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Microsoft Had Doubts About the 'Vista Capable' Label

dionysus writes "Last April, Microsoft was sued over its 'Vista Capable' labeling, and in hearing last week, attorneys for the plaintiffs presented evidence that Microsoft employees were skeptical about the 'Vista Capable' marketing. Some of the most damning evidence comes from Microsoft executives: 'Mike Nash, currently a corporate vice president for Windows product management, wrote in an e-mail, "I PERSONALLY got burnt ... Are we seeing this from a lot of customers? ... I now have a $2,100 e-mail machine." Jim Allchin, then the co-president of Microsoft's Platforms and Services Division, wrote in another e-mail, "We really botched this ... You guys have to do a better job with our customers."' The judge in the case is currently considering the plaintiffs' request to make it a class-action lawsuit."

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  1. What happens... by gravesb · · Score: 4, Insightful

    when marketing gets primacy over engineers....

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    1. Re:What happens... by macmaniac · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Shoot, the Compaq I have which _shipped_ with Vista Home Premium is barely "Vista Capable" in any real sense... what on earth would possess them BESIDES marketing logic over engineers to claim anything less to be "Vista Capable"?

    2. Re:What happens... by MightyMartian · · Score: 3, Informative

      Indeed, I just got a replacement HP laptop for one that died. The old one had Windows XP and 1gb and ran like a charm, the new one is actually a faster machine, but with Vista and just 1gb is a horrible sloth. I'm bumping the RAM up naturally, though I'd much prefer to downgrade to XP since I don't like feeding the memory-hungry monster that Vista is, but apparently downgrading this model to XP is fraught with troubles.

      I'd go to Ubuntu, but I can't get it up and running either.

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    3. Re:What happens... by omeomi · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'd go to Ubuntu, but I can't get it up and running either.

      Really? Ubuntu is usually a breeze to install. What doesn't work?

    4. Re:What happens... by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

      It doesn't want to touch the NVidia video card. I haven't tried it in safe graphics mode yet, mind you, but it does get basic graphics up to the video confirmation screen, but if I just press "Continue" it cuts out on me.

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    5. Re:What happens... by Glimmerdark · · Score: 1

      if i had to take a guess, it'd be for wireless issues

    6. Re:What happens... by tomblag · · Score: 1

      You have it backwards, the marketers got shoveled vista. How are you supposed to market an os that recommends a dual core and 2gb of mem to check email?

    7. Re:What happens... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Laptops are known for giving Linux headaches, especially fancy new ones with bells and whistles.

    8. Re:What happens... by B3ryllium · · Score: 2, Informative

      I would keep trying; I use XP at home, but I used Ubuntu at work for six months. My only Vista experience has been when I borrow my GF's laptop, but that's been enough to make me think that I'd rather use Ubuntu than Vista. :)

    9. Re:What happens... by mhall119 · · Score: 1

      Do you know what driver it's using?

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    10. Re:What happens... by plague3106 · · Score: 0, Troll

      I guess they should have targeted the 100mhz pentium computers to make you happy? Seriously, I don't want features missing from an OS because you feel you should be able to run it on 1996 hardware.

      FWIW, my 3800+ x2 1gb pc3200 nvidia 5700 fx with 120 gb ide drive runs vista just fine.

    11. Re:What happens... by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Without some level of marketing, Engineers build products that people simply don't want and/or won't sell.

    12. Re:What happens... by aaronl · · Score: 2, Informative

      I had the same trouble with my Thinkpad T61p. Get the alternate install disc and use that to install. Then you have to get the latest beta driver off the NVIDIA site, and install it by hand. Text mode will be your friend for this. I found the easiest way was to get sshd up and running and do it remotely. Hope this helps!

    13. Re:What happens... by Iridium_Hack · · Score: 1
      Mine has similar issues. It's an HP Pavilion 9000 that won't install Ubuntu. I suspect there's a bad driver or something so I'm having to wait. I've put the errors up on some of the Ubuntu message boards but nothing has worked thus far.

      I'm not trying to be a troll, either. I've bought books and would like to try out Ubuntu and see how it works.

    14. Re:What happens... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd go to Ubuntu, but I can't get it up and running either.

      Really? Ubuntu is usually a breeze to install. What doesn't work? Lies. Try installing it on anything with an ATI video card. You boot off the CD, get a flashing Num/Capslock light combo, and nothing happens.
    15. Re:What happens... by SQLGuru · · Score: 2, Interesting

      PXE boot install to a Dell Latitude D400 with no optical drive.....worked like magic, no tweaks needed (which is good because that really isn't my cup of tea)....the PXE boot worked based on steps straight off of some guys blog (http://hugi.to/blog/archive/2006/12/23/ubuntu-pxe-install-via-windows). Not bad for a free laptop that's several years old and won't install XP even though that was what was on there (no optical drive, won't install from the floppies). The laptop was free because the previous owner couldn't get XP back on....lucky me.

      Layne

    16. Re:What happens... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just google for HP Laptop and Ubuntu, and you'll see they don't play well. I'm hoping Hardy changes this.

    17. Re:What happens... by multisync · · Score: 1

      I'd much prefer to downgrade to XP


      I no longer use the words "upgrade" and "downgrade" when discussing software. These are marketing euphemisms, used to convince the customer that the newer version of a piece of software is better by default. While that may be the case in most instances, I reserve the right to judge whether migrating to a different version is an "upgrade" or not.

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    18. Re:What happens... by InsaneProcessor · · Score: 1

      I will not buy a computer with Vista on it. You either offer me XP or nothing. If you can't do that, I don't buy yours.

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    19. Re:What happens... by Moofie · · Score: 0, Troll

      Vista has features? Who knew?

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    20. Re:What happens... by Spy+der+Mann · · Score: 1

      I'm using PCLinuxOS and it comes with nVidia drivers. No, wait, you have to download them via synaptic. But the thing is that it's working.

    21. Re:What happens... by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      My MythTV backend runs an a mobo that has onboard ATI video. It had no problem installing Ubuntu.

      So "anything with an ATI video card" will not necessarily halt Ubuntu in it's tracks.

      There is a community ATI driver as well as a vendor supplied one.

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    22. Re:What happens... by Melbourne+Pete · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Really? Ubuntu is usually a breeze to install. What doesn't work? I want to live on your planet. I found SuSe Linux easier to install and that was back in 2000/2001.
    23. Re:What happens... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

      FWIW, my 3800+ x2 1gb pc3200 nvidia 5700 fx with 120 gb ide drive runs vista just fine.

      You left out your penis size, which I'm sure is gigantic!

    24. Re:What happens... by Adams4President · · Score: 5, Insightful

      At first I thought this post was meant to be funny (I actually laughed). Certainly, I and most /.ers are capable of doing this. But you can see by that post why Microsoft still has nothing to fear from Linux...even "user-friendly" Ubuntu. "get the latest beta driver"?? "install by hand in text mode"?? "start sshd and do it remotely"?? You might as well ask the typical user to perform brain surgery on himself.

    25. Re:What happens... by harry666t · · Score: 1
      I don't want features missing from an OS because you feel you should be able to run it on 1996 hardware.


      And <i>what</i> are the features of Vista that made it unable to run even on <i>2006</i> hardware? One MS-loving tech guy was talking about that modular design that WinFX brought - maybe I could turn *off* some of these features so it won't need 1 GB of ram to check an email or play minesweeper?

    26. Re:What happens... by msuarezalvarez · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The typical user does not install the OS he uses.

    27. Re:What happens... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Based on the rise of OSS and Linux in particular, i would take objection to that "and/or won't sell" part. The rest explains a lot tho.

    28. Re:What happens... by Knuckles · · Score: 1, Informative

      Every time someone reports Linux installation trouble there is a new idiot coming up with this. So here it is again:
      1. Buy a laptop with some Linux distro preinstalled and there won't be problems, same as with Windows
      2. If you install stock Windows (not a recovery disc) to a laptop, you can easily run into the same problems

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    29. Re:What happens... by ivan256 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Listen to yourself.

      This is the same crap you have to do to install Windows. It comes up in some low-res crap graphics mode if you're lucky, and then you have to go to nvidia's site, download drivers, acknowledge the HQL deficiency, and hope everything goes well instead of bluescreening.

      If you're *not* lucky (because you own some new laptop) you either have to go with the vendor's "wipe everything" recovery disc, or go through a complicated process to embed the driver you need into a CD image before installing.

      Linux has been easier to install than Windows for ages now. For 99% of users, the process required to get these drivers is two clicks and now FUD. In the cases where you do have to jump through some hoops due to an exotic hardware configuration, there are practically always equivalent hooops on Windows. People like you either have never jumped through them on Windows because you rarely install, or you're so used to them by now that you don't realize how ridiculous they sound.

      Oh, and don't forget. Hit F6! Quick!

    30. Re:What happens... by Knuckles · · Score: 1

      Wow you are quick, insulting people. I installed it without problems on an hp nc 6400 with ATI Radeon X1300. Actually I did so with every Ubuntu release on different models, all with ATi card (my company gives me a new laptop quite often)

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    31. Re:What happens... by skiingyac · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The typical user does not install the *Windows* OS. The typical user buys a computer with Windows pre-loaded, and must install linux OS themselves. If >90% of desktops/laptops come with linux pre-installed, then these type of problems are not important. Right now, they are.

    32. Re:What happens... by Knuckles · · Score: 2, Informative

      Did you try the Alternate installer disc? Often works better with problematic hardware due to the text-based install.

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    33. Re:What happens... by fishbowl · · Score: 1

      >It doesn't want to touch the NVidia video card.

      This might not help you, but with NVidia cards, the Linux driver that NVidia distributes, works really well even for 3D gaming.

      If you can get the desktop to start with the XFree driver or whatever (might be ugly), install the "restricted drivers" and that should get you the NVidia driver from their site.

      It's not Ubuntu's fault, NVidia does not allow this driver to be redistributed nor do they provide complete specs to independent developers.

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    34. Re:What happens... by quanticle · · Score: 1

      That's because you have a graphics card. Like it or not, all of the "el-cheapo" computers being sold today with Vista have integrated graphics, which means that Aero is eating system RAM when it runs.

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    35. Re:What happens... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      http://www.gnu.org/software/emms/

      ...when engineers get primacy over marketing

    36. Re:What happens... by Foofoobar · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Um... grassroots isnt marketing. Mysql, Firefox, Linux... none of these had marketing when they got adopted on servers and desktops around the world. Alot of open source software that never had marketing EVER dominates the industry due to grassroots and word of mouth alone. N marketing, no advertising.

      As for nothing being sold, well tell that to everyone who based their products off those projects. Tell that to the manufacturers of servers, tell that to service providers. I'm sure the billions raked in by IBM don't count.

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    37. Re:What happens... by plague3106 · · Score: 1

      Funny, because my hardware is more circa 2004 - 2005 than 2007. Its been quite a while since I upgraded anything in that PC.

    38. Re:What happens... by Grave · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Really? You don't think that Linux would've done substantially better than it has with a $100 million marketing campaign? Because i sure as hell do. Yes, it's done alright, but outside of very technically-inclined computer users, there is effectively 0% market penetration, and it will remain so without vastly increased marketing efforts and better manufacturer support. Look at Apple - if not for the PC vs Mac ads, they'd still be known pretty much only for the iPod/iPhone.

      In other words, I'd say Linux has hit the ceiling for market penetration until such time as there is a concerted marketing effort to push the brand - Linux. Not Red Hat. Not Ubuntu. Not . Distributions confuse the hell out of consumers, and is something that Microsoft is finding resistance on with the various versions of Vista that exist.

      Most OS sales come from OEM installs, but OEMs install what customers ask for. If that weren't the case, fewer of them would be so adamant about continuing to offer XP. Relatively few offer Linux.

    39. Re:What happens... by plague3106 · · Score: 1

      Well, you get what you pay for. Buy an "el-cheapo" integrated grahpics card, don't expect to run Aero. FWIW, the Vista upgrade advisor warned me about the crappy graphics card on my workstation, and we were fortunate enough to have a dedicated card around.

      Seriously.. why is my 2004 graphics card out-performing integrated cards on today's MBs? As I said, you get what you pay for.. of course you can always turn off Aero.

    40. Re:What happens... by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

      Perhaps if you had read my initial post, you would know that this was a warranty replacement.

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    41. Re:What happens... by jhantin · · Score: 1

      You left out your penis size, which I'm sure is gigantic!

      I'd as soon he continue leaving it out, I hear enough about it in "male enhancement product" spam as it is.

      In any case, Windows Vista Capable means just that -- it'll come up, but that doesn't mean it'll work well or that 100% of features will work. I don't see what all the fuss is about. For what it's worth (not nearly what I paid for it!) I bought a retail copy of Ultimate, it runs acceptably on my Capable ultra-portable even though the machine performs like a 7 year old desktop, though I did turn off the sidebar.

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    42. Re:What happens... by Iridium_Hack · · Score: 1

      Will give it another shot next week - and I'll try the alternate if there's trouble. But since there is a new version newer than Feisty Fawn out, thought it might be fun to see if it works any better.

    43. Re:What happens... by afidel · · Score: 1

      Huh? The experience with Vista is often the same, and with the x64 version there often isn't a beta driver available.

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    44. Re:What happens... by afidel · · Score: 1

      The F6 problem is solved with EMS which many servers have now.

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    45. Re:What happens... by crabpeople · · Score: 1

      Nope. Marketing just makes people lazy consumers by using propaganda techniques instead of rational and researched information. It also has a habit of lacing lies into "research" in the most insidious of ways. The marketers that I know think that the perfection of advertising is where you dont know your being advertised to. This is more commonly known as LIES, and just because you build an industry up around it doesn't make it any more moral.

      The entire marketing industry are scamers, exploiters and wastes of flesh. Just the other day at a friends house who had TV, I saw a little girl sharing chicken mcnuggets with her tea party of stuffed animals. If that doesnt turn your stomach into a bile sac of vomiting rage, you're probably in marketing.

      kill yourself.

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    46. Re:What happens... by Epsillon · · Score: 3, Informative

      The poster who recommended the alternate ISO has the correct advice, although the Linux driver from nVidia in the repo is most certainly not a beta. The open source nv(4x) driver doesn't handle some configurations of the mobility chipsets, especially the 8xxx series, very well so the ncurses based installer on the alternate disk (looks a bit like the Debian installer, which is hardly surprising) will get you up and running enough to {Ctrl}{Alt}{F1} to the console and "sudo apt-get install nvidia-glx-new" which should also pull in the restricted kernel modules package, assuming this is Ubuntu 7.10 (Gutsy) we're talking about. Then just throw "sudo nvidia-xconfig" at the CLI and reboot. Things should go swimmingly after that.

      Or not. You specify your OS by the applications you wish to use, not to satisfy some Slashdot flame-warriors. Good luck, whatever you decide to do.

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    47. Re:What happens... by ters+a-zA-Z0-9$_.+!* · · Score: 1

      you could try the developer repos(whatever they are called or 8.04 beta or whatever personally if you are having this much difficulty i would wait for 8.04 and then see how the binary drivers do with new kernel new vers

    48. Re:What happens... by Knuckles · · Score: 1

      And 8.04 (Hardy) is just 2 months away, too :)

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    49. Re:What happens... by flappinbooger · · Score: 1

      Yes, integrated graphics FTL. However isn't the latest Intel 3100 quite capable, compared to others?

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    50. Re:What happens... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In this case, we should all be able to sue Apple for the "It Just works" bullshit (anyone whos ever used a Mac knows that this isn't the case).

    51. Re:What happens... by budgenator · · Score: 1

      let somebody wipe the hard-drive and see how you fare installing Windows on a bare machine.

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    52. Re:What happens... by sgt+scrub · · Score: 1

      In most cases it is cheaper to buy it and wipe it clean. Vista CD's make great coasters. If you break them up just right you can stack them up to level out wobbly tables too.

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    53. Re:What happens... by Achromatic1978 · · Score: 3, Informative

      This is the same crap you have to do to install Windows. It comes up in some low-res crap graphics mode if you're lucky

      What UTTER bullshit.

      I have not seen a computer come up in less than perfect resolution following an install since pre XP, with one exception (an onboard SiS video card on an Asus box. Running Windows 2003). I just put Vista on this desktop last night, and when the first boot came up, it had detected my Nvidia 7600 GS, and enabled both my LCD panels, one at its native 1600x1200, and the other at its native 1920x1200.

      Or my Asus laptop, with XP SP2, and an ATI Radeon Mobility X600. Hey, whadda you know, the vanilla (not the vendor supplied) XP Pro SP2 disc got the laptop up and running at its native 1440x900.

      Or my wife's Dell, with XP SP2 and then Vista. Native Windows drivers for the Geforce Go 7900 GS? No problem, 1920x1200, right there (although one of the OS's, can't remember which, did say "Your display is running at a less than optimum resolution, click here to open the display panel" and hey, whadda you know, native resolution, right there.

      Or my work Sony Vaio SZ, also with an Nvidia card, native resolution 1280x800. Worked fine.

      It's F8, btw.

    54. Re:What happens... by CohibaVancouver · · Score: 1
      This is the same crap you have to do to install Windows

      Incorrect.

      I recently acquired a Dell P3 1 Ghz notebook, and reformatted and reinstalled windows from a standard XP CD (not a recovery disk). The machine booted with sound, high-res graphics, networking and power management. Windows update updated some drivers. The only driver I had to install was for the WiFi NIC I stuck in the PCMCIA slot a few days later, and I'd've had to do the same thing I'd used a 'recovery disk.'

    55. Re:What happens... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, and don't forget. Hit F6! Quick! ...only to find out that your shiny new computer doesn't have a floppy drive, XP can't install "F6 drivers" rom USB floppies (actually anything but legacy floppy drives), and that therfore, you'll be forced to install Vista.
    56. Re:What happens... by forestbrooke · · Score: 1
      exactly, My new dell inspiron 1720 came with preinstalled bloatware home premium, and apparently upgrading to WinXP was not an option. Dell seems to support only bloatware on it (thats, after speaking to their customer service).

      I think, i spent atleast a day cleaning out the crap from it and installing ubuntu and WinXP (from volume licensing of our office). there were no display drivers off the nvidia site or dell, for that matter for XP for this machine, and had to get modded one from laptop2go (believe it is the correct site). ohh.. and WinXP wont inherently recognize HDDS on it (needs intel AHCI drivers installed, which is not in the XP installation CD). So, you end up using nlite to slipstream a bunch of drivers and maybe some updates.

      Ubuntu was a breeze though!!

      To conclude, it was worth the effort, but I wonder how many will go through this to get rid of the preinstalled OS...

    57. Re:What happens... by KKlaus · · Score: 1

      It's hard to beat "already installed when I got it" when it comes to ease of installation. Until more PC vendors offer pre-installed linux, you're competing to win a fight that your average consumer doesn't care about, because your average consumer doesn't install his own OS. Maybe it's easier to put a new engine in a Ford than a Toyota. That doesn't convince me to buy a Ford, because I'm never going to replace or install a new engine.

      Probably could have skipped the car analogy... but I guess it's too late now.

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    58. Re:What happens... by SL+Baur · · Score: 1

      Laptops are known for giving Linux headaches That's just not fair! Microsoft Windows can't keep up. How often is it the case that either one of Microsoft Windows XP or Microsoft Windows Vista cannot be installed on any given notebook? Quite often from what I've seen here and over the same basic issue of driver availability. You're guaranteed that the O/S that came preinstalled on it will work and anything else be it Linux or an earlier/later version of Microsoft Windows is a crapshoot.

      The "fancy bells and whistles" are frequently buggy and at any rate have an effective manufacturing life measured in months. In the typical case of not having full specs to the hardware, by the time you reverse engineer them there's a newer model with different quirks for sale.
    59. Re:What happens... by Kreigaffe · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I'm fully capable of buying a new graphics card and installing it in my windows machine, and it runs all nice and shiny.. heck, I've even formatted and reinstalled windows in the past. But install something by hand? Text mode? Now my eyes are glazing over.

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    60. Re:What happens... by rizzo320 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      In any case, Windows Vista Capable means just that -- it'll come up, but that doesn't mean it'll work well or that 100% of features will work. I don't see what all the fuss is about. For what it's worth (not nearly what I paid for it!) I bought a retail copy of Ultimate, it runs acceptably on my Capable ultra-portable even though the machine performs like a 7 year old desktop, though I did turn off the sidebar.

      Hold on, your kidding right? How was anyone supposed to know what Windows Vista Capable meant before Vista was actually released? Microsoft started letting hardware makers throw this silly marketing scheme out there several months before Vista was officially released. So Yes, I would expect that "Windows Vista Capable" would mean that all of Vista works on this computer that I am purchasing. We're talking about new, on the shelf, at the store, computers here- not some one or two year old computer that someone already owns, and is looking to upgrade to Vista. If the OEM and Microsoft can't tell you what hardware Vista would work on fully, then who can?

      Of course someone could make the argument that purchaser of the computer should have waited until Vista was released to be sure. Well then, why even bother with this "Windows Vista Capable" marketing campaign before Vista's full RTM?

      Listen, the whole thing was a scam by the OEM's and Microsoft to kick up PC sales at the time of the marketing campaign. Sales were sluggish, customers were holding of on hardware purchases until Vista was released, and the OEM's were not too happy with the Vista delay, which was hurting their bottom line. So now they've been caught in their lie, some folks will get fired, and they'll settle out of court.

      But please don't shrug this off like its not a big deal. It was deliberately misleading on a scale we haven't seen before in terms of Windows marketing.

    61. Re:What happens... by mark72005 · · Score: 1

      I can't agree with that comment at all that Linux has been easier forever. How can Linux be easier when say, I try to load Ubuntu and it never gets to desktop? How can it be easier when for many people, it doesn't support their video, sound, or wireless out of the box? (that's what happened to me). I eventually got it working (well, except sound, and I understand that's Creative's fault and not Ubuntu) but the fact is that when I install Windows, it comes up to the desktop and I can use the internet. I hate MS as much as the next guy, my home is almost MS free now, but I don't think that statement is tenable. Ubuntu is great but still not for the total amateur.

    62. Re:What happens... by Belial6 · · Score: 1

      Two and a half years ago, my son who was 1 at that time did his first OS install. He successfully installed Ubuntu with no help from me. He couldn't even read at the time. At almost 4, he still cannot do a Windows install on his own.

      To make matters worse, with 3 years of computer usage under his belt, split about 50/50 between Ubuntu and Windows, he has never had his machine need a reinstall from it getting screwed up. He has had to have his Windows system reinstalled 4 times, and it should have been more, but since he doesn't have data to lose, I have let screwed up Windows installs sit on his drive longer than I normally would.

    63. Re:What happens... by Bill+Wong · · Score: 1

      The F6 key can be used during installation to provide external or third-party storage drivers. Useful if you need to install windows on a Raid card or otherwise that is not supported without a driver.

    64. Re:What happens... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I had this same problem with a HP dv9000. HP's new BIOS is incompatible with any other OS, including XP. Just return it as defective. That is what I did, now I have a mac that boots linux, OSx and I have heard others boot XP. I never thought I would see the day where the most open hardware platform was a proprietary Apple laptop

    65. Re:What happens... by Achromatic1978 · · Score: 1

      Touché. I recall that now - don't know why I missed it first time round.

    66. Re:What happens... by greenbird · · Score: 1

      But you can see by that post why Microsoft still has nothing to fear from Linux...even "user-friendly" Ubuntu. "get the latest beta driver"?? "install by hand in text mode"?? "start sshd and do it remotely"?

      You realize the irony in that your claiming Microsoft's primacy because the Microsoft OS that was sold to him on the computer doesn't work and installing an older version of Microsoft's OS is "fraught with troubles" while Linux sucks because he would have to resort to typing a few commands in the evil command line to get Ubuntu to work. Why does this Microsoft fanboy crap consistently get modded up. The command line isn't evil and you don't go to hell for using it despite what people like you try to imply. Oh, and it's not that difficult for someone of average intelligence to use with a little help. Try talking someone through something gui based over the phone. I'll take telling them to open a shell and type what I tell them every time. But gee, I don't even have to do that. I can usually just set it up so I can ssh in and do it myself. It's amazing how having options makes life easier than living by Bill Gate's rules.

      You might as well ask the typical user to perform brain surgery on himself.

      Yeah but with Windows they have to perform brain surgery on themselves with a butter knife. At least Linux supplies you the proper tools and the option for a doctor to do it robotically from a remote location.

