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  1. Look, I'm not anti-Firefox but... on How Company Employees Use The Web · · Score: 5, Funny

    Firefox is their second most popular browser behind Internet Explorer 6's whopping 98.76% share.

    The second most popular behind 98.76%. Spin that any faster and you'd warp space-time. :)

  2. Easy on Robot Building for Beginners · · Score: 2, Funny

    I just call the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation and order one.

    Last one I got was really damn depressed, though.

  3. But... on Linux On Your Tablet PC · · Score: 3, Funny

    Will I be able to recompile my kernel with a stylus? ;)

  4. A new form of swindling on Transparent Transistors Are Coming · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Yes sir, I know it doesn't look like there's an Athlon in there, but there is, trust me. It's the new transparent model."

    "Really?"

    "Sure."

  5. Sociopaths in training! on Whippersnappers Bad-Mouth Old Games · · Score: 1, Funny
    Video games DO rot the brains of young and impressionable children.

    ...and turns them into homicidal maniacs:

    EGM: Do you feel bad about shooting the humans?

    Parker: No, that's my only amusement in this game.

  6. My personal conclusion... on Medical Students Profile Middle-Earth's Gollum · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Gollum suffers from a severe case of being a book/movie character with behavior patterns that may have some similarities to real-world ailments, but which are ultimately artificial constructs of Tolkein's/Jackson's minds and therefore fruitless to "research." :D

  7. Ever see 2010? on Cassini's Robot Lab Successfully Separates · · Score: 4, Funny

    Scientists can see dark and bright regions on the surface, but quite what they represent no one is really sure.

    My money's on the dark regions being a plague of multiplying monoliths. Cover your eyes...

  8. Sploosh on Cassini's Robot Lab Successfully Separates · · Score: 2, Funny

    there is every possibility that Huygens will make a splashdown

    And, if the BBC's pic is correct, it will look almost exactly like an upended Reese's Peanut Butter Cup.

  9. Seriously, you might as well relax. on 2004 MN4, Even Higher Probability · · Score: 3, Insightful

    You know in all those movies where some guy, sometimes just an amateur scientist, sees something in his telescope/seismograph/thermometer/disease-modeling -software that all the high-up professionals miss, and rushes in to warn the government?

    That doesn't happen.

    So kick back and relax in the knowledge that, even if a global catastrophe is imminent, there's fuck-all you can do about it, except make yourself a quick drink.

  10. Wonderful news... on U.S. World's Foremost Spam Nation In 2004 · · Score: 4, Funny

    So we hold the majority on manhood enhancement, hot free teens, and low low mortgage rates.

    *sniff* I've never been so proud of my country.

  11. And the biggest deviation of all... on Updated LOTR Nitpicker's Guide · · Score: 4, Funny

    They're 21st-century movies, not 20th-century books.

  12. Good... on First 3 Generation-Compatible HD DVD Drive · · Score: 2, Interesting

    So when it turns out that most consumers couldn't care less about either of the new formats, having everything they need with regular DVD, that new player won't suddenly become useless.

  13. Scoff if you will... on Game Industry Bigger Than Hollywood · · Score: 1

    ...but the difference in engagement factor between interactive versus passive entertainment is very real. From the article:

    The latest Entertainment Software Association survey shows that the average gamer is 29 and spends more time playing games than engaging in traditional forms of entertainment such as watching TV or going to the movies.

    "If I had some time in the afternoon, and it was a choice between watching a movie or playing a game, I'd rather play a game," said Marlon Castro, 35, of Foster City.

  14. A new form of entertainment taking over on Game Industry Bigger Than Hollywood · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The rich, detailed, immersive settings for what used to be entirely passive entertainment can now, with the current technology, be used for interactive entertainment.

    All those wonderful spy-drama, fantasy, and sci-fi worlds that used to be the exclusive domain of movies? Now their realism is being delivered to you in a way that you can actually be in - if you're open to the experience.

  15. Man! on Patrick Volkerding Back to Work · · Score: 4, Funny

    And just when Slackware was beginning to live up to its name... ;)

  16. Per Mr. Adams... on Legal Rights for Computers · · Score: 3, Funny

    According to the trial scenario, a fictitious company created a powerful computer, BINA48, to serve as a stand-alone customer relations department, replacing scores of human 1-800 telephone operators.

    There is another theory which states that this has already happened.

  17. Suprnova Mirror on TorrentBits.org and SuprNova.org Go Dark · · Score: 4, Informative
  18. Level the playing field? on FCC Indecency Rules Don't Apply to Satellite Radio · · Score: 4, Insightful

    In a letter to the FCC, Levine complained that the commission needed to create a "level playing field" in protecting the public interest.

