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Star Wars is 30 Years Old

javipas writes "On May 25th, 1977 the first film of the Star Wars Saga was released to theaters. Thirty years later, and celebrations are being held all around the globe. Wired has a series of articles entitled The Empire at 30, and many fans are posting about this particular birthday. For example, you can see the best 30 clips made by fans to celebrate this anniversary. The BBC is chronicling the journey of one man who had never seen Star Wars before. IGN has a rundown on some of the highlights of the Celebration convention, running this weekend."

223 comments

  1. 30 years old by svendsen · · Score: 5, Funny

    and like most of its fan base...still a virgin....

    1. Re:30 years old by nuzak · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      > and like most of its fan base...still a virgin....

      Dude, Lucas started groping up Star Wars when he threw in the Ewoks. After the prequel trilogy, Star Wars is about as much used goods as Michael Jordan's shoes after a game.

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    2. Re:30 years old by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't understand. Can you explain that analogy in cars?

    3. Re:30 years old by truthsearch · · Score: 4, Funny

      I understand your Star Wars reference, but who is this "Jordan" that you speak of and what game does he play? Why would his shoes wear down from playing a video game?

    4. Re:30 years old by king-manic · · Score: 1

      I think your mistaking Star Wars with Star trek. It's a easy mistake.

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    5. Re:30 years old by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think you should shut the fuck up if you know what's good for you......DICK HOLE!!!!

    6. Re:30 years old by nuzak · · Score: 2, Funny

      Way to make me feel old, kid. Now get off my lawn.

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    7. Re:30 years old by Game_Ender · · Score: 2, Informative

      Check out 'Chad Vader - Day Shift Manager' it more funny than you would believe.

    8. Re:30 years old by Richy_T · · Score: 1

      The First will be with you, always.

      Rich

    9. Re:30 years old by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      30 years old and still not in the public domain. What is wrong with this? Copyright.

      I think it was last year that the webcomic Diesel Sweeties had a takedown request sent to them regarding a T-shirt they were selling of what appeared to be R2, I think it was called Robot Jesus. Not sure on that part though. The author removed the shirt stating he did not have the financing to fight it.

      And now there is movements to strengthen copyrights? Messed up country we are in.

    10. Re:30 years old by Trent+Hawkins · · Score: 0

      after the Prequels, animated TV shows, games and toys... I'd say it's been thoroughly raped.

    11. Re:30 years old by Grimbleton · · Score: 1

      You can take your particle-of-the-week and shove it up your warp coils. Jerk!

    12. Re:30 years old by Mathness · · Score: 1

      I would guess that he is a gamer who reeeeaally likes to play Dance Dance Revolution all day long, and might be famous on youtube or somesuch.
      Maybe he could get Nike to sponsor him, or with luck get some named after him and show him in ads wearing his Nike DDR Jordans while playing the game.

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    13. Re:30 years old by anthonyc3cil · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      classical movie, i play starcraft just after see this movie _________________ iPod Converter http://www.ipodconverter.com/

  2. I feel a disturbance in the force... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...it's like a million geeks all came at once, and then were silent.

    (got to remember to check pa)

  3. star wars virgin by stoolpigeon · · Score: 2, Insightful

    that was pretty funny - but i'm having trouble believing that he not only hasn't seen the film but was so clueless about plot, characters, etc.

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    1. Re:star wars virgin by jellomizer · · Score: 1

      I don't see it that far. I just recently watched Planet of the Apes for the first time. Other then that the only think I knew about it was Ape men and a statue of liberity. And the name Dr. Zaion. From the simpsons Planet of the Apes musical. There are other movies that have influnced modern culture like Star Wars that a lot of people never watched. Or events that happened in real life that people missed and concepts become part of our lexicon but not knowing why. Terms like Drinking Koolaid.

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    2. Re:star wars virgin by dryueh · · Score: 1

      Tony Long, over at Wired, posted a similar article that address those very concerns. From that article: To say I went into the movie clueless, though, wouldn't be accurate. You can't have lived in this world for as long as I have without being exposed to some of the fallout from this pop-culture phenomenon. Just like you can't avoid being exposed to radiation from time to time. ANYWAY!

    3. Re:star wars virgin by eln · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I think this guy was a friend of the reporter looking to get himself in an international news story.

      2 and a half minutes into the movie he says he gets his first glimpse of the droids he ALREADY KNOWS are called C-3PO and R2-D2, but he doesn't know which is which. So obviously he's had at least some exposure to Star Wars before, even if just through pop culture references. However, I have a really hard time believing that he was able to glean the (rather cryptic) names of two droids from pop culture, but didn't know that Vader was Luke's father (he ends the article apparently still under the impression that Vader killed Luke's father). After all, what reference is more prevalent in pop culture, the droids or "Luke, I am your father"?

      I think this guy knows more about the franchise, but is concealing that knowledge to make for a better story.

    4. Re:star wars virgin by grub · · Score: 1


      I think he's trying to hard to look oblivious. This quote:
      Darth Vader is out of the picture - without any mention of what happened to Luke's dad, mind you
      sounds far too contrived.

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    5. Re:star wars virgin by drinkypoo · · Score: 2, Funny

      And the name Dr. Zaion. From the simpsons Planet of the Apes musical.

      Except it's Dr. Zaius.

      You may hand in your geek card at the door.

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    6. Re:star wars virgin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      After all, what reference is more prevalent in pop culture, the droids or "Luke, I am your father"?

      That's not the question you are looking for.

    7. Re:star wars virgin by Rycross · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I don't know about that. People are frequently floored when I tell them that I don't know who movie star X or pop singer Y is. Its possible for people to be disconnected from certain spheres of popular culture if they simply don't have any interest in them. Additionally, I can't recall Star Wars being often quoted outside of nerd culture, despite it having mass appeal.

    8. Re:star wars virgin by elrous0 · · Score: 1
      That guy is so obviously full of shit.

      First of all, Hand was presented the obvious love interest for Leia, even in the first film (though there is a bit of a "love triangle" game between her Han and Luke). He's obviously just having a bit of fun with it, and already knows about Luke and Leia.

      Secondly, he calls it a "cliffhanger," when it was no such thing. The first Star Wars film was a self-contained film, and didn't set up for a sequel (that was Empire Strikes Back). Even the "Vader recovers control of his fighter" bit was added later, as was the "Episode IV" in the opening crawl. It's pretty clear here that he's not even watching the original, but the crappy "Special Edition"

      Thirdly, the "Darth Vader is out of the picture - without any mention of what happened to Luke's dad" comment is the real dead giveaway. Ben tells Luke EXACTLY what happened to his dad. And there would be no reason to doubt him unless you already knew what follows in Empire Strikes Back.

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    9. Re:star wars virgin by multipartmixed · · Score: 1

      Female Nurse Ape: Ooh, help me Dr. Zaius!
      Apes: [in unison] Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius
      Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius
      Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius
      Oh... Dr. Zaius
      Ape: Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius.

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    10. Re:star wars virgin by multipartmixed · · Score: 2, Funny

      > First of all, Hand was presented the obvious love interest for Leia,

      No offence, dude, but Carrie Fischer was hot enough in the late '70s that NOBODY would have thought that the hand-solo was her primary sexual outlet.

      I'll bet she could've even gotten a rise out of that pansy droid, '3PO.

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    11. Re:star wars virgin by Richy_T · · Score: 1

      I happened to watch the "original theatrical release" version last week and Vader did regain control. What has to be remembered is that back then there was no video to rewind with so there was a whole debate going on about whether Vader survived for a sequel.

      Rich

    12. Re:star wars virgin by DerekLyons · · Score: 1

      I don't know about that. People are frequently floored when I tell them that I don't know who movie star X or pop singer Y is. Its possible for people to be disconnected from certain spheres of popular culture if they simply don't have any interest in them.

      Bingo! I know folks who start talking about "Billy" or "Bobbie" or whoever (that I've never heard of) with great familiarity - and when I ask, it turns out to be a character on American Idol or some other 'reality' show. A genre which, with the exception of Deadliest Catch, I actively avoid.
       
       

      Additionally, I can't recall Star Wars being often quoted outside of nerd culture, despite it having mass appeal.

