I'm travelin' down the road, I'm flirtin' with disaster. I've got the pedal to the floor, My life is running faster. I'm out of money, I'm out of hope, It looks like self destruction. Well how much more can we take, With all of this corruption.
Been flirtin' with disaster, Ya'll know what I mean. And the way we run our lives, It makes no sense to me. I don't know about yourself or, What you want to be - YEAH. When we gamble with our time, We choose our destiny.
Chorus: I'm travelin' down that lonesome road. Feel like I'm dragging a heavy load. Yeah! I've tried to turn my head away, Feels about the same most every day. Speeding down the fast lane, Playin' from town to town. The boys and I have been burnin' it up, Can't seem to slow it down. I've got the pedal to the floor, Our lives are runnin' faster, Got our sights set straight ahead, But ain't sure what we're after.
Flirtin' with disaster, Ya'll know what I mean. You know the way we run our lives, It makes no sense to me. I don't know about yourself or, What you plan to be - Yea!! When we gamble with our time, We choose our destiny.
Chorus: Yeah!! We're travelin' down that lonesome road. Feel like I'm dragging a heavy load. Don't try to turn my head away, I'm flirtin' with disaster every day. Flirtin' with disaster, baby, Ya'll know what I mean. You know the way we run our lives, It makes no sense to me. I don't know about yourself or, What you plan to be - Yea!! When we gamble with our time, We choose our destiny.
Chorus: Yeah!! We're travelin' down that lonesome road. Feel like I'm dragging a heavy load. Don't try to turn my head away, I'm flirtin' with disaster every day.
Whoopty fucking doo, compadre, you spreken a little duetch. I lived there for 6 years. In Nurnberg and Erlangen, YHBT, next time don't feed a troll. HAND.
And just who the fuck were the Nazis? That's right, Germans. Murderous fucking krouts, synonymous terms, my friend. Those bastards fought the world twice (well, not including the Germanic tribes vs the Romans, who once ran "the world") and lost! Maybe they will think twice the next time round...
Where's your trolls at Where's your trolls at Where's your trolls at
Where's your trolls at Where's your trolls at Where's your trolls at
Where's your trolls at Where's your trolls at Where's your trolls at
Where's your trolls at Where's your trolls at Where's your trolls at
Don't let the walls cave in on you We can't evolve alone without you Don't let the walls cave in on you We can't evolve alone without you Don't let the walls cave in on you You get what you give that much is true Don't let the walls cave in on you You turned the world away from you
Where's your trolls at Where's your trolls at Where's your trolls at Where's your trolls at Where's your trolls at Where's your trolls at
You have found yourself Trapped in this incomprehensible maze Where's your trolls at Where's your trolls at Don't make it easy on yourself Where's your trolls at
Got to get... Got to get... Got to get... Got to get...
Where's your trolls at...
Where's your trolls at Where's your trolls at Where's your trolls at
Where's your trolls at Where's your trolls at Where's your trolls at
Don't let the walls cave in on you We can't evolve alone without you Don't let the walls cave in on you We can't evolve alone without you Where's your trolls at Where's your trolls at We can't evolve alone without you We can't evolve alone without you
[Eminem] I'm the devil - if ever there was such a thing The results of much too many drugs what you're seeing I'm a mindfuck, completely dis-{*gus*}-ting I'm {*white*}, a human mutt, fuck a being I'm a dog - fuck lambs, I'm silencin 'em all I'm involved in murders forensic science couldn't solve Giant set of balls too big to buy a set of drawers Might as well unzip my fly and let 'em fall to the floor Each thought's completely warped I'm like a walkin, talkin, ouija board Speakin in tongues, I've never spoke this speech before.. Hhem-delle-la, ennich-me-noughh-mi-niche-mick-norr.. Have you ever experienced spirits in lyrics when you hear 'em 'til you scared to stare in into any mirrors when you near 'em? Well if so, get ready for some shit yo "Is this some kind of sick joke?" Shit no, motherfuckin schitzo So disturbed, he just goes so berzerk he tiptoes This verse was his urge to slit throats of just hoes Just goes to shizzow you dizzon't, fizzuck with so-someone this disturbed, sa-sippin on si-zzurp So - lock your doors, drop to the floors Get your shotguns drawn - here comes another "Clockwork Orange" Look at Bizarre; you really think he's right in his mind? What the fuck you think's goin through it when he's writin his rhyme?
