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  1. Re:Blackberry Killer on Gates Releases Details on New Mobile OS · · Score: 1

    [quote] OK, I think its safe to disregard this product and the person calling it that. Whenever something is described as an XKiller, it never kills product X and such claims are usually FUD or just hype.[/quote]

    AHHHH Crap! You mean the sub 500 Mac won't kill off the pc's then? //stomps off

  2. Re:Actually... on Trek Producers Will Provide World A Break · · Score: 1

    Download it then :-) //MPAA Bashes down door

    MPAA Rep:"Sir! we have a warrent for your arrest! You are Downloading content that is Copyrighted!"

    Me: It's Star Trek Enterprise //MPAA Representative collapses in a howl of laughter

    MPAA Rep:"Never mind, you've been punished enough..."

  3. Re:Actually... on Trek Producers Will Provide World A Break · · Score: 1

    I'm not buying it, to me it's their version of the saddam's "I can change" song in the south park movie.

    The mere fact they tried to write off this series as anything other than thier stupid writing has my stomach crawling.

  4. Re:Actually... on Trek Producers Will Provide World A Break · · Score: 1

    Both episodes were took place in the mirror universe.

    thanks for letting me know - I took a moment to see the first part of the show.

    so Berman and Braga intend on continueing "This never happened" bit (started by that stupid "time war") and intend on finishing the show that was meant to show how the federation was built (which they haven't done any of in the entire run of the series) by running episodes that never happen in the timeline to be capped off by a two part ending where the first part is about some idiot on earth demanding all aliens leave, and the second part being 6 years in the future with the federation is already built.

    And you wonder why people stopped watching this tripe? //points

    "Hey look, another shark! JUMP IT JUMP IT!"

  5. Re:Actually... on Trek Producers Will Provide World A Break · · Score: 1

    No, as a real trek fan - I did not watch it. In fact I shudder at the Horror of How thouroughly these idiots have pissed on the timeline and used to worst "jump the shark" plot twists in order to hide the fact that Berman and Braga suck.

  6. Re:Actually... on Trek Producers Will Provide World A Break · · Score: 1

    If all the Enterprise episodes were like the recent "In a Mirror Darkly" arc I think more people would be watching ...

    Like hell we would. I caught last nights episode and shut it off half way thru.

    In the timeline of Rodenberry, Captain Pike was the first to Captain a constitution Class - It was listed in the "Log" series signed off by him. Second, If I want to watch the episodes on the counter universe - I'll pull out the origional "Mirror, Mirror" and watch it - Rather than Berman's mangling of it.

    Honestly, the WORST thing berman and Braga did was take a look at origional episodes and start to incorporate them into the series.

    "Hey look! Kirk really wasn't the first to run into the Romulans, Gorn, tellurites, or be the first humans to handle pon farr It was Archer! They just forgot to let Kirk know!"

    Bah!

  7. Height of Hubris on Trek Producers Will Provide World A Break · · Score: 1

    A good idea, An excellant cast, a solid fan base - All destroyed by two men that were too busy cranking out stupidity rather than listening to the hard core fans.

    Berman and Braga are the ren and stimpy of the television Industry. This little "Oversaturation" bit is just to aviod the two of them being the confessing to have single handedly destroyed the interest for a trek series on television.

  8. I have a compromise on DVD Truce Between Blu-Ray and HD-DVD? · · Score: 1

    We allow them to use either DVD technology - as long as the one that's not used gets 75% of the profits.

    We stay 50/50 on the storage medium - sign that into law, and see which corporation switches it's stance faster.

  9. how to get in on The Bender PC Case · · Score: 5, Informative

    if you're running firefox with adblock - add a block for ad1.hardware.no/*

    That's what's been slasdotted - not the site.

  10. Re:Complete Rubbish. on We're Open enough, Says Microsoft · · Score: 1

    Because Microsoft are illegally enforcing a monopoly by forcing others out of the market (not allowing other products/projects to play along)

    Yet when Apple sues online web sites over other people violating NDA's (you know - Signed agreements) It's good business practice. /. Let's pick a stance and not change it based on what company the stance is applied to.

    Sheesh.

  11. Re:CHA CHING! on Telegraph Reviews Hitchhiker Movie, Approves · · Score: 1

    And of course - the ending is still teh suck.

    Mice, on earth - wanting to get the brain.

  12. CHA CHING! on Telegraph Reviews Hitchhiker Movie, Approves · · Score: 1

    Wonder how much money was floated to make a suck up article to Hollywood.

    the movie contains no references to the pan galactic gargleblaster, and ignores the towel.

    the mouse bit at the end is teh suck.

    I'll go back and watch the 6 bbc episodes instead.

