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  1. Re:Silly President, streamlining's for wings on Feds Discover 1,000 More Government Data Centers · · Score: 1

    stall, make token gestures, lie, and basically find other ways to run out the clock until the next administration comes in...

    Or as Sir Humphrey Appleby said:
    "Indeed it is, beyond question, at the appropriate juncture, in due course, in the fullness of time."

  2. Re:Water damage too on iPhone 4 Screens Break 82% More Than 3GS · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...42% increase in water damage for the iPhone 4 over the 3GS

    Tears from frustration at all the dropped calls?

  3. Re:Mis-characterized on Apple Pays Couple $1.7m For 1 Acre Plot · · Score: 1

    ...to do so would require that Apple build the datacenter at least 12-14 stories tall

    Steve would use this layout. When the iLife Clock blinks, it's time to think different.

  4. Re:OMG on Facebook Billionaire Gives Money To Legalize Marijuana · · Score: 2, Insightful

    At least for the US, any workable system in Europe is immediately disregarded here by a stubborn minority as "socialist" (the new evil word) and foreign. This group believes anything the US does, regardless of results, is superior to the rest of the world. They will ignore or misrepresent established health care systems that provide better results for half the price because of those beliefs. They sure as hell won't follow a successful reduced harm law if it comes from outside the US.

    But maybe such laws getting a foothold in California will help change that. Or better yet, the marshmallow majority can get off their butt and vote in sufficient numbers to make themselves heard.

  5. Re:Flat technology! on Flat Pay Prompts 1 In 3 In IT To Consider Jump · · Score: 1

    Working legacy systems can also provide some job security. Nobody new is learning those systems and competition for your spot is limited. Look on the bright side of life... de do, de do

  6. Re:delivery by cluster bomb on Negroponte On OLPC's New Path, Plans For XO 3 · · Score: 1

    Now you see why the US didn't sign on to the treaty banning cluster bombs...

    If the unexploded bomblets from a cluster bomb resembled cash bribes you can be sure the treaty would be signed. Otherwise there would be many politicians with missing appendages.

  7. Re:someone is studying this? on Top Reason for Facebook Unfriending Is Too Many Useless Posts · · Score: 3, Funny

    I just checked Glenn Beck's facebook page and he has plenty of friends.

  8. Re:Greed on Google Patent Proposes $2 Fee To Skip Commercials · · Score: 1

    Absolutely. On KLRU PBS I've seen a string of commercials that included: A beer commercial (Michelob), a fast food commercial (Schlotzkys), and an insurance commercial. These were not "brought to you by" or "supported by" screens, they were full blown commercials. Then they shutdown programming for a couple of weeks of "pledge week" every couple of months. To top it off, they have been cranking the commercial volume to 2x or 3x the main programming volume. At the end of the PBS News Hour be ready with the mute or you will jump out of your seat from the blaring commercials.

    I used to donate, now I just throw the weekly begging for more money mailers into the trash. I treat them like any other commercial broadcaster.

  9. Re:Everyone will be happy on West Virginia Is Geothermically Active · · Score: 1

    Burn it off with massive open fires so you can get to the green energy.

  10. Re:Settlements on Red Hat Settles Patent Case · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Probably Red Hat gets a perpetual free license and Acacia does not get their patent tested so they can pursue targets with fewer resources to protect themselves.

  11. Re:Happy and satisfied on Monkey Island Creator Slams Corporate Control Over Game Publishing · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's amazing you can still type while stroking Steve's member like that.

  12. RTFA on Court Rules Against Woman Who Didn't Like Search Results · · Score: 1

    ...baby seals, wolves, and wild horses;

    Kinky.

    ...'scholarly posts' on a website

    Of course. All of my posts are scholarly as well.

  13. Re:bummer on MGM and Warner Near On Deal For Hobbit Films · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...the stupid 'dwarf toss' and other anachronisms

    I'd almost forgotten the skateboarding elf, thanks.

  14. Re:It's amazing anyone employs him on Father of Java, James Gosling Unloads · · Score: 1

    I'm self employed (actually a partnership of 3 guys). It is a world more open and honest than dronehood, but as Bob Dylan sung: "You're going to have to serve somebody.". There is always someone upstream that requires edited information and managed expectations. At least when things pass a line of your choosing you can allow the customer to "pursue other opportunities" without trashing your entire income stream.

  15. Re:Beware? on Iris Scanning Set To Secure City In Mexico · · Score: 2, Funny

    Envision if you will...

    Reading this post while imagining the voice of Rod Serling is awesome! If only you had added the punch line "...you have now entered the Timer Warner Zone"

  16. Re:I can see the historians now on China Embargos Rare Earth Exports To Japan · · Score: 1

    M3 had not just found water on the moon (which was widely reported in the press) but a whole bunch of Holmium, Neodymium, Europium...

    Of course! The Japanese could launch robots to mine these minerals, pack them into large cargo ships for return to Earth, and then crash them into Beijing.

  17. Re:Can you hear that? on Intel Wants To Charge $50 To Unlock Your CPU's Full Capabilities · · Score: 3, Insightful

    This is a test by Intel. If it fails, Intel will drop it. If it succeeds, AMD will adopt it.

  18. Re:Microsoft Should Buy Them on SCO Puts Unix Assets On the Block · · Score: 1

    What an awesome pick up line!

  19. Re:Supernova Shrapnel??? on Supernova Shrapnel Found In Meteorite · · Score: 1

    ...pristine piece of supernova condensate

    De Beers has found its new premium wedding ring stone to part consumers from their money.

  20. Re:Social security number on Biometric IDs For Every Indian Citizen · · Score: 1

    Mods, get your shit together.

    This looks like an innocent fuck up. Mods are human and the occasional human might be distracted by chaos in the world, relationship problems, and a quart of tequila. So say sweet dreams to this fellow now resting an unconscious head on a keyboard collecting drool.

  21. Re:Expensive on School Swaps Math Textbooks For iPads · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Governments breed waste, inefficiency and tyranny and can never lead to a net gain for society when compared to a private institution.

    Never? Taking that at face value you must advocate the elimination of laws, courts, police, and military (all government institutions) to be replaced with the might makes right anarchy of every man for himself (the ultimate private institution). To me that sounds like a net loss for society.

  22. Re:Saltines lasagna on Cooking For Geeks · · Score: 1

    Saltines, Velveeta, ketchup.

    A lot of college students eat this also. Coincidence, or something more sinister?

  23. Re:Among others... on Narcissists, Insecure People Flock To Facebook · · Score: 5, Funny

    You're so vain, you probably think this post is about you.

  24. Re:Advertising on University Offers Class In Zombie Studies · · Score: 1

    It's probably a survey of Texas legislation from the last 15 years.

  25. The Interview on University Offers Class In Zombie Studies · · Score: 1

    I see you have an English degree with a specialization in zombie movies... [burns resume]