      And that's the truth - for the most part cultural fads come and go pretty quickly in the general public, even multi-year megablockbusters like the Star Wars franchise. Some, like Homer's "Do'h!" a few hang around for a long time - but they are the exceptions, not the rule. (As well as being reinforced because the show is still on the air - and Star Wars isn't.)
       
      Nerd culture on the other hand seems to never let anything go.
    13. Re:star wars virgin by Blondie-Wan · · Score: 1

      Even the "Vader recovers control of his fighter" bit was added later, as was the "Episode IV" in the opening crawl. It's pretty clear here that he's not even watching the original, but the crappy "Special Edition"


      It's clear from his references to "dinosaurs" in Mos Eisley and the like that he's watching the "Special Edition" or, more likely, the 2004 DVD version (similar but not identical to the 1997 SE), and it's true "Episode IV: A New Hope" was added after the original release (it was just Star Wars in 1977; it got the full title in 1981), but the final shots of Vader surviving the battle and recovering control of his spinning TIE were always in the movie. That wasn't added later.

    14. Re:star wars virgin by pasde · · Score: 0

      Additionally, I can't recall Star Wars being often quoted outside of nerd culture, [...] Uh? Is Toy Story 2 (http://imdb.com/title/tt0120363/) nerdy?

      Buzz Lightyear: You killed my father.
      Emperor Zurg: No Buzz, I am your father.
      Buzz Lightyear: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
    15. Re:star wars virgin by The+One+and+Only · · Score: 1

      A genre which, with the exception of Deadliest Catch, I actively avoid.

      This week, we're going to harvest crabs in dangerous seas! Next week: harvesting crabs in dangerous seas!

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    16. Re:star wars virgin by DerekLyons · · Score: 1

      If only it were that simple.

    17. Re:star wars virgin by LordVader717 · · Score: 1

      Dr. Zaius: Can I play the Piano any more?

      Ape: Why of course you can

      Dr. Zaius: Well I couldn't before

  4. The Good Times & The Bad Times by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Let us all thank Mr. Lucas for the good times and the bad times.

    From the first time I saw A New Hope to that fateful day May 19, 1999 when I was raped in the middle of a public movie theater in my hometown. Well, I wasn't raped actually, but that's what I've repressed the memory of seeing The Phantom Menace with. Please don't make me recall the actual movie, please!

    May the force be with you.

  5. In the words of a man greater than I, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "....Impressive."

  6. Am I the only one who.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ..read "On May 25th, 1977 the first film of the Star Wars Saga was released to HATERS."? Maybe it's a sign of the times..

  7. Ha by Mycroft_514 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    On this day 30 years ago, I took a girl to go see it as my first date. We were all riding back from our high school senior picnic, and she asked about the book I was reading (the novelization), so I took her to the movie.

    The second movie I took my fiancee too, and by the third movie we were married.

    So much for your theory.

    1. Re:Ha by heinousjay · · Score: 5, Funny

      Why is it that people get so defensive about the fact that they have sex? I mean, congratulations, dude. You've managed to complete your default bodily programming. You win. I guess.

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    2. Re:Ha by svendsen · · Score: 3, Funny

      Wonder what would have happened had it been episodes 1 - 3 instead the 4 - 6 you borught her too.

      Episode 1: she just wants to be friends
      Episode 2: She will now only hang out with you in a group setting
      Episode 3: Mace + Restraining order

    3. Re:Ha by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Umm... Your blowup doll doesn't count.

    4. Re:Ha by HaeMaker · · Score: 4, Funny

      So, you took your divorce lawyer to the Phantom Menace?

    5. Re:Ha by $RANDOMLUSER · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I took a date to it too. Our 29th wedding anniversary is on Sunday.

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    6. Re:Ha by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your old!!!

    7. Re:Ha by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The grandparent post just said he was married.

      This does not refute the great-grandparent's statement.

    8. Re:Ha by jfengel · · Score: 4, Funny

      And the way Lucas appears to be milking it, it sounds like the mourners will be able to catch it on the way home from your funerals.

      (Mazel tov on the 30th anniversary of your first date with her.)

    9. Re:Ha by $RANDOMLUSER · · Score: 4, Funny

      What about my old?

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    10. Re:Ha by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It means that he had sex about 10 times (honeymoon, and some attempts for children). After that she said "What's the point" and ran off with the postman.

    11. Re:Ha by An+ominous+Cow+art · · Score: 2, Interesting

      On this day 30 years ago, I took a girl to go see it as my first date. We were all riding back from our high school senior picnic, and she asked about the book I was reading (the novelization), so I took her to the movie. I think I still have my copy. I remember it was a gold-colored paperback.

      I believe Star Wars was the second movie I ever saw (or possibly the third, with Rocky and Tora, Tora, Tora being the other contenders). I was not quite 11 years old at the time, and it made a huge impression. Though I was already reading stuff like LotR, Heinlein, Einstein, Hardy Boys, Tom Swift, I think Star Wars did
      more than anything else to cement my love of science fiction/fantasy.
    12. Re:Ha by Elsapotk421 · · Score: 1

      I'm not quite as old as a new hope was 10 years old when I was born but I loved those hardy boys books....about as generic as a james bond book but still quite fascinating in their own respect.

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    13. Re:Ha by MS-06FZ · · Score: 1

      On this day 30 years ago, I took a girl to go see it as my first date. We were all riding back from our high school senior picnic, and she asked about the book I was reading (the novelization), so I took her to the movie.

      The second movie I took my fiancee too, and by the third movie we were married. Wow, you took that girl and your fiancee to the second movie? Did they mind? Were all three of you married? (Are you from Utah or something?)
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    14. Re:Ha by Mycroft_514 · · Score: 1

      Just to clarify. I went on my first date to the first movie.

      By the time of the second movie, I was engaged - no where did I say they were the same girl.

      However, the one I took to the second movie is the one I married. We just celebrated our 26th wedding anniversary last week.

    15. Re:Ha by Mycroft_514 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Still got my copy somewhere too. And Yes, it was a gold colored paperback.

      Oh, and yes, the opening credits in the first movie said nothing about Episode 4 in the original theather edition.

    16. Re:Ha by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The second movie I took my fiancee too, and by the third movie we were married.

      So much for your theory.


      I'll correct the GP's typo: "and like most of its fan base...still illiterate".

    17. Re:Ha by An+ominous+Cow+art · · Score: 1

      Did it say "A New Hope", though? I don't remember.

    18. Re:Ha by grammar+fascist · · Score: 1

      Why is it that people get so defensive about the fact that they have sex? I mean, congratulations, dude. You've managed to complete your default bodily programming. You win. I guess.

      By the only arguably objective measurement we've got, his DNA is superior to yours.

      It's not a [i]defensive[/i] play, it's an [i]offensive[/i] one.

      I've got four children. I hope you and your attitude can do as well, padawan.
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    19. Re:Ha by Mycroft_514 · · Score: 1

      The movie didn't, and I don't think that copy of the book did either, but I will have tolook for hte book this weekend.

      10 bookcases, multiple stacks on each shelf. Might take a while.

    20. Re:Ha by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The second movie I took my fiancee too
      [...]
      Just to clarify. I went on my first date to the first movie.

      By the time of the second movie, I was engaged - no where did I say they were the same girl.

      However, the one I took to the second movie is the one I married. Confused, so who else did you take to the second movie? You clearly say you took more than one person, the fiance makes one.
    21. Re:Ha by Blondie-Wan · · Score: 2, Informative
      The movie first appeared with its expanded title ("Star Wars - Episode IV: A New Hope") in its April '81 reissue (its first release after the initial release of Star Wars - Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back). It had been just plain "Star Wars" in '77 and in its '78 and '79 reissues, but from '81 every theatrical, home video and television presentation had it as Star Wars - Episode IV: A New Hope, until last September's DVD rereleases of the original trilogy with both the '04 DVD versions and the original theatrical versions.


      The novelization (credited to Lucas, but actually ghostwritten by Alan Dean Foster) doesn't use "A New Hope," but does identify itself as part of "The Adventures of Luke Skywalker," derived from a larger work called "The Journal of the Whills."

    22. Re:Ha by heinousjay · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The human race no longer measures success by number of progeny. If that were the case, the ghetto is full of incredibly successful and genetically diverse people.