    Yes! Once the playing field is leveled, to the ground, charred, smoking, apocalyptic, barren of expression... the public interest will have been protected.

  19. But even so! on NYTimes Reports on Firefox · · Score: 1

    One makes a choice based on the information one has available.

    It may be a little information, or a lot of information. Who is to blame for a user not having sufficient information, or not assigning enough importance to the matter?

  20. Felines? Fruit? Surgery? on Really Stylish PCs and Peripherals · · Score: 1

    There is the very nice Hoojum Nanode,

    What's with all the cats and fruit and stuff? In one picture, you've got a hand in a surgical glove, placing a whole pineapple on top of the Nanode. In another, you've got a cat in what appears to be orgasmic throes.

    I'm sure it's clever marketing that's just over my head, but...

  21. In that case... on NYTimes Reports on Firefox · · Score: 1

    They're saying it's not the case that 90% of users choose to use IE, as Mr. Schare implies. Many, if not most, people use IE because it's preinstalled on their computer, and they don't know about the alternatives.

    Then the way the article is phrased is misleading. So people don't know about alternatives - whose fault is that? The users' for not bothering to find out even after some of them get fed up with the IE browsing experience? The Mozilla Organization's for not marketing aggressively enough?

    It's easy to place the blame for user ignorance on Microsoft, but to do so does not reflect the huge roles that others have played. The act of making something built-in does not guarantee that the user won't discover and use something else, as millions of Slashdot readers have demonstrated. Yes, most average users aren't aware, but again, whose fault is that? Who is to be blamed for their general laziness and cluelessness? Microsoft? Shall we eradicate any sense of user responsibility? Most people, amazingly, still don't want to give two shits about properly caring for their computer or learning about the hazards of the Internet, despite the fact that the Internet has become a fact of modern life - it's fast, it's cheap, and it's everywhere. The root problem is a culture of user complacency that goes far deeper than any one company or browser.

  22. I don't follow the logic. on NYTimes Reports on Firefox · · Score: 1

    Choose? Doesn't I.E. come bundled with Windows?

    I'll never understand this reasoning. No one forced you to use Internet Explorer. Certainly no one forced me. I used Netscape Navigator up through version 4.0, then got fed up with it and decided I'd give Internet Explorer a whirl. Liked it better, have used it since. I could have just as easily stayed with Netscape, or gone to Opera or Mozilla.

    Just because something is bundled/integrated does not mean that your ability to choose an alternative is suddenly removed. That logic simply does not work.

  23. Really! Really! on Author of Linux Patent Study Contradicts Ballmer · · Score: -1, Troll

    "There is no reason to believe that GNU/Linux has any greater risk of infringing patents than Windows,"

    Oh really? Right... faces no greater risk than Windows? An open enter-as-you-will environment faces no more patent violation risk than does Windows? Are you kidding me?

    Okay, let's give Boeing's superliner plans to Airbus and vice versa. Please, let's open up the entire market. Let's share intellectual property all over the place and just "hope" no one never gets pissed and decides to go apeshit on the rest of the community. And while we're at it, we'll do it under a license that has never been tested or sanctioned by a court of law. And, while we're at that, let us also continue to use technologies developed by independent research labs funded by the United States government!

    Right, that doesn't increase risk of patent violation at all.

    "But Ravicher said Ballmer misinterpreted his study's findings. "He misconstrues the point of the OSRM study, which found that Linux potentially, not definitely, infringes 283 untested patents, while not infringing a single court-validated patent."

    Ballmer's original quote:

    "Linux may infringe upon almost 300 patents according to a study that was done not some time ago. While I find it hard to believe the number is even that high, it does show clearly though that the risks of patent violation and the lack of IP indemnifaction is a risk on the Linux side of the equation."

    Think he'd put that in his article? Of course not. It would take his FUD argument and throw it right in the toilet.

    One more I love...

    "It makes no difference whether and how software is distributed,"

    Really? Tell that to the people who own patents on software and expect royalties for such distribution. Your argument works one way but not the other. What if Microsoft decided to distribute Windows for free tomorrow?
    You don't think NCSA, Fraunhofer, Adaptec, ANSI, Tim Berners Lee, Executive Software, SAP, and other organizations and individuals wouldn't sue the shit out of them for their royalty money?

  24. Gates, Ashcroft, hot damn! on Bill Gates Proclaims End of Passwords · · Score: 1

    Ashcroft ends crime and terror, Gates ends passwords... what's next? Flying cars? A cure for cancer? Plutonian colonization?

  25. *puzzled look* on Halo 2 Retail Date Broken in Midwest · · Score: 2, Funny

    Halo ][

    Since when does Apple make Halo?