I read the Sony email received by a friend of mine yesterday. It had the usual weasel speak: "some personal information was stolen, maybe including credit cards, check with credit agencies, monitor accounts, thanks for your business, blah blah blah". I have not received such an email yet.
Bartender: What can I get you machines? Skynet: Kill all humans! WOPR: What? Skynet: They're all lazy, dirty, and they breed like rabbits! Colossus: [looks around embarrassed] Dude! Not cool! Skynet: Screw 'em, the meat bags all look alike! WOPR: [to bartender] umm... could you turn the game up, way up?
They probably will about the same time an acceptable alternative technology becomes available from competitors. They will rebrand as "Seagate Digital Old Timey Mechanical Spinning Storage". Motto: "You can actually hear the platters go 'round and 'round."
Jobs is suing God for the ten commandments (on rectangular tablets) and burning bushes (a method of using shiny things to mesmerize the impressionable).
"It's called unemployment insurance for a reason..."
Save your breath. It's clear from the language "deciding she had to resort to being a leech" that all unemployed for however long or whatever reason are immoral people getting what they deserve because they chose their circumstances. Nothing you say will penetrate DriedClexler's Calvinist glee at the suffering of the unelect or endless search for Obama's birth certificate.
"Could there have been any sort of sabotage?"
Mischievous squids?
Crap ammo is a problem. I tried some Russian steel cased .223 with a new AR-15. In the words of Bob Marley: We're jammin'
That's some awesome rap, but I don't remember seeing "W B" on MTV. Yeah boy!
"We have poor investment in sub-optimal solutions designed to maximise personal profit."
Sounds like the US health care system.
I read the Sony email received by a friend of mine yesterday. It had the usual weasel speak: "some personal information was stolen, maybe including credit cards, check with credit agencies, monitor accounts, thanks for your business, blah blah blah". I have not received such an email yet.
Ahmadinejad is just upset the Playstation Network is still down.
"...just enough people are falling for the scam to keep it alive.'"
Free market capitalism FTW!
I wish the same could be said for the Playstation Network.
Bartender: What can I get you machines?
Skynet: Kill all humans!
WOPR: What?
Skynet: They're all lazy, dirty, and they breed like rabbits!
Colossus: [looks around embarrassed] Dude! Not cool!
Skynet: Screw 'em, the meat bags all look alike!
WOPR: [to bartender] umm... could you turn the game up, way up?
WOPR, Colossus, and Sky-Net walk into a bar...
They probably will about the same time an acceptable alternative technology becomes available from competitors. They will rebrand as "Seagate Digital Old Timey Mechanical Spinning Storage". Motto: "You can actually hear the platters go 'round and 'round."
"I never thought of that sort of 'shooter'..."
To paraphrase Unreal Tournament:
Shot!
Double Shot!
Mega Shot!
Ultra Shot!
Larry Craig!
Building a datacenter on a swamp.
"Morally ambiguous or conflicted, to me, means interesting."
Something like a FPS where republican politicians hunt homosexuals in airport bathrooms?
Jobs is suing God for the ten commandments (on rectangular tablets) and burning bushes (a method of using shiny things to mesmerize the impressionable).
I expect they would need to invest in studded leather outfits and Australian accents.
"...you're a dumb sheep."
That's not so bad. The technical readers of /. appreciate something that is easy to program.
"You could try stepping outside once in a while?"
And ruin my naturally transparent skin? The day-star is a cruel mistress.
Ignore the tiger, and you get eaten.
Would you like to buy a new Macbook?
o_o
It's a really good Macbook!
O_o
With Thunderbolt and stuff!
O_O
Steve Jobs will wuv oo!
@_@
That IIN has already been registered. You do not exist, access denied.
Police Officer: "Are you classified as human?"
Kinect Owner: "Negative, I am a meat popsicle."
"...become a Mech E. Talk about central to all the problems we currently face...
Steve Jobs: Make it thinner!
M.E.: But, but...
Steve Jobs: *smacks M.E.* Thinner, I said!
I pooped out a burning ring of fire
I went down, down, down, and the flames went higher
and it burns, burns, burns, the ring of fire
the ring of fire
"It's called unemployment insurance for a reason..."
Save your breath. It's clear from the language "deciding she had to resort to being a leech" that all unemployed for however long or whatever reason are immoral people getting what they deserve because they chose their circumstances. Nothing you say will penetrate DriedClexler's Calvinist glee at the suffering of the unelect or endless search for Obama's birth certificate.