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Bah. Disney is a Mickey Mouse operation.
A Mammoth? That's huge.
Yeah but, Smarm Theory made the cover of "OMG-i-heart-ponies Magazine" this month.
>> Why is US citizenship required?That's because it is a ripoff. You can get training free, without U.S. citizenship in many Middle Eastern countries.
>> life forms that are optimized for alcohol productionMy brother in law is optimized for alcohol consumption. Perhaps they could just reverse his genetic code.
>> Yes, I too will buy this free CD.I'm in. Any CD by Prince will surely be worth the money!
>> plastic... broken down into... combustible gasTry feeding your dog a (small) Lego. It has the same effect. For almost a week.
I take it you're Ande?
>> InkJet Printers Lying, Or Just Wrong?HP = lyingEpson = wrong
>> 320000 heads of lettuce per mile/gallonBoy, these CAFE standards are getting arcane.
A more elegant solution would be to trade the family cow for some magic beans.
Pigs on taaaaaaape...
Don't think of it as lazy. Think of it as freeing up a second hand to reach for the Kleenex.
Thank you, Ric Romero.
>> CEO Feargus UrquhartDamn! I was going to use that name! Can I be Paladin Feargus Urquhart instead?
>> Lets forget all the weird flames and just think about what a great adventure Star Wars has been.Yeah, but no spoilers please!
>> 4245 8611 9994 1245That's amazing. I've got the same combination on my luggage.
>> So how exactly did he wind up getting a $400 fine, community service, and a diversion sentence out of it?Well, you know what they say..."Stupidity is 17/32nds of the law".
>> if you talk shit about your old girlfriend to your new one, then your new one will wonder what you will say about herplus>> Use your experience @ your last company as a platform from which to inquire into practices at the new employer.equals"So, are you a psycho bitch from hell like my last girlfriend?"
When I can't talk on my phone while drinking a cup of coffee, and reading the paper, and watching TV, while driving to work in my SUV... the terrorists have won.
Many people swear by French Press, yet I've tried that method several times and the coffee always comes out tasting vile. What's the secret?
>> a sort of artificial blood substitute<Mr. Announcer Voice> We've replaced Bob's regular blood with new SangKa blood substitute. Let's see if he notices... </Mr. Announcer Voice>
>> ...thrown in a cardboard box and having a tree plotted over you...When the tree reaches maturity, it is choped into a few cords of firewood, which are then shot into space.
Now you can sort your spam by "most valuable offers first".
>> How Would You Benchmark an IT/IS Department?1. Coversheets per TPS report2. PHBs per employee3. Salesmen per serverHigher is better for all metrics.
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Bah. Disney is a Mickey Mouse operation.
A Mammoth? That's huge.
Yeah but, Smarm Theory made the cover of "OMG-i-heart-ponies Magazine" this month.
>> Why is US citizenship required?
That's because it is a ripoff. You can get training free, without U.S. citizenship in many Middle Eastern countries.
>> life forms that are optimized for alcohol production
My brother in law is optimized for alcohol consumption. Perhaps they could just reverse his genetic code.
>> Yes, I too will buy this free CD.
I'm in. Any CD by Prince will surely be worth the money!
>> plastic... broken down into... combustible gas
Try feeding your dog a (small) Lego. It has the same effect. For almost a week.
I take it you're Ande?
>> InkJet Printers Lying, Or Just Wrong?
HP = lying
Epson = wrong
>> 320000 heads of lettuce per mile/gallon
Boy, these CAFE standards are getting arcane.
A more elegant solution would be to trade the family cow for some magic beans.
Pigs on taaaaaaape...
Don't think of it as lazy. Think of it as freeing up a second hand to reach for the Kleenex.
Thank you, Ric Romero.
>> CEO Feargus Urquhart
Damn! I was going to use that name! Can I be Paladin Feargus Urquhart instead?
>> Lets forget all the weird flames and just think about what a great adventure Star Wars has been.
Yeah, but no spoilers please!
>> 4245 8611 9994 1245
That's amazing. I've got the same combination on my luggage.
>> So how exactly did he wind up getting a $400 fine, community service, and a diversion sentence out of it?
Well, you know what they say..."Stupidity is 17/32nds of the law".
>> if you talk shit about your old girlfriend to your new one, then your new one will wonder what you will say about her
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>> Use your experience @ your last company as a platform from which to inquire into practices at the new employer.
equals
"So, are you a psycho bitch from hell like my last girlfriend?"
When I can't talk on my phone while drinking a cup of coffee, and reading the paper, and watching TV, while driving to work in my SUV... the terrorists have won.
Many people swear by French Press, yet I've tried that method several times and the coffee always comes out tasting vile. What's the secret?
>> a sort of artificial blood substitute
<Mr. Announcer Voice> We've replaced Bob's regular blood with new SangKa blood substitute. Let's see if he notices... </Mr. Announcer Voice>
>> ...thrown in a cardboard box and having a tree plotted over you...
When the tree reaches maturity, it is choped into a few cords of firewood, which are then shot into space.
Now you can sort your spam by "most valuable offers first".
>> How Would You Benchmark an IT/IS Department?
1. Coversheets per TPS report
2. PHBs per employee
3. Salesmen per server
Higher is better for all metrics.