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      Who is John Galt?
    67. Re:What happens... by agrippa_cash · · Score: 1

      You aren't banging bits into memory, you just have to type some magic words (which will hopefully make sense). The problem with Ubuntu is that it is so easy to install that people have no clue what has happened. Installing a driver 'by hand' is no more difficult than deleting entries from the Windows registry, and a lot less dangerous. If you're interested in Linux install Gentoo. I haven't had to reinstall since 2003, (replaced a MB, two HDDs in the interim) but at the end of that process I knew where my towel was (/dev/towel, though I had to create it by hand).

    68. Re:What happens... by Workaphobia · · Score: 1

      > "You might as well ask the typical user to perform brain surgery on himself."

      So what you're saying is, to get Linux mainstream support we must train users in the works of Escher and the proof of the Recursion Theorem. Got it; I'm on it.

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    69. Re:What happens... by Knuckles · · Score: 1

      Yeah, that's unfortunate and all, I realize that in some cases one has no choice. But that doesn't change the fact that the parent post was idiotic.

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    70. Re:What happens... by TheDreadedGMan · · Score: 1

      hmm

      if you buy a computer in a box from a vendor, they put all the right stuff on your windows disc, so it will work like this, if you're using hardware that was made before windows was burned to the disc, and drivers are included, you are in luck... if you're using some bleeding edge hardware, or an old windows disc, or you built your own computer, this is not the case.

      also when you say it's F8 you are correct for the safe-mode prompt, but when you're _installing_ windows (XP or 2000) setup to a hard drive controller not recognized by default, you need to press F6 quickly during the first part of the setup process, dig up an F6-Floppy (OEM install disk), and hope it's not corrupt (or make a fresh one) to install the hard-drive controller drivers...

      Personally I think that Windows XP setup sucks, but I know it like the back of my hand, so it's easy...

      Ubuntu setup from a LIVE cd sucks if it doesn't recognize your hardware, if it does, it's easier then WinXP...

      Vista setup is better then XP by leaps, but when you're done, you're left with Vista... which can be less then ideal.

      my 2 cents

    71. Re:What happens... by y86 · · Score: 2, Informative

      You need to press F4 on boot and select you NATIVE LCD resolution. On a laptop the ubuntu installer will use the default of 640x480 and a LOT of new laptops can't display this resolution -- they just go dark so it looks like the install was hosed.

      Good luck! I had this issue on my Acer Ferrari.

    72. Re:What happens... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oddly enough Vista was the first time I have ever had windows intall easier then Linux. Granted this was on a brand new computer where Vista was being installed on a blank drive and Linux was installed afterwards on a second partition with space left for it. However this is still an impressive feat considering last time I installed XP I had to find a functioning floppy drive so I could copy drivers off a cd and install them. Also the Linux install was by no means difficult, Vista just happened to be that easy.

      I have used Yggdrasil, Slackware, Mandrake, Red hat, Debian, Ubuntu, Knoppix, and currently have SuSe installed. I feel quite comfortable working with different Linux distributions.

    73. Re:What happens... by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

      I have no problems with the command line. My computing dates back to Commodor 64s and TRS-80s, with a heavy dose of MS-DOS. I've been installing Slackware for years, and maybe I'll give that another go, although Ubuntu's repartitioning tool is a lot easier than anything else out there.

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    74. Re:What happens... by Quattro+Vezina · · Score: 1

      That's why I like the word "corrupgrade". To corrupgrade is to move to a newer version that's worse than the older version you were running before.

      For example, Windows Vista, KDE 4, GNOME 2 (yes, it's been years and I'm still bitter about that), Word 6 for Mac (yes, I actually remember that...in fact, I think that's why David Pogue coined "corrupgrade" to begin with).

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    75. Re:What happens... by Zencyde · · Score: 1

      You're very lucky. : ) Most of the ones I've dealt with have been pretty low-resolution. But, you mentioned prebuilt computers so I can only assume that this is a product of vendor lock-in ala Microsoft. In fact, I don't think I can recall seeing Windows install at full resolutions.. then again, I only work with OEM devices.
      Oh, and it is F6. I've done enough FRAID setups to know this one by heart. Don't forget to install your floppy drive. : ) You'll be needing it for the SCSI (SATA) devices!!! When you've had to reboot a Windows system on install as many times as I have for missing that, the key is burned into your memory. I can mostly install Windows via phone without the user relaying information back to me at this point.
      Oh, and let's not forget the fact that Windows XP HATES being installed on a DVD-RW drive. : ) Or a SATA CD drive of any sort. Ever seen Windows bluescreen on installation? It's the most annoying thing I've ever dealt with. Narrowing down that problem took much longer than it should have because Windows kept changing the error on me. : ) I'm happily running Ubuntu at this point and have fallen in love with apt.

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    76. Re:What happens... by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

      It's a replacement machine under warranty. It's what's called an "equivalent" to the Compaq I bought in 2006. It's not a bad machine, it's just that Vista sucks very badly, and if I can't get XP to work, I'll go with Ubuntu. I have heard of folks getting it working, but my problem is finding some time to do it.

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    77. Re:What happens... by Fred_A · · Score: 1

      I had the same trouble with my Thinkpad T61p. Get the alternate install disc and use that to install. Then you have to get the latest beta driver off the NVIDIA site, and install it by hand. Text mode will be your friend for this. I found the easiest way was to get sshd up and running and do it remotely. Hope this helps! *blink*

      Wouldn't it be easier to dictate the commands to your dog ?

      If the stupid thing can't get X running just switch to a console and type your commands there. You shouldn't have to buy another computer to install the first one (and what if the second computer breaks, huh ?).

      As an aside all my machines (desktop, laptops run crappy intel or similar economical chipsets) run nVidia cards and worst case they couldn't figure out the resolution of the screen that was plugged in (24" Dell at 1920x1200) and it was a fairly easy fix.

      On the older (i.e. not the last two) *ubuntu distributions, I had to grab the nVidia drivers by hand or live with the open source nv one from x.org. Nowadays you just have to enable the "not free" software repository (or whatever it's called).

      It may be that LFS still does it the old way but it's a fair bet that all current distributions do the very same thing the *Ubuntus do and just install whatever is required, possibly warning the user about the installation of non free software along the way.
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    78. Re:What happens... by gauauu · · Score: 1

      Except that you can easily go to the laptop manufacturer's support page, and download every driver you would possibly need.

    79. Re:What happens... by EightT · · Score: 1

      I hope no one actually thought the sticker meant anything lol. http://www.tagsum.com/news/10307/Microsoft-VP-I-personally-got-burnt-by-Vista-Capable-stickers

    80. Re:What happens... by freeweed · · Score: 1

      Actually, until he mentioned sshd, I thought he was talking about Vista.

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    81. Re:What happens... by gauauu · · Score: 1
      In the cases where you do have to jump through some hoops due to an exotic hardware configuration, there are practically always equivalent hooops on Windows. People like you either have never jumped through them on Windows because you rarely install, or you're so used to them by now that you don't realize how ridiculous they sound.

      Are you really serious?

      In the past few months, I've installed XP from a standard windows install cd on 3 computers (a packard bell piece of junk, a toshiba laptop, and a generic desktop pc with 2 video cards).

      On the packard bell and toshiba, Windows automatically installed to full resolution. Not all the hardware worked correctly, but I could go to a single web site for each of them (the company's support page) and download EVERY driver that I needed. Double click the "setup.exe" for each one, click next a few times, and they were all working like a charm. The desktop installation was just as easy.

      I also tried installing Ubuntu on each of them:

      On the packard bell, the wireless card would never work. I fussed with ndiswrapper and other nonsense, but it never worked.

      On the toshiba, things mostly worked, although the keyboard never worked exactly right, and the touchpad only half-worked. I spent hours reading forum posts looking for solutions, but found nothing.

      On the desktop, I spent hours fighting to get Ubuntu to work with my multiple video cards. Used the alternate text installer to at least get going, but it never worked, no matter how much I messed with xorg.conf.

      My coworker who uses Ubuntu just got 2 new monitors today. Funny, he's spent the ENTIRE DAY trying to get the resolution to work right on them. That doesn't happen in windows.

      I want to like Linux, I really do. But almost every time I try installing it (about twice a year for the past 10 years), I end up having some show-stopping problem that makes it not worthwhile. (not every time...I do have a mythtv box that is working perfectly for me, but it DID take a good bit of messing with xorg.conf) Posts like yours just sound absolutely crazy after the amounts of non-trivial work that is needed to make Linux work on most of the machines I've used, where I don't have nearly the trouble with Windows.

      I'm not a windows fanboy by any means, which is why I keep trying linux time after time. But things will get better only if people actually acknowledge Linux's weaknesses instead of burying their heads in the sand and pretending they don't exist.

    82. Re:What happens... by Nullav · · Score: 1

      Really, now? You certainly seem capable of typing out four or five commands. After all, you just managed to write that entire post.

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    83. Re:What happens... by tixxit · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The problem is mostly likely caused by the fact that Ubuntu tries to use the nv (open source) Nvidia driver for their card, which was too new and not supported. Their problem is not typical and may have, in fact, been fixed by now (though I don't know). I've seen people with Windows boxes who get a black screen after boot because of a problem with the drivers as well. I don't believe the Ubuntu fix (boot into recovery mode, edit one line in a file, reboot, install new driver) is much harder then the Windows fix (boot into safe-mode, remove the driver, reboot, install new driver). The proprietary drivers from the Ubuntu repository should work fine, btw, beta drivers are optional (many people would use them in Windows too, rather than the Vendor supplied version). If someone is a power user of Linux or Windows they'll have no problem doing these things. If not, in both cases they'll most likely call someone or follow some simple instructions on the net.

    84. Re:What happens... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A little bit of knowledge is dangerous...

      Unless you've got some funky setup it's pretty unlikely a modern PC is going to require additional drivers for a Windows XP install, and even more unlikely with Vista. In fact with Vista if it doesn't install some driver it's more than likely once you hook on to the Internet it'll pull it down from Windows Update - without any interaction from the user.

      "This is the same crap you have to do to install Windows. It comes up in some low-res crap graphics mode if you're lucky, and then you have to go to nvidia's site, download drivers, acknowledge the HQL deficiency, and hope everything goes well instead of bluescreening."

      As opposed to downloading some driver from ATi or nVidia and hoping that X will start up correctly with some crappy driver. Oh, wait, probably doesn't happen anymore with the newer flavours of linux, some GUI based install. In the same way having a BSOD after installing your display drivers in Windows doesn't really happen anymore - and even if it did it'd be more than likely due to some faulty h/w.

      I don't think it's fair to use old arguments with newer releases - i.e. the F6 for install with Windows.

      "Linux has been easier to install than Windows for ages now."

      To be quite honest I've always found installing Windows to be easier - especially with Vista. Granted I've not installed a linux distro since SuSE 10, so it's a bit like calling the kettle calling the pot black.

      "If you're *not* lucky (because you own some new laptop) you either have to go with the vendor's "wipe everything" recovery disc, or go through a complicated process to embed the driver you need into a CD image before installing."

      If you're rebuilding your system then the vendor image will do that all for you. If it's already pre-built then why are you doing this? I'm sorry but they are either already on the machine or (from my experience with new laptops) easily accessible on disk - or you have to make your own recovery disk (nice one HP ;o) )

      That's my late night rant over with.

      Peace.

    85. Re:What happens... by BlackSnake112 · · Score: 1

      Some ATI based cards work but not all. I found it easier to install with one card (non ATI), add the ATI card then run the ATI linux drivers off AMD/ATI's site. I still had to edit a config file (80% of the time) to get it working. Ati still has some way to go. Ubuntu was better it. Just not perfect. The drivers from ATI's site do help. This doesn't help if you using a laptop unless you can change the video card. Which most non high end laptops it not an option. I haven't even seen a mini PCI/PCI-e card for sale.

    86. Re:What happens... by jhantin · · Score: 1

      But please don't shrug this off like its not a big deal. It was deliberately misleading on a scale we haven't seen before in terms of Windows marketing.

      I'll buy that it was deliberately misleading, but not an outright scam. It reminds me of the sort of greasy sales technique I'd expect from a used car dealer: skirting just on the legal side of the line, getting a lot of people peeved at them, but coated in the legal equivalent of polytetrafluoroethane. I'll be surprised if this lawsuit sticks.

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    87. Re:What happens... by mabhatter654 · · Score: 1

      not really, because they often don't put the specialized drivers for buttons, etc on their pages. Also, they ship the Windows Tweaked for their hardware with stuff that doesn't work turned off. Vanilla install of Windows won't figure that out for you.

    88. Re:What happens... by __aaqvdr516 · · Score: 2, Interesting
      I personally have had XP go to 300x240 on me. What was really fun was trying to change screen resolution because the drop down box was off the screen. I eventually had to install a 3rd party program so I could get a selection from the system tray. In the end the problem turned out to be a poorly designed heatsink. Most of my problems in XP have been device manufacturer related. For example, my X-fi dropping surround by changing volume via the creative control panel. Other than the activation window spontaneously closing on me while I was in the middle of the tech support call to activate, I've had no real Windows problems to speak of.

      On the other hand, my X-fi still doesn't have 32bit Linux support at all. Additionally my Ubuntu install has repeatedly changed my menu.lst to point to the wrong hard drive for boot. I don't even want to get into the headache that is Nvidia's driver for enabling dual display.

      But more on topic, none of my PC is "certified for Vista" yet Vista runs quite well on it. Microsoft's upgrade tool tells me that I'd have problems running it, even though I don't. But just for the record I only ran the beta of Vista and I have felt no need to change from XP. I != fanboy

    89. Re:What happens... by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 1

      I have not seen a computer come up in less than perfect resolution following an install since pre XP, with one exception (an onboard SiS video card on an Asus box. Running Windows 2003).

      I haven't seen it since, let's see, last week. My coworker and I have identical Dells, his with XP and mine with Ubuntu. I recently got a 22" monitor at 1680x1050. He got a similar 21" model and couldn't get his past 1600x1200 (which looked predictably horrendous).

      Same PC, same graphics card, different OS. Well, same graphics card until he bought a new one so he could use his new monitor.

      Yes, Linux requires some manual intervention sometimes. This is particularly true when you're asking it to do something that would be impossible under Windows.

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    90. Re:What happens... by batkiwi · · Score: 1

      I've had a lenovo Z61p AND a T61p, and both of them fucked up on the live CD. Never thought of trying the alternate CD as I thought it was just for lowmem machines.

      Is the beta driver in apt repository, or do you have to DIRECTLY install it? (if so, ick :( )

    91. Re:What happens... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    92. Re:What happens... by Pyrion · · Score: 1

      Ask Intel. The Pentium 4 was marketing's fault.

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    93. Re:What happens... by bit01 · · Score: 1

      Distributions confuse the hell out of consumers.

      Nonsense. It's called a free market. Where different products compete. Like Ford and Toyota. Something that M$ hates.

      and is something that Microsoft is finding resistance on with the various versions of Vista that exist.

      They are finding resistance because M$ is trying to manipulate the market by crippling Vista in various ways to segment the market and to maximize revenue at the expense of the general population. Nothing to do with not understanding what M$ is up to.

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    94. Re:What happens... by VoidCrow · · Score: 1

      I'd agree that XP doesn't always come up with a pefect install. It often lacks wifi drivera, and it needed the approriate video and wifi drivers on a recent re-install I did for my brother's HP (not a recent machine, nor antediluvian). However, your assertion that Linux is an easier install is, er, untrue. I have XP and Gentoo installed on my laptop (ATI Radeon x200m video, audio AC97 codec). I've *had* Ubuntu. Ubuntu came up with the right screen res but no acceleration. The wifi drivers were a minor pain to install, but a much bigger pain was the VPN script I had to write to get access to my university's wan (Via MPPE encryption vpn, otherwise a straightforward thing). So, maybe you have no idea what you're talking about.

    95. Re:What happens... by conJunk · · Score: 1

      dude, your UID is Look at Apple - if not for the PC vs Mac ads, they'd still be known pretty much only for the iPod/iPhone. where were you for apple ][?

      the 1984 ad alone makes that statement ridiculous; i've got dollars to doughnuts you bought that low UID

    96. Re:What happens... by jyx · · Score: 1

      I recently had to rebuild my work pc - An 'IBM' lenovo think centre plastered with Windows Vista stickers.

      Result of default XP (We haven't moved to vista yet - thank god) install: No sound, no dual screen, no usb. To install these I had to search the lenovo web site for drivers - made difficult because my particular model number was not listed meaning I had to guess and use the closest matching one. Eventually I had to download a 'lenovo auto updater' application and run that to install my driver. wtf. To get dual screen I needed to visit the AMD/ATI site. Not exactly plug-n-play.

      So no, windows installs are not necessarily easy - only when you have that magic combination of supported hardware - just like gnu/linux.

    97. Re:What happens... by Grave · · Score: 1

      1984 was 23 years ago. That has nothing to do with the mind of the modern consumer. You're pretty naive to think that a typical PC shopper has the slightest clue what the Apple ][ is. Five years ago, if you mentioned Apple, I'd wager that the majority of consumers thought of iPod first, and probably would have to be reminded that they made computers as well.

      And I will gladly take your dollars and your donuts. Why anyone would buy a low UID on Slashdot is beyond me (though I'm sure some have). I, sir, do not make nearly enough money to waste on something as pointless as that.

      To the poster saying that distros don't confuse the consumer, and that it's all about choice...you don't seem to understand what I meant. Toyota and Ford are OEMs, just as Dell and HP are OEMs. Asking a typical PC shopper if they want Red Hat or Ubuntu etc is like asking a typical car shopper if they want an OHV or OHC engine. They'll look at you funny and then shrug. While a car nut will debate the value of the two types of engine configurations, most customers won't know the difference as long as both do the job in a quiet, reasonably efficient manor.

      If you want to make the market-growth challenge about Linux gaining on Windows, then make it Linux vs. Windows. I'm not saying you have to eliminate different distributions - not at all. Just that the marketing efforts need to focus on the brand Linux, as opposed to individual distro brands, because most people don't know what Linux is. Only way to change it is to get that name out there. The semantic differences between the distros isn't going to matter significantly to most end users.

    98. Re:What happens... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      maybe people don't want Linux. Has it ever occurred to you that a fifty-year old man might not want to almost completely relearn computers, plus not get Microsoft Office? My dad won't get near OpenOffice or Linux. Why, I have no idea, but the populace just doesn't want it yet.

    99. Re:What happens... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      from a standard XP CD

      Now try that on a computer with SATA raid.

    100. Re:What happens... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, it's F6. You obviously are the one who isn't so sure what we're talking about.

    101. Re:What happens... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Really?

      I once had to reinstall XP on one of my dad's store's PCs... Was a Compaq that came with XP preinstalled. I used the bundled XP install/recovery disc, and when it finished, it came up in 640Ã--480, 8-bit color... I didn't think such a thing existed!
      It took two more reinstalls (and two more phone validations) to get the graphics up to something usable.

      For what it's worth, I've never had troubles like this with Linux.

    102. Re:What happens... by ozmanjusri · · Score: 1
      Why does this Microsoft fanboy crap consistently get modded up.

      Because Microsoft employs evangelism teams, including blog readers and commenters.

      Make a comment on any tech site, and you'll see the script come out - that's why you're seeing the typical "comment raising edge case identified in Bil Hilf's lab/cascade of compliments for Windows" spew forth here. There's always an identical pattern to every discussion of OS installs, or any other topic MS wants to hijack.

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    103. Re:What happens... by kaizokuace · · Score: 1

      In Soviet Russia, typical user use you! Had to do it, even if it doesn't make sense. Sorry.

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    104. Re:What happens... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Linux has been easier to install than Windows for ages now.

      It's true. I had my first forage into the world of Linux a few weeks ago when I installed Ubuntu. Normally, from experience with Windows, I'd expect to spend about 2 hours. With Ubuntu, it was done in about 30mins. What's more, the install process lets you check emails whilst waiting...or indeed, finish writing my report in OpenOffice!

      Imagine doing that with XP! I was mightily impressed, and still am as I continue to use Ubuntu (though admittedly i'm currently in XP)

    105. Re:What happens... by jaxtherat · · Score: 1

      How is Gnome 2 inferior to Gnome 1? I'd genuinely like to know as I'm quite a fan of Gnome 2, and definitely don't understand your lumping it with the bizarre mess that is KDE 4 (fingers crossed for 4.1)...

      Cheers!

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    106. Re:What happens... by Allador · · Score: 1

      Ubuntu in particular deals poorly (ie, for hardware support) on modern corporate laptops.

      They struggle with the NVidia cards, they struggle with the intel or broadcom wifi.

      Ubuntu seems to be targeted for supporting consumer level hardware, and really seem to struggle with the modern corporate kit (dell d630, d830, etc ... hp compaq 8710w, 8510w, etc).

      SuSE does better here, but even that, I never was able to get my damn wifi to work on the last 2 laptops I had. Very frustrating stuff.

    107. Re:What happens... by chuckymonkey · · Score: 1

      I think that he's referring to the Windows XP install where you had to hit F6 to install third party raid/sata controller drivers. If you missed it you had to start a several minute process to get to the point again where you could select your raid drivers. Hopefully you put the right ones on a floppy and had it formatted right and had the driver info in the right directories. It was a real pain in the ass.

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    108. Re:What happens... by Allador · · Score: 1

      1. Buy a laptop with some Linux distro preinstalled This only works if you can live with generic white-box computers, or consumer level crap.

      For example, I'm sitting here using an HP Compaq 8710w laptop. Very nice, 17" screen, very sweet. The build and packaging in the frame and construction is fantastic.

      You just cant get that kind of equipment with Linux pre-installed.

      Even with Dell, its mostly the consumer level garbage that has linux preinstalled, and that stuff is useless.
    109. Re:What happens... by Allador · · Score: 1

      He has had to have his Windows system reinstalled 4 times, Why? You didnt do something silly like give your 4 year old an account with root access to the system, unpatched, and then send him off browsing the web did you?
    110. Re:What happens... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This past weekend I was helping someone who bought a new Vista PC that they found was too slow for many of their apps. Turns out it only had 1GB of ram and was swapping like crazy. So we went to buy another 2GB of memory. They also wanted to get a better video card since the stock one was not the best. I warned them about my blue screen experiences with XP video drivers but they got a new one anyway. So we plugged in the card and installed the drivers that came with the card. The system promptly bluescreened despite the box stating it was Vista certified. We ended up getting the latest beta drivers from Nvidia and finally got it stable. Despite all the effort of Microsoft and Nvidia, they still have video driver blue screening problems. And if you are not a PC techie, if the system bluescreens, you are SOL.

    111. Re:What happens... by Belial6 · · Score: 1

      I let him at a default install on both patched OSes. Yes, I did send him off browsing the web. The worst place for the OS getting screwed up was from store bought software. At one point there were 4 different versions of AOL on his machine, and various other malware that was delivered on the store bought CDs that would not run without the CD being inserted as a copy protection method.

    112. Re:What happens... by dwater · · Score: 1

      > The marketers that I know think that the perfection of advertising is where you dont know your being advertised to. This is more commonly known as LIES

      That's not the definition of 'lies' that I am familiar with; which usually includes some deliberately incorrect statement or other - ie nothing to do with the person who is listening to the statement.

      I agree that advertising can often be deceitful, even lies, but it isn't necessarily so.

      Marketing, on the other hand, is a much wider field, and includes finding out what your customers (and potential customers) want/like so you can address their needs more. I think that's a good thing, generally.

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    113. Re:What happens... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you ever bothered to pay attention when installing windows as you say you did so many times... you'd know it is indeed F6 you need to hit quickly when asked to during the installation process.

      "Press F6 if you need to a third party SCSI or RAID driver..." at the bottom of the screen.
      If you use a SATA raid controller, you'll need to.

      I like how you correct other people when you're obviously quite clueless yourself.

    114. Re:What happens... by chazchaz101 · · Score: 1

      Although the alternate install CD is needed, at least with the most stable version of Ubuntu, the process is not nearly so complicated. I've done it myself with the help from ThinkWiki. http://www.thinkwiki.org/wiki/Install_Ubuntu_Gutsy_Gibbon_on_a_T61p

    115. Re:What happens... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Aren't you funny?

    116. Re:What happens... by Falstius · · Score: 1

      Also, with most Linux distributions now you can use a Live CD first to make sure your video card will work before wiping the harddrive. I've never had much trouble with video drivers in Windows, but I've had far more trouble with Wireless cards than I ever do in Linux.

    117. Re:What happens... by FunkSoulBrother · · Score: 1

      When I put the Ubuntu CD in my HP dv6258se, It can't make it into the installer, the screen just goes black (fans are still running but the machine is unresponsive). I'd really love to run it too. As I understand, there may be some kernel parameters I can pass to make it work, but I'm not even sure how to do that, which parameters I'd need, or what the syntax is for passing a kernel parameter.

