It's not so much that this shows my quick-thinking resourcefulness but that it gives CmdrTaco some material to work with.
Yesterday morning I was completely overcome with the urge to shit. The nearest public restroom was a half-mile away. It wasn't even going to work to step outside the tent to go behind a bush so I...... grabbed an empty soup can then shat into it.
And another, and another. Only a little into the third.
Then I wiped my ass on a torn-off piece of paper grocery sack.
Stuffed the asswipe into that last can, set all three cans outside the tent, got another couple hours sleep then carried the cans to a trash can a hundred yards away.
The next time some jackass (I mean, "non-technical co-founder") asks if you can build his facebook clone (for free, of course), you can 302 him gigster.
Under EU law, unpublished works lose their copyright protection and become public domain after 50 years. 50 years ago... that was 1965. Lots of music still relevant today was being made (Beatles, Rolling Stones, etc). Some of those songs had a dozen or more alternate takes. Some record companies are now releasing them to prevent them from going into the public domain. Many record companies don't have their shit together and have allowed them to lapse.
Many (pre-1964, soon pre-1965) Beatles recordings are now public domain, but locked up in a facility. I've started a kickstarter to finance a commando raid to liberate these public domain recordings. We've assembled an international team including a soviet heavy weapons guy, a french spy, an australian sniper, an alcoholic black scottish cyclops, a german medic, a texas engineer, a new england scout, a soldier, and a pyro. Once we have the funding, we intend to capture their intelligence.
Diamonds are a bad example because they are common and worthless. If you think they have value, it's due to marketing and artificial supply constraints. You might as well mine asteroids for water based on a $10 bottle of Fiji at the airport.
Even better -- at the time, GNUStep was the "official" GNU desktop. Both Solaris and GNU/Linux could have been OS X but they bet on the wrong horse (Java and GNOME, respectively)
It amazes me that so many allegedly "educated" people have fallen so quickly and so hard for a fraudulent fabrication of such laughable proportions. The very idea that a gigantic ball of rock happens to orbit our planet, showing itself in neat, four-week cycles -- with the same side facing us all the time -- is ludicrous. Furthermore, it is an insult to common sense and a damnable affront to intellectual honesty and integrity. That people actually believe it is evidence that the liberals have wrested the last vestiges of control of our public school system from decent, God-fearing Americans (as if any further evidence was needed! Daddy's Roommate? God Almighty!)
Documentaries such as Enemy of the State have accurately portrayed the elaborate, byzantine network of surveillance satellites that the liberals have sent into space to spy on law-abiding Americans. Equipped with technology developed by Handgun Control, Inc., these satellites have the ability to detect firearms from hundreds of kilometers up. That's right, neighbors.. the next time you're out in the backyard exercising your Second Amendment rights, the liberals will see it! These satellites are sensitive enough to tell the difference between a Colt.45 and a.38 Special! And when they detect you with a firearm, their computers cross-reference the address to figure out your name, and then an enormous database housed at Berkeley is updated with information about you.
Of course, this all works fine during the day, but what about at night? Even the liberals can't control the rotation of the Earth to prevent nightfall from setting in (only Joshua was able to ask for that particular favor!) That's where the "moon" comes in. Powered by nuclear reactors, the "moon" is nothing more than an enormous balloon, emitting trillions of candlepower of gun-revealing light. Piloted by key members of the liberal community, the "moon" is strategically moved across the country, pointing out those who dare to make use of their God-given rights at night!
Yes, I know this probably sounds paranoid and preposterous, but consider this. Despite what the revisionist historians tell you, there is no mention of the "moon" anywhere in literature or historical documents -- anywhere -- before 1950. That is when it was initially launched. When President Josef Kennedy, at the State of the Union address, proclaimed "We choose to go to the moon", he may as well have said "We choose to go to the weather balloon." The subsequent faking of a "moon" landing on national TV was the first step in a long history of the erosion of our constitutional rights by leftists in this country. No longer can we hide from our government when the sun goes down.
This is a free minix-like kernel for i386(+) based AT-machines.... Thus you currently need minix to bootstrap the system....
