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  1. WTF? on The Saga of Katie.com · · Score: 2, Insightful

    This is nothing more than, "You have something we want, therefore you need to give it to us."

    The trademark/domain issues only create confusion. It seems Katie T's lawyers are hoping to capitalize on that confusion.

  2. Re:Heh on How Google Will Have Achieved The Semantic Web · · Score: 2, Insightful

    XML doesn't mean that computers will be able to classify information based on semantics, it just packages data so that the computers don't have to do that work. Somebody still has to mark up the information.

  3. Re:Retaining water on Just Add, Umm, Water · · Score: 1

    Camels!

  4. Tip for the Fench police on U2 Threatens to Release Album Early on iTunes · · Score: 1

    check in the garbage.

  5. There's plenty of religion on Game with God · · Score: 3, Funny

    Games have plenty of religion. Unreal Tournament 2004 would not be much fun if I couldn't be reincarnated every time I died.

  6. Re:I disagree... on Is Math A Sport? · · Score: 2, Funny
    For example, by your criteria, masturbation can be a sport

    Maybe, but not a team sport, because you can win single-handedly.

  7. Re:Can they search your browser cache / trashcan? on Airlines Gave More Data Than Previously Disclosed · · Score: 1

    It sounds like before we travel, we should enable the login or bios password.

  8. Re:Great. on U.S. Navy to Deploy Rail Guns by 2011 · · Score: 1

    As a few people with box cutters and mace demonstrated, you don't need big guns to send a country into turmoil.

  9. Re:An insult to cigarettes on Microsoft's Magical 'Myth-Busting' Tour · · Score: 1

    In Soviet Ru...hell, everywhere, Joe Camel strangles YOU.

  10. Re:There is some light at the end of the tunnel on SCO Slammed in Slander of Title Suit · · Score: 3, Funny

    Or even worse, you realize you are a turd.

  11. Re:How is Sony going to do it? on Theaters vs. Camcorders, Round 27 · · Score: 1

    I doubt it. Sony Music was complaining about MP3s while their electronics division was looking at making MP3 players. People used to talk about this all the time on /. back in 1999 or so. It's tough to stay organized when your company is so big.

  12. Re:I have a better proof, and it fits on There Are Infinitely Many Prime Twins · · Score: 1

    are you schizophrenic?

  13. Not a good book on Hardcore Java · · Score: 1
    I read this book on Safari. Really, nothing in this book is advanced -- it's just about all covered much better in Bloch's Effective Java and in free articles online.

    Some parts that contribute to my bad review:

    • The first chapter tells us that RTTI is used by the compiler to prevent type errors.
    • Not only do the code examples dealing with the final keyword not work, they very obviously don't work.

    Oreilly has a good track record for their books, but this one made me think they'll give anyone a book deal.

  14. I can see it coming on Privacy in the Woods? · · Score: 4, Funny

    People get dehydrated out there as well. I think we need bottled water available for sale every 300 feet. Someone might also ruin his or her shoes -- there ought to be niketowns out in the woods. And sometimes people camp and they forget their silverware. There should be an establishment that sells silverware. And what if those mountains and waterfalls start to seem a little dull? There needs to be a Blockbuster video accessible with all the latest releases.

    Gee, the forests seem so inconvenient and intimidating. I think you've stumbled onto something.

  15. Re:Somebody doesn't understand O notation... on Programming As If Performance Mattered · · Score: 1

    Just to be nitpicky (although people make this mistake all the time), big Oh means asymptotic upper bound, not lower bound. When I want to argue the "slowness" of an algorithm, I need to provide an asymptotic lower bound with Omega. If f(n) is asymptotically bounded above and below by g(n), then we can say f(n) is Theta(g(n)).

  16. Re:Too Low on Bill Gates Fined $800,000 Over Stock Purchases · · Score: 1
    You're essentially saying the law has two sides, depending on how wealthy you are.

    That's because it does.

  17. Re:Well... on IT Workers Not Eligible for Overtime in New Rules · · Score: 1
    Third, skill as a programmer depends a lot on natural talent, and there's a lot of ego involved. There are lots of really gifted individuals who would rightfully object to being grouped in with people who took a six month course at the local community college.

    How does this not apply to any other profession?

  18. I'm okay with the concept, but it is too difficult on Are You Reporting Your Internet Purchases? · · Score: 1

    The thing I find annoying is that I have to do all the legwork and keep records. If the gov't has the ability to find out what I bought, why not just send me a bill? Or have the online retailer charge the tax.

  19. Re:Quality on Congress To Force Cable a la Carte Plans · · Score: 1
    The 'poor quality' argument is a favorite of the "HEY EVERYONE, I DON'T OWN A TV, LET ME TELL YOU WHY" crowd.

    As a member of that crowd, I say that yes, we often do make these kinds of statements with a hefty dose of self righteousness. However, one cannot help but be amused by people who, on one hand, moan about the awful injustices of cable pricing, yet, on the other, continue to watch.

  20. Re:Censorship on Wal-Mart Relaunches Online Music Store · · Score: 1

    Their death metal section probably consists of Counting Crows. Then you go to the extreme death metal section, which has some Def Leppard albums.

  21. Re:Low priority? on Planetary Defense: Protecting Earth from Asteroids · · Score: 1
    So, you see, we humans must (A) protect ourselves and (B) colonize other parts of the solar system or the galaxy.

    Why...what's the long term goal? It's not like we've improved anything on this planet.

  22. Re:Meanwhile, back on the western front... on Novell Quotes AT&T on Derivative Works · · Score: 3, Funny
    I'm just wondering if they still have anything else up their sleeves?

    Darl is going to enter the courtroom wearing a neck brace.

  23. Wow on RFID Casino Chips · · Score: 4, Funny

    This really changes the scrupulous image that the casinos had going for them.

  24. Re:Use cash as much as possible. on FBI Can Inspect Bank Records w/o Court Orders · · Score: 1

    Also be sure to put tinfoil around your wallet. Seems like they introduced the new $20 right around the same time RFID tags got popular. Coincidence? I don't think so! :)

  25. Re:Everybody should just relax on Congress Expands FBI Powers · · Score: 3, Funny

    At the very least, they could pass out free lube.