      For comparison, when I blanked it to replace the shitty preinstalled Vista with XP, it went beautifully (of course I needed to grab the driver, and assuming its as easy to install Nvidia drivers on Linux as Windows, I'll just consider that a wash)

      I try every once and a while and burn the latest Ubuntu to CD and pop it in, just to see if it can make it into the installer, but so far no luck.

      Just my anecdotal experience. (and plea for help to the linux world in case I'm just being stupid)

    118. Re:What happens... by Aenoxi · · Score: 1

      F6 is if you want to install RAID storage drivers etc when installing XP.

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    119. Re:What happens... by Starcub · · Score: 1

      Or my wife's Dell, with XP SP2 and then Vista. Native Windows drivers for the Geforce Go 7900 GS? No problem, 1920x1200, right there (although one of the OS's, can't remember which, did say "Your display is running at a less than optimum resolution, click here to open the display panel" and hey, whadda you know, native resolution, right there.
      Really? Retail XP SP2 does not install drivers that support my laptop's (Go6800) native resolution (1680x1050); Vista did have the appropriate Nvidia compatible drivers @ install, but XP SP2 did not. Perhaps you are talking about an OEM provided XP SP2 disk. In fact, IIRC, the Go7900 was not even out when XP SP2 was released, so I find it highly unlikely that there were drivers to support it included in XP SP2.
    120. Re:What happens... by Gandalf_Greyhame · · Score: 1

      the screen just goes black/

      Dude, turn the monitor on

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    121. Re:What happens... by RobertM1968 · · Score: 0, Redundant

      ...heck, I've even formatted and reinstalled windows in the past. But install something by hand? Text mode? Now my eyes are glazing over.

      I agree with your sentiments... but taking things one step further, most Windows users who have "even formatted and reinstalled windows" simply do that by sticking in the restore disk - which in most cases does both of those with the user having to do nothing other than selecting "I agree" -> (will erase all data, continue?) "Yes" -> (insert Disk 2 of 1978438) "Next"... and so on.

      But that too is an issue that a pre-installed Linux would deal with... having a restore disk/image would be probably a lot simpler. Your sentiments are valid - as things stand - but as Linux comes preinstalled on more machines, it wont matter... any user will be able to "format and reinstall" their copy of Linux in just as easy as a fashion as any Windows user... and in all probability, unlike most Windows restore sets, without wiping all their existing data or making all their existing programs cease working until they are reinstalled.

      In the long run, I see this as a much easier experience for the pre-installed Linux user... it's only an issue now because there aren't enough pre-installed Linux machines - yet.

    122. Re:What happens... by Knuckles · · Score: 1

      Actually there _is nice hardware with Linux preinstalled, but not easy to find, I grant you that. But availability way not the point, vendor support was.

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    123. Re:What happens... by stavros-59 · · Score: 1

      Lies. Try installing it on anything with an ATI video card. You boot off the CD, get a flashing Num/Capslock light combo, and nothing happens.

      What a load of offal. I had no trouble installing PCLinuxOS or openSuse 10.3 on my laptop (luggable, rather than portable). It's an ATI motherboard as well as graphics. Both installed without a single glitch and both picked up the native resolution of the 17" widescreen and both enabled Compiz easily.

      I have had more trouble with Vista drivers on that machine than I have with any linux distro I've installed and Vista arrived pre-installed. PCLinuxOS worked out the best. A PCL kernel upgrade even fixed the wireless NIC. The ATI graphics drivers were so appalling on the original installation that Vista wasn't worth using until I updated the drivers. Ubuntu isn't the only distro around. If one doesn't work, try another. You actually do have a choice. Something computer users seem to have forgotten in recent years.

      Once again, the vast majority of Windows users never install the operating and system and most users have never installed an operating system of any kind. Geez, when I think of the hassles I used to have with the old Detonator drivers, I'm not sure that it's the fault of any operating system in particular.
    124. Re:What happens... by jhol13 · · Score: 1

      Funniest(?) is the fact that as he have now compiled the NVidia driver every kernel update will disable it and therefore X & GUI will not work.

      To fix this login from text console (ctrl-alt-f1), compiling the driver, and rebooting is needed. All this is quite easy - but nowhere near for average user.

      The "proprietary driver hate" of kernel developers gets a new meaning ...

    125. Re:What happens... by Runefox · · Score: 2, Insightful

      First of all, Windows has only recently gotten a GUI setup. When you go to install XP, you're greeted with... Text-based setup, on a very drab blue/gray scheme in a low resolution, which looks very ominous. Most of the time, even this is too much for typical users, since it's unfamiliar, looks nothing like what they're used to seeing, and has no mouse, nor buttons to click. I know I sound condescending, but nobody is taught these days to use the keyboard to prompt things along, even if it is on the screen.

      The alternative setup CD for Ubuntu is actually pretty much the same as the XP install, except it asks you more questions that (hopefully) you should know, like the language of your keyboard, the time zone, and so on. Partitioning is basically the same as the Windows-based version at a basic level, and more powerful if you want to get into that. It doesn't ask you what kernel version you want, or if you want to compile certain modules or anything of that nature. It's basic, standard stuff that the GUI installer asks anyway, except in that ominous text-based format that XP seems to have been so successful with. There are only a few occasions where the LiveCD fails to begin with, so it's pretty much not an issue.

      And what about when Windows is installed? You usually don't find much driver support. In fact, you'll be lucky if your NIC gets picked up to begin with, and if you don't have a driver CD, that means you're in trouble. For a typical user, this is appalling. I actually deal with this sort of thing a lot; "I reinstalled Windows and now my Internet doesn't work", and "I reinstalled Windows, but now I can't play any music", that sort of thing. Even somewhat knowledgeable users sometimes have no idea what a driver is or if they actually need one. Will Windows try to pick off the drivers automatically? Not really. Driver support in Windows XP is basically at a perpetual 2001 level, and probably will stay that way. If it's not picked up to begin with, not only will it not work, but it won't tell you what to look for, either. "PCI Device" in reference to a sound card or motherboard chipset device isn't helpful.

      In Ubuntu, it's actually absurdly easy to figure out what's in the system, and get it installed once the system's running. Most of the time, the core hardware is picked up, which includes the NIC, and from there, at least you have a fighting chance. Use lspci or a GUI-based hardware information tool (provided in Ubuntu), and you know precisely what to look for. If there are no free drivers for a piece of hardware, but there exists a non-free driver, Ubuntu will ask you to if you want to install it, and then it does the work for you. Very rarely do you need to go fooling around with beta drivers, and no end user should have to install sshd to get their system up and running.

      Linux has problems like any other OS; They simply lie in different areas. If you can't get X up and running, then you have a terminal to work with, where a technically-minded/Linux user can guide you through troubleshooting the issue. If GDI fails in a big way in Windows, it's a bluescreen and a reboot, resulting in a boot loop which Safe Mode may or may not be able to bypass.

      No, it's not user friendly, but neither is Windows, or any kind of troubleshooting. Hell, if Windows were user friendly, I'd be out of work.

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    126. Re:What happens... by Keeper+Of+Keys · · Score: 1

      Acer are good for this. When I down/upgraded my laptop from Vista to XP I was able to get all the XP drivers in advance from the Acer support site, so was confident about making the move.

    127. Re:What happens... by ErroneousBee · · Score: 1

      I had a similar problem with Mandriva and mythbuntu, it is possibly the install using video modes unsupported by the monitor.

      I used drakx11 to get things working

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    128. Re:What happens... by aproposofwhat · · Score: 1
      Took me about two years to get used to a bloody mouse, myself - I still go to the command line for lots of things (mapping network drives, for example - it's about 5 times quicker than using the bloated POS that is the Windows GUI).

      And Commodore 64s? Try Pets!

      Get off my lawn :)

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    129. Re:What happens... by Scudsucker · · Score: 1

      If you can't get a Mac to work, you're too stupid to own a computer.

    130. Re:What happens... by Nursie · · Score: 1

      whilst you make a valid point - that the above advice sounds (and is) over the heads of most users - please note that this person is having trouble because of buying new, cutting edge hardware. It takes linux distros a little while to catch up.

      OTOH I'm sure MS doesn't have this problem and Ubuntu installs could do with some far better failsafe measures.

    131. Re:What happens... by ivan256 · · Score: 1

      I can't agree with that comment at all that Linux has been easier forever.


      I didn't say "forever" though, now did I?

      If you pop an XP CD into a random new machine, you are just as likely to not get to a desktop (more likely in my experience) without jumping through some hoops (F6 disk, for example, if you have a newer SATA controller) as you are with a Linux Live CD. Most of the time Ubuntu just works. Most of the time that it doesn't you hit reset, pick safe mode, and then it works.

      Neither of these OS installs are for a total amateur, but I'd say success is more likely if you give the amateur the Ubuntu disc.
    132. Re:What happens... by ivan256 · · Score: 1

      I've *had* Ubuntu. Ubuntu came up with the right screen res but no acceleration. The wifi drivers were a minor pain to install, but a much bigger pain was the VPN script I had to write to get access to my university's wan (Via MPPE encryption vpn, otherwise a straightforward thing). So, maybe you have no idea what you're talking about. When you install Ubuntu, and you need closed-source drivers to get acceleration, you click the little windowsesque popup that comes up when you first log in to an installed system (you're SOL on the live CD, but Microsoft doesn't even make a Live CD, so it's not a fair comparison), click OK, type in your password, and wait for a reboot. That's it. You've got hardware acceleration now. Perhaps you used a much older version of Ubuntu?

      I do between 4 and 6 installs per day (XP, Vista, 2k3 Server, Ubuntu, RHEL, and SLES). I think I know what I'm talking about.
    133. Re:What happens... by artgeeq · · Score: 1

      What seems amazing is how people who are supposedly so smart can collectively do something so dumb. No one bothered to put themselves in the place of the consumer. DId anyone at MS actually go out and buy a Joe Average laptop to see how Vista would work in a typical situation?

    134. Re:What happens... by aaronl · · Score: 1

      The last time I did a reinstall was about two months ago. At the time, the driver in the repo would work, but there was no software/keyboard control over the brightness of the LCD. I installed the beta driver directly from NVIDIA, and that fixed it. The current release version might fix that, but I haven't checked.

      This site is invaluable for Thinkpads:

      http://www.thinkwiki.org/

    135. Re:What happens... by VoidCrow · · Score: 1

      It's kind of dangerous to make sweeping generalisations. The closed-source drivers for the ATI Mobility Xpress 200M are problematic. It wasn't that simple. And, sorry, but Ubuntu didn't support VPN over wireless out of the box (not a totally unreasonable thing to want), and the small plethora of utilities that might have facilitated this wouldn't work. I got it working under Ubuntu and Gentoo by writing a bash/sed script. I notice that you elected to avoid comment on the wireless and vpn issues. Sure I could have written the relevant software myself but at the time I was working on a physics degree. For the record, I've done things in the past like fixing a bug in the ISA NE2000 clone driver under a rather earlier version of Linux. I've also produced a CD-bootable firewall-oriented system (not distributed... based on the non-stateful packet filter in the 1.x kernel and therefore a little insecure - it was a learning experience). To balance this, the closed source default drivers under XP were also somewhat crap, but they worked with most of my games. In the end, I went with the Radeon Omega drivers, which are faster and much less buggy. My experience doesn't match yours.

    136. Re:What happens... by ivan256 · · Score: 1

      I notice that you elected to avoid comment on the wireless and vpn issues.


      I don't use either, and I try not to comment about things I don't know anything about.

      I will say this: I never said it was easy on every system. I clearly said that for *most* users the process involves two clicks. For some configurations it can be significantly more involved. My main assertion was that this is also true for Windows for some configurations. And it is.
    137. Re:What happens... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The typical user does not install the OS he uses.

      For a second there I thought you were going to say "The typical user does not have a brain".
    138. Re:What happens... by petermgreen · · Score: 1

      I recently acquired a Dell P3 1 Ghz notebook
      That will be why you had no trouble then, it's old hardware.

      In my experiance with the odd exception for particularlly weired/crappy bits of hardware operating systems are easy to install on hardware that is older than the OS release but a PITA to install on hardware that is newer than the OS release.

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    139. Re:What happens... by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

      Where I find GUIs really collapse is file management. Beyond basic "move some files and directories" they're absolutely worthless. There's simply no easy way of performing "cp *.rtf ../../archives" that isn't going to be slower, more awkward and error prone than simply going to a command line and doing it by hand.

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    140. Re:What happens... by default+luser · · Score: 1

      I have to agree. Recently, I spotted this informative post on how to get USB gamepads working under Ubuntu, and my jaw dropped. Linux hasn't changed after all these years; plug & play is still messy to use, and usually requires command line work, even for trivial things.

      Why the hell can't they make a version of the kernel for home uers that steamlines connecting USB devices? USB security is important on a SERVER, but not on a home user OS.

      Something else I discovered back in 2004, in my own attempts to get USB gamepads working under Linux: USB gamepad support requires an entirely different version of joystick from analog, and games that were written for the old version of joystick don't support USB gamepads without a code patch. This means that, if the application you want to use is among the thousands of abandoned projects out there (i.e. virtually every version 0.99 NES emulator), it won't support your USB gamepad even if you configure it properly. The only work-around is hacks that send keyboard presses to X when you press a button on your USB gamepad, and map those to the standard keyboard controls the emulator/game is expecting.

      Directions on Windows: plug in gamepad. It doesn't matter if the gamepad is USB or analog, because the software library interface is the same.

      If it is a complex gamepad with features outside the standard USB spec, install the driver that shipped with it.

      Now go play your game. I've tried Windows, Mac, Linux, but in the end I game exclusively on Windows because it's just that easy.

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    141. Re:What happens... by alva_edison · · Score: 1

      F6 is the key you press during the textmode portion of a Windows install in order to use OEM drivers off of a floppy (prior to Vista). F8 is the key to boot into safe mode.

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    142. Re:What happens... by mfnickster · · Score: 1

      Oh, absolutely. This is what happens when engineers get primacy over marketing. ;-)

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    143. Re:What happens... by Risen888 · · Score: 1
      I don't usually do off-topic replies on /. but I had a very similar issue with an HP laptop for a client a few weeks back. If it's anything like the issue I had, here's how I dealt with it.

      1. Boot the live CD into safe graphics mode.
      2. Once you're in go to System > Admin > Screens and Graphics. Select "Generic Monitor 1024x768." I know that's wrong, but it's just for the sake of convenience, we'll deal with it later.
      3. Run the installer and reboot. I assume you need no help with this.
      4. Once you're booted into your system, the restricted drivers manager will pop up in the taskbar. Enable the nvidia driver.
      5. Now the real fun starts. Press ctrl-alt-f1 to get to a prompt. Log in, and run "sudo /etc/init.d/gdm stop". This shuts down your X server so we can reconfigure it.
      6. Run "sudo dpkg-reconfigure xserver-xorg".

      Select no to auto detect our setup.

      If the nvidia driver isn't already selected, select it with the arrow keys, hit tab and then enter to continue.

      Continue with default options until you are asked if it should use a kernel frame buffer. Select no and continue.

      Go ahead and click yes to have it detect the keyboard.

      For the mouse use the PS/2 and to emulate the 3 button mouse.

      Click yes to writing default files section to configuration file.

      Click no for attempting monitor detection.

      Go ahead and give your monitor a name.

      Now we're at the important part. Scroll down the left side with the arrow keys until you see "1280x800". Hit the space bar to check that box, a little asterisk will appear. Now uncheck all the other boxes, hit tab and enter to continue.

      Select medium for setting the monitor up, we're not entirely dumb. Scroll down to "1280x960 @ 60 Hz", hit tab and enter. This might not be nut on, but it'll work. If you're absolutely certain of your screen's max resolution and refresh rate and it's in the list, go ahead and try it. Worst that'll happen is it won't work and you'll have to do this over.

      Select yes for writing monitor ranges.

      For desired color I chose 24. If you feel like you're getting slow performance you can come back and choose 16 later.
      7. You should be in good shape. Run "sudo /etc/init.d/gdm start" and you should come back to the login screen.

      I should add that I did not come up with this, I found it here. I hope it helps.

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    144. Re:What happens... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Get the latest beta driver?" "Run regedit and edit this registry entry?" "Run ipconfig from a command prompt?" Might as well ask the typical user to perform brain surgery on himself.
                Just saying.. you make it sound like having things get all technical when they go wrong is Linux specific. It's not.

    145. Re:What happens... by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      There are a number of guides to the subject available, many of them in the Ubuntu forums themselves. I have found that your best bet is usually to use google and read the most recent article that you find comprehensible. However, in this case it is probably sufficiently instructive to visit the nVidia site and read their installation instructions.

      The short form, though, is that it is probably enough to download the latest nVidia driver (if you go to the driver downloading place, which is obvious on their site, then there is an equally obvious place to click for Linux drivers) and follow their directions. Here's mine: Download the files to your home directory, then open the "Terminal" from the menu and type the following:

      sudo bash whateverthenvidiadriverfilenameis.run

      Just do what it says (like when it tells you how to accept the license) and just hit enter whenever you're confused, and it will install the driver for you and rewrite your config file. Then I think you reboot, at which point either everything will be great, or you won't have any graphics at all (congratulations!) without using safe graphics mode, which Ubuntu Gutsy should do automatically. But it might not (in my experience, sometimes it does, sometimes it doesn't. But that's much like Windows, too.)

      I've had to manually install tons of drivers on Windows. Sometimes I've had to rewrite .INF files (for example, to use Windows XP's bluetooth stack instead of WIDCOMM) and I even had to add drivers into the Windows XP CD (to run the XP install on a Dell laptop that shipped with Vista Home Basic.) In fact that's why I'm in this topic right now; this laptop has 2GB of memory and a Core 2 Duo at 1.4something GHz and Vista ran like dookie. Windows XP flies (when it's not choking on the Wacom driver, which freaks right the hell out if the USB serial port your artpad II is connected to is missing, or the intel proset drivers...)

      The only thing wrong with my Compaq nw9440 with Gutsy is long login times. Yes, I've given my hosts file attention; no, it hasn't helped.

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    146. Re:What happens... by petermgreen · · Score: 1

      yeah the first stage installer was one of the worst parts of XP. Afaict that insstaller hadn't changed significantly since before win2K. The NT/2K/XP installer is only able to load drivers from the install CD or from a floppy, it doesn't support plug and play making it slow as hell to start (it uses a brute force approach to driver loading) and it runs in text mode (which while not in itself a problem makes it look scary and reduces the ammount of usefull information that can be onscreen at once).

      IMO even the 9x installer (which runs under a stripped down win3.x environment) is better.

      vista also benifits in the ease of installation stakes from being much newer than even XP SP2 and therefore having far more drivers availible out of the box.

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    147. Re:What happens... by mccabem · · Score: 1

      My Dell Latitude D600.

      I reformatted several months ago for dual booting XP and Ubuntu. To get XP running (including normal graphics) I had to tour the expected websites for drivers. Ubuntu 6.06LTS installed with everything working "out of the box".

      -Matt

      P.S. I've since reinstalled again, using Ubuntu 7.10 Desktop and just run Windows in VMware server when needed. (If corporate hadn't "upgraded" to Office 2007, Crossover would obviate even this need for a Windows install.). Regarding 6.06LTS vs 7.10 Desktop: Installation is a really easy experience, even on a laptop. The additional features and integration/slickness of 7.10 are very nice. It does seem a bit less stable with some apps (having issues with Freemind presently) compared to 6.06. If I felt like doing it over *again* (I don't so far) I might restinall the LTS edition.

    148. Re:What happens... by FunkSoulBrother · · Score: 1

      Dude, it's a laptop. Ubuntu's installer just fails on it.

  2. P2P by rdradar · · Score: 1

    P2P group maVen used the same trick aswell to flee from the police. Wonder if this is what Microsoft is trying to do with the Yahoo antitrust stuff aswell.

  3. A $2100 email machine? by RetroRichie · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Uh, no. What you've got is a $2100 PC that runs just dandy with Windows XP. You know, what you were using before Vista slowed it to a crawl. These guys are buffoons.

    1. Re:A $2100 email machine? by thewils · · Score: 1

      Man that would probably be a sweet Linux box, too!

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    2. Re:A $2100 email machine? by CFTM · · Score: 5, Insightful

      And that's the sound of the point that the VP was attempting to make flying over your head.

    3. Re:A $2100 email machine? by RetroRichie · · Score: 1

      I'd bet it's more of the sound of the echo in his head because he doesn't understand he can revert to XP. You give these guys too much credit.

    4. Re:A $2100 email machine? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe he was just trying to make another point, namely that Windows Vista is not much of an improvement anyway, which is a whole other story, but still another problem that Microsoft needs to adress. Instead of just focusing on improving marketing, they should be concentrating on *gasp* delivering a better product!

      Isn't it ridiculous that a corporate executive is complaining that he wouldn't have bought this machine if he had known it wasn't capable of running Vista, -despite- the fact that is probably a top-of-the-line PC, costing him well over 2000 dollars, but not about the fact that Vista is so bloated and incompatible with hardware that it is incapable of running even on such an expensive machine? He is complaining about the effect on marketshare, liability, etc., NOT about the product they are shipping!

    5. Re:A $2100 email machine? by UnknowingFool · · Score: 4, Informative

      He was just trying to make a point. A MS VP bought a "Vista Capable" machine that was installed with XP. His understanding was that when Vista came out, he could upgrade to Vista Premium with no problems. Unfortunately in his case, even though he bought a fairly decent machine, it couldn't run Vista Premium reasonably. He gets none of the features of Vista Premium and his machine is slower than dirt. He can only really do email and maybe surf the web now and then for $2100. If he works for MS and got this experience, what are the experiences of normal customers?

      He was speaking for the customers. Their understanding when they bought the machine was that it could be upgraded. They could have waited but they were reassured that buying then didn't matter as opposed to buying later. It did matter. Now, what are they supposed to do after an upgrade? If XP was already installed by the manufacturer, sometimes all they get is a Restore XP disc which formats the HD and erases all their files and settings. Very few may have actually bought the retail version of XP which gives more options.

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    6. Re:A $2100 email machine? by Bill,+Shooter+of+Bul · · Score: 1

      I'm guessing it was probably one of those ultra portable laptops. The price premium, like the Mac Air, is for the small size, rather than the computational capability.

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    7. Re:A $2100 email machine? by CFTM · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I understand...I just had my knee-jerk slashdot reaction :)
      Kinda asshat on my part...

    8. Re:A $2100 email machine? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not really. No drivers for anything in it.

    9. Re:A $2100 email machine? by wall0159 · · Score: 1

      uhuh, and my 486 SX33 is a Turing machine - so it's Vista capable too.

    10. Re:A $2100 email machine? by Nullav · · Score: 1

      Doubtful. Consider that he spent $2,100 for probably $900 worth of parts.

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    11. Re:A $2100 email machine? by thewils · · Score: 1

      Oh, I dunno. Probably more than for Vista?

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    12. Re:A $2100 email machine? by dwiget001 · · Score: 1

      Bought a $700 HP system in November 2007. AMD Athlon 5600+ dual core CPU, 3 GB RAM, onboard video, 250 GB HD. Purchased a $200 graphics card to throw on it (512 MB RAM on it). Came with Vista Home Premium. Got it home, got the video card installed and, decided to really give Vista a honest try out. Installed a game or two and other software, start testing things and... it was not only slow compared to lesser systems I had running XP, it was dog slow. Give it some more time, tweak things, removing the bloat that *always* comes with factory installed Windows OS on a system and... still dog slow. I had another copy of Windows XP lying around, contacted HP support by chat, tell them I am gonna wipe this Vista tripe off the system and install XP. Get told, "We do not recommend nor support doing such a thing", then the support rep. proceeds to send me all the links to all the drivers I would need to get XP running on the system. System smokes now with XP on it, no problems whatsoever, lightning fast. Moral of this story: Vista sucks.

    13. Re:A $2100 email machine? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      my 486 SX33 is a Turing machine So if has infinite memory?
    14. Re:A $2100 email machine? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But that is not what he wanted. It is not what he was led to believe he was getting. Is it?

    15. Re:A $2100 email machine? by Scruffy+Dan · · Score: 1

      a $2100 PC should have no problems running vista. Unless of course he got royally ripped off.

      My PC which costs a hell of a lot less, runs vista just fine.

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  4. Sweet, sweet justice by peipas · · Score: 2, Interesting

    It makes me feel really good to hear about Microsoft getting pissed at Microsoft. I've always wondered about this and what a relief. The frustration I've run into over the years, especially regarding design decisions, finally feels worth something.

    1. Re:Sweet, sweet justice by mstahl · · Score: 1

      It's only worth it if they fix it.

  5. correction ;) by Gorphrim · · Score: 5, Funny

    'Mike Nash, formerly a corporate vice president for Windows product management, wrote in an e-mail, "I PERSONALLY got burnt ... Are we seeing this from a lot of customers? ... I now have a $2,100 e-mail machine."

