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  1. Re:Memory Part? on Mystery Air Crash Black Box Found Sans Memory Part · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Could there have been any sort of sabotage?"

    Mischievous squids?

  2. Re:Poor estimation on New Heat Pump Will Last 10,000 Years · · Score: 0

    Crap ammo is a problem. I tried some Russian steel cased .223 with a new AR-15. In the words of Bob Marley: We're jammin'

  3. Re:Quote W B Yeats on China's High-Speed Trains Coming Off the Rails · · Score: 1

    That's some awesome rap, but I don't remember seeing "W B" on MTV. Yeah boy!

  4. Re:Snatching defeat from the jaws of victory on China's High-Speed Trains Coming Off the Rails · · Score: 0

    "We have poor investment in sub-optimal solutions designed to maximise personal profit."

    Sounds like the US health care system.

  5. Re:Sony is warning users? on 77 Million Accounts Stolen From Playstation Network · · Score: 1

    I read the Sony email received by a friend of mine yesterday. It had the usual weasel speak: "some personal information was stolen, maybe including credit cards, check with credit agencies, monitor accounts, thanks for your business, blah blah blah". I have not received such an email yet.

  6. Doubtful on Iran Says It Has Detected Second Cyber Attack · · Score: 5, Funny

    Ahmadinejad is just upset the Playstation Network is still down.

  7. Theory of Economic Selection on Why People Should Stop Being Duped By the 3D Scam · · Score: 1

    "...just enough people are falling for the scam to keep it alive.'"

    Free market capitalism FTW!

  8. Re:Hasta la vista, baby. on Amazon Denies Skynet's Involvement In AWS Outage · · Score: 1

    I wish the same could be said for the Playstation Network.

  9. Re:Is this a joke? on Skynet Becomes Aware, Launches Nuclear Attack · · Score: 1

    Bartender: What can I get you machines?
    Skynet: Kill all humans!
    WOPR: What?
    Skynet: They're all lazy, dirty, and they breed like rabbits!
    Colossus: [looks around embarrassed] Dude! Not cool!
    Skynet: Screw 'em, the meat bags all look alike!
    WOPR: [to bartender] umm... could you turn the game up, way up?

  10. Is this a joke? on Skynet Becomes Aware, Launches Nuclear Attack · · Score: 4, Funny

    WOPR, Colossus, and Sky-Net walk into a bar...

  11. Re:Merge on Samsung HD Unit Bought By Seagate · · Score: 1

    They probably will about the same time an acceptable alternative technology becomes available from competitors. They will rebrand as "Seagate Digital Old Timey Mechanical Spinning Storage". Motto: "You can actually hear the platters go 'round and 'round."

  12. Re:Moral ambiguity? on FPS Gaming and the 'Just-World Hypothesis' · · Score: 1

    "I never thought of that sort of 'shooter'..."

    To paraphrase Unreal Tournament:

    Shot!
    Double Shot!
    Mega Shot!
    Ultra Shot!
    Larry Craig!

  13. Missing Options on What Monty Python Teaches Us About Computing · · Score: 1

    Building a datacenter on a swamp.

  14. Re:Moral ambiguity? on FPS Gaming and the 'Just-World Hypothesis' · · Score: 1

    "Morally ambiguous or conflicted, to me, means interesting."

    Something like a FPS where republican politicians hunt homosexuals in airport bathrooms?

  15. Re:The Rosetta Stone! on Apple Sues Samsung Over Galaxy Phones and Tablets · · Score: 5, Informative

    Jobs is suing God for the ten commandments (on rectangular tablets) and burning bushes (a method of using shiny things to mesmerize the impressionable).

  16. Re:Bad News for USD on Local Currencies To Replace Dollar For 5 Countries' Dealings · · Score: 1

    I expect they would need to invest in studded leather outfits and Australian accents.

  17. Re:Bad News for USD on Local Currencies To Replace Dollar For 5 Countries' Dealings · · Score: 1

    "...you're a dumb sheep."

    That's not so bad. The technical readers of /. appreciate something that is easy to program.

  18. Re:I'm using the 105Mbit service and the cap is re on Comcast's 105MBit Service Comes With Data Cap · · Score: 1

    "You could try stepping outside once in a while?"

    And ruin my naturally transparent skin? The day-star is a cruel mistress.

  19. Re:Who'd a thunk it! on TSA Investigates... People Who Complain About TSA · · Score: 1

    Ignore the tiger, and you get eaten.

  20. Re:Press the Big Shiny Button for a Suprise! on Apple Faces Class-Action Suit For In-App Purchases · · Score: 2

    Would you like to buy a new Macbook?

    o_o

    It's a really good Macbook!

    O_o

    With Thunderbolt and stuff!

    O_O

    Steve Jobs will wuv oo!

    @_@

  21. Like a Game Registration Code on White House To Drop Details of Cyber ID On Tax Day · · Score: 1

    That IIN has already been registered. You do not exist, access denied.

  22. Yellow Circles on Microsoft's Kinect SDK Can Track and Listen · · Score: 2

    Police Officer: "Are you classified as human?"
    Kinect Owner: "Negative, I am a meat popsicle."

  23. Re:IT'S A TRAP! on Computer Science Enrollment Up 10% Last Fall · · Score: 1

    "...become a Mech E. Talk about central to all the problems we currently face...

    Steve Jobs: Make it thinner!
    M.E.: But, but...
    Steve Jobs: *smacks M.E.* Thinner, I said!

  24. Re:I'll pass. on New Chili Is World's Hottest · · Score: 0

    I pooped out a burning ring of fire
    I went down, down, down, and the flames went higher
    and it burns, burns, burns, the ring of fire
    the ring of fire

  25. Re:Phew! on Personal Info of 3.5 Million Texans Was Publicly Accessible · · Score: 1

    "It's called unemployment insurance for a reason..."

    Save your breath. It's clear from the language "deciding she had to resort to being a leech" that all unemployed for however long or whatever reason are immoral people getting what they deserve because they chose their circumstances. Nothing you say will penetrate DriedClexler's Calvinist glee at the suffering of the unelect or endless search for Obama's birth certificate.