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  1. Re:Mars missions on Moon Rocks Still In Demand After Almost 40 Years · · Score: 1

    Ironically I have both gone blind and gained super-powers!

  2. Re:Mars missions on Moon Rocks Still In Demand After Almost 40 Years · · Score: 5, Informative

    I have touched Mars. Repeatedly.

    Tucked away in a tiny corner of the Smithsonian Institution's National Museum of Natural History in Washington, DC, ignored by most visitors, is a small display of a tiny rock.

    You can touch this rock.

    The description of the rock states that it is a meteorite from Mars that was collected in Antarctica.

  3. one per on Scalable Nonblocking Data Structures · · Score: 2, Funny

    Azul hardware (which is in production with 768 cores), supporting 700+ hardware threads in Java

    Hmmm... one core per Java thread?

    That sounds about right for Java apps...

  4. Righteous! on Comcast Kicks Tires On 100-Gig Optical Links · · Score: 1

    Awesome! Now they can slow down my P2P traffic even faster!!

  5. Re:Confused; instead of donkeys per forthnite etc on Powerful Blast Confuses Astronomers · · Score: 4, Funny

    Hmmm.... yeah.... but what's that in Libraries of Congress??

  6. Evolution on YouTube for Science? · · Score: 1

    I, personally, cannot wait for Kirk Cameron to post to the site a research paper that is a companion to his video!

  7. DMCA on US Blocks Entry For German Black Hat Presenter · · Score: 1, Funny

    Well at least he wasn't denied entry and/or sent to Gitmo on DMCA grounds.

  8. 24/7/365, mutha fucka on First Thing IT Managers Do In the Morning? · · Score: 1

    I'd be all like: What the hell do you mean 'First thing in the morning'? I'm connected. I got my pager. I got my crackberry. I got my laptop next to my bed SSHed into the server. If the shit hits the fan, I'm all over it like white on rice, dude. There is no morning for me. There is no evening. There is no day. There is no night. I'm all about the IT 24/7/365.

  9. Re:launchd on How To Speed Up Linux Booting · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Replying to my own post? Nice. I found this comparison between upstart and launchd. Long story short, launchd isn't event driven.

  10. launchd on How To Speed Up Linux Booting · · Score: 1

    OS X went to launchd which is an init.d, cron, inetd, etc replacement. I'd like to see how launchd compares to upstart.

  11. Re:OH NOES!!! on Bush Claims Mail Can Be Opened Without Warrant · · Score: 5, Informative

    Here is the video of Shrub saying "If this were a dictatorship, it'd be a heck of a lot easier, just so long as I'm the dictator."

  12. Skynet on Intelligent Satellite Notices Volcanic Activity · · Score: 0

    This satellite is part of Skynet.

  13. Outlaws on U.K. Outlaws Denial of Service Attacks · · Score: 1

    If you outlaw DoS attacks, then only outlaws will have DoS attacks.

    Won't somebody PLEASE think of the children!?

  14. GCHQ in 1973! on 30 Years of Public Key Cryptography · · Score: 4, Informative
  15. Re:I've got a wild idea for you... on Can You Survive Long Commutes? · · Score: 1

    He can't move if he's commuting like this.

  16. REPORT THE CRIME on DVD Jon's Code In Sony Rootkit? · · Score: 1

    I know I'm jumping in late, but if just a few people see this and respond, it'll do some good.

    Go to the following sites and complain:

    Department of Homeland Security - Select "Security Threats" - This is a threat to national security.

    US Secret Service Electronics Crimes Branch - They do computer fraud cases.

    FBI

  17. REPORT THE CRIME on Bad Day To Be Sony · · Score: 2, Informative

    I know I'm jumping in WAY late in this conversation, but if just a few people see this and respond, it'll do some good.

    Go to the following sites and complain:

    Department of Homeland Security - Select "Security Threats"

    US Secret Service - They do computer fraud cases.

    FBI

  18. Re:Solution... on Whose Burden is it to Recycle Computers? · · Score: 1

    This is already done with ships: This site has an article and a couple of pictures.

    Ships are hauled up on to the beaches of Bangladesh and taken apart piece by piece until there's nothing left but toxic waste.

  19. Re:Bermuda on Underwater Robot to Re-Cross Gulf Stream · · Score: 1

    No, no, no. That's rule number three. Rule number one of Alien Abductor is that you don't talk about Alien Abductor.

  20. Re:Google Accuracy problems on BBC Magazine's Search-Engine Shootout · · Score: 1

    There's a huge difference between these two queries:

    to be or not to be

    and

    "to be or not to be"

  21. Re:How long until relevance engines are commoditie on BBC Magazine's Search-Engine Shootout · · Score: 5, Informative

    Wired recently had an article recently about how brand names along just aren't cutting it any more.

    Consumers are wising up the quality is more important than name.

  22. Freezer on Do Honeybees Defy Dinosaur Extinction Theories? · · Score: 5, Funny

    Obviously these so-called "scientists" have never caught bees in a jar then stuck them in the freezer.

    Man are they pissed when they thaw.

    Ice age. Big deal.

  23. who uses passwords? on Passwords - 64 Characters, Changed Daily? · · Score: 1

    who uses passwords to crack into systems?

    there are SO DAMNED MANY easy exploits that will get you root or admin, that you don't usually need passwords to crack into systems...

    that said, there is still a balance to maintain. passwords like "password" are just lame and too easy... a good 6-8 character password with letters, numbers, other will keep anyone from guessing passwords at random.

    but you still have to lock down your systems to keep out those pesky remote sploits.

    (also, the best password in the world is no good if you throw it across the 'net via telnet, http, and other unecrypted protocols.)

    good passwords are just PART of the overall game of system security

  24. Two words: 12 guage on Tiny Surveillance Aircraft Fly in Tucson · · Score: 3, Funny
    ... their small size makes them difficult to bring down if they are detected.

    Yeah, right. If I can take down clay pigeons with one of these, then I can take down a MAV.

  25. That's a lot of builds on A Quick Look at Longhorn Build 4053 · · Score: 1

    They're on build 4053 and they won't be ready until about 2005 or 2006?

    Woah. At the rate they're going, they'll be on approximately build 13000 by the time 2006 comes around.

    Geez and I thought Gentoo had a lot of builds...