The linux kernel has been made under minix, and it was my original idea
to make it binary compatible with minix.... As already mentioned, the linux FS is the same as in minix. This makes
crosscompiling from minix easy, and means you can mount a linux
partition from minix
GCC developers are some of the worst language lawyers you'll ever find. Code that used to work correctly will break (optimizations, yo) if they decide it's undefined or implementation defined behavior. Like overflow. They have to add those shitty builtin "safe" overflow math functions because MAX_INT + 1 is undefined. GCC will never generate code for an architecture where that is undefined, but when give the chance to "do the right thing" or "save a couple cycles and break code", GCC will fuck you over.
Let's face the facts: walmart uses node.js. It's webscale. What does amazon use? Java or c++ or something like that. Not webscale! Amazon should probably just close their doors and give the money back to their investors. It is literally impossible to beat node.js. I mean, to be a java programmer, you have to go to college and shit. To be a rockstar ninja javascript programmer, all you need is a 6-week code bootcamp.
I am Heavy Neutrino Guy....and this is my neutrino. She weighs 0.320 ± 0.081 eV/c2 and weakly interacts with gravity. It costs four hundred thousand dollars to detect this particle...for point twelve seconds.
Ahahahahahaha!
Oh my god, who touched Sasha? Alright. Who touched my lepton!?
Some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe, maybe. I've yet to meet one that can outsmart muon.
Waaaahhhhh! Uraaaaaaah! Ahahahahahaha! Cry some more!
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It's not so much that this shows my quick-thinking resourcefulness but that it gives CmdrTaco some material to work with.
Yesterday morning I was completely overcome with the urge to shit. The nearest public restroom was a half-mile away. It wasn't even going to work to step outside the tent to go behind a bush so I... ... grabbed an empty soup can then shat into it.
And another, and another. Only a little into the third.
Then I wiped my ass on a torn-off piece of paper grocery sack.
Stuffed the asswipe into that last can, set all three cans outside the tent, got another couple hours sleep then carried the cans to a trash can a hundred yards away.
The next time some jackass (I mean, "non-technical co-founder") asks if you can build his facebook clone (for free, of course), you can 302 him gigster.
Under EU law, unpublished works lose their copyright protection and become public domain after 50 years. 50 years ago... that was 1965. Lots of music still relevant today was being made (Beatles, Rolling Stones, etc). Some of those songs had a dozen or more alternate takes. Some record companies are now releasing them to prevent them from going into the public domain. Many record companies don't have their shit together and have allowed them to lapse.
Many (pre-1964, soon pre-1965) Beatles recordings are now public domain, but locked up in a facility. I've started a kickstarter to finance a commando raid to liberate these public domain recordings. We've assembled an international team including a soviet heavy weapons guy, a french spy, an australian sniper, an alcoholic black scottish cyclops, a german medic, a texas engineer, a new england scout, a soldier, and a pyro. Once we have the funding, we intend to capture their intelligence.
That trick also works with blowjobs and heroin.
It's not even TED, it's TEDx. TEDx is to TED what JavaScript is to Java. or what "News For Nerds" is to News.
Diamonds are a bad example because they are common and worthless. If you think they have value, it's due to marketing and artificial supply constraints. You might as well mine asteroids for water based on a $10 bottle of Fiji at the airport.
Maybe. Maybe.
I have yet to meet one who can out troll bullet!
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Even better -- at the time, GNUStep was the "official" GNU desktop. Both Solaris and GNU/Linux could have been OS X but they bet on the wrong horse (Java and GNOME, respectively)
I call them: "utter shit". And the people that use them: "retards"
Is this the dumbest question you've ever been asked?
Nice logic there. I guess AirBNB and Uber aren't real, either.
Can they tell if I'm hung like a horse or I stuffed a summer sausage in my pants?
