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Trek Producers Will Provide World A Break

David Crumpton writes "Star Trek Producers have finally agreed that Star Trek fans are oversaturated with the show, and are planning to provide a break. This does not mean they wont bring something new to the screen; they will just wait a few years. They are convinced the ratings dropped due to the show competing against other Trek re-runs."

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  1. They still don't get it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Fans are tired of Star Trek. Fans are tired of THEIR Star Trek. And, this choice was hardly theirs to make.

    1. Re:They still don't get it by CarpetShark · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Agreed. I've mentioned this before in previous Trek articles, but I liked Star Trek: TNG for the ethical dilemmas, the hints at mankind's potential, goodness, discovery, and the general sense of something bigger than our own petty modern squabbles over territory or wealth etc. These recent treks that are all about wars and payback (thinly veiled references to the war on terror etc.) are the complete antithesis of what I felt Star Trek was about.

    2. Re:They still don't get it by wakejagr · · Score: 2, Insightful

      They do get it to some extent. Enterprise ratings did drop because it was competing against other Trek series. Remember the Trek's that didn't suck?

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    3. Re:They still don't get it by despisethesun · · Score: 5, Insightful

      And the original series was full of thinly veiled references to the Cold War. Star Trek has long been a sort of idealized reflection of the time it was created in, just like most science fiction.

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    4. Re:They still don't get it by SirSlud · · Score: 1

      Have to agree with you here. Star Trek turned into a guy-friendly soap opera.

      Man, I miss TNG one hour pop-psychology question style episodes where 9 out of 10 episodes neatly wrap up without any need for continuity or story arcs.

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    5. Re:They still don't get it by Bullfish · · Score: 1

      What you say is true about the fans being tired of the present combine's trek, in fact they could probably have a Star Trek channel showing nothing but re-runs of old Trek shows and movies as they have so much content (no, I'm not advocating that!). Thing is, this was their choice to make. They could have dragged the festering corpse of Enterprise for the full seven years much like they did Voyager. They cancelled. Yay.

      But these guys are big-ego types. They aren't going to admit they were wrong, they are not going to say their stories sucked, nor are they going to say their vision was not the right one for the franchise. You are never going to get some apology or admission of error on their part. TV, like Hollywood, just doesn't work like that.

      Maybe the next producers will bad mouth the old ones, but that's probably the best you can hope to get.

    6. Re:They still don't get it by jellomizer · · Score: 1

      I think that is part of the problem is. With TOS and TNG if you happened to miss an episode. or even a couple of months of episodes you can go back and watch the show without getting lost. But with the new ones. You don't watch a show for a few months (because even Star Trek fans may have other lives) they come back and it is like a new show. I though they were exploring the universe why all in a sudden they are in a middle of a war? With a hole new sets of characters.

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    7. Re:They still don't get it by simm_s · · Score: 1

      Actually, I don't think the producers of Star Trek had much of a choice but to oversaturate the market. Paramount actually was sued by EA for not prostituting the franchise enough. Star Trek has been playing non-stop for 18 years, I don't think there is anything Paramount could do to keep the series interesting for that long.

    8. Re:They still don't get it by EpsCylonB · · Score: 5, Interesting

      These recent treks that are all about wars and payback (thinly veiled references to the war on terror etc.) are the complete antithesis of what I felt Star Trek was about.

      You fundamentally misunderstand star trek. From the beginning of the 60's show it was supposed to have been a commentary on soceity at the time (cold war, racism, hippy peace and love, etc.).

      The best example of this is the 6th star trek movie, its an obvious allegory of the end of the cold war. Starting with a klingon energy moon exploding (meant to reseamble chernoble), following through the diplomacy (including the line "only nixon could go to china"), a new bird of prey that can fire torpedos when cloaked (the US/Russia fighter battles) and ending with a traditional (although IMO overplayed) star trek happy clappy ending.

      In fact the secret of great sci fi is that is never really about the future, or another universe, or whatever. It's about present day, after all if you couldn't identify anything in it why would you watch it ?. People watched TOS because they found the idea where man had stopped fighting each other and become harmonised inpspiring.

      The enterprise writers shouldn't stray away from social commentary but they should learn how to do it right.

    9. Re:They still don't get it by NickFortune · · Score: 2, Insightful
      It had a number of cold war themed episodes, true. On the other hand, most of those focussed on the futility of conflict and the possiblities if we could just transcend such shallow regional squabbles. Checkov's presence on the bridge said it all in some ways.

      Look at a classic trek cold war episode and the chances are you'll find a tale of two oncew great cultures who near-anhiliated one another; or else a conflict, deadly to both sides, that can only be resolved by settingv aside their differences and declaring peace.

      Recent Trek, from what I've seen of it, tends to be full of alien infiltrators, and shadowy, powerful enemies who can only be defeated by immense violence and all out war, because the threat they pose the federation is so grave, there is no other choice.

      In classic trek there was always a choice. Sometimes it took a hyper-powerful alien race to make Kirk see it, but it was always there.

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    10. Re:They still don't get it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought Enterprise was fine, and the latest plot dealing with the 'mirror, mirror' universe are good stuff. I don't get it why on earth folks' think that this series sucked. I felt it had good episodes.

    11. Re:They still don't get it by jp10558 · · Score: 1

      I don't know. I wish they had kept Enterprise for the full 7 years. It's finally getting interesting in my opinion. Now, many people have claimed that it shouldn't have taken 3 years for it to get good, but I want to point out that TNG was rather lame till the borg episodes IMHO.

      DS9 became great for a lot of fans around the 4 year mark (when they got defiant IIRC).

      Voyager just sucked the whole time, true.

      And, for me at least, TOS's best "episodes" were actually the novels and the Movies.

      That's not to say there weren't problems with Enterprise. There were plenty. But as they started focusing on things that *actually tied in with* the known timeline, it was pretty cool.

      And, while pointless, I did enjoy the Mirror universe episodes - even though they broke with cannon, I got a kick out of TOS ship.

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    12. Re:They still don't get it by CarpetShark · · Score: 1

      No, I'm aware of that. And of how the original Star Trek was the first show to include inter-racial kissing. I did watch the original series, but nonetheless... for me, Star Trek: TNG was the one that affected me, and got me hooked. And that had a quite different meaning for me, as explained above.

    13. Re:They still don't get it by drsquare · · Score: 1

      I hated 'Star Trek: TNG' for the cheesy morality lessons. It's like the script was written by a 12 year old whose just discovered a book on philosophy. It's so damn patronising, 45 minutes of the scriptwriter hammering home some his preferred solution to some ethical dilemma.

      Of course, it had other problems, like the lack of any tension in the plot, the endless technical deus ex machinas about reversed polarity gamma ray lasers or something or other, or 44 minutes of building up to a big fight, only for one side to wimp out or declare peace or something. Way to let us down for watching all the way through. Not to mention the lack of any characters with any charisma or personality other than the captain. Also the stilted dialogue, the wooden acting, the crap aliens (it seems that alien races evolved from humans with chocolate bars stuck to their foreheads).

      It would have been better if you'd seen more of the nitty-gritty of running the ship, rather than 99% of it being in the bright, sterile bridge. I'm more interested in the other people on the ship, the people who do the lame every-day shit, not the oh-so-perfect officers.

      It wouldn't hurt either for the show not to take itself so damn seriously. It's like all the characters have rods up their backsides, there's no chemistry between them at all. And stop re-using lame plot-excuses like the holodeck, or Data trying to be human or something.

    14. Re:They still don't get it by CarpetShark · · Score: 1

      Yep, I have to agree with most of those comments about the acting etc. :D

    15. Re:They still don't get it by fermion · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Fans at tired of tried and busted plot devices. The plot device of Star Trek is the Huckleeberry-Finn-Going-down-the-river-with-a-slav e. Not the rocky-and-bullwinkly-waybac-machine, which is funny for about 4 minutes.

      Also fans want the Star Trek is technology that serves and invisibly and magically work, and can be fixed in 1/10th of the time by the in house engineer, not the technology that doesn't work, but can be made magically work when the plot requires it. The later is just cheating.

      It is also important to have movement and challanges. Just look at the ST movies that have worked, and those that have not. I think we were all eagerly anticipating enterprise. We just didn't know it was going to use every contraindicated plot line. Does experience teach these people anything? And even the stuff that works, use in moderation. I mean 7 of 9 did save Voyager, but that does not mean that we all women have to know be dressed in skin tight outfits. The go go dance stuff of ST:TOS was at least, somewhat, in context.

      I suppose them ending with an alternate reality and bringing back actors that have no shame says it all.

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    16. Re:They still don't get it by clinthall · · Score: 3, Insightful

      IMHO, The reason that Enterprise failed was because the whole concept of a prequal was ill conceived in the first place. Also, since there are other trek programs on TV, the fans made their choice of which Trek is the better (or the worst) fo the offerings out there today.

      The fans made their decision about Enterprise, as is obvious in the ratings.

      Just because Enterprise failed should not mean that there should be such a long hiatus.

      Either gring us, the fans, a trek series set in the days of Kirk and Spock, revive ST-TNG with Riker as captin of the Enterprise E, or the Titan, or perhaps even a Captin Sulu show with Sulu commanding the Excelsion.

      But whatever they do they need to really listen to what WE THE FANS WANT.

    17. Re:They still don't get it by Griim · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yes, but this would be admitting directly that they were wrong, and they krunked it up. This way, they're just saying "oh, the timing was off."

      It would be like Lucas admitting he did a shitty job with Episode I and II, they're too much on their high-horse to admit such a thing. It's always the fans' fault, or a marketing/deployment fault, or anyone's fault other than their own.

    18. Re:They still don't get it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fans are making their own Star Trek, a lot of which is better than the commercial stuff. Sure, the acting is sophmoric, but there is a lot of genuine love for the ST universe.

      People are tired of what the current keepers of the flame have made it into, not Trek itself.

      It won't be too long before the Fan based episodes are equal to the broadcast stuff in every way.

    19. Re:They still don't get it by statusbar · · Score: 1

      One thing I realized... Did every single trek series have episodes about space-nazi's?

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    20. Re:They still don't get it by briancnorton · · Score: 1

      Absolutely, but that doesn't mean it has to reflect current social norms. I have no problem reflecting on terrorism, but they don't have to cheapen the whole thing by "sexing it up." Trek was always about the spirit of adventure, not contrived and gratuitious soft-core porn.

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    21. Re:They still don't get it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nobody will admit it, but one of the reasons Enterprise failed was because of Scott Bakula. Mr. Quantum Leap was just not believable as a Star Trek character. His presence screams of second-rate, made for TV science fiction.

    22. Re:They still don't get it by hedora · · Score: 1

      It wasn't just about communism and the cold war. It was also strongly anti-fascist. Think of all of the episodes where Kirk shut down a perfectly functioning society run by some sort of computer that played the role of benevolent dictator...

      Enterprise had some tie in with current political events too. (I'm not a big enterprise fan) They had the episode where the captian tortured a prisoner for information (it was aired after the complaints about guantanamo started), and the whole series was based upon an unexpected 'terrorist' strike by a nearly unknown enemy that used guerilla tactics, and targeted civilians. (Al Queda?)

      There was also the theme that they weren't quite responsible for their actions because they faced a new challenge. That always bothered me, since the enterprise crew could have looked to past precedents from military and maritime law. Also, it's one of Bush's favorite excuses (think about the phrases "new kind of war," "geneva convention doesn't apply to this situation", etc, etc...)

      I think enterprise had a lot going for it. The thing that ruined it for me were the long, arduous subplots that span multiple seasons. Yes, it worked for Bab 5 (and Battlestar Galactica), but Bab 5 was a well thought out soap opera. If I wanted to watch a soap opera, I wouldn't tune into star trek.

      Anyway, that's my two cents. ;)

    23. Re:They still don't get it by benzapp · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You know, I have a degree in philosophy, and I still firmly believe Star Trek: TNG exemplifies the Western philosophical tradition far more than any other television show made.

      Some of your criticisms are valid, but I think overall millions of people were exposed to ideas they never would have known.

      This cannot be discounted. All art is propaganda, and the writers at TNG went to extensive lengths to influence the lives of the audience for the better, rather than pandering to their knavery and insecurities. With so much of our popular culture dedicated to the exploitation of these weaknesses, Star Trek represents a higher level of entertainment for the masses.

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    24. Re:They still don't get it by despisethesun · · Score: 1

      I think that's a completely separate argument there. The initial argument was that Star Trek has been damaged somehow by its reflection of current events, a non-point when you consider that such complaints can be levied against most Star Trek series and, in fact, most sci-fi in general. To say it's been damaged by how Enterprise has treated those events relative to the other series is a much more valid complaint, IMO.

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    25. Re:They still don't get it by despisethesun · · Score: 1

      I can't comment on Enterprise's treatment of such subject matter as I haven't followed the series heavily, but the war in DS9 was not how you are portraying it. There were attempts at diplomacy, political tension, and uneasy alliances before a fascist, expansionist alien enemy began its assault. There was a former Alpha Quadrant power joining that enemy in an attempt to recapture past glory and power. And the end result wasn't all cheer and happiness, but a display of "the futility of war". The terms of the peace treaty, the Cardassians' realization that conquest is no longer the way for them, the Federation's disarray after the war. DS9 was darker and less utopian than TOS, but I wouldn't say it glorified any of the things you complain about. It did acknowledge that such things can and do happen, though, and that those events do carry consequences.

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    26. Re:They still don't get it by macdaddy357 · · Score: 1

      No, that cliche needs a twist. How about the space nazis are only in the holodeck, until it breaks down and they escape Hitler and all!

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    27. Re:They still don't get it by strangel · · Score: 1

      How is the parent post a troll?!
      It's a valid opinion...not mine, but valid nonetheless.

    28. Re:They still don't get it by NickFortune · · Score: 2, Insightful
      DS9 had some damn fine material. Voyager was a waste of time, and I quickly found I didn't care if I missed Enterprise, but DS9 had its good points, I think that's undeniable.

      Certainly DS9 dealt reasonably well with the consequences of military action. On the other hand, I don't think I could dismiss the less utopian nature of DS9 (and from what I've seen of it, Enterprise) as being quite so unimportant.

      For me at least, Roddenberry's utopian future was Star Trek. Here was a future where we didn't nuke ourselves back to the stone age but made it into space. Here was a future society where the problems had been solved. Here was a world where you could leave exploration to the military, safe in the knowledge that they'd do it right. It was a message of hope for the future.

      To me, that was Star Trek. ST:TNG showed that the formula could be updated and still work. DS9 - well, I can commend DS9 for trying something different, and it had a lot of good ideas, but I think it lost its way trying to compete with Bab5.

      There are a lot of other reasons why I stopped watching trek: The particle of the week club and the recycled scripts from other genres which gave us a holodeck/timetravel story every three weeks or so to name but two. But more than anything, I think the change in tone is when it stopped being trek for me.

      In Roddenberry's trek, a war such as that in DS9 need never have happened. In TOS war was always the illogical solution; the presumption always that a better solution existed. In Berman's Trek, the assumption (of the series if not of the characters) seems reversed; that there will always come a time when, with all the goodwill in the world, violence is unavoidable.

      To me, that's a major distinction.

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    29. Re:They still don't get it by DavidTC · · Score: 1

      Enterprise did suck. It has, this season, stopped sucking.

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    30. Re:They still don't get it by DavidTC · · Score: 1
      ...revive ST-TNG with Riker as captin of the Enterprise E...

      Or another ship, or whatever. And Troi. They seem to have no career and are happy to do guest spots on Trek, so let's give them a new ship and a show. And there are two other series that can guest star.

      I mean, can we honestly not think of a plotline here? The Dominion War just ended! Let's have a series about rebuilding after a war. Make it a metaphor for Iraq or something...Trek used to be able to do things like that.

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    31. Re:They still don't get it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well.. *You* don't get it either...

      One of the many reasons for poor ratings, at least in my area of the US, was that local programing *frequently* pre-empted Enterprise for HS football, hocky, b-ball, etc...

      From what I have seen this is *very* common among UPN stations around the US.

      So how is a show suposed to attract new viewers and decent ratings, if the show isn't on when it's scheduled to be on half the figgin time?

      F*ck UPN and the horse they rode off on. My only hope is that the network goes out of business as soon as possible.

    32. Re:They still don't get it by notthe9 · · Score: 1

      I think flamebait would be a better label. I don't see anything productive about his expression of his (legit, though not held by me) opinion.

    33. Re:They still don't get it by Bullfish · · Score: 1

      I don't disagree that the show has become better, nor do I disagree with you about the other series, but I think it's largely too late. I think Enterprise had to be strong out of the gate after the debacle that was Voyager. Problem is that now not many are giving Enterprise a chance.

      The thing is, the older Star Treks were about people in space, they were not about space. With Voyager and Enterprise, none of the characters seemed to connect with viewers. They were caricatures of people in the trek universe. Awfully hard to warm up to them. I liked the mirror epsiodes for example, but when Archer got worked up and got ranting about "the ship", he sounded to me like Daffy Duck.

      I mean, did you ever really care about the people in Voyager or Enterprise.

    34. Re:They still don't get it by jp10558 · · Score: 1

      Your're right. There's something missing in the latter series, I didn't notice it until now.

      For the earlier series, you could ask - what's the famous character interaction?

      You had the Kirk,Spock, McCoy trio.

      You had the ongoing Q vs ship. The Georidi/Data friendship.

      You had the Odo - Quark and Bashier - O'Brien things.

      Voyager had. . . well, I'm sure there was something, but I can't really remember.

      Enterprise tried with the Trip - T'Pol romance, but that was pretty ... lame. Soap Opera.

      The characters were more memorable in the other series.

      I'm really not sure what Archer stands for. I'm not sure the characer is sure. And they really don't seem to stand for any of the ideals that made earlier Treks so popular.

      If Trekkers wanted gritty realism, I'd guess they'd be watching CSI, or NYPD Blue, or even something darker like Battlestar Galactica. The whole premise of Star Trek was that humanity could be better in the future.

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    35. Re:They still don't get it by dmaxwell · · Score: 1

      DS9 had a two-parter where an Ashcroftian Starfleet Admiral tried to engineer a martial-law coup-de-etat. The centerpiece of his strategy was exploiting fear of Dominion infiltration. I doubt they'd have to nads to do something along those lines in THIS climate.

    36. Re:They still don't get it by Buster+Chan · · Score: 1

      I'm not tired of it! I want more! I want new episodes to be daily! Is that too much to ask? Hell no! "IN A MIRROR, DARLKLY" was the best two-parter ever, and now that they've got the momentum of making stellar episodes like that, they're ending it? Why? It's awesome! They shouldn't stop! EVER!

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    37. Re:They still don't get it by Aidski · · Score: 1

      Yes, but the series Enterprise has something too, it's humanity's struggle to make its mark in the universe, and they're potrayed as meek, shaky children compared to the established races. It's a tale of how they struggle their way up to the eventual greatness of the Kirk and Picard eras (let's just forget about the other 2 series). As an engineering student, it's inspiring to see a story of struggle with technology and diplomacy.

    38. Re:They still don't get it by AussieVamp2 · · Score: 1

      space opera? not a lot of canoodling by firelight, or marrying your mother's sister's brother's cousin, who turns out to be an evil twin of your uncle's CEO type stuff in that show :)

    39. Re:They still don't get it by AussieVamp2 · · Score: 1

      some semblance of time passing in that show too, other than 'what is Wesley doing now'?

    40. Re:They still don't get it by hedora · · Score: 1
      marrying your mother's sister's brother's cousin, who turns out to be an evil twin of your uncle's CEO type stuff in that show
      They saved that for Battlestar Gallactica. The only difference is that there's even less of a biological relationship between the characters and their cylon girlfriends, and there's an unending supply of evil twins... Most of the candle/firelight stuff was in TNG. I'm still not sure how to fit in the whole Wharf and Dax thing toward the end of DS9. Neither of them seem to be the CEO type. ;)
    41. Re:They still don't get it by Bullfish · · Score: 1

      Trek was originally about realism as well. They talked to NASA scientists and others in making the show. Most of the tech in the show had some basis in tody's theory. They also had the kick-ass sci-fi writers of the day penning scripts. Something that rarely happened after that first series. How many Star Trek scripts got high awards and acclaim after TOS. Especially after they became a closed shop. After a point, they maintained a stable, stuck to it, and Trek became weak.

      Gritty realism is just a fad thing people want in their stories right now. Reality doesn't have to be gritty, but to be on TV, you have to be entertaining. That's where you need to have the character interactions to capture people if you're not going to mezmerize them with constant action.

      The inability of many TV writers and actors to get that is probably the root cause of most of the crappy TV out there. The abilty to grasp that same concept is also what's given us our best TV.

    42. Re:They still don't get it by AussieVamp2 · · Score: 1

      maybe that's a classification if you fight your girlfriend with edged weapons, it is not a soap?

    43. Re:They still don't get it by CarpetShark · · Score: 1

      Aye, but speaking only for myself, that's precisely what I can't relate to. "Making your mark in the universe" strikes me as a very selfish concept. It seems to me that a new species achieving interstellar travel should be trying to learn from older races and establishing peaceful relations, rather than trying to prove themselves better than others. But maybe that's just me.

    44. Re:They still don't get it by hedora · · Score: 1

      I don't know, if Wharf weren't a Klingon, they would have had a murder on their hands... how many soap opera characters are killed by their girlfriends with a knife? Maybe if you get in such a fight, and the audience thinks its funny, its not a soap. (Or maybe its just a very bad soap. Either way, DS9 is off the hook, I guess.)

    45. Re:They still don't get it by Eil · · Score: 1


      Actually, I thought Enterprise as a prequel was a stroke of genius, because I reasoned that the writers wouldn't be able to go back to the plots and characters of the previous series' and just rehash them whilst breaking Star Trek's histories and timelines in the process.

      Unfortunately, that's just what they did. And poorly, at that.

    46. Re:They still don't get it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thing is they will always be competing against re-runs ... hell they are still re-running the first series at present (in the uk anyway on digital :P) so when are they NOT going to be competing against older series of ST?

  2. re: drop by computerme · · Score: 5, Insightful

    >They are convinced the ratings dropped due to the show competing against other Trek re-runs."

    That, and the stupid Enterprise theme song they would never apolgize for.

    Mr. Bermann, I am looking in your direction.....

  3. Does it count as a repost..... by evenprime · · Score: 5, Funny

    when this same sentiment is expressed on slashdot at least once a week, every week for over a year?

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    1. Re:Does it count as a repost..... by fm6 · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Except that it's not true. General audiences are oversaturated with Star Trek, and have been Since Voyager's early days. But Trekkies can never get enough. Bookstore still stock dozens of new Star Trek paperbacks (uniformly gawdawful), the gigabytes of fanfiction on the web, the cons, the people who literally live in their costumes... Trek has even spawned a mass suicide cult. This is major obsession.

      The sad thing is that this mania seems to affect even decent writers who happen to be Trekkies. The Reeves-Stevens, for example, have done some decent non-Trek SF -- but their collective IQ seems to drop about 30 points whenever they do a Star Trek script.

      If they could lock these idiots out of the process and hire some real writers, you could maybe come up with a decent Star Trek series. But that's not possible. For one thing, thestudio can't seem to resist all the free material. (Rick Berman is usually blamed for this, but in fact it goes back to Gene Roddenbery, who was notorious for ripping off material whereever he could.) For another, this mania is the only reason Star Trek didn't die a natural death years ago.

      Here's what's going to happen. Paramount will continue to push the franchise wherever it can. Mostly this will be in the form of paperbacks, because there will always be enough manic trekkies to make this profitable. Every once in a while, they'll make another pathetic stab at a movie or TV show. These will always have bad scripts and fail horribly. Despite these failures, Trekkie mania will keep the franchise alive for the foreseeable future. Those of us who used to love Star Trek but were never into the religious aspects will do our best to blot the whole miserable thing out of our minds.

  4. Actually... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...Enterprise was horrible.

    1. Re:Actually... by jest3r · · Score: 1

      If all the Enterprise episodes were like the recent "In a Mirror Darkly" arc I think more people would be watching ...

    2. Re:Actually... by silentbozo · · Score: 1

      If all the Enterprise episodes were like the recent "In a Mirror Darkly" arc I think more people would be watching ...

      No kidding. At least there was something to watch - imperialistic backstabbing crew, desperate rebels... giving them a Constitution-class starship to play with was a nice touch. Just goes to show you (as in the Tholians) shouldn't open up rifts to other universes without making damn sure your ass is covered.

    3. Re:Actually... by the_Bionic_lemming · · Score: 1

      If all the Enterprise episodes were like the recent "In a Mirror Darkly" arc I think more people would be watching ...

      Like hell we would. I caught last nights episode and shut it off half way thru.

      In the timeline of Rodenberry, Captain Pike was the first to Captain a constitution Class - It was listed in the "Log" series signed off by him. Second, If I want to watch the episodes on the counter universe - I'll pull out the origional "Mirror, Mirror" and watch it - Rather than Berman's mangling of it.

      Honestly, the WORST thing berman and Braga did was take a look at origional episodes and start to incorporate them into the series.

      "Hey look! Kirk really wasn't the first to run into the Romulans, Gorn, tellurites, or be the first humans to handle pon farr It was Archer! They just forgot to let Kirk know!"

      Bah!

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    4. Re:Actually... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree. I really enjoyed that two parter.

      Maybe they should do a counter Universe series with a Blake's 7 type scenario. Not only could it be good it would also annoy Blake's 7's remaining fans. Creating a bit of cross atlantic science fiction fandom controversy.

      I just like to put nerd subsets against each other and see them bitch it out.

    5. Re:Actually... by peragrin · · Score: 1

      YEA and in the mirror universe they killed the vulcan's, and Archer and to backstab his way to the rank of captin. quite literally.

      Both episodes were took place in the mirror universe. There was no cross over. The regular universe is the same as it ever was.

      of course, you couldn't of known that be watching the opening sequence or anything like that. I mean Earth bombing Vulcan is normal right?

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    6. Re:Actually... by the_Bionic_lemming · · Score: 1

      No, as a real trek fan - I did not watch it. In fact I shudder at the Horror of How thouroughly these idiots have pissed on the timeline and used to worst "jump the shark" plot twists in order to hide the fact that Berman and Braga suck.

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    7. Re:Actually... by Dachannien · · Score: 1

      At least there was something to watch - imperialistic backstabbing crew, desperate rebels...

      You forgot the midriff.

      Mmm.... Linda Park in lingerie.

    8. Re:Actually... by the_Bionic_lemming · · Score: 1

      Both episodes were took place in the mirror universe.

      thanks for letting me know - I took a moment to see the first part of the show.

      so Berman and Braga intend on continueing "This never happened" bit (started by that stupid "time war") and intend on finishing the show that was meant to show how the federation was built (which they haven't done any of in the entire run of the series) by running episodes that never happen in the timeline to be capped off by a two part ending where the first part is about some idiot on earth demanding all aliens leave, and the second part being 6 years in the future with the federation is already built.

