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  1. Re:WTF?! on Nation-Wide Internet Censorship Proposed For Australia · · Score: 1

    Personally this is the kind of thing that I am beginning to suspect of Chairman Rudd, leader of the Labour party of the Peoples Republic of Australia (don't laugh, I swear it is happening...)

    Not a week goes by when we don't see a story about censorship, bans, etc in Australia. There have even been a number of reporters whose houses and places of work have been raided by the federal police to find the sources of embarrassing leaks. Not information that is vital to the security of the country, no. Merely information which when it was released into the public via our newspapers, was embarrassing to the government.

    But this will all be "for the best," because our government is here to treat us like lost little children and protect us from the big bad world.

    WHO THE F*** VOTED FOR THESE D**KHEADS!!!!

    ---

    Don't blame me - I voted Liberal

  2. Re:Cheney is right.... on National Debt Clock Overflowed, Extended By a Digit · · Score: 2, Insightful

    There's an old saying, oft quoted during the S&L scandal (Hello Senator McCaine!) that goes something like this: When you owe the bank ten thousand dollars, you have a problem. When you owe the bank a hundred million dollars, the bank has a problem.

    In this case, China is the bank.

    Oh yeah, so just because you owe the bank a hundred million dollars, you think the bank will just keep on lending you more?!? Eventually the bank will decide to just cut its losses. I mean lets face it, is there any chance of the debt EVER being paid off?

    No.

    So the $100,000,000 is soon to increase to $200,000,000. Personally if I were the bank I'd just cut my losses... better to lose $100M than $200M

  3. Re:Obligatory on Hackers Clone Elvis' Passport · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    I think you have things a bit messed up there, AC.

    Hundreds of billions of dollars to dodgy bankers - Financial news
    Suicide bombers returning to Baghdad - War correspondence
    Vice-Presidents going toe-to-toe - Political news

    Whereas the RFID protected passports being essentially cracked is technology news.

    One of these types of news belongs inherently on "Slashdot: News for nerds, stuff that matters" the other 3, whilst they may have a place, are not obvious inclusions

  4. Obligatory on Hackers Clone Elvis' Passport · · Score: 5, Funny

    Elvis has left the building

  5. Re:A preposterous solution on Tsunami Invisibility Cloak · · Score: 1

    The whole idea is just silly. Everyone knows the only way you can save your island from the spiteful anger of the sky gods is through fasting and prayer.

    But this is the ocean gods, they demand a virgin sacrifice!

    Poor Slashdotters ;)

  6. Re:Another Project on Tsunami Invisibility Cloak · · Score: 2

    I sure hope no one respawns inside a wall like they did in the 40s.

    http://www.think-aboutit.com/Misc/philadelphia_experiment.htm

    Ok, so reading this extremely fanciful story, I have one slight question in regards to the project.

    I am not going to go into the conspiracy theory junk, nor am I going to say out and out that it is all a load of crap, but here is the question:

    If they had a link from 1943 to 1983, why did they need Nazi gold to fund the project? Surely having all sporting results, lotteries, etc for 40 years, PLUS all of the patents for that period of time (because lets face it, you can get in first) would give unlimited funding, and yet they went broke... nuff said really

  7. Re:Hey, I am serious! on Australia Mulling a Nationwide Vehicle-Tracking System · · Score: 1

    Spending millions to billions of dollars to put in place a system that people don't want, spending hundreds of dollars per camera when they are totally vulnerable to being disabled at any time for mere pennies, is a BAD IDEA!!!

    Oh wait, lets see here... Australian governments wasting money on things that either a) no one wants b) don't work, or c) are unneeded.

    Hmm
    http://www.ourwater.vic.gov.au/programs/water-grid/sugarloaf Building a $750M pipeline from the Goulburn river system to a dam near Melbourne to boost Melbourne's water supply, even though the Goulburn HAS very little to no water in it

    http://www.myki.com.au/ The Myki transport ticketing system. Already it is way over budget and almost 2 years late http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Myki

  8. Re:I have only one thing to say. on Australia Mulling a Nationwide Vehicle-Tracking System · · Score: 1

    nah, cling film.

    If it is stretched out tight, with no air bubbles, you can't even see that it has been tampered with but it will be unable to read anything

    Now kiddies, don't go out and tamper with those cameras

  9. Re:on-star service. on Australia Mulling a Nationwide Vehicle-Tracking System · · Score: 1

    I can actually see it being introduced... Slowly but surely our freedoms are being reduced "for our own good" by a government that wishes to micromanage our lives, yet is unable to manage our country.

    Limiting our freedom to travel is only another step in the road to total tyrannical dictatorship "for our own good."

  10. Re:refund on Wal-Mart Ends DRM Support · · Score: 5, Funny

    Except in California, where EULAs are on some very shaky legal ground.