[Chorus: Eminem] You bout to - journey into the mind of a psychopath killer Blood spiller, mentality much iller than you could ever imagine in your wildest dreams You'll feel his pain and his silent screams You bout to - journey into the mind of a psychopath killer Blood spiller, mentality much iller than you could ever imagine in your wildest dreams You'll feel his pain and his violent screams
[Bizarre] It's Friday night, I'm at a rave again Pickin up transvestites on my Harley-Davidson (hey hop on) My girlfriend's a crackhead whore She'll come to your door, suck your dick on the floor and take your bottles to the store (nigga I'm takin these) Have you ever seen a bitch get beat because she won't cheat Run the street and suck another nigga's meat? My son's sixteen years old with nowhere to stay (dad it's me) I told him he wasn't mine, slammed the door in his face And I ain't got no food, my job I've been cheated My girlfriend had a miscarriage (I'm sorry) I had to eat it (ohh) My dick is burnin, it ain't cause of disease Because I'm jackin off with gasoline mixed with antifreeze (AHH!) I'm livin in Waco Texas, me and my girl Fuck David Koresh, I'm startin my own world It's called Bizarre Cemetary, it's scary Eatin a virgin's cherry, they're all gonna laugh at you Carey
[Chorus]
[Kon Artis] I was born feet first, smoke 40's and drink weed The Lord rehearsed my birth, I'm the worst breed A nigga you ever set sight on, my right arm's got more power than (?) Dragon's python so "Journey into the mind of a psychopath killer" Light yo' ass like a liquid nitro-gas spiller Psycho slash Michael Myers, Michael Jack's "Thriller" Rifle slash knife faggot that's your "Cop Killer" As a yung'un, I was beat where I was livin (aight) Crossdressed just to get thrown in the women's prison I guess I was just stressed to be a hoodlum Being pressed caused the stress that caused the Ritalin Pressed stressed and Ritalin caused the cop's feelings to be hurt after they seen what I did to those children I'm vulgaric, you Bo Derek; I throw you face flat off the terrace so you can have somethin to stare at
Date: 2002-05-10 09:16
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> I ask you, what has Delaware done to deserve this
insolence, this wanton disregard, this bigotry?
Easy. Delaware has the weakest corporation laws in the
United States so many companys incorporate in Delaware to
avoid disclosing their true corporate shenannigans.
Also, "Delaware" has the same root as "delete",
and
means "the state that should be deleted from the US flag"
in the Algonquin language.
Date: 2002-05-09 06:07
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CmdrTaco - US Flag Desecrator & Anti-Delewaria (Score:5,
Insightful)
As noted on the Smithsonian Institution's site
[http://www.si.edu/resource/faq/nmah/flag.htm], the first
official American flag had thirteen stars and thirteen
stripes, each representing one of the thirteen original
states.
The flag icon for Slashdot's 'United States' section is
missing its first stripe - the stripe that represents
Delaware, the first state admitted to the Union. While a
simple oversight could be forgiven, it should be known from
here on out that Slashdot is in fact aware of the missing
stripe, and even worse, refuses to do anything about it!
This vulgar flag desecration and rabid anti-Delawarism must
be put to a stop. Let the Slashdot crew know that we will
not accept a knowingly mutilated flag or the insinuation
that Delawarians deserve to be cut out of the union. I ask
you, what has Delaware done to deserve this insolence, this
wanton disregard, this bigotry?
Date: 2002-05-09 06:04
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hey taco - this crapflood has been appearing over at
slashdot
Subj: CmdrTaco - US Flag Desecrator & Anti-Delewaria
As noted on the Smithsonian Institution's site [si.edu],
the first official American flag had thirteen stars and
thirteen stripes, each representing one of the thirteen
original states.
The flag icon for Slashdot's 'United States' section is
missing its first stripe - the stripe that represents
Delaware, the first state admitted to the Union. While a
simple oversight could be forgiven, it should be known from
here on out that Slashdot is in fact aware of the missing
stripe, and even worse, refuses to do anything about it
[sourceforge.net]!
This vulgar flag desecration and rabid anti-Delawarism must
be put to a stop. Let the Slashdot crew know that we will
not accept a knowingly mutilated flag or the insinuation
that Delawarians deserve to be cut out of the union. I ask
you, what has Delaware done to deserve this insolence, this
wanton disregard, this bigotry?
Date: 2002-05-08 13:55
Sender: cmdrtaco
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user_id=288856
Whatever.