      Also, how would you know how many children I have? You don't even know who I am. Go on with the defensive behavior, though. It fits on you like a lovely tailored cocktail dress.

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    23. Re:Ha by rilian4 · · Score: 1

      I'm not quite old enough to remember the 1977 release...I was 3. That said, I am old enough to remember seeing it on TV before it was called Episode IV. It was simply "Star Wars". I remember seeing it on TV the first time episode IV showed up...I was confused. I asked my dad what happened to the first 3 episodes. He said there were no first 3 episodes.

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    24. Re:Ha by LunaticTippy · · Score: 1

      My DNA has propagated widely, and I don't have to raise kids. I donated sperm to pay for books in college. I probably have hundreds of offspring.

      The whole thing is silly anyway. All the shuffling waters your DNA down to nothing in a few generations. Truly superior DNA would losslessly clone itself ad infinitum, like an amoeba. Or a fungus. Fungus can reproduce sexually too, if the mood strikes. Talk about superior.

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    25. Re:Ha by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Get over yourself.

    26. Re:Ha by MS-06FZ · · Score: 1

      He also didn't say that he and his (former?) fiance wound up married to each other...

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    27. Re:Ha by Damvan · · Score: 1

      "I've got four children."

      That is your problem.

    28. Re:Ha by An+ominous+Cow+art · · Score: 1

      Hehe, that's my situation too, and those are behind piles of computer boxes :-).

    29. Re:Ha by Mordaximus · · Score: 1

      The second movie I took my fiancee too, and by the third movie we were married.

      All three of you? Way to go brother geek!

  8. Funny slashdotters by packetmon · · Score: 3, Funny

    You trying to jedi mind trick me to believe I was a kid when this came out... We'll I've been using wifi since... since... since...

  9. Star wars by ghaltmann · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Aside from any witty comment or terse flame I'd just like to say that I'm very happy to be a Star Wars fan.

    Star Wars has been such a great story and adventure since I was a child and I hope to continue that legacy. I still remember seeing the movies for the first time and the magic I felt.

    Lets forget all the weird flames and just think about what a great adventure Star Wars has been.

    1. Re:Star wars by Anne_Nonymous · · Score: 1

      >> Lets forget all the weird flames and just think about what a great adventure Star Wars has been.

      Yeah, but no spoilers please!

    2. Re:Star wars by Himring · · Score: 1

      Lets forget all the weird flames and just think about what a great adventure Star Wars has been.

      [pause]

      Now back to bashing the last three -- no, four -- movies....

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    3. Re:Star wars by shantipole · · Score: 1

      My dad wanted to see Star Wars. I was 14 and wanted to see "A Bridge Too Far." Good thing parents don't listen to their kids!
      I'm still a big fan, just not a fanatic. Nothing will ruin the memories of sitting in a darkened theatre watching the first 10 minutes of that film. Magical.

    4. Re:Star wars by grammar+fascist · · Score: 3, Funny

      Yeah, but no spoilers please!

      C3PO is Luke's mother, and the stormtroopers are all Boba Fett's natural children. (He's an inspiration to us all.) Obi-Wan Kenobi thinks all astromech droids look alike (thus demonstrating a soft bigotry against mechanical beings). Darth Vader was incredibly angsty and annoying as a teenager. ("KHOOOOH... HSSSS... I don't wanna clean my room! KHOOOOH... HSSSS... You can't make me!") Killing a hundred sand people doesn't make you a bad person, because they look like mummies, even their children. The emperor's complexion has actually improved with age, IMO. Either that, or in his old age, he wanted a more natural look and stopped getting Botox.

      I could tell you more, but I don't want to completely ruin it for you.
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    5. Re:Star wars by gilesjuk · · Score: 1

      Sadly the version you buy today isn't what you saw as a child. You can get the original on DVD, but it's a laserdisc transfer and looks shabby.

      Star Wars is 30, but the 30 year old version is dead.

  10. I'll tell you why... by iknownuttin · · Score: 5, Insightful
    The Cult of Leia's Metal Bikini

    Who knew a slave-girl costume could cause such a stir?

    It wasn't the slave girl costume. It was the girl! The girl was built like a girl: not some emaciated waif. Carry Fisher had this cute tummy and hips and real boobs - not a body by Joe Schmoe, MD, Hollyweird, CA!

    Geeze! And the irony is that, IIRC from one the Star Wars behind the scenes DVD extras, the producers wanted to or did send her to a fat farm.

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    1. Re:I'll tell you why... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ah, nerds. Everything you like is inherently superior. All who oppose are fools.

      So unique, just like everyone else.

    2. Re:I'll tell you why... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      get over yourself.

    3. Re:I'll tell you why... by skeptictank · · Score: 1

      Yes she was really put together well, but when it comes to women don't underestimate the value of good packaging.

  11. nice by JeanBaptiste · · Score: 1

    My mom was pregnant with me when she went to see the first star wars movie. Waited in a line that stretched several blocks.

    Maybe thats why I became such a geek. ...30 in a few months... yay =/

    1. Re:nice by svendsen · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Well had it been 30 years later and your mom saw Episode 1 she would have miscarried you.. :-)

    2. Re:nice by doubleofive · · Score: 1

      My mom was pregnant with me when she saw Return of the Jedi... Shows how young I am.

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    3. Re:nice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe thats why I became such a geek

      it's sad that you equate star wars with geekdom. you're nothing more than a wannabe and you're hardly even that. star wars is for turds, not nerds.

    4. Re:nice by SydShamino · · Score: 1

      I saw Star Wars in the theater... or at least the first half. I'm told I started crying and my mom had to carry me out.

      I would have been about 8-9 months old, depending on when after release they took me.

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    5. Re:nice by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      Heh, same here. Hence I like to claim that I was at all of the original trilogy's theatrical releases. I can only imagine how whatever sound made it through the womb warped my developing brain, making me the... whatever I am... that I am today.

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    6. Re:nice by jdigriz · · Score: 1

      Cool man, I was 1.5 years old and my dad had to hold down the folding movie theatre seat in order for it to not fold up on me. And it only cost me (my folks) 99 cents to see. Seeing that Star Destroyer roar across the screen warped me for life, I think.

  12. Despite Still Being Overhyped, To This Day... by morari · · Score: 4, Interesting

    The films have at least aged rather well. The effects and general cinematography don't feel all that dated. Of course, I tend to think that the sloppy CGI in the "special remastered" version is what looks old. Then again, I'm one to shun CGI in almost any instance, so biases persist.

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    1. Re:Despite Still Being Overhyped, To This Day... by frooge · · Score: 2, Funny

      When 30 years old you reach, look as good you will not!

  13. Would be free to download right now... by ProteusQ · · Score: 1

    except for endless copyright extensions. (I know I'm offtopic, but the fans should be owning this film by now, not George "Greedo Shot First" Lucas.)

  14. I'd like to say a couple things on this... by Shadow+Wrought · · Score: 3, Funny

    Luke!
    Carrie!

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  15. Leia's Metal Bikini by thewils · · Score: 4, Informative

    Yikes, there's even a site devoted to it...

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    1. Re:Leia's Metal Bikini by Kelson · · Score: 1

      Not checking that site at work, but do they have a picture of the statue where she's holding a pike? 'Cause I don't think Lucas intended to make her look like a pole dancer.

    2. Re:Leia's Metal Bikini by grouchomarxist · · Score: 1

      There is also a Flickr photo pool on this subject.

  16. Star Wars is like a fine wine... by VE3OGG · · Score: 3, Interesting

    In the beginning, you take a sip of it, and find that it is pleasureful, subtle, and full of aroma.

    Next, you have a bottle of the same vintage and let it age 20 years. It is suddenly a whole new wine, with greater complexity, and a much sharper taste.

    Finally you decide to finish off that old bottle that has aged another ten years... too bad it has turned to vinegar...

    Now Star Trek: TNG -- that is like Guiness. Great at any time! Always aged to perfection!

    Firefly is kinda like Jack Daniels... Really good, but hard to follow up with anything else ;-)

    Thanks George,

    Sincerely someone who saw Episode I 5 times in the first week trying to find some of the greatness that I saw in the originals.