    So long, and I'll laugh at all the fish who go see it in the theater. (Dumb fish)

  13. Pythonesque on Is Enterprise Heading To Canada? · · Score: 1

    Gahh

    Dead collector: Bring out your dead!
    Trek Fans: Here's one.
    Collector: Ninepence
    Enterprise: I'm not dead!
    Collector: What?
    Trek Fans: Nothing. Here's your ninepence
    Enterprise: I'm not dead!
    Collector: Here. He says he's not dead.
    Trek Fans: Yes he is.
    Enterprise: No I'm not!
    Collector: He isn't?
    Trek Fans: Well he will be soon. He's very ill.
    Enterprise: I'm getting better!
    Trek Fans: No you're not. You'll be stone dead in a moment.
    Collector: Look, I can't take him like that. It's against regulations.
    Enterprise: I don't want to go on the cart!
    Trek Fans: Oh don't be such a baby.
    Collector: I can't take him.
    Enterprise: I feel fine!
    Trek Fans: Oh, do us a favor?
    Collector: I can't.
    Trek FansWell can you make it around in a couple of minutes? He won't be long.
    Collector: No... I've got to go to the Robinsons. They've lost nine today.
    Trek Fans: Well when's your next round?
    Collector: Thursday.
    Enterprise: I think I'll go for a walk.
    Trek Fans: You're not foolin' anyone, you know. Look. Isn't there something you can do?
    Enterprise: I feel happy! I feel Happy!
    (Sound of trekunited being hit in the head with a large club)
    Trek Fans: Oh, thanks very much.
    Collector: Not at all. See you on Thursday.
    Trek Fans: Right.

  14. Refund on Ask 'Hitchhiker's Guide' Exec. Producer Robbie Stamp · · Score: 1

    If the movie isn't true to the series, and we don't like it. Will you promise to give a refund for the tickets to see the movie? //bursts out laughing

    Oh, this is Thursday, I never could tell a joke with a straight face on Thursday...

  15. true on Yankee Group Slams Linux 'Extremists' · · Score: 5, Insightful

    She's not too far off - Everytime I see a story on Microsoft and Linux - I see the extremists belittle, spread FUD, and incorrect information. I've long maintained that if the best you can do is tell me FUD about Microsoft as a reason to switch - then there's no reason to switch.

    One of the prime examples of winnowing me away from I.E. for instance, was that someone finally sat there for a moment and told me what Firefox could do - 10/15 messages back and forth - not a word or mention of IE, and I switched.

    I'd like the same about Linux, but always get belittled for asking.

  16. Re:Objective reporting on Crack Found in Shuttle Tank · · Score: 1

    Preach on - the /. post is nothing but FUD. PARANOID FUD.

    It isn't a design flaw. And I'm saying the second one isn't afflicted by the same problem since it isn't a design flaw.

    And /.? If a 747 crashed because of a de-icer flaw, and the fix got crashed over what seemed to be a de-icer flaw? If I was stuck on a glacier that could support the only jet that could reach me (being a 747 with the same de-icer fix) then I swear to god that i would kill any paranoid motherfucker that refused to send that 747 because they thought "If an aircraft crashes and the redesign to fix it crashes, would you send another of the same type to rescue it? Of course not!"

    The write up here is just paranoid bullshit.

  17. No such Thing as Black Holes? on Black Holes 'Do Not Exist,' Contends Physicist · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    No such Thing as Black Holes?

    This guy never saw Goatse...

  18. Re:It's actually sorta important! on Metafor: Translating Natural Language to Code · · Score: 1

    Well, you can lead a horse to water...

    Actually, it's par for the course - You'd have to RTFI to know how to add it into the toolkit ;)

  19. Re:It's actually sorta important! on Metafor: Translating Natural Language to Code · · Score: 1

    Ads?

    Hey - there's a neat program called "firefox" and a plug in called "adblocker" - I think it might of been mentioned here a while back.

  20. Re:Bah on Apple Easter Egg · · Score: 1

    You forgot to mention that Apple/Linux crowd called the inclusion of the Excel eggs "Bloatware" .

  21. Zeig Heil apple! on Apple Wins Against Bloggers · · Score: 0, Troll

    I don't understand how apple is harmed by, let's say, the reveiling of a sub 500.00 low powered apple?

    These "secrets" that apple is suing online bloggers for are really nothing worth being "secret" about.

    Cripes, Apple, Lighten up - Get in the mainstream by being more open and receptive to the online community instead of turning to litigation over the equivalent of a mountain from a molehill.

  22. Re:First on New Vulnerabilities Discovered in Firefox 1.0 · · Score: 1, Insightful

    From TFA

    If you have firefox 1.01 installed you have nothing to worry about.

    Fixed days ago. Now thats speedy service.


    Yet when a slashdot story uses Microsoft XP service pack one to show how full of holes the OS is - It's newsworthy.

  23. Re:Of course on Is Your OS Tough Enough? · · Score: 1

    Yes, a positive control of FUD directly aimed at making a non story into More popular FUD.

    I totally agree.

  24. Re:Of course on Is Your OS Tough Enough? · · Score: 1

    I guarantee you there are millions of Windows XP SP1 machines on the 'net right now. How many RedHat 7s are out there? Not so many. First off, Linux is much less common in general, and second, Linux is much more likely to be administered by professionals, and thus properly patched.

    Going by that logic, Linux and Mac shouldn't of been included in the test because of the percentages of Windows boxes out there versus linux and Apple.

    SP1 was included only to propogate FUD.

  25. Re:How did this get modded insightful? on TrekUnited Reports Mission Successful at Trek Rallies · · Score: 1

    You and many of the other posters I read in this thread seem to have a scary attachment to your disdain for the series.

    What - the falling ratings weren't your first clue?

    In the case of television - the needs of the many do (and should) outweight the needs of the few (in Enterprises case - the very few).