Date: 2002-05-07 12:29
Sender: jeffy124
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CmdrTaco,
Did you actually go and look at the image? I find it
rather annoying for you to say it "Works for me" for
something that's the same for everyone
Have to ask TRoLLaXoR and The_Messenger about that. I actually made that post by hand, the link and slogan are there because I stole the concept from them, and BAS is not unthankful;)
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(Bust Down) Yo whats up ice mike (mike) What's up? I'm chillin recording, watching these bitches (bust down) What's up cody
(cody) What's Up ho? (bust down) A brother I'm chillin' like, A you heard bout ya boy last week? I seen him at that mall kissin' his bitch in the mouth she be suckin' this nigga dick
(mike) That nigga be trickin'
(bust down) Every brother thang, baby you can't be mad ain't him
(cody) What you got in that?
(bust down) A buddy, I ain't got nothin' to tell her braw because that ain't nothin' fo me and nothin' to be gettin' into braw But the other night she called me on the phone
(mike) What it dat?
(bust down) I'm tellin ya but I had nuttin' to tell her you know what I called her braw?
(cody) what you call her?
(bust down) Straight up she might of got offended but straight up I did everything and called dat hoe a
(Chorus 1X)
Nasty Bitch (echo) (awww awww) Don't come at me talking that shit Nasty Bitch (awww awww) Get on ya knees and do lick bitch Nasty Bitch (awww awww) You want money no I'm not a trick Nasty Bitch (awww awww)
(You know you can't take this dick)
A yo' ice mike bust dis
Well let me tell ya this story about this braud A motherfuckin dyke, bull dank, a rock smokin' dog Triple X rated, vulgar and explicit I'm talkin' bout da bitch I call hot twat Bridget Walkin round town, spread my legs For any paid motherfucker that wanna get laid She's a plocka, docka, plecka, recka made out of skin She knocked at my door so I said come in Her nipples was erected, her twat was hot Just as I came back she was on my jock Now this was suicide, I couldn't deny But this hoe could give me one hell of a ride She put on her night gown, got in the bed Her throat was so deep she swallowed my head She started to choke, when I unleased my load Cum was drippin' out of her noise all ova her clothes Cum was shootin all around the room A drop hit her so hard it gave the bitch a bullet wound She opened her legs, raised her gown I was lucky I could swim cause I almost drained I didn't have a rubber, so instead I fuck the bitch with my naked head But then she turned me ova, and started to ride me She rode me like a horse I said who Kemosabe? I started gettin' wild, her chain couldn't hold me I fucked her from the back and she hollered like a coyote The hour's gettin' wild, she started to push But after this night she'd have to take a good dutch I must admit, this was one hell of a women Her pussy hole smelled like sour cream and onion But once I got start, there was no stoppin I hit rock bottom and the pussy started fartin' Woke up the next morning with a cruk in my dick walk in the bathroom and she was takin' a shit I said hurry up when ya done whappin ya ass I'ma fuck ya again so buy ya pussy a cast She walked in the room with a frown on her face She was limpin, her pussy was stretched out of shape She asked me to take it easy, her pussy was numb I said you act like a dog so I'm fuck ya like one
(Chorus 1X)
A yo Cody watch dis
Now here's another, example of a no good freak To keep her name confidential lets call her Monique Now she was the type, that was always shyk Walkin round like she was too cute to get pipped I said yeah, my name is Bust Down straight and direct I'm already paid so keep ya welfare check And if ya say ya gotta man, well that ain't shit You can be his main thang and you can be my BITCH! She came ova, before she could front I said get ya hoe and don't you stunt And if ya sittin there thinkin that you can hit me with ya whip appeal I ain't baby face bitch I got dick appeal She laid down, grabbed me by my waste Got freaky and asked me to piss in head face She asked one time, I took a leak Cause could give a motherfuck about a broke ass freak She went to suckin' my asshole, it felt so great I farted in her mouth and made her cheeks inflate She asked me to eat the pussy, started to smile I said you got all wrong hoe that ain't my style I turned her ova, she couldn't take this dick While I was fuckin her I said you gon' respect me bitch! The next day I told the boys, I got in that ass I kicked her out my fuckin house and made her felt like trash The moral to the story, its simple and plain for Every man there's a bitch is if you got game If you ever meat a freak that you a play Tell em bust down told ya to say
