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  1. Uh... that wasn't Rob Malda on Brawndo, It's Got Electrolytes. It's What Plants Crave · · Score: 1

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xSkCny-HtTw

    That was the VA Research / Linux / Software^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^HOSDN / OSTG / SourceForge house band. And that's me, the lead singer :)

    Other band members: Pat McGovern (lead guitar), Scott McNeil (bongos), Brian Biles (other bongos), Brad Grantham (bass), Rob Flemming (other guitar).

    -John Mark

  2. Re:Lazy vs. Wasteful on Stallman Attacked by Ninjas · · Score: 1

    I think you mispelled "Harvard" ;)

    -John Mark

  3. Obligatory 'Graduate' Quote on New Plastic to Cut CO2 Emissions and Purify Water · · Score: 2, Funny

    "Plastics, son, plastics."

  4. That joke just writes itself, doesn't it? on Microsoft Wants To Read Your Brain · · Score: 1

    I mean, any attempt at humor just detracts from the unintentional comedy laid at our feet.

    -John Mark

  5. Re:Online Bill of rights? on AT&T Denies Censorship, Won't Change Contract · · Score: 1

    *this* is the type of reply that chaps my hide - the point is that they *all* do this to some degree. If you move from AT&T, you just end up with another service that hoses your rights in another way.

  6. Re:Online Bill of rights? on AT&T Denies Censorship, Won't Change Contract · · Score: 1

    You are right, of course, but I'm trying to think of a way to get actual companies to sign on. Quixotic? Perhaps...

    -John Mark

  7. Re:Online Bill of rights? on AT&T Denies Censorship, Won't Change Contract · · Score: 1

    No, that's not about it - especially since AT&T is just one of many doing the same crap. Yes, AT&T is bad, but that's not the only problem - the greater problem is that there are a ton of online companies perfectly willing to crap all over our rights.

    Sure, you can tell AT&T to shove off, but that doesn't solve the greater problem.

    -John Mark

  8. Re:Online Bill of rights? on AT&T Denies Censorship, Won't Change Contract · · Score: 1

    Ok, I don't ordinarily reply to myself, but here's a wiki where I've put this, for now:

    http://www.bytesfree.org/wiki/index.php/Bill_of_Rights

    -John Mark

  9. Online Bill of rights? on AT&T Denies Censorship, Won't Change Contract · · Score: 5, Interesting

    So are we going to have to draft a bill of rights and ask all online providers, from ISP's to online service companies, to sign it? Is that even remotely possible?

    Here's a stab at some of the rights I'd like to see protected:

    1. You may not restrict the right to access, download, store, manage, edit, and publish my data on the platform and web site of my choosing. Period.
    2. You may not terminate my account for political statements, inappropriate language, statements of sexual nature, religious commentary, or statements critical of your service, with exceptions for specific laws, eg. hate speech, where they apply

    Hmm... that's a good start. Any others to add?

    -John Mark

  10. But being open *is* a competitive advantage on Nokia responds to iPhone by Promoting 'Open' · · Score: 1

    Why wouldn't you beat your competitors over the head with it? This is a lesson that companies will need to be reminded of, over and over again. There are many advantages to being more open and accessible than your competition, with many case studies to back that statement. Of course, there are also a couple of disadvantages, too - but if you're smart, you'll understand how to play it correctly.

    -John Mark

  11. Well waddya know... on AT&T Silences Criticism in New Terms of Service · · Score: 1

    Couldn't happen at a better time, since I fired AT&T a couple of weeks ago and went with Earthlink for phone and internet service.

    Yeah, no company is perfect, but I'm convinced AT&T is Evil.

  12. Re:And in 1994... on The Smiley Face Turns 25 :-) · · Score: 1

    Yeah, but my /. ID is older, so nyah nyah nyah ;)

  13. And in 1994... on The Smiley Face Turns 25 :-) · · Score: 1

    I added my own wrinkle to the smiley - witness the smiley pig: :@)

    I did it as an homage to the Arkansas Razorbacks... and so should you :@D :@D :@D

    -John Mark

  14. Translation of "protecting our assets" on SCO Files for Chapter 11 Bankruptcy · · Score: 1

    We know we're about to get sued up the wazzoo for all our fact-free claims from the last 4 years, and we just wanted to take a moment to tell you future litigators that our money is now behind closed doors, so bugger off, suckers!