    1. Re:Star Wars is like a fine wine... by geekoid · · Score: 4, Funny

      Now Star Trek: TNG -- that is like Guiness. Great at any time! Always aged to perfection!\\

      yes, exactly the same thing...every.single.week. Cold and bitter.

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    2. Re:Star Wars is like a fine wine... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Firefly is kinda like Jack Daniels...

      Real men drink Jim Beam.

    3. Re:Star Wars is like a fine wine... by servognome · · Score: 1

      yes, exactly the same thing...every.single.week. Cold and bitter.
      Then eventually consume enough that taste no longer matters.
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    4. Re:Star Wars is like a fine wine... by Timesprout · · Score: 1

      Maybe you should try Guinness, it's smooth and creamy unlike that cheap misspelled impostor.

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    5. Re:Star Wars is like a fine wine... by Red+Flayer · · Score: 1

      yes, exactly the same thing...every.single.week. Cold and bitter.
      Well, right there's your problem. ST:TNG is best enjoyed tepid, just like Guiness. That way, you actually get to appreciate the flavor, which the slight bitterness accentuates. When you drink it cold, all you can taste is the bitterness.

      This is why American-style lager is best served ice-cold -- so you can't taste it.

      So, to bring this back around to Star Wars, I'd say that it's less like a fine wine and more like bourbon. A young bourbon will burn, but you can enjoy it for the raw effects on your mind/body. A well-aged bourbon goes down easy, and you can still enjoy the alcohol effects. An over-aged bourbon has a bitterness to it from an excess of tannins, often has trace amounts of toxic wood alcohol, but you still enjoy it for the alcohol effects.
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    6. Re:Star Wars is like a fine wine... by mobby_6kl · · Score: 1

      It's more like a shitty cheapass russian vodka. The first time you drink it, you think it's the best thing ever because that's the first time you got seriously hammered. Twenty years later though, you can see all the shit floating around in the bottle and can taste the horrible aftertaste it leaves in your mouth.
      Then they take you to the hospital to get your stomach pumped out.

    7. Re:Star Wars is like a fine wine... by king-manic · · Score: 1

      Now Star Trek: TNG -- that is like Guiness. Great at any time! Always aged to perfection!

      Now I don't know where you get your guiness but it's shouldn't taste like cheese and ham with an unhealthy dose of fantasy. I'd liken TNG to Budlight. Those who haven't had anything else like it in a unhealthy manner. Those who have had better liken it to horse piss.

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    8. Re:Star Wars is like a fine wine... by aarku · · Score: 1

      I crafted the greatness to kick in around the 100th view in theaters or the 7th copy of the DVD you buy. Keep at it, fan!
       
      Toodles,
      George

    9. Re:Star Wars is like a fine wine... by Kelson · · Score: 1

      Now Star Trek: TNG -- that is like Guiness. Great at any time! Always aged to perfection!

      TNG came out not too long after Coca-Cola experimented with the disaster that was "New Coke." The original series and Next Gen were often compared to Coca-Cola Classic and New Coke. Around the time DS9 came out, I recall someone talking about "Classic Trek, New Trek, and Diet Cherry Trek."

      A while back I was involved in a discussion on what soft drinks Voyager and Enterprise were. We came up with Voyager being store-brand soda, and Enterprise being carbonated water (i.e. bland), with Babylon 5 being Pepsi (for the intense Trek/B5 rivalry) and Farscape being Mountain Dew (since it's so vastly different.)

    10. Re:Star Wars is like a fine wine... by Himring · · Score: 1

      Someone around here has a drinking problem. I won't say who....

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    11. Re:Star Wars is like a fine wine... by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Actually, I have had Guiness tepid..it still sucks ass. I am pretty convinced it's a ritual thing. Guys like Guiness therefore I must drink Guiness. Also, In order to drowned out the part of my brain that is telling my it really sucks ass, I will tell everybody, not mate how relevant, it is the only beer.

      So I recommend drinking it cold. specifically to try and hide the 'taste'
      For the record, I only drink the classic American beer when I am on the river and it is 125 degrees out. Mostly because soda is too heavy, and water gets a little old after your first gallon. Otherwise, when I drink, I drink whiskey, like a man should.

      As far as TNG goes, it acting, dialog and action is cold. However, blowing up the ship never, ever gets old, neither does the lack of an surprises.

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    12. Re:Star Wars is like a fine wine... by drsquare · · Score: 1

      Guinness doesn't taste bitter. In fact it doesn't really have any flavour at all.

    13. Re:Star Wars is like a fine wine... by Red+Flayer · · Score: 1
      Re: Guiness... well, to each their own. I grew up on the stuff, so I really enjoy the flavor; it's what I expect stout to taste like.

      For the record, I only drink the classic American beer when I am on the river and it is 125 degrees out.
      Agreed. Though any super-hot activity would qualify for this, such as mowing the lawn on a blisteringly hot day.

      Otherwise, when I drink, I drink whiskey, like a man should.
      Out of curiosity, what whiskeys do you enjoy? Style/brand etc? I'm always looking to try new stuff, normally I'm a bourbon drinker, but I drank scotch for a few years, and had a rye kick a while back.
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    14. Re:Star Wars is like a fine wine... by qazxswedc · · Score: 1

      I like Guinness. Far from all I drink, but I like it. It's funny the misconceptions people build up in their mind "oh, it's too thick, it's like syrup, blah blah blah." Guinness has _less_ calories and carbs than MGD / Bud. The taste comes from using barley that's been toasted. What seems as thickness is a lack of "carbonation" due to the dispensing style. The stuff that's been sold for many years as "Guinness Extra Stout"...now that I don't care much for. But the "Guinness Draught" in bottles and cans is quite good. Especially on a hot day though, I'd much rather have a crisp, hoppy, IPA though. Now that's bitter. You can have your whisky / whiskey though. I used to be a scotch drinker but now I'd rather have a good reposado tequila. T

    15. Re:Star Wars is like a fine wine... by Jerry+Smith · · Score: 1

      Try drink Murphy's, my wife drank it during her pregnancies: doctors orders. :-) You gotta love Ireland...

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    16. Re:Star Wars is like a fine wine... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      seconded.

  17. 30 years old. . . by uberjoe · · Score: 1

    and still lives in his parents basement.

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  18. Careful calculation... by Duncan3 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    If you're old enough to remember Star Wars coming out, you're too old to think anything right now except "30 years, wow I'm old". If thoughts of action figures pop into your mind, or if you're still living in your mom's basement, SEEK THERAPY IMMEDIATELY.

    It was a movie, and a good one, but move on!

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    1. Re:Careful calculation... by ender- · · Score: 1

      If you're old enough to remember Star Wars coming out, you're too old to think anything right now except "30 years, wow I'm old". That's almost exactly what I thought, even though I only vaguely remember it. I was 3 years old, and my mom took me to see it. The only thing I remember from seeing it in the theater was the scrolling text at the beginning, and Leia getting pissed off and saying, "Will someone get this walking carpet out of my way?"

      Of course, I've seen it a few times since then. :)
      Damn, I'm old. :(
    2. Re:Careful calculation... by symbolic · · Score: 1

      It was the stuff that great myths are made of, and they share a quality of timelessness.

    3. Re:Careful calculation... by billdar · · Score: 1
      I can dig it. I was born the same year it came out, so for the past 18 or so months I keep getting reminded I'm reaching 30.

      The plus side is having had the early start I should pull out of this shame spiral in time for cake!

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    4. Re:Careful calculation... by Himring · · Score: 1

      "30 years, wow I'm old"

      Age is relative. To put it better, age is different between men and women. Men look as old as they feel. Women look as old as they are....

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    5. Re:Careful calculation... by Damvan · · Score: 1

      "30 years, wow I'm old"

      My thoughts exactly. I was 10 years old when it was released. We were on a family vacation, driving around California in a rented Lazy Daze. I finally got to see it about a month after it came out in a tiny little theater in Fort Bragg, CA. And I then proceeded to see if 5 more times that summer once we got home.

  19. I just saw... by Starteck81 · · Score: 0

    I just saw a guy in a Wookie costume. What's that you say? The convention is in LA? Wow guess that's what happens when it's sunny in Seattle, the hairy lumber jacks come to town. :-P

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  20. Seriously.. by methodic · · Score: 0, Troll

    Who cares. Star Wars was great back in the day, Lucas ruined the Legacy, get over it. The same is happening to the Terminator, but at least you can't blame Cameron, as he has nothing to do with the ruining. Lucas on the other hand can eat dicks in hell.