Now here's another story, of a girl I met last week A nasty bitch and a stone cold freak Now she was fine, shink, and good to go Now sit back and let me tell you all about this hoe Now when I first met the freak, she was actin' legit My home boys told me she could suck a mean dick! I walked up to her, I showed her a rock I said you can have it if you lick my cock So we went behind building, I gave her the dope then I slammed this dick to the back of her throat She was workin' it, she was jerkin' it And when I shot my nut say what she went a slurpin it Now this bitch, was smoother than soap But her breath smelled just like spoiled milk She went to choke, she couldn't take this dick But I didn't give a fuck I tried to kill that bitch When she was done, I had nothin' to say I gave her the bubble and I was on my way The next night at the club, I had to dis Cause she walked up to me and asked fo a kiss I said
Yoooooooouuuuuu You wants to kiss meeeeeeee But I'll knock you out the box Cause I know you suck dicks fo rocks SAY BABY YOOOOOUUUUU!!!! You wanna kiss meeee But I'll knock you out the box Cause I know you suck dick fo rocks
[Eminem] I'm the devil - if ever there was such a thing The results of much too many drugs what you're seeing I'm a mindfuck, completely dis-{*gus*}-ting I'm {*white*}, a human mutt, fuck a being I'm a dog - fuck lambs, I'm silencin 'em all I'm involved in murders forensic science couldn't solve Giant set of balls too big to buy a set of drawers Might as well unzip my fly and let 'em fall to the floor Each thought's completely warped I'm like a walkin, talkin, ouija board Speakin in tongues, I've never spoke this speech before.. Hhem-delle-la, ennich-me-noughh-mi-niche-mick-norr.. Have you ever experienced spirits in lyrics when you hear 'em 'til you scared to stare in into any mirrors when you near 'em? Well if so, get ready for some shit yo "Is this some kind of sick joke?" Shit no, motherfuckin schitzo So disturbed, he just goes so berzerk he tiptoes This verse was his urge to slit throats of just hoes Just goes to shizzow you dizzon't, fizzuck with so-someone this disturbed, sa-sippin on si-zzurp So - lock your doors, drop to the floors Get your shotguns drawn - here comes another "Clockwork Orange" Look at Bizarre; you really think he's right in his mind? What the fuck you think's goin through it when he's writin his rhyme?
[Chorus: Eminem] You bout to - journey into the mind of a psychopath killer Blood spiller, mentality much iller than you could ever imagine in your wildest dreams You'll feel his pain and his silent screams You bout to - journey into the mind of a psychopath killer Blood spiller, mentality much iller than you could ever imagine in your wildest dreams You'll feel his pain and his violent screams
[Bizarre] It's Friday night, I'm at a rave again Pickin up transvestites on my Harley-Davidson (hey hop on) My girlfriend's a crackhead whore She'll come to your door, suck your dick on the floor and take your bottles to the store (nigga I'm takin these) Have you ever seen a bitch get beat because she won't cheat Run the street and suck another nigga's meat? My son's sixteen years old with nowhere to stay (dad it's me) I told him he wasn't mine, slammed the door in his face And I ain't got no food, my job I've been cheated My girlfriend had a miscarriage (I'm sorry) I had to eat it (ohh) My dick is burnin, it ain't cause of disease Because I'm jackin off with gasoline mixed with antifreeze (AHH!) I'm livin in Waco Texas, me and my girl Fuck David Koresh, I'm startin my own world It's called Bizarre Cemetary, it's scary Eatin a virgin's cherry, they're all gonna laugh at you Carey
[Chorus]
[Kon Artis] I was born feet first, smoke 40's and drink weed The Lord rehearsed my birth, I'm the worst breed A nigga you ever set sight on, my right arm's got more power than (?) Dragon's python so "Journey into the mind of a psychopath killer" Light yo' ass like a liquid nitro-gas spiller Psycho slash Michael Myers, Michael Jack's "Thriller" Rifle slash knife faggot that's your "Cop Killer" As a yung'un, I was beat where I was livin (aight) Crossdressed just to get thrown in the women's prison I guess I was just stressed to be a hoodlum Being pressed caused the stress that caused the Ritalin Pressed stressed and Ritalin caused the cop's feelings to be hurt after they seen what I did to those children I'm vulgaric, you Bo Derek; I throw you face flat off the terrace so you can have somethin to stare at
[Chorus]
Booya, beeaaattcchhhes! Shouts to my niggas! er, my fellow trolls/crapflooders!
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Slashdot Mirror
I'm travelin' down the road,
I'm flirtin' with disaster.
I've got the pedal to the floor,
My life is running faster.
I'm out of money, I'm out of hope,
It looks like self destruction.
Well how much more can we take,
With all of this corruption.
Been flirtin' with disaster,
Ya'll know what I mean.
And the way we run our lives,
It makes no sense to me.
I don't know about yourself or,
What you want to be - YEAH.
When we gamble with our time,
We choose our destiny.
Chorus:
I'm travelin' down that lonesome road.
