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  1. Vader is Luke's Father?!?!? on Review: Star Wars Episode II, Attack of the Clones · · Score: 3, Funny

    Damn. Well, I guess there's no reason for me to see Empire and RotJ, is there. Thanks for ruining it for me.

  2. Very good bad reviews on Review: Star Wars Episode II, Attack of the Clones · · Score: 2
    It's fun to read good (as in well written and funny) reviews of a bad movie. Here are some:

    The best, from The Washington Post


    It's too long, it's too dull, it's too lame.
    But the mythic source he seems to have based this episode on is . . . "The McLaughlin Group"

    It's like reading the latest dispatch on the Mongolian parliament, as reported by Elizabeth Drew in a really cranky mood.

    the master Obi-Wan (Ewan McGregor) and his young mentee, Anakin Skywalker (played by 'N Sync star Justin Timberlake - no, no, played by Hayden Christensen, who looks like an 'N Sync kid but doesn't have as much talent).

    I'll tell you one thing: no star system central, as in, say, MGM, would have built a movie around the dim Americans who haunt this one. In fact, the movie is kind of a laboratory on American vs. British technique. Score: Brits 10, Yanks 0.

    even an actual great actor, Samuel L. Jackson, seems ridiculous. He never looks comfortable as the Jedi Mace Windu, in robes and boots, and there's nothing he can do at all with a line like "The Genosians aren't warriors. One Jedi has to be worth a hundred Genosians!"

    The 'N Sync kid is even worse. He seems to have wandered in from a Pepsi commercial. No, that would have been Justin Timberlake. Who knows where this dreary boy has been?



    Salon.com hates it. The Onion isn't impressed, and Adequacy rips it as well.

    Ninja Yoda sounds fun though.

  3. Re:L&H : Sometimes the technology is there ! on Ultra Efficient Chip Cooling Passes Boeing Tests · · Score: 2
    they got into these fraudulent revenues schemes with daughter-companies

    Hmmm. That sounds familiar. Almost Enronesque.

  4. Washington Post Pans It on Quickies from a Galaxy Far Far Away · · Score: 3, Informative
    A few choice quotes from the review.

    It's too long, it's too dull, it's too lame.

    But the mythic source he seems to have based this episode on is . . . "The McLaughlin Group"

    It's like reading the latest dispatch on the Mongolian parliament, as reported by Elizabeth Drew in a really cranky mood.

    the master Obi-Wan (Ewan McGregor) and his young mentee, Anakin Skywalker (played by 'N Sync star Justin Timberlake - no, no, played by Hayden Christensen, who looks like an 'N Sync kid but doesn't have as much talent).

    I'll tell you one thing: no star system central, as in, say, MGM, would have built a movie around the dim Americans who haunt this one. In fact, the movie is kind of a laboratory on American vs. British technique. Score: Brits 10, Yanks 0.

    even an actual great actor, Samuel L. Jackson, seems ridiculous. He never looks comfortable as the Jedi Mace Windu, in robes and boots, and there's nothing he can do at all with a line like "The Genosians aren't warriors. One Jedi has to be worth a hundred Genosians!"

    The 'N Sync kid is even worse. He seems to have wandered in from a Pepsi commercial. No, that would have been Justin Timberlake. Who knows where this dreary boy has been?



  5. Root, God on Microsoft vs. Northwest Schools Part II · · Score: 2

    What's the difference?

  6. Kids these days on The Pros and Cons of Mainframe Linux · · Score: 4, Funny
    on my corporate mainframe...combo of NT and OpenBSD

    That ain't big iron! The only system that runs both of those is the Alpha. And the Alpha ain't a mainframe.

  7. web-slinging arachnoid-nerd on Spider-Man, Star Wars and the Power of Myth · · Score: 2

    Why not just say "arachnerd"?