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    1. Re:correction ;) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

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    2. Re:correction ;) by MadMidnightBomber · · Score: 1

      I love jokes. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.

      (sincere apologies to Douglas Adams)

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    3. Re:correction ;) by MadMidnightBomber · · Score: 1

      "... I now have a $2,100 e-mail machine."
      He got a Mac?

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    4. Re:correction ;) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I find you surplus of implication inviting, and wish to subscribe to your newsletter!!!

      /+5 would buy from again

    5. Re:correction ;) by Deekin_Scalesinger · · Score: 1

      I didn't think Apple hardware was all that bad...

      They seem to have a bit more software these days as well.

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    6. Re:correction ;) by sjames · · Score: 1

      ..... I now have a $2,100 e-mail machine.....

      And a chair embedded in my skull"

    7. Re:correction ;) by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 1

      At first glance, I thought your arrow was a folding chair. I figured you were illustrating Ballmer just barely missing Nash's head.

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    8. Re:correction ;) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought you meant to say...

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      /|\   ex-MS employee
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    9. Re:correction ;) by MadMidnightBomber · · Score: 1

      I know - I'm just jealous of the laptop keyboards that light up in the dark. (And as a security guy I love Mac users because they never cause incidents.)

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  6. Or maybe.. by mpapet · · Score: 2, Funny

    When management is completely disconnected from how their company creates value.

    Hopefully nothing changes though. That would be the best case scenario for the entire industry.

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    1. Re:Or maybe.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Microsoft has created value?

    2. Re:Or maybe.. by SQLGuru · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Certainly. Yahoo was valued at $20 something by the market. Then MS made a bid for them for $30 per share. The market seized the opportunity and the stock went up to the bid. That, my friend, is true value to all of those who sold their stock @ the bid price.

      Layne

  7. Vista = dogfooding? by WolfTheWerewolf · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Perhaps they should have forced it upon employees for more "real-world" testing first?

    1. Re:Vista = dogfooding? by RetroRichie · · Score: 1

      Ha! Then it never would have made it to market. Can you imagine trying to develop a broken operating system on a broken operating system?

      My head hurts.

    2. Re:Vista = dogfooding? by WolfTheWerewolf · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately that's how [most] things are done there.

      Explains a lot, doesn't it?

    3. Re:Vista = dogfooding? by BlackSnake112 · · Score: 1

      That is exactly what microsoft does. They have already upgraded their servers to 2008 (or whatever it is called). They didn't upgrade the desktops? That would seem strange since they eat their own dog food for the server side.

    4. Re:Vista = dogfooding? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ask the guy who compiled the first compiler.

    5. Re:Vista = dogfooding? by RetroRichie · · Score: 1

      I suppose so. I bet we can take this game further:

      Developing a broken operating system on a broken operating system with broken developers operating in a broken company. I am too scared to go any deeper. :)

    6. Re:Vista = dogfooding? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What ought to be done, is to build an operating system on a cup of very hot tea...

    7. Re:Vista = dogfooding? by Anarke_Incarnate · · Score: 1

      Sitting on broken chairs?

      Somebody was going to say it....

    8. Re:Vista = dogfooding? by jimicus · · Score: 5, Insightful

      You know something? I bet they did.

      But Microsoft have a reputation for not only encouraging their developers to run the latest and greatest version, but also giving them the best hardware with which to do it.

      I wonder how many developers actually had easy access to a laptop with less than 1GB of RAM to run Vista on, let alone tried it.

      Wild speculation, so mod me how you like.

    9. Re:Vista = dogfooding? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My MS employee friend says most admins/engineers/devs that he knows over there did NOT go to Vista. They aren't all dumb, you know. They only go to Vista when they are forced to... like when they are working on something specific to Vista. And yeah, he says all the managers related to Vista got the can.

    10. Re:Vista = dogfooding? by Achromatic1978 · · Score: 1

      They do precisely that - people in my area (MSN) were running Vista around December `06 on their primary work machines (before, too, but that's when I arrived). If you re-installed your machine from the network, Vista was in fact the default option, well before release.

    11. Re:Vista = dogfooding? by Achromatic1978 · · Score: 1
      The hardware is the real issue. I remember a PM in my department who couldn't find any justification for it business-wise, going ahead and ordering himself a Core 2 Duo laptop, 2.6GHz, 4GB RAM, 200GB HDD, etc, etc, etc. That was around June last year. The cost came to around $5,000. Approved without batting an eyelid.

      Works wonders most of the time - "what you think are the tools you need, you can get", but does have downsides.

    12. Re:Vista = dogfooding? by Phroggy · · Score: 1

      I've heard this too - Microsoft did not upgrade their desktop PCs to Vista any sooner than other companies.

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    13. Re:Vista = dogfooding? by magus_melchior · · Score: 1

      Well, to continue the wild speculation, here's a possible conversation between the engineering and marketing department heads:

      E: "Good news: We've tested this thing on the Vista Capable machines, and it works. The bad news: It won't work as advertised."
      M: "Ship it anyway. They'll upgrade. They always do."

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    14. Re:Vista = dogfooding? by softdevs · · Score: 0

      Thats right! they should check their product for quality assurance before launching it to market...

    15. Re:Vista = dogfooding? by syousef · · Score: 1

      That isn't the problem. The problem is one of corporate culture. How long do you think a Microsoft employee who thought Vista was crap and said so openly would last?

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    16. Re:Vista = dogfooding? by craagz · · Score: 0

      Not wild speculation at all.. My friend at Microsoft, who does the same work as I do, gets a 2 GB RAM Vista and Office 2007 while I, working for a small company, get 512MB RAM Win XP and Office 2003.

      He has been working on Vista from before the official launch. i.e. Soon after beta.

    17. Re:Vista = dogfooding? by jimicus · · Score: 1

      A lot of that is how you deal with it - diplomatically saying "performance is poor on a system with 1GB RAM" is rather different to saying "this is a pile of crap".

      Unless they're not even able to file factual bug reports on their own internal bug tracking systems, I have trouble seeing how this is the issue.

      Having said that, a culture which practically makes it a disciplinary offence for a tester to file a bug report on the bug tracking system might explain rather a lot about the quality of some of Microsoft's products.

    18. Re:Vista = dogfooding? by syousef · · Score: 1

      It's an issue because when you take a crap system and say lots of diplomatic things like "performance is poor on a system with 1GB RAM" you can make it sound adequate or even good when in fact it is not. If you want a decent system you have to create an environment where an engineer can actually say "this will not do". Perhaps not "this is a steaming pile of shit" but "the system will cause considerable customer dis-satisfaction due to poor performance and bugs" or even "this piece of the system is so flawed that if we ship it as is it will affect our reputation. We should re-write it". Every MS employee I've ever talked to has been an apologist and a yes-man.

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  8. How interesting.. by moogied · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Putting "Vista Capable" on a machine is much like saying E85 capable on GM trucks.. while it may indeed be able to use it, no one in there right mind ever should..

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    1. Re:How interesting.. by clem · · Score: 1

      While I appreciate your use of a much needed car analogy to ground this discussion, I have no idea what "E85 capable" means.

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    2. Re:How interesting.. by DarkTempes · · Score: 3, Informative

      It's a 85% ethanol/gasoline mixture fuel.

    3. Re:How interesting.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The engine can use a gasoline::ethanol (= 17::3) blend of fuel.

    4. Re:How interesting.. by thatskinnyguy · · Score: 1

      It means people are willing to pay to get crappy gas mileage.

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    5. Re:How interesting.. by catxk · · Score: 1

      And a cleaner environment..?

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    6. Re:How interesting.. by ragefan · · Score: 1

      While I appreciate your use of a much needed car analogy to ground this discussion, I have no idea what "E85 capable" means. E85 capable
    7. Re:How interesting.. by compro01 · · Score: 2, Informative

      yes, current "E85" vehicles are useless for that. it slices mileage and power. add some forced induction however, and E85 looks significantly nicer.

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    8. Re:How interesting.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      >Bzzzt<. Sorry, you are between 1700% and 42000% wrong.

      But thanks for playing, "This is your Brain Fevered By Ethanol Hysteria"

      Land Clearing and the Biofuel Carbon Debt

      Increasing energy use, climate change, and carbon dioxide (CO2) emissions from fossil fuels make switching to low-carbon fuels a high priority. Biofuels are a potential low-carbon energy source, but whether biofuels offer carbon savings depends on how they are produced. Converting rainforests, peatlands, savannas, or grasslands to produce food-based biofuels in Brazil, Southeast Asia, and the United States creates a 'biofuel carbon debt' by releasing 17 to 420 times more CO2 than the annual greenhouse gas (GHG) reductions these biofuels provide by displacing fossil fuels. In contrast, biofuels made from waste biomass or from biomass grown on abandoned agricultural lands planted with perennials incur little or no carbon debt and offer immediate and sustained GHG advantages.

    9. Re:How interesting.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unless you need to return it with a full tank.

    10. Re:How interesting.. by UnknowingFool · · Score: 1

      Putting "Vista Capable" on a machine is much like saying E85 capable on GM trucks.. while it may indeed be able to use it, no one in there right mind ever should..

      How appropriate a remark. While your statement is true, only a few people even knew what you were talking about when you mean E85 capable. Same thing for your average consumer when they went to a buy a new "Vista Capable" computer. It wasn't clear to many of them that Vista Premium would not run on it. If MS had just left it off or made is Vista Basic Capable, that would have been different.

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    11. Re:How interesting.. by Cederic · · Score: 1

      While google may well tell you what E85 is, it wont necessarily tell you quickly and easily why its relation to GM trucks is relevant to the relation between Vista and otherwise perfectly good hardware.

      Asking the person that used this curious simile is an excellent way to find out, and doesn't even require you to leave the confines of your existing website.

      I only clicked on your link to check the website you'd linked to anyway

    12. Re:How interesting.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Putting "Vista Capable" on a machine is much like saying E85 capable on GM trucks.. while it may indeed be able to use it, no one in there right mind ever should.. I disagree. I think we should use E85 on both Vista machines and on GM trucks. And light the match. That will make the world a better place.
    13. Re:How interesting.. by fmoliveira · · Score: 1

      In my fucking country, this bullshit mixed gas is enforced trough law. And most people don't even know that the gasoline that is sold here is different.

  9. Another class action by KlomDark · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I'm curious how long until a class action suit fires up over all the companies out there selling 64bit machines with 32bit versions of Vista. That's complete shit. Why even sell a 64bit machine if they're going to hobble it to 32 bit operation?

    Imagine buying a 12 cylinder Lamborghini, getting it home, and then realizing it's only firing on 6 cylinders.

    1. Re:Another class action by arizwebfoot · · Score: 1

      Or getting it home and finding out it's really a 4 banger Honda engine!

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    2. Re:Another class action by postbigbang · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The 4-banger Honda engine would last longer, cost less to repair if it did break, and get you better mileage, and get you up to speed in normal traffic situations most of the time.

      The day of the upgrade is waning, and for good reason: no real value, just a bit of eye candy and some cheap thrills..

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    3. Re:Another class action by s4ck · · Score: 1
      you're joking right?

      cause where have you been over the last ten years? the general consensus in the car industry, and your local trusted mechanic will be able to tell you this, is that GM is using 10 years old technology built with 30 years old method. while honda/toyota/mazda has latest technology into their engines built with the highest quality control of the industry.
      4 banger honda engine? all the way! just look where the ford/chrysler/GM lot are today. what was in the news just a couple of hours ago? yeah, record losses from GM...

    4. Re:Another class action by powerlord · · Score: 1

      The day of the upgrade is waning, and for good reason: no real value, just a bit of eye candy and some cheap thrills..


      Well ... the day of the FORCED upgrade is waning.

      This is great news though. Without the forced upgrade, it should be easier for other options like OS X and Linux (as well as BSD, and things like Haiku) to take hold in peoples minds as viable alternatives.
      Especially if upgrading means buying new hardware, versus getting "a few more years" out of what they have ... perhaps a $500-$2000 savings, depending on the hardware. That alone might get people to give it a try if the alternatives are close enough.
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    5. Re:Another class action by AutopsyReport · · Score: 5, Funny

      Imagine buying a 12 cylinder Lamborghini, getting it home, and then realizing it's only firing on 6 cylinders.

      So, you're married too?

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    6. Re:Another class action by kalirion · · Score: 2, Funny

      Imagine buying a 12 cylinder Lamborguini, getting on a highway, and then realizing that if its speed drops below 55mph it will explode.

    7. Re:Another class action by postbigbang · · Score: 1

      I was waiting to see what might happen when Moore's Law met operating systems development curve problems. The different philosophies among Linux, MacOS, BSD, and even Solaris versus the once seemingly omnipotent Microsoft now seem to be much clearer.

      GM reported a huge loss, and wants to waiver all of its workers. I wonder if we'll see an announcement coming in a decade or so from Redmond. Sorry to analogize cars with computers, but it seems apt in this case.

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    8. Re:Another class action by Artuir · · Score: 1

      I guess you're not much of a car enthusiast. It's a bit different than being an "OS enthusiast". For someone happy in their little 4 cylinder motor, yeah of course they don't need to upgrade. But there's always people out there dissatisfied. You ever ride in a Corvette before? However I guess someone, somewhere just HAD to make a car analogy.

    9. Re:Another class action by mysticgoat · · Score: 4, Funny

      Why even sell a 64bit machine if they're going to hobble it to 32 bit operation?

      Because they can?

      In a related matter, is this quote from an earlier day still appropriate?
      Windows is a 32-bit shell for a 16-bit extension to an 8-bit operating system designed for a 4-bit microprocessor by a 2-bit company that can't stand one bit of competition.

    10. Re:Another class action by moosesocks · · Score: 1

      Because there are significant compatibility issues that still exist with legacy applications.

      If you purchased 32-bit Vista as a retail product, Microsoft will send you a 64-bit upgrade disc for a few bucks to cover shipping.

      I agree that this offer should be extended to OEM copies, but Microsoft isn't being particularly evil in this case.

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    11. Re:Another class action by postbigbang · · Score: 1

      Jags, Vettes, Lambos, 6.9s.... nice. The argument stands: a little 4-banger VTEC lasts a long time and costs far less from any perspective you look at it from, capex, opex, depreciation, etc. The downside is: eye appeal. Wait, we were talking about Vista, right?

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    12. Re:Another class action by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      GM reported a huge loss, and wants to waiver all of its workers. I wonder if we'll see an announcement coming in a decade or so from Redmond. Sorry to analogize cars with computers, but it seems apt in this case.


      Well, a lot of analysts see (saw?) Vista, as MS's last push for revenue growth. After that, most expect its revenue to either be relatively flat, or to have a slight downward trend.
    13. Re:Another class action by Guppy06 · · Score: 1

      Probably because all too many drivers out there are 32-bit only.

      Heck, is it even possible to get on OEM version of 64-bit Vista?

    14. Re:Another class action by sricetx · · Score: 1

      "Because there are significant compatibility issues that still exist with legacy applications."

      This is true on Linux for 64-bit apps too. Adobe Flashplayer tops the list, and is why I'm using a 32-bit version of Kubuntu rather than the 64-bit version. Yes, I know there are workarounds, but they are just that. I tried 64-bit a couple of years ago with Suse, and the performance benefit just wasn't there; of course it often loaded both 32 and 64 bit libraries which used up a lot of memory.

      The other issue is that my cheap motherboard is limited to 2GB of memory, even though it is made for Amd Athlon X2 (64 bit) processors. Not much sense in running a 64 bit OS, the whole point of which would be to be able to address large amounts of memory, when Biostar has limited me to a maximum of 2GB of RAM.

    15. Re:Another class action by PitaBred · · Score: 1

      Problem is, in 32bit operation it's still just as fast as it would be in 64bit in most cases. For 90% of consumers, they'll get better compatibility and speed, and won't be wasting any resources unless they have 4GB or more of RAM, which almost all of those machines lack.

      Not that I like Vista or anything... I haven't even used it, and I see no reason to do so. But there is a good technical reason to use a 32bit OS on a 64bit CPU, and it doesn't really hobble it that much. It'd be more like a V12 running on only 10 cylinders, if you want a better "analogy".

    16. Re:Another class action by KlomDark · · Score: 1

      Interesting, I didn't even know you could get a 64bit upgrade from a 32bit retail product. Would you happen to have a link?

      Then again, they don't do it for OEM copies? That makes no sense, since over 90% of Vista sales are OEM force-feeds.

    17. Re:Another class action by prockcore · · Score: 1

      Why even sell a 64bit machine if they're going to hobble it to 32 bit operation?


      A 64bit AMD is the only way to get SSE3. So even in 32 bit mode, the machine benefits from its architecture.
    18. Re:Another class action by asoukup · · Score: 2, Funny

      Keanu? Is that you?

    19. Re:Another class action by GiMP · · Score: 1

      I know its been said a thousand times before, but unless the machine has 4GB of ram or more, they would be hobbling it by installing a 64-bit OS...

    20. Re:Another class action by krnpimpsta · · Score: 1

      Imagine buying a 12 cylinder Lamborghini, getting it home, and then realizing it's only firing on 6 cylinders.


      Yeah, that's what you get for buying the Lamborghini Home edition. Everyone knows you need the Ultimate edition to fire all 12 cylinders.
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    21. Re:Another class action by hobbesmaster · · Score: 1

      I would first expect a class action lawsuit regarding all the Intel chipsets for core 2 duos that can only do 32bit addressing. (laptops are still sold with these chipsets, and OEMs are quite happy to sell you a 64bit OS and 4 gigs of RAM, even though you can only address 3gigs of it)

    22. Re:Another class action by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      "The 4-banger Honda engine would last longer, cost less to repair if it did break, and get you better mileage, and get you up to speed in normal traffic situations most of the time."

      No fun unless it has a turbo or supercharger on it....

      :-)

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    23. Re:Another class action by SDF-7 · · Score: 1

      Link: http://www.microsoft.com/windows/products/windowsvista/editions/64bit.mspx

      That page strongly implies OEM customers are out of luck if their vendor didn't provide the 64-bit version, as it states that you can get the 64-bit media DVD if "you bought as a retail, packaged product".

    24. Re:Another class action by SDF-7 · · Score: 1

      Google probably would be just as fast... but since I like Newegg anyway:

      http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16832116215

      I'm sure you'll find many other sources -- but in short, yes it is.

    25. Re:Another class action by Achromatic1978 · · Score: 1

      Not with Vista x64, at least partially. There's no 16 bit subsystem, whatsoever. It just won't run.

    26. Re:Another class action by Lost+Engineer · · Score: 1

      Yeah it really sucks. I bought the OEM version for my new PC not knowing that it didn't come with 64-bit. At this point I have no need for the headaches of 64-bit, but at some point, I'm going to have to buy it all over again.

    27. Re:Another class action by Tuidjy · · Score: 1

      I still have my six cylinder, 1989 Supra, and I plan on driving it for as long as I can (I has more than 292,000 miles) My 2005 Volvo has 5 cylinders, 420hps (a few performance mods) and has gotten over 28 miles per gallon since I have bought it - that's gallons pumped vs miles driven, not some hallucination of the car's computer. I bet the _average_ 4 cylinder car loses to the Supra on longevity and to the Volvo on efficiency... and certainly loses to both on acceleration.

      Arguing which operating system is better is like comparing cars. You will never reach an agreement. There are people who think Vista looks great, and can afford hardware to run it OK. There are people who would prefer a Diablo with a 120hp engine to my Volvo. Hell, I wish these people were less well represented among the women I meet.

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    28. Re:Another class action by GaryPatterson · · Score: 1

      There's probably also some benefit from the greater number of registers, maybe through register aliasing. I can't imagine AMD would leave registers sitting idle.

    29. Re:Another class action by plague3106 · · Score: 1

      What, honda doesn't make 6 or 8 cylinder engines? I have one.. except it says Acura instead of honda, but that's just a faceplate change.

  10. Re:I like Microsoft direction. by plague3106 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Did you even read the summary? The MS exec's first thought was of the customers. Good grief.

  11. Vista Capable label by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    The first thing I did on receipt of my XP notebook with the Windows Vista Capable sticker was to remove it and put it in its correct place: on my bin.

    1. Re:Vista Capable label by Kjella · · Score: 2, Funny

      The first thing I did on receipt of my XP notebook with the Windows Vista Capable sticker was to remove it and put it in its correct place: on my bin. Are you sure it won't need an upgrade? I heard Vista was huge.
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    2. Re:Vista Capable label by writermike · · Score: 1, Funny

      The first thing I did on receipt of my XP notebook with the Windows Vista Capable sticker was to remove it and put it in its correct place: on my bin. Sorry, dude (dudette?), but your statement reminded me of a Stewie quote.

      Olivia: You are the weakest link, goodbye. (laughter)
      Stewie: Ha ha ha! Oh gosh that's funny! That's really funny! Do you write your own material? Do you? Because that is so fresh. You are the weakest link goodbye. You know, I've, I've never heard anyone make that joke before. Hmm. You're the first. I've never heard anyone reference, reference that outside the program before. Because that's what she says on the show right? Isn't it? You are the weakest link goodbye. And, and yet you've taken that and used it out of context to insult me in this everyday situation. God what a clever, smart girl you must be, to come up with a joke like that all by yourself. That's so fresh too. Any, any Titanic jokes you want to throw at me too as long as we're hitting these phenomena at the height of their popularity. God you're so funny!


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    3. Re:Vista Capable label by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I bought a monitor with such sticker, and I put it on a bin too

    4. Re:Vista Capable label by internetcommie · · Score: 1

      Uh...
      Are you sure the bin is Vista capable?

    5. Re:Vista Capable label by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mine is on the trash can at the local coffee shop!

    6. Re:Vista Capable label by TheGratefulNet · · Score: 2, Funny

      I had a friend who worked at AMD in texas (many years ago). someone there got hold of a whole roll of 'intel inside' stickers.

      I think the bathroom janitors had their work cut out for the next weeks, peeling off all the stickers that 'found' their way to the urinals and stalls ;)

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    7. Re:Vista Capable label by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      "Are you sure yo wish to stick me Vista-capable sticker in the Recycle Bin? Yes / No / Maybe / Cancel?"

    8. Re:Vista Capable label by YeeHaW_Jelte · · Score: 1

      Same here, I've got plant pots, ash trays and litter boxes all designed for Windows XP.

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  12. Shhh . . . by arizwebfoot · · Score: 1

    You can't mean that Micro$haft made an error in judgment? In Marketing?

    Say it ain't so!! Micro$haft made a mistake?

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  13. Is it wrong that... by log0n · · Score: 2, Informative

    I'm starting to like Vista?

    Like may be too strong. Rather, it's not bugging me or keeping me from working - and it's even growing on me. My work bought me a new Dell 530 desktop with Vista Business, seems to work fine (I actually kind of like Office 2007 too - Visual Studio 2008 Express is pretty cool as well). Probably just due to being forced to use it regularly.

    1. Re:Is it wrong that... by everphilski · · Score: 2, Informative

      Yeah, I bought a $300 laptop with Vista Home on it, just to dink around on (we have one home computer and my wife's been getting into video games) for dissertation research, and it's been great. Actually the first thing I did was dual boot XP, but after running a few comparisons side by side over the first month I shredded the XP partition, it wasn't much if any faster than Vista for what I did (programming/writing/simulating).

      The only "trick" to vista is RAM. If you have less than a gig, stick another gig at least in there. RAM is so dirt cheap anyways...

    2. Re:Is it wrong that... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Yeah. I bought my 2 gigs of RAM for, you know, actually simulating things as opposed to ... whatever vista does. Yes, I could buy more memory, though I'd have to up it all to 2gb sticks, but in that case I'd rather use my FOUR gigs of ram for simulating. ;-) I don't see the plus side to vista here.

      I'll stick with ubuntu or when I need it for some invariably stupid reason, Windows XP.

    3. Re:Is it wrong that... by jejones · · Score: 5, Funny

      > Probably just due to being forced to use it regularly.

      Maybe it's Stockholm syndrome?

    4. Re:Is it wrong that... by springbox · · Score: 1

      It's only Stockholm Syndrome if they are being forced to use it by their employers. Or some unknown outside force.

    5. Re:Is it wrong that... by Cheesey · · Score: 1

      There's nothing wrong with you. In a few years time, most people will be thinking this, especially when the next version is released. You are ahead of your time by 2 or 3 years.

      Myself, I live so far in the future that I have Linux on my desktop and I really like it.

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    6. Re:Is it wrong that... by moderatorrater · · Score: 1

      I believe you were referring to Helsinki Syndrome, as in Helsinki, Sweden.

