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  1. Re:Google is people. on Ambiguity Drives Google's Valuation · · Score: 1

    Google is people

    nope. soylent green is people.

  2. Re:Simply ludicrous on AMD Alleges Intel Compilers Create Slower AMD Code · · Score: 3, Funny

    That is an outragous claim! No company would stoop so low. Why, that would be like claiming that Microsoft configured its servers to give broken HTML to browsers other than Internet Explorer. That would be like saying that Apple gave away free MP3s that work in the Ipod but that crash other music players. That would be like saying that Adobe publishes pdfs that b0rk XPDF.

    (that should have been followed by the obligatory:)

    oh wait...

  3. yep on The Book of Postfix · · Score: 1

    "It's a little known fact, but mail servers were the 10th plague that God visited upon the egyptians." -j.d. illiad frazer btw koetter has been a huge help for years with his postfix/cyrus/tls howto on the web.

  4. Re:Do you remember Cyrix? on The Dual-Core War - Is Intel in Trouble? · · Score: 1

    the early celerons were NOT a complete joke.

    in fact the early celerons were the only one's worth a shit.

    the last 3 years of celerons suck balls.

    that is all.

  5. Re:lets get drunk and drive... on Bush Signs Law Targeting P2P Pirates · · Score: 2, Informative

    One gets even less time if you happen to be a rep or senator.

    Average citizen steals a movie, goes to jail for 3 years.

    Senator/Representative with a known history of piss poor driving? 100 days in jail.

    "According to police, Janklow was behind the wheel of his Cadillac on August 16 when he ran a stop sign at a rural intersection about 10 miles south of Flandreau. Scott, who was riding his motorcycle home from his father-in-law's 80th birthday party, crashed into the side of Janklow's car and was killed."

    http://www.cnn.com/2004/LAW/01/22/janklow.sentenci ng/

    http://www.geocities.com/hrlygator10/Anti-JanklowP roject.html

  6. Re:Dupe and a lie on Linus Defends Proprietary File Formats [Updated] · · Score: 1

    I've got Faux News and the Bullocks Broadcasting Company loaded in tabs automatically in my firefox browser.

    that way i get my slanted half-truths from both sides.

  7. Re:Good riddance on Blockbuster Settles No Late Fee Suit · · Score: 1

    to the parent, i agree. BLOCKBUSTER SUCKS DONKEY BALLS.

    I could post a long & detailed history of their crap customer service, but I'm too tired.

    I do, still remember in 1998, when I'd go to Blockbuster after Blockbuster, and it was the same old tired line. "People don't want to rent DVDs. That's why we don't have them" ...I had to go to a competitor.

    Blockbuster isn't an innovator. Just a bloated corp resting on their hind ends.

    How about their movies by mail? Oh that's original.

  8. Re:ISOs for all on Norway Considers New Copyright Laws · · Score: 1

    wonderful. iPod ISO edition. beautiful. that's just beautiful.

  9. Re:Freedom of Speech, Freedom of the Press! on Indymedia Server Raided by FBI · · Score: 1

    mod up.

    dangerous people are on both sides.

    you've got the cross burners, and you've got guys who will spike trees.

    sheesh. liberal bias rears it's ugly head again.

  10. would be great if i could on Simplifying Linux Driver Installation · · Score: 2, Insightful

    would be great if i could simply #apt-get install sblive or #apt-cache search wintv not neccessarily wanting apt to do it but just something as easy as apt.

  11. ruff! on Surviving College With Gear And Sanity Intact? · · Score: 4, Funny

    rottweiler ;-)

  12. Re:This is one thing I'd like to see before I die. on Space Elevator Prizes Proposed · · Score: 1

    before i die, i'd like to see a petrified natalie portman covered with hot grits.

    in person.

  13. Re:keep your eyes on the screen.. on TrackIR3 Pro Head-Tracking System For Gamers · · Score: 1

    parent a troll? common folks. The problem he mentioned is the very first thing that came to my mind.

    When I turn my head to look at something, my eyes are going to look in the same direction. It's just natural. It's unnatural to turn your head to look at something, and keep your eyes fixed dead ahead.

    I would love this product integrated with a head mounted display. Can you imagine looking around in stereo AND your head controls tracking.