Feel like I'm dragging a heavy load.
Yeah! I've tried to turn my head away,
Feels about the same most every day.
Speeding down the fast lane,
Playin' from town to town.
The boys and I have been burnin' it up,
Can't seem to slow it down.
I've got the pedal to the floor,
Our lives are runnin' faster,
Got our sights set straight ahead,
But ain't sure what we're after.
Flirtin' with disaster,
Ya'll know what I mean.
You know the way we run our lives,
It makes no sense to me.
I don't know about yourself or,
What you plan to be - Yea!!
When we gamble with our time,
We choose our destiny.
Chorus:
Yeah!! We're travelin' down that lonesome road.
Feel like I'm dragging a heavy load.
Don't try to turn my head away,
I'm flirtin' with disaster every day.
Flirtin' with disaster, baby,
Ya'll know what I mean.
You know the way we run our lives,
It makes no sense to me.
I don't know about yourself or,
What you plan to be - Yea!!
When we gamble with our time,
We choose our destiny.
Chorus:
Yeah!! We're travelin' down that lonesome road.
Feel like I'm dragging a heavy load.
Don't try to turn my head away,
I'm flirtin' with disaster every day.
Whoopty fucking doo, compadre, you spreken a little duetch. I lived there for 6 years. In Nurnberg and Erlangen, YHBT, next time don't feed a troll. HAND.
Forget about the jews, if it was not them, it would'a been someone else. Never trust a krout!!!
And just who the fuck were the Nazis? That's right, Germans. Murderous fucking krouts, synonymous terms, my friend. Those bastards fought the world twice (well, not including the Germanic tribes vs the Romans, who once ran "the world") and lost! Maybe they will think twice the next time round...
Where's your trolls at, at, at, at...
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Don't let the walls cave in on you We can't evolve alone without you Don't let the walls cave in on you We can't evolve alone without you Don't let the walls cave in on you You get what you give that much is true Don't let the walls cave in on you You turned the world away from you
Where's your trolls at Where's your trolls at
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You have found yourself Trapped in this incomprehensible maze Where's your trolls at
Where's your trolls at Don't make it easy on yourself Where's your trolls at
Got to get... Got to get... Got to get... Got to get...
Where's your trolls at...
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Don't let the walls cave in on you We can't evolve alone without you Don't let the walls cave in on you We can't evolve alone without you Where's your trolls at Where's your trolls at We can't evolve alone without you We can't evolve alone without you
Go to Palm Info Center, They have the story.
PDA live is run by an unscrupolis [sp] editor who likes to plagerize Ed from PIC. Patronize the real Palm OS news site!
... er, have I just stretched the joke too thin?
[Eminem] I'm the devil - if ever there was such a thing The results of much too many drugs what you're seeing I'm a mindfuck, completely dis-{*gus*}-ting I'm {*white*}, a human mutt, fuck a being I'm a dog - fuck lambs, I'm silencin 'em all I'm involved in murders forensic science couldn't solve Giant set of balls too big to buy a set of drawers Might as well unzip my fly and let 'em fall to the floor Each thought's completely warped I'm like a walkin, talkin, ouija board Speakin in tongues, I've never spoke this speech before .. Hhem-delle-la, ennich-me-noughh-mi-niche-mick-norr .. Have you ever experienced spirits in lyrics when you hear 'em 'til you scared to stare in into any mirrors when you near 'em? Well if so, get ready for some shit yo "Is this some kind of sick joke?" Shit no, motherfuckin schitzo So disturbed, he just goes so berzerk he tiptoes This verse was his urge to slit throats of just hoes Just goes to shizzow you dizzon't, fizzuck with so-someone this disturbed, sa-sippin on si-zzurp So - lock your doors, drop to the floors Get your shotguns drawn - here comes another "Clockwork Orange" Look at Bizarre; you really think he's right in his mind? What the fuck you think's goin through it when he's writin his rhyme?