    1. Re:Seriously.. by TheGeneration · · Score: 3, Funny

      Who cares. Star Wars was great back in the day, Lucas ruined the Legacy, get over it. The same is happening to the Terminator, but at least you can't blame Cameron, as he has nothing to do with the ruining. Lucas on the other hand can eat dicks in hell.


      As a gay man who is excitedly anticipating his time eating dicks in hell I would like to file an official complaint that I would have to share the dicks to be eaten with that sloth fat ass Lucas. That Porker? would undoubtedly take more than his fair share of cock.
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    2. Re:Seriously.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well... It is Hell, after all...

  21. Specialized knowledge by spaceyhackerlady · · Score: 2, Funny

    The girl was built like a girl: not some emaciated waif.

    Yeah, but this is Slashdot. Few slashdotters are familiar with such esoteric concepts as girls. Fewer still are familiar with how girls are shaped.

    This is not the specialized knowledge you are looking for...

    ...laura

    1. Re:Specialized knowledge by Kelson · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yeah, but this is Slashdot. Few slashdotters are familiar with such esoteric concepts as girls. Fewer still are familiar with how girls are shaped.

      Actually, I suspect more slashdotters are familiar with how girls are shaped (or at least a subset thereof) than they are with the concept of actual girls.

    2. Re:Specialized knowledge by Booshi · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but this is Slashdot. Few slashdotters are familiar with such esoteric concepts as girls. Fewer still are familiar with how girls are shaped.


      I beg to differ! Most if not *all* slashdotters are familiar with the concept of girls...probably MORE than most. HOWEVER...going past concept into the realm of actually *touching* one is a concept so frightening that it causes caffeine to ooze from their pores in massive amounts. Thank goodness duct tape is moisture resistant.
    3. Re:Specialized knowledge by 19thNervousBreakdown · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yeah! They're like short elves with round ears.

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  22. Action figures by quokkapox · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Ah, nostalgia. When I was a kid, my little sister used to break the heads off of my Darth Vader and Luke Skywalker action figures. I chewed on their retractable lightsabers too, I think, but I grew out of that phase.

    My friends and I got even by playing badminton with the severed heads of her Barbie dolls (which aerodynamically resemble shuttlecocks).

    Now I feel OLD.

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    1. Re:Action figures by Tarlus · · Score: 1

      I chewed on their retractable lightsabers too, I think, but I grew out of that phase. I didn't. Those things are good.
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    2. Re:Action figures by sillyman71 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, you totally reminded me of when we used to play a game "Jim's leg" where we'd run around and chuck one of GI Joe's buddies severed legs. I don't know if the figures name was Jim, but man we used to get welts from it. Badminton would have been much more civilized.

      actually I don't feel old - at least I can still remember it - for the timebeing...

  23. Happy Birthday Star Wars! by decipher_saint · · Score: 1

    You've given me much joy over the years, in fact I'm going to watch it tonight.

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  24. Really? by Das+Auge · · Score: 1

    The way it's been shitting all over itself, you'd think it would be older...

  25. Could it be...!? by kitsunewarlock · · Score: 1

    Another Ewok Festival of Light special!?

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  26. Re:Big deal. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Get a life. Jeez.

    And yet you seem to have enough time on your hands to complain about it. Why are you so threatened by the possibility that someone might enjoy something you don't?

  27. 30 years by Bloke+down+the+pub · · Score: 3, Funny

    30 years - how many parsecs is that?

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    1. Re:30 years by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Duh, that's 9.197855060199961 parsecs.

      You noob.

    2. Re:30 years by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Parsecs is a unit of length used in astronomy.
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parsec/

    3. Re:30 years by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's a unit of time, you pillock. One, it has 'sec' in it. You know, seconds - 60 in a minute. Two, Han Solo's famous boast about the Kessel run would be meaningless if it was measuring distance over distance. N000b!

  28. Ahh... by u-bend · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Another Slashdot Star Wars story. Full of regrets, memories, happiness, bitterness, fanboy defenses (in dwindling supply), and unmitigated acrimony. The inevitable TNG and Firefly comments are waiting in the wings. The virgin and lack-of-girls comments are prepared. A flame war is set up and somewhat monitored by our guardians. Aaaaaaaaand... ACTION!

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    1. Re:Ahh... by Himring · · Score: 1

      It's all we have!!! It's George Lucas's fault!!!

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    2. Re:Ahh... by dr_dank · · Score: 1

      *loading dock buzzer rings*

      Hey mack, where you want this shipment of hot grits?

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  29. Just think.... by ch-chuck · · Score: 1

    then, kids's pc's were very primitive and modems were rare as hens teeth. I had built an Altair 8800 in high school and was quite inspired by the droids ;) It really spurred on the quest for artificial intelligence in 8080 assembly code.

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  30. Yawn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Most. Overhyped. Movie. Ever.

  31. In other Star Wars news... by fohat · · Score: 2, Funny

    Lego Star Wars to come back with all six movies in one game

    Caught the Lego story on Digg today. Nice timing. I remember the first time Star Wars was re-released to theaters. My brother got caught running a red light on the way to the Uptown. I told him that the force was not with him. He didn't think it was very funny, especially when the cop found out he didn't have his license with him...

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  32. Good LORD that was a GREAT year in film. by Applekid · · Score: 1

    A quick glance at the ol' wiki:

    A Bridge Too Far
    Close Encounters of the Third Kind
    The Goodbye Girl
    High Anxiety
    Saturday Night Fever
    Smokey and the Bandit
    The Spy Who Loved Me
    Star Wars

    How come we just don't get years like that anymore?

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    1. Re:Good LORD that was a GREAT year in film. by hondo77 · · Score: 1

      As usual, the past is looked at with rose-colored glasses. Also on the list, which you overlooked:

      • Exorcist II: The Heretic
      • In Search of Noah's Ark
      • Orca
      • Rollercoaster

      Some more that aren't on that page:

      • Boogievision
      • Breaker! Breaker!
      • Satan's Cheerleaders
      • The White Buffalo

      Don't worry, in 30 years people will look back fondly at the 00's. They always look back fondly 30 years later.

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    2. Re:Good LORD that was a GREAT year in film. by geekoid · · Score: 1

      why you do have a point, when was the last time there was a year with 8 GREAT movies that a great many people went to see?

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    3. Re:Good LORD that was a GREAT year in film. by Petrushka · · Score: 1
      We do, it's just that for more recent years you remember the drek more vividly than the great films. Consider 2000: which of these stands out more in your memory --
      • Billy Elliot, Chicken Run, Chocolat, Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon, Dancer in the Dark, Gladiator, Memento, and O Brother, Where Art Thou? --- or
      • Battlefield Earth, Bedazzled, Charlie's Angels, Dude, Where's My Car?, Dungeons and Dragons, Gladiator, and so on

      ? (... and yes, putting Gladiator in both lists was intentional)

    4. Re:Good LORD that was a GREAT year in film. by suitepotato · · Score: 1

      How come we just don't get years like that anymore?

      The War on Drugs. When people weren't continuously high, writers started second-guessing themselves and by attempting to not write crap, wrote more of it, just like Anakin causing Padme's death by trying to stop it. Average folks still shouldn't do drugs, but those Hollywood movie people write dreck without them. The Frighteners? Crossroads? Sci-Fi's Battlestar Galactica? Please people, just go get some coke and a Selectric.

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    5. Re:Good LORD that was a GREAT year in film. by Damvan · · Score: 1

      Come on, "Orca" was awesome! A better "Jaws" copy has never been made. Richard Harris and Bo Derek? It was a classic.

      And don't get me started on "Rollercoaster" It was IN SENSURROUND!

      "Breaker! Breaker!" Chuck Norris, CB radios and trucking in the same movie!

      Man, the 70's movies rocked. Thank God for the Z channel.

    6. Re:Good LORD that was a GREAT year in film. by Damvan · · Score: 1

      "Bedazzled" of course. Elizabeth Hurley was as hot as hell in that movie.

  33. Who cares. by TheGeneration · · Score: 1

    2 good movies out of 6. I want my money back. What's to celebrate?