    7. Re:Is it wrong that... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've had Vista Ultimate on my desktop since last May, and Home Premium on a laptop since September. So far it's been a better experience than XP ever was. Most Vista haters have never even tried it, which renders their opinion meaningless. It took me a few days to get used to the changes, but since then it's been more productive than XP and 2000.

    8. Re:Is it wrong that... by evil_aar0n · · Score: 1

      I'm sure there's some medication you can take to fix this. Either that, or turn in your /. membership.

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    9. Re:Is it wrong that... by BeanThere · · Score: 1

      Keep spreading that lie. Maybe it's because I actually like to, you know, use my machine, but I have 2GB RAM and Vista still runs like crap, this machine was much faster with XP. Or are you telling me I should feel good, because Vista would be running far worse even if I had only 1GB RAM?

    10. Re:Is it wrong that... by craagz · · Score: 0

      Rather, it's not bugging me or keeping me from working - and it's even growing on me.


      You better wash it off before it does some kinda damage.
    11. Re:Is it wrong that... by angulion · · Score: 1

      Halsinki, as in Finland, FYI.

    12. Re:Is it wrong that... by angulion · · Score: 1

      Duh.. Helsinki.

      Why cannot Slashdot have a edit button that works for a couple of minutes after posting, like in many forums.

  14. $2100 = email machine? by eebra82 · · Score: 1

    I don't understand how he could buy a computer for $2100 even a year ago and call it an e-mail machine while running Vista. I bought my computer in February 2007 for $2085.42 (just checked the receipt) and it works well on Vista and gaming. Either he was scammed, or just speaking REALLY metaphorically.

    Having said that, XP owns Vista.

    1. Re:$2100 = email machine? by ckaminski · · Score: 1

      Welcome to corporate procurement, where box of 10 reams of paper costs the company $100 of which $26 goes to the vendor, and $74 gets split amongst the collection of individuals who brought the vendor in as kickbacks.

      Where a $1500 computer we could purchase from newegg is $3000 from lenovo simply because it has a three year warranty.

    2. Re:$2100 = email machine? by liquidf · · Score: 1

      hell i've got you beat. i built my machine, oh, 3 1/2 years ago, and running vista biz64 just fine. building it cost me $1100 tops, and i've put maybe $300 in a new amd dual-core, power supply, add'l 2GB memory and video card. i can play games decent enough on it (mainly rts), but there have been very, very few things i haven't been able to do on it.

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    3. Re:$2100 = email machine? by n0dna · · Score: 2, Informative

      Depends, it could easily be a laptop with an inadequate video card, or perhaps an unsupported bios due to an older power management scheme.

      I have a Toshiba that by all accounts (including the Vista adviser) should run Vista just fine without Aero, but it won't even install because of the bios power manager.

    4. Re:$2100 = email machine? by SeattleGameboy · · Score: 2, Informative
      That's easy. He probably bought a laptop.

      Unless you buy a laptop with a really good video card (NVidia 7400 or better with dedicated memory), you are going to have a hard time getting decent performance out of it, no matter how much memory or processor speed you have.

      Most of the laptops I looked at last year were being sold with integrated Intel or NVidia GPU's which really cannot run Vista very well.

      If you are planning to purchase a laptop for Vista, getting the highest end video card you can get is of the highest importance.

    5. Re:$2100 = email machine? by misleb · · Score: 1

      Can't you just turn off Aero?

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    6. Re:$2100 = email machine? by rizzo320 · · Score: 1

      Can't you just turn off Aero?

      I think you hit on the main point of this "Windows Vista Capable" discussion. I think its understandable to turn off features to get the performance you need on a computer you already own, running XP (or whatever). However, it's shameful to buy something with a Vista sticker and then have to turn off features that are being advertised as part of the reason you want this operating system in the first place. I think its amazing how many people don't find this rather silly. If a Vista sticker is on it, then all of Vista should work, not just part of it.

    7. Re:$2100 = email machine? by misleb · · Score: 1

      If a Vista sticker is on it, then all of Vista should work, not just part of it.


      Maybe they should branch their stickers like they did Vista itself. Be more specific like "Vista Home Capable" or 'Vista Super Happy Aero Fun Vista Capable.*"

      * Do not taunt Super Happy Aero Fun Vista. Keep away from children. Use only in well ventilated room. Void where prohibited.
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  15. They're individuals by jasonmicron · · Score: 1

    They're just individuals with their own opinions. Personally they can think one thing but as a company they can think another.

    This really isn't much of a story; more like looking for a story.

    Crappy to release that type branding with their own beliefs in doubt? Sure, but don't hold it against the entire company. That's just what I think but then again I'm just some random guy on the internet.

    1. Re:They're individuals by Starcub · · Score: 1

      This really isn't much of a story; more like looking for a story.
      I thought April Fools Day only happened once a year.
  16. "Are we seeing this from a lot of customers?" by Threni · · Score: 1

    No, mate, they're running Linux in virtual machines and discovering that they like it.

  17. Re:I like Microsoft direction. by Penguinisto · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Did you even read the summary? The MS exec's first thought was of the customers. Good grief.

    Actually, it was their first thought after they got bitten personally by the botch-up, but IMHO not during design or at any stage before release.

    If the end-using customer is their first thought, then please explain DRM.

    /P

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  18. Let this be a lesson for beta testers by Toreo+asesino · · Score: 5, Informative

    ...otherwise known as early adopters.

    To be fair Vista introduced to an unsuspecting IT world the shocking concept that's been around in *nix that "You don't have root level access as a norm!" (Gasp!). This alone caused issues for the majority of Windows software, and is probably the cause of the majority UAC complaints too. Remember too that, this type of security really isn't appreciated by your average Joe, who honestly couldn't give two shits if someone has rooted his box. He'll care when he can't write documents, send emails and check the football results on-line (even if it does require closing various popups)...but a Windows SUDO was long overdue.

    Also, Vista is the first iteration of Windows that's seriously supported 64 bit...XP does I know, but it's something of a stop-gap in my opinion, and very rare to see. The 64-bit shift was too, on it's own, bound to cause upgrade havoc, much like the "good old days" of Win95 not running legacy 16bit apps too well.

    Finally, Vista does overhaul other areas of Windows that has been for the better in the long-run, but a world of hurts in the short-run. Check out the propaganda here - http://www.microsoft.com/whdc/system/vista/kernel-en.mspx

    There's a tonne of reasons why Vista has been a painful upgrade, but these reasons above I feel are the most prominent, and not so much fault of Microsoft either in my opinion. Yeah, security should've "not sucked", the tech is still very new (many will say 'too' new), and the 64-bit switch-over is unavoidable at some point, but frankly Vista's getting better every day (for instance, just today this was released - http://support.microsoft.com/?scid=kb%3Ben-us%3B943899&x=14&y=11) but much of Vista's problems have been blown up bigger than they are by people that quite frankly, just want to see Microsoft fail, die, whatever...and are willing to "stretch the truth" if it helps that happen....

    Hang on; I've just realised where I'm posting.

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    1. Re:Let this be a lesson for beta testers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      but a Windows SUDO was long overdue. Which is probably why they added it in Windows 2000. The only problem was that people weren't using it.

      UAC, on the other hand, IS NOT sudo . It's a crazy sort of GUI hook in front of anything that requires Administrator privileges. (Assuming, of course, that Microsoft caught them all: with their track record, not a safe bet.)

      When running with UAC enabled, the user is still running as Administrator. The difference is that whenever an Administrator privilege is required, a UI appears asking the user if they want to grant access. Of course, in most cases, the user has no clue and just blindly hits "yes". This isn't helped because the message is so vague that even I have no clue what, exactly, is being asked.

      It's sort of like a random stranger showing up at your door and being asked to come inside. You have no idea if he's going to come in and tidy up your drapes or take a dump on your couch - but you have to decide, right now, before you can do anything else. (Yay for system modal dialogs.)

      If you want to use UAC as if it were actually sudo, you have to create an Administrator account and then create a non-privileges account and use the non-privileged account. This then asks for a password and actually runs as a different account like sudo does. However this isn't the default, and what home user would think that they should do that to offer real security?

      Even then, it wouldn't solve the problem, because they're still left not knowing if the program is good or bad when they're forced to answer the question. (And, remember, system modal dialog: you can't go look up the answer.)

      Also, Vista is the first iteration of Windows that's seriously supported 64 bit You admit XP did, but so did 2003. It's possible to support 64-bit without requiring 2GB of RAM to run programs.
    2. Re:Let this be a lesson for beta testers by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 1

      What bothers me the most is that when Vista came out, there were still tons of applications that required Admin access for no good reason. Those applications are broken on Vista due to UAC, but the amazing and shocking thing is that these applications were also broken on XP and 2000:

      1) Anybody who logged in as a non-admin wouldn't be able to run your program for no good reason
      2) Your program would break miserably on a computer with Fast User Switching enabled
      3) It would also break in many corporate environments with finer-grained permissions than "Admin" or "User"

      In short, the application was already broken and has been for a decade! Vista just made the breakage more obvious.

      When users who actually care about security have to (and had to in XP) elevate permissions to run a video game, you're talking about crap developers. I don't blame Microsoft for the problems people are having on Vista, I blame the crap developers who have no concept of permissions, or no desire to ever fix their Windows 98 program to work in an NT environment. These guys need to go back to CS101 and figure their goddamned job out. My current annoyance is Notepad++ which tries to do something when it runs, and fails-- but the error also doesn't tell me what it was trying to do, so I have no way of figuring out which feature to disable. Boo!

      (It's not just small developers or one-off projects like games, either... IBM Lotus Notes spent years just plain broken on XP, I think it was finally fixed for version 6.5 IIRC.)

    3. Re:Let this be a lesson for beta testers by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1

      I DO blame Microsoft for making XP default to Admin. The reason developers never fixed their broken software is because for 90% of users, who use the defaults, it WASN'T broken. It still worked, just like it did in Win9X.

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    4. Re:Let this be a lesson for beta testers by RedHelix · · Score: 1

      Heh, if there's one topic on which I can expect to see mounds of trolling, it's Vista.

      I installed it last month on my desktop when I nuked my XP partition (FOR SCIENCE!) and was feeling adventurous with my Intel-supplied copy of Ultimate. It's actually pretty swell! There are some problems, sure, but anyone with some technical know-how can figure out how to circumvent them fairly easily. (Hey, that sounds like Linux.)

      I think the completely revamped Add New Hardware wizard and Problem Center is what cinches it. All of my mainboard, pci and peripheral drivers were installed after one run of Windows update. And because I was disinclined to go dig up the p2k or Moto drivers for my U6 PEBL, I just plugged in my phone and the dialog took me to directly to the Motorola page I could download them from.

      I dunno, I like it.

    5. Re:Let this be a lesson for beta testers by Pop69 · · Score: 1

      You did read the notes for that KB/patch that you posted didn't you ?

      "Hard disk drives may not be recognized after update 943899 is applied. Certain SATA hard disk drives are not recognized after a computer resumes from sleep or hibernation when v1.0 of update 934899 has been applied. The drives are sent incorrect data, and the data changes several hard disk settings. One of these settings is "power up on standby mode." This behavior keeps the hard disk from spinning, and the system will not start."

    6. Re:Let this be a lesson for beta testers by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 1

      I DO blame Microsoft for making XP default to Admin. The reason developers never fixed their broken software is because for 90% of users, who use the defaults, it WASN'T broken. It still worked, just like it did in Win9X.

      Bullshit.

      Windows also defaults to having Internet Explorer as the system web browser, does that mean it's perfectly acceptable for XP software to break if I set Firefox to the default? That's what you're saying, in a nutshell.

      If you're going to write software for Windows XP, you need to test your software to make sure it works with all features of Windows XP. Fast User Switching was a major selling point of XP over Windows 2000, and you're telling me it's perfectly OK for these software companies to put out XP software that doesn't work with Fast User Switching? Total crap.

      In any case, if Microsoft had made XP default to "User" instead of "Admin" when making new accounts, it would still have been just as unacceptable! Windows 2000 was widely-used as a consumer OS, so their product was just as broken in Windows 2000. The only change is we would have been having this discussion six years ago.

      The real problem is that the programmers of these products simply do not care about QA, or about making good software. They just want to do the absolute bare minimum to struggle along, and they don't give one whit of care for the user who has to disable a useful OS feature to make their crappy product run, or the admin who struggles for a week trying to figure out what crazy-ass registry keys and folders their crappy software needs access to.

      Programs that worked correctly in Windows 2000 and Windows XP work correctly in Vista, and never get UAC prompts or vague "this operation requires elevation" errors. That's all there is to it.

      (Note: There are good examples, even in the gaming field which is filled with crummy code. Blizzard does a good job of updating their products when new OSes come out, they even went as far as to write OS X-native game engines for their Mac Classic games when OS X came out. And while World of Warcraft has some plain wrong design decisions, like putting the Plug In folder in Program Files, they were quick to update for Vista compatibility.)

    7. Re:Let this be a lesson for beta testers by NotHereOrThere · · Score: 1

      Um, this is about *performance* not the few things MS got right in Vista. Basically Vista is a CPU resource hog of monumental proportions. There's no reason a good, secure OS has to be bloated to the gills with all the crap MS put into Vista.

    8. Re:Let this be a lesson for beta testers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      uh, your points seem reasonable but when I am paying a premium price, I *atleast* expect the features that have already been introduced in competing (and in some cases, free as in beer) OSes. Hence the hue and cry are as bloated and extended as is the OS (and their price).

    9. Re:Let this be a lesson for beta testers by Your.Master · · Score: 1

      However this isn't the default, and what home user would think that they should do that to offer real security? ??? It was the default on my install. I actually went out of my way to become an administrator, disable UAC, and wallow in my insecure but non-frustrating user experience.

      I agree that it's a huge pain that the dialogs are system modal. I expect it was probably done because users would otherwise never figure out what to do and cross-application communication using admin priveleges would be broken, but it's still annoying.
    10. Re:Let this be a lesson for beta testers by wanderingknight · · Score: 1

      You sounded like someone who just read all the negative review without actually using Vista. I installed Vista Business edition 32bit on my Dell Dimension 1100 ( 2.1 Ghz Celeron D, 1 GB RAM and Nvdia FX 5500(128mb)) It run fine on such low end hardware with Visual Studio 2005, Office 2007, WarCraft3 Frozne throne...etc. Maybe, it's time for you to upgrade your rig from Pentium to more modern hardware. Uhh, that's like two times the RAM my current PC has (which also has a tad inferior processor and video card), and it runs just fine with any *nix flavor, even with all the desktop glossiness MS publicized and a tad more. Try running Vista on 512 MB and then we'll talk.
    11. Re:Let this be a lesson for beta testers by hooeezit · · Score: 1

      I don't completely agree with the observation. Yes, most people don't know about the 'runas' command, and I wouldn't have known either if I hadn't worked on the XP team. But I have been diligently using an unprivileged account on all my XP machines for regular work since 2001. If you right click on an executable, you can select 'Run As' and then choose which user you want to run the binary as. This doesn't work with .msi packages directly, so you need to start a command prompt and start the msi package from there. I still use these techniques without much problem.

      But, as one of the replies to parent noted, many applications themselves are broken, and won't run as a non-admin user. One of the biggest offenders is Microsoft's own Windows Media Player. DRM schemes break down if you are not running as an admin user! Many graphics-intensive apps screw up for whatever reasons (I'm not very familiar with DirectX, but that seems to be the culprit there). Further, I know for a fact that most developers in MS stay logged in as admin, so most code doesn't get developed with a Unix-like user credentials model anyway. I don't know if that has changed in MS with Vista being the standard desktop OS there, but I highly doubt it.

      One more particular thing MS did horribly wrong with Vista is ask the user for confirmation every time it blinks. It is a well understood by UI experts that such 'confirmations' are read only the first time - after that, saying 'yes' becomes a habit. 'sudo' is definitely a lot more mature (but still somewhat lacking) in that arena since it caches the state for some time.

      The fact remains though, that MS tried something radically different and failed miserably with Vista. Probably proves the point that large corporations should stick to manufacturing, selling and incremental updates and leave innovation to smaller startups.

      Maybe MS should buy out the Haiku dev team and have them build a new OS that is binary compatible with older MS platforms, but is better than their Windows code base.

    12. Re:Let this be a lesson for beta testers by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

      Not really...
      If it works for 90% of your users with no additional cost,
      then you have to compare the cost to the profit for that other 10%.

      If you will lose money, then you defer until it matters. Why should, I, a business person lose money supporting you? If you owned stock in my company, would you want to lose money this way?

      Often, doing nothing is the most profitable option. Many of these programs may no longer have companies that exist to support them any more. Now that it matters, those which do will either fall to a competing problem that works or they will upgrade to address the admin problem.

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    13. Re:Let this be a lesson for beta testers by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1

      In any case, if Microsoft had made XP default to "User" instead of "Admin" when making new accounts, it would still have been just as unacceptable! Windows 2000 was widely-used as a consumer OS, so their product was just as broken in Windows 2000. The only change is we would have been having this discussion six years ago


      Really? I don't know anyone outside of /. who used Windows 2000 as a consumer OS. I sure never saw Windows 2000 boxen at CompUSA/WorstBuy. I do agree that if MS had done the right thing with XP, we would have gone through this 6 years ago, but by now it would be old history.

      The real problem is that the programmers of these products simply do not care about QA, or about making good software. They just want to do the absolute bare minimum to struggle along, and they don't give one whit of care for the user who has to disable a useful OS feature to make their crappy product run, or the admin who struggles for a week trying to figure out what crazy-ass registry keys and folders their crappy software needs access to.


      No, but they would care when their customers demand a refund because their games don't work.
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    14. Re:Let this be a lesson for beta testers by kitgerrits · · Score: 1


      I'm glad MS finally got Long^H^H^H Vista out the door, but I think I'm holding out for Windows 7.
      They completely overshot the mark interface-wise and need to find that middle ground again.

      More security in Vista is a Good Idea, but it would have already been fine if they reduced that first user to non-admin and put in an admin password fot software installation.
      Unfortunately, a lot of Windows software is simply not ready for this.
      (WHY do they need to write in the local Program Files?)

      It might but Vista when:
      - there is decent support for DirectSound3D
      - all the 'new' crap is optional
        (I WANT my Network card to go as fast as it can, at the possible cost of stuttering audio)
      - there is decent driver support, including x64 (I'm looking at YOU, Canon)
      - When I can actually perform a 'downgrade' to XP without actually having to buy XP first

      BUT, to get back to replying to you:
      Windows already had a SUDO in Windows NT4, it was called [ Run As... ]
          Sure, you sometimes had to bend over backwards to use it, but it was there!

      XP64 is actually not XP, it's the Win2003 kernel with the XP 'window manager'
      I installed it as FarCry64 'Appliance' and have been running it exclusively for about a year now.
      The only thing that doesn't work right for me is Citrix ICA.
      (VMWare with XP32 to the rescue!)

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    15. Re:Let this be a lesson for beta testers by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 1

      No, but they would care when their customers demand a refund because their games don't work.

      I actually agree entirely. I'm constantly amazed at the PC gaming public who can tolerate buggy messages like PunkBuster (still not updated for Vista!), xfire (still not updated for Vista!) and games like Battlefield: 2142 which are giant balls of bugs.

      It's like they've been browbeaten by so much crappy software for so long that not only do they tolerate it, but they actually enjoy it. (I have friends who play Battlefield: 2142 every day! If they can get it to run longer than 5 mins without crashing.)

      That's why I've moved only to Xbox 360 gaming. Maybe Microsoft's "Games For Windows" program will get game companies (and consumers!) to care, but I'm not holding my breath.

    16. Re:Let this be a lesson for beta testers by misleb · · Score: 1

      Also, Vista is the first iteration of Windows that's seriously supported 64 bit...XP does I know, but it's something of a stop-gap in my opinion, and very rare to see. The 64-bit shift was too, on it's own, bound to cause upgrade havoc, much like the "good old days" of Win95 not running legacy 16bit apps too well.


      Really, the move to 64bit shouldn't be that painful. Apple did it when they introduced the G5 and I don't think anyone so much as flinched. I don't think a lot of people even know that the G5 is 64bit... it is that transparent. And then Apple did it AGAIN with x86. The first Intel macs were 32bit and only became 64bit with the Core2, IIRC. And now with Leopard, you can run a single installation on any of the 4 major architectures that Apple supports: ppc32, ppc64, x86, and x86-64. I've done it. To get Leopord on a G4 tower, I actually installed it on my MacBook Pro (x86-64), made a disk image of that, and installed the image onto the G4 tower. Booted up without changing a single thing!

      Finally, Vista does overhaul other areas of Windows that has been for the better in the long-run, but a world of hurts in the short-run. Check out the propaganda here -


      They've added stuff, but Vista is still hobbled by the same legacy stuff that XP is. From waht I understand, Microsoft has been forced to employ a lot of ugly hacks to maintain backwards compatability. What I'd like to see is Microsoft dump Win32 (which is based on Win16 with few changes) and start from scratch. But that ain't going to happen. The major selling poitn of WIndows is compatability.WIthout that, Windows is worthless.

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    17. Re:Let this be a lesson for beta testers by Sciros · · Score: 1

      Why? Seriously, why the heck?

      RAM IS CHEAP, my man! It costs a fraction of the OS, even. Let alone what other upgrades or software purchases you'd likely want to do if you're going so far as to change your OS.

      Don't make me toss a car analogy at you, bro!

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    18. Re:Let this be a lesson for beta testers by vux984 · · Score: 1

      Uhh, that's like two times the RAM my current PC has (which also has a tad inferior processor and video card), and it runs just fine with any *nix flavor, even with all the desktop glossiness MS publicized and a tad more.

      I'm not feeling a lot of sympathy? Oh noes, my Vista needs some more cheap ram.

      Try running Vista on 512 MB and then we'll talk.

      What would we say? That it was a bad idea and you should spend the $40 to upgrade your RAM?

    19. Re:Let this be a lesson for beta testers by SEMW · · Score: 1

      One more particular thing MS did horribly wrong with Vista is ask the user for confirmation every time it blinks. I'm not sure I understand your complaint: if an application needs to elevate to admin, then it needs to elevate. The only way to cut down on elevation dialogues (apart from waiting -- with time, developers will do what they should have always done and make apps which don't needlessly elevate if they're not performing an admin task) would be for Microsoft to somehow maybe heuristically sometimes intercept elevation prompts and automatically give the program admin permissions without asking for an admin password, in order to cut down on prompts. But obviously that would be a huge security risk, since if normal programs can elevate without prompting, then so can malware (heuristics can be fooled). So what exactly are you suggesting?
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    20. Re:Let this be a lesson for beta testers by SEMW · · Score: 1

      UAC, on the other hand, IS NOT sudo . It's a crazy sort of GUI hook in front of anything that requires Administrator privileges. ...OK, gksudo rather than sudo then. That's a rather silly nitpick; they still perform the same function whether graphically or in a console.

      When running with UAC enabled, the user is still running as Administrator. Wrong; two tokens are assigned, standard user and admin; any non-elevated applications run as the standard user token.

      The difference is that whenever an Administrator privilege is required, a UI appears asking the user if they want to grant access. Of course, in most cases, the user has no clue and just blindly hits "yes". This isn't helped because the message is so vague that even I have no clue what, exactly, is being asked. Again, how is this different from gksudo? WRT vagueness, it gives exactly the same information that gksudo gives you: the name and publisher of the program that wants to run as admin. What more do you want?
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    21. Re:Let this be a lesson for beta testers by jroysdon · · Score: 1

      Part of the problem is that so many apps expect you to have Local Administrator access.

      A PC I set up for my in-laws has fits about a new HP printer they got. Even after downloading the latest 150+MB "full install" from HP, uninstalling the old, and installing the new, the non-Administrator account I have for them still doesn't want to recognize the printer is connected all of the time (print jobs show in the queue if it is paused, but once un-paused never print). If it is rebooted, or switched to the Local Admin it works just fine.

      Their camera (Kodak, I think) won't let them connect and download w/o Local Administrator access as well. For this, they just switch user to the local Admin, start the picture transfer, and switch user back to their non-admin account to look at and edit the photos. Very lame though.

      However, since I installed this machine for them 14 months ago, no other problems, no infections, no nothing. Granted, they have automatic Windows updates enabled, Firefox installed with auto-update enabled (and IE is disabled), AVG Free, and they don't install a bunch of junk.

      What I really wanted to do was switch them over to Fedora, but the support curve is too steep and I've no time. Every single app they use (except a few HP-bundled and Kodak-bundled apps) are OSS now: Firefox, Thunderbird, Picaso, and I bet if there were any Windows apps I could make them run under Wine.

    22. Re:Let this be a lesson for beta testers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wouldn't mind, and would be tempted to agree.