      And you wonder why people stopped watching this tripe? //points

      "Hey look, another shark! JUMP IT JUMP IT!"

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    9. Re:Actually... by DavidTC · · Score: 1
      I don't see how anyone can dislike the first part.

      The very start of the episode will go down as the funniest scene in Trek history, the rewrite of the final scene of First Contact. They even had the music and everything. It watched it twice before I realized they hadn't gotten the guy who played Cochrane back, but it was amazingly well edited.

      And continuity on the mirror universe seems okay. The logo for the Empire is an dagger through the earth, whereas in the future it's a dagger though the Klingon's three-pointed symbol. Obviously, this empire hasn't hooked up with the Klingons yet.

      The racism was a nice touch, as was the comment about this Empire not lasting forever, which we know it doesn't.

      Here's a weird thought: Did that Zephran Cochrane just met up with the mirror universe's Pichard, who, told him that he's about to save the earth by conquering the Vulcans? ;)

      Wouldn't it be weird if each universe was a self-fulling prophecy?

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    10. Re:Actually... by jest3r · · Score: 1

      Come on ... we all agree Enterprise more or less sucked ... but these two "stand-alone" mirror episodes were pretty fun. the tombstone is sealed on this series so why not take it over the top.

      The constant power shifts, midriffs make it interesting to say the least, and the Defiant from TOS's The Tholian Web, and Phlox's experiments ...!? that has to be worth the price of admission. In fact these mirror episodes are the exact opposite of what you normally see on Enterprise :-)

      I thought the CG in part II looked horrible, but overall taken lightly and in the context of the series being scrapped these episodes were thrilling. hearing the Defiants TOS audio effects seeing the bridge light up should have at least brought back some fond memories.

      I don't think Berman and Braga intend on continuing anything, rather just deliver a handful of decent standalone episdodes until its over.

    11. Re:Actually... by the_Bionic_lemming · · Score: 1

      I'm not buying it, to me it's their version of the saddam's "I can change" song in the south park movie.

      The mere fact they tried to write off this series as anything other than thier stupid writing has my stomach crawling.

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    12. Re:Actually... by jest3r · · Score: 1

      I'm not buying it

      Download it then :-)

    13. Re:Actually... by the_Bionic_lemming · · Score: 1

      Download it then :-) //MPAA Bashes down door

      MPAA Rep:"Sir! we have a warrent for your arrest! You are Downloading content that is Copyrighted!"

      Me: It's Star Trek Enterprise //MPAA Representative collapses in a howl of laughter

      MPAA Rep:"Never mind, you've been punished enough..."

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  5. Provide me a break, man! by RichardX · · Score: 1, Funny

    Commonly heard in conjunction with the phrase "Don't orange all your noodles in one exoskeleton"

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    1. Re:Provide me a break, man! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not sure I understand the fruit/color (orange) you mention, relating to someone's brains in this comment...?

    2. Re:Provide me a break, man! by NoMoreNicksLeft · · Score: 1

      Is that one of the usenet messages in Vernor Vinge's book?

  6. Trek in NYT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    Today's NY Times also has an article on the impending death of Enterprise.

    1. Re:Trek in NYT by maotx · · Score: 4, Insightful

      From the NY Times article:
      As Jolene Blalock, who played the Vulcan officer T'Pol on "Enterprise," explained: "The stories lacked intriguing content. They were boring." A lifelong "Star Trek" fan, Ms. Blalock said she was dismayed by early "Enterprise" scripts that seemed to ignore basic tenets of the franchise's chronology, and that offered revealing costumes instead of character development. "The audience isn't stupid," she said.

      Bingo. That is exactly what is wrong with Enterprise. I'm personally a fan of it, new to the trek series (always liked the movies), but I knew that this was different from the theme of the previous shows and movies. I never really liked the any of the series but Enterprise was an exception. Maybe it is because of the unusuality of it that cought my attention. Still, the lack of character development and cheesy scripts in the begining seasons (those that I really didn't watch) was enough to drive almost anyone away. I really didn't get into it until it's fourth season. Oh well, sad to see it go but maybe a break will bring in new creativity. Or, perhaps they'll just finally let Star Trek die after 30? years.

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    2. Re:Trek in NYT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Blalock's candor is dead on. Surely, as an actress, she's tired of having to ring the same notes day in and day out. Even though she's one of the show's major characters around which a good many episodes pivot, it seems as though she and pretty much everyone else is frankly underutilized while the producers pursue their season-long arcs of what is basically additional canon (as opposed to augmenting bits of pre-TOS canon fans can relate to).

      She also has the nicest ass in series television.

    3. Re:Trek in NYT by Excelsior · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The article you mention is a joke. Not once does it mention Enterprise airing only on UPN, unlike previous Star Trek successes.

      Further, the article mentions that when Enterprise first aired, it had over 12 million viewers, then dwindled quickly. Then it goes on to hypothesize things like saturation and a poor matchup with UPN content. If that was the problem, Enterprise wouldn't have started out with 12 million viewers.

      In the world of science, if something fails when it had always succeeded, we identify the differences, and hypothesize that the differences cause the failure. In the world of Star Trek, the genuises at UPN find bizarre reasoning, rather than identify the obvious. Sad really.

    4. Re:Trek in NYT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      This is why I would never become an actor, regardless of how much fame and fortune I could make. I didn't get to read the NYTimes article (can someone please post a non-subscription link?) but your quoted paragraph above lets me see her in an entirely new light. Up until this moment, I had thought her to be a brainless piece of eye-candy who knew nothing about Star Trek and simply needed a job. And the reason I had that impression is because the character so plays is so terrible and so unvulcanlike I assumed she had no idea what she was supposed to be doing. I guess the problem with her character is really writing and directing. And here's the problem: as an actor you are ultimately required to do what someone tells you to. You are little more than a living marionette.

    5. Re:Trek in NYT by Relyx · · Score: 1
      And here's the problem: as an actor you are ultimately required to do what someone tells you to. You are little more than a living marionette.

      I think this is the difference between a good actor and a bad actor; it is also the difference between a good director and a bad director.

      In the creation of a story, there are many points at which it can be significantly shaped and reshaped: Conception, treatment, script, director's interpretation, actor's interpretation, editing. There are probably more too. This is how the writer's origin vision is almost always nothing like the finished product.

      A mediocre actor may be little more than a pawn for the director - walk there, say this, do that. A good actor though will reflect on his own life experience and seek inspired ways to color his performance. If the writer has done a good job and produced an interesting character, then the actor may not have to work so hard; otherwise he may have to strive and fill in the gaps the writer has left.

      A mediocre director will likely be more concerned with the logistics of production than the telling of the story or the performance of the actors. He may try to duplicate exactly the vision of the story running in his head, trying to achieve the same results with his actors. It is all to easy for him to start barking commands, treating his actors like pawns. But a good director will guide his actors' efforts by stimulating their imaginations, giving them permission to try promising approaches and helping them shift into a certain mind-state. He judges their performance so they don't have to. The result may not match his pre-conceived vision, but by the same token, it will hopefully be more believable and interesting.

    6. Re:Trek in NYT by antdude · · Score: 1
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    7. Re:Trek in NYT by kalidasa · · Score: 1

      This is the second time /. has linked to a story that has mentioned Blalock's fan-disappointment with Enterprise. Did you catch her joke at the end of "Bound"? Perfect Vulcan register; really got the end-of-the-episode Spock jokes just right. If the writers gave her the material, she'd be fine.

    8. Re:Trek in NYT by pipingguy · · Score: 1


      ...revealing costumes instead of character development.

      Did we ever get to actually see the underside of Jolene's boobs? If so, then Star Trek has come a long way.

    9. Re:Trek in NYT by master_p · · Score: 2, Interesting

      T'Pol was not behaving like a Vulcan at all. While the actor that played Spock could really play the role as if he had not emotions, Blalock plays T'Pol as if T'Pol is always angry: she does not speak calmly to others, she raises her eyebrows, and her face generally shows signs of angryness. It was pretty disturbing throughout the show.

    10. Re:Trek in NYT by snilloc · · Score: 1
      Enterprise does re-run on Fox. In my local lineup, UPN gets the first run on Friday night, then there is a UPN rerun Sunday evening, and a Fox rerun later Sunday evening.

      And since UPN looks like crap on my cable system, I've taken to watching the Fox rerun on Sunday night, and on Fridays I either go to the bar or watch SciFi Channel.

      Friday is a bad slot for any show. Trying to compete with SciFi Channel's Friday lineup for the geek audience is suicide.

    11. Re:Trek in NYT by WillWare · · Score: 1
      While the actor that played Spock could really play the role as if he had not emotions, Blalock plays T'Pol as if T'Pol is always angry

      There are two ways to think about Vulcan emotions. (1) Vulcans are totally incapable of having any emotions at all. The part of the brain responsible for emotions in Terran mammals is absent in the Vulcan brain. (2) Vulcans have emotions but train themselves to suppress them, considering them distasteful and/or dangerous.

      You want theory number one. Nimoy often played Spock in the direction of theory number one in the original series. But whenever they dug a little deeper, they always came to theory number two. The history of ancient war-like Vulcans rendered peaceful by a philosophy of logic, the mental discipline that would be unnecessary if emotions were impossible for them, and the numerous times when Spock's composure fails and he laughs or cries, or whines about needing to suppress his emotions.

      Blalock does a brilliant job with T'Pol. She doesn't waste a minute on theory number one. T'Pol has emotions, and like every Vulcan, maintains an effort to suppress them. Most of what she has felt toward humans, esp. early in the series, has been disdain (remember the episode in the Vulcan monastery where she complains about how they smell). Over time she realizes that she'll be spending a lot of time around humans, and loathing them is only going to burden her effort to suppress, so her disdain diminishes. Effortful suppression handles the effects of an emotion that has already arisen, but T'Pol's more effective strategy is to uproot the cognitive mechanisms that give rise to it, which she does by becoming completely familiar with humans, so that their bad smells and habits no longer arouse any response in her. (Hence the appropriateness that the Vulcan monastery was full of Theravadin statuary.)

      Blalock has conveyed this entire process almost entirely non-verbally. She has a way with nuance and subtlety that the other actors on the show can't touch. I think Jolene Blalock may one day take a place among actresses like Meryl Streep and Nicole Kidman and Emma Thompson. Terry Ferrell and Jeri Ryan won't be doing that.

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    12. Re:Trek in NYT by merky1 · · Score: 1

      I thought they figured out an excuse for this by giving her some vulcan "brain damage" disease. This was covered in the vulcan embassy bombing when her and the captain were in some technology free zone on vulcan. When they met the natives, they mentioned something about a cure...

      Too bad I didn't watch enough to see more on that. Enterprise had a lot of conceptual potential that was killed early. I would of loved to see things about the "federation" learning how to use and interact with aliens. Like, finding all the shore leave approved planets. Or buying parts from snake oil salesmen... Anything but some bs about a temporal cold war. Although the eugenics tie in was cool, but too late.

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    13. Re:Trek in NYT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      See the ratings for each first run episode of Enterprise here:
      http://www.ece.ucdavis.edu/~mvrojo/entratings.htm

      Note the rapid decline from 12 million viewers in the first season and the slow, steady decline in the following seasons.

    14. Re:Trek in NYT by mink · · Score: 1

      Well as a quick overview the plot involving Vulcans was they had lost their way. The leader of the council was working with the Romulans and trying to instigate a war between the Vulcans and Andorians, afterwords the Romulans would "re-unite" with their Vulcan brothers.

      The loss the vulcans were suffering (and the reason they didnt all act like spock) was they had for the most part lost the teachings of one vulcan who brought sanity back to the race after they nuked themselves quite good.

      The story arc you caught some of involved a splinter group of vulcans who had found his "spirit" (that thing vulcans do like spock did with McCoy) and they were searching for his writings. The leader of the council knew what they were up to and feared the return of those teachins as they would undermine his power.

      T'pol and then Archer get involved and end up returning the teachings to the vulcan people and the council members growing some balls and finally standing up to the council leader and saying "you'r a loony".

      In more recent episodes T'pol is embracing the teachings and starting down a new path, this has started a rift between her and Trip.

      I seem to recall the whole "brain damage thing" was related to MindMelding being looked down upon by current society.

      For good enterprise, in the first 2 seasons there are a handful of shows that IMO stood out.

      3rd season had a few as well, some people like the whole things because it pretty much spent the whole season on a story arc.

      4th season started by getting rid of all the temporal war BS in the first 2 episodes. Once they had a clean slate we got the better writing on Mr. Coto. Earth forming an alliance between the Andorian and Tellurites to ferrit out some stealth ship the Romulans were using to try to instigate a war.

      I admit a lot of Enterprise was crud, but there was some good stuff there and it's a shame when people wont let themselves see it.

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  7. There will still be reruns in a few years by erikdalen · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Won't all new star trek series compete against reruns? They'll probably still have reruns of old Star Trek in a few years.

    I'm hoping the break won't be too long. I'm not "saturated" with Star Trek :) /Erik

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    1. Re:There will still be reruns in a few years by mph_az · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I grew up with TOS in reruns and saw the TNG when it was new. I love both dearly, but the franchise has clearly run out of creative juices.

      A break may be just the thing to clear everyone's head (fan and writer alike) and hopefully come back with some new and interesting stories to tell.

      Plus -speaking of compeition, if they wait a few years, all the interest in star wars will have died out.

    2. Re:There will still be reruns in a few years by EpsCylonB · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Yeah, but the point is that enterprise is going up against these re runs and *losing*. Cos its a crappy show.

    3. Re:There will still be reruns in a few years by Jeff+DeMaagd · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I don't think they will ever admit it, I am surprised they didn't try to cancel the reruns with as big of an ego as some of the show producers have.

    4. Re:There will still be reruns in a few years by StarKruzr · · Score: 4, Interesting

      It hasn't been a crappy show for quite a few episodes now. They had a change of writers in this beginning of this season and it got a lot better.

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    5. Re:There will still be reruns in a few years by EpsCylonB · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I don't think they can cancel re runs, the rights to show the different treks are owned by different channels aren't they ?.

    6. Re:There will still be reruns in a few years by destiney · · Score: 1


      Cos its a crappy show.

      I agree. TNG was the best of them all. I'd rather watch re-runs of that that any of them. DS9 was pretty good too.

    7. Re:There will still be reruns in a few years by EpsCylonB · · Score: 1

      Im in the minority because I liked voyager and thought that it was about as good as DS9, neither of them were as good as TNG though.

    8. Re:There will still be reruns in a few years by FidelCatsro · · Score: 3, Interesting

      In your opinion , and fair enough maybe altot of people agree.
      To me though , It still is the worst star trek show ever.
      Though i respect the die-hard fans and their love for it , i just couldnt get into it and i did try oh so hard.
      I whatched every eppisode and yes true enough it did improve.
      Though to me it improved to the level of Season 1 voyager..
      That is saying something.

      I totaly respect the decision ,they are giving it a rest for another few years,
      Gives them a chance to produce a star trek on par with ST:TNG .

      Though hopefully they dont take as long as long a break as lucas had and end up forgetting how to make good sci-fi.

      Had Enterprise not been a star trek , i mnay have enjoyed it more .
      The proble was mostly that it had so much to live up to and so little to live up to it with.

      Your constantly trying to find yourself comparing it to the star-trek greats , yet not being able to. Fair play to those who could seperate it from the others and view it as an entity in and of itself , i just couldnt and as such the show fell so very short for me.

      Heres hopping for a new Star trek that can carry on the flame for all the trek fans by 2009

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    9. Re:There will still be reruns in a few years by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Agreed, execpt for the last 2 episode.
      it look like they whant to give a final strike
      and destroy the serie completly..

    10. Re:There will still be reruns in a few years by DurendalMac · · Score: 1

      This is not good. Who knows what the Trekkies will do when they can't get their fix??? I think we're going to see Klingons pillaging and looting while the Federation suits aim plastic phasers at them, yelling "ZAP! ZAP!" Then the Klingons will start beating the snot out of them...if someone else doesn't beat them to the punch. Ugh, Trekkie LARPing will start moving into the real world...

    11. Re:There will still be reruns in a few years by cahiha · · Score: 1

      Won't all new star trek series compete against reruns? They'll probably still have reruns of old Star Trek in a few years.

      Yes, but at the prices you will be paying for them once everything is under DRM, you'll be sitting up on your hind legs and saying "give me another, PLEASE".

      Think 1950's, a few television channels, and total control. It's what they want to get back to. It allows them to put out any kind of shit, and with the low production costs...

      (It won't work, but that's their dream.)

    12. Re:There will still be reruns in a few years by gstoddart · · Score: 3, Insightful
      It hasn't been a crappy show for quite a few episodes now. They had a change of writers in this beginning of this season and it got a lot better.

      But the first episodes were so appalingly bad (to me and others I'm sure) that sticking around in the hopes that it would stop sucking was just too high of a price to pay.

      The show simply never engaged me or made me care about it. Stopping sucking just before getting cancelled is not the right time.
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    13. Re:There will still be reruns in a few years by Jonny_eh · · Score: 1

      "I'm not dead yet! I'm feeling better!"

    14. Re:There will still be reruns in a few years by epiphani · · Score: 4, Insightful

      If you look at the quality of TNG between seasons 2 and 5 (after the actors and writers had found the characters, and before Gene died) - you'll see what good trek really should be.

      The episodes often had some level of allegory, had rich character personality and generally good plots. The character development wasnt really -bad- after season 5, but the episodes lost alot of the allegory or idealism that Gene brought to the show.

      I remember watching the special features on the DVD for season 2 (I think) and there was mention of Gene's common statements of "In the 24th century, X doesnt happen". Because we as a society were supposed to have grown out of it.

      The idealism - the pure hope and character strength slowly evaporated. It became people exactly like we are today, with all the same failings as if society hadnt progressed at all, and only the technology was different. I think the latter half of DS9 demonstrates this the most.

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    15. Re:There will still be reruns in a few years by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "TNG between seasons 2 and 5 (after the actors and writers had found the characters, and before Gene died)"

      Your facts are incorrect. Berman was in total control of the series by the start of the season 3. He, along with his writing staff (almost all of whom are now showrunners or producers), created the great seasons of TNG that set new standards for Sci-Fi on television.

    16. Re:There will still be reruns in a few years by drinkypoo · · Score: 2, Interesting
      you must have a fetish for some of the chicks on voyager. every episode of that show that I've seen was lame. I watched it to get a sci-fi fix, not because it was trek, or because it was good.

      On the other hand, I thought the last season of enterprise was great. I really appreciate how they explore the darker side of human nature as opposed to TNG where the whole crew of the entireprise is a bunch of fucking supermen that never have a negative impulse unless they're under alien control.

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    17. Re:There will still be reruns in a few years by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      the franchise has clearly run out of creative juices

      No, the people controlling the franchise ran out of creative juices. Hand the show off to somebody else who doesn't have a time travel fetish and see what can happen.

      Leave time travel to Doctor Who.

      When the show does come back, if it's the same people with the same attitudes, "imagination", etc., we're going to see the same crap. It might do better because people will have had a break from it, but it won't necessarily be a better show.

      Probably the only time travel Star Trek I liked was First Contact.

      Can Berman make an episode of Star Trek and not pull shit out of his ass and call it time travel?

    18. Re:There will still be reruns in a few years by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree that TNG was awesome. I also liked the latter years of DS9 (except for ferengi episodes). Voyager was terrible, most of the acting, the stories and above all, for ruining the impact of the Borg. The Borg was one of the greatest villans of all time, and they ruined them in Voyager, because the writers couldn't come up with anything unique of their own. They beat them to death and misused them. I haven't watched Enterprise, tried a couple of episodes and never finished them. I wasn't really into the setting.

      I have a suggestion for them: take the time and spend it on writing and design. Go for quality. Make a great story unfolding in the background. Develop really interesting, complex characters. Make each episode fit into a larger story, but also make it stand alone. And when it's ready, then start producing it. Not before. Not as a money grab. Make it edgy. Make it a struggle. Add some political intrigue. Pull out off the stops on the concept and writing, and the rest is easy.

      Sure, the actors will eventually have to tweak things a bit, but to me, (one of) the problem(s, there are many) with the vast majority of TV these days is the schedule and having to come up with X number of shows to fill the network requirements. And being creative to a schedule definitely takes its toll.

      And stop the stupid time travelling/alternate dimension crap. It's a dumb device. Once in a while it can be used effectively, but it was was overused in all the series.

      And if they make another movie, I hope they put more of a story into it. I find it strange that most of the 2 part shows had more involved stories than the movies. Make it at LEAST 2.5 hours, maybe 3.

      Here's hoping...

    19. Re:There will still be reruns in a few years by FidelCatsro · · Score: 1

      Um i was actualy meaning that the best eppisode of enterprise was only as good as voyager and i really didnt like that a whole lot;) Though seven of nine was fairly snazzy

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    20. Re:There will still be reruns in a few years by Robotron23 · · Score: 0

      Thats absolutely correct.

      Ultimately, for Trek to return to this, we'd need another Gene Roddenberry. A team of hired writers with his exact same ideologies and philosophical tendancies can never produce unique and frankly the beautiful shows that were present in TNG.

      For example, the episode when... (spoilers herein) .....

      Picard fell in love with a transferred commander, and begin playing music with her, finding that it was simply an exuberant and joyous experience, the love "scenes" were subtle and almost old fashioned (in the classic films sense), and the episode as a whole focused on the sheer beauty of music, something most never even pay a thought to. Its impossible to imagine an episode like that today in Trek, in any show really, and it seemed it was the atmosphere that brought it to that point.

    21. Re:There will still be reruns in a few years by StarKruzr · · Score: 1

      Well which one was the best, then? Certainly not TOS, which with some notable exceptions (City on the Edge of Forever, Balance of Terror) had some terrible writing and direction.

      Probably TNG, followed up closely by (in my opinion) DS9 and Enterprise. Then TOS, then that abomination Voyager. How ST:VOY lasted as long as it did is completely beyond me.

      However, you need to look at Enterprise for what it is: a depiction of a proto-Federation, with a proto-Starfleet. Archer is a blowhard because ALL space captains at this time are blowhards; hell, clearly the blowhard syndrome doesn't wear off well into the 24th century.

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    22. Re:There will still be reruns in a few years by mink · · Score: 1

      "No, the people controlling the franchise ran out of creative juices. Hand the show off to somebody else who doesn't have a time travel fetish and see what can happen."

      They did that in the 4th season.

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  8. Im loving the beginning of the end.... by seanvaandering · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I have to admit though that the show in the last 4 episodes here are keeping me right on the edge of my seat. Even the different opening and "The Alliance" theme was just awesome to watch. yes the "alternate universe and timelines" plot is old, but to see it played out on Enterprise is awesome. Not to mention Jolene looks great in that alliance outfit - NICE!

    1. Re:Im loving the beginning of the end.... by AtariDatacenter · · Score: 1

      > yes the "alternate universe and timelines" plot is old

      Seriously. We're watching an episode arc of spin-off at an earlier time of a classic science fiction show, where they portray an alternate of that universe and cross it with a completely different timeline.

      Actually, they've gotten enough experience with it that they may end up doing these last four episodes pretty darn right. But it is a bit too late.

    2. Re:Im loving the beginning of the end.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was saying to friends earlier today while watching the latest episode that they should create a spin off series set in the mirror universe, but with the non-mirror-universe crew on the Defiant somehow. That would be messed up enough to be quite interesting for about five minutes before the novelty wore off. ;)

    3. Re:Im loving the beginning of the end.... by Cylix · · Score: 3, Interesting

      So I work in the broadcat industry and every once in a while I find something that makes me go "oh shit."

      So I watching the begining of "the empire/enterprise" and I see the meeting with zepharym? cochran. I'm thinking... oh shit... someone is playing the movie... were going to get a severe beating... wtf. I'm kinda glued to the screen kinda wondering how bad this is going to go down and then try to recall who would have made this mistake in the control room.

      Then of course they shoot the vulcan... I was so completely relieved.

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    4. Re:Im loving the beginning of the end.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just seen Jolene today man she is not half way as attractive in person as she is on TV. The wonders of good lightening and lots of makeup I shouldn't guess. She could do with a good meal (perhaps several) and she has an expression of someone recently hit in the face with a wet trout.

    5. Re:Im loving the beginning of the end.... by Saeger · · Score: 2, Interesting

      You have to be kidding. These last few "evil" alternative universe episodes have been almost unbearable for me to watch because of the bad "I-have-an-angry-villain-voice" acting.

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    6. Re:Im loving the beginning of the end.... by ShyGuy91284 · · Score: 1

      The first "evil Enterprise" episode was good, and I was hoping the second episode would tie it into the normal series, and prove a reason for why they did it. But it didn't. In my opinion, it was a waste of the last few episodes. Hell, they could have been crammed into one episode if they tried, and had an extra episode to spare......

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    7. Re:Im loving the beginning of the end.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm gonna have to disagree. The last two episodes in the alternate dimension were a bit too much "wink, wink, nudge, nudge" for my tastes. All they did was film a typical episode of Enterprise on a new set. It wasn't really any substancial change at all. All the tie-ins to TOS -- from Archer wearing Kirk's old uniform to a CGI Gorn -- were just window dressing. The only thing that was interesting about those two episodes was that Hoshi played a much bigger role. The problems with Enterprise go far beyond the opening theme song and what ship they are on.

      The fact that you threw in a comment about Jolene's outfit just goes to prove you aren't a real Trekker. You are exactly the easily-entertained demographic UPN has been targeting this entire time.

    8. Re:Im loving the beginning of the end.... by seanvaandering · · Score: 1

      The only thing that was interesting about those two episodes was that Hoshi played a much bigger role.

      Laff, what role was that? Sex Kitten of the 21st century? The only thing she kept doing was making out with whoever was in command, maybe we need a new TrekPorn website to honor this new role... ;)

    9. Re:Im loving the beginning of the end.... by drawfour · · Score: 1

      There's a different opening to it? I wouldn't know... I fast-forward through it since I record it on my TiVo...

      :)

    10. Re:Im loving the beginning of the end.... by slavetrade55 · · Score: 1

      I'm sick of people bitching about all the sex shit in Enterprise. You people must have forgotten about all those aliens Kirk got with. Half TOS was about Kirk screwing green chicks or romulan captains, fellow crew members etc. They even filmed chicks through lenses smeared with vasaline to make them look 'softer'. Yeah, sex definitely wasn't on the mind of trek-makers back then.

      Seriously, not a damn thing has changed. Just more belly buttons.

    11. Re:Im loving the beginning of the end.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Only Archer acted that way, I thought everyone else did a decent job. The problem I had was with Hoshi, who was never a sex symbol before but was screwing her way through half the crew.

    12. Re:Im loving the beginning of the end.... by The+One+and+Only · · Score: 1

      The problem I had was with Hoshi, who was never a sex symbol before but was screwing her way through half the crew.

      It's the mirror universe, I think that's the point. Besides, this is the producer's way of apologizing for making T'Pol the main sex symbol when Hoshi is so much more attractive.

