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  1. It's a problem on XFree86 Alters License · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    too many licensing schemes out there.

    K.I.S.S and you shouldn't have any problems eh?

    Whateva

  2. Re:Ask yourself these questions: on Anti-Virus Companies: Tenacious Spammers · · Score: 1

    Damnit!

    I hate pop quizes!

    Is the answer the terrorists have already won?

  3. whateva on Joel Rants About Resumes · · Score: 1, Redundant

    It's not what you know, but who you know.

    The truth shall set you free.

  4. One person's response to SCO on One Company's Response to SCO · · Score: 5, Funny

    ha.

    Haha.

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    Heh.

    GWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    SCO.

    *sniff*

    What was the question again?

  5. as I've said for some time now on Electronic Burglary in the Senate · · Score: 3, Insightful

    they are all corrupt.

    Interesting how we are supposed to trust a government that doesn't trust itself, eh?

    Gah. I'm moving to Emland. It's a small island off the coast of your imagination. Right next to the Citgo, across the street from the Chinese takeout/wireless internet cafe/pizzaria/gas station/home depot/Publix.

    Bah.

  6. Man.... on Photographing Exploding Edibles · · Score: 5, Funny

    A button is hit, telling the micro-controller to open the valve, thus releasing the pressure and sending the waiting bolt hurdling forth at around 150 m/sec

    His ping times suck!

  7. Does this top that? I dunno. It sucked though. on The Absolute Worst Working Environment? · · Score: 1

    Don't know if I would call this "topping" that, but here's what I did 3 days a week one summer for the State of New Mexico.

    I (using a truck and hose, of course, dirty slashdotters!) sucked feces and piss out of a portajohn. And for some reason, we had what we called a "mad shitter" on the prowl.

    Yeah. Oh, and don't get me started on the time the hose backed up.

    Nasty.

    Nothing says I need a new job like a gob full of feces stuck to your shirt.

    Does this top loud noises and cold? Maybe.

  8. I'd like "No shit" for $1000 Alex. on Pop-Up Ads Lead to Consumer Revolt, Ad-Blocking · · Score: 1, Interesting

    A flaming duh to you NYTimes!

    We do not like being inundated with crap.

    Those that say well, they must make something off of it or they wouldn't do it:

    I say horseshit. I think it's one giant dumbass ring of spammers and scum bouncing
    money for lists off each other.

    yeehaaa.

  9. Re:Sounds good, right? Here's the problem... on Internet Use Grows to 69 Percent of US Adults · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Most of these people probably do not use the Internet for something truly worthwhile.

    100% of those polled when informed of your response replied:

    And who the hell is this guy to tell us what is "worth while"?

  10. Gratuitous on Scientists Invent Scientist · · Score: 0

    I for one welcome our Robotic Over...*slap*

    Look out Ned, it's coming right for us!

    [Ned's Voice] It's coming right for us! [/Ned's Voice]

  11. Re:Just be sure to run Ad-aware every week . . . on Matrix-Style Brain Interface Closer To Reality · · Score: 1

    -1 GREAT GOOD GOOGLY MOOGLY MAKE IT STOP mod added for grumpy old fart effect.

  12. We've learned nothing. on Social Side-Effects Of Internet Use · · Score: 5, Funny

    The credibility of information published on the Internet also received a surprising boost.

    Despite the existence of countless spoof Web sites and message boards that carry oddball political rants, more than half of Internet users surveyed said "most or all" of the information they find online is reliable and credible.


    New medium, same gullibility.

  13. Re:Awesome on Novell Releases SCO Letters · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    Why? Having trouble sleeping lately?

    danke, I be hea all da veek.

  14. this is cheesy on The Cheese Slicing Laser · · Score: 1

    See subject line.

  15. Yep on Earthquake Prediction Months In Advance · · Score: 5, Insightful

    While this is a great advance, the real deal will be when we get to the point we can predict precisely enough to WARN the people living in these areas.

    As in, hey two weeks from friday, leave the area for a day or two.

  16. I predict on More Linux Predictions for 2004 · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    we will get a bunch of articles on slashdot talking about how so and so company is switching to Linux, even though it's been mainstream for several years now.

    But that's the norm right?

    Repeat after me:

    It's mainstream. let it go.

    Uh oh, did I just hurt someone's feelings?

    Waiting.

  17. Re:Great on Microsoft-Antitrust.gov Opens for Public · · Score: 1

    And all that will stop people from doing exactly what I said?

    No, it won't.

  18. Great on Microsoft-Antitrust.gov Opens for Public · · Score: 2, Insightful

    f you believe the company has violated the conditions stipulated in either of the statements, visit Microsoft-Antitrust.gov Web site.

    Let the "fun" begin. Why do I think this webserver is going to become complaint central for all things MS?

  19. Re:It was going ok. on When Good Spammers Go Bad · · Score: 1

    I was going to post the exact same thing.

    Dude was doing ok til he threw this stupid and not necessary jab out there.

    I got your sympathy right here, dude.

    That one statement ruined everything he was trying to say.

  20. Re:two million accident-free work hours? on The Management Secrets of T. John Dick · · Score: 1

    Universe.

    Founded 5 billion..erm, 6 billion...erm, a long time ago.

    http://www.universe.com*

    I WIN. ;)

    *warning. I have no idea where this link takes you. Click at your own risk.

  21. Re:In Soviet Russia... on .Net:... 3 Years Later · · Score: 3, Funny

    You've had that one waiting in the wings for months now haven't you?

    Heh. Dr Pepper tastes funny after going through your nose. Yuck.

  22. Re:Whatever makes the capitalists feel good?? on Thailand Imposes Gamers Curfew · · Score: 1

    Maybe you don't understand what I am saying, so I'll break it down for you.

    Suppose I have a kid. Suppose that child is playing games too much. Suppose I tell them to stop. Much easier than having a curfew and other governmental actions imposed right?

    Or are you trying to state something else?

  23. Whatever makes the parents feel good on Thailand Imposes Gamers Curfew · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Once again I bring you this service announcement:

    Parents, watch your kids. Don't make the government do it for you, you won't like it.

    This is not specific to Thailand either.

  24. Yeah, but do they have Em on there? on Government Information Awareness · · Score: 5, Funny

    At first, I thought sure, this'll work, those politicians are too smart to get caught doing their shady stuff out in the open.

    Then I realized NO THEY AREN'T.

    So, this should be fun. Wonder how long before this site quietly goes away.

    Just remember folks, this is the government you are talking about. If they want, they can make you disapp... /NO CARRIER

  25. Re:The picture have been forged. on Hubble Catches Some Cosmic Fireworks · · Score: 2, Funny

    well, hell, you don't ask for much do you?

    I'll get right on that for you.