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  34. Depends by ciaohound · · Score: 1

    An old joke but a good one. "What do you give a movie franchise that can't help shitting all over itself?" Punchline: Depends

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  35. Celebrations. Seriously? by xxxJonBoyxxx · · Score: 1

    Thirty years later, and celebrations are being held all around the globe.


    Seriously? I mean, other than PR operatives for LucasFilms and some paid Stormtroopers, does anyone really care enough to attend a "celebration"?

  36. what the hell by Pojut · · Score: 1

    Happy birthday to...Star Wars? LOL I guess...I dunno who else to direct that to.

    I'm 23 years old and have always loved the original 3...saw them for the first time when I was 6 and have been hooked ever since. No trilogy in the history of movies has ever spawned so many books, video games, etc. as Star Wars has...from those three movies came about a MASSIVE universe full of interesting creatures, ships, and languages.

    Not to mention the 1977 release of A New Hope created an entirely new race of geeks/nerds...Star Wars lingo/trivia/imagery/etc. has become a mainstay in popular culture, even to the "uninitiated" (i.e. the non-geeks)

    Anyway, to close up this unbelievably dumb post, happy 30th!

    Now let's get shit faced at a Cantina, eh?

    1. Re:what the hell by Damvan · · Score: 1
      "Not to mention the 1977 release of Star Wars created an entirely new race of geeks/nerds"

      There, fixed that for you.

  37. YFI: Do or do not. There is no try. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Next time, just do not.

  38. mediocre sci-fi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Saw the first Star Wars movie when it came out, never bothered to see the others. To someone like myself who spent his formative years immersed in the classics of sci-fi, this stuff was clunky, awkward space opera, the acting as hammy as it comes, the plot too confusing and silly to be interesting, the ideas incredibly primitive compared to Asimov, Heinlein, and others in the golden age of science fiction.

    1. Re:mediocre sci-fi by CrazyTalk · · Score: 1

      Mod parent down as troll!

    2. Re:mediocre sci-fi by zippthorne · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yes, but Lucas pretty much invented the phrase, "space opera" to describe the genre he was joining. It was deliberately supposed to be very much reminiscent of the old flash gordon serials and other mythologies.

      Get your head out of your arse. The films (IV..VI that is) were fun adventure films, and the special effects were just good enough to look realistic, without being too ambitious. (i.e., big scary space station? Show it from very far away so we don't have to model much, then show it from really close up so we can use a matte painting. Mwa hahah) Everything doesn't have to be some kind of great work of literature. In fact, great works of literature tend to make pretty lousy movies.

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    3. Re:mediocre sci-fi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      shut up retard.

    4. Re:mediocre sci-fi by vjmurphy · · Score: 1

      "Yes, but Lucas pretty much invented the phrase, "space opera" to describe the genre he was joining. It was deliberately supposed to be very much reminiscent of the old flash gordon serials and other mythologies."

      I don't think he invented that term at all.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Space_opera

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    5. Re:mediocre sci-fi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Star Wars is not a sci-fi movie!
      I cannot imagine how you can think of it as a sci-fi ?

      It is a fairy tale, saga or adventure film.

  39. Stars Wars Tech on History Channel May 28th 8pm by foniksonik · · Score: 4, Informative

    Just FYI for those who enjoyed "The Science of Superman", the same guy, Michael Dennin (a friend of mine from Church [Catholic if you're interested] will be hosting a show on the technology of Star Wars, Mon. May 28th 8PM on the History Channel.

    Here's a link: Star Wars - The Legacy Revealed

    Michael is a professor of Physics and Astro-Physics at UCI and an all-around great guy.

    Cheers Michael, if you read /. Great work.

    Oh Yeah, that show kicks off the whole Star Wars History Channel event which starts at 9PM.

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    1. Re:Stars Wars Tech on History Channel May 28th 8pm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good to see the genetic fallacy is alive and well.

    2. Re:Stars Wars Tech on History Channel May 28th 8pm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >Church [Catholic if you're interested]

      Is that okay? With all the gay jedi and contraception I'd be worried about my eternal soul!

    3. Re:Stars Wars Tech on History Channel May 28th 8pm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ) /me bludgeons Foniksonik's with a large blunt object

      Maybe that will teach you to close your parentheses.

    4. Re:Stars Wars Tech on History Channel May 28th 8pm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      a friend of mine from Church [Catholic if you're interested]
      Fuck the pope and no surrender. UDA for the win.
  40. And still copyrighted for another 65 years by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Since it's only fair that Lucas gets 1000x the money that he put into this, he (and the corporations that survive him ) needs another 65 years of payments.

  41. XM by Chysn · · Score: 3, Funny

    I heard an ad on XM Radio the other day about the 30th Anniversary of Star Wars. It wished Star Wars fans well with a phrase sure to draw their ire: "Live long and prosper."

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    1. Re:XM by elrous0 · · Score: 1

      ...it was as if a million Star Wars geeks suddenly cried out...and were suddenly silenced.

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  42. Extended Universe by p4rri11iz3r · · Score: 0

    The real power Star Wars holds over me lays in the expanded universe. Am I the only one who, when Star Wars is mentioned, not only thinks of Luke, Leia, Han, and Vader, but also Mara Jade, Corran Horn, Grand Admiral Thrawn, and Talon Karde. IMO, if your Star Wars experience is limited to just watching the movies, then you are missing out. There is some absolutely great Star Wars fiction out there. I highly recommend Timothy Zahns "Thrawn" trilogy and "Hand of Thrawn" duology, as well as Michael J. Stackpole and Aaraon Allston's X-Wing series. Heck, even Kevin Anderson's "Jedi Academy" trilogy is pretty good (and a nice precursor to the video game of similar name).

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  43. What about.... by Azmodan · · Score: 1, Funny

    STAR WARS KID!!! LOL!! Original @ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQibs3albtM

  44. Star Wars is the Dark Side - Period by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  45. Let's give her mind credit instead by GuyMannDude · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It wasn't the slave girl costume. It was the girl! The girl was built like a girl: not some emaciated waif. Carry Fisher had this cute tummy and hips and real boobs - not a body by Joe Schmoe, MD, Hollyweird, CA!

    My personal opinion is that this was so iconic because of how dignified Leia remained even in such a degrading and revolting situation. This is a princess and leader of the rebel alliance. A gangster has essentially stripped her naked, put her in chains, and routinely licks his lips with his revolving, rotten tongue. And through all of this, she remains cool headed, keeping her mind of the mission and playing her part. When Luke shows up at Jabba's lair, Leia gives him a look that doesn't convey embarrassment or anger but almost a sense of amusement as though only she and Luke are in on the joke that Jabba's about to fall for.

    That was an unusual amount of strength for a woman to show in the 80s. Hell, even nowdays the movies show tough women as having a huge chip on their shoulder. Leia simply got the job done without worrying how she looks and she was willing to sit through anything. It's a bit interesting to compare how she faces adversity in this situation versus the trip to trash compactor in the original movie where she's nowhere near as calm and confident. Everyone focuses on how much Luke changes during the original trilogy, but Leia changes just as much.

    Sure, there's a sexual aspect to the entire situation as well, but I don't think that has much to do with Leia's body. Quite frankly, it's fairly unremarkable. It's the fact that Leia remains calm and collected even in such an awful situation that makes her sexy, not her body. You can see better looking women every day just walking down the street. But how many everyday women would be able to act as heroic as Leia did?

    GMD

    1. Re:Let's give her mind credit instead by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In short you're saying she's hot because you can do almost any perverted thing with her and you know she won't freak out? Hmm...

  46. Hidden Fortress by rlp · · Score: 1

    Hidden Fortress by Akira Kurosawa is 49 years old. Hidden Fortress, a film set during Japan's feudal civil wars was the inspiration for Star Wars.

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    1. Re:Hidden Fortress by geekoid · · Score: 1

      OK, SW has been out too long for that knowledge to garner you any geek points, at all.

      What, do you think "Hidden Fortress" was the first time that story had been told.

      Next, will you dazzles us with your geek knowledge by knowing Kirks middle name?

