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  1. Re:assault rifles on Unreal Tournament 2004 Goes Gold · · Score: 1

    *Whoooooooooooooosh*

  2. Re:Vehicles on Unreal Tournament 2004 Goes Gold · · Score: 2, Funny

    God I admire you.

  3. Re:Damn. on Michael Dell Steps Down as CEO · · Score: 1

    Dude, I'm getting trolled!

  4. Re:Statue of Joseph Smith in SLC on MS Word File Reveals Changes to SCO's Plans · · Score: 1, Funny

    Just a fun fact to throw into discussions of Mormon business practices. ;-)

    You forget that the average Slashdotter has the wit of the average tree stump. :)

  5. Re:Damn. on Michael Dell Steps Down as CEO · · Score: 4, Funny

    They could always just say...

    "Dude, you're getting rolled!"

    At least it would have a ring of truth to it. :)

  6. Re:not just a Linux user on SCO Names 1st Lawsuit Target: AutoZone [Updated] · · Score: 1

    Would this qualify as extortion or racketeering? =)

    Yes.

  7. Re:Stallman? it's mozilla I'm worried about! on Get Listed Free In Gov't Open Source Directory · · Score: 4, Funny

    I used Firefox, until that bastard Clint Eastwood broke into my living room and ran off with my laptop.

  8. Re:Star Wars or Hellraiser on Star Wars Episode III Spoiler Photos · · Score: 2, Funny

    It could be acne.

  9. Re:tinfoil on Ford Testing a New 'Traffic Monitoring' Device · · Score: 2, Funny
    have them think they are looking at you when in actuality they are tracking the driving habits of the Local Sheriff.

    The Sheriff is speeding, and then he receives a call to haul you to jail for speeding


    Only to end up as the center of his own black hole by driving in increasingly tighter circles while he zeroes in on himself.
  10. Re:Crap on Firmware Upgrades For Everything · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Who's to say they will ever release the features you already paid for...why should they since they have your money already?

    Maybe because it would be the last time anyone, anywhere, ever bought a product from such a company.

    A better idea is to provide enough real features to add credibility to the vapor in order to string the consumer along an endless line of upgrades and replacements. For a great example of this tactic, check out any company at all.

  11. Re:Invasion! on Japanese Government Raids Microsoft Offices · · Score: 4, Funny

    We can send in the Enola Gates... and watch it plummet into the sea, just short of its target.

  12. Re:why recompress? on Suggestions for a DVD Video on Demand System? · · Score: 4, Funny

    It's Vivid's complete back catalog. You make time.

  13. Re:Dude, Chill on Eminem Sues Apple for Sampling his Samples · · Score: 1

    Isn't a short segment of under a specified time allowed for "fair use"

    That's merely an urban legend. Any unauthorized usage violates copyright, regardless of the length of the sample.

    The sad thing is, dipshitinem should be honored that someone wanted to use the likeness of his art (dubious though it is). We used to call it a tribute... it used to be considered a tremendous show of respect.

    Even sadder is the fact that nearly all modern music is based on blues or jazz, both free forms of music, in which everyone plays everyone else's music with little or no care for compensation. So much for that, I guess.

  14. Re:shouldn't ATM machines be designed better? on Visual Autopsy Of An ATM Card Skimmer · · Score: 4, Funny

    or am I just missing something?

    Maybe the ATM designers just happen to be the same folks that are installing the cameras and readers. :)

  15. Re:Today only, free access courtesy of Slashdot on Orwellian Tech Support · · Score: 1

    Oh, you mean drop-kicking?

  16. All I know is... on Electric Shavers Rot Your Brain · · Score: 2, Funny

    If you are a male who not only owns a blow dryer but uses it, you have bigger problems than potential brain damage. =P

  17. Re:kazaa, bittorrent, emule/edonkey? on Microsoft Warning Leaked Code Traders · · Score: 1

    So basically, human nature is the same everywhere; the moderators only are different?

  18. Re:IAU on Arthur C. Clarke Talks With The Onion · · Score: 2, Funny

    And here I thought the comic book store owner on the Simpsons was only an animated character.

  19. Re:WTF? on Ebay Suspends Phone Number Sales · · Score: 1

    Why is this kind of thing shunned here?

    Simply put: some of the less enlightened capitalists over here seem to believe that you acquire wealth by hoarding.

  20. Re:Guilt on Practical C++ · · Score: 1

    Don't be so sure of that. Powell's is currently suspect of screwing their workers over in regards to health benefits. I grew up in Portland, so I would usually default to ordering from Powell's (Portland folk are pretty loyal to their hometown). A few months ago, during the height of the socal grocery strike (laughable mess that it is - I know, I live in San Diego and got to watch the whole thing unfold first-hand), I found an independent media website that claimed the same behavior was occuring at good ol', loveable Powell's. That might not be true, but the behavior displayed by Powell's execs in response to a couple demonstrations was enough to raise my eyebrows. Puts a kink in your ideal, doesn't it. Next thing you know, the Kettle Chip family will be discovered supporting neo nazis ("Ein potato, ein bag, ein chip!"), Gardenburger will be fined for testing their patties on cute, furry animals, and the Coffee People folks will sell out to some Starbucks wannabe like Deidrich and trade in their campervans for Hummers. This is giving me flashbacks of that shitty Don Henley song, The Boys of Summer.

  21. Re:Why not - with so many loopholes? on Appeals Court OKs FTC's Do-Not-Call List · · Score: 2, Funny

    but doesn't mention the name of the company so I can't report them

    So report them based on whatever contact information the recording left in the message. Unless none was mentioned?

    "Hi, you just won a vacation to Cancun! We just thought you'd like to know. Thank you!" *Click*

  22. Re: Not good on Cell-Phone Wars · · Score: 1

    Yeah, try that next time you're in a restaurant, theatre, or museum, and see what happens.

    Given the fact that people are more afraid of each other than ever before, I doubt much of anything would happen.

  23. Re:No complaints now, but... on Cell-Phone Wars · · Score: 2, Funny

    Not when it's just as easy to carry a cattle prod in your back pocket and accomplish the same thing. ;)

  24. Re:EMI's acting reasonably on Backlash as EMI Hunts Down the Grey Album · · Score: 2, Informative

    Musicians get a lot of money when even a small amount of their music gets sampled

    If by "Musicians" you mean "Record Labels", then you are correct. Otherwise you might want to read up a little more on who gets what in a record contract.

  25. Re:Scooby Snacks: Think of the butter on SCOoby Snacks · · Score: 1

    It's a stupid chef who thinks to make money by baking a free cake.