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    13. Re:Im loving the beginning of the end.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The difference is that when Kirk slept with an alien chick, it advanced the plot. In Enterprise, it looks more like the director put it in to stall for time. This is what people are complaining about.

      I like gratuitous booty as much as the next guy, but when I watch Star Trek, I expect a story with an interesting moral dilemma that can be explored without all of the constraints of our time. The booty is a bonus -- but not the point. Making it the point makes the show a lot less thought-provoking.

    14. Re:Im loving the beginning of the end.... by DavidTC · · Score: 1
      Hey, if they're going out, I thought it was nice they at least showed us what Tolians and Gorn actually looked like. Gorns, IIRC, had crappy costumes, and the most of a Tolian we've seen is that wall thingy in Quarks and a face on a monitor.

      The first time I watched, I was annoyed the Tolian web was so quick, and then I realized that these Tolians apparently steal from the 'real' universe's future.

      These entire season has been 'trying up loose ends in the Trek universe'. Not only ones like 'What's with the Klingons' faces?', but the really obscure ones like 'When the USS Defiant got pushed out of the universe in TOS by the Tolians, where'd it go?', which is so obscure even die-hand fans probably forgot about it.

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    15. Re:Im loving the beginning of the end.... by unitron · · Score: 1
      " So I work in the broadcat industry..."

      Everytime something goes wrong (like you're at home and the lights flicker) do you automatically look at your watch so that you can note the time on the program and/or transmitter log(s)?

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    16. Re:Im loving the beginning of the end.... by unitron · · Score: 1
      "...the really obscure ones like 'When the USS Defiant got pushed out of the universe in TOS by the Tolians, where'd it go?', which is so obscure even die-hand fans probably forgot about it."

      Don't know if it was co-incidence or enemy action, but a few days before and a few days after the airing of the ST:Enterprise "mirror, pt 1" the Sci-Fi channel aired the ST:TOS "Tholian Web" episode.

      Or maybe Sci-Fi airs that episode a couple of times every week and I just happened to be channel surfing at the right time.

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    17. Re:Im loving the beginning of the end.... by DavidTC · · Score: 1
      I rewatched The Tolian Web after Enterprise and realized it tied up more loose ends than I thought. (I also realized they went to a hell of a lot of trouble to put the corpses in exactly the right place, which was a nice touch.)

      Despite the implications in the TOS episode, we never did figure out what was going on with that area of space, and it honestly actually looks like the Tolians had no idea what's going either. (Remember, they had just annexed that part of space.)

      People see them being jerks, and trying to destroy the Enterprise, and assume they did the whole thing, but there's no actual reason for them to be making people go crazy and throwing things out of the universe. It seems like they had no idea anything at all was wrong there.

      Granted, we still don't know if the alternate universe Tolians were actually delibrately stealing from another universe's future (Which, paradox-wise, seems a bit safer than stealing from your own.), or if the Defiant ended up there by accident.

      Now, the real question is: Does the fact that everyone in the evil universe is amoral have anything to do with the murderous rages the area of space that connected to that universe sent people into? Is that just a weird coincidence, or is there something inherit in the fabric of that universe that makes people into murderous sociopaths? (Although, presumably, if you were born there, you stop trying to throttle everyone to death by the time you're two, or no one would get anything done.)

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  9. Theme by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm probably the only one who actually liked the theme (I'll only admit to it anonymously). Too bad they ruined it in season 2 or 3 by replacing it with a country-inspired version.

    1. Re:Theme by slavetrade55 · · Score: 1

      Bingo. I liked the original one a lot. And the one from the last two "alternate universe" episodes.

    2. Re:Theme by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The one from the mirror episodes are awesome. I bet it skyrocketed Enterprises rating.

    3. Re:Theme by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah that and the bare middrifs of the female cast (who knew hoshi had such a smokin' body??)

  10. Or perhaps the ratings dropped... by techmuse · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Or perhaps the ratings dropped... because they decided to replace strong plots and good character development with gratuitious sexual situations in order to attract UPN's 18-25 year old male target audience. Or perhaps they relied too much on time travel stories, which have become rather cliche in Trek of late. Or perhaps not calling it Star Trek for two years didn't help? Or perhaps the really BAD theme music for Enterprise? Or the tortured script of Nemesis, which was an obvious attempt to combine the elements of the higher rating treks into a new movie? Or Berman and Braga not understanding what Trek audiences really like?

    Just a thought...

    1. Re:Or perhaps the ratings dropped... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or Star Trek fanboys FINALLY growing up...?

    2. Re:Or perhaps the ratings dropped... by still-a-geek · · Score: 1

      I totally agree with your comments. I also want to add that, at least in Chicago, UPN decided to put Enterprise on Friday's at 7pm. I believe this totally killed the show over here because most people are out relaxing at the bars and restaurants after a long week of work. I would like to bitch-slap the marketing genious (and anyone else involved) who thought Friday's at 7pm was a good idea in Chicago (pardon my language).

      Vince

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    3. Re:Or perhaps the ratings dropped... by mikael · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Or perhaps the ratings dropped...

      because they decided to replace strong plots and good character development with gratuitious sexual situations in order to attract UPN's 18-25 year old male target audience.


      Definitely.

      Or perhaps they relied too much on time travel stories, which have become rather cliche in Trek of late.

      More than likely. For a Sci-Fi series to become popular, it has to explore current political issues. Star Trek explored the Cold War through the battle between Earth and the Klingon empire. ST:TNG achieved this by exploring the topics of discussion: can intelligent machines really be considered life, the drugs war/international trade.

      Another problem is if you have two series exploring the same topic (Eg. Farscape and ST:Voyager both exploring the topic of a crew finding their way home).

      Or perhaps not calling it Star Trek for two years didn't help?

      Or perhaps the really BAD theme music for Enterprise?


      Audiences don't usually watch a Sci-Fi series just for the introduction sequence or title, but it is a good indicator of the amount of effort put into the program.

      Or the tortured script of Nemesis, which was an obvious attempt to combine the elements of the higher rating treks into a new movie?

      A movie is really a one off event that you might see once. Whether somebody will make the effort to watch the next episode of a series, is based on the previous two episodes.

      Or Berman and Braga not understanding what Trek audiences really like?


      Definitely.

      It's no use blaming the old reruns for poor ratings. Even for a series based purely on special effects, the special effects are constantly improving from month to month.

      As a comparison, UK Gold plays reruns of old Dr. Who episodes. The old series seems slow and clunky compared to the new series.

      The only problem now (unrelated to the series) is that the title sequence of every other program now seems to use SFX (eg. Sports programs also do the zoom-in sequence from Earth orbit to country/sky/clouds/city/street/sports field).

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    4. Re:Or perhaps the ratings dropped... by johnny_sas · · Score: 2, Informative

      "Or perhaps not calling it Star Trek for two years didn't help?"

      How do you figure that? The opening title clearly says "StarTrek: Enterprise"

    5. Re:Or perhaps the ratings dropped... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It was on Wednesday night here.

    6. Re:Or perhaps the ratings dropped... by Random832 · · Score: 1

      "Or perhaps not calling it Star Trek for two years didn't help?"

      How do you figure that? The opening title clearly says "StarTrek: Enterprise"


      sure, now it does

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    7. Re:Or perhaps the ratings dropped... by NaruVonWilkins · · Score: 1

      I do think Berman understands what Trek audiences like, but I think you're on the money with the rest. After Roddenberry passed away, remember, Berman led the last few seasons of TNG.

    8. Re:Or perhaps the ratings dropped... by monopole · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Don't underestimate a good opening sequence. A good opening sequence in Anime can estabilish much of the plotline and cast of chartacters while giving a sampler of the animation as well (consider the Sakura Wars TV opening sequence). A great opening sequence will close the deal without having seen anyting else (consider Coboy Bebop or Noir)

    9. Re:Or perhaps the ratings dropped... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Surely the geek demographic being targeted are the ones who can't get a date on Friday night.... :-)

    10. Re:Or perhaps the ratings dropped... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Have you looked at women lately? Surely it doesn't take a high IQ to figure it out or who to actually blame. LOL

      On the lighter side of things, a 24 year-old woman convicted has been of sexually assaulting a 31 year-old man. One small step for man, one giant leap for mankind. Who knows maybe women will have to stop hating what they fuck and fucking what they hate. Maybe even develop their own personality instead of the crap media been shovelling down our throats the last three decades.

    11. Re:Or perhaps the ratings dropped... by zymano · · Score: 1

      And the original Trek never had any 'love or sex' ?

      Thats all it had. And it worked.

      The problem with this series is that it's like all the other 'crummy' Treks other than Next Generation . They weren't directed well with a good vision.

      All treks should use the star trek orginal movie as a starting point.

      Bring back SPOCK, KIRK, SULU, OHURU(any hot black chick in miniskirt!).

    12. Re:Or perhaps the ratings dropped... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm sick of time travel being used as a generic, lame plot generating, sci-fi writer's tool. We get to show this cool disaster happen to the good guys, a seemingly hopeless future, but wait we can find a way to time travel through this bad alien technology that we captured but for some reason the aliens never used it to own everyone in the universe and then the good guys save the day, and funny small changes have happened to the time line like the the non-alien bad guy that tried to sell out humanity is a garbage man instead of a richguy! When your story makes me picture people saying "no! we need more explosions!" at the expense of losing all believability you have failed in my book.

    13. Re:Or perhaps the ratings dropped... by master_p · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The greatest opening theme ever is of course Star Blazer's one. It really shows what the series is about.

      Robotech's opening theme is also a great one, again setting the tone for what is to follow.

      Generally, an epic quest needs a symphonic soundtrack.

    14. Re:Or perhaps the ratings dropped... by gozar · · Score: 1
      How do you figure that? The opening title clearly says "StarTrek: Enterprise"

      The first two seasons the show was called simply "Enterprise". The reasoning was that they wanted to expand their audience beyond Star Trek. When that wasn't working, they added Star Trek to the title.

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    15. Re:Or perhaps the ratings dropped... by Alpha_Traveller · · Score: 1

      Is there such a thing as a good opening sequence in Anime?

      No really.

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    16. Re:Or perhaps the ratings dropped... by mbauser2 · · Score: 1
      The first two seasons the show was called simply "Enterprise". The reasoning was that they wanted to expand their audience beyond Star Trek.


      You know, I've always thought that reasoning was the first sign that Enterprise's producers had no idea what they were doing. Who did they think they were going to fool?

      The entire first episode was filled with Vulcans and Klingons! You don't kneed to be a Trekkie to know that Vulcans + Klingons = Star Trek. You just need to have been born in America. Jeez.

      Of course, adding "Star Trek" to the title two years later was proof that producers were still idiots, because it means they still thought they were fooling people by leaving the words out. Jeez.
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    17. Re:Or perhaps the ratings dropped... by mink · · Score: 1

      A good one most people dont notice is the OP to the OAV series Magic Users Club (Maho Tsukai Tai). IT shows the "Bell" arriving and tearing things up the basis for the universe the story takes place in.
      Once thing a lot of people are puzzled by is why the opening has no audio for about 30 seconds, just shots of it taking out Earth orbital defenses and some other stuff. Then it hits the atmosphere and we get sound as air based attacks completely fail.

      Everyone raves over Firefly for getting space right, I thought it was kick ass that what boils down to a magical girl show (parody) bothered to do space right for the brief time it was shown.

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  11. They're convinced, eh? by willith · · Score: 4, Funny
    They are convinced the ratings dropped due to the show competing against other Trek re-runs.

    voice type="Haley Joel Osment"

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  12. Re: drop by erikdalen · · Score: 1
    That, and the stupid Enterprise theme song they would never apolgize for.

    At least they changed it to something better in the last two episodes :)

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  13. Re: drop by epiphani · · Score: 2

    If they want a show to compete against other trek reruns, then give us something we WANT TO WATCH other than what we've already seen dozens of times. It says something about the quality of the show if you think that people would rather watch TNG (which I would) than this Enterprise crap. Voyager was better than this.

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  14. But doesn't that mean... by sdmartin101 · · Score: 4, Insightful
    They are convinced the ratings dropped due to the show competing against other Trek re-runs.
    But, if the fans would rather watch the other series, doesn't that mean that the fans think the other series are *better* than Enterprise?
  15. For those about to have a heart attack... by MXK · · Score: 0

    Never fear... alt.binaries.startrek is here!

  16. Wow by TiredGamer · · Score: 2, Insightful
    They are convinced the ratings dropped due to the show competing against other Trek re-runs.

    If Enterprise was offed due to TOS, TNG, DS9, and VOY reruns, how the hell is any other future series going to make it? Paramount isn't going to just pull those 4 moneymakers off the market.

    Let's try: "this show sucked bad, but we just don't have the cajones to admit we failed Gene Roddenberry (again)."

    Seriously, did they clone Bill Gates and Steve Jobs so as to hide within their own Reality Distortion Field and sling piles of FUD at the fans? Brannon Braga wanted a baby of his own from the start, he got it, and fans said "hell no". End of story, have a nice day.

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    1. Re:Wow by -kertrats- · · Score: 1

      I'm a bit confused at the use of the term FUD. Explain what you mean by that, because I don't see how they're making people lose trust in other Star Trek series in order to make people stay with Enterprise.

      Or is it just that you don't actually know what the word means.

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    2. Re:Wow by TiredGamer · · Score: 1

      Berman and Braga went out of their way to portray Enterprise as a godsend to the franchise by going back to basics and throwing out all the gunk that had built up. Very much like trying to convince people to upgrade to Windows LGXP2010 by deriding prior series. The current attitude is the same: it wasn't their fault they made a crap series, it was the fans that abandoned it for older stuff.

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  17. Re: drop by AtariDatacenter · · Score: 4, Funny

    That, and the stupid Enterprise theme song they would never apolgize for.

    I consider their changing it for a parallel universe to be an apology.

  18. re-runs by BibelBiber · · Score: 2, Insightful

    if they dont bring anything new the stations will certainly bring re-runs which is probably much worse...

  19. It's been said many times, many ways... by base_chakra · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Star Trek Producers have finally agreed that Star Trek fans are oversaturated with the show, and are planning to provide a break. ... but after the moratorium, what we want are new producers.

  20. Ultimate Sci-Fi Block by StarWreck · · Score: 1

    What will I do without my 4-Hour Sci-Fi block every Friday?!?!??!?!? I don't think I can live with only 3 hours. 8:00pm - Star Trek: Enterprise 9:00pm - Stargate: Atlantis 10:00pm - Battlestar Galactica 11:00pm - Stargate SG-1

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    1. Re:Ultimate Sci-Fi Block by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Convince Sci-Fi to rerun Babylon 5?

  21. While a break might be good by dmouritsendk · · Score: 2, Insightful

    They should remember that no matter how long they wait, a new 'Trek' as bad as enterprise won't get good ratings eigther.

    I would much rather re-watch a episode of the original series, TNG or DS9 than a brand new episode of Enterprise. Which says more about Enterprise than it does about any of the older series.

    They simply need to do better than enterprise, otherwise a break will have no effect on ratings.

  22. I'd gladly accept a bad Star Trek series... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    over the reality crap that permeates TV today. And while they're at it rename the Discovery Channel the motorcycle channel.

    And lets talk about branding you silly media companies... The 6 minutes of ad time are gone... poof... My tivo guarantees that I'll never watch them. A friend just bought a new house and I was surprised to find that his cable provider includes a DVR in the standard package.

    We won't watch these stupid ads, they are ANNOYING... Start thinking 3 dimensionally--If a TV show begins to become interactive like a webpage, (ie: Hyperlinks to elements of interest in the show) I would be much more inclined to look at ads--willingly.

    I'm really not against advertisements, but I want them on my terms.

    1. Re:I'd gladly accept a bad Star Trek series... by TheGavster · · Score: 1

      All TiVo has done is move the ads into the shows. Particularly irritating is watching a movie like Hunt for Red October where key pieces of dialog are subtitled, and having an ad consume the bottom third of the screen. The transparent network logo in the corner has become a high-saturation animated extravaganza.

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    2. Re:I'd gladly accept a bad Star Trek series... by Dachannien · · Score: 1

      You forgot the ones that make noises. Like during the height of last year's baseball season, TBS ran in-show ads that include the sound of a bat hitting a baseball, followed by the baseball smashing into your TV screen and making a bunch of racket.

      God forbid we'd actually want to hear any dialogue over all that crap.

      But honestly, I doubt that TV ads would be nearly as intrusive if it weren't for the Internet, which convinced advertising execs that people actually like clicking on gigantic popups. All we're seeing is the equivalent of popup ads on TV.

  23. Trek Needs a break? by zanzibuz · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I am tired of hearing this "trek needs a break" comment from the producers of Star Trek. Trek does NOT need a break for the reasons the producers say! What it needs is good writing. It needs to break itself away from being a action-oriented series where every episode is predictable. All of those episodes are nothing more than an old western gunfight redressed with new technology. Its all been done before.

    The reason why nobody was watching Enterprise was that there was real reason to watch it. The writing was okay at best. It seemed like there were too many episodes that were created to titilate, and not enough episodes to provoke thought. We need to have some depth in the characters. In Enterprise, there is only depth in T'pol and Tucker. I have found their relationship to be one of the hilights of the series. OTOH, there is the pilot Mayweather who is still on the opening credits, but hasnt had any significant development since the first season. Why do you have a character in the spotlight, yet give us nothing intriguing about him?

    What we need is another DS9. That series was great in that it had continuity. The characters actually *gasp* changed over the few years! I find it sad that we know more about Garak, a plain simple tailor, than we do Jonathan Archer. Or Will Riker.

    I will welcome a new Trek series with open arms, IF they can provide character development worthy of my time.

    1. Re:Trek Needs a break? by ElectricOkra · · Score: 1

      All of those episodes are nothing more than an old western gunfight redressed with new technology. Its all been done before.

      Isn't that pretty close to how Roddenberry described TOS when he called it 'Wagontrain to the stars'..?

      It was always supposed to be a shown as a pioneer-like, fighting-to-survive kind of show.

      I guess maybe that's why I actually liked Voyager... /end-of-geek-credibility

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    2. Re:Trek Needs a break? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the fact we know so much about Garek indicates he was a little more then just a tailor ;)
      Otherwise he wouldnt be that interesting.

    3. Re:Trek Needs a break? by the_2nd_coming · · Score: 1

      Blah.. had Rodenberry not died we would have seen the fall of the federation in DS9 and then we would have see andrameda.. a post federation adventure.. that is interesting work... not garbage like voyager.

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    4. Re:Trek Needs a break? by Scrameustache · · Score: 4, Funny

      I am tired of hearing this "trek needs a break"

      Me too, what Trek needs is for Rick Berman to die.
      Seriously, die. Because he's got too much power and money to let go, and HE'S killing it softly, with sucking.

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    5. Re:Trek Needs a break? by ApewithGun · · Score: 2, Insightful

      >>>>I am tired of hearing this "trek needs a break" comment from the producers of Star Trek.

      Amen to that.

      The 4th season of Enterprise can hold its own with just about any other Trek. The problem is that no one was still around to watch it.

      >>>>They are convinced the ratings dropped due to the show competing against other Trek re-runs.

      They may have a point here. The reruns showed how good Trek can be and it showed how bad their 1st three seasons of Enterprise were.

      >>>>This does not mean they wont bring something new to the screen; they will just wait a few years.

      Why bother. As long as this production team is in charge Star Trek will continue its decline. The only question is if the "suits" let it decline beyond recovery?

    6. Re:Trek Needs a break? by DirePickle · · Score: 1

      Character development! Pshaw!

      What we need are more fist-fights, green-skinned babes, and torn shirts!

    7. Re:Trek Needs a break? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I find it sad that we know more about Garak, a plain simple tailor, than we do Jonathan Archer."

      Then again, Garak is a bit more than a "plain simple tailor" :). My fave character in DS9 btw.

    8. Re:Trek Needs a break? by Chris+Burke · · Score: 5, Funny

      the fact we know so much about Garek indicates he was a little more then just a tailor ;)
      Otherwise he wouldnt be that interesting.


      No way, that was the most interesting part about him!

      Don't you remember that episode where Garek came up with a revolutionary way of sewing the seams on the pants of Cardassian uniforms? And then Kiera was all like "We can't have a new method of sewing Cardassian pants come from a Federation space station!" and Cisco was like "It will be good for diplomacy, so I'll let Garek market his new pants" and Odo was like "My people don't wear pants". Then it turned out that what Kiera was really worried about was that Garek's new seam technology would stop the Cardassians' pants from splitting in the midst of battle, which is how Kiera's people had won most of their battles. Then her shuttle gets hijacked by some rogue Cardassians, and they're wearing the new pants! But she faces her fears and defeats them, in the process learning that courage and faith are more important than the seam of your pants.

      Best episode ever! I wish they had more tailoring episodes.

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    9. Re:Trek Needs a break? by DoorFrame · · Score: 3, Funny

      Is that really an episode? Or did you just make that up?

      If it's a real episode, it sounds GREAT. If not, you should be a writer.

    10. Re:Trek Needs a break? by nyekulturniy · · Score: 1

      Look, Berman had some good ideas, and he had more than his share of bad ideas; but at least he tried to move the show. I agree. It's time to rest the franchise for a decade or so, then revive it. Or time to let it rest, period.

      I'm an old first-gen Trekker, and I have loved the show, but I fear it and Star Wars killed science fiction as a written genre by choking the number of alternate choices. Personally, I would love to see a TV series set in H. Beam Piper's universe, were it not for the fact it would focus on Fuzzies too much. How about Methuselah's Children or Revolt in 2100 as mini-series?

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    11. Re:Trek Needs a break? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think you said it. I watched Enterprise for about the first 6-8 episodes. It was uncompelling, and I think they put it in conflict with something else I was watching, and that was that. I still haven't seen Nemesis either. I have fond memories of original and ST:TnG (and to a lesser degree, DS9). When I get one that pulls me in again, I'm on it. I still think good things about ST the brand and it's enough to get me to watch a show and give it a try, but not enough to compel me to stay with it.

    12. Re:Trek Needs a break? by Chris+Burke · · Score: 3, Funny

      Is that really an episode? Or did you just make that up?

      A little of both. I wrote it, and it was almost an episode, but it got rejected, probably because of all the "I'd like to get into your pants" jokes that I refused to remove.

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    13. Re:Trek Needs a break? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      NERD ALERT

      Sisko, not Cisco
      Kira, nor Kiera

      DS9 is not a Federation station, but is Cardassian-built and under the control of Bajor, who asked the Federation to operate it.

      And Garak is far more than an ordinary tailor, in fact a former operative for the Obsidian Order.

    14. Re:Trek Needs a break? by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      Sisko, not Cisco

      So, are some of the nerd points I lose by mispelling a Star Trek character's name regained by using the name of a networking hardware company, I hope?

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    15. Re:Trek Needs a break? by DoorFrame · · Score: 1

      Do you still have it? You've got to put it online? Please? I'd love to read it.

    16. Re:Trek Needs a break? by Scrameustache · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Look, Berman had some good ideas, and he had more than his share of bad ideas; but at least he tried to move the show.

      "More T&A" is the only "good" idea he's ever had.
      The constant decline of quality in Trek correspond to his rise in power over the show's content and format. Some good stuff has happened due to talented underlings, but he's been negating their input gradually, up to the point of Enterprise season one and two: EXACTLY what he described as his vision for a "better" star trek in interviws in the early 90's.

      He HAS moved the show: To the brink.

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    17. Re:Trek Needs a break? by Professor_UNIX · · Score: 1
      Why do you have a character in the spotlight, yet give us nothing intriguing about him?

      Well, not to sound too harsh, but it's because they needed a black guy in the main cast. All the other Treks had it: Uhura, Worf/Geordi, Sisko, Tuvok, and... the black pilot guy on Enterprise. I don't know if there's a reason they MUST have a black man in the cast othe than to not appear racist, but he certainly didn't seem to fit into the series at all and seemed like an afterthought that someone came up with... "Hey, don't we need a black guy too?" On the other hand, Uhura, Worf, Geordi, Sisko, and Tuvok were all pretty main characters that you couldn't do the show without. If Mayweather disappeared nobody would even notice.

    18. Re:Trek Needs a break? by istewart · · Score: 1

      And then the writers glanced at the production bible real quick to double check the spelling of the characters' names, and said to themselves, "oh shi..."

      TO BE CONTINUED

    19. Re:Trek Needs a break? by unitron · · Score: 1
      "It's time to rest the franchise for a decade or so, then revive it. Or time to let it rest, period."

      I don't have lots of spare decades left. I want a new Star Trek show that's better than all the previous shows put together and I want it NOW!

      I also want "Coronet Blue", "Magnus, Robot Fighter", and "Total War" to come back so I can see how they turn out, too.

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    20. Re:Trek Needs a break? by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      Just in case I really did get your hopes up, I should let you know that I totally made all of that up. :)

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    21. Re:Trek Needs a break? by mink · · Score: 1

      They did try early on. I liked the bit with him looking for the pointin the ship where gravity flipped. Also I think if you paid attention to the development and background you did get, he was an inturesting person.
      I tihnk had we gotten a few more seasons and the quality was still of season four ther may have been some episodes he got more use in.

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  24. Reruns are the problem? Not likely. by fuchsiawonder · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Not even! The reason people didn't watch is because the writers kept doing stupid things like using the Borg, Nazis, and time travel. All these alien races to have first contact with, and a damn Borg cube shows up on screen.

    Oh yeah, the opening theme was substandard too.

  25. they don't need to get rid of it... by jimfinity · · Score: 1

    they certainly don't need to get rid of star trek...they just need to make it GOOD again people would still watch the new battlestar galactica no matter how much sci-fi stuff they ran at the exact same time on other channels. why? because it's GOOD.

  26. Re: drop by bsharitt · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Being on UPN probably didn't help much either.

  27. Star Trek linked to pedophilia? by ratsnapple+tea · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I found this posted originally to another article and modded flamebait, but I think it raises issues pertinent to Star Trek and which should concern all Star Trek fans.

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    This has very little to do with the article, but a few days ago the L.A. Times published an article regarding the Toronto Sex Crimes Unit that focused on their fight against child pornography ("Sifting Clues to an Unsmiling Girl"). They are the law enforcement organization that photoshopped the victims out of child porn photos in order to get the public's assistance in identifying the backgrounds (it worked). In any case, the article had this amazing claim:

    On one wall is a "Star Trek" poster with investigators' faces substituted for the Starship Enterprise crew. But even that alludes to a dark fact of their work: All but one of the offenders they have arrested in the last four years was a hard-core Trekkie.

    Wow. All but one in four years. Seemed rather unlikely to me.

    So, I called the Child Exploitation Section of the Toronto Sex Crimes Unit and spoke to Det. Ian Lamond, who was familiar with the Times article.

    He claims they were misquoted, or if that figure was given it was done so jokingly. Of course, even if the figure was given jokingly, shouldn't the Times reporter have clarified something that seems rather odd? Shouldn't her editors have questioned her sources?