    EVERYTHING is on shaky ground in California http://quake.usgs.gov/recenteqs

  11. Re:Wow, to the newlywed guy! on Slashdot's Disagree Mail · · Score: 1

    cats write in scent. haven't you ever read a cat book? (Red Dwarf TV Series for anyone not up to speed, season 1 "Waiting for God")

    yes, I know this is redundant... and so is this

  12. Re:Great post on Slashdot's Disagree Mail · · Score: 1

    Or

    Guys:
    No shirt, no service

    Girls:
    No shirt, no charge

  13. Re:they need to protect their networks on Young Employees Pose Increasing Risk to Networks · · Score: 1

    Yeah, my company's help desk does just that.

    "hi, can I get the password reset for username joeblogs?"
    "your name?"
    "Fred Flinstone" (seriously, it doesn't matter what you tell them)
    "Password has been reset to abcd1234"

  14. Re:Quick conclusions on Ancient Bones of Small Humans Discovered In Palau · · Score: 1

    I'm watching you!!

  15. Re:Ahhh, Semantics... on The Semantics of File Sharing · · Score: 1

    I wish I had mod points :)

  16. Re:That solves everything! on Leaked RIAA Training Video · · Score: 3, Funny

    So Comcast aren't limiting their "unlimited" broadband service - they are fighting terrorism

  17. Re:Not a chance on Videogames Doomed for a 'Comics-like Ghetto'? · · Score: 1

    nah, there's not more extroverts than introverts - they just get out more often

  18. Re:Not a chance on Videogames Doomed for a 'Comics-like Ghetto'? · · Score: 1

    coulda been worse, he could have said "650 man-whores" :)

  19. Ok, I didn't RTFA, but this is Slashdot on Videogames Doomed for a 'Comics-like Ghetto'? · · Score: 1

    Ok, I didn't RTFA, but from the summary it seems that N'Gai's main complaint is that video games do not attack "the weightier issues." This is the same bullcrap that the "literature" world spews out over and over again, to justify the reasons why their products (art house movies, literature, etc) do not sell.

    What the literati need to do, is to wake up and look at the world. Books, CD's, Movies, Games, they are all about ENTERTAINMENT and the sooner they realize this, the sooner they may be able to sell their own boring ideas. It doesn't need to have an explosion to be entertaining, nor does it need to be gross or vulgar. These obviously do help, but it is not a necessity. I am sure that everyone in here has been subjected to literature whilst in high school, college, and university. Please, anyone who managed to finish an entire chapter without either a) falling asleep, b) stopping for a break, or c) getting the cliff notes, please make a comment to that effect.

    I am sure that there won't be many replies.

    I never managed to finish any of the texts that were set out during my final year of high school. The only one that I remember was "Angela's Ashes" by Frank McCourt. This book was exceedingly dull. I think that I managed to read 2-3 chapters and then did my entire assignment based upon those chapters and what I managed to get a friend of mine to do for me (thanks Mel) and I like to read books. I have got hundreds of them at home, and they are all entertaining. It is the adventure, the struggle, the hope, the failure and the successes. No book of literature has ever been able to capture my imagination in this way.

    So before N'Gai relegates us to a "Comic Ghetto" maybe he should look towards his own writings, his own contributions to the arts and entertainment, and ask himself, "why is my stuff crap?"

    And don't worry about his ghetto jibe, after all the comic ghetto is much larger, and a much more exciting place to be, than the cold ivory tower of righteousness of the literati

  20. Re:Non news on New 'Net Neutrality' Bill Introduced · · Score: 1

    We don't effect change within the system because the system shuts non-voters out

    the system doesn't SHUT non-voters out, non-voters have decided that they do not want to be a part of the system. If you are unwilling to tell someone, who has the authority to affect change, what you want, guess what? YOU ARE NOT GOING TO FUCKING GET IT!!! It is as simple as that.

    Thank you all for listening, now can we please just continue to ignore Brian Gordon, after all that is really all he wants.

  21. Re:What happens... on Microsoft Had Doubts About the 'Vista Capable' Label · · Score: 1

    the screen just goes black/

    Dude, turn the monitor on

  22. Obvious really on Name the New Gamma-Ray Space Telescope · · Score: 4, Insightful

    "Cowboy Neal"

  23. Re:Anonymity helps terrorism because on Does Anonymity In Virtual Worlds Breed Terrorism? · · Score: 1

    terrorists are Cowards

    Said the Anonymous Coward

  24. Re:Blashphemy ! on 111 Years Ago, Indiana Almost Legislated Pi · · Score: 5, Funny

    Mathematician: Pi is the ratio of the circumference of a circle to its diameter.
    Engineer: Pi is about 22/7.
    Physicist: Pi is 3.14159 plus or minus 0.000005
    Computer Programmer: Pi is 3.141592653589 in double precision.

  25. Re:Blashphemy ! on 111 Years Ago, Indiana Almost Legislated Pi · · Score: 1

    I believe that Bloody Stupid Johnson managed to get pi equal to 3 (Going Postal - Terry Pratchett)