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  1. Re:Close one on The Titanic In 3-D · · Score: 1

    Its not like the Titanic is a remnant of a lost civilization.

    It's a pop icon, like Disney World or the Eiffel Tower. It will persist forever in a tomb of copyright and exploitation to titillate the masses and enrich the powerful. So, I'm pretty much OK with that.

  2. Re:I've got to say... on Free Software, a Matter of Life and Death · · Score: 4, Funny

    Roy: [answers phone] Hello, IT. Have you tried turning it off and on again?

  3. Re:Egos don't scale on The Scalability of Linus · · Score: 5, Interesting

    ...he is an arrogant idealist who tell stupid people with stupid ideas to fuck off.

    Some of the people he tells to fuck off are stupid, some are not. Some of the ideas he shits on are stupid, some are not. I seen plenty of times on LKML where he is dismissive and insulting only to later actually look at the ideas in detail and then accept them. The acceptance is sometimes in the form of repackaging the idea by a different, more favored developer so that there is never a need to acknowledge the original contributor may have been right.

    He seems to function well enough, but do not pretend he is perfect.

  4. Re:On the other hand... on The World's Strongest, Most Expensive Beer Served Inside a Squirrel · · Score: 1

    ...raise squirrels just for this purpose?

    Aighton Bailey Anally Raped with a Beer Bottle Squirrel Farm

    Witness the invisible hand of the free market allocating resources.

  5. You can have my beer... on The World's Strongest, Most Expensive Beer Served Inside a Squirrel · · Score: 1

    ...when you pry it from my cold, dead squirrel.

  6. Condensation on The World's Strongest, Most Expensive Beer Served Inside a Squirrel · · Score: 4, Funny

    With the heat and humidity here, that pelt would get wet and nasty pretty quick. It would make the recycling bin look pretty wild also.

  7. Re:A republican in favor of free speech ? on US Senate Passes 'Libel Tourism' Bill · · Score: 1

    The Free Speech Zone is a classic used by both parties. You can always recognize a "free speech zone" by the concrete barriers and chain link fencing.

  8. Re:Duh, they are in jail. on Cyberwarrior Shortage Threatens US Security · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The USA has a bad habit of arresting anyone with the skills and curiosity to perform such tasks.

    ...and refusing the skilled and desperately needed service of anyone who "likes show tunes".

  9. Re:Turn your phrase into a password. on Passwords That Are Simple — and Safe(?) · · Score: 1

    Password Are Seriosly Safe When Obscuring Remembered Ddetails.

  10. Whaaaa? on MacPaint Source Code Released to Museum · · Score: 4, Interesting

    ;
    ; FUNCTION Monkey: BOOLEAN;
    ;
    TST MonkeyLives ;IS THE MONKEY ACTIVE ?

    Funcy monkey.

  11. Re:Licensing on How IT Pros Can Avoid Legal Trouble · · Score: 1

    You are his technical resource.

    Jeez, nothing dehumanizing about that title.

  12. Re:A possible fix: on Google Spent $100M Defending Viacom Lawsuit · · Score: 1

    Place suits on slashdot for some mob rule moderation. The loser (or CEO of losing company) gets an ice pick in the eye.

  13. Doctor's Office on Matt Smith Leaving Doctor Who Already? · · Score: 1

    I hear Ricky Gervais is looking for work.

  14. Many potential jokes... on Inside Apple's Anechoic Testing Chambers · · Score: 1

    'junk in the trunk'

    I think they have just coined a new porn phrase.

    the fourth part is a field test, done in vans...

    ... down by the river.

  15. Re:A good start, but... on First Halophile Potatoes Harvested · · Score: 1

    ...go all the way, just leave out the potatoes, and pour pure fat into your throat

    +1 Delicious!

  16. Re:They created a group to help this new potato ra on First Halophile Potatoes Harvested · · Score: 4, Funny

    Poutine is murder! - Potato Ethical Treatment Association (PETA)

  17. Re:drug testing? on Feds To Help Train 50,000 Health IT Workers · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The original poster argues that invasive and unjustified prying into the private lives of employees is a disincentive to potential employees. You respond that anyone who questions those policies does drugs while on the job. You either missed the point or are purposefully ignoring it.

  18. Re:Here's a prediction on Can Drones Really Get National Airspace Access? · · Score: 1

    Google SkyView (TM), awesome. Targeted air to surface advertisements!

  19. Re:Mother... on Girl Seeks Help On Facebook During Assault · · Score: 1

    You will probably get slammed for that, but it is the truth. Letting the career criminal you no longer date live at your house with unrestricted access to your under age daughter? Durrrr....

  20. Yin and Yang on Twitter Says Americans Are Happier In the Morning · · Score: 1

    Coffee in the morning (wheee!) and alcohol in the evening (wheee!).

  21. Re:Wow on Your Feces Is a Wonderland of Viruses · · Score: 1

    people getting FECAL TRANSPLANTS...

    Two girl's one cup?

  22. Re:why do the russians need to spy on microsoft? on Deported Russian (Spy?) Worked At Microsoft · · Score: 1

    They wanted the secret of Ballmer's monkey dance!

  23. Re:Very sad to witness this on OpenSolaris Governing Board Closing Shop? · · Score: 1

    I felt like I was back in 1992 all over again...

    Ah, 1992. George H. W. Bush vomits into the lap of Prime Minister Kiichi Miyazawa on TV. Riots in Los Angeles. Hurricane Andrew. Windows 3.1 is released.

    Good times.

  24. Re:Why don't they find the serial killer gene inst on Familial DNA Testing Nabs Alleged Serial Killer · · Score: 1

    ...cure it while it's in the fetus stage

    Since detection will come long before treatment, I suspect the interim "cure" would be to puree and vacuum the fetus.

  25. I came here to... on Chinese News Reports the Taliban Are Training Monkey Soldiers · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...eat bananas and kick some ass, and I'm all out of bananas!