    Nevertheless, Det. Lamond does confirm that a majority of those arrested show "at least a passing interest in Star Trek, if not a strong interest." They've arrested well over one hundred people over the past four years and they can gauge this interest in Star Trek by the arrestees' "paraphenalia, books, videotapes and DVDs."

    Det. Constable Warren Bulmer slips on a Klingon sash and shield they confiscated in a recent raid. "It has something to do with a fantasy world where mutants and monsters have power and where the usual rules don't apply," Bulmer reflects. "But beyond that, I can't really explain it."

    I asked Det. Lamond if this wasn't simply a general interest in science fiction and fantasy, such as Star Wars or Harry Potter or similar.

    Paraphrasing his answer, he said, while there was sometimes other science fiction and fantasy paraphenalia, Star Trek was the most consistent and when he referred to a majority of the arrestees being Star Trek fans, it was Star Trek-specific.

    1. Re:Star Trek linked to pedophilia? by Quasar1999 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'm sure a majority, if not all, of these same people use the internet... that doesn't mean much... they're sick individuals that need help... doesn't matter what they watch...

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    2. Re:Star Trek linked to pedophilia? by ratsnapple+tea · · Score: 1

      Hey, I don't think it's right that the parent was modded troll. Just because a comment exposes something you'd rather not confront is NOT grounds for downmodding.

    3. Re:Star Trek linked to pedophilia? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dude you just responded to an old troll , it reposted alot .
      GNAA work by the looks of it (Rather poor attempts to catch out those with a passion who may be blindsighted)
      Come on GNAA new material and a new vector please , your running out of steam .

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    4. Re:Star Trek linked to pedophilia? by wfberg · · Score: 1

      The cops are probably just confusing people who wear pajamas all day (e.g. Michael Jackson?) with Trekkies..

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    5. Re:Star Trek linked to pedophilia? by ratsnapple+tea · · Score: 1

      It's not an "old troll"... the L.A. Times article was written just a few days ago. See here: http://www.latimes.com/news/nationworld/world/la-f g-photo27apr27.story

    6. Re:Star Trek linked to pedophilia? by kalidasa · · Score: 1

      Post hoc ergo propter hoc. I'll bet the majority of them also eat Doritos. Does that mean Doritos turns people into pedophiles?

    7. Re:Star Trek linked to pedophilia? by mink · · Score: 1

      So now sci-fi and fantasy films/tv series are child porn "paraphenalia", this is like when the fucktards down here said bottled water was drug paraphenalia.

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  28. MOD PARENT UP, Funny by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't think he was trying to be flamebait...

  29. Re:IMPORTANT ... Read in. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    You == Idiot && You != funny

  30. Not over saturation by christurkel · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Maybe it just plain sucked. Not all of it, and I'm not bashing the actors involved but the writing and plots...who wants to watch that kind of garbage?

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    1. Re:Not over saturation by vegaspctech · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Isn't that funny? Of all the possible answers to the question why is the show doing so poorly the producers glossed right over the most obvious answer, that they had been doing a lousy job.

      Personally, I enjoyed the show, not because it had anything truly inspired or original, but because it had Jolene Blalock, a good cast, Jolene Blalock, visually-pleasing special effects and Jolene Blalock. But if you ask me, the reason it didn't do well is that the producers served up a bunch of reheated leftovers. STTNG gave us some new bits with The Q and The Borg, and even the generally uninspired, Jeri-Ryan-carried Voyager delivered a little something new, but Enterprise boldly went where every Star Trek series had gone before. Yes, the franchise is tired, but on their end, now ours.

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  31. EVEN MORE IMPORTANT ... Read in. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Using words you don't understand is not recommended on Slashdot. In particular, please refrain from using "construction" instead of "construct" in common writing. It makes you look like a high school dropout loser.

  32. Blame Berman and Braga by GuyWhoPosts · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Leave it to the producers to blame anything or anyone but themselves! If they had some original IDEAS and good WRITING, Enterprise would be an enduring hit, and people would prefer it to reruns of the other series. They need people in charge who will think outside the cookie-cutter.

    1. Re:Blame Berman and Braga by the_2nd_coming · · Score: 1

      The sad thing is that this season has been the best and is on par with an average season of DS9(pre dominion wars) and NG.

      heh... seeing Hochi in that provocative attire in the alternate universe was cool :-)

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    2. Re:Blame Berman and Braga by GuyWhoPosts · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately they retooled the show after losing too much of their audience. I haven't watched an episiode in years.

    3. Re:Blame Berman and Braga by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Didnt you just blame it on the writters aswell .. the producers job is to finance and hire staff . They failed by hiring crapy writters

    4. Re:Blame Berman and Braga by the_2nd_coming · · Score: 1

      I did not watch it after half way through the second episode.. I hated Voyager and that second episode was NOTHING like the pilot.... more like a warmed over voyager.

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  33. Sounds like Microsoft's problem... by GrouchoMarx · · Score: 3, Insightful

    They are convinced the ratings dropped due to the show competing against other Trek re-runs.

    Gee, sounds like Microsoft's main problem; they're competing against Windows 98. :-)

    Seriously, though. Would you rather watch a classy show like TNG any night of the week, or watch a crappy show like Enterprise that is bad even by normal Sci-Fi standards to say nothing of Trek standards on Friday night? Put a bad show in the death slot and ratings go down. Put a good show in the death slot and ratings go down. That's why it's called the death slot. Duh.

    Enterprise's competition isn't reruns of old Trek, it's wanting to do something entertaining on a Friday night. :-)

    Wait about 3-4 years, then bring back the Enterprise Season 4 team (Manny Coto, the Reeves-Stevenses, etc.), and make sure that Berman and Braga are not permitted anywhere close to the sound stage, and you'll probably get a good show out of it.

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    1. Re:Sounds like Microsoft's problem... by Emericol · · Score: 1

      Captain: Target the head of that nail and hit it on the head! Trek Fan: That's a target that can't be missed. Berman and Braga (together): Ego the size of a planet, and we can't see this nail you are talking about.

  34. yay by loftling · · Score: 1

    I stopped watching all trek shows back a few weeks after Deep Space Nine started. I enjoyed my TNG and was thrilled when DSN started, but after a few weeks I realized that it was more of a chore to watch 2 whole hours of space story a week.

    Not every fan is a fanatic, not every trekker can recite facts about dilithium crystals- some of us just want to watch a good tv show.

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    1. Re:yay by One+Childish+N00b · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I stopped watching all trek shows back a few weeks after Deep Space Nine started.

      I was a huge fan of Deep Space Nine, I thought it was an utterly fantastic show. Granted, it had too many plot themes based around Quark and the like that nobody really cared about, and also stands guilty for having one of the biggest deus ex machinas in history by having the Prophets make the enemy war-fleet disappear into thin air, but it had some very good moments, especially in the later series when the Dominion plot arc really panned out - if you really did stop watching Trek altogether just a few weeks into DS9, you missed out on a very good show once they worked out the right balance between Space-Opera and Sci-Fi action, something TNG had from almost the very beginning and Voyager/Enterprise never quite managed to find.

      For the record, while I'd call myself a huge fan of Deep Space Nine, I'm only a casual fan of Trek in general - I couldn't recite facts about Dilithium crystals, but I could probably look them up in my DS9 Technical Manual that someone once bought for me ;-)

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    2. Re:yay by DavidTC · · Score: 1
      Hey, you're allowed a deus ex machinas if you actually have Gods on the series. ;)

      Anyway, they had a solution to that that didn't require the prophets...it was just to blow up the wormhole, though, and they couldn't do that for plot reasons.

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  35. Star Trek: Deep Space Babylon by WarPresident · · Score: 1

    They are convinced the ratings dropped due to the show competing against other Trek re-runs.

    So, they admit that the new show isn't as good as the shows produced between 4 and 40 years ago? We don't need a rest, we need new blood! Or we need another Babylon 5 to scare the crap out of Berman and Braga, which really improved DS9.

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    1. Re:Star Trek: Deep Space Babylon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or we need another Babylon 5 to scare the crap out of Berman and Braga, which really improved DS9.

      Do the words "rag-tag fleet" ring a bell?

      Battlestar Galactica is the new B5, but with better acting and less cheese.

    2. Re:Star Trek: Deep Space Babylon by AndroidCat · · Score: 1

      Or take the easy way out. How about CSI: Klingon?

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  36. Height of Hubris by the_Bionic_lemming · · Score: 1

    A good idea, An excellant cast, a solid fan base - All destroyed by two men that were too busy cranking out stupidity rather than listening to the hard core fans.

    Berman and Braga are the ren and stimpy of the television Industry. This little "Oversaturation" bit is just to aviod the two of them being the confessing to have single handedly destroyed the interest for a trek series on television.

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  37. They turned enterprise into a newt by SBGLinux · · Score: 1

    but it got better... Enterprise DESERVED to cancelled in the first two seasons, seasons 3 and 4 are actualy pretty good, but nobody is watching anymore.

    1. Re:They turned enterprise into a newt by khujifig · · Score: 0, Redundant

      "They turned enterprise into a newt "
      But it'll get better!

    2. Re:They turned enterprise into a newt by Narchie+Troll · · Score: 1

      The parent already made that joke, son. :-p

  38. One problem with Star Trek by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is that they make you sit through 2-3 seasons of crap stories and character development before they introduce the REAL threat that seems to last all the way up to the final episode.

    TNG, DS9, VOY & ENT all were slow & boring up until the 2nd or 3rd season. Production wise, It works if your a syndicated show, but not if your Network.

    So they can wait 10 years if they want, who cares. They''ll make the same mistakes.

  39. No Berman... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    No Berman, we're not tired of the franchise.
    We're tired of you.

    1. Re:No Berman... by WidescreenFreak · · Score: 1

      This is deserving of a "+5 On the Nose" if one existed.

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  40. Silly by Evro · · Score: 5, Interesting

    When Voyager came out it had to compete with DS9 new episodes as well as TNG and TOS reruns. But I guess it's foolish to expect them to say "yeah, Enterprise sucked, sorry." The whole premise of the show was stupid. Kirk's crew was supposed to be "the first" and Enterprise ruined all of that backstory time and time again. I remember when they were brainstorming ideas for the new show, one of them was like Star Fleet special ops or something, I felt sure they'd go with that since it really sounded interesting. I even said "Man, they'd never do a show that predated Kirk, the fans would throw a fit," but apparently they aren't that in-touch with their fanbase. Which I guess is logical, since Star Trek isn't that popular, and finding fans must be very difficult.

    ST: Nemesis was also a flaming pile of dung, rivalling Star Trek V in the crap department. No need to rehash the reasons that movie sucked. But suffice it to say that while oversaturation probably contributed to people being sick of the show, the quality of the content they're producing has gone down the tubes.

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    1. Re:Silly by Random832 · · Score: 1

      Kirk's crew was supposed to be "the first"
      The first what? there were clearly plenty of other starships out there by that time, and there are plenty of references to ships from a century or more in the past

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    2. Re:Silly by ari_j · · Score: 1

      If Voyager competing with DS9 is the logic you want to go with, and you think that Voyager was successful, then I think what you've just proven is that Enterprise was too good to succeed. Voyager sucked the goat-ass, man.

    3. Re:Silly by stuffisgood · · Score: 1

      That may be so, but it still didn't stop it getting seven seasons...

    4. Re:Silly by TodPunk · · Score: 1

      Are you serious? You really think Star Trek fans can be "oversaturated" with something Star Trek? I mean, have you even heard of the horrors of a Star Trek convention?

      If there's one thing that Enterprise has proven it is that it is the contrary that is true. There's simply not ENOUGH Star Trek to keep fans "saturated" to the point they wish to be. [insert obligatory joke about fans not having lives and needing Star Trek for validation or something]

      Honestly, if they'd just get some actual content up there, even if it weren't ON THE TV it would be huge with the fan-base.

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    5. Re:Silly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Kirk was the third commander of that particular Enterprise...after April and Pike.

    6. Re:Silly by istewart · · Score: 1

      And many of those references were to ships that look completely different from NX-01. Hell, smooth out the hull and the ship would look like it belongs in Kirk's era. I believe the Daedalus class was explicity shown on camera in TOS, not just mentioned, but there's nothing like it in Enterprise. I won't go into detail about "phase pistols" and "photonic torpedoes" vs. Captain Pike's laser pistols and the nuclear weapons that were apparently used in the Romulan War.

      If they wanted to portray a sense of technology that's 100 years less advanced, I think they should've used more stories along the lines of the one with Mayweather's cargo-pilot family.

    7. Re:Silly by Random832 · · Score: 1

      I believe the Daedalus class was explicity shown on camera in TOS, not just mentioned, but there's nothing like it in Enterprise.

      that's because enterprise takes place before that - my understanding [which could be wrong] is that enterprise takes place [at least partly] before there was a federation or starfleet, and that it's supposed to be a ship from earth

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  41. True Test by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    So, the true test will be seeing how STE does against those re-runs once IT becomes a re-run.

  42. "Star Wars III" vs. "Enterprise" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny
    The failure of "Enterprise" is not due to the fact that "Star Trek" re-runs are competing against it. Given the option of watching a good episode of a "Star Trek" re-run and a good episode of a new "Star Trek" show, most people would prefer the latter. Since they have already seen the re-run, they would prefer to see something new.

    The problem here is that most episodes of "Enterprise" suck. The writing, the directing, and the acting is horrible.

    Here is proof of the accuracy of my analysis. Consider "Star Wars". You could argue that our society has been saturated by "Star Wars" themes: action figures, late night jokes, the 2 sucky pre-quels, etc. Yet, why will "Star Wars III" rival the the popularity of "Star Wars IV", "V", and "VI"? Good writing, directing, and acting is the answer.

    "Right, you are! At the opening in May, see you!" exclaims Yoda.

    For the "Enterprise" finale, the writers should use the situation in Tibet as the basis for a story. That would be an excellent basis for a story, which just might bring back some disenchanted fans.

    "May the force be with you!"

    1. Re:"Star Wars III" vs. "Enterprise" by SetupWeasel · · Score: 5, Funny

      Yet, why will "Star Wars III" rival the the popularity of "Star Wars IV", "V", and "VI"? Good writing, directing, and acting is the answer.

      HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
      HAHHAHHAHHA!
      HA HA HA!

      Oh shit, that's a good one!

    2. Re:"Star Wars III" vs. "Enterprise" by devnull_2 · · Score: 1
      "Right, you are! At the opening in May, see you!" exclaims Yoda.


      Wow :o I'm in awe.. you take nerd-ery to a whole new level! Will somebody get this guy a trohpy? That was officially the fucking most-geeky thing anyone has ever posted on slashdot.
  43. Competition by ari_j · · Score: 4, Insightful

    They have it wrong. The ratings didn't drop because Enterprise was competing with Trek reruns. They dropped because it couldn't compete with Trek reruns.

    1. Re:Competition by CrazyTalk · · Score: 1

      OK, time for the grammer police. Technically, Enterprise WAS competing with Trek reruns. They were just not competing SUCCESSFULLY with Trek reruns.

    2. Re:Competition by ari_j · · Score: 1

      Sorry, but I think it still fell short of the definition of compete: "to strive consciously or unconsciously for an objective (as position, profit, or a prize) : be in a state of rivalry"

      It's hard to say that one Star Trek series is in a state of rivalry with another, so it would have to be striving for an objective. What objective was Enterprise striving for, other than certain doom? ;)

    3. Re:Competition by CrazyTalk · · Score: 1

      (keeping in mind your winks) I would say that Enterprise, like all TV shows, is competing against others for the objective of higher ratings. Higher ratings mean higher adverstising dollars. QED and all that.

    4. Re:Competition by ari_j · · Score: 1

      I just don't see how you can accidentally make a show as bad as Voyager. And even if it was just a mistake, I can't figure out why Enterprise was less successful, when it comes to ratings. Maybe I just don't know enough about marketing and TV.

  44. Dropped... by mfh · · Score: 1

    The ratings dropped because there just wasn't any excitement anymore. Trek used to be like a Christmas present you could open up each week.

    Look at Battlestar Gallactica. Why couldn't Enterprise have been more like that?

    Like I have always said: Trek needs a series that goes into political life on Romulus, just around the time of Picard, or slightly before then. Leave out the original cast and focus on new parts of space, with new actors. No BORG. No Cardassians. Just Romulan prison camps and their back room dealings. Sex, drugs and weapons being moved around Romulus. Assassins. Experiments gone horribly wrong. Etc...

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  45. Berman + Braga + Bus = Good Trek by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Trek does not need a break, it just needs to stop suckings. Berman and Braga are probably the worst producers ever. They ran Star Trek into the ground. I would bet my left nut that if those two got hit by a bus the next Star Trek series would be a good one.

  46. Break... by peeon · · Score: 1

    Beam me out Rick!

  47. Thank you... by DoctorPepper · · Score: 1

    thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you!

    Dear Rick,

    While we have enjoyed the "Star Trek Universe" for what seems like decades now, we have begun to get a little nauseated at the thought of YASTS (Yet Another Star Trek Series). Please remember the words of some wise sage from the past: "Everything is good, in moderation" and apply it to future Star Trek endeavors.

    Warmest Regards,
    The Star Trek Fans

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    1. Re:Thank you... by Rodness · · Score: 1

      Dear Rick,

      Take a lesson from the mistakes of George Lucas. Just walk away.

      Devoted fan (well, you fixed that too)

  48. Re:Reruns are the problem? Not likely. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Borg in Enterprise? WTF are you talking about?

  49. Mirror Universe series by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I agree totally.

    Actually, I wouldn't mind seeing a series based entirely in the mirror universe...and with as few mirror-mirror universe episodes as possible.

    The 'In a Mirror Darkly' episodes are definitely my favorites of Enterprise series.

  50. Re-run competition by The+trees · · Score: 4, Interesting

    They are convinced the ratings dropped due to the show competing against other Trek re-runs.

    I can attest to this. When the choice became suffer through another episode of Enterprise vs watch a re-run of TNG (both in the same Wednesday timeslot, TNG on SpikeTV), I chose TNG every time. If Enterprise had been even almost as good as TNG, the choice would be different. But when the only advantage it has is that it's new, forget it.

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  51. Er, no by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And guess what, all criminals breath air. Thats not the point. The Internet is used by billions, Star Trek (as the story here proves) is fetishised by hardly anyone normal. Not even enough people for it to be worth making new series or episodes. Get the picture?

  52. who's to blame ? by Lexor · · Score: 2, Funny

    Umm, ya, that's the ticket, blame the fans ! Damn oversaturated lot of 'ya ;)

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  53. someone's in a fantasy world by dlockamy · · Score: 3, Funny

    >They are convinced the ratings dropped due to the show competing against other Trek re-runs."

    somewhere in a darkened room rick berman sits against the wall...with his fingers in his ears and quitely whispers...

    "I'm a GOOD Star Trek producer...and GOOD Star Trek producer...by stories are epic gems...EPIC GEMS!

  54. It Was Pulled! by Zaulden · · Score: 1

    "Star Trek Producers have finally agreed that Star Trek fans are oversaturated with the show, and are planning to provide a break."

    Is it just me or wasn't Enterprise PULLED from TV? Now they're acting like they meant it to happen to give everyone a break. Geesh.

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  55. Woa, that really is in the story! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I thought that was one of those fake stories edited up by some troll but that thing about the klingon sash is even in there! Wow, that's pretty freaky. I'm not gonna look at trekkies the same. Before I thought they were just dorks now I think they're perverts.

  56. Time slots and stations by fprefect · · Score: 1

    They are convinced the ratings dropped due to the show competing against other Trek re-runs.

    Could they pick any worse time slots, or another network with lower penetration? If it appeared on cable at all, not the rare UPN low power stations, then perhaps it would have gotten *some* ratings. However, when it's new Trek on a station I don't get vs. old Trek on SciFi, then I know what I'm going to choose.

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  57. Okay so 4 or 5 years of incessant re-runs then.. by NekoXP · · Score: 1


    Well, at least we know what to expect of Star Trek on TV for the forseeable
    future.

    Neko

  58. The problem is writing by DarkOx · · Score: 5, Insightful

    TOS, TNG, and DS9 had great writing.

    TOS: Yes lots of the writing was kitchy and the humor as mostly slapstick, fine but mostly it was well placed. The plots were not new, they in many was resembled westerns or adventure stories. Still they managed to ask some questions and do things that were not possible in those more conventional genres at the time. When they did use kitch and slapstick it was not over done, except in a few episodes, "Trouble with Tribbles" anyone?

    TNG: Largely continued the traditon of TOS. There was a little more character development which gave the show a little more dimention but the writers did a great job of not over doing to th point where the show had to become serial. They also took the kitch down an notch. All and all the show was very inteligent like what had come before it and felt like it had some more depth. They still had an incredible freedome of plot to do anything they wanted and keep the show mostly fresh for its entire seven years.

    DS9: Ok, I felt this was a radical departure from the TNG and TOS. It had a much stonger focus on charater development and relations ships then the others, and it was a serial prime time soap, lets just face it. Still there was plenty of chance for variety. It was a busy port where different charater could resonably come and go. The writing never felt streched or unnatural it was consistant with the timelines the other shows had established and played by the rules created in the other series. The new format allowed them to expolre some political issues that could not be address in the episodal format of the other series.

    VOY: Holly crap! Lets write ourselves into a corner with the very first episode, the flog the plotline out for seven years. Yes the show had its moments but there was really only one goal they could have from day one. The first seasons had long streches of "What clever trick to advance our homecomeing will we find and fail at this week?" it got old real fast. The writing was miserable the dialog was not even kitchy more just bad. Then they started introducing plot arcs like the borg and breaking all the rules. Come on the Borg were supposed to be this highly adaptive and terrible enemy which nearly vanquished the entire starfleet. In TNG every tangle the enterprise had it incurred serious damage and often needed repairs at space dock. The Enterprise, a bigger more war-ship inspired vessal usually had help too. Where exactly did Voyager a science ship all alone refit, how did they survice the attacks with no backup? Sure they did it in the writing but it seemed so far feched and generally inconsistant. I think that had to irritate lots of true fans.

    Enterprise: Personally its a step up form Voyager I don't care what anyone says. It still suffers terribly for consistancy problems regarding the transporter, the state of technology at the time and lots of other stuff. Archer's character is irratic at best, wholly inconsistant at worst. The relationship with the vulcans is entirely to close, in TOS we get the impression humans and vulcans have peaceful relations some exchange of goods and technology but little real cultural connection, to the point that they barely understand each other. Yet on Enterprise years earlier then TOS humans and vulcans are in constant meetings and already serving together. It feels like they are at least trying to get it write unlike VOY which it felt like they were throwing the story to the wind.

    We don't need a break we just need someone besides UPN sheparding the writers. UPN is trying to go for cool or sexy as the shows cake when that has in the past been the icing. Past Treks worked because they were philisophical stories and often played with some actual science even in their world of fantasy and embelishment. These things were just not present in VOY and ENTERPRISE.

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    1. Re:The problem is writing by TIMxPx · · Score: 0

      Why is it that everyone has a problem with the fact that the Borg became a defeatable enemy in Voyager? Honestly, one would think that the absolute worst thing to do to the Trek series would be introducing the Borg as an absolutely untouchable, all-powerful enemy without hope of defeat. Talk about beating an idea to death. Trek fans are incredibly hypocrital, on one hand tiring of the incessant time travel plots and technicalities, on the other calling for a static omnipotent Borg that are always 3 steps ahead of their enemies. For those who say that Voyager never did anything but try to get home, i would have to respond that you didn't actually watch the show. There was an overall goal of travelling 70,000 light years to return home, just as there was a goal to explore outwardly in TOS and TNG. I seem to remember episodes like Chakotay being brainwashed as a combatant in a war, and Paris battling as Captain Proton on the Holodeck. I love what they did to the Borg, forcing them into ueasy alliances, making them defeatable but still dangerous. I always thought it was lame to have such a powerful adversary with no hope of winning battles without an elevnth hour stroke of genius or luck. Interestingly enough, i don't hear trek fans whining about how the Klingons used to be the eternal malicious enemies of the Federation, and now they're allies. Trek alliances, plot lines and characterisitics of alien races have to evolve in order to maintain a feasible universe with myriad possibilities. I will only concede to all the trekkers whining about the later series being rubbish that better decisions could be made in choosing episode details, and in some cases, plot lines, and exploring new ideas in terms of enemies and anomalies.

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    2. Re:The problem is writing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The commonly accepted idea is that it's Berman's stranglehold on all Star Trek related content that was preventing writing and stories which were remotely interesting, and instead opting for his supposed 'formula'.
      ENT and VOY were both disasters... if VOY had been particularly good, ENT would've lasted seven seasons on its coat tails alone.
      I wonder if the egos of actors coming from the ST background have finally subsided to the point where they could write a script for a good movie without political considerations to who gets to do what.

    3. Re:The problem is writing by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      I don't really agree with your objections WRT humans and vulcans. We see the vulcans often because they are important to our understanding of the story but in general few of them are involved with the federation at this time. ONE vulcan is living and working with humans, and she is disgraced for it. I think they did fine there. Where they didn't do fine was with nazi aliens traveling in time. "temporal cold war" has a great ring to it but they did a shit job.

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    4. Re:The problem is writing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      charater development and "relations ships"

      is that some sort of sex cruise? i can see a star trek porno now. Star Trek: Deep Inside.

    5. Re:The problem is writing by Scudsucker · · Score: 1

      In TNG every tangle the enterprise had it incurred serious damage and often needed repairs at space dock.

      That's because unless he was fighting Borg, Picard was a pansy assed Quaker when it came to fighting. He'd keep trying to negociate with the Romulans/Cardassians/whomever or whoever was determined to blow up his ship. He wouldn't fire back until the shields were down to 50%, and then he'd only fire a couple of timid shots at their weapons systems. How many times in TNG did he ever say "fire at will, Mr. Worf?" Sisko and Kirk would eat Picard for lunch in a fight. Hell, even Janeway would kick his ass.

    6. Re:The problem is writing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      DS9 was boring, and frankly too many people walking around with masks on. Never liked B5 either for the same reason.

      Voyager, I really felt, was almost as good and sometimes much better than TNG. Enterprise is 'ok' but season 3 was just boring (sort of like 24... I'm really ready for them to catch marwan, the suspense is over... let's get this over with).

      Enterprise Season 4 has been great. The mirror universe episodes have been good, and I want to see more.

    7. Re:The problem is writing by mink · · Score: 1

      "Where they didn't do fine was with nazi aliens traveling in time. "temporal cold war" has a great ring to it but they did a shit job."

      2 episodes that get rid of the whole temporal cold war plot for good. Wahts not to like about the nazi aliens in that case. They Godwined the tomporal cold war plot.

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  59. Quantum Trek by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Well, I can't speak for anyone else, but in regards to Enterprise, if I -wanted- to watch -Quantum Leap- reruns, I would watch that instead.

    I keep expecting the guy with the "remote control" device to show up. ;-)

    1. Re:Quantum Trek by knigitz · · Score: 0

      He did in the first season. And I'm pretty sure he had something that looked like a remote!