  15. Mod Parent Up on Where To Find Opus On Sunday · · Score: 1

    Can't believe it's currently only modded at "1"

  16. Now if I Were an Apple Marketdroid... on iPhone Freed From AT&T, Twice · · Score: 1

    If I were an Apple marketdroid, and I had an inkling that other freed phones were coming out, like say, OpenMoko, I might think to myself...

    1. yeah, we can do a hackable phone, or...
    2. we'll sort of lock it up, but make it just hackable enough so that droves of hackers will toil away to open it up, then...
          2a. step back while we get lots of free publicity as the media rush to report about every latest hack
          2b. profit!

    Now I'm no Apple marketdroid, but I'm just sayin'...

    -John Mark

  17. Please Do Not Throw Sausage Pizza Away... on Network Warrior · · Score: 1

    Phr34k1ng M0r0n?

  18. My new fighting technique is unstoppable on Network Warrior · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I, too, have never understood geek fascination with ninjas and the like - on a side note, it does make for some amusing images at DefCon. I believe my local dr.-phil-trained tele-pop-psychologist would call this "over-compensation." But far be it from me to make such an assertion ;)

    -John Mark

  19. Power Metrics? on Benchmarking Power-Efficient Servers · · Score: 1

    So, is there some kind of standard for data centers for computing power - some combination of raw processing and data throughput - per megawatt? I mean, is there some magic number that data centers should try to achieve? And if there is, how do you measure that?

    -John Mark

  20. Re:Uh... Monitor Much? on One Failed NIC Strands 20,000 At LAX · · Score: 1

    Oh and of course, it doesn't exactly inspire confidence in the airline industry that a single point of failure can bring down a whole system. What about hard drives? Do they have contingency plans for when these fail? Memory?

    -John Mark

  21. Uh... Monitor Much? on One Failed NIC Strands 20,000 At LAX · · Score: 1

    Yeah, my employer makes monitoring software, so obviously I'm biased here, but... are you freaking joking me? They couldn't bother to install a monitoring system to warn them their NIC was fried? Hmm... I can think of one offhand ;)

    -John Mark

  22. Really! on Ubuntu Servers Hacked · · Score: 1

    Yeah, NOBODY uses unencrypted FTP anymore... *sigh*

    -John Mark

  23. Oh Dear... My Bad on Open Standards Initiative Fails in Massachusetts · · Score: 1

    sigh... move along, nothing to see here.

  24. Remind me again, who is this "Linux side"? on Open Standards Initiative Fails in Massachusetts · · Score: 1

    Please explain to me what ODF has to do with Linux. Oh, right... NOTHING. This is not a platform issue. Remember, whenever certain companies talk about users being "forced" into choosing ODF, it's their own doing - they chose not to be open, and they chose not to participate in the ODF process. They could have supported ODF from the beginning and chose not to - a pox on them.

    I realize you're just a troll, but that was pretty stupid.

  25. Re:Hyperic HQ Supports Feisty Fawn on Seven Essential Tips For Using Ubuntu Feisty Fawn · · Score: 1

    1. I was pretty clear about my intent. If people don't like it, they'll mod it down. No, there are not thousands of commercial products, open sourcer or not, that support Feisty.

    2. "support" is actually 2-fold: you can monitor Feisty Fawn machines with HQ and you can run HQ server and agent on Feisty Fawn. Really, I just wanted to point out that it takes a minimal amount of time to monitor new software with HQ, due to our architecture.

    Look, I love Ubuntu, and I agree that it's a drag we don't yet have .debs. However, the fact that it's so easy to add new servers to HQ is really to Ubuntu's advantage - makes it easier for IT operations to support it, along with all the other systems they have to manage.

    -JM