It amazes me that so many allegedly "educated" people have fallen so quickly and so hard for a fraudulent fabrication of such laughable proportions. The very idea that a gigantic ball of rock happens to orbit our planet, showing itself in neat, four-week cycles -- with the same side facing us all the time -- is ludicrous. Furthermore, it is an insult to common sense and a damnable affront to intellectual honesty and integrity. That people actually believe it is evidence that the liberals have wrested the last vestiges of control of our public school system from decent, God-fearing Americans (as if any further evidence was needed! Daddy's Roommate? God Almighty!)
Documentaries such as Enemy of the State have accurately portrayed the elaborate, byzantine network of surveillance satellites that the liberals have sent into space to spy on law-abiding Americans. Equipped with technology developed by Handgun Control, Inc., these satellites have the ability to detect firearms from hundreds of kilometers up. That's right, neighbors .. the next time you're out in the backyard exercising your Second Amendment rights, the liberals will see it! These satellites are sensitive enough to tell the difference between a Colt .45 and a .38 Special! And when they detect you with a firearm, their computers cross-reference the address to figure out your name, and then an enormous database housed at Berkeley is updated with information about you.
Of course, this all works fine during the day, but what about at night? Even the liberals can't control the rotation of the Earth to prevent nightfall from setting in (only Joshua was able to ask for that particular favor!) That's where the "moon" comes in. Powered by nuclear reactors, the "moon" is nothing more than an enormous balloon, emitting trillions of candlepower of gun-revealing light. Piloted by key members of the liberal community, the "moon" is strategically moved across the country, pointing out those who dare to make use of their God-given rights at night!
Yes, I know this probably sounds paranoid and preposterous, but consider this. Despite what the revisionist historians tell you, there is no mention of the "moon" anywhere in literature or historical documents -- anywhere -- before 1950. That is when it was initially launched. When President Josef Kennedy, at the State of the Union address, proclaimed "We choose to go to the moon", he may as well have said "We choose to go to the weather balloon." The subsequent faking of a "moon" landing on national TV was the first step in a long history of the erosion of our constitutional rights by leftists in this country. No longer can we hide from our government when the sun goes down.
Linus Benedick Torvalds disagrees with you.
Notes for linux release 0.01
This is a free minix-like kernel for i386(+) based AT-machines. ... Thus you currently need minix to bootstrap the system. ...
The linux kernel has been made under minix, and it was my original idea
to make it binary compatible with minix. ... As already mentioned, the linux FS is the same as in minix. This makes
crosscompiling from minix easy, and means you can mount a linux
partition from minix
Scott Walker also dropped out.
GCC developers are some of the worst language lawyers you'll ever find. Code that used to work correctly will break (optimizations, yo) if they decide it's undefined or implementation defined behavior. Like overflow. They have to add those shitty builtin "safe" overflow math functions because MAX_INT + 1 is undefined. GCC will never generate code for an architecture where that is undefined, but when give the chance to "do the right thing" or "save a couple cycles and break code", GCC will fuck you over.
Have you tried ninnle linux? It's pretty cutting-edge... and no system d shit!
Come on, be honest!
It's also a bomber. A suicide bomber.
And then do a Google image search for "tubgirl" for another Japanese thing. Bet you're no longer hungry for popcorn!
The boy who cried wolf was also an alarmist. It worked out better for the wolf than it did for the boy.
Let's face the facts: walmart uses node.js. It's webscale. What does amazon use? Java or c++ or something like that. Not webscale! Amazon should probably just close their doors and give the money back to their investors. It is literally impossible to beat node.js. I mean, to be a java programmer, you have to go to college and shit. To be a rockstar ninja javascript programmer, all you need is a 6-week code bootcamp.
I am Heavy Neutrino Guy....and this is my neutrino. She weighs 0.320 ± 0.081 eV/c2 and weakly interacts with gravity. It costs four hundred thousand dollars to detect this particle...for point twelve seconds.
Ahahahahahaha!
Oh my god, who touched Sasha? Alright. Who touched my lepton!?
Some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe, maybe. I've yet to meet one that can outsmart muon.
Waaaahhhhh! Uraaaaaaah! Ahahahahahaha! Cry some more!
Heheh, cry some more.
Like they say, shit in one hand, get a slashdot cybersecurity degree in the other. Both look and smell the same!