  60. Other plot lines missed by lheal · · Score: 1

    I could go humorous here, but I'll try not to:

    How was the Klingon cloaking device developed? Did they develop it themselves or steal the tech from someone else?

    How about a Klingon series? How would a Vulcan do in a Klingon culture?

    Living planets, stars, asteroids, etc. Crew beams down and all their metallic equipment gets digested.

    More about manufacturing, social problems, and the ramifications of absurdly advanced technology on society. Does manufacturing consist of a CAD designer with a replicator? Does every house have a replicator, a transporter, and a holodeck? How do these changes affect society?

    Star Trek has always been unrealistically utopian; I'd like to see a nice civil war (between humans on Earth, not on some disposable alien world). Even a labor dispute now and then would be refreshing.

    OK, the funny part: Star Trek, the reality series! A female Klingon, a male human, a gay Vulcan, a Christian Romulan, (and so on) have to live in a shuttle craft for 13 episodes. Well, *I* think it's funny.

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    1. Re:Other plot lines missed by dotwaffle · · Score: 2, Interesting

      You know what, you've got something there...

      How about a Klingon series? How would a Vulcan do in a Klingon culture?

      I personally would like to see a Trek series where each Season bore no resemblance to the past - Short Stories if you will...

      For instance, how about a series, where for season one, the story follows the Klingons from the point of view of Gowron, and the Duras element, with occasional battles between the Sisters followers and the Council at the end of it? It could unearth some really interesting elements, I think.

      Then, Season Two goes into the Romulan empire, pre-Nemesis era, with the struggle of the Remans, maybe starting with how the situation got to be that way.

      Season Three would follow the beginnings of Vulcan emotion suppresion, moving from a war-like race to a culture of peace (supposedly).

      I think it could work well, with each Season lasting just a half-season length (12 episodes?) and telling the stories with the knowledge that you're not going to please everyone with one concept, so why not have many?

      Oh, and get rid of Brannon/Braga, get the cast in on the writing (Blalock seems to know what she's talking about...) and generally think about situations that people can relate to, rather than doing a piss-poor job of "nine-elevening" everything in sight...

  61. I just saw the "In a mirror, Darkly" eps... by RyuuzakiTetsuya · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I want to weep now.

    That was beyond watchable. it was entertaining.

    Screw a break, I want a series based of the Mirror Universe.

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    1. Re:I just saw the "In a mirror, Darkly" eps... by Kamel+Jockey · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Screw a break, I want a series based of the Mirror Universe.

      If I had a mod point, I would shower you with it! That's actually a really great idea. There aren't too many intersections with the "main" ST universe which reduces the chances of fubaring things.

      It would also be an interesting plot twist to see the "Federation" as the bad guys.

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    2. Re:I just saw the "In a mirror, Darkly" eps... by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 4, Insightful

      That's because, in the Mirror Universe, Bergman & Braga got killed before they ruined the series.

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    3. Re:I just saw the "In a mirror, Darkly" eps... by istewart · · Score: 1

      A few people speculated that Enterprise was going to end up depicting the beginnings of the Mirror Universe.

      Personally, I like to think it's somewhere in between the mirror universe and normal universe.

    4. Re:I just saw the "In a mirror, Darkly" eps... by Kaki+Nix+Sain · · Score: 1
      Those episodes were nice because the writers let lots of stuff happen. But they were only able to do that because it was a throw-away universe. No lasting concequences for the characters and such. Make the whole series there, in that universe, and they would be stifled back to the pace of the normal Trek universe.

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  62. Re: drop by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Mr. Bermann was a Bush-loving Republican. Anything made during the 2001 to current time period had a better than not chance of sucking. He drank the kool-aid. Cutting edge sci-fi doesn't write itself when you force your writers not to tackle topics that might make the government uncomfortable. Fabricated fear is dumb. Succumbing to it and trying to force your audience to play along is a recipe for low ratings.

  63. nemesis by brajesh · · Score: 1

    Data: I must deactivate you.
    B-4: For how long?
    Data: Indefinitely.
    B-4: How long is tha...
    Data: A long time, brother.

    http://imdb.com/title/tt0253754/quotes
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  64. I prefer... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Everything in moderation, including moderation."

  65. Re: Being on UPN by rnturn · · Score: 1
    Who, after the show started looking interesting (once I got past the theme song, that is), promptly moved it to Friday night. That's where networks always seem to put shows that they want to kill. After a half a season on Friday's they come out with a statement ``Well, rating are down so we might just have to cancel this show.'' A lot of people still go out on Friday nights. Is it really rocket science as to why fewer people watch shows on that night when there are fewer people sitting at home watching TV? Oh, wait, this is a decision made by Hollywood execs so perhaps, to them anyway, that does qualify as rocket science.

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  66. I'll agree with one thing Berman said by Enahs · · Score: 4, Insightful
    I agree that Nemesis was a good movie. Heck, I'll even say it was a great movie. I enjoy it more than most the Star Trek movies. In some ways I actually thought it was better than (don't kill me!) Wrath of Khan.

    However, I think Berman needs to understand that, by and large, fans think that the last few years of Star Trek have been pure, utter crap. Only the most rabid Trek fans have enjoyed anything from DS9 on. DS9 was a soap opera (much more so than the last two seasons of TNG; at least TNG had some compelling story lines) and Voyager and Enterprise just plain old sucked. This from a guy who can more or less recite lines while watching Wrath of Khan.

    Berman, Braga, just think about this: I hear more sci-fi fans talk about Andromeda than Enterprise. In that case I think it's more due to the fact that Andromeda is in syndication and local channels use it to fill out their lineup, as well as Sci-Fi and WGN, among others, carrying it. I mean, c'mon, guys, you're being beaten out by something that carries Gene's name! I'd much rather watch one of the Stargate shows or the modern Battlestar Galactica than watch that dreck you call Enterprise. Why? Well, it may not be the best acting, but the shows are just better. And that's sad, because compared to old Trek, all of them suck.

    No, Rick, it's not merely oversaturation; if oversaturation was the only key problem, sitcoms would have died out years ago. No, Rick, it's you and Paramont. Craptacular story lines, craptacular acting, and no offense to LeVar, but craptacular directing too. Add to that that the show is stuck on the least-popular network in the U.S., and it's not hard to figure out why Trek is dead.

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    1. Re:I'll agree with one thing Berman said by Scudsucker · · Score: 1

      only the most rabid Trek fans have enjoyed anything from DS9 on.

      I beg to differ. DS9 had some truly great episodes, and was the first Trek to actually have story arcs, and what happened today might actually make a difference in what happens tomorrow. It didn't turn into a space soap opera until the last couple of seasons, and then yes, it was utter shite. But there was some good in with the bad.

  67. Oversaturated??? by vargasmas · · Score: 1
    Yes, I am a Star Trek Fan and I am oversaturated by the BAD WRITTING and crappy plot twists. Enterprise had so much promise and they blew it. If the Enterprise series was written as well as the last six episodes, it would have had a chance. And the alternate timeline plot twists were not good.

    Hey! How about we let real fiction writers take a stab at writing some episodes? Maybe Stephen King, the Law & Order writers and Johanna Lindsey would'nt mind taking a stab at an episode each! Can't be any worse than what Rick & company has produced!

    1. Re:Oversaturated??? by hamilton76 · · Score: 1

      "Hey! How about we let real fiction writers take a stab at writing some episodes? Maybe Stephen King, the Law & Order writers and Johanna Lindsey would'nt mind taking a stab at an episode each! Can't be any worse than what Rick & company has produced!"

      I think that's an excellent idea. Some of TOS' best episodes were written by real sf writers, like Richard Matheson, Theodore Sturgeon, Harlan Ellison, Jerry Sohl.... I would welcome something like that today.

      --
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    2. Re:Oversaturated??? by Stonehand · · Score: 1

      Law & Order? I've been wondering when NBC will just rename itself the "Law & Order" network given how many versions they've been running simultaneously... now that's saturation.

      Personally, I wouldn't mind seeing more dystopian futurism instead. John Brunner's "Stand on Zanzibar" offers a nice backdrop, perhaps.

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    3. Re:Oversaturated??? by mink · · Score: 1

      You consider law and order writing good? Wow, and you complain about enterprise.

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  68. One reason this Trek fan never watched Enterprise: by NaruVonWilkins · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I rarely actually sit down in front of the TV. I have a lot more time on the computer when I can have a video window open on another monitor.

    So I picked up torrents for some Enterprise episodes in HD, thinking "hey, I'll just watch it here, and if I really like it, I'll make time for it."

    A group called BayTSP started sending abuse notices to my ISP, threatening to sue me if I didn't stop sharing Enterprise episodes. So I stopped. And I don't watch it. I do, however, watch Battlestar Galactica, for which I have not received any file sharing complaints.

  69. I didn't watch Enterprise by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I didn't watch enterprise for a reason, I saw the first eppisode, they showed the klingons as they were in TNG NOT as they were in TOS as they would have been in TOS and that would have been closer to thier time... but that's not the big thing that bothered me, I didn't like the show because it was going backwards, every star trek out there was getting bigger better technology, we were watching not only the technological evolution, but also the relationships between the species, it was an excellent show, but enterprise went back to the begining of the star terk universe when the federation first started, they couldn't even do warp 6, if you compare the technology it couldn't even survive a battle in 23rd century, the show enterprise was going against everything we were used to.

    I loved DS9, TNG, and VOY, yes even TOS when I was a kid I loved to watch DS9 and TNG re-runs, but the thing is TNG and DS9 where in the same time frame, they had similiar technology, we got to meet up with character from the other show (Thomas Riker on DS9, and Bashir in TNG)the only thing the I didn't like about VOY was that they weren't in thier classic federation dealing with the klingon/romulan empire and it was all these small (in comparison)groups that Voyager needed to depend on to get home I still enjoyed Voyager.

    to finish up I'd just like to say that we didn't lose interest in Star trek, Star Trek was going in another direction. I would love to see a Star Trek series that takes place from the same time era as TNG maybe slightly more into the furutre with newer technology, dealing in the classic ferdation situation going out on a mission of peace, exporing and from time to time dealing witht he klingon/romulan empires, and of coarse meeting the other species the the federation as met b4

    1. Re:I didn't watch Enterprise by dave1g · · Score: 1

      While that severely made me mad, I still watched.

      Turns out a few episodes ago they explain what happened to Klingons; a genetic disease that apparently wasnt able to be removed until the early 24th century.

      http://www.startrek.com/startrek/view/series/ENT/e pisode/8684.html
      Torrent

      http://www.startrek.com/startrek/view/series/ENT/e pisode/9204.html
      Torrent

      While clearly this was an attempt to fix what they had broken atleast they fixed it.

  70. Oversaturation, no way! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Like I said on my EpiosdeList blog, oversaturation isn't the answer, just look at Law and Order, and CSI, they run just about everyday with new and re-run episodes on many different channels, and are still going strong.

    The demise of Star Trek has more to do with lack of direction and vision. Ever since the passing of Gene Roddenbery (ok he coun't write), the shows have lost their purpose and direction.

    The totally obsurd storylines on Enterprise (come on a Temporal Cold War!, Aliens taking a pivitol part in WW2?!?!) are the reason for Star Trek demise.

  71. Why don't they take this time to write a script? by BondGamer · · Score: 1

    Instead of simply shutting down everything why don't they take a couple years to hammer out a real script/plot for the next show?

  72. Re: drop by Cerberus911 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Voyager was better than this.

    Whoa whoa whoa, going a little too far there are we?

  73. Garak, eh? by DoorFrame · · Score: 2, Funny

    I may be crazy, but I have the sneakiest suspicion that Garak is, in fact, more than just a simple tailor. There's something about his eyes, but I can't quite pin it down.

    Oh well, I guess we'lll never know more.

    1. Re:Garak, eh? by sageres · · Score: 2, Interesting

      LOL... I remembered suddenly a startrek convention that my girlfriend and I attended. Andrew Robinson (the guy who played Garak) mentioned that since Garak was such an alien... He tried to make alien sexuality unlike any other in the galaxy... That's why he derived so much of his character from his previous role of Liberace.

      Odo: You'd shoot a man in the back?
      Garak: It's the safest way, isn't it?
      -- Call to Arms

      Garak: The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination.
      -- Improbable Cause

      Bashir: So of the stories you told me, which ones were true?
      Garak: My dear doctor, all of them were true.
      Bashir: What about the lies?
      Garak: Especially the lies.
      -- The Wire

  74. Re:Reruns are the problem? Not likely. by Yokaze · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Yeah. I was also fairly dissapointed. They have no feeling for development at all.

    All the Star Trek "history" at hand, and what do they do? Show technology and species not even seen in TOS. And what about all the species found in TOS? Most begin appear in the 4th season. Previously, there seemed to be more species from later series than from TOS.

    And couldn't they do the story without a transporter? Photon torpedoes? Or sub-space communication? Or phaser? Would be starting with a laser be so bad?

    Couldn't be space traveling and making contact with new species challenging enough? No, they had to invoke a new earth destroying time-war in a unheard region with unheard species.

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  75. Everybody's fault but theirs(the pattern continue) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Started with the introduction of the Borg queen and breathed it's last breath near the end of voyagers 2nd season and midway through it's third. The female captain thing induced a politically correct brain fart causing overlooked obvious storyline's and potential series direction. She's still my favorite captain from any star trek series but in the desire of doing something special because of the exception of her being a her, ordinary cast character progression/growth suffered.

    The original idea of the borg was one of no central intelligence, just rudimentary command structures. The concept was new and had a firm foundation in reality.

    They had a lot of opportunity with voyager in offering a healthier well-balanced male/female relations with parodies found in the disease ridden, pathological creating, dysfunctional popular media. Instead they chickened out and attempted to gain more female viewers which alienated their demographic majority.

    Poor choices in where the series should go and constant erosion in the quality of scripts (seemed to choose partisanship unimaginative copy/paste scrips with good ones getting rejected), character direction/collaboration under the directors and acting coaches. Lastly, the 25,000 threating letters to their fan base over mostly frivolous IP infringement left a sour taste in just about everyone's mouth.

  76. The funny thing is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The funny thing is that I'm actually capable of following a number of different shows at the same time. Just because I'm watching re-runs doesn't mean I'm not watching the new stuff. For instance, I can tell the difference between Captain Kirk and Captain Archer. It's uncanny.

    Now, if they would just keep from putting out schlock like Voyager, that would be a bonus.

  77. Re: drop by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I swear that horrible song was the reason the show failed. The first time I tuned into enterprise I barely made it through that hideous intro... it really sets you up for something that is going to suck.

    Last weeks episode where the whole crew was evil... that was a tight into. When it first came on I was thinking "woh they finally changed the intro!!! Too bad the show is already gone :("

  78. Re: drop by AndroidCat · · Score: 1

    Even further than the Delta Quadrant.

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  79. Ronald Moore is laughing at this by adso · · Score: 4, Funny

    The best Trek series I've seen in years just ended its season a few weeks ago.

    Battlestar Galactica
    1. Re:Ronald Moore is laughing at this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      People keep on saying Trek have been as good as Battlestar is. I Agree, BSG is fantastic, but look at the roots of who's making that show.

      Ron Moore
      wrote for TNG and Wrote and Executive Produced DS9.

      David Weddle & Bradley Thompson
      both were writers for DS9.

  80. Four words that will save ST by arkham6 · · Score: 2, Informative

    NO MORE TIME TRAVEL!

    Seriously, time travel episodes are really silly. And over done. A lot.

    Did i mention they were over done?

    1. Re:Four words that will save ST by mink · · Score: 1

      If you had watched you would have seen they killed the whole temporal cold war thing at the start of season4 (and as I remember didnt touch it in season3).

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  81. But it's actually starting to get good. AAARRRGGG by Wiwi+Jumbo · · Score: 1

    I suffered through the first few seasons scraping what little tibbits I could enjoy and being happy with that.... and now, when the show is actually getting interesting they cancel it.

    Not that I'm bitter.

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    Wiwi
    "I trust in my abilities,
    but I want more then they offer"
  82. time travel me up, scotty by Andy+Gardner · · Score: 1

    Ive just started watching again with whatever season is currently airing on UK Sky tv. The problem for me was the running plot with the Xindi. I missed a few episodes midway through the first season and just couldn't get back into it. For me they killed it by making it so you had to watch every episode to follow the running plot. I don't really remember anything like that with TNG which I think most people would agree has been the best series.

    Oh and the fact that in the 22nd century any joker can build a temporal contraption on their lunch break!

  83. Tired of Trek? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    No... just tired of _bad_ Star Trek.

  84. Re: drop by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    LOL, yup... If Jerry Goldsmith asked for more money I would have doubled his earnings and be done with it.

  85. I haven't watched Enterprise since E21 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Episode 21, and there were a few that I missed in there. Most of which I was downloading by bit torrent. I thought the first 10 or so were pretty good, after that it was slim pickings.

    I say swap out producers and writers. What they 'ought to do with this downtime is hire a tiger turnaround team. Like what's done on a refinery, but with 5 years of fucking scheduled maintenance instead of 3 weeks. Come up with some new plots and episodes. Run them by Carrie Fisher and figure out what can actually be acted, and what cannot.

    1. Re:I haven't watched Enterprise since E21 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cancel Enterprise and start with Acadamy. It's not the actors fault but the writers and directors.

      Hell I'd give them it if they let it be known they were interested (maybe a few grand to their local homeless shelter).

      The one starting with "I'll kill you!"

    2. Re:I haven't watched Enterprise since E21 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >Cancel Enterprise and start with Acadamy.

      Macadamy? NUTS! (and very tasty indeed)

      >It's not the actors fault but the writers and directors.

      Then what's the point in changing the series and the faces in it if the dorks behind are the same?

    3. Re:I haven't watched Enterprise since E21 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The StarFleet Acadamy idea has been circulating for sometime. If done right it could be a bit of a springboard to generating fan interest in nonhuman based shows.

      Break the 7 years down to three and some other stuff.

      The show has generated interest in the sciences like no other. It's loss of direction has been reflected in unusual circumstance (no elaboration other then it's fan base did offer returns on investment, giving them a step up would have helped spread the disease unlike anything else).

      The IP holders did the most damage when they pursued takedown orders for their fan base on the www. They could at least offered a bit of free hosting and coordinated any rising talent in a more useful fashion.

  86. The big problem was.. by d_jedi · · Score: 2, Informative

    The lack of continuity. Show one new episode.. and then three weeks of reruns? Not a way to keep a captive audience..

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    1. Re:The big problem was.. by Blymie · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I don't know what it is with some of these new networks. People, generally, want to watch a series.. every week at the same time, all the time, until the end of the series for the year.

      I personally *hate* sitting down, only to find out that it's a re-run again... surprise! New episodes are 3 weeks away! In many cases, I miss new episodes because of this very thing.

      Idiots.

      The only thing worse are annoying TV logos, the worst of those being the "morphers". Personally, I've stopped watching TBS and a few other networks because of them. Everything TBS has, is available on other networks, after all.

      "Oh boy! Let's put annoying logos over 1/10th of the screen, and change it all the time, and cover up parts of the episode and distract people! Let's annoy them all to hell, so they LEAVE our station and go to another!"

      Well, you've succeeded TBS! I don't even subscribe to you anymore!

      Hell, I've started looking at MythTV's source code... with the primary purpose of patching it to REMOVE those ANNOYING FUCKING LOGOS! Since most are translucent, there is a possibility that good results could be obtained on some logos...

    2. Re:The big problem was.. by d_jedi · · Score: 1

      What pisses me off about TBS is every f*cking movie they show.. they censor out all of the violence and nudity.

      Really retracts from the viewing experience of a lot of movies that only have gratuitous violence and nudity going for them..

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  87. Re:But it's actually starting to get good. AAARRRG by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No it wasn't. You'd just gone insane from watching it.

  88. Meanwhile in the Toronto Universe... by AndroidCat · · Score: 1
    Here in Toronto, they bounced the 2nd part of the Evil Beard Universe to a different time *and* a different channel. Normally it's on CITY at 8pm, but they shifted it to their junior station CKVR at 10pm. (Plus other options depending on your cable/rabbit-ears config.)

    It's as if they saw the first part and said "Holy frack! Hide the next part on CKVR or the non-fans will see it and like it! Cover the CITY hole with Sex in the City and Friends and run Spiderman opposite Enterprise and maybe even the geeks will be distracted!"

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    1. Re:Meanwhile in the Toronto Universe... by Cerberus911 · · Score: 1

      Their plan worked :(

    2. Re:Meanwhile in the Toronto Universe... by AndroidCat · · Score: 1

      Space Channel tonight at 8pm. Or *cough*torrent*cough*

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    3. Re:Meanwhile in the Toronto Universe... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Enterprise is in the Torrent universe for me. Sadly no TV-channels in Norway will touch Sci-fi in the later years. There's more money in sports.

  89. Good point there by Andy+Dodd · · Score: 1

    Of all the stations in NYC, UPN's transmitter is second only to ABC's in term of suckiness. Given a choice between recording from CBS or NBC and crashing my PVR-350's encoder trying to record UPN, I'll take CBS or NBC. (I did download all of the Enterprise shows, but if it weren't for BitTorrent, I wouldn't have watched Enterprise at all the past year or two.)

    And UPN's digital broadcasts are even worse. WWOR-DT (piggybacked off of FOX 5 WNYW's signal in a subchannel) was actually WORSE than the crappy analog reception at my house. Not only was it a 480i transmission, it was a HORRENDOUS 480i transmission with horrendous macroblocking. I haven't seen MPEG that looked that bad in years.

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  90. Re: drop by Badfysh · · Score: 1

    It's quite simple; they now make shows they think we would want to see rather than make fresh and inventive shows. None of the TV companies seem to have a margin for taking risks, they don't seem to understand that we're all tired of the same old formulas. I wish they would just stop trying to second guess their audiences and just give us something original.

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  91. the real problem was the actors by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No offense to the cast as they are probably very nice people, but unfortunately they are lousy actors. I just don't find them believable in their roles. They seem a bit awkward and unnatural.

    They're good looking but wooden and one-dimensional. Kinda reminds me of star wars episode 1 and 2. Good looking actors but without a soul. All vestiges of personality have been surgically removed.

    And all those flashing lights in the background on the bridge can't make up for this.

  92. Re: drop by fforw · · Score: 1
    That, and the stupid Enterprise theme song they would never apolgize for.
    I like the theme song.
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  93. Not sick of Star Trek but of Mr. Bermann by ndverdo · · Score: 1

    I could watch another 200 episodes of TNG if they were produced in the format of Roddenberry ST/TNG/DS9. Mr. Bermann's mindset reflected in the shows since Roddenberry's death is just - simple.

  94. Re:Reruns are the problem? Not likely. by hawaiian717 · · Score: 1
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  95. I love spin by vkapadia · · Score: 4, Funny

    In other news, Saddam Hussein declares he will provide the Iraqi people a break from his rule, due to oversaturation of his dictatorship...

  96. They all have the same plot anyway. by Thatto · · Score: 1

    That doesnt mean I'll watch the new one.

  97. Re: drop by computerme · · Score: 1

    I really liked it too!

    I think it gave a totally different feel for the series...

    goes to show you Mr. Bermanm.... it does matter

  98. Trek does NOT compete against itself! by Weaselmancer · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Any good sci-fi helps the other works in the story, not subtracts from them.

    For example, I read the Hobbit as a kid and liked it. Then found out about LOTR. Read those and loved them. Found out there was essentially a prequel, The Silmarillion. Read that and loved it.

    None of these books subtract from the experience of any other. Why? Because each book adds to the experience of the other. When Aragorn is singing about Luthien, it's a beautiful moment. After you read the Silmarillion, you know what he's singing about and why - and it adds to the moment.

    But the new Trek shows don't do this.

    They take off on their own and (to me anyways, this is all opinion, YMMV, etc) don't add to the story.

    A good example is Khan. Seriously great villain. But now when I look at Khan, I have to picture that ship full of whiny kids pining for Brent Spiner. Doesn't add to it.

    And most of the new stuff feels that way to me. Seems like right after DS9 decided it was a war show, the whole magical exploration thing that I liked so much was lost, and it never really came back.

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  99. Finally... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This was about 20 years overdue...

  100. Rehashing the reasons that movie sucked... by mosel-saar-ruwer · · Score: 1

    ST: Nemesis was also a flaming pile of dung, rivalling Star Trek V in the crap department. No need to rehash the reasons that movie sucked.

    I have never watched Nemesis all the way from beginning to the end - whenever it's on HBO or Showtime, I might pause for a minute or two, before moving on to something else [Stargate, BG, Matrix I/II/III, Starship Troopers, whatever].

    Last night as I surfed through HBO/Showtime for the umpteenth gazillion time, and didn't pause at Nemesis for more than a second or two, it finally dawned on me why I can never summon the enthusiasm to watch that damned movie: Because I don't want to waste two hours of my life watching a narcissistic, self-absorbed, self-glorifying, idolatrous paean to Patrick Stewart.

    See Patrick as a young man. See Patrick as an old man. Watch Patrick the young struggle with teen angst. Watch Patrick the old struggle with octogenarian angst.

    No thanks - I've got better things to do with my time.

    PS: When was the last time Picard got laid? At least Kirk had the decency to leave the galaxy littered with his bastard offspring by way of union with a veritable army of hot, sexy, vixen-ish, Russ Meyer-esque, 1960's sex kittens.

    I think that deep down inside, Picard may suffer from the Eton Disease.

  101. YHBT.....YHL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    HAND!

  102. Yeah right by Chanc_Gorkon · · Score: 2, Insightful

    >They are convinced the ratings dropped due to the show competing against other Trek re-runs."

    I am SORRY. The problem is not the re-runs. The problem are the people who are there in charge now. Rick Berman and his staff have continued to turn out LAME scripts. NOTHING new. Designing a prequal that looked like it was a century above the next gen series, yet smaller. TERRIBLE casting choice for the Captain. Scott Bakula is not captain material. They'd have bene better off with Michael Ironsides or Someone more captainly. I stood beside the producers when they selected a Woman for the role of the Captain in Voyager. I stood behind alot of the dumb coices made. Deep Space Nine, while not the best of the new stuff (TNG is WAYY better), it did not make sense within the Star Trek ethos. How can you go boldy with no starship?? That's why they added the Defiant. The Defiant and the War with the Dominion is what saved DS9 from sinking into mediocrity. Star Trek was known for thought provoking plot lines and for translating the current events to the show. Where's the terror attacks and idiotic security? If Berman and crew think they can just take a couple years off and come back with the same screenwriters and producers, you got another thing coming. Unless there's MAJOR changes AT THE TOP, you won't see a difference in the new trek series in a couple years.

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  103. Re:One reason this Trek fan never watched Enterpri by ELiTeUI · · Score: 2, Interesting

    BitTorrent is not your friend. NNTP + newzbin + nzb-o-matic is your friend. get a pay news server for $15 a month and you're good to go.

  104. Re: drop by michrech · · Score: 3, Funny

    Being on UPN probably didn't help much either.