      But WHY oh WHY is Vista so slow with anything less than 2GB of RAM?! Sure, Vista will help to drive RAM prices further down because of this, but I can see no good reason for this requirement. The feeling that SuperFetch will bring on an early death to my poor hard drives, were I to unleash it upon them, also makes me reluctant to upgrade. (And think of all those cheap laptops out now that still suffer with 4200rpm drives and 512MB RAM...)

    23. Re:Let this be a lesson for beta testers by wanderingknight · · Score: 1

      RAM IS CHEAP, my man! It costs a fraction of the OS, even.
      Thanks, but I don't have to pay for Ubuntu ;).

      Plus, you're making quite a number of assumptions here. I don't live in the US, I live in a third world country. While I'm not bad off, RAM is certainly something rather expensive, especially taking into account that I don't do anything that requires more than what I have. My PC's performance is extremely nice, I don't game on PCs, I don't do media-extensive work such as encoding, and while rather old, my processor can run 720p video files without much problems (BTW, much better than on Windows, even using the same decoder).

      Seriously, people, this "get on with the times!" attitude is certainly baffling. "Consume, consume, consume!". No thank you, sir. I'd rather spend on more meaningful things than a piece of extra RAM that won't really give me more than what I have right now. That is, unless I want to run Vista... which I certainly don't, since it doesn't provide me with anything else I need.
    24. Re:Let this be a lesson for beta testers by syousef · · Score: 1

      Yes. The brilliance of Vista. Something like the sudo command without any graphical equivalent su command (sure you can open an admin cmd prompt, but what about the gui?). Accept or deny prompt for every little sub-operation. If it were a case of just putting in the super user password once per action, do you think users would bitch and moan as much???

      How the hell can any sane person defend this BS?

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    25. Re:Let this be a lesson for beta testers by bit01 · · Score: 1

      RAM IS CHEAP, my man!

      Irrelevant. The more memory a program uses the slower it is. Quite apart from the simple raw slowdown of accessing more bytes, memory caches can make up to an order of magnitude difference to the speed of a program and memory hogs are slow because they overflow the cache.

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    26. Re:Let this be a lesson for beta testers by El_Oscuro · · Score: 1

      A recent Washington post article had a good quote concerning Vista:

      "Meh."

      I have another saying for it: SSDD (Same Shit, Different Day).

      The rest of the article pretty much summed up: While Vista has some nice new features, it also has some new annoyances, and complained about DRM (not the "I can't play my media on unauthorized hardware" kind, but the DRM concerning Windows itself (activation, WGA, etc)). This article was in the dead tree paper and distinctly non-technical. Most Windows users would relate.

      Having never used Vista, but based on what I have read, I believe it doesn't usually suck on realistic hardware. The problem for Microsoft (at least from my own perspective), is that I have no reason to upgrade to it, and a lot of reasons not to:

      1. XP runs all of my old games just fine. Vista may not.
      2. The rest of my apps run just fine on Ubuntu, without worrying about viruses, malware, and the rest.
      3. I really don't feel like buying a new computer anytime soon. I suppose if I buy a new Windows one, it will have Vista on it. However, I have a Wii for any new games I might want, and everything else I do runs at least as well on Linux.
      4. The new Windows DRM (WGA, activation) makes it impossible to transfer my copy of Windows to new hardware. My only options are to pay through the nose for something I already have, bittorrent a cracked copy from somewhere, or forget it and install Ubuntu.

      I don't really hate Microsoft (I bought Windows 95 the day it came out, and never really did any serious work on Linux until about 5 years ago), but now, I just don't really care anymore. As the Post article summed it up, "Meh."

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    27. Re:Let this be a lesson for beta testers by Sciros · · Score: 1

      It's not irrelevant. With enough RAM, Vista is pretty darned fast.

      Also what you said after "Irrelevant" is simply incorrect. A program can use very little memory and be extremely slow. It can also use a TON of memory and be extremely fast. And the comment regarding memory cache is what's irrelevant here. Yes overflowing it would cause slowdown. Your point? If you can increase how much memory you have available for caching, which is the point of what I said to begin with, how does this remain an issue?

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    28. Re:Let this be a lesson for beta testers by Sciros · · Score: 1

      Well, then you shouldn't even be part of the discussion here, man. If Vista doesn't provide you with anything you need/want, then in saying Vista requires too much firepower you're actually speaking on behalf of other people who do want Vista but don't want to invest in the proper hardware. Well, I'm willing to be most (over 99%) of those folks don't live in a 3rd world country and if they have the means to purchase Vista they can get enough RAM for it as well.

      And if you interpret my saying that if you want to run something that requires a hardware upgrade, you ought to make a hardware upgrade as saying "get with the times!" then yeah, get with the times. There's software out there for old machines and for new. If you want to hold on to the old, then don't complain about not being able to run everything.

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    29. Re:Let this be a lesson for beta testers by wanderingknight · · Score: 1

      It's not "holding to the old". I can do all of the stuff Vista allows me to do (outside gaming and DRM, but that's a different issue altogether, and you can game better on XP and adding DRM to that OS shouldn't be much of a hassle) with any Linux flavor, for zero cost and no hardware update needed, and with no significant difference in performance. What I'm digging at is the false necessity Vista is creating for new hardware updates (well, the bastardized PC gaming industry is helping a lot in that respect, of course), which can be picked up by some conspiracy theorists as a deal between MS and the hardware industry.

    30. Re:Let this be a lesson for beta testers by Sciros · · Score: 1

      Well, thing is, if you throw enough hardware at it, Vista becomes rather fast.

      The DRM thing... yeah that's just bad and there's nothing else to say about it. It probably doesn't matter most of the time, though.

      As for gaming better on XP, I'm not sure. Vista has DX10, which should hopefully give it an advantage down the road. Most games, if you have "current gaming hardware," are going to run just fine on both Vista and XP. I game on my Vista machine and it's great. Yes, I have 3GB of RAM and a 8800 GTS, but I don't imagine better gaming performance if I go to XP with this setup. It'll most likely be about the same.

      I agree that Vista would be a better OS if it required a lower minimum amount of resources to run well. But these days I see that as a rather minor issue. I approach it with about the same attitude as "poor fuel economy" in sports cars. Yeah, 550 horsepower means you're spending more on gas, but if you can afford to drive around something like that you ought to have the sense to make sure you can afford the fuel. Something like Vista isn't any different to me right now, since it's not a "must-buy" and more of a "luxury OS" hahah.

      As for the PC gaming industry... yeah I'm with you there. I'm a graphics whore and all, but sometimes there's just too much of a trend to say "meh we'll just throw a bigger CPU/GPU at it rather than optimize." And scaling to hardware really needs to be done better.

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    31. Re:Let this be a lesson for beta testers by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      Windows already had a SUDO in Windows NT4, it was called [ Run As... ] Are you sure about this? I remember it in Windows 2000, but I ran NT 4 as my main OS for four years before NT5 entered beta and never came across it.
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    32. Re:Let this be a lesson for beta testers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And that is exactly what's wrong with US, corporate, business-think. That's what killed US automakers and most manufacturing in the US. "Who cares about that 10%? It won't affect our profits." So, they abandon that share of the market and a competitor gladly takes it. Then they abandon another 10% and another, and another, and another... until all they have is the last 10% of the market.

      It's called quality. You make it right, not write it off.

    33. Re:Let this be a lesson for beta testers by kitgerrits · · Score: 1


      Hmm... I have to admit my memory is getting a bit fuzzy.
      It might have been 2000, but it -has- been in there for a while...
      (I ran away crysing from the Windows world when SBS 2003 was released)

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    34. Re:Let this be a lesson for beta testers by wanderingknight · · Score: 1

      As for gaming better on XP, I'm not sure. Vista has DX10, which should hopefully give it an advantage down the road.
      I'm pretty sure the DX10 thing is an artificial wall crafted between Vista and XP, especially considering MS has always boasted its legacy support as one of its keynote advantages. It shouldn't be too difficult, provided that the DirectX code were open, to port DX10 to XP.
      Other than that, I agree with you in general terms.
    35. Re:Let this be a lesson for beta testers by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

      Sears made it right and people took advantage of them so much it was called the "sears rental policy".

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  19. Too many editions! by Midnight+Thunder · · Score: 5, Insightful

    How many versions of the same system do you really need? Having created over six versions of the same operating system, Microsoft should have been aware that there would be confusion. Are people in the company so oblivious to the "Keep it Simple" approach? Generally a desktop and a server edition should suffice, and anything being marked a 'ready' should be indicating the expected experience and not the rationed experience.

    A computer allowing me to experience 10% of what the new OS can provide me, is not ready in any shape or form. Games labelling gets this right, why shouldn't hardware? Are we dealing with crooks or incompetence?

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    1. Re:Too many editions! by aussiedood · · Score: 1
      Microsoft are not alone here. Take Ubuntu for example, there's;
      • Ubuntu (There's variants here too; server, 64bit etc)
      • Kubuntu
      • edubuntu
      • xubuntu
      • gobuntu
      But wait there's more;
      • mythbuntu
      • ubuntustudio
      • Who knows how many other unofficial variations there are.
    2. Re:Too many editions! by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1

      Which is one reason I prefer Fedora.

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    3. Re:Too many editions! by cbiltcliffe · · Score: 1

      We're dealing with incompetent crooks. :) My question is, how in hell do you spend $2100 on any computer and not have it capable of running some serious software? I could see if he spent $599 at WalMart, but for crying out loud, how do you get a piece of crap for $2100?!

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    4. Re:Too many editions! by Jayjay2 · · Score: 1

      >> Having created over six versions of the same operating system, Microsoft should have been aware that there would be confusion. They missed the important one: Windows vista Working Edition.

    5. Re:Too many editions! by richie2000 · · Score: 1

      Are we dealing with crooks or incompetence? It's Microsoft. We don't have to choose.
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  20. Re:I like Microsoft direction. by Abreu · · Score: 1

    Indeed it is funny to watch the huge dinosaur stampede and run around like a headless chicken... however I am afraid of what could get squished on its path.

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  21. Microsoft Lawsuit Discussion -- hahahah! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Jim Allchin, then the co-president of Microsoft's Platforms and Services Division, wrote in another e-mail, "We really botched this ... You guys have to do a better job with our customers."' The judge in the case is currently considering the plaintiffs' request to make it a class-action lawsuit."

    I love it. Here's an article with discussion about the IMPENDING class action LAWSUIT against micro$oft. cgi-bin.law.com/jsp?id=1090180336325

    Reports that itemize Microsoft's records of the relevant products purchased by claimants who participated in Microsoft's volume license programs (known as Enterprise, Select or Open licenses) have been mailed and are being processed.

    1. Re:Microsoft Lawsuit Discussion -- hahahah! by wampus · · Score: 0, Troll

      Micro$oft? Did you come up with that on your own? Hilarious! I'll have to remember it.

  22. Re:I like Microsoft direction. by liquidf · · Score: 2, Funny

    They were one feared as a force that cannot be stopped. To now a huge company that bumbles at every attempt to modernize without any concern on what their costumers want.

    Did you even read the summary? The MS exec's first thought was of the customers. Good grief. no, parent is right. nobody ever thinks of the costumers. all they ever ask for is a little respect, and maybe a sequin top or masque every once in a while, but that's it!
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  23. You're dealing with incompetent crooks. by Lilith's+Heart-shape · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Are we dealing with crooks or incompetence? I'd say it's a little bit of the former, and a metric shitload of the latter. Factor in the SNAFU Principle, and you've got a recipe for instant epic failure. Chances are that the people who actually work for a living told management that "Vista Capable" was bullshit, but management didn't believe it until they saw for themselves. By then, of course, it was too late.
  24. Re:I like Microsoft direction. by jollyreaper · · Score: 5, Funny

    #
    Did you even read the summary? The MS exec's first thought was of the customers. Good grief. Yeah, in the same sense as when some hysterical woman shouts "Won't someone think of the children!" and Michael Jackson raises his hand to say "I am!"
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  25. endemic by mugnyte · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Anyone inside the project teams on the vista push knew many of the work patterns were B-A-D. teams had a top-down requirement change almost daily. they fought for changes via up-one-flagpole-down-another. The schedule cut all kinds of scope while the new features were "must haves". the security initiative, the team patterns, the scope dictation and the requirements "volleyball" were terrible at ever "finishing" a concept. Each team with any kind of pull would demand all others conform to the request they wanted, and the winning concept were decided in the mgmt level, not knowing the real impact of their decisions until afterwards.

      Add in ideas that nobody had really tackled before, like the secure channel for content, driver signing, legacy app security rights vs. UAC, etc and you're bound to have a lot of latent problems that demand a longer period of testing. But this was after the 1st "scrap" so there really wasn't time to push the market off any longer, MS's ability to deliver was already in question.

    it had many flavors of dysfunctional. but they've changed a lot and are starting differently with the next gen OS.

    1. Re:endemic by Radical+Moderate · · Score: 1

      " but they've changed a lot and are starting differently with the next gen OS."

      Can you back that up? I'm not disagreeing, it's just the first time I've heard that. As for the rest of your post, I think you nailed it.

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    2. Re:endemic by Frosty+Piss · · Score: 1

      it had many flavors of dysfunctional. but they've changed a lot and are starting differently with the next gen OS.
      So Vista really is the next version of ME.
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    3. Re:endemic by gujo-odori · · Score: 1

      Aaaah, I see you work(ed?) there too :)

    4. Re:endemic by mugnyte · · Score: 1


        No, I can't. I've just not read any more personal blogs about ex/current MS emp's talking about the current development strategies. Plus I may be naive, but someone somewhere had to learn a lesson about Vista "cloud" of dysfunction internally.

        What you imply may be true - more of the same, since there's certainly an undercurrent of "success" on the Vista line at places in the company.

    5. Re:endemic by mugnyte · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Actually, I have never, and do not, work at MS. I could enjoy it, for sure (I am fan of the .NET framework, in its place) - but I dont want to live in Redmond. I am a fan of some of the dev blogs, and I'm constantly googling issues during my integration work, hitting their sites (codeplex, blogs, msdn).

        Like any large company, MS has some interesting work (labs) and some great concepts (.net, silverlight) and some duds (msn) but some of the exec-level minding the Office/OS/IE stuff is overbearing. Its really too bad that Vista continued the large-kernel, tightly-bound-system-service idea. I would rather a much smaller OS and easier layering of the services, but the modern OS is a wild beast with many masters.

        Honestly, I think they should build everything on top of a BSD kernel and join the world of Simply Great Applications, much like Apple. The amount of overhead in designing/maintaining/servicing their own kernel is a huge money loser. There's some sort of wacky notion that OS's design and system services are a "secret sauce" that must be kept in-house - but it is a fallacy. OS's are quickly becoming a cheap commodity, and all the interfaces are slowly edging towards public and standardized. If they directed all of the OS folks into wrapping a *nix-like kernel and building from existing, they'd instantly qualify for lots of other-OS software, closer standards to qualify at governments, interop with all file formats, etc. It's a no-brainer to me.

        I think MS still wants to compete via tie-in. But I believe this is hurting them more than its worth. EU Lawsuits, standards bodies questioning them, strange/bad old Win32 constructs hiding in the closet - enabling ReallyBadSoftware to be written, and completely unique management platform. Sadly, they'd be able to leverage much more of their braintrust into making great *user experiences* than coming up with InventedOnlyHere tech for their OS. And still, all the real money would flow in from their licenses for corp servers and office (the big $).

        But what do I know. I'm a developer guy. I just read the trades.

    6. Re:endemic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Starting different, yes. But will it end different? Unless they have truly address the management issues that directly resulted in much of the problem (not likely), they will end up the same with the next gen O/S, too.

    7. Re:endemic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      MinWin.

      Or, "how they nLited Vista and are now building on that".

    8. Re:endemic by gujo-odori · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Yeah, I didn't want to live in Redmond either, strongly enough that I left the company rather than accept a transfer. .Net fan or not, if you're not a fan of that management style, you might not like working there, though. That corporate culture runs all the way down. There are good things about working there, too, it's not all bad (a lot of very smart people, more than a few of whom are running Linux and/or BSD at home, regardless of what they have to use at work; great food in the cafeterias, especially the pizza (the coffee sucks, though. Run away screaming), a great wireless network, really good selection of free drinks, beautiful campus, the best fringe benefits I've ever had), but I wouldn't really characterize Microsoft as a pleasant place to work. People don't seem to really have fun at work (some would argue that you're not supposed to, but at my current gig and my pre-Microsoft gig, lots of fun was had, lots of hard work was done, and industry-leading stuff was produced), and there are waaaay too many meetings.

      As an example of too many meetings, my boss there typically spent 30-40 hours a week in meetings. I don't think he ever put in less than 60 hours a week, between time at the office and time spent working from home out of hours to try and get actual work done.

      WRT the BSD idea, I agree completely from a technical standpoint. From a business standpoint, I'm less than convinced MSFT could execute successfully. All of the same culture/management problems that made Vista the non-success that it is (I don't want to call it a failure, but it's certainly no success, either) would exist if a project were undertaken to move Windows to a BSD kernel and userland with a Microsoft GUI on top of it, and then some. Microsoft's investment in the Windows franchise isn't just monetary, it's emotional, and it's very strong. So strong as to overcome reason. Thus, they will never go the BSD route, I'm pretty sure; it would mean not only admitting a *nix platform was better than Windows, but the implicit admission that it was better all along, and that Microsoft, starting from scratch, was unable to do better than an OS based on late sixties technology, not even after 20+ years of Windows development effort. Never mind the truth of that, MSFT the organization could not bring itself to admit it. And even if it did, the project would turn out to be another Vista, or worse. Heck, look how many false starts Apple had in that area before they actually got it done with OS X, and Apple is a far more nimble, innovative, and open-minded company than Microsoft.

      Still, I'd actually like it if Microsoft moved to a BSD-based OS. It would benefit the entire industry, and Microsoft as well. But they'll never see that.

    9. Re:endemic by mugnyte · · Score: 1

      MSFT doesn't sound much different than the larger corps i've been in (meetings upon meetings, lots of slow coordination). It may simply be a side-effect of having any property that is high-value suddenly puts a lot of opinions and organizers around it. i've seen it happen even when its not software, but just data itself (customer lists, etc). It seems to grow organically, and becomes a circular pattern of "we're so busy, we need someone to organize the..." and another body is added that isn't really solving tech issues and developing, but just organizing.

        I would really appreciate an environment of smart technical people like I read about on some of MS's blogs. I'm envious of places that have "labs" and similar, and constantly try to build that around me, even if we simply have to admit we're not smart [yet] and get crackin' on a problem.

        Re. your other comments: I sometimes forget the sheer age of MSFT today. They have a ton of history using their own...well, everything. But if not the kernel, at least the filesystems and exe wrappers for *Nix formats would go a long way. eh, there's a lot of issue I have with the unix platform as well, but the consolidation - from a MSFT view - just seems like a huge liberating experience.

      I see your point about the emotion, though. I have felt the same about some of my own flawed designs ;)

    10. Re:endemic by Buelldozer · · Score: 1

      How could you not have heard it? It's been said for every version of Windows ever released!

  26. MOD PARENT UP (funny) by shentino · · Score: 0, Redundant

    "Hang on; I've just realised where I'm posting."

    Haha

  27. Re:I like Microsoft direction. by Toonol · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Exactly. What the exec said in his email was what an exec should be saying. "This didn't work for me... is this impacting our customers?"

    No doubt corporate leadership caused the problem in the first place... but people pointing out the issues internally are what are needed to fix it. (Well, it can't be fixed, now. Maybe it can be avoided in the future.)

  28. Re:I like Microsoft direction. by macdaddy357 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "Microsoft argued that it provided detailed information on the sticker program and that it was the customers' fault for not educating themselves before purchasing their new computers."... Microsoft should know that 98% of the computer-owning public knows nothing about computers except that they need one for work, and the kids need one for school. Instead, they have proven that they are out of touch. Every version since Windows 95 has forgotten the user at every turn. Taking people's icons away and forcing them to use the start menu confuses users. Changing the names and locations of things with every new version so people have to learn all over again is an ordeal. It's not only windows. Internet Explorer 7 took away "History" unless you want to clutter up your screen with an explorer bar. Where did the history pull-down go. Parents want to check up on where their kids have been surfing. Why the hell would they take a feature away? It boggles the mind! Microsoft has made computing more complicated and confusing for the average user at every turn when they need to make it simpler. It is a shame they are still in business.

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  29. Editions by Phroggy · · Score: 5, Interesting

    One thing is certain: the choice to have many editions of Vista differentiated sometimes by key features is causing Microsoft quite a bit of trouble. Had Microsoft enabled or disabled features like Aero Glass based on a machine's capabilities rather than the version of the OS in use, this suit would have likely been avoided. Interesting. To be sure, Microsoft has faced criticism for its confusing number of editions. Here's a quick rundown:

    • Home Basic - cannot join a domain and does not include Media Center; equivalent to XP Home Edition
    • Home Premium - cannot join a domain but does include Media Center; equivalent to XP Media Center Edition
    • Business - can join a domain but does not include Media Center; equivalent to XP Professional Edition
    • Ultimate - can join a domain and includes Media Center; no XP equivalent exists

    Home Basic also does not include the Aero Glass UI, tablet PC support, Mobility Center, Meeting Space, SideShow, or Scheduled Backup. In addition to the ability to join a domain, Business and Ultimate include Complete PC Backup and Restore, Fax and Scan, Remote Desktop, and the ability to save your password when connecting to an SMB share. That's right, in Home Basic/Premium, the "save password" checkbox on the authentication dialog is missing (and command-line alternatives are broken). Finally, only Ultimate Edition includes BitLocker drive encryption.

    I can understand why they might want to have two editions of the OS: Home and Professional, like they had originally with XP. The networking capabilities of Business/Ultimate really are integrated into the OS and can't be added on by a separate package. Plenty of small business users need these features, but they order new PCs for their employees without realizing which flavor of Windows is included, so they wind up buying an extra copy at retail, which makes Microsoft more money. It's evil, but from a business perspective it makes sense.

    However, apart from Media Center, the features of Home Premium over Home Basic are things nobody would ever pay extra for. It makes absolutely no sense to me that Media Center should require its own OS version. Media Center should be a separate product, just as Microsoft Office is a separate product. Advertise PCs that bundle it as having "Windows Vista Home Edition with Media Center" instead of "Windows Vista Home Premium Edition". Let customers who bought PCs without Media Center go buy it, just like customers who bought PCs without Office can go buy it. Media Center is something that a lot of people do see value in and are willing to pay for. Let them do that.
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    1. Re:Editions by Prophet+of+Nixon · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Neither of the Home editions has the rather important group policy snap-in to set up a local security policy. Neither will even allow it to be run if you get the file. Can't speak for the other editions, though I've heard its in Ultimate. Have been considering upgrading to Ultimate (I've the disc) if it will let me do a delta install and not format everything.

    2. Re:Editions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Vista Enterprise support encryption as well. Add another flavor of Vista into your list.

      http://www.microsoft.com/windows/products/windowsvista/enterprise/default.mspx

    3. Re:Editions by LordLucless · · Score: 1

      Media Center should be a separate product, just as Microsoft Office is a separate product.

      Nobody would buy it. There's too many alternatives out there. But if MS bundles it, they can up the pricetag on that version to cover development costs, and use their OS monopoly to start getting leverage in another market. Business as usual at Redmond.

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    4. Re:Editions by poot_rootbeer · · Score: 1

      I'm pretty sure that XP Media Center Edition was a superset of XP Professional, not XP Home -- which just gives more evidence that having so many different versions and no consistent version identity scheme leads to confusion and misunderstanding.

    5. Re:Editions by Phroggy · · Score: 1

      Nope, the XP MCE installer seems like it should be a superset of XP Pro (it says "XP Professional" on the screen during install, and if you enter a Pro serial number it will install Pro I believe) but XP MCE can't join a domain or save SMB passwords any more than XP Home can.

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    6. Re:Editions by digitalgiblet · · Score: 1

      Hearing impaired people would buy it. I've gone through WAY more of the alternatives than I care to think of and Media Center has the best out-of-the-box experience with closed captions for the hearing impaired. A couple of the alternatives have some sort of half-way support or tacked on support, but none of them worked for me even minimally.

      On the Linux side, I did get captions to work with MythTV, but it would mysteriously crash, and I gave up trying to get it to work consistently. I'm sure I could have gotten it to work, but I just didn't have enough free time (or interest) to pursue it.

      I use Vista Home Premium 32-bit on my media pc and it works fine. It came preconfigured on the refurb compaq I picked up at Fry's. We've played some Orange Box games on it and lots of Gametap games.

