My employer tried a more realistic flu simulation last winter. If you picked the red marble you put it back and went about your day. If you picked the black marble, you had to lick it first.
Nichole R. Nason, administrator of the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration, told reporters today, "Since I won't talk to you, just make up a bunch of shit for attribution. However, please don't talk about my goat-porn fetish or my al-Qaeda affiliation".
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>> The Maglev in Shanghai... is great fun
:)
Sure, but it's a mag-lev; it's not like you can use your laptop onboard.
Serious gamers all keep kleenex right by their computers to, uh, dry their sweaty palms.
A bomb?
Oil.
>> And just what constitutes 'relevant professional experience.'?
Being a space cadet.
I'm holding out for a processor that goes to 11.
If you're running a reasonably robust firewall, shouldn't the OS be unable to call home?
Is it true that 2clix eats puppies and kittens for breakfast?
>> Sleep: Press sleep/wake button briefly. Off: Hold button for several seconds, slide red slider control that shows up.
Or press up, up, down, left, down, up, left, right, right, down.
>> 30 second commercials for things such as "the letter T"
I'd like to buy a vowel, please.
My employer tried a more realistic flu simulation last winter. If you picked the red marble you put it back and went about your day. If you picked the black marble, you had to lick it first.
>> USA Today is running a pretty good article
Also, pigs soar above the frozen wasteland that was hell.
Nichole R. Nason, administrator of the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration, told reporters today, "Since I won't talk to you, just make up a bunch of shit for attribution. However, please don't talk about my goat-porn fetish or my al-Qaeda affiliation".
>> The gravity is wrong.
>> The solar radiation is wrong.
>> The atmospheric pressure is wrong.
>> The soil chemistry is all wrong.
You're right. Clearly we should try colonizing the sun first.
Google allows you to overlay a map of the nearest Starbucks on the night sky.
Unless you need more than four pieces of toast.
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Snark at 11
>> Really, my government is just a way for some Assholes with too much time on their hands to make money off everyone else.
>> When I made myself a pair out of paper-towels... insisted, I take them off too...
Yeah, well, they won't let me wear my tin-foil shoes either.
Just think of the energy savings if they had made it the black screen of death.
>> rather be subdued by:
f) Cowboy Neal
Also try Minesweeper and Tetris.
>> how many of you guys use a password like YwMCU07D
Thanks, jerk. Now I have to go change the combination on my luggage.
No, OLPC and Intel are simply joining forces to create the new Soylent processor - One Child Inside(TM).
>> but artists are starving and may soon be forced to eat babies
So can you copyright this as performance art?