    It hasn't helped that they have shown fucking baseball games the last two weeks.

    If there have been new episodes, I have been unable to see them! >:|

    Guess I'll have to find out the episode number/names so I can find them on eMule or some sort of bittorrent.

    Damned UPN! Even more-so, DAMNED SPORTS!

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  105. Oh fer cryin out loud... by suitepotato · · Score: 1

    I add to the cacophony of "they just don't get it" as well and add...

    The time travel only exacerbated the inconsistancies in the Trek storyline since The Cage instead of fixed any of them.

    The purposeful deviations were born of arrogance, ego, vanity, all the things that don't work well in Trek.

    The fans were never listened to and they used blatant sex to sell it.

    This was way beyond not getting it. This was homicidal cluelessness, killing what had been a useable franchise. RIP, Star Trek.

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  106. Re: drop by juiceCake · · Score: 3, Interesting
    Well, it's all relative, as such things always are. It was precisely the kind of show I wanted to watch. Others disagree, others agree. I really enjoy Enterprise and put it second only to DS9. The worst series in my opinion was Voyager.

    I'm of the belief that taking it from syndication to a station that is not widely available, or at least to a station that won't expose the show nationwide as did syndication is the single largest factor.

    Let's face it, we can nitpick to our hearts' relative desire about each show. There have been stinkers in each series but what series doesn't have them?

    As for the references to using sex this confuses me. Has anyone ever seen the original series? Kirk gets it almost every episode and the women on the show were, for the time I believe, far more provactive than what we get on Enterprise or Voyager.

  107. Jolene Blalock by Easy2RememberNick · · Score: 1

    It's a sad day when people don't want to watch a show with Jolene Blalock in it. Who cares what it's about. Fools!

    1. Re:Jolene Blalock by AussieVamp2 · · Score: 1

      so make a torrent of the whole thing with ONLY her scenes in it!

  108. Tales of Known Space! Now! by 21st+Century+Peon · · Score: 1

    I'd love to sit down on a Thursday night, and watch the adventures of Louis Wu, Speaker-to-Animals, the Pierson's Puppeteers, and the rest of that whole bloomin' universe. Plus, think of the merchandising! I want a toy Kzin, I want it, I want it, I want it!

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    ~Harcourt Fenton Mudd
    1. Re:Tales of Known Space! Now! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      You're not thinking big enough...

      What I really want is a TV anthology series, which brings in the serious SF writters. Like ST TOS once did. Each author writes a handful of episodes based on their own work.

      So, for a month or two I want to see mankind expand to the other planets in the solar system...leading up to the adventures of Louis Wu, Speaker-to-Animals, the Pierson's Puppeteers, and the rest...

      Then for the next couple of weeks, I want to watch Hemphill as he goes to war against the ... machines, get captured, encounter goodlife, escape(!), and show his part in THE battle at Stone Place.

      Maybe after that, I want to see a millitary officer advance through the ranks of the MI-- this time done right...

      I also want to see a different officer in a different military as he eventually end up on a planet named "Middle Finger" with his wife.

      -cmh

    2. Re:Tales of Known Space! Now! by mink · · Score: 1

      So like Sci-Fi Masterpiece Theater?

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  109. The real reason why Star Trek is failing... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    To begin with, the reason why Nemesis failed is clear if you just watch the film, while it's a fairly good idea for a storyline, it's actually pretty painful to watch in some places.

    There are parts of the film which just go on for WAY too long, especially at the end, we don't need to see another long dogfight scene, it's just boring and pointless. The scene when Riker fights the Reamon guy the end; really really pointless, you could have cut that out of the film and just made it better.

    And Insurrection was another dull and pointless film, that needed a better storyline and better direction. I dont like films where you forget whats happening halfway though because you just had to sit through a long and pointless scene.

    The part in Insurrection, where Riker takes manual control of the Enterpise, and a fucking joystick appears... WHAT THE HELL? is that meant to be funny? THIS IS WHY YOUR FILMS FAIL!! whoever wrote that part should have been buried alongside nuclear waste in a very deep pit.

    Interestingly enough, First Contact was a brilliant film, it had a great story behind it, and it kept your attention all the way through. Learn from that film.

    Enterprise failed because it was poor, not because there's too much star trek on TV, because its simply not as good as the other star treks. Aside from the obvious (theme tune, and then the stupid backing track added to theme tune, made it 10x worse), there are so many reasons why Enterprise just wasnt as good as previous attempts. For a start there are no interesting characters in it, TNG had Data, Voyager had the Doctor, DS9 had, well maybe Odo, the most interesting character in Enterpise is perhaps the captain's dog Porthos. The other shows were about the characters, that's what made them interesting.

    Enterprise wasn't bad, but it just wasn't all that good, neither were the films. It dosnt take a genius to see that, why cant the producers just listen to the fans and stop making bad decisions.

    1. Re:The real reason why Star Trek is failing... by slavetrade55 · · Score: 1

      DS9 had, well maybe Odo

      Nah, DS9 had the best characters. Here's a list:

      Dukat
      Garek
      Sisko (once he shaved his head)
      O'Brien
      Dr. Bashir had his moments
      that evil changeling/founder woman
      Odo was okay
      Dax
      Worf!
      General Martok

      And the best character in any Trek ever: Weyoun

  110. Hmmm, watch new Enterprise or re-watch the horta? by khasim · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Which to choose, which to choose?

    On the one hand, it's an entirely new episode of Enterprise ...

    On the other hand, it's a repeat of a show with dated material, bad effects and hilarious acting. Looks like it will be the repeat.

    Isn't it strange how none of the other series on TV have to compete with reruns?

    Will people skip the new Batman movie to watch the old Batman and Robin TV show?

    Will people skip the latest hospital drama to watch reruns of Emergency!?

    Did anyone skip Firefly to watch reruns of Space 1999?

    I think I'll skip CSI and re-watch some old Columbo and Baretta episodes.

    Right.....

  111. Re:One reason this Trek fan never watched Enterpri by NaruVonWilkins · · Score: 1

    That's a lot more work, although thank you for letting me know usenet is still kicking. :)

  112. Re: drop by hYpr_link · · Score: 1

    Yes UPN usually never really help with the matter of an show. It seems like when all else fail go to UPN see if that help but it NEVER really does.

  113. Shark Jumping by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Isn't it a sign when they invoke the "evil twin?" And in the recent promos, didn't they also invoke several other "shark-worthy" paradigms? It looks to me like they forced the writers to suicide the series once they got the official axe. That axe probably coming months before it hit the fansites.

  114. Rick Berman by BrookHarty · · Score: 1

    Rick Berman, executive-producer of Star Trek: Enterprise, told SCI FI Wire that he believes the decline in ratings that led to the series' cancellation was the result of an oversaturation of the franchise

    Rick Berman took a good show and ruined it, Just like G4 did to TechTV's Screensavers. Corporate sabatoge for vanity.

    Even when people offered to the buy the rights for the shows, they refused knowing damn well that it would make the everyone involved look like idiots. Too late.

    BTW, the new Altered Universe Enterprise was very entertaining. That show had so many possabilities. Shame, it was such a great idea.

    I miss Firefly.

  115. It was inevitable by SpacePunk · · Score: 1

    They finally ran out of ideas on how to work in time travel scenarios.

  116. Re:One reason this Trek fan never watched Enterpri by Rew190 · · Score: 1

    Just a word of advice, be very wary of downloading BSG; I did receive a BayTSP notice through my ISP for downloading episodes. This was back in January, when the episodes had already aired in the UK, which may or may not have anything to do with why I got one and you didn't.

    At any rate, just wanted to spread the word. If you're going to continue downloading, I'd recommend you at least use a program called Peerguardian; it certainly doesn't guarantee protection, however it does filter out a large amount of IPs (many of them belonging to BayTSP). You can see them trying to hit your connection as you use BitTorrent, so it does provide at least some small amount of protection.

  117. Better than Wrath of Khan? by 21st+Century+Peon · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Blasphemer!
    Wrath of Khan was an utterly splendid piece of cinema. I can't think of another film that managed to generate such massive amounts of tension and drama between its main protagonists, and here's the real kicker, without them ever meeting.
    Plus, bonus points for Ricardo's Moby Dick death scene.

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    1. Re:Better than Wrath of Khan? by The+One+and+Only · · Score: 1

      Don't you think it was a little over the top?

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    2. Re:Better than Wrath of Khan? by mink · · Score: 1

      The problem I have with WOK is that I first got HBO about the time it came onto cable. HBO must have played that film 24/7 for about 2-3 years.
      I hate that film just for ending up on cable TV. I swear to god they showed it ten times as often as any other moviee.

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  118. Re:One reason this Trek fan never watched Enterpri by Rew190 · · Score: 1

    Friendly word of warning; BayTSP did send me a notice for downloading episodes of BSG off BitTorrent (more specifically from ISOHunt). This was back in January, when the episodes were all copied in the UK but hadn't aired yet in the US. This may or may not explain why you haven't gotten anything from them or not, but just be aware that at least at some point, BayTSP were looking for BSG users.

    Let me recommend a program called PeerGuardian if you're going to continue to download - it's far from completely safe, but it does block out many known IP addresses of companies like BayTSP. When you're downloading with BT, you can actually watch the PeerGuardian log as these companies try to hit you, so at the very least it provides some minimal protection.

  119. No, but they're making too much $$$ off of them by Artifice_Eternity · · Score: 1

    The shows are still owned by Paramount. But they may have multi-year syndication contracts with the channels that are showing them. And anyway, they are probably making as much or more money off of the re-runs as they have been making from Enterprise and other "new" Trek product.

    The answer is to let the re-runs continue to air for several years without competition. Eventually they will start to seem more dated (altho I personally think the best TNG was timeless, and will remain entertaining for years). Then there will start to be an "itch" among fans and the general public for more Trek.

    Oh, and KEEP BERMAN AND BRAGA OUT OF IT.

    1. Re:No, but they're making too much $$$ off of them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Berman and Braga can do Star Trek like no one else except originality. Make a trio from the deus and Trek would probably be better then ever.

  120. Re: drop by StarWreck · · Score: 1

    My Grandma is a serious hardcore Trekker. When the original series was playing on Friday nights she would refuse to go out and if any of the kids would talk during the show they would be in for the beating of a lifetime.

    And there's no UPN where she lives...

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  121. What does this bode for UPN in general? by Mikito · · Score: 1

    Remove "Enterprise" from the mix, and can you even name a single UPN show?

    I can name one, "Veronica Mars", and that's only because UPN seems to have an ad for it whenever I do decide to watch Enterprise.

    One recognizable show does not a network make.

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    Anakin Simpson: If you're not with me, then you're my enemy--ooh, donuts!
    1. Re:What does this bode for UPN in general? by DavidTC · · Score: 1
      Incidentally, Veronica Mars is the only other good UPN show at this time besides Enterprise. (Drama-wise, that is. I have no idea about sitcoms.)

      Which is probably why they're running ads for it during Enterprise.

      Sadly, half the people watching Enterprise at this time don't know what a 'good show' is. Here's a hint: If you liked the last season, you probably don't know what a 'good show' is. ;)

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    2. Re:What does this bode for UPN in general? by Mikito · · Score: 1

      Sadly, half the people watching Enterprise at this time don't know what a 'good show' is.

      What are you trying to say? Enterprise is the best show on TV today. Why even qualify my statement--Enterprise is the best show ever. If not for Enterprise, they would never have made ST:TOS.

      Wait a minute, this isn't a mirror universe.

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  122. Re:One reason this Trek fan never watched Enterpri by NaruVonWilkins · · Score: 1

    Thank you very much! We'll see if PeerGuardian ends up being easier than trying a news server again. :)

  123. Nope. They Forgot To Tell Good Stories by reallocate · · Score: 5, Insightful

    >> ...I liked Star Trek: TNG for the ethical dilemmas, the hints at mankind's potential, goodness, discovery, and the general sense of something bigger than our own petty modern squabbles...

    To each their own, but conflict and combat have aways been key components of Star Trek, and every other drama. Shows depicting a bunch of ethically mature humans displaying their wholesome goodness while they unobtrusively research the galaxy would be thundersously boring.

    When one of the Trek series, like TNG, had the budget we'd see conflict and war as grand battles between starships. This has the effect of depersonalizing the conflict. On series with smaller budgets, like TNG and Enterprise, conflict and combat were often depicted as phaser and disruptor fights between a few actors on a set. Or, worse yet, between Trek heroes and a Monster of the Week.

    I'm not sure what "payback" you've seen as a theme in Enterprise. The Zindi arc was the most combative and it was about preventing an attack on Earth, not payback. The long Dominion War dominated DS9; Klingon culture made its debut in TOS; and the Borg wreaked havoc in TNG.

    In the end, Enterprise and the last few movies were brought down because they weren't telling good stories. Tell a good story and people will watch.

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  124. Enterprise couldn't compete with... by wiggle.e · · Score: 1

    Stargate in the same time slot.

  125. Re: drop by Threni · · Score: 1

    > That, and the stupid Enterprise theme song they would never apolgize for.

    Re-runs don't exactly kill the Simpson's new series figures.

  126. Jolene Blalock made to look like a man . Stupid ! by zymano · · Score: 2, Funny

    How PC is that ? Why you ask. Remember Vulcan women don't look manly ; Vulcan series with spock needing to go home to find a mate ,Vulcan women dress like women.

    They made her hair like a man and dressed her as a man. What a 'penis' turnoff.

    Bring Back Kirk and Spock and the miniskirts with hot women. Where is the good action ? Hot women like in the original series. Most beautiful chicks in the world ! = Good ratings.

  127. TOS and TNG by rice_burners_suck · · Score: 4, Insightful
    This is the problem as I see it. I loved TOS. I loved TNG.

    Then, DS9 came out. The first few episodes were interesting, because it was a "different" kind of Star Trek, but taking place in the same time period as TNG. Unfortunately, there were only a few really innovative episodes. DS9 got old fast because it degenerated into a political show based in a science fiction environment, but with hardly any good wholesome science fiction. Seemingly, every episode was about some political problem with the Cardassians and how it was going to be solved with various political maneuvering. If I had wanted to watch politics, I could have switch to Fox News and seen it there. Those politics get me worked up enough; why should I get any more worked up over nonexistant politics in a nonexistant place, with nonexistant people?

    Nearly all TOS and TNG episodes had this interesting quality that no show was about one specific thing. In other words, there was always some overall plot, and then there were other things happening concurrently that complicated things. This was good because the overall plot was usually solved by pushing some button or reprogramming the scanner array or something, but the other things made the episode interesting and thought provoking. DS9 episodes didn't have that quality. There was usually just one thing going on, and personally, it didn't provoke any thought.

    When Voyager came out, it once again seemed interesting. Here was yet another show taking place in about the same time period as TNG. Unfortunately, it quickly became quite boring as well. Here they are, 70 years from home, assuming they travel nonstop at maximum warp speed, right? How come everybody there speaks English? Am I supposed to believe that some universal translator exists that can immediately translate languages it never heard? Even the Klingons had their own language, for crying out loud, and they were much closer to home! Then, the question arised of why in the heck they would make so many stops if it will take so long to get home anyway? At this rate, they'll get there in 140 years! Once again, most episodes lacked that quality present in TOS and TNG episodes. It quickly lost its luster.

    When Enterprise came out, I only saw the first episode, and I came to the conclusion that I just didn't care anymore. It didn't seem right for some reason. I had grown to know Star Trek as being a show with Kirk's crew or with Picard's crew. Those crews gave the shows some kind of feeling that all these other crews just tried to hard to mimic.

    I hope they release a DVD boxed set of all TOS and TNG episodes; I'd buy it in a minute.

    TOS = The Original Series
    TNG = The Next Generation
    DS9 = Deep Space Nine

    1. Re:TOS and TNG by WidescreenFreak · · Score: 1

      I hope they release a DVD boxed set of all TOS and TNG episodes; I'd buy it in a minute.

      I'm a bit puzzled by this statement as the entire Star Trek series (except for Enterprise) has been released on DVD, TOS included. Even Enterprise has a few seasons out on DVD already.

      If you're looking for a single boxed set of every series, then no, there is no such thing. However, all of the episodes are available on DVD in boxed, season sets. So, I'm very curious as to why you seem to think that they're not available. Worse comes to worst, you can buy them in R1/NTSC format with a DVD player that converts.

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    2. Re:TOS and TNG by rice_burners_suck · · Score: 1
      I'm a bit puzzled by this statement as the entire Star Trek series (except for Enterprise) has been released on DVD, TOS included. Even Enterprise has a few seasons out on DVD already.

      Ooops... Either I've been living under a rock for a while or Paramount just isn't doing a very good job promoting products like this. TOS and TNG are enough for me... No need for the later series. :-)

      Actually, I'm waiting for the original Mission Impossible and the new Mission Impossible series to get released on DVD. When that happens, price will not be taken into consideration!

  128. The real problem... by cybermint · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...was that the vulcan chick was not nearly as hot as Seven of Nine. Naked chicks + Borg = Good show

  129. Lack of access + competing shows? by substance2003 · · Score: 1

    I think it's alot of problems rather than just one thing that hurt Enterprise from being a success. For one, the lack of ability to access the show. I live in Montreal, Canada and I don't have cable because I can't afford it. This had not stopped me from watching shows like Voyager when it was new or Babylon 5 (even if it was at a crappy time slot). I was even able to see Deep Space Nine on fox (in reruns) from the states even if the signal was terrible. Enterprise on the other hand has only been available on Space (Canada's version of the Sci-fi channel) and from what I read here, not much else then UPN in the states carry the show. I don't know about the states, but here I have access to Andromeda, Outer limits and Doctor Who the 1st and second of which I consider utter crap but just love Doctor Who BTW (thank you CBC).
    I suspect that other regions have access to different Sci-Fi shows as well. Add to that the fact that there are other types of sci-fi shows out there like StarGate SG1/Atlantis and BattleStar Galactica and you have alot of factors to figure out why Enterprise is doing poorly. Give the audience access and you'll end up with more accurate ratings as opposed to people having to resort to bit torrents to get access because too many that would watch Enterprise just aren't going to want to bother to use such methods and will simply settle for whatever crap is on and accessible (like Outer Limits which used to be good but went downhill since).
    Meanwhile shows like Survivor or The Apprentice do well because you just need good old regular TV with a tuner to see them as opposed to paying for expensive cable services that a lot of us still can't afford.

  130. A show I would look forward to: by ardor · · Score: 2, Insightful

    something like "Stargate: 2030". Take the Stargate scenario from the present to about 15 years in the future, and throw in a similar feeling like in Space Above & Beyond. (Instead of the Chigs, you get the Goa'Uld, the Aschen, the Wraith....) Now THAT would rock. The show would be about mankinds first real steps to space colonization - the Stargate would be public knowledge by then, obviously.

    As for Star Trek, I would like a show that:
    a) does not throw around with lots of technobabble
    b) does not imply time travel
    c) has a consistency in the introduced technologies (for example, there was an advanced cloaking technology built by the federation allowing not only invisibility but flying through matter too - this technology was never mentioned again. Stargate SG-1 actually makes use of past storylines)
    d) get the federation consistent again. first, they were utopia. then, in DS9, they became something else. in voyager, they were utopia, in a manner of speaking. whats going on?
    e) no more episode-by-episode only, please.
    f) use some of the less known races! what about the breen, for example? they appeared in ds9, but thats it.

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  131. Re:Jolene Blalock made to look like a man . Stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I guess you found the decon-scenes homoerotic then?

  132. Re: drop by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    TNG is my favorite series, but Enterprise is a good second.

  133. Rick's idea by rctay · · Score: 1

    The ideas was to create a darker, dirtier show with weaker, near normal human characters. They thought it will appeal more to the current post 9/11 uncertainty. This might have worked, but they failed to develop the characters and kept falling into the old gung ho, can do attitude of the other series. To me the only character enjoyable to watch was Phlox, and that was due to the skills of John Billingsley.

    1. Re:Rick's idea by mink · · Score: 1

      What about Shran, I think he stole the spotlight in any episode he was in.

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  134. The Star Trek franchise has two main problems by noewun · · Score: 1
    1) The writing; 2) The fans.

    Any piece of enjoyable fiction, be it television or movie or book, has one thing in common: characters we care about and whom we want to follow through a fictional world. That one point of interest can make up for a lot of other shortcomings in writing and directing. This is exactly what happened with TOS, which happened to get exactly the right mix of actors and writers for the job. No one will ever mistake William Shatner for a good actor, but as Captain Kirk he captured exactly the right mix of swashbuckling charm and leading officer charisma, and it made him plain fun to watch. The same is true for the other major characters which, despite being relatively stock (the engineer in love with his ship, the cranky doctor with mixed feelings about being on a neo-military ship, the ultra-nerdy science officer) were imbued by their writers and actors with believable, engaging internal lives. These great characters allowed TOS to overcome its sometimes pedestrian writing and plotting. Most importantly, these characters were human - they had good days and bad days, character faults and bad decisions and often had to overcome their own limitations in order to survive. We could identify with their struggles and wonder how we would do in similar circumstances.

    When the writing was firing on all cylinders the show was very, very good, and the conceit of the ship's five year mission allowed the writers the freedom to introduce new information with each episode, keeping the crew, and us, surprised at all times. The writers were able to take chances and write episodes which ranged from the purely speculative (City on the Edge of Forever) to plain funny (Mudd's Women, A Piece of the Action). The combination of engaging characters and writers with a free hand to create as they felt necessary meant we had a show which allowed us to suspend our disbelief and overlook plot problems because it was so damn fun.

    The newer series (TNG, DS9, VOY) never had engaging characters. Roddenberry's decision that humans had developed past emotions by the time of TNG always baffled me, because it meant we were no longer looking at characters with whom we could identify. We were now looking at logical audioanimatrons, men and women who went through the motions of their lives precisely and efficiently. This spread out to the Star Trek world as a whole: I remember Picard mentioning more than once that the Federation no longer had money, or greed, or internal strife. Instead of a world alive with the ups and downs of humanity we had a world in which all the drama had been removed, all the potential for strife erased. This is an enormous problem, because engaging characters must have an engaging internal life, and our internal lives are not smooth and efficient. We are always caught in the tension between our logical half and our human half, between the urges of the animal and the control of the human.

    Conflict in the new series was limited to simple, black and white moral problems. You always knew the crew would do the right thing and come down on the side of good and proper order. Without the messiness of true human interaction and decision making all conclusions were forgone and we were left with nothing but pretty special effects and the gleam off of Picard's head. Nowhere did I see an episode like A Piece of the Action, in which the Captain and his crew were forced to work their way towards a messy, and entertaining, compromise. The ultimate result of this, for me, was the show's increasing reliance on resolving plot through technobabble (we can reverse the polarization of the deflector dish, releasing a cloud of negatively charged anti-posi-neutrons!) With no tension and no uncertain outcomes, we are left with no real drama.

    The second half of the problem, in my opinion, rests with the diehard Trek fans who insist on the hermetically sealed perfectness of their universe. The original writers had only a rough idea of the future timeline to go on, and thus were free to invent t

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    1. Re:The Star Trek franchise has two main problems by Gigamex · · Score: 1

      I agree with you pretty much on both counts. The writing has been bad for a while and a certain kind of star trek fan can be quite annoying in his belief that there is only one way to do Star Trek and it must be that way approach. I guess ultimately though I blame the writers and the producers far more than any fan could ever be blamed. The writers and the producers have the ultimate power. I for one wouldn't be upset if they really did shake up the franchise and turn it on it's head but the problem is that you still have to deliver quality. With the route the current producers and writers have taken they haven't pleased anybody. They've pissed off the hard-core fans and haven't been bold enough or good enough to really do anything that would capture a new audience of fans who would replace some of those traditionalist trek fans. It's been said time and time again but I think BattleStar Galatica took something that I thought was not so good originally and updated it for an entire new generation. Trek doesn't have to follow that exact same approach but they should at least have a goal of at least pleasing somebody.

  135. Re: drop by rossdee · · Score: 1

    Exactly. We don't get UPN in this town, and haven't had it for the last 2 and a half years. Its not even included in the enhanced digital cable package.

    Maybe if they let the SciFi channel do reruns it might get more popular.

  136. Are there a lot of reruns? by writermike · · Score: 1

    Seriously, I hadn't noticed. I know that Spike shows TNG during the day and that SKIFFY shows TOS from time-to-time. What reruns are they talking about? The DVD offerings? The books?

    When Spike showed TNG at primetime, I watched it. Did I kill Enterprise?

    I just couldn't get into Enterprise. I couldn't get into Voyager either. I hated the temporal stuff.

    Also: Does this mean the recent Shatner pitch about Starfleet Babies, or whatever it was, is dead?

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  137. Watch Jolene Blalock in Jason and the Argonauts... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There you'll see just how beautiful Blalock really is.

    So I agree with you. The Enterprise producers were idiots.

  138. Bermann just got promoted by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Here in business speak - the last producers could probably relate to that: Mr. Bermann just got promoted at Paramount. There are two ways to look at what he did: one is that he drove the star trek franchise into the ground after having gotten a top-notch running iconic asset from Roddenberry. The other is that he has been "successfully"? spawning derived shows, and so on and so on. The people at Paramount probably were unaware of what momentum Trek has, and thought that he (Bermann) was able to extend it way beyond the life time of the average show. Turns out, that the first scenario is the one that most people here relate to. A pitty since a promoted Bermann is unlikely to fire himself.

  139. Re:Nope. They Forgot To Tell Good Stories by nmb3000 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    In the end, Enterprise and the last few movies were brought down because they weren't telling good stories. Tell a good story and people will watch.

    I sure hope somebody sees this and mods you Insightful because that is _*IT*_. The problem is idiots like Berman are so egotistical and blind to the fans that they figure if the ratings are low it's the fans' fault. Their stories are perfect--who could ask for better?--so it must be for some other reason that the show is dying.

    The best thing for Star Trek would be if Berman and Braga simply disappeared.

    Just for fun, here's an example of just how stupid (coral cached link) the last Trek film was. Funny, yes, but sadly accurate.

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  140. Agreed. And we've already had a break. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Two episodes were enough to convince me to stay away from Enterprise.

    So, as far as I'm concerned, there hasn't been a Star Trek series since Voyager ended in 2001.

    Some would go further than that (given how much Voyager also sucked) and claim that the last Star Trek series was Deep Space Nine, ending in 1999.

    Add to that the fact that Enterprise was cancelled, which indicates that most people were NOT watching it.

    What this means is that people do NOT need a break from Star Trek. On the contrary, they've already had a break of between four and six years.

    Now all we need is a new series that, unlike Enterprise, is good enough to bear the Star Trek name.

  141. Not In Competition With Re-runs by drbill28 · · Score: 1

    It was only in competition for loyalty. Star Trek episodes haven't aired in a while time in the same slot. It's not an excuse for season 4's ratings. What they did was effectively put the nail in the coffin themselves with the scheduling. Enterprise at 8PM. Stargate SG-1 at 8PM. I wonder which one is going to win with the reputation each show has. It's also competing with the rest of the shows on Sci-Fi Friday. The only chance they had was to move the show when SG-1 was moved into the same slot to add Atlantis. I still believe that the should should've aired syndicated like TNG was. It's be more likely to attract viewers being placed in less competitive slots.