      My primary system, on the other hand, was a nightmare that I downgraded to XP MCE. I tried Vista Home Premium 64-bit on it. Yikes. I gave it about 5 or 6 months before I cursed and cursed and cursed and downgraded... Gametap didn't work with it well at all and Half-life 2/CounterStrike ran like DOGS on it. And I mean "Michael Vick didn't approve of your performance" dogs...

      The system had XP MCE previously and everything ran fine. Now they run fine again...

      I would have put more effort into Linux if weren't for the games. I like to play games more than I like to fiddle around trying to get games to work. Games are really the only reason I haven't gone Linux for more than a dual boot...

    7. Re:Editions by SilverEyes · · Score: 0

      Not too tightly integrated. I was able to add the ability to remote desktop into my Home Premium OS and it works well (TightVNC still does not work/well with Vista). Apparently some of the networking functionality was just disabled. There are some instructions on the internets somewhere...

      The domain accounts though, probably much more tightly integrated.

      Between Business and Home Premium, it's a fairly difficult compromise, unless you spend extra on Ultimate, which is I guess what they want. (Which will cause people to use BitLocker, and totally screw everything up, I mean, who thought of doing that?!?)

      Hopefully MS will be able to learn something from a Linux-based OS for the next iteration, where things like ssh is integrated tightly. It's frustrating that the reason they don't think multiple desktops/remoting should be... you know... sensible is because they think it will decrease their market share (fewer licenses).

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  30. Re:I like Microsoft direction. by Yetihehe · · Score: 2, Funny

    They were one feared as a force that cannot be stopped.
    They are still unstoppable force. But now they are heading toward a cliff.
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  31. Re:I like Microsoft direction. by plague3106 · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Actually, it was their first thought after they got bitten personally by the botch-up, but IMHO not during design or at any stage before release.

    Oh right, because you're inside their mind. Perhaps the exec thought that the dev team would ensure it wouldn't be an issue? Seems much more likely to me.

    If the end-using customer is their first thought, then please explain DRM.

    I'd rather buy an OS that can play movies out of the box than hack support in after digging through sites and vague instructions, while moving to gray legal areas. Any other stupidity you'd like to spew?

  32. Under promise over deliver. by headkase · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Heres and interesting quote over at Ars Technica:

    One thing is certain: the choice to have many editions of Vista differentiated sometimes by key features is causing Microsoft quite a bit of trouble. Had Microsoft enabled or disabled features like Aero Glass based on a machine's capabilities rather than the version of the OS in use, this suit would have likely been avoided.

    So basically if they had based a machines capabilities at run-time based on it's hardware they wouldn't have been culpable but because it was done through marketing they may have mislead consumers.

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  33. "I now have a $2,100 e-mail machine." by blind+biker · · Score: 1

    I love it! I'll present that quote to whoever says "I don't understand all the furore around Vista: I installed it and it runs quite fine". Haha.

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  34. Yes, captain obvious. by headkase · · Score: 1

    Dammit I hate it when I google something I read over the last few days from memory and then see the link in the summary.

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  35. Oh no! Careful!! by XanC · · Score: 3, Funny

    You're likely to cause a rant by UbuntuDupe.... Nobody wants that.

  36. Re:I like Microsoft direction. by plague3106 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Taking people's icons away and forcing them to use the start menu confuses users.

    I don't like many icons on the desktop. Even still, its easy to turn them back on.

    Changing the names and locations of things with every new version so people have to learn all over again is an ordeal.

    My Documents has been "My Documents" from Win95 until Vista. Now its simply called Documents. Ya, big stretch.

    Internet Explorer 7 took away "History" unless you want to clutter up your screen with an explorer bar. Where did the history pull-down go.

    Click the star icon. The explorer bar opens temporarly. Click History. Ya, difficult.

    Parents want to check up on where their kids have been surfing. Why the hell would they take a feature away?

    What feature was taken away? Nevermind that Vista includes Parental Controls.

    It boggles the mind! Microsoft has made computing more complicated and confusing for the average user at every turn when they need to make it simpler. It is a shame they are still in business.

    I've found it much easier. What's your answer? Linux I suppose? Or Apple, which is the lock-in leader in the computing industry?

  37. Management Mantra of Marketing Mangled? by Jaazaniah · · Score: 1

    So some product is coming down the pipe. Create the hype, send marketing a check, send the sticker through management commitee, order distributors to slap it on any new machine now carrying Vista while pulling XP, and many complaints later...

    What do you mean it takes 10 minutes to open my email?

    Seriously, this is a technical industry. MS botched the match up with what technology could do, and sold the equivolent CPU demand of 2 full-render instances of 3D Studio Max on machines barely able to handle 3D flash rendering to people who just want to do email and Yahoo games? Yeah, glad I wasn't the technical advisor on that project.

  38. Hardware by kellyb9 · · Score: 0

    Last time I check, Microsoft doesn't really make hardware. Saying a machine is "Vista Capable" is like saying "Hey, it should run on that hardware". So why aren't there lawsuits against companies like Dell and HP?

    1. Re:Hardware by grahamd0 · · Score: 1

      Because Microsoft gives them the requirements for applying a "Vista Capable" sticker, and they followed Microsoft's requirements.

      I'd be willing to speculate that these companies are also strongly "encouraged" to use those stickers.

  39. Re:oftopic, but...Google down? by Tranzistors · · Score: 1

    Trying to DoS Google? Good luck with that!

  40. Re:I like Microsoft direction. by xant · · Score: 1

    Sure, the customers, yeah. But not the costumers. Those people won't settle for shoddy second-rate machines; designing costumes takes some flashy-ass graphics and alpha effects.

    Microsoft is gonna have some pretty serious egg on their faces the next time an academy award for best costume design is awarded, and the winner thanks Apple because MS executives didn't have their priorities straight.

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  41. Re:oftopic, but...Google down? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not down here. But then I can throw a stone out my window and hit their HQ.

  42. Do a better job...? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You can always count on Allchin going the extra mile. He proved that in DOJ vs. MS. Allchin has had a special place in my heart, ever since he was at the center of faking the MS video which attempted to show it was not possible to remove IE from Windows during the anti-trust trial. He should have served time for that.

    No, it's not sweet and it's not justice. It still reeks.

  43. Re:I like Microsoft direction. by sootman · · Score: 1

    Yeah, the same way the first words out of my kid's mouth are "I'm sorry"... AFTER he gets caught. Does anyone really expect us to belive that no one with a clue could have seen this coming? This is just business as usual at MS: they'll do whatever we want, who cares if there's any benefit at all for the user. So, there's no benefit, and in fact it does more harm than good? Eh, whatever. Whenever something goes wrong in MS-land, IF there is a HUGE outcry then MAYBE they'll respond. It's like in Fight Club: "If A times B times C is less than X, we don't do a recall."

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  44. Don't like "Vista Capable?" by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 1

    How about Handi-capable?

  45. Re:oftopic, but...Google down? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm in Toronto (currently @ King and Bay St), and Google's working fine for me.

  46. STOP THAT JOKE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    we fucking get it. think of the children could mean : Think dirty thoughts about them!

    Ha ha. Ha fuckin ha. Funny the first five times? Maybe. The next 500 times (this is no exaggeration for the number of times I have read this joke on slashdot!!!? NO.

    IT'S DEAD, JIM!!

    now if you had been talking about what a beowulf cluster of soviet CHILDREN think about old korean YOU...

    1. Re:STOP THAT JOKE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      IT'S DEAD, JIM!!
      I'm still waiting for Netcraft's confirmation, though.
    2. Re:STOP THAT JOKE by Grave · · Score: 1

      I for one welcome our new beowulf clusters of Soviet children thinking about old Korean you overlords.

      *duck*

    3. Re:STOP THAT JOKE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, I think what's being implied is that Microsoft thinks of their customers as pedophiles think of their victims: pliable, disposable holes to be sodomized. How else to explain Vista?

  47. Re:I like Microsoft direction. by trolltalk.com · · Score: 4, Insightful

    If the end-using customer is their first thought, then please explain DRM.

    Simple - their customers are the studios, MPAA, RIAA, etc. They want to sell them the idea of using MicrosoftWindowsDRM on their products.

    What - you thought you were Microsofts' customer? You're a consumer, not a customer. And you'll consume whatever they feed you, until you get sick of it and either die or switch.

  48. Re:oftopic, but...Google down? - nemmind by Ralph+Spoilsport · · Score: 1

    It's working now.

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  49. Re:I like Microsoft direction. by macdaddy357 · · Score: 1

    Sadly, all I can do for most people who say they feel lost is recommend the "For Dummies" line of books. If they have to have Windows because that is what work or school uses, Mac and Linux are not options. Microsoft needs to do better. I could quickly put together a focus group that would give them an earful, but I doubt that they care.

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  50. Re:oftopic, but...Google down? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This ain't tech support.

  51. Back in '95 (an advertising anecdote) by malkavian · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I was sysadmin for the Ad company that had the Microsoft account in the UK.
    One of the things I was asked was 'Will it run inside these specs', which I think was 2MB RAM, and not much disk at all..
    The answer I gave was that yes it would, if you left it to boot up for a good 10 minutes, and didn't want to run any applications on top of it. Or install anything else either.
    The resounding answer to that was "Great, we CAN advertise that it'll run on those specs". Even if I point blank told them it'd be useless, and to never advocate running it like that.
    The point is that Advertising is all about pushing how far you can bend the truth (or lack of it) without crossing the line of blatant lying that'll get you sued or fined.
    The "Vista Ready" sticker is an advertising token as much as anything. Yes, you can install Vista on it. Yes, it'll run Vista. Doesn't say anything about doing anything else with it (hey, it never said it'd run the latest greatest game, or even load your word processor!).

    1. Re:Back in '95 (an advertising anecdote) by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      The minimum system requirements for Windows 95 listed a 386 and 4MB of RAM. A friend of mine tried running it on a 486 with 8MB of RAM and it was painfully slow. Interestingly, one of the reasons fast 486s sold better than Pentiums for a while was that Pentiums were slow running 16-bit code and Windows 95 was used to run a lot of 16-bit userspace apps (and did a fair bit of thunking). NT4 on a Pentium, with 32-bit apps, was a much nicer experience.

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  52. This has been a problem for Intel, too... by Josh+Bancroft · · Score: 5, Informative

    I run the blogs over on Intel Software Network, and this has been a hot topic of, erm, "discussion" there. People are REALLY mad when they buy a new laptop that says "Vista Capable", and find out later that it really meant "Sorry, you can't run the Aero theme eye candy, DVD Maker, or Movie Maker, because your Intel 915 integrated graphics chip doesn't qualify for a WDDM driver." Somehow explaining that they should have bought a machine that was "Vista Premium Ready" doesn't make them feel better.

    Seriously, between the two blog posts (one with video!) on the topic that I've done, there are over 800 comments (by FAR the most visited and commented on posts on the whole blog), most of them mad at Intel for not providing a WDDM driver for 915 graphics chipsets. Problem is, we can't. It doesn't meet the WDDM spec, which is controlled by Microsoft.

    Here are the posts in question:

    Video: Why Intel 915 graphics don't have a WDDM driver for Vista

    Update on the 915 Graphics WDDM Vista Driver Issue

    I'm actually relieved to see this news story come out, not that it makes me happy to point the finger at Microsoft (it doesn't), but to at least point all those angry blog commenters at a 3rd party source that sheds some light on the problem. I maintain my naive hope that it will educate and placate them all, and they'll stop emailing me and calling my cell phone. ;-)

    1. Re:This has been a problem for Intel, too... by TheQuantumShift · · Score: 1

      Maybe it should have been more spelled out, such as "Vista Basic Capable". I always knew what "capable" meant, it meant that technically the pc could run vista. We all know how meeting the minimum requirements (with any software) works out. Though I can't imagine buying a pc/laptop with an intel gpu and expecting performance...

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    2. Re:This has been a problem for Intel, too... by Lost+Engineer · · Score: 1

      That blog is hilarious. People are so pissed they can't get eye candy on their laptops that they're threatening to buy AMD. Good luck with that, tards.

    3. Re:This has been a problem for Intel, too... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      wow, there certainly are some morons in the comments sections of your blog. I feel sorry for you having to bare the brunt of them

    4. Re:This has been a problem for Intel, too... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh man.

      Reading that gave me a headache.

      I feel for you dude.

    5. Re:This has been a problem for Intel, too... by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 1

      "Sorry, you can't run the Aero theme eye candy, DVD Maker, or Movie Maker, because your Intel 915 integrated graphics chip doesn't qualify for a WDDM driver."

      Wait, what? DVD Maker and Movie Maker don't have a fallback reduced-graphics mode? Our 6 year old iMac can run both iMovie and iDVD for graphical editing. Is it really the case that there are Windows PCs made in 2008 that are incapable of doing the same jobs as an old G4 machine?

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    6. Re:This has been a problem for Intel, too... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wait, what? DVD Maker and Movie Maker don't have a fallback reduced-graphics mode? Apparently. These relatively new video applications rely on GPU-accelerated video features that started appearing in video cards in 2002 (Radeon 9500-9700).

      Our 6 year old iMac can run both iMovie and iDVD for graphical editing. Not the current version of iMovie, which requires a G5 Mac. Newer applications require newer hardware.

      Is it really the case that there are Windows PCs made in 2008 that are incapable of doing the same jobs as an old G4 machine? Of course Windows PCs from the same era as your old G4 Mac could run video/dvd creation software, just not these two new apps (Vista Movie Maker, Vista DVD Maker). Windows Movie Maker has existed since before Windows XP and 3rd party movie/dvd creation software has existed for Windows since before iMovie/iDVD were introduced.
  53. Blending Vista by stu_coates · · Score: 2, Funny

    At least there's one very useful Vista capable machine.

    Thank you BlendTech

  54. $2100 Email Machine?!!? by rwrife · · Score: 1

    If you've spent $2100 on any computer in the past 5 years, it's more than capable of running Vista w/o any problems.

    1. Re:$2100 Email Machine?!!? by Cederic · · Score: 1


      hmm. A mainframe? A second hand Sun workstation? A laptop?

      I have a five year old PC at home. It cost a hell of a lot more than $2100. It has a mammoth 1GB of RAM and a stupendous 160gb hard disk.

      It'll run Vista. It wont run Vista with all the prettiness turned on while holding multiple applications in memory without swapping and slowing down like a dog on two legs. That sounds like a problem to me..

  55. Re:I like Microsoft direction. by SterlingSylver · · Score: 1

    I know that Slashdot likes to focus on marketting cockups, but parent's comment about NO ONE thinking about consumers rings very true. It's not that they don't think about the consumer, though... Marketers only think about how they're going to persuade the consumer that they want something, not whether or not the consumer actually wants something or will be better off without it. The sales team (I was in sales before analytics) only thinks about how they're going to convince their customer that the customer's consumers (or end-users) really want this product. The actual consumer is the customer's problem. The engineering team, meanwhile, is upset that sales and marketting don't want to give the go-ahead for their Widgetizer 5000, which will almost certainly be out of alpha in 3 year and rarely ever turns its user into a gerbil anymore.

  56. Re:oftopic, but...Google down? by clem · · Score: 1

    That's just us folk in the U.S. dismantling your infrastructure. After all, it worked so well in the Middle East.

    To top it off we'd need a LOLCats, so try to imagine a picture of Uncle Sam tangled up in a pile of fiber optic cables with the following caption:

    I'M IN UR INFRASTRUCTURE CUTTIN' ALL UR CABL3Z.

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  57. Please no, not a Class Action by PingXao · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Class Actions are almost worthless unless you're one of the lawyers involved. You get a $10 discount coupon you can use on your next purchase from Microsoft. The lawyers pocket millions. I wish there was a better way of dealing with rogue corporations' transgressions.

  58. Like, Big Surprise by hyades1 · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Like, Nash and Allchin, like how long have they been, like, on this Linux Apple fanboy site? Like, all you guys ever do is spread, like, FUD about Microsoft products. Like, you suck, man. Really. Get a clue, man. You guys just hate Microsoft and your crappy operating systems just, like, suck which is why those guys didn't really say any of that stuff about Vista, like, sucking. Vista rocks, man.

    Word up.

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  59. Show me one... by Itsallmyfault · · Score: 1

    Please someone show me one ad for Vista that didn't feature Aero. Aside from "enhanced security", that's all people were buying it for.

    1. Re:Show me one... by eitreach · · Score: 1

      No wonder there are so many moving to Linux. Compiz makes Aero look dated, and as for security..

  60. does a reinstall count? by way2trivial · · Score: 1

    'cause the typical xp or win 95 user has reinstalled...

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    1. Re:does a reinstall count? by msuarezalvarez · · Score: 1

      From a CD supplied by the hardware vendor which contains all the hand-picked drivers and so on? No.

    2. Re:does a reinstall count? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A reinstall is a HUGE pain in the arse with windows. Because you spend a couple of hours swapping driver disks.

      With Linux, the problem is that if the hardware isn't supported, you have to download something from somewhere and there's no driver disk.

      The OP should have specified using the OSS nv driver. Low candy level but that should work fine for 2D.

    3. Re:does a reinstall count? by gallwapa · · Score: 1

      A couple of hours swapping driver disks? Do you have a PC with 230942903409234902340923409239042309429304920349023509092340923904230942093 custom devices?

    4. Re:does a reinstall count? by andy_t_roo · · Score: 1

      WTB : pc with "230942903409234902340923409239042309429304920349023509092340923904230942093" external ports

  61. Re:I like Microsoft direction. by Marillion · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Everyone is making the assumption that Microsoft was in the driver's seat on this one. Microsoft has two major constituencies - The end user, and the OEMs.

    I have a funny feeling that may bare out upon farther investigation, that it was the computer manufacturers that demanded the "Vista Capable" designation. After all, they have to keep foisting those 512MB Celeron machines on the store shelves of Walmat and Target on someone. We also know that those machines targeting the price sensitive consumer are targeting are simply not adequate.

    What I will take Microsoft to task over is caving in to the OEMs.

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  62. Vista n++ fix by yakumo.unr · · Score: 1

    Uninstall notepad++ and reinstall it without the auto-update option, they said something about the function being fixed a while back, but it isn't yet sadly.

  63. $2,100, really? Jeez. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You know, a while back I saw some ~$300 machines that work pretty well under Windows XP (but of course were totally unusable by default with Windows Vista Home Basic + all the bundled garbage)... but a $2,100 e-mail machine?! That's just... really sad. What did it have, like, quad core hamster power or something?

  64. Re:I like Microsoft direction. by plague3106 · · Score: 1

    Its funny, because all the /.ers were complaining about how "dumbed down" the XP interface was compared to previous versions. Believe it or not, MS does employ UX people. If there are STILL people that can't figure things out.. well, I always though the "For Dummies" books would be more accurately title "For Raving Retards."

  65. Ethanol helps agribusiness, not the environment. by Lilith's+Heart-shape · · Score: 1

    And a cleaner environment..? Considering that we need oil to make the fertilizer that grows the corn, oil to power the machines that harvest and process the corn, and oil to transport the ethanol, I strongly doubt that American corn-based ethanol is doing anything to help the environment. However, agribusiness loves the subsidies they get.
  66. Talk about crippled. B-( by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 1

    • Home Basic - cannot join a domain and does not include Media Center; equivalent to XP Home Edition
    • Home Premium - cannot join a domain but does include Media Center; equivalent to XP Media Center Edition
    What are they thinking? MY home has a domain!

    Home Basic also does not include ... tablet PC support, ... or Scheduled Backup. ... [only] Business and Ultimate include... Fax and Scan, Finally, only Ultimate Edition includes BitLocker drive encryption. Yeah, that's pretty basic, all right.
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  67. Handi-capable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Am I the only one who thinks this when I see "Vista capable"?

    It's convincing the cripples they, too, can party. Say no to Vista and Linux. Say hello to BSD!

    1. Re:Handi-capable by TeknoHog · · Score: 1

      It's convincing the cripples they, too, can party. Say no to Vista and Linux. Say hello to BSD!

      I'd rather be crippled than dead.

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  68. There's Your Problem by Greyfox · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Engineers like to qualify stuff like that. It's very Dilbert-esque. The correct answer is "NO!" You have to keep in mind who you're talking to.

    This may help; when they ask you will it run in that configuration, assume that if you say yes they're going to make you use it in that configuration. Then give your answer. It's a lot easier to just tell them "NO!" then.

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  69. Marketing Over-rulling Tech Decisions at Microsoft by LibertineR · · Score: 1
    #1 Bundling Desktop Applications as Microsoft Office

    #2 Using the Windows GUI on Windows NT.

    #3 Exchange Server focus on Email instead of "Groupware"

    #4 The promotion of SQL Server over FoxPro

    #5 Visual Basic.

    #6 Visual InterDev & ASP.

    #7 Visual Basic.NET

    #8 NetBeui over IPX.

    #9 Windows ME

    #10 Microsoft Bob

    A mixed bag to say the least. MS Office was probably the single best Marketing decision ever made at Microsoft, though developers hated having to build inter-app compatibility. Rather than compete with Notes on a feature for feature basis, Microsoft marketers went straight for what was WRONG with Notes instead.

    So, Marketing's domination at Microsoft did some great things for the bottom line, while doing some horrible things for Microsoft reputation in the tech community. Our great great-grandchildren will still be reading jokes about MS Bob on the Internet.

  70. That's Not the Point! by Greyfox · · Score: 1
    Corporations understand only one thing and that is impact on their profits. If you sue them alone you will walk away with maybe a millisecond of the company's profits. People could be suing them to the full capacity of the justice's system's courts and they would still be making money. If you make it a class action lawsuit you won't get a lot for yourself but the corporation will now have a significant chunk of its profits being dinged* if they lose. There's actually an incentive for behavior change.

    * Well not Microsoft. They can probably scare up $150 million just going through the couches in the intern lounge.

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    1. Re:That's Not the Point! by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      A better solution than a class-action would be for everyone involved to take a day to take them to their local small claims court. If Microsoft wanted to defend themselves, it would cost a day of an employee's time. If they don't, then most small claims courts award a default judgement. If they don't pay, the court can send bailiffs around to their local offices to cart away hardware that will be resold at well below market value until the sum of the judgement is reached.

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  71. Next time, say "no" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Or else you're part of the problem.

    Your answer you related doesn't make sense: people don't run Windows, they run Applications. And if there's no room for the application, what was the point of turning the computer on?

    Solitaire?

    1. Re:Next time, say "no" by Phroggy · · Score: 1

      Solitaire? Solitaire is an application, and there are plenty of other applications that people use on a daily basis that are approximately as resource-intensive as Solitaire.
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  72. Re:I like Microsoft direction. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If I'm not mistaken, Microsoft has stated that they don't want DRM either. It is forced on them by the music and movie industry -- "either DRM the shit out of everything and we will allow you to compete with Apple or no music for you!" is essentially what the industry told Microsoft.

  73. Hardware is capable but is the OS? by gilesjuk · · Score: 1

    The Vista capable hardware is mostly decent, it's the awful software which is the problem.

    SP1 doesn't seem to improve it much either.

  74. Re:I like Microsoft direction. by Lost+Engineer · · Score: 1

    Microsoft's customers are OEMs. I am an OEM today, and I paid for Vista OEM edition therefore I am their customer.

  75. Superuser! by dexomn · · Score: 1

    From the article: "I now have a $2,100 e-mail machine"

    It's so refreshing to see helpless non-technical users working for Microsoft. =)

    He could always find a highschool kid to load XP and find drivers for him.

    In all fairness I'm sure it can play solitaire as well.

    1. Re:Superuser! by laffer1 · · Score: 1

      It's scary what his position is at Microsoft and he can't even pick out a computer that can really run Vista. If the employees can't get it, how does my Mother.

  76. Mod parent up by Captain+Splendid · · Score: 1, Interesting

    If you install stock Windows (not a recovery disc) to a laptop, you can easily run into the same problems

    Mod parent up, he's spot on on this one. Having had to rescue many a PC or laptop whose rescue disk or partition has gone by bye bye means lots of things not working properly, and a long tedious hunt for drivers, of which only about 75% will work. For the rest, you'll find yourself poring over reams of forum posts to find the magical workaround to finish the last few.

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  77. Re:I like Microsoft direction. by VinB · · Score: 1

    "Never interfere with your adversary when they are in the process of committing suicide."

    Or something to that effect.

  78. wayofftopic, Re:I like Microsoft direction. by smitty97 · · Score: 1

    ruby -e "[1383424633,543781664,1718971914].collect{|x|[x]. pack('N')}.each{|x|print x}" i tried your sig and now i feel like the kid in A Christmas Story.
    "Ovaltine? A crummy commercial? Son of a bitch!"
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  79. The right level of marketing by mangu · · Score: 1

    Re:What happens... Without some level of marketing

    Did you read the post you are answering?

