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  1. Cosmos Magazine reports on 'Death Star' Aimed at Earth · · Score: 5, Funny

    >> Cosmos Magazine reports

    Other articles include:

    10 Fabulous Handbags for the Apocalypse
    Is Your Man Cheating? Find Out With A Quantum Telescope.
    Lose Weight Fast - New Dark Matter Diet.

  2. Re:Cue the 3AM jokes... on One in Ten Americans Are Chronically Sleep Deprived · · Score: 1
  3. Good excuse on More Spacecraft Velocity Anomalies · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'm sorry officer; I was experiencing a velocity anomaly.

  4. Re:To Be used by Which Application? on Sandia Wants To Build Exaflop Computer · · Score: 1

    I'd search for large primes.

  5. Blue Balls on Will Wright's Spore To Release Sept. 7th · · Score: 3, Funny

    >> Will Wright's Spore To Release Sept. 7th

    If he waits that long, he's going to have a hell of a case of blue balls.

  6. Re:A 50 inch TV? That just makes it easy on Men Willing to Give up Sex for a 50in TV · · Score: 1

    In a similar survey, half of British women were willing to give up sex for six months in exchange for a 15% discount on new shoes.

  7. Not Superman on Birds Give a Lesson to Plane Designers · · Score: 1

    It's a bird! It's a plane! It's...it's...ohnoitsroland.

  8. Re:Simple Solution on eBay to Drop Negative Feedback on Buyers · · Score: 1

    Excellent post & would read again AAAAAAAAA+++++++++!!!!!!

  9. Re:Déjà vu? on Master Diebold Key Copied From Web Site · · Score: 1

    So you're saying this is Diebold news?

  10. Re:lolwut on Ron Paul Campaign Answers Slashdot Reader Questions · · Score: 5, Funny

    >> Who is actually answering these questions here?

    It's Ru Paul, and the answers are fabulous.

  11. Re:If you've done nothing wrong on FBI To Spend $1B Expanding Fingerprint Database · · Score: 1

    In that case, it sounds safe to sent them a xerox of my butt print.

  12. Re:Jetpacks are just a bad idea on The Truth About New Jet Pack Hype · · Score: 1

    >> Just because it looks cool in a Bond movie doesn't mean that it will ever be practical in real life.

    I suppose this means a rocket launcher mounted on my 'burb beater is out of the question too.

  13. Re:2,000 feet, not pounds. on George Lawrence Photography Revisited · · Score: 1

    Same here. I usually just round 2000 feet to 2000 lbs, and the margin of error is too small to matter.

    Now back my calculations for the next Mars mission...

  14. Re:Oota Goota, Troll Tracker? on Lawyer Puts $10k Bounty on Blogger's Identity · · Score: 1

    >> a half eaten french fry

    Which half?

  15. The 1000 Gnomes Project on The 1000 Genomes Project · · Score: 1

    > The 1000 Gnomes Project

    They probably stole them from gardens all over town and then set them up in various suggestive poses on the town hall lawn.

  16. Re:Say what you want... on World of Warcraft Hits 10 Million Subscribers · · Score: 1

    > World of Warcraft Hits 10 Million Subscribers

    Wow!

  17. What's it going to be called? on Information Requested for NASA-Based MMORPG · · Score: 5, Funny

    >> a NASA-themed MMORPG of its own.

    What's it going to be called, My Space?

  18. Re:I can hear the excuses already... on Green Light for Human/Animal Hybrids · · Score: 5, Funny

    Q: Why to Scotsmen wear the kilt?

    A: So the sheep don't hear a zipper.

  19. Re:Peak Everything on Helium Crisis Approaching · · Score: 2, Funny

    > Peak Everything
    > End of the World
    > Things Could Go Poorly

    hey! stop using up our precious reserves of capital letters!

  20. Re:Ba dum bum on Hubble Finds Double Einstein Ring · · Score: 1

    Are you saying those pesky Double Einstein Rings are caused by Bose-Einstein consendate on the ouside of the scientist's Einsteins?

  21. Re:Do you have Peltier on a chip? on Startup Offers Peltier-On-Chip · · Score: 1

    >> Peltier on a chip

    I was thinking that was one of them there fancy French hors d'orves.

  22. Re:hmm on Alienware's Curved Monitor · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    p Ron Hubbard?

  23. COPS on NASA Spacecraft Set to Shine Spotlight on Mercury · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    >> NASA Spacecraft Set to Shine Spotlight on Mercury

    Why does this make me think police helicopter?

    Bad boys bad boys
    Watcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do
    when they come for you

  24. Expensive!! on Bill Gates and Microsoft Fund Telescope · · Score: 1

    >> Bill Gates... donated $30 million to an ambitious telescope

    Talk about an expensive subsitute phallus. Most guys just buy a Corvette and get over it.

  25. Clippy on Microsoft Patents Frustration-Detection System · · Score: 4, Funny
    It looks like you're feeling frustrated. Would you like to:
    • Say bad words
    • Ctrl-Alt-Del
    • Reinstall operating system
    • Smash monitor and keyboard