  142. Re: drop by mp3phish · · Score: 1

    same here.. TNG first, Enterprise second.. never really liked DS9 or Voyager.. they were too much the same thing over and over again "quark is selling something, Cpt. Janeway is making a friend and an enemy and fighting to try to get home while her mix and matched crew have internal conflicts" same ole same ole.

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  143. what really went wrong was. .... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    It was both. Oversaturation and bad writing.

    I'll accept my award in the form of a check to the Obvious Foundation. Thank you.

  144. complain complain by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You people complain too much. I am a die hard star trek fan, and loved every single series. I am looking forward to the next one, and hope the wait isn't too long.

  145. Well I actually agree in a way.... by Gigamex · · Score: 2, Informative

    But for most different reasons than Berman suggests. He seems to imply that too much of a good thing is just too much no matter what the subject is. I disagree. Life Long Star Trek fan but like a lot of people, I started losing interest in the Deep Space Nine 9 era. For me the shows got worse and worse each iteration (although there are some great Next-Gen epsiodes that rival what the original did) but it finally reached the point where that bar was way below what was acceptable to average people. Star Trek Fanatics might argue that Enterprise is improving but for me 0+1 isn't exactly a big leap. Too many repeated concepts and themes. It seems like the show really had run out of steam way back at DS 9 and that's before Voyager, and Enterprise ever hit the air. I just think a break from Trek is overall a good thing. There is plenty of precendent from other media. The Batman movies, Battle Star Galatica, Dr. Who, etc. I think we need to have a break for some time to pass and someone to bring it back with a new take and a new vision but still holding on to the core concepts of what makes the show special. I'm at a lost myself to point specifically at any one thing except to realize that the franchise has been off-track for a long time. I'm glad Enterprise is done. I'm glad Star Trek is done for a bit. And here's to someone coming along in a few years to breathe some life into it. It's not like Star Trek is going away forever or anything. The franchise is too valuable and has made too much money for it to ever go away. Someone just needs to have a new compelling vision for the show that resonates with a modern audience. In other words I need to miss it before I can welcome it back.

  146. Re: drop by The+One+and+Only · · Score: 1

    Kirk gets it almost every episode

    If by "almost every episode" you mean "three times in the entire Trek canon", then yes.

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  147. I stopped watching when T'Pal was in High Heels in by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I stopped watching when T'Pal was in High Heels in the desert with a bandana.

    I had already had issues with the dropping of the star trek name, the theme song, and their pick for captain. But I was willing to go with it until the stupidity of that scene.

    However I don't think Star Trek needs a break, I think it needs new writers.

  148. how Star Trek can be saved by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Here's how:
    1. Retcon Star Trek: Generations so it never happened. Rewrite Kirk's death to be an honourable one. This alone will win back a small horde of die-hard Kirk fans.
    2. Retcon Star Trek: Enterprise. Worf wakes up one day in a bar from a daydream. We learn that the entire Enterprise series was only Worf's nightmare.
    3. Write a script for a Federation special ops type of show. Many of the members will be young Starfleet Academy students on internship, pressed into service due to the dire threat from the Gonekkians (a new evil alien race).. Jolene Blalock stars. Bakula is nowhere in sight.
    4. The new show's theme song does not feature guitar music or dumb lyrics.
    5. The characters on the new show have human-like character traits, including having emotions.
    6. One of the characters is a Woman Studies major who harangues everyone with the Prime Directive and political correctness. She is frequently the butt of jokes, but once in a while she saves the day.
    7. No time travel. No rewriting Earth's history.
    8. Above all, respect the Star Trek continuity and the fan's intelligence.
    1. Re:how Star Trek can be saved by unitron · · Score: 1
      "No time travel. No rewriting Earth's history"

      Too late, the original series already rewrote Earth's history. Of course it did it thirty-some years before that history occurred, back when it fell under the heading of prediction, so I just deal with it as everything named Star Trek (being filmed in date of production state of the art) as all having been written back in the late 50s, early 60s by a black guy (with a remarkable resemblance to Avery Brooks) working for a pulp 'zine which wasn't brave enough to publish much of it at the time because it was too "socially progressive".

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  149. Skimpy outfits vs character development... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I dunno...I could get used to Hoshi sleeping with the universe and more girl on girl decontamination scenes. 8-)

    I wonder how Majel Barr...er...Roddenberry weighs in on this turn of events...

  150. What Trek is really about by aka_big_wurm · · Score: 2, Interesting

    What was great about Trek was the sence of explortion that it gave you. The feeling of wonder. Where has that gone? They need to find it before they start another serries.

    When i herd of Enerprise I thought they would go and explain how things all started, how they got shields, transporters, and so on. How they made the fedration and met all the races we know now.

  151. Exactly!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    That's the sad part of it. This season has been of a substantially higher quality than the past 3. But I guess the mediocrity of the first 3 seasons turned a lot of people off so they didn't come back to see the new and improved story lines. A shame.

  152. OHHH YEAH by ninji · · Score: 1

    "They are convinced the ratings dropped due to the show competing against other Trek re-runs."

    Yes, becuase Enterprise was CRAP, and shows like TNG and DS9 were amazing, Spike TV's DS-9 and TNG ratings are higher then enterprises ended at, I would say mainly becuase EVERY Star trek fan i know DESPISES the enterprise series, and We are all pretty big star trek nerds (eg can name stardates and events corresponding)

  153. Enterprise *was* competing with other, better Trek by zestymonkey · · Score: 1

    A significant number of households in this country are tuned into "basic cable". This means they have access to the first three Trek series. A long-time Trek fan or someone new to sci-fi could quickly and more easily get involved in those series than a show stuck at 7PM on Fridays, even if the Friday show is the newest.

    I think a significant number of Trek fans also couldn't get over the fact that Enterprise was trouncing on their precious canon. While I disagree with that group on principle, the writers did resort to TNG and DS9 tentpoles (Borg and Ferengi) to attract the Trek audience, which ultimately left the crew of the NX-01 with nothing to distinguish themselves. In the fourth season, we get some sense of pre-TOS events, but it was too little too late. What I hated about Enterprise is that it seemed to ignore canon then strictly adhere to it. The canon-clutching was a factor in the show's problems.

    Berman and Braga exploited the franchise rather tended it. How they got away with seven seasons of Voyager is a mystery to me. The most punishment they received were slightly reduced seasons and slightly reduced air-times toward the end of the series. Enterprise had the potential to erase the problems of Voyager, but they continued the over-glossed, over-produced, sterile approach to sci-fi with the occasional gratituitous titilation that ultimately turns viewers away.

    The Star Trek franchise has left a bad taste in many mouths, and I think we need three to four years to cleanse our palate. Hopefully, Paramount will look to what I hope is continued success of the Stargate franchise, the new Battlestar Galactica, and whatever new series may appear as examples of how to approach any new Star Trek series. They must make the hard choice of maintaining the lengthy, often-contradictory canon or of starting over. They must also decide which network will be the best venue.

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  154. Re:One reason this Trek fan never watched Enterpri by drsquare · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    So you're not watching it because you can't rip it off? That's the lamest thing I've ever heard. People like you don't watch adverts, nor do you contribute to ratings, so why do they care whether you watch it or not? Face it, unless you have one of those ratings boxes, your opinion counts for shit.

  155. Re:Nope. They Forgot To Tell Good Stories by reallocate · · Score: 1

    In truth, I think the factors Berman and Braga, et al, have mentioned as reasons for the cancellation of Enterprise did have an impact. But, the primary reason people stopped watching (and a lot of people stopped watching long before Enterprise aired) is that the stories were inspidid and repetitive.

    Putting aside all the usual reasons cited for Trek's success, it is, fundamentally, a character-driven drama: Take compelling, believable characters and place them in compelling, believable conflicts and you're halfway home. Mix in good story telling and you're home. Those alone won't guarantee success, as TV proves every year. But success is impossible without those elements.

    As I see it, every Trek series has had good characters. Every Trek series has often burdened those characters with silly plots, unbelievable conflict, and insipid dialogue. (E.g., any monster of the week episode on any series.) Enterprise suffered more than the other series. (I think, for the most part, because they avoided the conflict surrounding the formation of the Federation for three years.)

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  156. who watches UPN?? the matter of syndication by Jaryn · · Score: 1

    Yes, I think part of the problem has to do with the idea of Star Trek itself.. in our current entertainment world ((being dumbed down Reality TV garbage)).. but perhaps as much a problem is the way these programs get to us, by networks or cable or syndication.

    here's an excerpt of an interview with The Man himself, in 1991:

    http://www.philosophysphere.com/humanist.html

    Alexander: Of late, the headlines have been saying that the networks have been losing audience share. We have cable networks and shortly we will have direct satellite-to-home broadcasting. Do you think in five or ten years there will still be a place for the networks?

    Roddenberry: There will be a place for them, but they will be just a part of the broad spectrum of communications. The world of three networks carrying the most important messages is long gone. One method of broadcasting -- syndication -- is so much better than networks! Syndication allows you control of your program. The evolution of programming is changing rapidly.

    When you deal with networks, you deal with a lot of people who do not have the experience to make the decisions they make about programming and scripts. I make essentially the same decisions the network people would make, except that I don't have to answer directly to a network hierarchy. ...

    I feel syndication is what let TNG become the success that it did. There was clearly good hype behind it, but the first season or two were really bad. And me, I'm a big fan.. but it was bad. But syndication is much more flexible, can reach people at any time, and TNG was able to get its footing and finally take off.

    But who actually watches UPN? I mean, even if you -wanted- to watch the network, they don't make it easy.

    It may not seem like a lot, but ABC/CBS/NBC/FOX have got this 95% to 97% access to the nation's households.. while WB and UPN have 84%-86% access. (So if your show is being compared to others on a basis of 2.1 million viewers to 1.9 million viewers, that 10% penalty right there is potentially making a 200,000 person difference.)

    Worse than that however--- the few times I've tried watching Enterprise in the States (I'm Canadian, we get Enterprise on the cable Space channel only (another problem)) the UPN reception was horrible! No other stations had this problem those nights, but UPN in this city would cut in and out, making it utterly unwatchable. So I'd change channels, with plans to download the episode later when I got home. So I wonder how many other people have the same problem with a third rate UPN station or affilate.

    .Anyway. I don't want to rant too long but.. five more things, in brief: TNG had great, thoughtful, supsensful 30 second teasers for upcoming episodes while the VOY/ENT ads that UPN airs are loud, utterly idiotic garbage;; UPN has its own interests at heart, its own expensive bottom line to worry about;; All the while UPN is trying to make a name for itself at the big kids table, -- so UPN plans their national program schedule to compete against top programs on other networks,,, while a syndicated station would try to pick up viewers in a timeslot that is most open for their local market;; And up in Canada anyway, you can only get ENT on Space, a station included in a package that costs an extra 15-20 dollars more than basic cable-- while TNG used to air around here on 'Global', a basic cable network-- and that takes a bite out;; and, unfortunately, "Reality TV" is what most people apparently want these days, rather than a thoughtful, well written, suspensful TV show;; lastly, even though I enjoyed it, Enterprise wasn't a very well written show in its first 2 1/2 seasons.... but its writing trumped TNGs first couple season in just about every single way. It's just unfortunate that Enterprise won't be getting the same chances that TNG g

  157. Re: drop by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah it's boring if you break it down into a single formula. But what about your life? I'm sure even voyager is more exciting than your day to day routine if you look at the larger picture.

  158. Re: drop by Scudsucker · · Score: 1

    That was the 60's, man. They were pushing it just to have an interracial kiss...they weren't about to have on screen shagging. It was implied.

  159. Paul Gadzikowski's cartoon on this subject... by wolverine1999 · · Score: 1

    Dailies from 2/3/05

    The above's a nice cartoon with Captain Archer on the left talking to the new 9th Doctor (from the new Dr Who series by the BBC). The sixth episode of the new series featuring the Daleks was broadcast in the UK yesterday.

    Here's my transcript from the cartoon:
    Archer: ENTERPRISE is canceled as of its season finale in May.
    Doctor: I heard. It's interesting DOCTOR WHO was canceled about the time when the NEXT GENERATION came on.
    Doctor: Now WHO is going to be back again and TREK is going to be gone again.
    (Silence)
    Archer: This is all your fault.
    Doctor: Oh please. Cancellation after a season on Friday night is historically the best thing that can happen to a STAR TREK.

  160. Re:Jolene Blalock made to look like a man . Stupid by Jellybob · · Score: 1

    Am I the only person who read that as

    "Most beautiful chicks in the world [are not equal to] Good ratings"?

    Too much code I think :-\

  161. Re: drop by master_p · · Score: 1

    I liked the theme song. Usually, space operas' themes are symphonic, and they have a flavor of 'going-to-war'. The Enterprise theme was actually a soft guitar song, which was really calm and showed clearly that the USS Enterprise was not gonna save the world, but rather learn from it.

  162. I don't agree... by PrettyBoy_75 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    that Trek needs a break.

    What Enterprise suffered from was poor writing, especially in Seasons 1 and 2. The classic example of this is the ep where Archer takes his dog on a diplomatic mission...rubbish.

    Contrast that with Seasons 3 (to some extent) and Season 4, with Season 4 in particular being excellent.

    I think that Berman and Braga are full of shit and are trying to cover their ineptitude and lack of originality.

  163. Re: drop by The+One+and+Only · · Score: 1

    And it was only implied three times. 60's or not, I'm responding to the spurious claim that Kirk was a womanizer.

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  164. lost in dupe land by wild_berry · · Score: 1

    I'm not holding my breath waiting for the people behind these reposts to announce that they're taking a break.

  165. From a Trek Fan Perspective... by John+Leeming · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I had almost given up on ENTERPRISE last season, when I heard that Berman and Braga were essentially stepping back and letting Coto take over as producer.

    My reasons for giving up were the pointless story arcs and liberal re-imagining of the TREK Universe until it was barely comparable to the initial vision of Roddenberry...and being a survivor of the "Arnold Wars" for the heart and soul of Trek, I saw this coming a long time ago.

    When I found that Berman and Braga had written ENTERPRISE into a corner last season for Coto to resolve without help, it showed Berman and Braga for what they were...petulant weasels who desired all credit and spread all blame.

    Considering what Coto was left with, he did a brilliant job of pulling the series out of the corner, and eliminating the 'Time Wars' arc at the same time.

    But Berman and Braga had done their damage...if the fans didn't like _their_ version of TREK, then Coto would be the 'fall guy' for their errors...and he is.

    Berman and Braga are _NOT_ science fiction fans, let alone writers...they are TV hacks, trying to cash in on the work and imagination of others, and being given the keys to the kingdom through control of TREK.

    They wrested control of the TREK franchise from Gene when he had his stroke, and they cut out Majel, reducing her to comic relief or computer voices. They ignored quality of content for T&A and shoot-em-ups.

    A simple check of IMDB on their records indicates that they have no real experience in production of programming, aside from the pocket universe of TREK; it's not unreasonable to presume that they chafed under Roddenberry's "rules" and decided to change the TREK Universe completely to their own interpretations.

    Mind you, this is not to argue that the TREK Universe is inviolate...but their interpretation of the original concepts that Roddenberry laid out bear little or no resemblance to those concepts.

    We could do worse than Manny Coto...in fact, we _have_ done worse with Berman and Braga.

    We would all be better served by getting Paramount to remove those two and letting Coto, or anyone else with a _real_ programming/writing background, take over the TREK Universe.

    Roddenberry created his universe with people who have worked on cop shows, soap operas, adventure shows and films, and all manner of programs, having done the same himself.

    Berman and Braga have incestuously drawn the circle of TREK so tightly that it has developed the same stagnation we would see in inbred hillfolk...the hideous and pointless sterility that we would expect has hit TREK because of them.

    Dump Berman and Braga...let in some 'fresh' genetic material to allow TREK to regenerate as it moves along, and not lock it away for Berman and Braga to continue screwing it all up again.

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  166. Re: drop by holmgang · · Score: 1

    Not many sci-fi shows are going to do well on Friday nights in the US when they are going head to head with the Stargate serie(s).
    While being on UPN didn't help any, not being on the sci-fi channel and having to compete was more deadly to the show.
    I wasn't much of a fan , but all the people I know IRL that were, said that the time slot was the killer.
    They would tape Enterprise, and watch Andromeda and Stargate instead.

  167. where no fan has gone before by wild_berry · · Score: 1

    Best to cleanse society of these obsessed Trekkies and to send the recordings into outer space. And do it with booze. And hookers. Ah, forget the Star Trek thing.

    [/futurama reference, politically correct moderator friends]

    1. Re:where no fan has gone before by fm6 · · Score: 1

      Mass Trekkicide is certainly worth considering. But booze and hookers? That only works on people capable of social interaction.

  168. Not so smart, are we? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's not pissing on the timeline to have goofy stuff go on in a dark universe where Earth is conquerors.

    Now, much of the rest of the show *does* piss on the timeline. So, if you want to dislike the only two episodes with NO TIE IN to the rest, based on emotion, go right ahead.

  169. Re:Jolene Blalock made to look like a man . Stupid by zymano · · Score: 1

    error in perception.

    no c code ever in my comments. lol.

  170. CSI not the best... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Klingon 1: "How did he die? We have little evidence."
    Klingon 2: "I killed him to avenge my honor!"
    Klingon 1: "Aha! Well done!"
    [Klingons begin to fight]

    1. Re:CSI not the best... by AndroidCat · · Score: 1

      Not seeing a problem so far...

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  171. The Federation leads the Klingons 5-2 in the fifth by dexter+riley · · Score: 3, Funny

    Obviously you never watched the original series, which was all about baseball. Remember "The Omega Glory"? Its talk about the "yangs" and the "kohms" is nothing but a thinly veiled reference to the New York Yankees and Commisky Park, home of the Chicago White Sox.

    Remember the scene where Kirk holds up the flag and sings the national anthem?
    Remember the three-run homer by Sulu at the bottom of the fifth?
    Remember Spock and Sox commentator Harry Caray singing "Take Me Out to the Ball Game" in the seventh inning stretch?
    Remember Scotty's cry of "Captain, my arm cannae take much more of this!"

    Ah, the good old days, before ST:Voyager and MLB:Free Agents. Sigh.

  172. Every sci-fi show uses Nazis eventually. by mbauser2 · · Score: 1
    Did every single trek series have episodes about space-nazi's?


    Deep Space Nine managed to be Nazi-free, assuming you're talking literal Nazis (or at least, aliens dressed as literal Nazis). A quick Google search suggests a lot of people see allegorical Nazis in various DS9 aliens. Whatever.

    But this actually reminds me of something I noticed myself: The longer a science-fiction show runs on television, the more likely the show's heroes will have to fight Nazis. Check these out if you don't belive me:

    X-Files
    Galactica 1980
    Lois and Clark
    Sliders
    Lone Gunmen

    Screw it, I can't list them all. Search Google and you'll find Nazis in all sorts of science fiction and fantasy shows, including failed shows (or maybe I should say, especially failed shows) like "Brimstone", "Time Cop", and "The Burning Zone".

    It's just like Godwin's Law: Eventually, every sci-fi series must have a "Nazi episode". And then it gets cancelled.

    I blame this on lazy writers, and an unhealthy abundance of cheap Nazi costumes in Hollywood.
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    1. Re:Every sci-fi show uses Nazis eventually. by DavidTC · · Score: 1
      It's not just Nazis, there's a whole list of things that will eventually appear in any sci-fi or fantasy series.

      It includes 'time loops', 'alternate dimensions', 'out of phase', 'trapped in fiction', etc, etc.

      Oh, and Brimstone is actually a show where Nazis made sense. ;)

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    2. Re:Every sci-fi show uses Nazis eventually. by 1u3hr · · Score: 1
      It's not just Nazis, there's a whole list of things that will eventually appear in any sci-fi or fantasy series.

      After a while, the original creators and writers, who may have some affinity and knowledge of SF, are replaced by generic TV writers who only know what other sci-fi shows have done, and start recycling them. Or when that runs dry, almost any other genre.

      I was particularly disappointed in the Dinotopia series, which despite breathtaking scenery and effects, and some good actors, quickly ran out of plots that did the back story justice. They too had a lame time loop story (of the Groundhog Day variety), and towards the end were abandoning Dinotopia to return to the "real world". That's a "jump the shark" time; like future SF series contriving ways to interact with 20/21st C earth, or mundane drama series when you get cameos by actors appearing as themselves; they sense they can't make their fictional world convincing so try to bring elements of the familiar; ignoring that most of their fans are only interested in it for the fictional world, and end up with something that satisfies no one.

    3. Re:Every sci-fi show uses Nazis eventually. by Profane+MuthaFucka · · Score: 1

      Bauser's Correlary. Bauser's Correlary!

      "As a science fiction series spans increasing numbers of episodes, the probability that at least one of the stories will involve Nazis approaches one."

      You're going to be famous, as famous as Fonzie jumping a shark. Congratulations on your linguistic contributions.

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    4. Re:Every sci-fi show uses Nazis eventually. by mink · · Score: 1

      Brimstone I believe doe snot belong inthat group.
      The show centers around the re-capture and return of souls who escaped hell. Do you tihnk ist a streatch to have one of the hundred or so escaped souls be that of a Nazi.
      The episode itself was pretty good, because the Nazi had decided to try to atone for his past life and was actually doing good. He was not the murderer in the episode as I remember, someone else was.
      He also was one of the few if I remember who calmly acepted his fate of returning to hell and you felt for him since he was using the second chance in a good way (unlike the majority of the others).

      Upon checking the episode guide I find that Brimstone was fucked by fox much like Firefly was. By this I mean episodes shown out of order and ect.

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  173. This is retarded. by crhylove · · Score: 1

    The original Trek was funny, interesting, had some great character actors, who were bad actors, explored the depths of what it means to be human by comparison with other imagined lifeforms, and overall provided an interesting atmosphere. All these spin offs are missing 1 or more of those ingredients. TNG was OK, but took itself too seriously, and lost almost all the humor of the original series. Don't even get me started on the last few...

    Here's an idea. Put together a new trek that had all the features of the old but with all the new tech available for film, CGI, etc. Nothing low budget on tech, and nothing high budget on acting, just the most attractive multi-cultural crew you can put together. Add the soft filter when the flawed captain meets female aliens. Bring back the psychedellic style music. Bring back the go-go boots. Get rid of the shitty neoprene one pieces that make hot chicks like councilor troy look bad. Have porn stars be the aliens!

    rhY

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  174. fans aren't tired of Trek by maxpublic · · Score: 1

    They're tired of Rick "everything I touch turns to shit" Berman fucking up the series beyond redemption. Not only does Trek need a rest but Berman should be banned from doing anything remotely Star Trek for the rest of his life.

    Max

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  175. Arbitrary by YowzaTheYuzzum · · Score: 1

    Yeah, yeah, we know. The problem with Enterprise is that it doesn't have .

  176. Damn, the one time I don't hit preview... by YowzaTheYuzzum · · Score: 1

    *cough*

    Yeah, yeah, we know. The problem with Enterprise is that it doesn't have .

  177. Bah by YowzaTheYuzzum · · Score: 1

    Oh, the hell with it.

  178. Re:One reason this Trek fan never watched Enterpri by NaruVonWilkins · · Score: 1

    People like me are advancing the business model. I'll buy it on DVD, and if it's offered in an on-demand fashion on my computer before that, I'll buy it there, too. Labelling me as a pirate because you can't be bothered to recognize market changes is exactly why the media conglomerates have to monopolize in order to profit.

  179. What pisses me off by diablobsb · · Score: 1

    What pisses me off the most is that the later (post season 4) enterprise eps were actually GOOD...
    If if was kept at this level of quality, I would enjoy more seasons...

    just kill Berman and Braga and keep the show running with the new writters...

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  180. The REAL problem with Friday-night Trek... by mbauser2 · · Score: 1
    A lot of people still go out on Friday nights.


    Yeah, but science-fiction fans don't. The real problem with putting a science-fiction show on a Friday night in America? The science-fiction fans are watcthing the Sci-Fi Channel. When "Sci Fi Friday" isn't in reruns, it's the 800-pound gorilla of sci-fi TV.

    In fact, Neilsen ratings for Enterprise started hitting all-time lows (below 2.0) this January, when the winter season started on the Sci Fi Channel. Believe it or not, Stargate SG-1 was the final nail in Enterprise's coffin. (The first nail, of course, was the fact that Enterprise wasn't a good show.)

    Battlestar Galactica actually gets better ratings than Enterprise! I'm almost embarassed for UPN, because they apparently turned down Battlestar Galactica four years ago.
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  181. Re:One reason this Trek fan never watched Enterpri by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sorry to be a prude, but I don't think they will miss a fan that didn't bother watching it with the commercials in it. Skipping advertising with tivo and replay seems to upset them as it is. sharing it with no commercials attached seems to really make them angry, and I don't like them (whether they are angry or not!).

  182. Proof that saturation arguments are WRONG. by mbauser2 · · Score: 3, Insightful
    General audiences are oversaturated with Star Trek, and have been Since Voyager's early days.


    I have three words that will reveal that any and all variations on the "too much Trek" argument as unequivocally wrong. Those three words?

    Law and Order

    Just like Trek, every episode of Law & Order is "competing" with decades of its own reruns -- the original L&O is currently airing its 15th season, Special Victims Unit its 6th, and Criminal Intent its 4th. That means there's 22 (14 + 5 + 3) years of L&O reruns on cable right now.

    Star Trek has 24 years of reruns in play at the moment -- 3 for the original, and 7 for each of three spin-offs. (Enterprise reruns aren't syndicated yet, and the cartoon isn't airing anywhere.)

    I'm pretty sure L&O reruns air more often than Trek reruns, so let's consider it even -- Both franchises have an unhealthy number of old episodes to "compete" with. Yet Dick Wolf and NBC can get general audiences to watch four new episodes of Law & Order every week, while UPN and Berman/Braga can't get a fraction of the same audience to watch one episode of Enterprise.

    See my point? If the problem was as simple as "general audiences" burning out on over-exposed franchises, they would have given up on L&O, too. But they didn't. The problem isn't in the audience. It's in the the show.

    We could argue all night long about why L&O has longer legs than Trek. I figure L&O has two things going for it -- better marketing (NBC is just better at promotion than UPN) and consistency -- whether you like L&O or not, you have to admit that it's pretty much the same show it was 15 years ago. (The producers know their franchise's strengths, and stick to them.) The last ten years of Trek on the other hand, have been all over the place. Star Trek has no quality control.

    Which is my long-winded way of agreeing with half the posters here: The problem isn't "too much Star Trek", it's "too much bad Star Trek". Trek's been going downhill since Voyager and it's not going to get better with hacks like Berman and Braga. Even letting the show "rest for a few years" won't help, unless they get some new, smarter producers.
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    1. Re:Proof that saturation arguments are WRONG. by mink · · Score: 1

      Funny thing about LAw and Order re-runs. With 15 seasons to chose from, you only get the same 10 or so episodes re-run forever.

