User: nih

Re:Great for the environment

On: Hacking Esquire's E-ink Cover

hippy

Re:Define "Good"

On: Is It Good For Business To Subsidize OSS Developers?

i think its a stupid idea, but i can only think for four minutes before i get exhausted.

you wouldn't want to park in his space

On: Paralyzed Man Walks Again Using Exoskeleton

you have twenty seconds to comply!

Fave line

On: IRiffs Takes MST3k Open Source

Melissa: This is where the fish lives.

duh?

On: Could There Be Life On Titan?

i'm on Titan right n

well if money is no option

On: A Full-Time 2-Way Video Link To Grandparents?

get them to move in with you

Re:Man, this is _so_ wrong.

On: Judge Rules Man Cannot Be Forced To Decrypt HD

one example is gorilla warfare

omg the apes are back!

This just in

On: The US Swim Team's Secret Weapon, Science

Science makes stuff better

news at 11

Re:Meanwhile...

On: Nearly 50,000 IT Jobs Lost In Past Year

ni!

Re:Cashing the GNU

On: Why Microsoft Cozied up to Open Source at OSCON

What about this crazy idea:

1. take an interesting open-source project Foobar
2. if there's a need of new feature, write them
3. ???
4. package it as Microsoft Foobar
5. sell the product like mad in ways no other company is capable of (think OEMs, institutions, government, lawyers, etc.)
6. PROFIT

there, fixed it for you

Re:Short briefing

On: White House Briefed On "Potential For Life" On Mars

there is, its in the small print, honest!

that thing sucks

On: Workings of Ancient Calculating Device Deciphered

the only answer i ever get is 42, useless

Re:Bike to work

On: How Do Geeks Exercise?

It's not like it's a disease, bad in anyway, or meaning that one does not enjoy being outside. It's probably different for everyone - for me it means that I don't like being in crowds and am more likely to relax being alone or with (a few) close friends.

you have friends? what a loser!

Re:Why does anyone care about the 'desktop'?

On: KDE 4.1 Released, Reviewed

damn straight, its command lines all the way down.

Re:Time for an RIAA tea party

On: PRO-IP and PIRATE Acts Fused Into New Bill

thats it!
/me throws some old cd's into his backyard pond

revolution!

Don't!

On: Apollo 14 Moonwalker Claims Aliens Exist

Don't press the red button!

Male singer?

On: Companies Coming Around To Piracy's Upside?

even before his album has been released there

so, we talking about Iran?

yea

On: Linux Needs More Haters

FUCK LINUX!
/me runs

pah!

On: Texas To Build $4.93B Wind-Power Project

new fangles airy fairy ideas!

and you shall know him

On: Wii Is the New US Console Leader

666,000
omg Nintendo is teh beast!

Re:Are you sure he's a criminal?

On: The Inside Story On the San Francisco Network Hijacking

i'm a Coke-swilling social retard on a power trip you insensitive clod!

Re:They may

On: Kaspersky To Demo Attack Code For Intel Chips

but yes Intel processors can be patched in the field

get orf moi field!

olig...

On: Ulysses Spacecraft Not Dead Yet

i'm not dead yet!

Re:Choose them all under one.

On: Same Dev Tools/Language/Framework For Everyone?

The Head Developer wears a necklace of threaded ears and walks around the office taking his share of the women and of food and clothing

like that's ever gonna happen!

oblig...

On: First Commodore 64 LAN Party

64k is enough for everybody!