[Chorus: Eminem] You bout to - journey into the mind of a psychopath killer Blood spiller, mentality much iller than you could ever imagine in your wildest dreams You'll feel his pain and his silent screams You bout to - journey into the mind of a psychopath killer Blood spiller, mentality much iller than you could ever imagine in your wildest dreams You'll feel his pain and his violent screams
[Bizarre] It's Friday night, I'm at a rave again Pickin up transvestites on my Harley-Davidson (hey hop on) My girlfriend's a crackhead whore She'll come to your door, suck your dick on the floor and take your bottles to the store (nigga I'm takin these) Have you ever seen a bitch get beat because she won't cheat Run the street and suck another nigga's meat? My son's sixteen years old with nowhere to stay (dad it's me) I told him he wasn't mine, slammed the door in his face And I ain't got no food, my job I've been cheated My girlfriend had a miscarriage (I'm sorry) I had to eat it (ohh) My dick is burnin, it ain't cause of disease Because I'm jackin off with gasoline mixed with antifreeze (AHH!) I'm livin in Waco Texas, me and my girl Fuck David Koresh, I'm startin my own world It's called Bizarre Cemetary, it's scary Eatin a virgin's cherry, they're all gonna laugh at you Carey
[Chorus]
[Kon Artis] I was born feet first, smoke 40's and drink weed The Lord rehearsed my birth, I'm the worst breed A nigga you ever set sight on, my right arm's got more power than (?) Dragon's python so "Journey into the mind of a psychopath killer" Light yo' ass like a liquid nitro-gas spiller Psycho slash Michael Myers, Michael Jack's "Thriller" Rifle slash knife faggot that's your "Cop Killer" As a yung'un, I was beat where I was livin (aight) Crossdressed just to get thrown in the women's prison I guess I was just stressed to be a hoodlum Being pressed caused the stress that caused the Ritalin Pressed stressed and Ritalin caused the cop's feelings to be hurt after they seen what I did to those children I'm vulgaric, you Bo Derek; I throw you face flat off the terrace so you can have somethin to stare at
[Chorus]
I think you have the coolest nick. Anyway back to slacking...
Chupa mi verga, piche puta! Yo quiero una bonita ruca, con muy grande chichis y lips por chupon!
PS - Sr. FTM: Stay in the game, homeboy!
Date: 2002-05-10 09:16 Sender: nobody Logged In: NO > I ask you, what has Delaware done to deserve this insolence, this wanton disregard, this bigotry? Easy. Delaware has the weakest corporation laws in the United States so many companys incorporate in Delaware to avoid disclosing their true corporate shenannigans. Also, "Delaware" has the same root as "delete", and means "the state that should be deleted from the US flag" in the Algonquin language. Date: 2002-05-09 06:07 Sender: nobody Logged In: NO CmdrTaco - US Flag Desecrator & Anti-Delewaria (Score:5, Insightful) As noted on the Smithsonian Institution's site [http://www.si.edu/resource/faq/nmah/flag.htm], the first official American flag had thirteen stars and thirteen stripes, each representing one of the thirteen original states. The flag icon for Slashdot's 'United States' section is missing its first stripe - the stripe that represents Delaware, the first state admitted to the Union. While a simple oversight could be forgiven, it should be known from here on out that Slashdot is in fact aware of the missing stripe, and even worse, refuses to do anything about it! This vulgar flag desecration and rabid anti-Delawarism must be put to a stop. Let the Slashdot crew know that we will not accept a knowingly mutilated flag or the insinuation that Delawarians deserve to be cut out of the union. I ask you, what has Delaware done to deserve this insolence, this wanton disregard, this bigotry? Date: 2002-05-09 06:04 Sender: nobody Logged In: NO hey taco - this crapflood has been appearing over at slashdot Subj: CmdrTaco - US Flag Desecrator & Anti-Delewaria As noted on the Smithsonian Institution's site [si.edu], the first official American flag had thirteen stars and thirteen stripes, each representing one of the thirteen original states. The flag icon for Slashdot's 'United States' section is missing its first stripe - the stripe that represents Delaware, the first state admitted to the Union. While a simple oversight could be forgiven, it should be known from here on out that Slashdot is in fact aware of the missing stripe, and even worse, refuses to do anything about it [sourceforge.net]! This vulgar flag desecration and rabid anti-Delawarism must be put to a stop. Let the Slashdot crew know that we will not accept a knowingly mutilated flag or the insinuation that Delawarians deserve to be cut out of the union. I ask you, what has Delaware done to deserve this insolence, this wanton disregard, this bigotry? Date: 2002-05-08 13:55 Sender: cmdrtaco Logged In: YES user_id=288856 Whatever. Date: 2002-05-07 12:29 Sender: jeffy124 Logged In: YES user_id=431803 CmdrTaco, Did you actually go and look at the image? I find it rather annoying for you to say it "Works for me" for something that's the same for everyone
Have to ask TRoLLaXoR and The_Messenger about that. I actually made that post by hand, the link and slogan are there because I stole the concept from them, and BAS is not unthankful ;)
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[n/t]
(Bust Down) Yo whats up ice mike (mike) What's up? I'm chillin recording, watching these bitches (bust down) What's up cody
(cody) What's Up ho? (bust down) A brother I'm chillin' like, A you heard bout ya boy last week? I seen him at that mall kissin' his bitch in the mouth she be suckin' this nigga dick
(mike) That nigga be trickin'
(bust down) Every brother thang, baby you can't be mad ain't him
(cody) What you got in that?