  8. Strange Brew on Star Wars: AOTC Reviews Pour In · · Score: 1, Offtopic
    "Don't touch that, you could get electrocuted"

    "Listen to my brother, he's installed lots of car stereos."

  9. Re:recipe for comments in this discussion: on Star Wars: AOTC Reviews Pour In · · Score: 2

    Select "B" from group 1, "G" from group 2, and "E" from gouop =3, and you get this...

  10. I did on David Packard Writes HP Epitaph · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I liked vaxes. And vms. If DEC had avoided the merger then the Alpha might have gone somewhere.

  11. Re:This is fairly amusing... on Online News Stories that Change Behind Your Back · · Score: 1, Redundant
    Moderating on Slashdot is not done by the operators of Slashdot. It is done by readers who post

    No. The ops mod comments. A comment can get thousands of downmods in minutes, which implies either thousands of simultaneous moderators or a few with infinite mod points.

  12. Not only that on Attack of the Clones Cut in UK · · Score: 1, Troll
    Anakin loses his hand and marries the princess.

    More spoilers at salon.

  13. Lame? on Why Doesn't Sci-Fi Hit the Bestseller Lists? · · Score: 2

    I thought it was excellent. Gave a good view of Imperial politics and furthered the character development. Consider the changes in Bury from Mote to Hand.

  14. PhysicsGenius? on New Lighting Technology To Wipe Out Wi-Fi Access? · · Score: 2

    Is that you?

  15. Re:New Anti-Terrorism Laws put to good use? on Virus Piggybacks Microsoft Mail Worm · · Score: 2

    Well, that hasn't gone to court yet. More probable is that the airlines will be held liable for lax securiy.

  16. Re:Who is Harlan Ellison? on Slashback: Wal-Modem, Culpability, Misquotes · · Score: 2

    Longtime SF writer. His most famous story is probably "Repent Harlequin, Said the Ticktockman", and he wrote the ST:TOS episode "City on the Edge of Forever".

  17. Not a better search engine on Peruvian Congressman vs. Microsoft FUD · · Score: 2

    Just better searchers. Type 'peruvian' in the little search box thingy and that article comes right up.

  18. -1, dump it on Peruvian Congressman vs. Microsoft FUD · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    This has already appeared on the other site.

  19. Employment is a Trailing Indicator on HP/Compaq Merger Official Today · · Score: 3, Interesting

    That is, firing trails the downturn and hiring trails the upturn. First things go to hell, then people get fired, then things get better, then people get hired.

  20. From looking at the release notes on Red Hat Linux 7.3 Released · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It seems that if you have RH7.2 and you have run up2date weekly you have everything except for Moz, kde3, Evolution, and some gnome collab app. Since I've been running kde 3 since the release and have Moz 1.0-RC1, I see no need to download the ISO's.

  21. 32. Therac-25, X-ray on Debug your Code, or Else! · · Score: 3, Interesting

    The Therac-25 was an automated x-ray machine that overdosed patients. Fatally. It was a UI bug rather than a software bug. It's dissected in "Killer Defects" (IIRC) by Negroponte (again, IIRC).

  22. Re:But on Microsoft Expert Witness Stumbles · · Score: 2
    we're both off-topic, but it doesn't mean we're not interesting as well

    Story of my life...

  23. If I was sane on Microsoft Expert Witness Stumbles · · Score: 2

    would I be here?

  24. Jerry Pournelle on Is Starband's Satellite Internet Service Palatable? · · Score: 2
    Has satellite internet service. Look around his website for details.

    The main problem is latency. If you are downloading iso's it's great. 0.5 seconds to initiate the download, then it just comes roaring in. A site with lots of graphics, frames, and associated files that have to be downloaded individually sucks because there's that high latency on every file.

  25. But on Microsoft Expert Witness Stumbles · · Score: 2
    If I reply to that guy I am not offtopic, in the context of that thread. Just as this post is on topic to your post, which is, however, offtopic to the story.

    So you are off topic, but I am on topic, right?