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  1. Re:w00t on 486 Turns 15 Years Old · · Score: 1

    Check out the 8086. She's 25 years old and still foxy.

  2. Re:Slashdot on Web Logs Finally Meet Sim City · · Score: 2, Funny

    If they're coming from askjeves.com, they're probably riding the "short bus".

  3. Re:I love it on Heat Insulators for Laptops · · Score: 1

    >> Do people really think that products are designed by an army of Mr. Magoo clones?

    Based on past experience with consumer products, I'd say that's a safe bet.

  4. Coincidence? on Sneak Peek of SF Museum · · Score: 5, Funny

    >>" Terran" ($40), through "Hive Mind" ($75), "Replicant" ($500), all the way to "Immortal" ($10,000)

    Those are the "membership" levels for Scientology too, except the prices are all off by two orders of magnitude.

  5. On /. on What Would You Do With a 92 TBps Router? · · Score: 1

    I'd build a keggerator into it and bring it to LAN parties.

  6. Re:Well, duh... on Sailing the Wine Dark Sea · · Score: 2, Funny

    Civilization auto-saves each turn no matter which nation you choose to play.

  7. Re:I Don't Think So on Slashback: Fairness, Radioactivity, Recovery · · Score: 1

    Are one-click kickbacks covered by that?

  8. Re:Obligitory.... on 71% of Spam Servers are Located in China · · Score: 2, Funny

    63% of statistics are made up in China.

  9. Re:My salary on SAGE 2003 Salary Survey Announced · · Score: 1

    >> paintballing and hang gliding

    Cool! I think you need to combine those hobbies. He who lands with the least amount of paint on his personage and glider, wins.

  10. My salary on SAGE 2003 Salary Survey Announced · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'm a 107 year-old woman from Azerbaijan, who's interested in paint-ball and hang-gliding. Last year I made $476,513.50 as a systems admin.

    Oh no, wait, that's for the New York Times registration.

  11. Re:Oi, reminds me... on SCO Caught Copying · · Score: 1

    According to the filings, he made $231k last year with a $755k bonus. He also recieved 78,517 shares of restricted stock, and 200,000 options.

  12. Re: Your Sig on The Meaning Behind Intel Code Names? · · Score: 2, Funny

    >> Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems

    Yeah, yeah. But when detention is over and that pretty girl goes home, you're gonna be sorry you've got blisters all over your hand.

  13. Re:100 kilometres up is not orbital! on X-Prize Cup Site Chosen: New Mexico · · Score: 1

    Or try smothering the capsule with New Mexico green chile. If it doesn't burn up, it's probably safe for reentry.

  14. Yup on Is eBay Worse Than Early Sears Catalogs? · · Score: 4, Funny

    >> Is eBay Worse Than Early Sears Catalogs?

    As a former out-house owner, I have to say, "Yup". You can't wipe your ass with eBay.

  15. No it doesn't. on Microsoft Will Sell Whitelist Services For Hotmail · · Score: 1

    >> calling them 'marketers' sounds so much more legitimate

    All marketers are evil, whether they use spam or not.

  16. Re:Ack! Bloat! on Looking for a Stand-Alone Calendar App? · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I'd rather save 500k and skip the skins.

  17. Re:Look at all these posts. on BASIC Computer Language Turns 40 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    >> Haiku in English is dumb.

    Yes, but it has huge comedic potential.

  18. Just say "no" on U.S. Dept. of Energy Takes A New Look At Cold Fusion · · Score: 4, Funny

    That extra heat is coming from an exogenous source: the bowl of the researcher's crack pipe.

  19. Maybe I'm just in a bad mood this morning, on Need A Few Post-Its Around The Office? · · Score: 0

    but this just seems to be a massive waste of resources.

  20. Re:If it doesn't get things wet... on Sapphire: A Liquid That Won't Get Things Wet · · Score: 1

    The same way you clean up spilled Mercury.

  21. Fly United on Personalized Moon Crash · · Score: 1

    >> The condition of the cargo is not guaranteed as it crashes on the moon at 4000 mph.

    You can achieve the same effect for much less money by flying United and checking your "cargo" as baggage.

  22. Department on Stop Cell Phones Without Stopping Pacemakers... · · Score: 4, Funny

    >> from the ass-hole-arms-race-escalates dept.

    I guess somebody is having a bad day.

  23. Altitude Watch on Running for Geeks · · Score: 1

    I got an geeky altitude watch for my birthday a few years ago, and it's been very useful for climbing and skiing. It accumulates altitude gain or drop, and will count the number of ski runs as well. My biggest days so far have been 30,000 feet of skiing, and 7,800 feet of climbing. Being able to quantify seems to add to the challenge.

  24. My office nemesis on Pranks for April Fool's Day 2004? · · Score: 1

    My office nemesis had a very loud video game installed in her startup file by someone very, very evil.

  25. Re:The underlying problem... on The Subtle Tyranny Of Spreadsheets · · Score: 1

    Excel does a fine job of calculating statistical values, but the analysis is still up to the end user.