      I am laughing at you, as are my co-workers. We laugh. At you. Ha Ha HA

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    2. Re:Hidden Fortress by Blondie-Wan · · Score: 1

      It was certainly one of SW's many inspirations - a key one, to be sure, and one that more SW fans (and more movie lovers in general, for that matter) ought to see.

  47. Star Wars marathon by tcopeland · · Score: 1

    Looks like there's a Star Wars marathon in Australia... storm trooper Olympics, w00t!

  48. 1882 was as good if not better. by Picass0 · · Score: 1

    A few of fanboy favorites:

    Bladerunner
    Star Trek 2: The Wrath of Kahn
    Conan the Barbarian
    Tron
    Poltergeist
    ET
    The Dark Crystal
    48 Hours
    Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid
    John Carpenter's The Thing
    Fast Times at Ridgemont High
    Monty Python Live at the Hollywood Bowl
    Pink Floyd The Wall
    Rocky III

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1982_movies

    1. Re:1882 was as good if not better. by jeffasselin · · Score: 1

      That would be the 1982 list.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1882_in_film

      Would be the one for 1882.

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  49. And 1982 was even better than 1882 by Picass0 · · Score: 1

    fsck! It's always one second after I hit submit I see my typos.

  50. Flash Gordon by RexRhino · · Score: 1

    I wonder what would have happen, had George Lucas been able to get the rights to Flash Gordon from Dino De Laurentiis as he originally wanted, and made a Flash Gordon film instead of Star Wars!

    I guess we would have been deprived of this masterpiece:
    http://youtube.com/watch?v=uQVLFn2PTzY&mode=relate d&search=

    1. Re:Flash Gordon by geekoid · · Score: 1

      but, "he is the king of the impossible! He's for everyone of us!"

      "This unprecedented solar eclipse is no cause for alarm."

      hehe, sorry everyone has there bad movies they love.

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    2. Re:Flash Gordon by ABasketOfPups · · Score: 1

      Except Flash Gordon (the film) KNOWS it's being incredibly silly with those lines, so it's not a bad film, it's camp.

      My favorite bit is right at the beginning, after Ming asks for something new and Klytus says something to the effect of "the inhabitants call this, 'Earth'", moments later Ming presses a button that says... Earthquake!

    3. Re:Flash Gordon by Ubergrendle · · Score: 1

      Good point. Star Wars was created since Lucas couldn't get the rights to do a revision of Flash Gordon...Indiana Jones similarly was created as an American James Bond, since Spielberg couldn't get the creative control he wanted in order to make a James Bond movie.

      Yet another lesson in Hollywood that the great directors are usually at their best when they're working within restrictions. Give them carte blanche and an unlimited budget and you get Waterworld, 1941, The Phantom Menace, Gangs of New York, etc...

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    4. Re:Flash Gordon by Farmer+Tim · · Score: 1

      I remember thinking how trashy the film was when I went to see it; still great fun, and completely in character with the old "Flash Gordon Conquers the Universe" serial that people like George Lucas grew up watching (no, I didn't see those at the cinema on their first run).

      Besides, Vultan, Prince of the Birdmen was played by Brian Blessed ("Gordons alive!?"). When you look at what he's appeared in (The Avengers, Dr Who, Space:1999 as two different villians, Blake's 7, BlackAdder, MacGuyver, Star Wars ep 1), you know anything non-Shakespearian with his name attached is at least good for a chuckle. Except Disney's "Tarzan"...that just sucked.

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    5. Re:Flash Gordon by tepples · · Score: 1

      Good point. Star Wars was created since Lucas couldn't get the rights to do a revision of Flash Gordon...Indiana Jones similarly was created as an American James Bond, since Spielberg couldn't get the creative control he wanted in order to make a James Bond movie.

      Yet another lesson in Hollywood that the great directors are usually at their best when they're working within restrictions. Watch out. The incumbents are likely to use your sentiment as an argument in support of perpetual copyright.
  51. Star Wars Memories by CrazyTalk · · Score: 1
    The local paper here invited readers to submit their memories of Star Wars first appearing in theatres; one of the comments is mine (but I won't tell you which!)

    http://www.post-gazette.com/pg/07133/785788-254.st m

  52. Favorite comment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I like this comment from the article...
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    12:40
    The entire course of the film changes in 30 seconds - Han turns up in his plane to fend off the baddies while Luke lines up his shot and makes the target. The Death Star is blown to smithereens and Darth's plane is spinning out of control. Go boys!
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    I still get a charge out of this scene of the film even after seeing it hundreds of times...

  53. Nostalgia I must share by hellfire · · Score: 1

    I was probably 2.5 years old, it was the summer of 1977. My parents were taking me to a drive in movie theater (when they still had they all over the place) to see the Muppet movie.

    I was in the backseat of his truck, standing on the seat so I could see. But I wasn't watching the Muppet movie. I was turned around, looking out the back window, across the lot, even though I couldn't hear any sound, I was watching a completely different movie on another screen just visible thru the trees, completely engrossed in what I was seeing.

    That movie was Star Wars.

    Thus another Jedi was born.

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    1. Re:Nostalgia I must share by markbt73 · · Score: 1

      Ditto on the drive-in, but I actually was there to see Star Wars. I was 4, and my mom had no interest in seeing it, so my dad took me. I may have seen another movie before that, but Star Wars is the first one I remember. There I sat in Dad's beige '69 Beetle, with the speaker hanging in the window, absolutely entranced.

      It was a double feature with something else, but I'll be damned if I remember what. But I do vividly remember cheering Luke on as he fired at that exhaust port.

      I'll not let later sins of the franchise spoil that memory.

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  54. If you look back generations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    2 generations ago: "we have the transistor & the age of electronics"

    1 generation ago: "we went to space and landed on the moon & the space age.

    current generation: "we have Star Wars & the internet age"

    next generation: "we have myspace & american idol & the social networking age"


    See the trend?

    Flamer[suit] on

  55. congradulations on another anniversary... by acroyear · · Score: 1

    ...it's now just a little over 10 years since all had to start yelling "Han Shot First!"

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  56. But Vader DID kill Anakin Skywalker by multipartmixed · · Score: 1

    At least, in a semi-twisted pint of .. uh, I mean Alec Guiness-kind-of-way.

    The evil force which Vader was totally suppressed the existence of Skywalker. Pretty much like trauma-induced multiple-personality disorder.

    Like, we all know that video didn't ACTUALLY kill the radio star, but it certainly suppressed it to the point where it might as well be dead.

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    1. Re:But Vader DID kill Anakin Skywalker by The+One+and+Only · · Score: 1

      Um, no. Vader didn't kill Anakin Skywalker, because Anakin Skywalker was still alive, reasserted himself, and saved Luke from the Emperor in Return of the Jedi.

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  57. 30 Years ago today... by SwordsmanLuke · · Score: 1

    ...my father fell asleep in the theater, watching "some weird space movie" with his best friend. Fortunately, he eventually came around and took me (20 years later) to see all three re-releases.

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  58. 30 years ago today... by vrmlguy · · Score: 1

    My college roommate and I drove for two hours to get to the Creve Coeur Cinema (since torn down) to see this movie. The lobby was packed prior to the show; the word-of-mouth had been very, very good. I'd read the book already (first edition, IIRC there was no hint that it would be a movie), but everything on the screen blew me away. Since then, I've been married twice and had more kids than I can count, but I can still give myself goosebumps by merely recalling the Millennium Falcon's first jump to hyperdrive. The lastest trilogy may have sucked, but the original will live forever.

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  59. 250 star wars clips to mash up at starwars.com by arbitraryaardvark · · Score: 1

    http://svextra.com/blogs/gmsv/2007/05/star_wars_ep isode_vii_the_empire_wises_up.html
    May 24, 2007
    Star Wars Episode VII: The Empire Wises Up

    George Lucas has always had an ambivalent attitude about all the creative fan activity that orbits around his "Star Wars" universe, embracing some that stays within the limits of homage, sending the legal storm troopers after any he feels damage the image or profit from his art, and generally guarding his properties like they were the plans for the Death Star. But starting tomorrow (cue brief, fair-use snippet of "Star Wars" theme music) there's a new hope.