    ~t

  14. Re:Awesome! on Lucas to Make Sequels to Star Wars After All? · · Score: 1

    meeza makeza joke

    of course i'll watch them. i'll watch anything lucas puts out, even if it is sub par.

    hell, i watched "Laser Blast" at the theaters in 1978. I'll pretty much watch anything sci-fi.

    Somebody's Laser Blast DVD review

  15. Re:Awesome! on Lucas to Make Sequels to Star Wars After All? · · Score: 5, Funny

    loads blaster...presses firmly to temple

    click.

    damn.

    another 3 we will have to suffer ;-)

  16. Re:*sigh* on A Day In The Life Of A Spammer · · Score: 2, Funny

    actually if it were easy and legal, scumbags would walk into your kitchen and plaster ads all over your fridge. they'd tattoo your children with messages of "increase your penile girth", and hook up a special radio that would play at random times during the middle of the night "buy me, buy me, (insert product plug here)"

    spam has nothing to do with profitability. and everything to do with being easy and dirt fucking cheap.

    face it. spammers are lazy fucking scum, and if it were made expensive/difficult to send email then they would move on to some other form of despised behavior.

  17. Re:How can MS keep a straight face when it says th on Microsoft Funded Study Cinches 10yr Deal · · Score: 1

    ha! no doubt. you see TCO bandied about by people who think they are so "in the know". "oh darling, you are mistaken about your expense estimates, because you forgot about Teee Ceee Ohhhh"

  18. Re:A few thoughts on Experiences with Laser Eye Surgery? · · Score: 2, Interesting

    are you suggesting that lasik takes the place of 40 years of eye appointments?

    that would be terribly mistaken.

    even if you had perfect vision without lasik, it would still be highly recommended to check your eyes at least every couple of years.

    if you do get lasik, there are plenty of people who do not get a perfect correction. depending upon the humidity during the operation and possibly during the days that you are healing, your correction will vary. the doc tries to adjust so that you do get the right correction.

    one of my buddies that got his done years ago, his vision is perfect still. but two friends had theirs done recently had their vision worsen slightly (still better then original) a year later, after initially being nearly perfect.

    my vision is nearly 20/20, i don't need glasses...but my vision is precious. you won't catch me going 5 years without an eye exam.

  19. Re:Good on PHP Not Moving To The GPL · · Score: 1

    apparently all irony is lost on you.

    but i'll spell it out for you, oh quick one:

    i laugh at ppl who call RMS a thug.

    i'll even raise an eyebrow when ppl call Microsoft's actions thuggery.

    but if you don't "get it", you keep charging those windmills...

  20. Re:Good on PHP Not Moving To The GPL · · Score: 1

    there's a little project that's taking a heroic stand against that pita communist, RMS.

    you might have heard of them? (www.microsoft.com)

    (sarcasm off)

  21. Re:its faster.. on Video and Software Downloads Overtaking Music · · Score: 2, Insightful

    i've downloaded my share of dvd rips, so problems 1,2 & 3 are non-existent in those cases. i won't watch cams for the reasons you outlined.

    still, the cinema is an enjoyable experience, imo.

    if it didn't cost nearly $10 a ticket and $4 for a box of candy, I'd probably go more often.

  22. Re:Still Wondering on Professor Creates His Own Cisco Manual · · Score: 2, Insightful

    once Harcourt, Editis, John Wiley and McGraw-Hill pack it up because you've killed off their ability to make a profit, i hope you have a talented army of volunteers ready to crank out some material.

  23. Re:LUGs on Recent Grads and Experience Beyond the Desktop? · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The people in my local lug are some of the most regular guys and gals I know.

    I also have friends that are investment bankers, physcists and medical doctors.

    I can find elitist assholes if I want, but they aren't at the lug.

  24. Re:How Far? on Scientist Sees Space Elevator in 15 Years · · Score: 1

    and this wonderous carbon nanotube material?

    i'm sure the military would interested in a few sheets of that stuff to drape over their tanks.

    michael jackson might want some for his playland.

  25. Re:Some cautions on Scientist Sees Space Elevator in 15 Years · · Score: 1

    ok, i rtfa.

    it does state 62,000 miles.

    I doubt this will ever happen in that fashion.

    A continuous strand 8 times the diameter of the earth whipping around our planet, nearly a third of the way to the moon.

    needless to say, i have my doubts.