications.

      First while surely one can't derive the principle I suggested from pure logic this has not bearing on whether or not it is objectively true. One shouldn't confuse epistemology and metaphysics. All moral theories make a claim to objective truth (well except nihlism/pure relativism) the question is just which one is right.

      Also since I tend to believe the average happiness is positive killing off everyone would reduce the future average happiness.

      Secondly, I did not mean to imply that any societal deciscion about who is human and who is not is equally good. In particular the entire point is to avoid the suffering of grief and forseen doom/danger. Thus excluding any group who is capable of realizing their exclusion and be upset about it from the societal definition of human is therefore wrong. What perhaps would have been a better way to say what I meant is that the minimum group that needs to not be murdered etc.. are those people capable of understanding and fearing their murder but the extension to children and the severely retarded is just societal convention (though of course in some socities one convention may pragmatically be better than another).

      I don't know if I would actually kill said depressed person. Since I'm sure I would feel guilty (irrationally or not) it would probably be on whole a bad thing for me. In any case this is irrelevant, most christians would not actually martyr themselves rather than renounce their faith but this doesn't mean this isn't still the standard they strive towards.

      Finally in the Chimera case I suspect the very existance of the Chimera would cause a great deal of distress in many people. Killing it early would alleviate much of this distress because they would not see it acting fully human like (b/c it is killed before fully developed) and this would probably reduce the number of people who get emotionally involved in the question. Moreover, I suspect that people like you would feel some distress at this result but I submit this is alot less intense than the distress disabled people would feel upon learning that someone had been killed just because they are retarded.

      Regardless of what you think is right clearly many people would not accord a chimera the full emotional regard they do a human. This means the harm from killing a chimera will be much lower.

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    2. Re:heh by N3wsByt3 · · Score: 1

      "First while surely one can't derive the principle I suggested from pure logic this has not bearing on whether or not it is objectively true."

      No, the reasoning on itself may be true (in a logical sense). But that doesn't mean the premise you start with is true. All premises are subjective (I agree with that, if you mean that). It follows that there is no objective truth, as a premise. To have any sense in what is more correct then something else, one has to look at the underlying consistentcy of the argumentation and logic, thus. If you follow your premise to its logical conclusion in all its aspects, then I can not counteragrue that you are more or less wrong then I am, if I use my premise and act/reason accordingly. ultimately, as I said, we could be both 'right', even when we come to different conclusion, because each uses a diferent startingpoint. My additional point however, is, that most people wouldn't be able to follow your reasoning consistently, even if they wanted too (see below).

      "Regardless of what you think is right clearly many people would not accord a chimera the full emotional regard they do a human. This means the harm from killing a chimera will be much lower."

      But that is unsuitable for having a consistent ethical principle. "Much lower", according to whome? What is the level necessary to be a determining factor in making it unethical? Is there some magical threshold of feeling distressed? Some inherent distress-level at which something becomes unethical or not?

      I don't think so. If it's a matter af gradation, then you have no objective means to declare the distress people feel about killing severely handicapt people is enough to make it unethical, but the distress that people feel about killing chimera with human behaviour, is unsufficient to warrant the conclusion that it isn't unethical. This does not make sense.

      Secondly: You're, in fact, arguing a self-fulfilling definition: if it's distress/hurt that people feel which makes all the difference, then there is no principle to be followed. Thus, whether or not it starts out to be ethical, doesn't matter. As you are well aware, people are dynamic in nature and influencable. So, basically, if people like me and others who feel it's not right can make it more clear, be it by logic or emotional grounds, that it is ethically wrong, then this will augment the distress people feel, when such unethical things happen. If the distress augments, then it becomes ethically wrong, even if it wasn't at first (according to your theory).

      So, from my standpoint, not only do I have to protest on principal ethical grounds, but the more people I can convince it's unethical (with the accompanying distress), the more it becomes actually unethical, according to your own reasoning, even.

      Well, excuse me if I keep finding it unethical, then. I mean, even if you disagree now, if enough people see it as unethical and feel emotionally shaken by it, I'll be right after all. ;-)

      And, btw, you make assertions I do not agree with. I think most humans WOULD accord a chimera, certainly those with human cognitive abilities, full human rights. And the part of the human race that doesn't agree, would still be handling unethical. (And, if we feel strong enough about it, we would be right, even according to your reasoning).

      "In particular the entire point is to avoid the suffering of grief and forseen doom/danger."

      No, it isn't. You see, you start with a premise that I don't agree with. This is what I meant with the examples of Nazi's and pathological murderers, etc. THEY can say: it's not about the grief, it's about my own pleasure, or my ideology, etc. What can you say then? At most, that it isn't ethical in your book - but it could still be logical when you use their premise.

      Well, I don't agree it is solely about suffering or not. As I said, that would imply that killing someone (whome no one would really miss) in his sleep (so he himself doesn't feel distressed), would be ethic

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