(bust down) A buddy, I ain't got nothin' to tell her braw because that ain't nothin' fo me and nothin' to be gettin' into braw But the other night she called me on the phone
(mike) What it dat?
(bust down) I'm tellin ya but I had nuttin' to tell her you know what I called her braw?
(cody) what you call her?
(bust down) Straight up she might of got offended but straight up I did everything and called dat hoe a
(Chorus 1X)
Nasty Bitch (echo) (awww awww) Don't come at me talking that shit Nasty Bitch (awww awww) Get on ya knees and do lick bitch Nasty Bitch (awww awww) You want money no I'm not a trick Nasty Bitch (awww awww)
(You know you can't take this dick)
A yo' ice mike bust dis
Well let me tell ya this story about this braud A motherfuckin dyke, bull dank, a rock smokin' dog Triple X rated, vulgar and explicit I'm talkin' bout da bitch I call hot twat Bridget Walkin round town, spread my legs For any paid motherfucker that wanna get laid She's a plocka, docka, plecka, recka made out of skin She knocked at my door so I said come in Her nipples was erected, her twat was hot Just as I came back she was on my jock Now this was suicide, I couldn't deny But this hoe could give me one hell of a ride She put on her night gown, got in the bed Her throat was so deep she swallowed my head She started to choke, when I unleased my load Cum was drippin' out of her noise all ova her clothes Cum was shootin all around the room A drop hit her so hard it gave the bitch a bullet wound She opened her legs, raised her gown I was lucky I could swim cause I almost drained I didn't have a rubber, so instead I fuck the bitch with my naked head But then she turned me ova, and started to ride me She rode me like a horse I said who Kemosabe? I started gettin' wild, her chain couldn't hold me I fucked her from the back and she hollered like a coyote The hour's gettin' wild, she started to push But after this night she'd have to take a good dutch I must admit, this was one hell of a women Her pussy hole smelled like sour cream and onion But once I got start, there was no stoppin I hit rock bottom and the pussy started fartin' Woke up the next morning with a cruk in my dick walk in the bathroom and she was takin' a shit I said hurry up when ya done whappin ya ass I'ma fuck ya again so buy ya pussy a cast She walked in the room with a frown on her face She was limpin, her pussy was stretched out of shape She asked me to take it easy, her pussy was numb I said you act like a dog so I'm fuck ya like one
(Chorus 1X)
A yo Cody watch dis
Now here's another, example of a no good freak To keep her name confidential lets call her Monique Now she was the type, that was always shyk Walkin round like she was too cute to get pipped I said yeah, my name is Bust Down straight and direct I'm already paid so keep ya welfare check And if ya say ya gotta man, well that ain't shit You can be his main thang and you can be my BITCH! She came ova, before she could front I said get ya hoe and don't you stunt And if ya sittin there thinkin that you can hit me with ya whip appeal I ain't baby face bitch I got dick appeal She laid down, grabbed me by my waste Got freaky and asked me to piss in head face She asked one time, I took a leak Cause could give a motherfuck about a broke ass freak She went to suckin' my asshole, it felt so great I farted in her mouth and made her cheeks inflate She asked me to eat the pussy, started to smile I said you got all wrong hoe that ain't my style I turned her ova, she couldn't take this dick While I was fuckin her I said you gon' respect me bitch! The next day I told the boys, I got in that ass I kicked her out my fuckin house and made her felt like trash The moral to the story, its simple and plain for Every man there's a bitch is if you got game If you ever meat a freak that you a play Tell em bust down told ya to say
Nasty (Bitch!) Nasty (Bitch!) Nasty (Bitch!) Nasty (Bitch!) Nasty (Bitch!) Nasty (Bitch!) Nasty (Bitch!)
