My uncle used to be the involved in the Paralympics. Many of the athletes train with the "regular" olympiads year around, and as in the case of this fellow, are better/faster/stronger. This is nothing exactly new, but you bring a good point.
You register a bill on the wheresgeorge site, that's the only way anyone knows if, when, and where the bill is spent. You certainly don't register, or perhaps even know, if you have a communicable disease.
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Beer also wants to be free.
You can taste the waves!
Why do I picture Web Sheriff as Yosemite Sam trying to get the mule moving?
YAAAH, MULE! YAAAAH!
Sure, jetpacks may be a bad idea. _You_ try taking Chuck Norris' away.
My uncle used to be the involved in the Paralympics. Many of the athletes train with the "regular" olympiads year around, and as in the case of this fellow, are better/faster/stronger. This is nothing exactly new, but you bring a good point.
My fake ID chip says McLovin.
I shop at Target sometimes. Did they say which ones they'd be aiming at?
It must be very depressed.
If there were as many HDTVs now as there were SDTVs when the PS2 came out, a lot more people could afford the PS3, I'd bet.
They just flooded the engine. Wait about a 1/2 hour before giving the old pull-start a go.
" Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man."
I bet mom didn't pass up on that epidural. Spikey!
Remote controlled pigeons are fine, but they have one drawback -- they cannot carry beer.
I'm still waiting on my remote-controlled beer fetching attack monkey. Keep at it, scientists!
As long as the new owners don't change the current statutes on Monkey Knife-fighting, I don't see this as a problem.
I also hope they clear up the inconsistencies in the human-bovine marriage laws.
It's pretty easy for me to imagine Jack as the Old Man Withers to the Scooby-Doo gang of gamers.
Damned meddling kids.
has an older brother, Gorm the Bookkeeper. Sounds like his services could be of use. Unfortunately, he has no telephone, only a +5 Abacus of Smiting.
Hahahahaha you paid money for internets.
OMG OMG /me head asplodes. KITTAH!
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I always thought that Slashdot and myspace should get together sometime. Here's their bastard lovechild.
It's a trick. Get an axe.
Seen footage of Baghdad lately? When was it ever "rubble"? Or has it been rebuilt already? :)
Nice troll.
Two men enter! One man leaves!
It's good to know that we have the technology to create fuel during a Tina Turner ruled, caged-dome-fighting, post-apocalyptic economy.
You register a bill on the wheresgeorge site, that's the only way anyone knows if, when, and where the bill is spent. You certainly don't register, or perhaps even know, if you have a communicable disease.
I listen to my nano in the car through a tape adapter. I guess it's sufficient for this curmudgeon who likes the old way of doing things...:D
Hippie: You can't OWN space, man.
Farnsworth: I can, because I'm not a penniless hippie!