    What happens... when marketing gets primacy over engineers....

    It seems to me that you both are in complete agreement. The "right" level of marketing should be where engineers design a useful product of good quality and marketers try to make that product known to everybody. When marketing gets primacy is when it's overdone, or done to a low-quality product.
    1. Re:The right level of marketing by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      It seems to me that you both are in complete agreement.

      I love reading comprehension on the web. I never said I disagreed with the original post.

  80. Re:I like Microsoft direction. by trolltalk.com · · Score: 2, Informative

    If I'm not mistaken, Microsoft has stated that they don't want DRM either. It is forced on them by the music and movie industry -- "either DRM the shit out of everything and we will allow you to compete with Apple or no music for you!" is essentially what the industry told Microsoft.

    You're mistaken. Originally (back before iTunes even existed) Microsoft was pushing DRM to the video industry as a way to securely digitally ship movies to theatres, so the MPAA was (and still is) their customer. You are just a consumer..

  81. Re:Ethanol helps agribusiness, not the environment by catxk · · Score: 1

    I am of course aware of the controversy surrounding the production of ethanol. The parent was however not talking about this, but rather about what people are "willing to pay" for. And people who drive on E85 are, I guess, most willing to pay for a cleaner environment, otherwise why would they use it? Again, what people actually do is not of any importance here, it is what they want to and believe that they do.

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  82. It's a lie, and they want to believe it. by Lilith's+Heart-shape · · Score: 1

    And people who drive on E85 are, I guess, most willing to pay for a cleaner environment, otherwise why would they use it? I'd say that it's because they are being told what they want to hear. E85 is being marketed as an environmentally friendly alternative to regular gasoline (which is actually 10% ethanol where I live). It's probably bullshit, but it's bullshit that they want to believe in.
  83. "they've changed" by toby · · Score: 1

    they've changed a lot and are starting differently with the next gen OS

    How wonderful! In the meantime I'll keep using my Mac, OK?

    (Next you'll be telling us they've adopted ethical business practices. Feh.)

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  84. been done -- "displacement on demand" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Active_Fuel_Management/

    In fact, the first concept car they showed it in was a 12-cylinder engine which would only fire on 6 cylinders if you were just driving around the city.

  85. Haiku by symbolset · · Score: 1

    it had many flavors of dysfunctional. but they've changed a lot and are starting differently with the next gen OS.

    Boats launch each unique,

    Rivers flow through the valleys

    leading to one sea.

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  86. Re:I like Microsoft direction. by pipatron · · Score: 1

    I'd rather buy an OS that can play movies out of the box

    I'd rather use an OS that gives me access to my files when I wish, and not having the possibility to block me from using it if some other company wants to.

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  87. Internal Emails by Workaphobia · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Not that this comment will be read so late in the game, but it irks me that internal Microsoft emails were revealed through the legal system. All companies look like crap when you make their most candid discussions public. I find it unsettling that these messages can be used against them in such a way, because it would seem to lead us to a state where marketing BS invades internal technical discussions, creating a sort of double-think / no-privacy situation in the workplace. I just think that private thoughts deserve protection.

    Flame on.

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  88. Re:I like Microsoft direction. by budgenator · · Score: 1

    If they really have to check on the kids, and were confused because the "history" is gone, I'd imagine that the kids probably know more about the computer than the parents who are likely to be checking the wrong browser after the kids have poking around on IRC anyways.

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  89. "I now have a $2,100 e-mail machine" by RudeIota · · Score: 2, Informative

    I don't know where he's shopping, but I couldn't even imagine a configuration worth anywhere even close to $2,100 that couldn't run Vista WELL.

    That just sounds like a ridiculous hyperbole or this man got ripped off by more than just Microsoft...

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    1. Re:"I now have a $2,100 e-mail machine" by conteXXt · · Score: 1

      Ultra thin sub-notebook with integrated graphics.

      There ya go.

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    2. Re:"I now have a $2,100 e-mail machine" by dn15 · · Score: 1

      I don't know where he's shopping, but I couldn't even imagine a configuration worth anywhere even close to $2,100 that couldn't run Vista WELL.
      I'm not so sure about the intended meaning of the quote you referenced. I thought he meant he ended up blowing $2,100 on a new computer just so that that Vista would run well. And even after that, it's still essentially an email machine to him, meaning that the upgrade was of questionable value. At least that's my take on it.
  90. Re:I like Microsoft direction. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "I've found it much easier. What's your answer? Linux I suppose?"

    The gentleman is correct!

    One and a half days to get Vista working acceptably on a fresh-from the store
    new computer vs 20 mins to install and run Ubuntu.

  91. Re:I like Microsoft direction. by DeVilla · · Score: 1

    What - you thought you were Microsofts' customer? You're a consumer, not a customer. And you'll consume whatever they feed you, until you get sick of it and either die or switch.


    I think the correct term is addict. Perhaps the slang junkie.

  92. XP from 2001 by gilesjuk · · Score: 1

    The problem is if you bought XP when it first came out then you have a CD with barely any modern drivers.

    Linux has the advantage of moving along pretty fast. If you install from a Linux CD made the same time as XP from 2001 then you'd have loads of issues.

  93. Re:I like Microsoft direction. by u-235-sentinel · · Score: 1

    What - you thought you were Microsofts' customer? You're a consumer, not a customer. And you'll consume whatever they feed you, until you get sick of it and either die or switch.

    Switching is easy if you have Ubuntu :-)

    I've switched several of my systems already to 7.04 (looking at 7.10) and I'm down to only two Windows systems. One will need to stay (for now) with Wintendo and the other will be replaced in another couple months.

    The motivation came after I checked out Vista. No I don't hate Microsoft. They are the reason I've been so busy these last few years. If they wrote good software then I'd probably be unemployed :D

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  94. You missed it.... by tacokill · · Score: 1

    F8 is for the windows boot options.
    F6 is for the driver disk (during windows install) you need for your RAID configuration or fancy new hard drive controller.


    I've missed the F6 screen MANY times during install only to find out I have to start all over and get it right -- or the installation routine can't see my hard drive.

    While there are few controllers included, the vast majority of recent HD controllers still required the F6 option with a floppy. That's right. I said floppy. No Cd's allowed.

  95. Vista Capable? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I just bought a 4GB quad core processor and I'm wondering just how Vista capable it is...

  96. The threat of email subpoena by kylef · · Score: 1
    I find it unsettling that these messages can be used against them in such a way, because it would seem to lead us to a state where marketing BS invades internal technical discussions, creating a sort of double-think / no-privacy situation in the workplace.

    I agree 100%, and this is exactly what is happening at major corporations. Legal-driven corporate policy now discourages all open and honest criticism of your own products because emails can be subpoenaed in court. This policy ironically leads to worse products, because the company is afraid to permit open and honest internal communication between engineers. You're only allowed to comment if it's good news. Engineers wither under this kind of restraint.

    1. Re:The threat of email subpoena by cc_pirate · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That's why you have IN PERSON MEETINGS! And no minutes other than tasks and attendees. I guess you can have decisions in the minutes as well... Face it, if this stuff doesn't get written down, it doesn't get subpoena'd.

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    2. Re:The threat of email subpoena by kylef · · Score: 1

      That's why you have IN PERSON MEETINGS! And no minutes other than tasks and attendees.

      Trust me, I know. But don't you agree that it's sad? Truth and honesty are disappearing because of the legal system.

      What happened to learning lessons from mistakes? What happened to learning from others' mistakes? If these mistakes aren't ever communicated in a permanent form, thousands of others at these large companies will never learn, and history will simply continue to repeat itself. In-person meetings only go so far as a communication tool.

    3. Re:The threat of email subpoena by cc_pirate · · Score: 1

      I agree that it's sad, but much of what results from the legal system is sad.

      However, that is why engineers are good. We route around damage and inefficiency and the legal system is exactly that, damage and inefficiency.

      There is a reason that most people consider lawyers about as honorable as a bad used car salesman.

      Civil lawyers are mostly parasites on the economic body. They exist to try to suck money from people doing actual work. This mostly means doctors, engineers and entrepreneurs. Our entire culture could be made up of productive people working to better society, (i.e. no lawyers) and go on just fine. An entire culture made up of lawyers would starve to death immediately.

      Lawyers are a necessary nuisance, but like government, we should have the least number of them we can get away with.

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      "There are laws that enslave men, and laws that set them free. " - Sean Connery as King Arthur

  97. Not any more (and, really, never). by SEMW · · Score: 1

    In a related matter, is this quote from an earlier day still appropriate?
    Windows is a 32-bit shell for a 16-bit extension to an 8-bit operating system designed for a 4-bit microprocessor by a 2-bit company that can't stand one bit of competition. You're rather out of date.

    The quote was (presumably) originally a description of Windows 1.0 - 3.1, but even then was never really true. DOS has always been 16-bit: even the original PC-DOS 1.0 (before it was even renamed to MS-DOS) needed at least an 8088, which was a 16-bit CPU (albeit with an 8-bit external data bus and support for 8-bit code). With respect to Windows 9x, the quote's even more dubious: whilst Windows did use DOS as a bootloader, it certainly wasn't just a shell on top of DOS (Wikipedia on Windows 9x).

    But if it's very dubious for Windows 9x, it's just plain wrong for the Windows NT line, which was written from the ground up with a hardware abstraction layer for the x86, Alpha, and MIPS architectures; a list which by 2001 had morphed into x86 and x86-64. (Wikipedia on Windows NT's architecture). Consumer versions of Windows have been based on the NT kernel since Windows XP in 2001.
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    1. Re:Not any more (and, really, never). by mysticgoat · · Score: 1, Funny

      You know, for a long time I've thought that I would never again be able to use that old quote, and then this opportunity came up... and I thought, what the hell, looks like a good enough fit and most slashdotters are too young to remember it from back in the day... so I went and posted it.

      And then you come along and just ruin it. Just. Ruin. It. With all your solid facts and historical accuracies. I hope it made you happy. <sniff>

      As regards to your sig, I still think that you should thank whatever gods there be that you have no real phobia.

    2. Re:Not any more (and, really, never). by SEMW · · Score: 1

      And then you come along and just ruin it. Just. Ruin. It. With all your solid facts and historical accuracies. I hope it made you happy. :'-(

      As regards to your sig, I still think that you should thank whatever gods there be that you have no real phobia. Well, I didn't up until I read that. Now I have phobophobia, fear of getting a phobia. I hope you're happy...

      New sig better?
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    3. Re:Not any more (and, really, never). by mysticgoat · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      New sig better?
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      I thought the old sig was pretty good. Say, you might be the person who could answer this for me (it's a question that's been bugging me for about 30 long seconds since I came across it here )

      What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber?

      Oh, never mind. I just found the answer: You can't cross a vector with a scalar.

  98. Notepad++ by SEMW · · Score: 1

    My current annoyance is Notepad++ which tries to do something when it runs, and fails-- but the error also doesn't tell me what it was trying to do, so I have no way of figuring out which feature to disable. Boo! No need to reinstall Notepad++, as someone claimed; you can fix it with: Settings -> Preferences ->MISC tab -> uncheck "Enable auto-updater".

    Why their autoupdater requires admin access is a mystery, but probably just crap coding -- I find most programs autoupdaters work just fine without elevating (though obviously you need to elevate if you want to install an update for a program that's not installed in your userspace).
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    1. Re:Notepad++ by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 1

      Thanks, that's helpful. There's actually quite a bit of crap coding in Notepad++, and now that I've taken the leap and downloaded/installed the new version of MS Visual Web Developer Express I might just chuck it in the virtual bin.

      The syntax highlighting is nice, but I simply can't stand programs in the 2008 that don't have working menu bars:

      http://sourceforge.net/tracker/index.php?func=detail&aid=1865630&group_id=95717&atid=612382

      WTF, Notepad++!?

  99. UAC modality by SEMW · · Score: 1

    I agree that it's a huge pain that the dialogs are system modal. I expect it was probably done because users would otherwise never figure out what to do and cross-application communication using admin priveleges would be broken, but it's still annoying. According to Wikipedia, it's not just a modal dialogue, it's actually a different desktop being invoked (the same one as the login screen uses) under which all running programs are frozen. This apparently is done to prevent keystroke loggers from recording administrator passwords.
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  100. How far do you take it? by SEMW · · Score: 1

    How far do you take it? XP can run on an 8-MHz Pentium with 20MB RAM (for sufficiently low values of "run"). Can my pretty triangle (proven Turing-equivalent to a Core 2 Duo!) be said to run Vista?

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  101. You sir are the one full of shit by Khyber · · Score: 1

    I worked as an HP laptop repair tech - ALL INSTALLS (whether or not it's a factory restore) are low res, minus Vista which starts natively at 800x600, which is medium res.

    What's you're seeing is the 'intelligent' logic in the LCD control circuitry effectively scaling up the image, nothing more.

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  102. "Vista Capable" by FractalZone · · Score: 2, Funny

    The only test that Microsoft cares about before some manufacturer slaps a "Vista Capable" label on one of their computers is that they leave enough room for a Microsoft Certificate of Authenticity that proves the end-user is wasting money on a bug-ridden POS of an OS.

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  103. Microsoft has doubts... by actionbastard · · Score: 1

    So do we, Zonk. So do we.

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  104. Always was by BeanThere · · Score: 1

    Actually, Win9X CAN probably roughly be described as a 'shell on top of DOS' - Win9X would frequently and regularly drop the system down into 16-bit mode for various reasons, e.g. it could use DOS drivers if 32-bit drivers weren't available, and it very frequently would - in my experience most systems did. This is one of the reasons it was so unstable, because while in 16-bit mode the entire system is open game.

    I recall using the Intel profiler on various Win98 systems back in the day, it had a utility that could tell you, and all the systems I tested spent a significant amount of their time (e.g. often 20% - 40%) in 16-bit mode - absurd for a "32-bit OS", and a complete joke.

    Other kludgy 16-bit crap that showed through in that ugly line of OSs right through to Me were things like the Win16mutex, not to mention all the other 16-bit limitations floating around in the APIs, like the listbox control item count, the number of pixels on a GDI surface, and so on.

    Win9X would also 'launch on top of' DOS, leaving it there all the time, and in the older versions you could even 'exit' back to DOS, or configure the system to remain in DOS without launching Windows. But the main clincher must be using DOS drivers. And actually even before Win9X was Win32s, 32-bit extensions to win3.1, which in fact just became Win95 after a few changes and a new look and feel.

    But you just keep trying to rewrite history there buddy.

    The 8-bit OS may be a reference to CP/M or QDOS, although that one may be a bit more iffy indeed (or I suspect there may be other versions of this joke floating around).

    1. Re:Always was by SEMW · · Score: 1

      Win9X would also 'launch on top of' DOS, leaving it there all the time It certainly "launched on top of" DOS in the sense of, as I said, using it as a boot loader; but after loading Windows, Windows turned DOS off (source for this and other quotes: Raymond Chen). In other words, interactions with the hardwere were not routed through DOS; e.g. file system operations etc. were "handled by the 32-bit file system manager". So where does the 16-bit code come in? If that manager detected that a program was trying to hook into a DOS the system calls, it would automatically detect that and "jump back into the 16-bit code" to let the hook run.

      So, in a sense, "MS-DOS was just an extremely elaborate decoy. Any 16-bit drivers and programs would patch or hook what they thought was the real MS-DOS, but which was in reality just a decoy. If the 32-bit file system manager detected that somebody bought the decoy, it told the decoy to quack".

      I can well imagine that a system might spend "20-40%" of its time in 16-bit mode if a lot of the device drivers and programs were 16-bit, but to describe this as "absurd for a 32-bit OS" is silly: it proves nothing about the OS except that it has good backward device driver compatibility. With up to date device drivers and applications, it would spend the entirety of its time once booted up in 32-bit mode.

      So actually Win9x is not a shell, by any definition of one:: a DOS shell would translate all system calls to 16-bit DOS calls and pass them along to DOS (which was indeed what Windows 1-3 did).

      and in the older versions you could even 'exit' back to DOS, or configure the system to remain in DOS without launching Windows. Nope; you couldn't "exit back to DOS" in Windows 9x, because, again, it wasn't running on top of DOS. You could certainly reboot into DOS, since DOS was used as the bootloader: rebooting into DOS just stopped the boot process before it loaded Windows.

      But you just keep trying to rewrite history there buddy. Oh, dear. You were doing so well up till then, too; I was almost fooled into thinking you actually were interested in having an interesting discussion about this. But then, I suppose this is Slashdot: can't have a debate about Windows without randomly throwing around unjustified inflammatory statements. Ah well.
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    2. Re:Always was by mysticgoat · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      I really didn't think there would be any interest in the actual history of the doggerel, but these posts are proving me wrong. This is what I remember:

      The phrase first came into vogue in the early days of Windows 95.

      Windows is a 32-bit shell references the structure of the first release of Win95, when MS was supporting continued use of some DOS based 3rd party software. At that time, they still had to support products from Lotus, WordPerfect, Borland, and AutoCAD to be viable in the business market.

      for a 16-bit extension a reference to the 16 bit API which was still in the core of Win95. Much of this was written in 8086 assembly language (16 bit operations), which is a superset of the 8080 assembly language (8 bit operations).

      to an 8-bit operating system the boot loader, and initially most of the DOS, was 8080 code carried in, I believe, because this was the only way to provide compatibility for legacy DOS applications that had been running on Win3.x (breaking custom GWBasic programs that had been written before Windows would have pissed off the VARs-- who were an important part of Ballmer's "Developers"). In those early years, most of us regarded the book Undocumented DOS as a necessary bible: to make things work, we often had to call internal DOS routines directly.

      designed for a 4-bit microprocessor the 8080 that launched the whole IBM PC industry was an extension of the 4004 calculator chip that Intel developed in the early 1970s

      by a 2-bit company that can't stand one bit of competition. These phrases need no further elucidation.

  105. Home Basic is the best by AlphaTeam · · Score: 1

    I may be the only person to think so, but I think Home Basic is the best. It's not bloated like Ultimate (Yes I have tried ultimate). I use BeyondTV to play my movies.

  106. Uhm, wtf! by Eric(b0mb)Dennis · · Score: 1

    All the BS aside....

    doesn't anyone else wonder how dude (who works for microsoft, mind you) buys a computer for $2,100 and it can't run vista?

    I mean, vista /is/ a downgrade from xp until you do some major tweaking, but how in the world does $2,100 not get you a blazing machine these days? I mean come on.. it's so cheap I don't even build my own anymore (Dell business machines are great) core2duo 3ghz 4gigs of ram 500gb sata etc etc etc for well well well well well under $2100 (about 500, HAH)

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    1. Re:Uhm, wtf! by pandrijeczko · · Score: 1
      doesn't anyone else wonder how dude (who works for microsoft, mind you) buys a computer for $2,100 and it can't run vista?

      He probably bought it off of a posting on an internal notice board in Microsoft:

      FOR SALE - IBM-compatible PC from an age when 640K was enough for anyone. $2100. Contact: Billy G.

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  107. a good mirror is important by clarkn0va · · Score: 1

    You might as well ask the typical user to perform brain surgery on himself.
    First we knock Ubuntu and now home brain autosurgery. Is nothing sacred on slashdot!?
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  108. The burden of a good installer by clarkn0va · · Score: 1
    We're talking about the nvidia-supplied driver installer here. Nvidia has packaged a nice neat exe file for windows users and a shell script for the linux kind.

    Linux users, meanwhile, and thanks to great developers and package maintainers, have the luxury of choosing to use aforementioned installer from nvidia or the one that comes nicely packaged with his distro. In the case of Ubuntu, one need only respond to the notification balloon on his desktop which prompts him to install the nvidia driver with a click of the mouse.

    Want Windows to check for updated hardware drivers for you the very moment you log in? Good luck.

    db

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    1. Re:The burden of a good installer by Keeper+Of+Keys · · Score: 1

      In the case of Ubuntu, one need only respond to the notification balloon on his desktop which prompts him to install the nvidia driver with a click of the mouse. Not much good if he has a black screen
    2. Re:The burden of a good installer by Kreigaffe · · Score: 1

      Funny story, but once back in the days of high school somebody changed the res on their computer to something.. very not supported. black screened it out. restarting in safe mode's a PITA, it's much simpler to impress all the geeks and ensure you never get a date by sitting down, grabbing the mouse, closing your eyes, and changing the resolution back to what it originally was.

      I put my computer on a rolling cart and took it to prom! :D

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  109. Re:I like Microsoft direction. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As I was going up the stair,
    I met a man, who wasn't there.
    He wasn't there again today,
    Oh, how I wish he'd go away.

  110. Silent consequences of a low "Experience Index" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What really unsettles me is the way Vista silently reduces various features and performance options depending on your "Windows Experience Index." I've already had to modify the registry once to address this issue, and when I got back the functionality I desired, it worked fine... not fast, but in any case no slower than anything else on the computer.

    I don't have the time to sift through forums and whatnot looking for what I may be missing, but I have to wonder... am I getting some scaled back version of Vista simply because my WEI isn't high enough?

    On a random note, since I am also using an HP warranty replacement and thus was ushered unhappily into using Vista, the first few times I clicked Shut Down I erroneously assumed that I could close the computer lid and the shut down would take care of itself. Not so! I found that the next day I'd open the lid, and what do you think happened next? It resumed shutting down.

  111. Another sore loser by Douglas+Goodall · · Score: 1

    I bought a top of the line Sony VAIO that was marked VIsta Capable and paid $2000, just to find out a while later that it was short video ram to run aero. In fact after I bought four Vista Capable machines, I made it to the Microsoft site and found out the extent to which I had wasted a portion of my life savings. I was a TechNET Plus licensee and bought the machines for development because I had Vista available in Technet Plus. About $5000 all in all. Two notebook and one desktop. I use Apple Macintosh now and won't be spending any more money with Microsoft. This last routine with Vista Capable left a $5000 bad taste in my mouth that doesn't want to go away. I bought two VAIO notebooks and two HP desktop machines. In addition to the hardware shortage, drivers and installation media problems made it all a nightmare.

  112. Admittedly I don't know if this works in Vista by FoamingToad · · Score: 1

    As I don't use it. But I found that for modifying NTFS permissions in XP, you can do the following if you don't want to muck about with cacls / subinacls:

    runas /user:ad\asadm5 "c:\program files\internet explorer\iexplore.exe c:"

    Tap in your password and you have an admin shell.

    HTH

    F_T

  113. No. It's F6 by ivan256 · · Score: 1

    And if you don't hit in time you restart your install.

    You'd know that if you've installed XP even once on a modern machine, since you get no SATA without it.

    Thanks for playing. Next time write your fanboy response about something you know about.

  114. Humm, no. by marcosdumay · · Score: 1

    That was zero-sum.

    1. Re:Humm, no. by SQLGuru · · Score: 1

      Only once the new buyer sells his Yahoo stock back at the 20-something price......as of this morning, it's still near $30, so the people who bought it at $30 have not lost any value. The people who held it at 20 something received real value. If the stock price never goes back to 20 something, then where's down to counter the up? I fail to see the zero right now.

      Layne

    2. Re:Humm, no. by marcosdumay · · Score: 1

      The stock price will only stay above 30 if Yahoo hapens to create value enough for that. The MS deal couldn't really change the long term value of the stock, even if it was accepted (unless they improved somehow the company and, only then, created some value).

  115. Really? by Slash.Poop · · Score: 0

    For real SlashDot?

    You are now posting stories that are 10 months old just to prove you hate Microsoft.

    What is this site coming to?

  116. this is what happens by ILongForDarkness · · Score: 1
    When cheap people buy cheap computers but want to be able to run something that isn't set to come out for another year or so. Do you really expect your "value PC" to run the latest software at full functionality a year from now? Gamers don't, unfortunately the OS market has become like the game market "we got the eye candy use ours". The rules have changed, the non-gamer has to start thinking like a gamer buying a gaming rig if they want vector graphics up the wazoo on there OS.

    The Vista capable phrase was wrong, or at least should have been prefaced when you went to the store and asked will this run Vista, they should say it would run Vista basic. Sortly after this fiasco in my area at least all the adds had small text saying that Vista capable = will run Vista Basic.

  117. Sounds like a business opportunity by EmbeddedJanitor · · Score: 1

    Ubuntu installed: $50.

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  118. Re:Ethanol helps agribusiness, not the environment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    E85 was/is sold by prominently displaying that it costs less than regular gas (which around here is ~E10). This price difference is all that matters to some people.

  119. Re:Oh no! Careful!! by UbuntuDupe · · Score: 0

    LOL! Just found your post by coincidence. (How notorious am I by now?) Well, you got a laugh out of me, which is much appreciated =-)

    But don't worry, now that some internet hate machine has modded down my posts en masse, it'll be a while before I can post more than five times per day...