Fart through my ass, I fart through my ass I fart through my ass I poo through my ass, you what? I poo through my ass, get lost! I poo through my ass.
Haven't we all passed a little bit of gas through our ass doo-do-do-do?
I fart through my ass, me too I fart through my ass, can do. I fart through my ass. I poo through my ass, you what? Wonderful gas, bugga I fart and poo, fart in my ass.
Haven't we all passed a little bit of gas through our ass doo-do-do-do?
I pass through my gas, you what? I mean gas through my ass, you nut...
I call bullshit.
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Cyberchondria
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Many times doctors are giving you advice that will help them write you a prescription to line their pockets. One's first resource should be the internet so that he may be prepared to understand what the doctor is relaying and question it with knowledge instead of obeying it blindly. Those diplomas on the walls don't mean squat when they don't care about a patients well being.
I just heard some sad news on talk radio. The generic "Slashdot Troll" died today from complications during surgery. The Slashdot Troll had previously entertained those reading at -1 on the Slashdot website for almost a decade. Unfortunately, lessening pride in tolling practices along with a decrease in creativity/productivity (that, and goatse is down forever) forced the Slashdot Troll to enter a rejuvenation clinic for work to be done on his funny bone. Something went terribly wrong, there weren't anymore details. Even if you weren't a fan of his work, the Slashdot Troll's contributions to popular culture truly label him as an American icon.
The Linux World conventions suck at the javits center. I live in NYC and I've been to two of them. I'm not trolling here, although you'll take it as such. The food is expectedly overpriced and under cooked, the BSD devil girls really aren't that hot, and it's obvious they've no idea what computers are. Some lame geeks will approach them and have their spirits lifted when the ladies give them a free horn-band. It's incredibly LAME. The give-aways are mostly shit (linux users do it in the open!). A few years back MALDA and a few others were present. Funnily, Penis Bird Guy was in attendence, after we chatted for awhile he appraoched CowboyNeal, and the dude shook his hand. I found that amusing. Aside from that, CBNeal did fart in the presence of many disgusted folks (you can't make this stuff up). Malda called some guy an asshole, and there were shock waves throughout the places echoing the slash-language of crudeness. It was quite boring and disappointing. Don't waste your time in the future.
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Fart through my ass, I fart through my ass
I fart through my ass
I poo through my ass, you what?
I poo through my ass, get lost!
I poo through my ass.
Haven't we all passed a little bit of gas through our ass doo-do-do-do?
I fart through my ass, me too
I fart through my ass, can do.
I fart through my ass.
I poo through my ass, you what?
Wonderful gas, bugga
I fart and poo, fart in my ass.
Haven't we all passed a little bit of gas through our ass doo-do-do-do?
I pass through my gas, you what?
I mean gas through my ass, you nut...
Today I received my payment for my claim in the settlement of the Compact Disc Minimum Advertised Price Antitrust Litigation!
It is a pleasure that this matter has been brought to a satisfactory conclusion!
-FTM(now $13.86 richer)
Today I received my payment for my claim in the settlement of the Compact Disc Minimum Advertised Price Antitrust Litigation!
It is a pleasure that this matter has been brought to a satisfactory conclusion!
-FTM(now $13.86 richer)
Consider yourself drenched! [fp]
Stop eating bananas.
NIGGER is no longer offensive. Please select a more updated troll.
Today is my birthday and you ruined it. Thanks.
Many times doctors are giving you advice that will help them write you a prescription to line their pockets. One's first resource should be the internet so that he may be prepared to understand what the doctor is relaying and question it with knowledge instead of obeying it blindly. Those diplomas on the walls don't mean squat when they don't care about a patients well being.
Moving on...
I'm still not over that 'Angel' nonsense actually got posted. I knew you guys were flaming queers but it was NEVER this obvious. I'll pray for you.
I'm getting IO on monday. It sure is certain to rox0r. Cablevision also offers phone service now, any calls for a measly $35/month. Yowza!
when I get a first post.
I've paid my $50. Have you?
Too bad this is a dupe, and I got fp on the original. LoLoloLOlol!!
Fecal Troll Matter, formerly known as The Wipo Troll, Penis Fish Guy, and many others, is calling it quits. Goodbye, cruel slashdot.
I agree with this post.
lOLOlolooLOLOlOloL
You Sir, have indeed FAILED IT. my user id is lower than urz 2 lOLolozlz
shrimp cocktail?
You're not a football fan, you're a fairy!
squirt.
I just heard some sad news on talk radio. The generic "Slashdot Troll" died today from complications during surgery. The Slashdot Troll had previously entertained those reading at -1 on the Slashdot website for almost a decade. Unfortunately, lessening pride in tolling practices along with a decrease in creativity/productivity (that, and goatse is down forever) forced the Slashdot Troll to enter a rejuvenation clinic for work to be done on his funny bone. Something went terribly wrong, there weren't anymore details. Even if you weren't a fan of his work, the Slashdot Troll's contributions to popular culture truly label him as an American icon.
n/t
Goatse is down!! Perhaps this will suffice?
I regret nothing!
The Linux World conventions suck at the javits center. I live in NYC and I've been to two of them. I'm not trolling here, although you'll take it as such. The food is expectedly overpriced and under cooked, the BSD devil girls really aren't that hot, and it's obvious they've no idea what computers are. Some lame geeks will approach them and have their spirits lifted when the ladies give them a free horn-band. It's incredibly LAME. The give-aways are mostly shit (linux users do it in the open!). A few years back MALDA and a few others were present. Funnily, Penis Bird Guy was in attendence, after we chatted for awhile he appraoched CowboyNeal, and the dude shook his hand. I found that amusing. Aside from that, CBNeal did fart in the presence of many disgusted folks (you can't make this stuff up). Malda called some guy an asshole, and there were shock waves throughout the places echoing the slash-language of crudeness. It was quite boring and disappointing. Don't waste your time in the future.
There's semen on your toast!