(Chorus 1X)
A yo Braid Bust dis
Now here's another story, of a girl I met last week A nasty bitch and a stone cold freak Now she was fine, shink, and good to go Now sit back and let me tell you all about this hoe Now when I first met the freak, she was actin' legit My home boys told me she could suck a mean dick! I walked up to her, I showed her a rock I said you can have it if you lick my cock So we went behind building, I gave her the dope then I slammed this dick to the back of her throat She was workin' it, she was jerkin' it And when I shot my nut say what she went a slurpin it Now this bitch, was smoother than soap But her breath smelled just like spoiled milk She went to choke, she couldn't take this dick But I didn't give a fuck I tried to kill that bitch When she was done, I had nothin' to say I gave her the bubble and I was on my way The next night at the club, I had to dis Cause she walked up to me and asked fo a kiss I said
Yoooooooouuuuuu You wants to kiss meeeeeeee But I'll knock you out the box Cause I know you suck dicks fo rocks SAY BABY YOOOOOUUUUU!!!! You wanna kiss meeee But I'll knock you out the box Cause I know you suck dick fo rocks
You stankin' funky nasty triflin bitch YOU!!!
[Eminem] I'm the devil - if ever there was such a thing The results of much too many drugs what you're seeing I'm a mindfuck, completely dis-{*gus*}-ting I'm {*white*}, a human mutt, fuck a being I'm a dog - fuck lambs, I'm silencin 'em all I'm involved in murders forensic science couldn't solve Giant set of balls too big to buy a set of drawers Might as well unzip my fly and let 'em fall to the floor Each thought's completely warped I'm like a walkin, talkin, ouija board Speakin in tongues, I've never spoke this speech before .. Hhem-delle-la, ennich-me-noughh-mi-niche-mick-norr .. Have you ever experienced spirits in lyrics when you hear 'em 'til you scared to stare in into any mirrors when you near 'em? Well if so, get ready for some shit yo "Is this some kind of sick joke?" Shit no, motherfuckin schitzo So disturbed, he just goes so berzerk he tiptoes This verse was his urge to slit throats of just hoes Just goes to shizzow you dizzon't, fizzuck with so-someone this disturbed, sa-sippin on si-zzurp So - lock your doors, drop to the floors Get your shotguns drawn - here comes another "Clockwork Orange" Look at Bizarre; you really think he's right in his mind? What the fuck you think's goin through it when he's writin his rhyme?
[Chorus: Eminem] You bout to - journey into the mind of a psychopath killer Blood spiller, mentality much iller than you could ever imagine in your wildest dreams You'll feel his pain and his silent screams You bout to - journey into the mind of a psychopath killer Blood spiller, mentality much iller than you could ever imagine in your wildest dreams You'll feel his pain and his violent screams
[Bizarre] It's Friday night, I'm at a rave again Pickin up transvestites on my Harley-Davidson (hey hop on) My girlfriend's a crackhead whore She'll come to your door, suck your dick on the floor and take your bottles to the store (nigga I'm takin these) Have you ever seen a bitch get beat because she won't cheat Run the street and suck another nigga's meat? My son's sixteen years old with nowhere to stay (dad it's me) I told him he wasn't mine, slammed the door in his face And I ain't got no food, my job I've been cheated My girlfriend had a miscarriage (I'm sorry) I had to eat it (ohh) My dick is burnin, it ain't cause of disease Because I'm jackin off with gasoline mixed with antifreeze (AHH!) I'm livin in Waco Texas, me and my girl Fuck David Koresh, I'm startin my own world It's called Bizarre Cemetary, it's scary Eatin a virgin's cherry, they're all gonna laugh at you Carey
[Chorus]
[Kon Artis] I was born feet first, smoke 40's and drink weed The Lord rehearsed my birth, I'm the worst breed A nigga you ever set sight on, my right arm's got more power than (?) Dragon's python so "Journey into the mind of a psychopath killer" Light yo' ass like a liquid nitro-gas spiller Psycho slash Michael Myers, Michael Jack's "Thriller" Rifle slash knife faggot that's your "Cop Killer" As a yung'un, I was beat where I was livin (aight) Crossdressed just to get thrown in the women's prison I guess I was just stressed to be a hoodlum Being pressed caused the stress that caused the Ritalin Pressed stressed and Ritalin caused the cop's feelings to be hurt after they seen what I did to those children I'm vulgaric, you Bo Derek; I throw you face flat off the terrace so you can have somethin to stare at
[Chorus]
Booya, beeaaattcchhhes!
Shouts to my niggas! er, my fellow trolls/crapflooders!
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Thanks in advance for your time in this matter.
--
BAS
I bow to your greatness! More study will have to transpire...
if only you had logged in.
;)
Oh well, at least now I can look at the page source and steal the goatse code
*BLUSH*
Right up your monkey ass!!
Mmmmmmm, Monkey ass....
Let's put the dick back in dixie and the cunt back in country...
-Hank Williams III, Pop Country Sucks