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  1. Re:Oil Companies on Quantum Dot Recipe May Lead To Cheaper Solar Panels · · Score: 1

    >> "pure evil"

    Yes, evil, much like science, can be either pure or applied.

  2. Re:There's no way it's 300 million years old on World's Largest Fossil Forest, and One of the Oldest · · Score: 5, Funny

    >> C) The easter bunny is apparently just a human invention

    Die, you infidel!

  3. The internet on A Succinct Definition of the Internet? · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Porn and spam occasionally interspersed with content.

  4. Southern Grammar Nazis on Cancer Fighting Drug Found in Dirt · · Score: 1

    "Yew trees" ain't right; it's "y'all y'all's trees", yuh damn Yank!

  5. Eben Moglen on Eben Moglen Leaving the FSF · · Score: 1

    Eben Moglen - sounds like someone with 97 HP and a mace of disruption.

  6. Re:Cheaper Chunnel? on The World's Longest Tunnel · · Score: 1

    >> a few million people all trying to constantly drive back and forth over the construction site and complaining that the work is too noisy

    Sounds like trying to post on slashdot.

  7. Re:The one percent factor... on NASA Probe Validates Einstein Within 1% · · Score: 4, Funny

    >> genius is 1% and perspiration is 99%.

    My sweaty Uncle Phil must have a 198 IQ.

  8. Bad Math Causes Explosion at CERN Collider on Bad Math Causes Explosion at CERN Collider · · Score: 2, Funny

    A bunch of Mathheads cook up a bad batch in their laboratory and it explodes. I think we've seen this story on the news before.

  9. Re:Gmail on What's Your Site Rotation? · · Score: 1

    Go check your hotmail account. You got plenty of email there for sure.

  10. Re:Badgers? on Nano Scale Artworks · · Score: 1

    Sure we do. How are we going to settle the medieval debate over how many badgers can dance on the head of a pin?

  11. Creating it is only half the battle on A Million-Dollar Laptop Created · · Score: 5, Funny

    Now if we could just figure out how to provide one of these for each undernourished, undereducated child in Africa.

  12. Re:All 50 States? on Borders Closes the Books on Amazon · · Score: 2, Funny

    >> Amazon collects sales taxes only on books sold in Washington, North Dakota, Kentucky and Kansas.

    Amazon built facilities in four states. In three of those states the populace can't read. That's kind of odd.

  13. Ecological disaster on Strange Bedfellows Fight Ethanol Subsidies · · Score: 2, Funny

    >> greens, hippies, libertarians, and livestock producers

    We can only hope they don't interbreed.

  14. Re:Eternity on Stephen Hawking Says Universe Created from Nothing · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Eternity is a very long time, especially towards the end."

    I think we've all sat through a few lectures like that.

  15. Re:Add one to that on 9 Laws of Physics That Don't Apply in Hollywood · · Score: 1

    You shoulda been there when I tricked my cousin into peeing on our electric fence.

  16. Roll your own on Adventuresome or "Hands On" Careers in Tech? · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Go start your own business. If you succeed you can kiss the cube farm by forever. If you fail you'll feel grateful only having to work 50 hours a week, even if it is under fluorescent lighting.

  17. Re:For 12 Qwest Coins on Amazon Launches Answers Service Beta · · Score: 1

    Huh? I... I don't know that. Auuuuuuuugh!

  18. For 12 Qwest Coins on Amazon Launches Answers Service Beta · · Score: 2, Funny

    What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

  19. Re:So did he actually say that stuff on Golfer Sues Over Vandalized Wikipedia Entry · · Score: 4, Funny

    So has he stopped beating his wife?

  20. Re:Image mirror on Colossal Squid Landed Intact In Antarctica · · Score: 2, Funny

    Eewwww! That is hideous and disgusting!

    The squid is rather repulsive too.

  21. Re:More than Australia on Australia Outlaws Incandescent Light Bulb · · Score: 1

    >> ...there's a legislator in California proposing the same idea...

    Q: How many Californians does it take to change every fricken lightbulb in the state?
    A: None. All the janitors in California are Mexican.

  22. Piracy? In school? on Teacher Avoids Getting Sent to Siberia For Piracy · · Score: 5, Funny

    >> Teacher Avoids Getting Sent to Siberia For Piracy

    Clearly they are not teaching the three "Arrrrr!"s in school these days.

  23. Re:What about opera users? on Google Docs to support Powerpoint · · Score: 4, Insightful

    >> How long do you think we will need to wait before they begin supporting it?

    W.A.G. of the day: The more mobile devices browse, the more mainstream Opera will become.

  24. Re:We have two evil trends converging here on US Set on Expansion of Security DNA Collection · · Score: 1

    >> puts tinfoil hat back on and crawls back under the bed.

    Paranoia is an artifice of the aluminum industry.

  25. John McPhee on Scientists Attempt To Calm Volcano · · Score: 1

    John McPhee's book The Control of Nature has a large section on Icelanders' attempts to divert lava flows from a town and harbor. It's a heck of a good read if disaster science turns you on.

    http://www.johnmcphee.com/controlofnature.htm