    As part of the 30th anniversary celebration for the first movie, Lucasfilm is making 250 clips from all six "Star Wars" movies available on its Starwars.com site, providing a set of drag-and-drop editing tools and telling fans to remix and mash up to their heart's content. Rework the wisdom of Yoda? Sure. Take your revenge on Jar Jar Binks? Have at it. As long as you don't try anything like hot Wookiee-on-Wookiee action, Lucasfilm doesn't mind (and there's a team of screeners in Costa Rica to filter out that stuff anyway). The mashups can then be posted on blogs or social network pages.

  60. Reason for the obscurity by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    The reason reason only some people know about Hidden Fortress is simple - where are the action figures, or playsets?

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  61. Chicago Tribune by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Chicago Tribune did a piece on this yesterday. I would have submitted it to slashdot, had the actual FA been accurate. But it portrayed Luke Skywalker as a "reluctant hero". Did the writer of teh Tribune Piece not even ever see the movie? Luke spent the first half of the movie trying to convince his Uncle to let him join the rebellion! WTF?

    I was 25 when Star Wars came out, and saw it with my oldest friend, Jim Dawson, and his then wife Debbie. Sadly, Jim's been dead since 1992, died of a heart attack two weeks shy of his 40th birthday. At least he was spared seeing Jar Jar! And he was also spered seeing the cheesy digital version where Solo sits there completely unconcerned while an alien blasts a laser four inches from his head before shooting back. In the version Jim, Debbie, and I saw, the alien raises his gun, and from outside the room you see smnoke and hear the explosion, thinking Han had been killed, only to see that it was Solo, not the bounty hunter, who had fired. Han shot first? No, he was the ONLY one that shot! And yes, I have a copy of the old non-digital VCR release where the bounty hunter doesn't shoot.

    -mcgrew

    R.I.P., Jim, you are still missed.

  62. Wikipedia Tribute by IorDMUX · · Score: 1

    And, fittingly, is today's featured article on the English Wikipedia.

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  63. it's finally 30? by superwiz · · Score: 1

    So now it's not to be trusted?

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    1. Re:it's finally 30? by Kelson · · Score: 1

      So now it's not to be trusted?

      No, now its crystal starts blinking red, and it has to either turn itself in for euthanasia or make a run for sanctuary and hope a Sandman doesn't catch it.

  64. Oh yeah, I forgot... by wisconjon · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Star Wars left my consciousness for about 5 minutes when this post came around. Thanks George Lucas for keeping me plugged in to your fake world for the rest of your life (and hopefully beyond if your production company has anything to say about it). If we start a rumor that Start Wars is just an incestuous mega-cult akin to Scientology, do you think we can convert any of the believers? Or will it just make their resolve stronger... Either way, you can't win. When's the next Star Wars pez dispenser due for release? Probably around the time of the 6 1/2 year anniversary of the last day of pre-production on "Clone Wars"...

    1. Re:Oh yeah, I forgot... by Farmer+Tim · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The whole Star Wars fandom thing is just a hobby, and not even the most expensive or anti-social hobby there is. I don't see the point myself (it's just a movie), but then I don't see the point of sailing single-handed around the world, or risking death just to climb some lump of rock that happens to be taller than some other lump of rock (nobody ever needed a costly, dangerous air rescue from a Sci-Fi-Con. Wanted one, maybe).

      I have to wonder who is in more need of a life: the fans, or people who feel the need to complain about the fans...

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    2. Re:Oh yeah, I forgot... by wisconjon · · Score: 0

      Let me field this one...

      The fans.

      I wouldn't have said anything if this hadn't passed for news...

  65. William Shatner by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is on the day before and you can hear his inspirational voice describe how he inspired inventions of the world.
    Quality stuff from this dude.
    http://youtube.com/watch?v=cGyQVO62QM0

  66. I was eight when Star Wars was released by noewun · · Score: 1

    And saw it in the theaters eleven times: this was before VCRs and DVDs, and if you wanted to see something more than once, you paid more than one.

    And I loved it, immediately. I had all the toys I could, fell in love with Carrie Fisher and dressed as Luke Skywalker for Halloween. I waited impatiently for the release of Empire and Jedi, and thoroughly enjoyed the whole time.

    But, I gotta say, as an adult the movies haven't held up that well for me. My favorite is Empire, because it's the darkest and best plotted, but it seems that as the series went on (and Leigh Brackett died) Lucas really lost his way. In the end, after the godawful mediocre mess which is the second trilogy, I find myself almost completely uninterested in the movies. I think the movies are great if you're a kid, but they are in no way adult stories. And the need Lucas seems to have to worry about the little stupid stuff (just admit the whole Kessel Run/parsec thing was a mistake in the writing and get on with it) instead of things like character and dialogue tell me nothing he does from here out will be any good. Shit, I don't even own any of them on DVD.

    Just one man's opinion, is all. No need to start a flame war.

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  67. R2D2 Mailbox? by h4ck7h3p14n37 · · Score: 1

    A few months ago I noticed an R2D2 mailbox standing on the corner. I immediately assumed that it was just a leftover from when the last prequel was released way back in 2005. Then on the news I heard something about these being _new_ mailboxes promoting Star Wars. I was baffled, why spend money on this sort of thing now?

    1. Re:R2D2 Mailbox? by fiannaFailMan · · Score: 1

      A few months ago I noticed an R2D2 mailbox standing on the corner. I immediately assumed that it was just a leftover from when the last prequel was released way back in 2005. Then on the news I heard something about these being _new_ mailboxes promoting Star Wars. I was baffled, why spend money on this sort of thing now?
      Public art costs money. IMHO it's worth it, even if there's always a few people who don't understand the point of it.
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    2. Re:R2D2 Mailbox? by MonkeyCookie · · Score: 1

      I think it's more than public art. It's probably related to the US Postal Service's Star Wars publicity campaign. They are selling all sorts of special Star Wars stamps and post offices are filled with Star Wars posters.

      It wouldn't surprise me if they were also installing R2D2 mailboxes around the country.

    3. Re:R2D2 Mailbox? by h4ck7h3p14n37 · · Score: 1

      Yes, it's part of the USPS campaign, although I suppose it does technically qualify as public art. I'm not sure why they're running the campaign now instead of a few years ago.

      I've been in the local post office recently and still haven't seen any Star Wars posters; it's all White Sox and Bears stuff. I suppose it has something to do with being on the south side of Chicago?

  68. Star Wars is quoted in all social sets by puto · · Score: 1

    Everyone quotes Star Wars, nerds, regular people, jocks, you name it. I do not know your age but I am 37 amd saw it in the theater, and for at least 5 years after the first one, my very non nerd father quoted it, and at age 76 still does.

    I understand it is possible to be disconnected from certain spheres of popular culture. But for the first three "The Holy Trilogy" everyone watched them.

    Outside of being set in space, they originals were an epic adventure of good against evil, underdog prevails, and some good ol swashbuckling.

    But a 20 year old, or even a 30 year old, might not connect on a movie that was released years before they were born.

    Puto

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  69. This will be a day long remembered ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... it has seen the end of Tony Blair and will soon see the end of George Bush.

  70. way by Albert+Sandberg · · Score: 1

    I'm actually 30 years old, this day the 26th, it's me and star wars :)

    (CET)

  71. 1977 by petrus4 · · Score: 1

    This was the year I was born also. It is at times difficult to believe that it has been as long as it has. The world has also changed since then, almost beyond recognition.

    Very few of the changes, on balance, have been positive.

  72. The Brain... by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

    It's the fact that Leia remains calm and collected even in such an awful situation that makes her sexy, not her body.

    As they say, "the brain is the largest erogenous zone".

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  73. just came back by vuffi_raa · · Score: 1

    attended only the saturday of the celebration IV convention in LA- it was a lot of fun- though I have to say there were a lot of conflicts in scheduling and instruction/directions of what was going on- the fans were awesome- the vendors were all cool and the clebs were all really cool- but whoever was managing the whole deal didn't seem to do well to accommodate non-insiders since there were prolly close to a 1/4 of a million people there with over 80k fan club members attending. some rooms were too small to accommodate, some major events were all going on at the same time- too much priority was given to fan club members when attending events. they did not allow standing room in any of the halls- they should have had some sort of simulcasting of the larger events outside of the venues. etc

  74. I rather liked the UserFriendly response... by KlausBreuer · · Score: 1

    Star Wars
    30 Years!

    Live long and prosper. ;)

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