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  183. Re:Reruns are the problem? Not likely. by DavidTC · · Score: 1
    Well, there's a reason it was an unheard of region...it doesn't exist anymore. They took down the spheres that were making it.

    But, yes, the rest of it was lame.

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  184. Brannon Braga by baxendall138 · · Score: 1
    A lot of these issues have already been talked about but I thought that I'd share with you what I learned at a speech given by Brannon Braga about a month ago at Claremont McKenna College in Claremont, CA. The topic of discussion was philosophy in Science Fiction but he quickly diverged into the subject of writing for Star Trek over the years.

    One of his more memorable quotes I thought was when someone asked him to explain the declining interest in the Star Trek francise. He replied that it was strange to hear that question because for years and years the question was always "why is Star Trek so popular even to this day?" Of course to that question he would talk about how it reaffirmed many of our hopes and dreams for the future and reflected on our own lives, etc. etc. But now that he was being asked this question, he attributed the decline in interest was, as has already been stated, due to an oversaturation, that audiences needed a break. He said that Episode 501 of the Star Trek series could be just as good as Episode 1 but it's still the five-hundred and first episode. There's just only so much we can take.

    What I thought was more interesting, though, was that he claimed that the actual writing quality hadn't declined throughout the years, that Star Trek episodes were just as innovative and interesting as ever, but that the audiences were just too tired of stories about time travel and worm holes. (This point I think I would have to disagree with but as a writer for Voyager and the Creator/Writer of Enterprise, I think I gave him the benefit of a doubt.)

    He pointed to "Lost" as a promising show that he classified as science fiction which was going in a new direction that he felt other shows should follow.

    Finally, I thought I would just add that Brannon Bragga seems to be a little more generous with how much time it will be before Star Trek comes back. When asked if Star Trek would continue on in any other forms, he said that certainly fans would continue on efforts to keep the show affloat (he sited the group of fans who tried to pay for an additional season of Enterprise by raising money themselves) but he said that Star Trek wouldn't be back for at least another ten years.

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    1. Re:Brannon Braga by John+Leeming · · Score: 1

      Let's look at the facts, as presented by Braga in his own Paramount-controlled biography:


      Berman joined the Paramount family in 1984 as director of current programming, overseeing Cheers, Family Ties and Webster. Within a year, he was named executive director of dramatic programming, overseeing the development of the telefilms, mini-series and specials including the epic "Space," "Wallenberg: A Hero's Story" and ABC's top-rated MacGyver. He was promoted in May 1986 to vice president, longform and special projects for Paramount Network Television, overseeing the development of telefilms, mini-series and specials. In 1987, he was selected by Gene Roddenberry to join him as he created Star Trek: The Next Generation. In 1991, following Roddenberry's death, Berman took over the reins for Star Trek.

      Prior to joining Paramount, he was director of dramatic development for Warner Bros. Television. He was an independent producer on numerous projects from 1982-1984, including What on Earth, an informational series for HBO, and "The Primal Mind," a one-hour award-winning special for PBS. From 1977-1982, he was senior producer of The Big Blue Marble, for which he won an Emmy for Outstanding Children's Series.


      In short, no real experience in actually producing television drama, let alone science fiction, in his repertoire.

      No wonder he sees LOST as a 'good' program; he would see LOST IN SPACE as a 'good' program given his lack of ability to adequately produce a program. He sees it as 'good' because _anything_ would be better than what he himself has done.

      Following his "logic", then Stephen King doesn't sell books because there's "only so much we can take"; the same applies to LAW AND ORDER, to tapioca pudding, or to holding your own baby after it eats.

      What unmitigated gall!

      Braga and Berman are mediocre hacks, at best, who are summary examples of the "those that can, do" symptomology of bad television, having never actually produced anything in the genre before taking over one of the most well-known, if not well-loved cultural icons that spans the globe.

      It's not "oversaturation" that's the issue; it's their inability to be creative, to conceptualize outside their own limited imaginations, and failure to understand that you _can_ bring in outsiders 'not of your tribe' to carry the concept forward.

      They want full credit, and to achieve that, they demand total control...and the TREK franchise suffers because of their egos.

      Remove them from TREK and start a new series, and it will stay on the air at least five years, if not more.

      J. Michael Strascynzki has offered to take the helm; I understand that even Kevin Smith has shown an interest as well as many others...

      But it's interesting to see that despite this show of interest, Braga and Berman insist that 'they know best', and are pulling the plug for a few years, and screw anyone who thinks other than as they do.

      It's not hard to connect the dots here...nor to assign the blame and responsibility.

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  185. Typical by BrookHarty · · Score: 1

    A CEO runs a company into the ground and blames the comsumers. Nobody is buying the product! Wheres my golden parachute.

    Same thing with the StarTrek franchise, ran into the ground, blaming the consumers for his poor run of the company.

  186. Characters by gdad2 · · Score: 1

    My problem with this franchise from the beginning of TNG is there are no realistic characters anywhere to be found. Think about it: the reason we love Serenity and Battlestar is because the characters are fallible. They swear, (frak!), sweat, make bad descisions, and occaisionally think with the wrong head. When the sh*t hits the fan, their military (yes, kids, StarFLEET is supposed to be a military organization) training kicks in and they get serious. (Remember when Kirk was hell-bent to start a war with the Klingons on Organia? Spock never said that wasn't a good idea. They just followed orders.)

    The reason the alternate universe trek stories are so much fun is all the characters are more realistic -- granted, aggressive, but real.

    Ten years of Trek can't measure up to the moment when Adama told his Master Seargent that a good man was in the brig because he couldn't keep his fly zipped.

    I think Berman is more of an investment banker then a writer.

  187. Viewer decline by Tekoneiric · · Score: 1

    I really thing that the decline of people watching Enterprise is the result of it being against two Stargate Series and Battlestar Galactica. Working out a deal to put it on Sci-Fi would be their best move. -Andrea-

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  188. Re:Nope. They Forgot To Tell Good Stories by Bat_Masterson · · Score: 1

    Are there any good stories left in the Trek Universe? Between the books, the movies, and the television shows, what more could they do that would be a "good story"?

  189. Theme song... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well to be fair, the two mirror episodes this latest season had pretty cool intro credits. 'Course it's kind of sad that only in an alternate universe can we get cool intro credits...

  190. Re:Brannon Braga OOOPS by John+Leeming · · Score: 1

    My apologies: Here's Braga's bio:


    A native of Bozeman, Montana, Braga was educated at Kent State University and The University of California, Santa Cruz, studying Theater Arts and Filmmaking. He began his career in entertainment in 1990 when he received the Academy of Television Arts & Sciences Writing Internship that led to a writing/producing post on Star Trek: The Next Generation. In all, he has written more than 100 Star Trek episodes.


    My point remains, however...NO PRACTICAL TELEVISION EXPERIENCE TO USE TO CREATE.

    An intern is handed the power?

    Perhaps a geek's wet dream of power, but in the real world of trying to produce a television program?

    Sorry...regardless of his resume, he has no real strengths to handle TREK save his own ego.

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  191. Star Trek needs to grow up by Timbotronic · · Score: 1
    The new BSG leaves the Star Trek franchise for dead. Star Trek's too squeaky clean. The characters are all either heros or "lovably quirky". There's a magical engineering solution to every problem and a simple moral position on every dilemma.

    BSG provides a refreshing contrast. Their fleet is an aging relic, the cast are humanly fallible and their treatment of the cylons raises some very contemporary questions of how civil societies react to enemies within their ranks. BSG is to Star Trek as Bladerunner was to Star Wars. For those of us who aren't 13, that's a lot more interesting.

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  192. Not quite by davmoo · · Score: 1

    Speaking as a Trek fan since forever...

    ratings dropped due to the show competing against other Trek re-runs

    The ratings droped for "Enterprise" because, quite frankly, it sucked.

    Likewise, "Star Trek: Nemesis" tanked because, quite frankly, it sucked.

    Paramount and The Powers That Be apparently decided that they could slap the name "Star Trek" on any old turd pile and it would sell. Only now are they realizing the truth...now that its almost too late.

    When even actors in the series think it sucks, that should have told them something about "Enterprise". While I will watch the end just to see how it wraps up, I'm not at all sorry to see it go. I'm not sure I'll even bother to buy the DVDs of "Enterprise".

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  193. I'm really sick of the "soap opera" complaint! by mbauser2 · · Score: 1

    Seriously, it seems like science-fiction fans start complaining about "soap operas" every time a show asks them to remember what happened the previous week. Continuing storylines aren't what hurts Star Trek with normal audiences. Normal audiences watch shows with continuing storylines all the time. Here's the current Nielsen Top 20:

    1 CSI
    2 DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES
    3 AMERICAN IDOL-TUESDAY
    4 AMERICAN IDOL-WEDNESDAY
    5 CSI: MIAMI
    6 SURVIVOR: PALAU
    7 GREY'S ANATOMY ABC
    8 HOUSE FOX
    9 EVERYBODY LOVES RAYMOND
    10 E.R.
    11 TWO AND A HALF MEN
    12 COLD CASE
    13 WITHOUT A TRACE
    14 LAW AND ORDER
    15 EXTREME MAKEOVER:HM ED
    16 APPRENTICE 3
    17 60 MINUTES
    18 CBS SUNDAY MOVIE
    19 JUDGING AMY
    20 REVELATIONS

    Yeah, there are some procedural shows there, but there's also a bunch of shows with continuing storylines. And they're all getting better ratings than Enterprise, which has been hovering around a 2.0 rating all season. If continuing storylines are a problem for Trek, it's not because normal audiences are too lazy to keep up with the show, it's because Trekkies are too lazy to keep up with the show.

    Highest-rated sci-fi show on TV right now? Battlestar Galactica. Continuing storylines can't be that bad for a show....

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    1. Re:I'm really sick of the "soap opera" complaint! by jellomizer · · Score: 1

      Sigh. That post made me very depressed. There are only 2 shows I would even tolerate watching which is 15 and 17.

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  194. Re: drop by AussieVamp2 · · Score: 1

    to what? my wife really liked that theme!

  195. Re: drop by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The thing is, if you ask someone their favourite order, everyone likes something different.

    I loved Enterprise and Voyager, enjoyed The Next Generation and DS9, and barely could stomach TOS as an adult. (I'll admit that I enjoyed TOS as a kid. But I outgrew it, just like I outgrew Doctor Who and Worzel Gummidge)

    PS. I take it back -nobody can outgrow Worzel Gummidge.
    (Make it Catweasel instead :)

  196. or maybe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...fans are just saturated with the nose/ear/forehead prosthetic alien of the week that can only save the galaxy through time travel enabled by reversing the polarity of the neutrons. maybe what the Trek series need are a break from the boring, non-creative garbage that Berman and Braga pump out every week. Apparently, they're too busy pissing on Roddenberry's grave to sit down and come up with watchable TV.

    Worst ST character ever: Deanna Troi. Whiny mistress of the obvious. (Angry alien: "I'll destroy you and the entire Federation!" Troi:"Captain I sense hostility")

  197. A flaw in your hypothesis! by mbauser2 · · Score: 2, Insightful
    The article you mention is a joke. Not once does it mention Enterprise airing only on UPN, unlike previous Star Trek successes.


    Uh, what?

    Dude, Voyager was a UPN show. Not one of the great Star Treks, but it did better (ratings-wise) than Enterprise.

    In the world of science, if something fails when it had always succeeded, we identify the differences, and hypothesize that the differences cause the failure.


    Which only works, of course, if the differences are real.

    Then it goes on to hypothesize things like saturation and a poor matchup with UPN content. If that was the problem, Enterprise wouldn't have started out with 12 million viewers.


    I agree that the "saturation" argument is bogus. I think you're underestimating the "poor matchup with UPN content". Enterprises's premiere got 12 million viewers because UPN heavily promoted the show outside UPN -- Billboards, magazine stories, commercials on cable channels, etc.

    After the premiere, however, they mostly depended on advertsing the show on UPN, which is where the "poor matchup" becomes a problem. As the NYT article points out, most UPN shows skew "young female" (Veronica Mars, America's Next Top Model). That's not an audience that can be turned Trekkie with mere commercial. (Another "mismatch" the NYT is too polite to mention -- UPN's entire sitcom line-up is aimed at urban African-Americans, another demographic that's less enthusiastic about science fiction than the white males who form Trek's (and Slashdot's) core audience.)

    Never underestimate the power of a "network demographic". Unlike it advertises off-net, UPN can only market its shows to people who already watch UPN. That makes it hard to promote shows that don't match the existing viewers. Shows that aren't promoted well usually don't suceed. It becomes a vicious circle that's hard to escape. (Look at CBS. They've spent years trying to get a younger demographic, but they had trouble promoting "young" shows, when all the people watching their commericials are retirees.)

    Considering that Enterprise was a bad show saddled with poor promotion, it's a wonder it lasted as long as it did.
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    1. Re:A flaw in your hypothesis! by NutscrapeSucks · · Score: 1

      Not to defend UPN too strongly, but that argument seems to be a copout. Remember that Next Generation was syndicated and became very popular with even less promotion and demographic compatibility than UPN provides.

      UPN tried for about eight years straight to build a "science fiction night" around Star Trek and never found anything that worked. I think the main problem is that Star Trek fans aren't generic scifi fans nor are they generic young males or any other generic passive demographic. It was a thing that people actively sought out and tuned into, no matter where it was. That is why they got so many viewers for the Enterprise premiere, and is why that terrible Voyager episodes got 3 times the viewers of recent Enterprise episodes.

      The other issue is that the ratings have been a steady straight line downward since Next Generation went off the air. This indicates that people were just getting bored of the program. Even though this was happening, Paramount never changed producers or fundementally altered the TNG-derived Formula. The decision to keep Trek conservative and ride it down to the bottom was made years ago, and promotion wouldn't have changed that much.

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    2. Re:A flaw in your hypothesis! by mbauser2 · · Score: 1

      Not to defend UPN too strongly, but that argument seems to be a copout. Remember that Next Generation was syndicated and became very popular with even less promotion and demographic compatibility than UPN provides.

      You make it sound like I'm saying it was just a promotion problem. I said in the last line of my post that Enterprise had its own problems as a show, in addition to UPN's inadequate promotion of it.

      Anyway, I don't know if a direct comparison to the marketing of The Next Generation is appropriate. Sure, TNG ran in syndication, but it ran in before UPN and the WB existed, Fox was only a year old, and there was damn little original programming on cable (or in syndication, come to think of it). A show then didn't need as much promotion as a show needs now, because it had a lot less competition.

      For what it's worth, my recollection is that Paramount promoted the hell out of Next Generation. There was a lot of magazine and newspaper coverage (which is part of television promotion -- studios can push certain shows by making actors and creative staff more available to the media), helped by the fact that TNG was the first new live-action Trek series since the original.

      Also, although Paramount always had trouble getting syndicating stations to run enough commercials, they had a secret weapon: Paramount owned Entertainment Tonight . Back in the 1980s, that was the only "entertainment news" show around, and it mostly ran on a higher-rated network stations. Paramount was effectively able to give Next Generation free advertising on other networks. (Entertaiment Tonight is probably less influential now that's its got a lot of competition in the vapid news field.)

      I think the main problem is that Star Trek fans aren't generic scifi fans nor are they generic young males or any other generic passive demographic.

      I didn't say "young males", I said "white males". I feel completley confident in saying white males are Trek's core (not exclusive) audience, because I've met them... at Star Trek conventions.

      I haven't been to a convention in a long time (Trek hasn't been fun for me since DS9 ended), but I strongly suspect the core audience is not young. If you want young males to follow something like Trek, you have to keep cycling new viewers into the viewer base. Unfortunately, Trek has been losing viewers (at a rate that suggests they're not cycling in new viewers) for years. At this point, I'd have to say that the only people watching Enterprise are old Trekkies who can't let go.

      The producers know that, or they wouldn't have used a theme song written by Diane Warren. You just don't pick Diane Warren songs for shows aimed at young male viewers. You pick Diane Warren songs for shows aimed at Baby Boomers.

      It was a thing that people actively sought out and tuned into, no matter where it was. That is why they got so many viewers for the Enterprise premiere, and is why that terrible Voyager episodes got 3 times the viewers of recent Enterprise episodes.

      I'm not sure what your argument is here. Why do you think people would seek out Voyager "no matter where it was", but not Enterprise? The shows were in the same place -- UPN. Did Trekkies just get worse at finding things?

      This indicates that people were just getting bored of the program.

      I think the "boredom" argument is the real cop-out. As I've already pointed out, Law & Order is still sucessful, despite having almost as many episodes in syndication as Trek and sticking even closer to its formula. Americans

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    3. Re:A flaw in your hypothesis! by NutscrapeSucks · · Score: 1

      Well, I think we're talking past each other here. Were many Enterprise episodes bad? Yes. Is UPN a crap network? Yes. Is the Trekkie Demographic old and less desirable? Yes.

      My overall point is that Star Trek is "boring" because they've been running the concept and dramatic structures with the same producers for 15 years -- TNG, TNG on a space station, TNG in another quadrant, and TNG the prequel. Same stuff. And year after year it's become less popular, and they've done nothing fundemental to change it. Too much consistancy was the problem.

      My theory is that they determined that there was no future for Star Trek other than it's declining, aging fanbase, and just chose to rode it down to the bottom. Quality? Was it really that much worse than those lousy TNG and DS9 eps that got great ratings? It might have slowed the decline, but its doubtful that better scripts and better acting alone would've bring in a new audience.

      As for Law and Order, any of the sequels might as well be called "Generic Cop Show". Unlike Star Trek, the characters are largely meaningless to the stories and the plots are recycled from the newspapers. If sci-fi was in demand like cop shows, you maybe could put on a 2-dimensional "Kirk fights with aliens in rubber suits" show for 20 years, but Star Trek is supposed to be engaging on a higher level, and they've just simply run out gas on ideas how.

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  198. Star Trek old? I think not. by itchyNADZ · · Score: 1

    Good stories never go out of style.

    Unfortunately, Trek has been the unfortunate recipient of mediocre storylines and plot devices ever since ST:Voyager began.

    Voyager had the greatest potential of any of the recent Star Treks. Imagine, a ship in a totally unfamiliar region of space. Imagine all of the possible new situations and stories. Now come back to reality and realize that Berman and Braga basically have ruined the franchise with rehashed stories, plot holes and inconsistancies, situations with arbitrary and easy solutions, and more technobabble than should be legally allowed.

    After Voyager, B & B have taken their brand of talent to Enterprise and similar results have occured. The Season 4 addition of Manny Coto to the storywriting staff happened too late in Enterprise's life to have an effect.

    After 11 years of such rubbish, is it any wonder why the ratings have plummeted?

  199. Berman - READ THIS by tuxlove · · Score: 1

    Rick, you are sorely mistaken. The fans of Star Trek are not burned out on the franchise. We can't get enough good Star Trek. The problem is, Star Trek is not good. It has nothing to do with viewer fatigue.

    What is the problem with Enterprise, then? Bad writing, boring characters, awful stories, and absolutely no respect for continuity with previous series. Vulcans getting "STDs" from mind melding? A stigma against mind melding? Vulcans being aggressive, deceitful and shortsighted? The borg? Romulans? T'Pau a rebel? Give us a break! Stop fucking with things that are dear to viewers! Make up something new instead of rehashing and mangling old standards. This series had unlimited potential to do new and interesting things, and you squandered it.

    Most importantly, get someone less tired than yourself to run things. And more talented.

  200. Re:Jolene Blalock made to look like a man . Stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Heh, Even tho Topol was mannish and asexual, she was still too much stimulation for most Trekkies. Those toads like their space morality plays emily bronte-style.

  201. Re:Nope. They Forgot To Tell Good Stories by NutscrapeSucks · · Score: 1

    As I see it, every Trek series has had good characters.

    As I see it, the fundemental problem with all the post-TNG series is that the characters were conceptualized as repressed boy scouts and were incapabible of generating any tension or conflict themselves. Rather than Kirk & Spock, you got wooden Rodenbury-utopia parodies of real people. In other words, the characters were bad.

    And that is the main reason the the plots weren't compelling and the dialog was insipid -- the characters simply had no motiviation except "Go Starfleet" and "Prime Directive" and the writers had nothing to work with.

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  202. Re: drop by clem · · Score: 1

    That was the 60's, man. They were pushing it just to have an interracial kiss...they weren't about to have on screen shagging. It was implied.

    Implied how? Did the Enterprise fly through a tunnel?

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  203. Re:One reason this Trek fan never watched Enterpri by drsquare · · Score: 1

    What a bunch of lame, self-centered, piracy-apologising drivel.

    You're not advancing the business model, no more than I'm advancing the business model for football matches by sneaking in rather than buying a ticket. It's just copyright infringement. I'm not labelling you a pirate, you're a pirate by definition, because you pirate TV programmes.

    You make it sound as if ripping off stuff for free is making the world a better place or something. Of course you'll be the first to complain when you get sued.

  204. Re:Nope. They Forgot To Tell Good Stories by reallocate · · Score: 1

    Since the writers develop the characters, it is facile to argue the characters gave them "nothing to work with". Quite the opposite: the writers could have changed those characters anytime they wished. The fact that they didn't points to bad writing and bad story telling.

    The Kirk in TOS was a one-dimensional hormone-driven cowboy, and Spock was an immature Vulcan fixating on repressing his emotions. As the actors aged and played the roles in the movies, the writers did add depth to their characters, e.g., Kirk became very aware of his own mortality and Spock became one of the more emotional figures in Trek.

    The quality of TOS is often greatly overrated. Many of its shows were among the cheesiest of teh franchise.

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  205. Except... by Kjella · · Score: 1

    ...the alien Nazi season opening. Bad leftover from 3rd season.

    Since then I had a lot of hope for it until the last couple of episodes.

    Orion Syndicate? With three almost-naked girls doing erotic dances? Alternate universe with Hoshi in underwear and T'Pols bare midriff?

    Seems to me the basic tone was "Well, we've tried this old-school decent stories now for half a series, let's try T&A again."

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    1. Re:Except... by mink · · Score: 1

      "Orion Syndicate? With three almost-naked girls doing erotic dances?"

      I seem to remember something about Orion slave girls and the Syndicate from TOS (Menagerie part II, Journey to Babel, and the Cage I think).

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  206. Re:I stopped watching when T'Pal was in High Heels by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    at least they didn't strip her naked and cover her with oil... oh, wait...

  207. Re:One reason this Trek fan never watched Enterpri by NaruVonWilkins · · Score: 1

    So, let's see. TV is available for free, over the airwaves, or I can download it for free. You, sir, are an idiot.

  208. Re:Nope. They Forgot To Tell Good Stories by Gonzo73 · · Score: 1

    Wish I had mod points, that link had me ROFL, so sad but true. Good one!

  209. In Soviet Mirror Universe... by zakharin · · Score: 0

    The show kills the producers

  210. Controversial Controversy confusion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    They ignored quality of content for T&A and shoot-em-ups.

    Yes, they do seem to have gotten confused and mistaken controversy for controversial. Hence the space battle seasons vs. the poignant social commentary episodes that were a significant part of all the Star Trek series until Enterprise.

    Miss those days, I do.

  211. AKA Re:Berman + Braga + Bus = Good Trek by NuShrike · · Score: 1

    a.k.a. The Suc-cu-Bus?

  212. B5? Re:I'll agree with one thing Berman said by NuShrike · · Score: 1

    Nobody seems to have mentioned that DS9 was competing against B5 in DS9's 2nd half, and basically copied the story-arc formula of B5 with story events being important later, etc etc. at the time when B5 was killing DS9 in the ratings.

    1. Re:B5? Re:I'll agree with one thing Berman said by Scudsucker · · Score: 1

      and basically copied the story-arc formula of B5

      Oh please, B5 was so much better than DS9 on continuity, creativity, and acting that you don't need to result to old, weak, delusional "they copied B5!!!" crap. Because if you want to go there, you can also bitch about how B5 copied DS9, from having the same actor who played an admiral on DS9 involved in a conspiracy against the government, come on B5 to play a general involved in a conspiracy against the government, to hiring famous Trek actors like Andreas Kostulas and Majel Barrett, or having a small, secret, butt kicking ship.

  213. Here's a creepy thought.... by mbauser2 · · Score: 1

    What if all those pedophiles just buy Trek DVDs because pedophiles like Wesley Crusher?

    As if being a child actor didn't suck enough....

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  214. Year 4 of Enterprise had GOOD stories by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Since Manny Coto kicked out Braga, and became the new show=runner, Year 4 has been telling GOOD stories.

    It wasn't Trek that was burned out.

    It was Braga.

    troy

  215. Holy cow! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I was drinking something, you know.

  216. Re:Nope. They Forgot To Tell Good Stories by NutscrapeSucks · · Score: 1

    > the writers could have changed those characters anytime they wished.

    Not true at all, the writers are handcuffed by the production, and they stated explicity that it was "Gene's vision" that Starfleet officers lacked major flaws or conflicts.

    A good example is the guy in Voyager who was a anti-federation rebel in the pilot. Obviously there could have been a lot of potential there, but they immediately turned him into paper-pushing desk jockey and only highlighted his rebelious qualities once in a blue moon when it suited some contrived plot point. At which point, his motiviation had little or no traction with the audience.

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  217. Re:Nope. They Forgot To Tell Good Stories by reallocate · · Score: 1

    I doubt you have evidence the writers were contractually obligated to portray characters as unflawed and unconflicted. Roddenberry, a writer himself, imbued the TOS characters with a significant amount of personal flaws and conflict, from which grew the best stories.

    I am certain that Paramount constrains the Trek creative staff from making major and surprising changes to established characters. That makes sense because viewers and readers expect the characters to behave in a familiar way.

    Ultimately, Trek is an ensemble drama, just like shows like LA Law, Law and Order, or Desparate Housewives. We watch those shows because the characters are interesting and we care about them. A show has only one chance -- one episode -- to convince people that the characters are interesting and worth caring about. Enterprise, in particular, failed to do that. None of the S-F trappings, none of the multi-episode arcs, none of the references to Trek's legacy make any difference when you're watching you don't care about doing uninteresting things.

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  218. Except nothing - by StarKruzr · · Score: 1

    Now we have decent stories AND T&A.

    Where's the problem here?

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  219. Re: drop by mink · · Score: 1

    They did get attacked by a cornucopia (a.k.a. horn of plenty) once.

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  220. Re:One reason this Trek fan never watched Enterpri by mink · · Score: 1

    The trick to using bittorrent and not getting in trouble with asshats is to use Azureus (java client) with the latest sun java and a plugin called "safe peer" it keeps the bad ip's out (mostly).

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  221. Re:One reason this Trek fan never watched Enterpri by NaruVonWilkins · · Score: 1

    I think they'll miss a fan who owns all the DVD sets for the other series, eh?

  222. Re: drop by Scudsucker · · Score: 1

    If by "implied" you mean "beaten over the head with hints because I have no imagination", then yes.